She’s right, I had forgotten how many of the September 11th terrorists were from Mexico.

…with apologies to the Cheech and Chong dogs*it bit.

Why is willing employer in scare quotes? Is Mecha or maybe George Bush forcing them to hire the cheapest labor available?

More Mexicans less Malkins!!

And she looks so happy. sheesh! How’d you like to have to look at that puss all day?!

she probably used that deadly face of shame to scold all would be employers away. in addition to really loud sighing and more direct frowning. she’s like a cross between the minutemen and my painfully passive aggressive aunt, but at least she’s only armed with a searing hot cup of 7-11 brand vanilla cappuccino. my aunt, on the other hand, can deliver quite a stinging wallop with her backhanded barbs.

Too bad, Michelle. You get what you vote for.

We tried to tell you Bush was an idiot. But you wouldn’t listen.

I just have to wonder if she remembers that she has a site called “Machos Nachos” on her blogroll…

Hey, what about Canadian immigrants like Dr. BLT? I haven’t seen him produce any documentation. He’s hogging the Billboard charts, and taking away all of the jobs that would normally go to some of our finest would-be rock stars.

You could NOT employee me–day or night–to service that lady no matter how willing she may be!

I wonder if Michelle was offered a job during her recent “research visit to the 7-11?”

I forget, are we supposed to hate the Mexican immigrants because they’re taking our jobs, or because they’re on welfare?

C’mon, Michelle, make up your mind. I demand uncomplicated talking points!

OK, I’ll admit it. She looks cute in that picture. Usually she looks completely crazy and overly made-up, but here she just looks bitchy a naturel.

waiting for a “willing employer” to come pick them up and ignore their immigration status.

Combined with her heavy-breathing, suggestive language in the rest of the paragraph, she makes it sound like part of a domination scenario. “Oh, pleez, mami, hurt me! Pick me up, beat me and ignore my immigration status!”

Hey, personally, I would love to be bound, gagged and dragged back across the border by her. Mexico, Canada, it doesn’t matter, as long as she’s the one binding, gagging and dragging me.

I wish she’d give out the address of that place. I need to get my deck rebuilt and lord knows there are no undocumented workers here in Montgomery County (where both Michelle and I live).

If you click through about three steps, you’ll find that the “9-11 7-11 connection” is that two of the hijackers got fake IDs from someone at that convenience store.

So Malkin’s point seems to be that we should round up and deport 12 million people, many if not most of whose dependants are American citizens, because 2 of the 9-11 hijackers bought fake IDs from one of them. Like if they hadn’t gotten the IDs from this guy, they would have just forgotten the whole thing.

I wish she’d give out the address of that place. I need to get my deck rebuilt and lord knows there are no undocumented workers here in Montgomery County (where both Michelle and I live).

It’s the one on P_rk _v_n__ in F_lls Ch_rch…

Christ she needs a meal …

I wouldn’t mind having Michelle work on my deck. I don’t even think I’d bother to ask for documentation.

I have an announcement to make. Let’s see if I can translate this into English. Michelle and I are engaged to be married. We plan to have at least 4 Mexinese children. Of course I haven’t told her yet, but I’m mostly marrying her to be able so I can stay in this country. Of course, anywhere with her is a wonderful place to live.

BTW, anonymous, are you Dr. BLT? How about you, Jose? Are either of you associated in any way with the sandwich doc? Just kidding. Blog on.

How about the rest of you?

Because if you deported 12 million people, the fake id problem would just go “snap” and vanish.

I can’t wait until Michelle investigates how a lack of abstinence pledges drives Teens to procure fake ids and thus enable the terrorists.

I think we should offer Mexicans jobs as border patrol agents. I see it as a win/win situation.

I’ve been wondering lately why immigration is suddenly a hot topic when nothing really new is going on, and I figured that we finally realized that we’ve been hating on the brown people half way across the world and hating on the brown people should begin at home. Good of Shelly to confirm that for me.

It’s the pout-ality of evil.

I figured that we finally realized that we’ve been hating on the brown people half way across the world and hating on the brown people should begin at home.

As much as it offends our bleeding-heart liberal sensitivities, perhaps Aquagirl has a point. If we’re gonna hafta hate on the brown folk, why keep messin’ around in other countries, spreading our precious hardworking-American-taxpayer-funded hatin’-on thinly around the globe??/?

