How come a guy with a toupee that looks like a squirrel gets all these hot chicks, and I can’t even get hand job from Pam Geller? Has he no shame?

Well, now I know what I’ll be doing this afternoon. Gouging this mental image out with an icepick.

Remember when conservatives wouldn’t stfu about how sexy they were? Whatever happened to that?

Also, Al Gore is way to enthusiastic when he kisses his wife.

Sorry, Peter Orszag is many things but hot is definitely not one of them. Instead of hot / not, I suggest smart / batshit crazy or clever / nausea inducing.

How come toupee-boy gets the hot mamas? Why, it’s simple, Scott! Unlike your camp, we loony-libs still believe in the “G-spot.”

I can’t even get hand job from Pam Geller?

Call me crazy, but I have a feeling said Pam wank is not that difficult to get, particularly if you are wearing the correct t-shirt or baseball cap.

Just a guess.

@PeeJ: I really meant hot in relative terms more than in absolute terms. That being said, he’s still hot in a kinda geeky, nerdy way.

Oh, and Peter Orszag looks like Burt from Sesame Street with more hair and glasses.

Nerdy, crazy smart guys in glasses do it for me.

Yes. I think Peter Orszag is hot. There. I said it.

There was a time when a man who jilted the woman bearing his child for another woman would be scorned as a cad and a scoundrel. Those days have obviously passed too, though the New York Post showed something of the old attitude in reporting on Orszag’s exploits. The Post reported that Orszag’s former girlfriend “was three months pregnant when Orszag kicked her to the curb.”

So… the outrage is that tabloids use different terminology than they did in the 18th century?

There should be no room for divorced cads like Ronald Reagan Newt Gingrich Karl Rove Rudy Giuliani Peter Orszag in public life.

There was a time when a man who jilted the woman bearing his child for another woman would be scorned as a cad and a scoundrel.

Was there?

There was a time when a man who jilted the woman bearing his childl[sic] for another woman would be scorned as a cad and a scoundrel.

What did the people of this marvelous time think of “law professors” who publicly debased themselves as hack partisans capable only of shallow, rancorous ad hominem?

Let’s not forget Mr. “Thanks for standing by me when I was a prisoner but you’re not hot any more, or rich enough” McCain…

The Post reported that Orszag’s former girlfriend “was three months pregnant when Orszag kicked her to the curb.”

Not under the bus?

The bus pulls up to the curb, so it’s all the same…

Maybe Lickin’ Lisa and Scott “Big Trunk” Johnson can resolve their sexual frustration issues together.

How come toupee-boy gets the hot mamas? Why, it’s simple, Scott! Unlike your camp, we loony-libs still believe in the “G-spot.”

He just walks up to them and starts licking his eyebrows!

You know, I liked that President Obama spoke out against dads ditching their “baby mamas” and kids. Given the national illegitimacy rate, and his own experience, it seems like a reasonable position…

I believe that would be this speech.

We know the statistics — that children who grow up without a father are five times more likely to live in poverty and commit crime; nine times more likely to drop out of schools and 20 times more likely to end up in prison. They are more likely to have behavioral problems, or run away from home or become teenage parents themselves. And the foundations of our community are weaker because of it.

That’s definitely a problem there. Schiffren talks about all those child support checks he’ll be writing in order to support the poor jilted woman. Speaking of which, this is how Schiffren describes the helpless and cast aside baby mamma:

For the record, I’ve considered that the 39-year-old heiress/venture capitalist just wanted a sperm donor, given that the biological clock was ticking.

STay in the boat! For gods’ sake STAY IN THE BOAT!

Keep in mind that The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies. The guy’s a serious prude.

From Johnson’s piece:

When [Orszag] appeared onstage with Barack Obama for the announcement of his appointment as director of the Office of the Management and Budget, it looked like a squirrel was sitting on his head. Or like he was wearing a coonskin cap.

I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt on “coonskin” but I have seen too much code-word shit from these Tea Party motherfuckers to believe it.

Keep in mind that The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies. The guy’s a serious prude.

There’s something seriously wrong with that. I’m gay and even I like to look at Kate Winslet’s boobies.

I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt on “coonskin” but I have seen too much code-word shit from these Tea Party motherfuckers to believe it.

