Somehow the clicking of heels thing brings up images of both Nazis and Dorothy, which I think further proves that Tintin is Teh Ghey Patriot. Thanks and over to you, Shirley.

And just to make sure even the dimmest understand, Obama banishes the term “war on terror.” It’s over — that is, if it ever existed.

First, Chuck needs to decide if the warronterra was ‘banished’, or if it never existed. Though I suppose you could accuse someone of banishing something which never existed.

Second, Chuckie boy forgot about GSAVE. See, way back in the 2005 Obama Presidency when he and Bill Clinton were causing Katrina and we had to bring in a Commander Guy to keep saving us from Saddam Hussein and all the inherited terror and recession from Bill Clinton’s regime, Commander Guy Bush Jr. decided to change from GWOT to GSAVE:

WASHINGTON, July 25 – The Bush administration is retooling its slogan for the fight against Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups, pushing the idea that the long-term struggle is as much an ideological battle as a military mission, senior administration and military officials said Monday.

In recent speeches and news conferences, Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsfeld and the nation’s senior military officer have spoken of “a global struggle against violent extremism” rather than “the global war on terror,” which had been the catchphrase of choice. Administration officials say that phrase may have outlived its usefulness, because it focused attention solely, and incorrectly, on the military campaign.

Gen. Richard B. Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told the National Press Club on Monday that he had “objected to the use of the term ‘war on terrorism’ before, because if you call it a war, then you think of people in uniform as being the solution.” He said the threat instead should be defined as violent extremists, with the recognition that “terror is the method they use.”

Although the military is heavily engaged in the mission now, he said, future efforts require “all instruments of our national power, all instruments of the international communities’ national power.” The solution is “more diplomatic, more economic, more political than it is military,” he concluded.

Clearly Obama began his project of banishing the WAR ON TERROR back in 2005, long before ordinary people were aware of his project to use ACORN to fix all national elections in order to install a Kenyonesian dictatorship which would force all patriot Americans into FEMA camps where they would be forced to either receive health insurance from their employer, buy their own, or pay a fine on a sliding scale, just like Hitler-Stalin-Mao-Pol Pot.

Second, Chuckie boy forgot about GSAVE.

I just tried “Command-G-S” and my computer is laughing at me.

I just tried “Command-G-S” and my computer is laughing at me.

You first have to enable the Decider Guy macro function.

Actually, I think the term of art was “The Long War.”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_War_(21st_century)

This is very cool, if you’re a defense contractor or think tank CFO.

That will scare the underpants off everyone in Al Qaeda America, force them to throw down their PETN agree to new wars on Yemen, Nigeria, and Iran, and cause them to flee back to the villages and luxury condos from whence they came.

Fixxored, for great justice!
~

Decider Guy macro

Worst death-metal band EVAR.

They should build a statue.

The marble index of a mind for ever
Voyaging through the strange seas of Hate, alone.

I just tried “Command-G-S” and my computer is laughing at me.

My Commodore PETN handles this just fine.

My Commodore PETN handles this just fine.

Hear that ticking sound? Adios, Amiga.

Hear that ticking sound? Adios, Amiga.

Somebody set us up the bomb

Krauthammer continues to perpetuate the lie that Obama has stopped calling it “terrorism”. In fact, Obama’s Saturday address mentioned “terror” or ‘Terrorism” six times in 4 minutes and fifty seconds. How much more often would satisfy these idiots?

Oh, and Krauthammer claims that Obama no longer says we’re at “War”?

On that day I also made it very clear-our nation is at war against a far-reaching network of violence and hatred, and that we will do whatever it takes to defeat them and defend our country, even as we uphold the values that have always distinguished America among nations.

Somebody s et us up the bomb

Time to take out the trash.

Yes, Obama did suggest an end to the use of the phrase “War On Terror,” just as Bush Jr. and Donald Rumsfeld and General Richard Myers, back when Obama was Pre-President in 2005.

If Kraphammer were even a minimally honest right winger (yah rite), he would be excoriating Obama for failing to reverse the Bush Jr. abandonment of the ‘War On Terror’ phrase.

The fact is, Obama may have said that but he didn’t meat that. We are at War. He winked. Unlike Bush, who meant it and lived it and fought it. I miss Bush. So does most of the USA according to a recent Rasputin poll.

