Not if I get them first!

Bad Finster!!!!!!1!!!

Are you leftists ready for the return of Bush this Monday?

Bush will put the final nails in the coffin of the Democrat Party with his necessary plan to stop illegal immigration.

I love how the NY Times goes out of its way to note that John McCain called Jerry Falwell “an agent of ‘intolerance.'”

Like that’s an opinion. Jerry Falwell blamed 9/11 on atheists, the ACLU, feminists, and gays.

To quote the wily G. Ruppert:

It’s a fact that Jerry Falwell is an agent of intolerance. Anyone who doubts this, or thinks John McCain was saying anything more than that the sky is blue, has his head up his Hindrocket.

Or to borrow from a friend, saying Jerry Falwell is an agent of intolerance is like saying Hitler had a problem with the Jews.

We may be among the very few who remember that particular Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Classic!

Are you leftists ready for the return of Bush this Monday?

Hey Gary. If Wednesday or Thursday or whatever day you want)comes around and bush is still under 33%, are you going to make a bunch of silly excuses or will you admit you’re an idiot who spews hate and ignorance?

just Askin…

mikey

PETITION TO IGNORE GARY RUPPERT

We, the denizens of this oasis of political snark known as Sadly, No!, do hereby swear to ignore the idiot rantings of one Ruppert, Gary, understanding that he is either:

a. a thoroughly unhinged neocon whackjob with a bad case of fromage digititus, or “Cheetos fingers” and a semen-stained poster of Anne Coulter above his bed, or

b. somone pretending to be a thoroughly unhinged neocon whackjob with a bad case of fromage digititus, or “Cheetos fingers” and a semen-stained poster of Anne Coulter above his bed.

Come on, who’s with me?

Baby Face Finster: images, audio

Are you leftists ready for the return of Bush this Monday?

Whatcha gonna dooooo, when Bushmania runs wild on YOUUUUUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?

I second Jeff’s suggestion in re Mr. Ruppert. Gary wants to have a pointless discussion about Bush’s Monday speech and we should be talking about whether the General looks more like Baby Finster or Uncle Fester.

I’m with Jeff. It doesn’t matter whether Gary is a fake troll or a real troll– either way he is certainly a dick.

At the end of the day, all trolls are really the same. They are just trying to get the attention their momma never gave them.

Come on, guys. It’s not that Ruppert is a troll. That’s okay. It’s that he’s an off-topic troll. That he obviously doesn’t care enough to comment on the story at hand, and constantly just spews out a little bit of garbage, before moving on to the next post. If he doesn’t care enough to actually read Sadly, No, then we shouldn’t care enough to read him.

Jeremias–Thanks for the link!

Amazing (and kind of disturbing) that I can recognize and visualize every one of those sound bites and the cartoon they go with.

FITZMAS IS FINALLY HERE!

And oh yeah, be our guest to cry your eyes out, Gary Ruppert. That will add to the festive holiday spirit!

The return of Bush? Was unaware the little toad had ever left.

I was going to say something mean about Finster, but then the storm clouds parted, and a thin beam of light fell from the heavens and onto my head. I heard a whisper, “Merry Fitzmas”, and whatever horrific thing I was going to say about minors not being allowed in strip clubs just disappeared.

Oh dear. I seem to have forgotten how to fudge.

Well, the amusing thing about Gary is that the stuff he says is so totally ridiculous and self-contradictory even within the same sentance, it’s good for a few laughs. So I appreciate him for that quality.

And Gary doesn’t actually engage in the discussion, not even to the point of taunting and abusing others. He just drops his little hilarious stink bombs and then disappears without further comment.

Gary is kind of like the crazy uncle who’s always included in the family gathering. Everyone gets used to his nonsense, so it’s easy to ignore him. But he sure comes in handy as a subject when you want to tell funny stories.

OK, I give up. Who’s the guy on the couch? Hayden?
Thank you to Jeremias for the links. Now I know who Finster is.
I still think he looks more like Tweety Bird.
Oh, and jpj? the role of uncle Fester is already taken by the pope. Although I’ve seen some parallels w/ Emperor Palpat…aPalapati…(Oh, sic!)

Sadly, no. The first group Falwell mentioned in connection with 911 were the pagans:

“I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians (sic) the People for the American Way and the ACLU…”

Hmmm…. Well, maybe the Pope can be the Jackie Coogan Uncle Fester and General Hayden can be the Christopher Lloyd Uncle Fester.

Just trying to keep our options open.

I say that by mentioning Pope Ratzo, you’ve Godwined the thread.

The pope is obviouslyEvil Bilbo.

I don’t know – to me, Hayden looks more like the dad on That ’70s Show.

And Red Forman would so totally kick ass as DCI.

I don’t know – to me, Hayden looks more like the dad on That ’70s Show.

Yeah, except Kurtwood Smith also played coked-up psychopath Clarence Boddicker in the original Robocop, and that was one crazy, fukt-up bastard, so be careful what you wish for!
“Bitchez, leave!”