Especially in light of the fact that this guy has the look they want to know better.

Are you sure he didn’t get a handjob? That picture leaves room for speculation. Neither of her hands is visible and he has a surprised look on his face.

Just so everybody is clear. The following statement is racist:

Reid: He’s electable because he doesn’t have a Negro dialect, except when he wants to

The following statement is not racist:

Schiffren: I know that defining deviancy down by accepting ghetto mores at the tippy-top of government isn’t much of a concern to lots of Americans

STAY IN THE BOAT

Well someone’s gotta venture into the weeds in order to retrieve photos of the homewrecker.

For the record, I’ve considered that the 39-year-old heiress/venture capitalist just wanted a sperm donor, given that the biological clock was ticking.

So, basically, when she got kicked to the curb, there was a limo waiting there to take her home.

Look, I’m not saying that Peter Orszag is automagically not to blame for anything just because the woman he dumped is fabulously wealthy and secure. He may well have been a giant fucking asshole. In fact he may have been such a horrendously evil jerk that poor Claire Milonas is shattered and broken.

Well, I’d like to volunteer to help console the distraught shipping heiress if you know what I mean… and not just because she is now somebody’s mother.

Was there?

I am still constantly amazed at how SMcG can say so much with so few words.

With no offense intended to any homosexuals in the house (Except PeeJ. I’m trying to offend him):

I would have bet good money that Orszag was gay.

I honestly couldn’t give a rat’s ass who people like/love/marry/dump, but I did always think it was cool that the Obama White House had a gay Budget Director.

And now you’re telling me he’s a playboy?!? I need some new Gaydar.

Also: “Peter Orszag was once notable for wearing the worst toupée in public life.”

James Traficant’s piece called and it’s going to kick your ass.

The Virgin Ben got in on the Orszag action the other day at Big Journalism.

and not just because she is now somebody’s mother.

Who are you trying to kid, you well-spoken negro?

I need some new Gaydar.

I have a built-in divining rod that is fairly precise. The only two drawbacks are that it has to be within range of one of the person’s orifices, and that alcohol reduces its accuracy (although only marginally).

I have a built-in divining rod that is fairly precise.

Damn thing’s on the blink!

[Smashing sounds.]

From the Virgin Ben piece:

But even though it now appears that Orszag was spreading his seed just as profligately as taxpayer money, that isn’t the real story.

He is a bad writer.

Are you sure he didn’t get a handjob? That picture leaves room for speculation. Neither of her hands is visible and he has a surprised look on his face.

Pammy pokes prostate!

Wow, what is up with the sadly no sub-domains? Did anyone else know about http://answers.sadlyno.com? It looks like a sort of iffy credit score blog thingy. Now if that is what you all are doing to pay for your bandwidth then more power to ya’, but incase somebody is trafficking is SadlyNo’s(c) ™ (r) good name without permission, I figured it might be worth mentioning.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, ghetto mor-es!

The Virgin Ben got in on the Orszag action the other day at Big Journalism.

Yikes.

In a May 2008 Nightline report, [Orszag fiancee Bianna Golodryga] participated in open class warfare, stating, “As many Americans watch personal investments like their homes go belly up, many of the super rich have seen their fortunes only grow.”

More news from the war on facts.

How seriously does Amanpour take her conflict of interest? Not very – last year, Amanpour interviewed her own husband about the situation in Iran, where she just so happened to grow up.

One of the most respected journalists in the business interviews an Obama foreign policy adviser on a topic in which she just “happens” to be an expert. For shame, CNN! Why can’t you ask Brit Hume what he thinks of Buddhism like a real news network?

alcohol reduces its accuracy

I thought that the more alcohol consumed, the more likely your diagnosis will become correct divining rod will become erect.

DK-W’s link to the story about the seriously hot shipping heiress Orszag dumped for the new seriously hot chick has a great comment, from “summer:”

What any of them see in Orszag is a good question. I don’t see him as much more than a mouse with a constantly flapping mouth and a limp weenie. What a limp wristed wimpie excuse for another one in B.Oobama’s administration. Glad she dumped him.

Let’s see the hotties (or White House staff) you’ve been doing, summer.

He just walks up to them and starts licking his eyebrows!