If Obama were to declare (as the teabaggers suspect he will) a War on Happiness, would our allies in the War on Terror be our enemies in the War on Happiness and vice versa? The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my friend…

I’m glad Rasputin found a good career after his death.

I’m glad Rasputin found a good career after his death.

I thought Hellboy finished him off.

I wonder what kind of alternate reality these pundits would be truly happy with. I always picture some kind of steampunk/anime Paths of Glory world with two Maginot Lines facing each other under a black raining sky, constantly firing guns, and eternal human-wave attacks from the trenches in between, never gaining or losing an inch and never ever ending. The entire population building guns and shells. And of course in some palace far away, the generals and their advisors raising their glasses and toasting the brave boys defending Freedom. Heavenly!

Rasputin: the polling company that wouldn’t die.

I wonder what kind of alternate reality these pundits would be truly happy with.

Your image isn’t bad, but there’s always Brazil.

Rasputin: the polling company that wouldn’t die.

HAH!

The logic is perverse. If we find Abdulmutallab in an al-Qaeda training camp in Yemen, where he is merely preparing for a terror attack, we snuff him out with a Predator — no judge, no jury, no qualms.

I’ll give Charles the K this much: Some of us do struggle with the contrast between bombing people over there so we don’t have to have a trial here. Except it’s not, uhhh, ya know, that we prefer the predator drone to a judge and jury.

Qualms? Yes, we have them too… ’cause sometimes other people get blowed up .

Rasputin: the polling company that wouldn’t die.

Which would make Orly Taitz the lost Tsarette Anastasia.

Obama putting a dent in your war profits, Chucky?

Does anyone remember that during Korea and Vietnam, the Administrations of the day had to fall all over themselves denying that they were at war, and instead it was a “police action”

It was a lie of course, but it was nice that wars were so unpopular you had to call wars something else to be able to wage them. Now, you can lie and invent fictional wars on nebulous concepts. No one can even agree on a definition for “terrorism” how can we be at war with it?

Shorter Charles Herbsmasher: If the president doesn’t say Terror fifty times a day, I can’t sleep at night.

would our allies in the War on Terror be our enemies in the War on Happiness and vice versa? The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my friend…

Frinemies! Or frinemas. Take your pick.

Terror is a tactic.

You might as well declare a global war on flanking maneuvers.

Or declare war on Christmas.
~

As was the case with Clinton, there really isn’t anything Obama could possibly do, other than maybe renounce his Democraticness, that would make Chucky & Co. happy.

Clearly Obama began his project of banishing the WAR ON TERROR back in 2005, long before ordinary people were aware of his project to use ACORN to fix all national elections in order to install a Kenyonesian dictatorship which would force all patriot Americans into FEMA camps where they would be forced to either receive health insurance from their employer, buy their own, or pay a fine on a sliding scale, just like Hitler-Stalin-Mao-Pol Pot.

Interest…website…newsletter.

What if we used Predator drones to drop judges and juries on targets? Huh! Answer that, Shit Mallet!

We have always been at war with Ustasia.

ice

Shorter Chuckles Cabbagebanger: Obama is bad for not making everyone’s undies as soiled as mine.

Hey Krauthummer, you should get Limpballs and Blech to start hounding Murdoch into paying for the next war. The American people are already paying for TWO of your masturbation fantasies.

Hell Limpballs could probably get Blackwater, excuse me, Xe to give him a discount.

Come on Chucky, pay for your own fucking porn.

Rasputin: the polling company that wouldn’t die.

I was going to say they always publish their results in quatrains, but then I remembered that’s that cathedral in Paris.

The logic is perverse. If we find Abdulmutallab in an al-Qaeda training camp in Yemen, where he is merely preparing for a terror attack, we snuff him out with a Predator — no judge, no jury, no qualms. But if we catch him in the United States in the very act of mass murder, he instantly acquires protection not just from execution by drone but even from interrogation.

Thanks, Chuckles, for unintentionally identifying the real problem. We shouldn’t be doing the shit we’re doing in other countries. Period. It’s immoral and ineffective, only serving to create more of these “jihadists”, who neomorons like you, Craphammer, manage to endow with an otherworldliness that makes them stronger than they ever could be. Look up the definition of “terrorism”, asshole, and contemplate how much the mealymouthed. pants-pissing crap you and your ilk puts out contributes to its success as a tactic. And fuck off and die. Also.

