Shock and Awe

Well, Thers, the war must go on, and nothing says war more than Romanian music videos.

Am I the only one that thinks that it’s a bad idea to keep a pistol jammed in your belt pointing at your dick?

And while we are in Romania, there is always this:

 

Comments: 79

 
 
 

We were wondering how long it would take for you to rise to the challenge, but you have outdone yourselves.

 
 

Play ’em simultaneously. You get this weird whale-song-8-bit thing going

 
 

Have you already suffered retaliation with Boney M?

 
 

Cid!

M A D! Mutually Assured Destruction! If TinTin unleashes Boney M, the entire planet could be blanketed with a nucular winter!

 
 

The Russian Pickle is invincible!

 
 

Famous disco scene in the 1983 “Shanghai Dreams” movie of a rural Chinese dance parlor dancing to Boney M.

 
 

Skip to about 2:25, and guard against eye-melting.

 
 

It was pop music like this that caused Nicolai Ceauscescu slaughter innocent Romanians and drink their blood

 
 

First video: There’s a family resemblance going on here…

Moussed and spiked hair – check.
Fashion victim – check.

It’s Doug Giles’ smarter brother!

http://www.clashradio.com/bio.html

 
 

Call Richard Dawkins and tell him to retire. This here end of year offerings are ultimate proof that there is no God.

 
 

Call Richard Dawkins and tell him to retire. This here end of year offerings are ultimate proof that there is no God.

With no God, there’s no need to feel guilty about the awesome pleasure of Selfish Jeans.

 
 

Second video: hot chick yakking into the big white phone – that about sums up my love life.

 
 

Gotta love the hairdos.

That they sing Sweet Home Alabama with the Red Army Choir is a plus, I say.

 
 

“Am I the only one that thinks that its a bad good idea to keep a pistol jammed in your belt pointing at your dick?” says Plaxico Burress on his way to the nightclub.

 
 

actor212 said,

December 31, 2009 at 20:06

Play ‘em simultaneously. You get this weird whale-song-8-bit thing going


I prefer this.

I’m not actually going to watch these two.

 
 

video music of fabulous cultural romanian and creative really makes my chicken bark!

 
 

Video #1 is Creed-esque!

 
 

Video #1 is Creed-esque!

On a good day (for Creed).

 
 

Oh fuck. It was just a garden variety massive hangover. Then you inflict this shit on me. I’m going back to bed.

 
 

Hei ha!

 
 

More like Schlock and EEeewwwww

 
 

American girls make strange requests.

 
 

This has got to be against the Geneva Conventions …

 
 

In A.D. 2009
War was beginning.

Thers: What happen ?
Mod: Somebody set up us the kitsch.
Admin: We get response post.
Thers: What !
Mod: Main Intertube turn on.
Captain: It’s You !!
Tintin: How are you liberals !!
Tintin: All your tripe are belong to us.
Tintin: You are on the way to deconstruction.
Thers: What the fuck !!
Tintin: You have no chance to keep your lunch make your bed.
Tintin: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL ….
Thers: Take down every ‘vid’ !!
Thers: You don’t know what you doing.
Thers: Move ‘VID’.
Thers: For great injustice.

 
 

what is it with the Boney M?

The Bastard with all the Bs posted a Boney M just the other day…

 
 

I don’t know what’s happening to me…I looked at the videos and now I smell burnt toast and my feet are numb.

 
 

What is that ringing sound? Do you hear that? Will someone answer the phone?!

 
 

I have attained a ripe old age while remaining blissfully innocently ignorant that such things exist. I intend to keep it that way.

Will. Not. Click.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

When in Romania, avoid doing what the Romanians do.

This also holds true when not in Romania.

 
 

In honor of Dick Cheney’s continued role in our public discourse, I point out this. You will be damaged.

 
 

Happy New Years, sadlies. Now it’s time to ruin it:

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=YTE4NTY2MTM0MDIzZDFiZDhlYTMwNDkyOTJjYzhmZWE=

Shorter Loadpants: Imaginary aliens on a distant planet aren’t Christians, ergo Hollywood hates Christians. Also.

 
 

“Come to my home, I will tango with you like Al Pacino. HOAAH!”

Christ, that’s a great pickup line. I am so getting laid tonight.

 
 

Second video: hot chick yakking into the big white phone – that about sums up my love life.

You dated her too?

That was the last time I agreed to go out with an “event planner”. I was fine until she took phone calls in between head bobs (go figure it out, even I’m not that gross)

 
 

El Cid: Now that was the business! I really liked the face to face rolling thing: I’m going to try each and every one of those move when I get home tonight.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

The Bastard with all the Bs posted a Boney M just the other day…

How else to commemorate the anniversary of Rasputin’s death? Huh?

Note to self- move to Romania, bring earplugs

 
 

How else to commemorate the anniversary of Rasputin’s death? Huh?

I just poured out a 40.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

I just poured out a 40.

Waste of vodka!

 
 

Vaste of Wodka, you mean.

I learned Russian from Star Trek.

 
monkey knife fight
 

/me watches the beginning of the second video.

Uh…if anyone needs me, I’ll be in Romania.

 
 

They must have many floods in Romania for that poor man in vid 1 to wear his pants hitched so high.

 
 

Uh…if anyone needs me, I’ll be in Romania.

Keep in mind, you have to take the elevators. It’s the law.

 
Physical Educator NIck Saban
 

Uh…if anyone needs me, I’ll be in Romania.

The girls in Slovakia make Romanian girls look like Bulgarian girls.

I had wondered where New Wave went. Turns out Romania. Good to know!