It turns out that this doesn’t work if you have shaved them off to carry around in a matchbox.
Damn.

The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies.
A friend is asking for a link.

A friend is asking for a link.

Then he must not be your friend, silly.

He’s smart he’s successful powerful. Hell yes that=hot.

Imagine this, if you will. Children will stand outside the candy store, two or three rusty pennies in their pockets, face pressed against the glass, their breath forming butterfly wings on the outside as they imagine what it would be like to be inside, with money, picking up all the tasty candy they see, carefree and on top of the world.

Now this is how wingnuts apparently feel about procreation, because they are sure as hell NOT in the candy store on that one.

Ah yes, Peddy. I never got my shipment that was supposed to contain said rod.

Something about it getting stuck in Hoboken? Never was sure what that menat…

Or meant, if you’re not into the whole ‘brevity’ thing…

I blame the menatal illness.

“if you’re not into the whole ‘brevity’ thing…”

1) You say “menat”, I say “meant”….

2) Same character count, brevity FAIL

Peter Orszag spends too much time fucking to be the Director of OMB.

What is the maximum amount of time one can spend fucking and still remain eligible for the position?
(As I asked during my last job interview)

“What is the maximum amount of time one can spend fucking and still remain eligible for the position?
(As I asked during my last job interview)”

Well, that’s a sliding (heh) scale:

Teacher: 0%
…
Priest: 40%
…
Porn Star: 90%

2) Same character count, brevity FAIL

Not recognizing Big Lebowski derivative, snark FAIL.

You know, its a real challenge, this staying in the boat deal.

But perhaps the wingies would prefer that Orzag emulate the behavior of a certain conservative hero and his son:

<a href="Buckley grandchild

Jonathan’s grandfather William Buckley also refused to share any of his cash with Chris’ illegitimate son and instead gave it to his two legitimate grandchildren, Caitlin and William.

“I intentionally make no provision herein for said Jonathan, who for all purposes . . . shall be deemed to have predeceased me,” Buckley’s will stated.

Christopher Buckley fathered an illegitimate child whose mother unsuccessfully sued for additional benefits. And that was the response of the Buckley family.

If that’s the sort of thing that will convince someone as hot as Bianna Golodryga to hang out with me, I will teach a squirrel to hump my head in public.

He just walks up to them and starts licking his eyebrows!

It turns out that this doesn’t work if you have shaved them off to carry around in a matchbox.

Walking up and licking someone’s box might get something started, too, though.

The Goddamn Batman is practically a flying squirrel already AND a millionaire playboy and he’s moaning about chix. What hope have we?

“Not recognizing Big Lebowski derivative…”

I may be the only person in the world who only watched The Big Lebowski once and did not immediately memorize every bit that appeared there.

FAIL indeed. 😛

That’s okay. It’s a tradition in my family to watch it every Christmas.

You know, for Jeebus.

No jealousy here, no siree.

and I can’t even get hand job from Pam Geller?He must be the only one.

Pammy said she liked it “dirty” and wanted to do it “camel style”.

There’s something seriously wrong with that. I’m gay and even I like to look at Kate Winslet’s boobies.

I’m straight, and even I like to look at Kate Winslet’s boobies.

Funny that he thought it was more reprehensible of them to show the boobies but not the suicide – real strange set of tastes that man has.

Still here !!!

Pammy said she liked it “dirty” and wanted to do it “camel style”.

Is that why she had those two humps installed?

The fact is, soclialism is a failing mindset, taxing and spending, what liberals do, it doesn’t work but Reagan brought freedom back to economics and was unbiased.

Thanx, t4, now I know that you love me. Gaydar is a notoriously unreliable app when installed in you breeder types – you lack the proper interfaces.

And while we’re on the topic, it has been scienterrifically established that after six shots no one has a sexual orientation. If I can find one of my “After six shots no one has a sexual orientaiton annual pub crawl” t-shirts, I’ll post up.

after six shots no one has a sexual orientation

Good marksmen make do with one shot.

Hmmm… Krugman writes a column saying socialism can’t be all that bad because otherwise the European economies wouldn’t have kept roughly even pace with the U.S. in the years since Reagan. Same day, fake Gary writes the above. Conclusion: fake Gary actually can and probably does read, and also fake Gary is the most boring fake troll in history.