The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my friend…

With benefits?

I’m guessing “enemies with benefits” mainly involves no lubrication. And no consent.

So, not really “benefits”, I guess. Which, if I had a point, would be central to it.

Rush Limbaugh was right — there are no problems with our health care system, because he got great treatment in Hawaii with his drug undiagnosed heart problems.

The enemy of my anemone is my frond.

I do wonder what alt-reality he inhabits. CK the pundit gives advice. Every tactic (they don’t know what it means,”strategy”) he has endorsed and advocated has been an utter, unmitigated, compleat, total, spectactularly disastrous fiasco.

Sure, Chucky, your advice is just what we need. I will give him this: he has succeeded in helping decide policy in that Kristolesque/Friedmanish way; namely the best course is the exact opposite of whatever he says.

Every tactic he has endorsed and advocated has been an utter, unmitigated, compleat, total, spectactularly disastrous fiasco.

Only in reality, that biased bitch!

Every tactic he has endorsed and advocated has been an utter, unmitigated, compleat, total, spectactularly disastrous fiasco.

And every time they open their unholy mouths it emboldens these motherfuckers. I sure as hell don’t agree with everything Obama has done, but I think his calm in the midst of the wingnut-driven hysteria over Teh Terror is an very well played.

I wonder what kind of alternate reality these pundits would be truly happy with. I always picture some kind of steampunk/anime Paths of Glory world with two Maginot Lines facing each other under a black raining sky, constantly firing guns, and eternal human-wave attacks from the trenches in between, never gaining or losing an inch and never ever ending. The entire population building guns and shells. And of course in some palace far away, the generals and their advisors raising their glasses and toasting the brave boys defending Freedom. Heavenly!

that is their wet dream

Dammit, can anyone give me that raging stiffy back?

Look, I doubt Cabbagesmasher really doesn’t know Obama uses the terms ‘war’ and ‘terrorism’ on a regular basis, often in conjunction with each other. He’s not that stupid. (It might be the case that he wrote these articles last December and is just having an intern adjust the details.)

What he’s actually bitching about is that when Obama says ‘terrorism’ he doesn’t mean ‘sand niggras’ like Bush did. Obama means to bring violence against the small group of people who are actively trying to kill as many US citizens as they can, but Cabbagesmasher wants him to just bomb the shit out of brown people so he can get his dick hard again.

Does anyone understand it was DUTCH security that let this guy through? What is all this bluster by the wingnuts?

Does anyone understand it was DUTCH security that let this guy through?

White guy attacked by black guy. You’re expected to show some solidarity, Quisling.

DUTCH security

Is that like Dutch treat, Dutch uncle? You British then?

What is all this bluster by the wingnuts?

masterbation

Can we bomb Iran, Syria, Nigeria, and Yemen now? And North Korea?

Thanks.

Ras Putin is when ole Vlad Pooty-poot puts on the Yeah Mon cap with the yarn braids and lays down some righteous dance hall toasting. Talk about a yellowman!

The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my friend…

So, not really “benefits”, I guess. Which, if I had a point, would be central to it.

“Enemies with benefits” sounds like our relationship with Iraq: bomb, murder, rape, torture, shovel cash, distribute baseball caps, bomb, murder, rape, torture…

Can we bomb Iran, Syria, Nigeria, and Yemen now? And North Korea?

Add the Netherlands to the list, since they’re the ones who dropped the ball.

And France, of course. And Belgium, ’cause they’re just France with a fancy address. And Denmark, while we’re in the neighborhood. And Norway (Peace Prize this, motherfucker!) And Sweden and Finland while we’re at it. And Russia, just for old times’ sake. And Ukraine, Georgia, Kazakhstan and the rest of the ‘Stans: Once an Evil Empire, always an enemy, I always say. And Spain, for not having the onions to stay and fight. And Portugal, ’cause, hey, give me one good reason why not.