 
 

I’m hit! Medic!

 
 

Uh…if anyone needs me, I’ll be in Romania.

Is that what you’re calling your bunk, now?

 
 

The girls in Slovakia make Romanian girls look like Bulgarian girls.

All your girls are belong to us!

 
 

The Russian Pickle is invincible!

Wow that was a trifecta – Vegetables AND Furries AND Tree love

 
 

Fuck yeah Romanian pop! Makes no sense but sounds great.

If you want real good Romanian music, though, look up Surorile Osoianu and Phoenix.

(My dear friend is in Bucharest; he introduced me to them.)

Also, if you want really wacky but altogether too blunt Romanian comedy, look up Vacanta Mare.

Pofta buna, doamnei si domnii.

 
 

The first video is essentially a bit of religiotardery.

 
 

Majej daragoj SadlyNaughts: Na Zdarovje Tavarisji!

And that’ll be the end of all that Commie shit from Denmark in this inning.

Stay safe.

And DO NOT watch this vid – the hairdos are going to fry your brain:

Danish Eurovision entry 1978

 
 

And DO NOT watch this vid – the hairdos are going to fry your brain:
Danish Eurovision entry 1978

Those collars look familiar.

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

While we’re on the subject of Eastern European pop music, how about a little cheesy Serbo-Croatian hard rock?

 
 

While we’re on the subject of Eastern European pop music, how about a little cheesy Serbo-Croatian hard rock?

“Mr. Gorbachev, rebuild this wall!”

 
 

Is it me or was that Zac Efron bit really a limp response to Finnish YMCA?

 
 

Ole, that was cruel. And in that dulcet, marbles-in-mouth tone of the Danish language, no less.

 
 

Mr. Squid, you’ve got all that marble stuff all wrong. That’ll be the Dutch … 🙂

Oh, and re: the cruelty: You ain’t seen nothing yet.

 
 

Oh, and re: the cruelty: You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Nary a drink this New Year’s Eve and I am BLIND.

 
 

Buckskins are teh hawt!

 
 

As a Romanian, I’m proud that we were able to provide some ammunition in this war. I’ll be seriously disappointed if the war is not won on the basis of the first video alone.

As a permanent resident in US, I can only answer the question “Am I the only one that thinks that it’s a bad idea to keep a pistol jammed in your belt pointing at your dick?” with “It depends what the meaning of pistol is”. These guys are supposed to dress like some 18th century soldiers; their pistols were loaded from the barrel, from pouches of gunpowder and the bullets were being pushed in with a ramrod; so, no danger to those 18th century dicks, as evidenced by the fact that these guys were eventually procreated to bring the world this music.

 
 

feast your retinas on MOSKAU:

 
 

While you’re all waiting for the crystal ball to drop in Times Sq., amuse yourself by a collection of 30 of the most epic studio portrait fails in the last half of the 20th century, with original captions.

 
 

If you ask for me tomorrow, you shall find me a grave man.

A POX ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!

 
 

The second video is proof positive that you can get women to take their clothes off for any stupid fucking thing.

In other news, PIRATES! That is all.

 
 

Just in case y’all need ammo, I thought I bring some.

Harem Remix

and

Arabic Turkish Remix

 
 

Now I’ve got the Wizdiz song in my head.

Thanks a fuck of a lot

 
 

All fixed, fast-frozen relations, with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions, are swept away, all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind:

D.I.S.C.O.

 
 

Ole:
“And DO NOT watch this vid – the hairdos are going to fry your brain:”

Looks like they’ve perfected cloning technology. Four Eddie Izzard clones!

Oh, and Ole, Lena called, there’s plenty more Lutefisk so dig in!

 
 

Tnx, jurassicpork. That pic of Wayne & Jeffry is exactly how I’ve felt, a lot, during this past decade, especially when trapped before a CNN or FOX monitor in an airport.

It can only get better, huh? Huh? HUH?

Oh, poop.

 
 

Rachel Maddow wearing a batman cap? What’s weird about that?

 
Ernest Hemingway
 

No one wins a modern war because it is fought to such a point that everyone must lose. The troops that are fighting at the end are incapable of winning. It is only a question of which government rots the first or which side can get in a new ally with fresh troops. Sometimes the allies are useful. Sometimes they are Rumania.
In a modern war there is no Victory.

 
 

I am fairly certain that that first Romanian video is a gay pr0n intro.

And while we are in Eastern Europe, I humbly submit this:

 
 

2010 is the year of the second American revolution, the Impeachment of the Usurper and the purge of Liberalism to restore Freedom.

Bookmark it, libs.

 
 

Impeachment of the Usurper

Slurping peaches is, at best, poor etiquette.

 
Enraged Bull Limpet
 

Still half an hour left in 2009 at this longitude. War is not healthy for children and other things that would like to have a life.

(Carves “AAARRRGHHH” on cave wall)

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Shit! I suppose this is way past New Years for most Sadlynaughts. But Happy New Year’s anyway.

The “Naughties” are over! Hopefully we’re more correct than I was when I spent the whole New Year’s 1990 down at the Space Needle yelling: “Reagan’s dead: We just killed him!”

People are ready to reject the last 10 years—let’s encourage them!

 
 

Can there be any doubt that the Wizdiz keyboardist would gladly pay us Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 
 

RE: “Am I the only one that thinks that it’s a bad idea to keep a pistol jammed in your belt pointing at your dick?”

MY COMMENT: It works for me. I keep mine fully loaded with ‘wadcutters’.
P.S. And all that leather ‘to boot’! Not to mention the gnarly furs.

 
 

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