I got your Camel Style right here!

If I can find one of my “After six shots no one has a sexual orientaiton annual pub crawl” t-shirts, I’ll post up.

Perhaps you should wash it first.

The Fact = Subject
Is= Verb
Socialism is a failing mindset = object clause (refers to subject)
Taxing and spending = ? (perhaps should have been a new sentence?)
What liberals do =? (a parenthetical describing “taxing and spending” perhaps?)
it doesn’t work =? (refers to “taxing and spending” ?)
but = conjunction highlighting a difference between two ideas
Regan = subject of rebuttal idea
brought = opening of phrasal verb “brought back” for subject “Regan”
Freedom =object of “Regan”
back =closure of phrasal verb “brought back”
to Economics (prepositional phrase refers to “Freedom”)
and = conjunction highlighting equality between two ideas
was= verb (in this construction, could either refer to “socialism”, “Regan”, or “economics”- unclear)
unbiased = modifier (again, what it modifies is unclear)

Your thesis is hackneyed and easily disprovable, but even this is eclipsed by the monumental failure of your grammar, which is deplorable. Keep trying, though, perhaps with practice you might master basic expository commentary sometime in the new decade. My suggestion is to concentrate on simpler expression of your admittedly intellectually impoverished ideas, i.e. “I don’t like to share”, or ” Regan was handsome. I want to be like him.”- just until you’ve reached a seventh- or eighth- grade facility with basic sentence structure.

Don’t be discouraged, Gary. Even Glen Beck had to start somewhere.

Grade: D-

after six shots no one has a sexual orientation

After six shots I wouldn’t even have a vertical orientation.

The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies.

Surely, nobody could have anticipated … oh, & speaking of shocking & totally out-of-left-field developments …

Waaaaaaay off-topic:

AROO! AROO! BREAKING NOOZE!

Move over, Ollie North! Looks like Rupert Murdoch just bought himself a shiny new camwhore, you betcha!

Shill, baby, shill!

Twin studies. This topic needs more twin studies.

*checks previous thread*

“TruculentandUnreliable said,

January 11, 2010 at 19:24

Aaaaaand”

*pouts*

Oddly, I have actually had a drunken flying squirrel plant itself on top of my head. Unfortunately, there were no ladies present, so I can’t speak to the effect on them. I would gladly repeat the experience if it were likely to score points with Bianna Golodryga.

I would gladly repeat the experience if it were likely to score points with Bianna Golodryga.

I’d eat the damn things. Sober. Whether they were drunk or not.

And then beg for points, if necessary.

I’d eat the damn things. Sober. Whether they were drunk or not.

Wait – are we talking about twins or Kate Winslet’s boobies?

Boaf.

“I intentionally make no provision herein for said Jonathan, who for all purposes . . . shall be deemed to have predeceased me,” Buckley’s will stated.

Christopher Buckley fathered an illegitimate child whose mother unsuccessfully sued for additional benefits. And that was the response of the Buckley family.

Was the mother a negress, Mexican, or worse, a Jew? One can’t be too careful about having any Buckley money going to the upkeep of those kinds of people. And kudos to Bill Fuckley for coming up with a classier way of saying “you’re dead to me, you little bastard.”

Conclusion: fake Gary actually can and probably does read, and also fake Gary is the most boring fake troll in history.

No, fake Gary’s handlers can read. But yes, fake Gary is the most boring fake troll in teh Intertoobz.

But there’s still hope for wingnuts everywhere, and especially for the Ol’ Perfessor:

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/The-Night-Note-11110-81182227.html

Badoodly oodly, loony libs- any of you in the NY metro area should get to the Bell House in Gowanus tomorrow night.

I had a couple of beers with N__B and Mrs. B last month at the event.

Actually, this link is better: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100110/ap_on_hi_te/us_tec_sex_robot

“Keep in mind that The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies. The guy’s a serious prude.”

I have the same reaction. Did I say same? Shit, sorry. I meant to say “opposite”

I would pity people who resort to sexbots when the need arises, but then I realize that people who would use them think that real women already fill that intellectual and social capacity , and just see the sexbot as an easier way to get what they, for whatever bizarre reason, are refused time and time again. Then my pity turns into cold disgust.