And Germany, of course–hey they started 2 world wars; let’s not wait around for the smoking gun, y’know? And Italy–bunch of cappucino-sipping, Vespa-riding whiners–fuck ’em. Serbia, Montenegro, Macedonia, Boniakissmyass, whatever. That whole greasy, ass-end of Europe can suck the pipe as far as I’m concerned. And Greece too, for good measure–what did those olive-eating bastards do for civilization?

As for Africa, I say land the troops in Somalia and send ’em south and east until you finish off every black ass from Tangiers to Pretoria–do the world a favor.

Same goes for South America. Feed the whole fucking place into a sausage grinder, and give what comes out back to United Fruit, where it belongs.

Asia? Well Japan can join the rest of the Axis countries in oblivion. Obviously the 2 nukes we dropped there in ’45 didn’t do the trick. And China? Well, let’s just say there’s an opportunity there to wipe out a major chunk of US debt. Here’s a quick way to end the conflict between India and Pakistan, too: make ’em the same–flat, black ‘n shiny! Vietnam, Cambodia and the rest of the continent will be a nice quick mop-up job. Time to take care of unfinished business.

In fact, let’s just make a shorter list of which countries we shouldn’t be bombing:

Israel.

That’s it.

If your only tool is a Krauthammer…

Krauthammer is a serious person, that’s why its bad form to mention that his aggression manifesting itself in physical violence might be a sublimated reaction to BEING CRIPPLED FROM THE NECK DOWN! Even though he can’t personally deliver the beatings so many people deserve, he can talk and talk and talk until someone else will do as he says. He’s like Lecter, convincing Meigs to kill himself, so Lechter can appear still powerful to Starling.

Given the wingnuts’ shitfits over “Avatar” recently, it’s only appropriate that we should hear from Chuck, who’s a strange combination of Stephen Lang’s sociopathic bloodlust and Sam Worthington’s agility.

Steerpike, then he’s going to start in on the Blue states.

may all the krauthammers go back to cabbage-town

Look, I doubt Cabbagesmasher really doesn’t know Obama uses the terms ‘war’ and ‘terrorism’ on a regular basis, often in conjunction with each other. He’s not that stupid.

The fact is, you’re probably right. Which is why he’s not to be pitied but loathed. Also he deserves to have people shit upon his greasy lil’ haid. In the public square.

There aint no justice.

k-ham is one of those fox commentatoes who would be really smart if only he wasn’t so stupid. how does that work?

I could sure use a plate of Fox commentatoes.

ha! that’s nothing – james joyce dined on quashed quotatoes

You say Fox commentatoe, I say Fox comment-ah-toe.

Second, Chuckie boy forgot about GSAVE.

Is that a new Google product?

Is that a new Google product?

GSAVE is a new Google product, a floor wax, and a dessert topping.

In fact, let’s just make a shorter list of which countries we shouldn’t be bombing:

That’s it.

Dear America,

Please keep ignoring us. Please.

Love,
New Zealand

P.S. There’s no such place as Australia either.

Dear United States,

There’s actually no oil here. Stephen Harper’s just that big of a liar. No fresh water, either. Just twenty acres of snow.

Nothing to see here, move along.

Love and Kisses!

Dear United States,

Nothing here, either. Except nice, warm, sandy beaches with beautiful clean water, which would totally go away if you bombed them, so don’t, please. You’ll thank yourselves later.

I’d like to see Obama hold a press conference where he does nothing but say “War on Terror”, perhaps in different accents or vocal inflections, maybe while doing an interpretive dance about it. Maybe make a spoken word album out of it. And I will open the newspaper the very next morning and see some dingbat complain about how he’s ignoring the one phrase that would make every brown person everywhere shit their turbans in ph3ar.

Happy New Decade, Chuckles, here’s hoping you don’t fuck up this one as bad as the last one, but I ain’t holding my breath.

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Micronesia, Tonga, Tuvalu, etc. said,

January 4, 2010 at 0:09

Dear United States,

Nothing here, either. Except nice, warm, sandy beaches with beautiful clean water, which would totally go away if you bombed them, so don’t, please. You’ll thank yourselves later.

We don’t have to bomb you. Antarctic and Greenland meltoff will take care of that for us, and the damage done to deep current thermohaline circulation will take out Europe in an ice age. And here you thought we were promoting global warming just ‘cuz we was dumb.