We should hate on our own brown folk first–Lord knows we’ve got plenty of ’em, and more all the time, so they say. So let me be the first to say that I reckon we oughta start this whole hatin’-on thang by givin’ a good ol’ hatin’-on to good ol’ El Snotcho-slurpin’ Michelle Malkin. She may not be Mexslamic, but she’s demonstrably brown!!1!1!

OK, sure, the woman’s just good lookin’ and that’s the fact. Sure, too, she writes like an unwell thirteen-year-old, who skips taking her Ritalin prescription for three or four days then bunches up and swallows a triple dose for a couple of days, leaving her frantically buzzing and darting like a poisoned wasp, tangentially brushed by a mist of cypermethrin insecticide. But golly gee it cannot be denied, she has got a pretty face.

Which – alas – shows us poor sorry guys the actual value of a pretty face.

¡Jose! I have an announcement to make.

Congratulations, Señor y Señorita! ¡Congratuationamentè!

I think she’s making that face because Jesse’s punching himself for taking the photograph… Again.

Are we looking at the same pictures? Hot?

Maybe it’s just the look on her face, but seeing that could kill a hardon from across the street if you ask me.

I know; there’s something particularly disturbing about this photo.

It’s like, “Doop-de-doo, I’m going to 7-11 for a Slurpee.” [door opens, Malkin appears] “Aiee! She walks among us!”

Oh my god, I would love to have a slurpee fight with her and then we could have a 7-11 death match fight. I would go for the chili (to scald), while she’d try to spoon (straw) me to death.

Hey, personally, I would love to be bound, gagged and dragged back across the border by her. Mexico, Canada, it doesn’t matter, as long as she’s the one binding, gagging and dragging me.

What’s up, doc? Saaaay–
[munch munch munch]
…ain’t you a married man? For shame, doc, for shame!

W. Kiernan’s right. Lots of guys think Malkin’s cute. The fact that the wingnuts are largely composed of white guys means when she screechs her second-generation immigrant nativism, she reinforces their attraction to her. Hey, this chick’s cute and a wingnut. You can see this in the rabid defense she gets in some corners whenever she is criticized for writing incredibly stupid things: a lot of these dudes have this sense of misplaced chivalry that makes them feel the need to defend “their” damsel.

If she admitted to being a Star Trek fan they’d probably have a spontaneous orgasm.

You know, I had a dream about Malkin a few weeks ago, and it was an interesting little set-piece that made me think briefly that I might be cleverer on some unconscious level than I actually am.

[some sort of action involving a journey, subway trains, montages of basic dream-stuff]

[suddenly wakes up on a beach, supine in a foldy deck chair next to dozing Malkin, holding frozen tropical drink and wearing wedding ring]

“Aieeeee!”

[jolts awake, looks around and sees flames, demons, rivers of molten lava, hands protruding from molten lava, etc.]

“Oh, whew.”

At that point I woke up for real, and thought I ought to write it down because of the jouissance and multi-layered dreams-within-dreams aspect, but unable to cope with the phrase, ‘woke up next to Malkin.’

It was probably underlined three times too.

OMGH, I live in Falls Church. And she was here? EW EW EW. I feel so UNCLEAN now….

Wow. It’s amazing that Michelle went to all the trouble to check those guys’ visas and/or green cards to find out if they were legal or not, and then she waited for the contractors and farmers to come by and she watched them close enough to make sure they didn’t check the immigration status!

Or is she just assuming that that’s the case?

“Very infamous?”

As opposed to, say, slightly infamous?

An actual, competent professional writer would never use that construction. Malkin should not be allowed within 200 feet of a computer keyboard, typewriter, or printing press, for the good of humanity and the English language.

I wish she’d give out the address of that place. I need to get my deck rebuilt and lord knows there are no undocumented workers here in Montgomery County (where both Michelle and I live).

Heh. I wonder why she didn’t just take a short drive to the intersection of New Hampshire and University. Believe me, that crowd of 50 guys waiting at the bus stop aren’t waiting on the Metro.

Awwwww, the manual laborers made poor little rich girl sad! She’s so worked up over these guys breaking their backs for less than minimum wages, she probably won’t be able to enjoy her Vanilla Chai Latte.

I would love to have been there for this photo shoot.

“Oh. My. God. Would you look at those dirty Mexicans! Quick, Heather, get a picture of me with them.”

The ‘Mexican day-laborers’ depicted in the background are actually members of a La Raza sleeper cell that plans to take out American landmarks with a deadly, overwhelming leaf-blower-and hedge-trimmer-bearing horde. I have been stocking up on hearing protectors to prepare for the upcoming holocaust.