I’m betting Orszag just has genetic condition that makes him smell like money.

So, like, what do these sexbots cost?

Roughly.
I mean, just out of curiosity.

Think GM could re-tool and make them?

Howie Long doing commercials?

Good marksmen make do with one shot.

Substance has been a bad influence on this thread.

well done, sir. Martini?

I had a couple of beers with N__B and Mrs. B last month at the event.

what lame pimping. If you were serious you would buy us all plane tickets. If you LIKED us, train tickets.

Peter Orszag is Stephen Orszag’s son, of Bender and Orszag fame. His pa wrote the book on asymptotics and perturbation methods. If Peter is half as smart as Stephen, he’s very smart indeed.

Ahhhhhhhh, yes. Bender and Orszag. I caught their show once at the Palladium. The nadir of the Penis Puppetry movement. You wouldn’t believe the things Orszag could do with his junk.

Although honestly, Bender was useless since he just stood their slammin’ 40 weight.

Oh, my! Just finished watching Rachel Maddow tell us that Jonah Goldberg’s dear mother was a spy for Nixon…

I am HTML challenged, but here’s a linky to the NYT story:

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2010/01/11/us/politics/AP-US-Nixon-Papers.html

The money quote, at the end, is:

“Nixon historians have known for years about ”Chapman’s Friend,” code name for a working journalist who doubled as a paid informant, reporting to the president’s political operatives about campaigning Democrats.

Seymour K. Freidin was the first source, succeeded by Lucianne Goldberg. Years later she became known as the literary agent who encouraged Linda Tripp to tape conversations she had with Monica Lewinsky about the intern’s relationship with President Bill Clinton.”

Once a bitch, always a bitch…

The old battleaxe herself, huh?

Makes ya wonder who else Lucianne has on tape.

It also clears up any doubts as to the foundation of LoadPant’s continued employment.

It also clears up any doubts as to the foundation of LoadPant’s continued employment.

Why? Who at NR or the LAT does mama Lucianne have dirt on? You know, besides their general lack of commitment to journalistic integrity?

Nixon’s still paying off the stooges after 35 years. No mafioso could generate that kind of loyalty. Does Goldberg also have a small waste removal service in Yorba Linda?

Anyway, what is with all these rich and famous men having sex scandals? Can a rich and famous woman have a sex scandal? If Tiger Woods can have a sex scandal, maybe Serena Williams can? I’ll bravely volunteer to be involved in a sex scandal involving a female pro-athlete or even one of the hotter politicians. It’s the kind of sacrifice I’m willing to make for the cause of gender equality 😉

Um…about teh sexbot…

a life-size rubber doll that’s designed to engage the owner with conversation rather than lifelike movement.

“Conversation”? Is that what the inventor sees as the big missing element in the solo sexual experience? Really.

So it just lays there, and says stuff while you, um, do it?

“beige….I think we should paint the ceiling beige…Are you almost done?”

Nixon’s still paying off the stooges after 35 years

The Stooges?

Here’s an affair w/ a female politician. The boy-toy seems to have made a Euro or two on it, as well. Good luck to all volunteers for gender equality.

Oh, nope, Northern Ireland, good old fashioned quid, not your Euro-euros.

Thanks stryx! Now I wanna be your dog!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbLRf0j80wU

Yep, a few quid for the pro. But no Quo.

Well, as long as you’re going to rock out with your cock out…

hot toupee hand job nixon sex robot

i get it

@ M. Bouffant: And she’s even called Mrs Robinson… Maybe the bigoted old hag will shut up about other people’s sex lives now that her own is front-page news. (For those who don’t know, Iris Robinson is the most homophobic politician in Western Europe.)

@ PeeJ: Pfft, lightweights. I remain straight for at least ten shots.

in other news

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_palin_fox_news

and the entertainment continues…..

Re: La Palin: I want everyone to know I had January 15th in the office pool for when she would sign on Fox. Some people were picking dates as late as March–fools! I would also note that not one person chose “never”.

Here are 20 more reasons why Fox News ought to be replaced with the talking heads at the Onion or vice versa.

In other news… OT…

Shorter Althouse: “Harry Reid is a racist under my brand new definition of racist.”

Let me try this.