Have xkcd and DKW‘s mum ever been seen together?
http://xkcd.com/681_large/

And I will open the newspaper the very next morning and see some dingbat complain about how he’s ignoring the one phrase that would make every brown person everywhere shit their turbans in ph3ar.

The brown note, for brown people.

The brown note

Jazz club of little repute.

Of course if Obama uttered the brown peoples’ brown note he too would crap his pants. Does he love his country enough to shit his pants in front of world? I doubt it. That America-hating fuck nut won’t even wear a flag lapel pin.

This could usher in a new form of ‘bipartisanship’ concern trolling: liberals must be willing to shit their pants in public if it gives neocons a boner.

Have xkcd and DKW’s mum ever been seen together?

Hey! That’s someone’s mom with Uranus

Chuckles redefines America for you:

Hence, Guantanamo will close, CIA interrogators will face a special prosecutor, and Khalid Sheik Mohammed will bask in a civilian trial in New York — a trifecta of political correctness and image management.

“Following our Constitution” has now become “political correctness and image management.” At what point does denigrating our Constitution, our Rule of Law, and Our Way O’Life(TM) get one thrown out of polite society, or at least booted from a subsidized forum with huge visibility? Could Chuckie and his merry band of psychopaths actually advocate EastEurasia win our NeverEndingWar and still not get criticized for the treasonous fuckers they are?

Krauthammer continues to perpetuate the lie that Obama has stopped calling it “terrorism”. In fact, Obama’s Saturday address mentioned “terror” or ‘Terrorism” six times in 4 minutes and fifty seconds. How much more often would satisfy these idiots?

I think we’re seeing the influence of the Wall St. Journal run amok. Back during the years I subscribed (Lord Rupert never got a dime from me!), the editorial page existed to provide a comforting space for the pasty-butted readership, after they’d absorbed enough hard data from the news section to make their investment decisions. In the edit-page fun-house mirrors, Teh Clintons were the epitome of evil, Alan Greenspan was God Incarnate, and G.W. Bush was not merely equal to Al Gore in some irrelevant way somehow, but actually more qualified to run stuff. The problem started when, thanks to that non-American-born fellow who bought it, the editorial tail started wagging the news dog. The WSJ now coasts on reputation alone, and the WaPo has adopted this as a business model. Good riddance to them both.

(I’m only mentioning Little Lord Rupert’s foreign birth because the righties never seem to castigate an immigrant who actually did come here and take jobs Americans wanted.)

Does Krautheimer have a catheter & colostomy bag? Or do his naughty parts still work?

It certainly seems they don’t, & he’s made a fine transference from sex-lust to blood-lust, as any trained shrink would.

Psychiatrist, heal thyself!!

(I’m only mentioning Little Lord Rupert’s foreign birth because the righties never seem to castigate an immigrant who actually did come here and take jobs Americans wanted.)

Do not forget that Murdoch became an American citizen not by going through the usual immigration rigamarole, but through an Act of Congress, which conveniently allowed him to become a citizen in time to purchase broadcast stations.

Oh, sorry, forgot the usage rules here: Catheter & “cobag.”

Chuckles redefines America for you:

Boy does he. Here I was thinking that something had to have three component parts in order to, y’know, be a trifecta, but I guess, liberal lies, media, also.

Could Chuckie and his merry band of psychopaths actually advocate EastEurasia win our NeverEndingWar and still not get criticized for the treasonous fuckers they are?

You bet your sweet bippy they could. Know why? Because the alternative would be a political victory for Democrats, especially that negroid usurper, and there can be nothing on this earth more Not-American than that.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed will bask in a civilian trial in New York
I don’t remember ever seeing anyone “bask” in a federal fucking court proceeding.

“…eternal zombie-wave attacks from the trenches in between, never gaining or losing an inch and never ever ending.”

Fixed, since wingers could only be happy in a world where the lower orders are all undead.

Or do his naughty parts still work?

I don’t know about his PENIS, but it seems he can still speak, which is more obscene than any biological apparatus.

And yeah, he certainly is a cobag, whether he has one or not.

Obama has stopped calling it “terrorism”

he means presnit dint season it properly with fear and despise

I don’t remember ever seeing anyone “bask” in a federal fucking court proceeding.

Well, in fairness, Teh Chuckstir meant us libs will bask in the results: KSM will loudly and proudly claim credit for 9/11, as he has already done many times, thus discrediting the jihadis who still blame The Elders of Zion (why this is a bad thing. I leave as an exercise for the student of wingnuttery), and he’ll recount the 183 waterboardings to which we treated him, all because Dick “Dick” Cheney needed to manufacture a connexion from 9/11 to Iraq. It’s everything Hammer of the Crap fears: we dirty fucking hippies are proved correct, yet again, on his pet war; a powerful mastermind of terrorism is transformed, via wingnut torture policy, into a helpless victim, almost deserving of sympathy; the rule of law is upheld, and Teh Gr8 Warren Terra becomes just another civilian police problem, better addressed via our regular procedures. (Bonus points if KSM loudly notes how the 6 August 2001 PDB warned Bush about KSM’s plot, to no recorded action other than those immortal words, “So, you’ve covered your ass, then.”)

No caption for the Compte de Merde-Martel or whoever that guy is?

Phew. Wish I’d just Stayed In Teh FUCHING Boat now.

I keep wishing like a brat on Xmas Eve that the crazy-assed posts* here will be exaggerating their main link content … & every time I don’t SITFB, I keep getting the Wingnut Blues.

HEHHHNNNGH, indeed.

Krauthammer truly does argue that the mighty esoteric woo of the GWOT acronym can make Bin Laden develop a harsh jones for some hugbox downtime.

From the same military Mensa-wannabes who brought you Tora Bora … I guess if you’re going to go along with an absurdity like a “War On Terror” (yes, because what with wars’ well-known track-record of being such quiet, fun & peaceful 100% Terror-Free things, I’m sure that will end well), you might as well go The Full Brain-Blister Monty & throw in a soupçon of savory voodoothink!

( … & then Baby Alfred Korzybski wept )

———-
* NEEDS MOAR NONINSANE NEOCONZ PLXKTHXBAI ?

When Bush said “… You’ve covered your Ass…” what the He-double-toothpicks did he mean, anyway?

Have xkcd and DKW’s mum ever been seen together?

Are you saying that I’m so fat I have a really deep gravity well, or that my mom’s so fat that – something or other?

I am a Man of Constant Sorrow.
~

WTF with your ‘malformed url’. We devolutionists reject your harsh judgments!

Dance, Emm Effers!
~

Krauthammer truly does argue that the mighty esoteric woo of the GWOT acronym can make Bin Laden develop a harsh jones for some hugbox downtime.

Stayed in the fucking boat for this one, but I have no doubt.

Of course, what actually happens when you crank the media up to eleventythousandandtwelve and scream WARWARWARWARWAR over and over is that you legitimize these motherfuckers by declaring them a foe worthy only of the whole and uninterrupted attention of Teh Wurldz Only Gratest Sooperpower! Whodathunkit? Telling the world that a bunch of religiofascist goatfuckers are really the biggest threat on the planet might give them some street cred? Really??? Why, nobody could have predicted that whumbamumbablungerthwupetcetcetc.

Fucking morons. To continue my theme of the week, if anybody so much as whispers that “Conservatives” somehow have any credibility at all on national security or foreign policy, they’re going to get a swift kick in the yarblockos from me.

what the He-double-toothpicks did he mean, anyway?

“By giving me this thing, you are scoring good-doggy points with me.”

He was already fapping up a storm for planning a blitzkrieg attack on Saddam, & he needed to believe that looking at stuff was just as good as reading it terrorism was weak, thinking that terrorists might come to his aid in the wake of said attack.

Shockingly, Bush’s “Victory Through Myopia” strategy then led to 9/11 – & to the human meat-grinder of Operation: Enduring Payola.

Krauthammer once wrote a column bitching that Hispanic kids were getting college credits they didn’t deserve by taking AP tests in Spanish.

What a fucking tool. His judgment about politics is every bit as astute as his judgment about water depth.

Always. Trust*. The shorter.

*Esp. when it’s Krauthammer.

That is the ultimate image convergance I have ever seen. As in, this photoshop is so great that I could now die happy.