Is Ann Althouse a drunk whore? It depends on what the meaning of drunk whore is.

But if you are saying a drunk whore is a sad, bitter woman who spends her spare time draining boxed-wine on her own, and then quietly masturbates with one hand while typing vindictive screeds on her blog in exchange for Drudge links with the other…

Hey, it works!

Re: La Palin: I had January 15th in the office pool–so close!

Stooges are being Hall of Famed this year. Bit late for poor Ron.

Also: Nice work, Ted. Negra Modelo? (fuck that martini bullshit)

In other news, PENIS.

Guys go for looks, girls go for status. C’mon, wingnuts, Orszag/Milonas/Golodryga is Hold Steady 101.

If Tiger Woods can have a sex scandal, maybe Serena Williams can?

Odd that you mention it, because it just so happens that Serena is currently deeply embroiled in a torrid secret affair with a mysterious gentleman known only by his on-line alias, “Uriel.”

So secret, in fact, that even Serena doesn’t know about it.

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Not being particularly interested in uncanny valley-girls, the question would not be “which”, but “in what manner”.

“Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?”

In what respect, Charlie?

It’s quite cruel to suggest that Palin falls into the uncanny valley. She’s close enough to lifelike that the discrepancies don’t matter.

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

The Draino.

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Suggested Fox News poll – Gilf or Rilf?

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Oh, y’know, all of ’em.

Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Considering the well-known aphorism about not fucking someone crazier than you, I’ll take the ‘bot, thanks.

At least the sexbot has an off switch.

You Obots make me sick.

Lots, if you don’t have a major-league crimefighting jones. As it is, all the women that I meet are either supervillainesses–fun for a very short time, then endless complications ensue, plus, you know, the whole ethical thing–or celebriskanks, frankly. I had some hope for Vicki Vale, but she’s a reporter and so she had the whole ethical thing after she got past the secret ID.

I don’t know diddly about this Bianna Golodryga, but I’m hoping that she isn’t the sort of TV journalist that will ask too many questions about why I’m going out every night with my teenage “ward” and coming back covered in cuts and bruises. Could be worth a shot, you never know.

You Obots make me sick.

…but strangely aroused as well. Admit it, Iris.

“O-bot”? Does the sexbot have that kind of function? Or does she just fake it convincingly? Does it have a G-Spot? Does it have a twin sister we could compare for the sake of scientific research?

“Okay, if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?”

False dichotomy.

False dichotomy.

Them’s fancy words for “implants.”

NPR last night reported that Mrs. Robinson had attempted suicide. Her hubby has resigned his post. Plus there’s apparently something iffy about his ethical behavior, too.

As Jesus said, “Hypocritical reactionary Christian evangelicals in public office are always with us.” And He should know!

Okay then: Sarah Palin or the Obots?

My choice? What mmy said: all of them!

The news has stunned Northern Ireland, a staunchly conservative society in which many politicians, particularly those in Protestant-backed unionist parties, see themselves as unofficial guardians of public morality. The Robinsons — who are practicing Evangelical Christians — were certainly no exception.

Two years ago, Iris Robinson caused an outcry when, during a BBC radio interview, she described homosexuality as “an abomination” and suggested that gay people could be “turned around” through counseling. A few days later, she reiterated her views, telling a TV interviewer that “just as a murderer can be redeemed by the blood of Christ, so can a homosexual.” Gay-rights activists accused her of inciting hatred, and scores of complaints were lodged with the police. According to the Spotlight report, Robinson’s relationship with McCambley had started before those comments were made.

Another marriage ruined by the fabulous forces of Gaydom!

Also: if you had to do one or the other, who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Do the sexbots come in Male? Cuz, you know, PENIS.

Do the sexbots come in Male?

You’ll have to be clearer than that, PERVERT.

False dichotomy.
Them’s fancy words for “implants.”
If you fuck with the dichotomy, you get the horns nipples!

who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

Also, are we still talking six shots here?

Northern Ireland, a staunchly conservative society in which many politicians, particularly those in Protestant-backed unionist parties, see themselves as unofficial guardians of public morality.

My deepest sympathies go out to all of the many, many victims of colonizing Protestants.

Do the sexbots come in Male?
I won’t come in Male, and your cheque’s in my mouth.

Daily Mail:

Iris Robinson’s toy boy lover Kirk McCambley ‘feigned testicular cancer to end affair’

who would it be: Sarah Palin or the sexbot?

So it’s a question of death panels versus control panels?

Mrs. Robinson got him some iffy loans to start some business. Plastics,perhaps?

This is what happens when pumas cougars named Iris run amok:

First indications are that members of his party, the Democratic Unionists (DUP), are reacting to the disclosures with strong disapproval.

The party is highly religious and lays heavy emphasis on Christian family values. It is also currently highly nervous that the revelations could cost it seats in the coming Westminster election. If the DUP were to fracture as a result of the scandal, it could lead the way to Sinn Fein becoming the largest party in the North Assembly — allowing it to nominate its own first minister and putting the peace process in jeopardy.

Keep in mind that The Reader “ruined [Scott’s] weekend” because it showed Kate Winslet’s boobies

what the fuck? how can kate winslet’s tits ruin anything? kate winslet’s breasts make any day and anything better. just like bacon.

GO! GO! GO!

This might provide some people here with hours of amusement, at least until the geniuses at Red State start purging it – apparently anyone can add their suggestions to the “Operation Leper” list of republicans/conservatives that need to be shunned or stoned or something, by clicking on the linkee:

http://www.operationleper.com/

Es ist das Nonplusultra eines Skandals, in dem sich sexuelle und finanzielle Motive, Eros, Geld und Korruption zu einer Liaison Dangereuse verknüpft haben, wie sie sich der leicht bigotte presbyterianische Protestantismus Nordirlands nicht einmal in der Fiktion ausmalen würde. Und wie man sie in der bürgerkriegsversehrten Provinz kaum erwartet hätte.

Just in case you were having trouble with the English version.

Das Nonplusultra eines Skandal, indeed

Mr Robinson’s decision to hand over power to his enterprise minister, Arlene Foster, appeared calculated to save Northern Ireland’s precarious power-sharing deal.

The move was so chaotic that Mrs Foster, 39, did not even have time to telephone her family to warn them that she was being thrust into the province’s top job.

Those crazy, naughty Protestants, with their thrusting and their handing over of power.

This could get fun. Anon posts pic of himself doing drugs at work to 4chan. Another anon examines exif data – contains GPS coords that point to White House

This is a <b<test of my nascent basic HTML skills.

One out of three. Sux.

can i get a sexbot in a nice protestant plaid?

strike one

bold should be just as easy

http://www.operationleper.com/

Looks like somebody has been having fun with that today.

Anon posts pic of himself doing drugs at work to 4chan. Another anon examines exif data – contains GPS coords that point to White House

Suuuuuuuure.

Also:

http://www.photo-freeware.net/quick-exif-editor.php

Well done, Butch Pansy. The training wheels are off and you are riding.

McG,

Whether it’s real or not, and I don’t have a strong opinion on that, when Fox picks up on it hilarity is sure to ensue.

Looks like somebody has been having fun with that today.

I see that 3Bulls is on the case.

Palin/Whomever 2012!

A) Fox and /b/ are unlikely bedfellows.
B) Edited EXIF data = awesome troll.
C) If Fox gets trolled that hard by anon, it’s just more win.

when Fox picks up on it

Well, not Fox, but maybe Horowitz, or World Nut Daily…or…

A) Fox and /b/ are unlikely bedfellows.

Surely I’m not the only one who has already sent them an alert.

B) Edited EXIF data = awesome troll.

Troll Hall of Fame awesome!

C) If Fox gets trolled that hard by anon, it’s just more win.

Precisely what I meant by “hilarity.”

You know, I might send that to Dr. Jack Cashill.

What about guys that fuck their girlfriend’s daughter, like John Fund? I mean, it’s not like she bore him a few kids and then he served her with divorce papers while she was in the hospital with cancer, like Conservative Thinker Newt Gingrich. I’m going to go “hike the Appalachian Trail” now…

And the Goddam Batman I keep getting Vicki Vale mixed up with Vanna Vane from the Mambo Kings…

Actually, Lisa Schiffren is kinda hot in that BBW hatefuck kind of way.

To The Editors:

Stylistic comedy point: “titty fuck” is funnier than “hand job.”