Krauthammer is still the nutbag who is CRIPPLED FROM THE NECK DOWN !!!!
He wants to bomb everybody and kill everybody. Could it be that he feels emotionally impotent as well as physically impotent and he stresses the intellectual component of bombing and killing people to fulfill his desires to stand up straight. He’s nuts, people!!!

Krauthammer is still the nutbag who is CRIPPLED FROM THE NECK DOWN !!!!

I hadn’t noticed, perhaps because the paralysis from the neck up is so acute.

I hadn’t noticed, perhaps because the paralysis from the neck up is so acute.

Jennifer, FTW! Please, would you please donate the many intertubes you have won to the needy this New Year!

Of course, what actually happens when you crank the media up to eleventythousandandtwelve and scream WARWARWARWARWAR over and over is that you legitimize these motherfuckers by declaring them a foe worthy only of the whole and uninterrupted attention of Teh Wurldz Only Gratest Sooperpower! Whodathunkit? Telling the world that a bunch of religiofascist goatfuckers are really the biggest threat on the planet might give them some street cred? Really??? Why, nobody could have predicted that whumbamumbablungerthwupetcetcetc

Spoken like some lib, who does not need The Other, as An Enemy To Be Vanquished. Your kind makes Chuckles cry. Only the smoking corpses of Enemy children can bring his soul* peace.

*Not to be confused with actual human life essence.

Charles Krauthammer — former psychiatrist, now overmatched political columnist — will forever be remembered for having dived head-first into the empty pool of neoconservatism.

Halfway through his article, CK attempts humor by saying “Heck of a job, Brownie.”

I love how even he can’t accuse Obama of incompetence without comparing him to the Bush administration. Kinda like the time they were accusing him of having an enemies list “just like Nixon.” I detecteth a trend.

The fact is, you liberals will be sorry for all the bias you have been showing to Krauthammer and to the Heartland. We will smush you.

I don’t remember ever seeing anyone “bask” in a federal fucking court proceeding.

That’s ‘cuz you apparently haven’t heard how the Democrats are going to have all federal trials for brown people and terrorists held on a beach in Venezuela so Obama and Hugo Chavez can have terror Stalin babies.

We will smush you.

Is that like where you hug us to your bobble-tits, Gary?

Dear America,

P.S. There’s no such place as Australia either.

We’ll save Australia
Wouldn’t want to hurt no Kangaroos
We’ll build an American amusement park there
They got surfin’ too!

“We will smush you.”

A conservative quoting a General Secretary of the Communist Party, however badly, is always a matter of amusement.

Khalid Sheik Mohammed will bask in a civilian trial in New York

Haven’t we had him in custody for like 7 years?

Is there not a risk of his charges being dropped entirely because we BUSH failed to give him an adequately speedy trial?

And when is sitting in the defender’s chair in a courtroom considered “basking?” Does Charles Krauthammer not also “bask” in the freedom of having a speedy trial when he is suspected of a crime?

Does he want us to take that right away, and next time he does something stupid we just roll his fucking skate into an oven and forget about him?

‘Cause, it can happen Chuckles. If fucknugget morons like you keep chipping away at the reasonability of having speedy trials before juries, pretty soon it will seem an elite luxury to be allowed to argue your innocence before a court, and most folks suspected of a crime will just be tasered dead on the spot. Even the ones in wheelchairs.

What a gaping rectum Krauthammer is. A gaping, steaming, reeking rectum.

Does Charles Krauthammer not also “bask” in the freedom of having a speedy trial when he is suspected of a crime?

Clearly, he is basking in his wheelchair.

Perhaps we ought to rectify that oversight for him.

Hence, Guantanamo will close, CIA interrogators will face a special prosecutor, and Khalid Sheik Mohammed will bask in a civilian trial in New York — a trifecta of political correctness and image management.

If we were to close Gitmo, investigate and punish torturers, give KSM a fair trial, AND slap a carbon tax on the sour Kraut’s noxious fulminations it would be a superfecta. I wish I knew what come next, because I think we should also bask in desecrating Reagan’s grave.

Comes? Came? Anything other than come, dammit.

Anything other than come, dammit.

That’s what she said.

I think we should also bask in desecrating Reagan’s grave.

Oh, but we are!

I think we should also bask in desecrating Reagan’s grave.

So tigrismus, how’s that asparagus patch coming along?