Bradrocket’s IRON CLAD PROOF that Gary is a Fake
Bradrocket just got back from the bar. Ergo, Bradrocket might not make much sense right now. He just witnessed his Red Sawx CRUSH the em-effin’ Yankees (LOL!!!1! EAT IT CROOKS’n’LIARZZZZ!!1!), so he iz on Cloud 12, which is like Cloud 9, but three clouds higher. To put it simply, it’s a good cloud to be on. I’ma leave it at that.
BUT!!! Brad has found absolute 1111110000000% definitive proof that Gary Ruppert is not a real troll. Yes, I know that I’ve hit upon this before, but witnesseth this:
the fact is that Ortiz deserves to be plunked.
It’s typical that a leftist such as Brad would be opposed to it.
The left is totally unserious about pitchers protecting the inside of the plate.
Actually, that isn’t Gary. That’s the mischievous Ianua Ditis pretending to be Gary. But here’s the real Gary:
The fact is that I am also a pretty big Yankees fan, and Ortiz should be brushed back and made to fear the Yankee pitchers.
The Yankees are America’s team as well.
That is the real Gary Ruppert. I am serious. I checked the IP address and everything.
There’s also this:
Egads..
did Joe Scarborough hit his head on something? He has become a raving leftist moonbat, basing his show on some wacko anti-Bush conspiracy theory.
No wonder Joe wants to stay on MSNBC, he drank the leftist kool-aid and he knows that he is out of touch with the people he knows in Florida.
Yep, The Real Gary just called Joe Scarborough a leftist mole. Think about that, peeps. Joe Em-Effin’ Scarborough.
So from this point on, I declare that anyone who is foolish enough to engage Gary in argument is a damn, uhm… fool. I know he is a very very clever parody, and I know his satire sounds a lot like winger pundits like Cap’n Ed, but the fact is (to coin a phrase), if you argue with Gary, you argue with air.
Parodynoia … the Destroyah!
Even if it’s a parody, the person behind the parody is a dick. This has now devolved into a real mobius strip mindfuck. “Gary” may or may not be a troll, may or may not be “real,” may or may not believe the things he says… If Gary is a put-on I have to say, what is the motivation behind it? His own entertainment? Disrupting conversation? The whole meta-ness of it is starting to freak me out.
I don’t even know what a “real” troll is anymore.
I’m starting to think the Colbert speech has damaged Bush’s approval ratings. Bush has now crossed the line to the point where he is considered a fucking JOKE. People don’t llike to support a loser, and Bush is looking like a real loser. The high gas prices aren’t helping him either, but there’s no doubt now that Colbert has scored a definite blow. That thing is an internet sensation.
Excellent! My plan is bearing fruit. Troll? Parody? Brad refering to himself in the 3rd person? Shoelimpy? What’s it all mean?
The internets are unravelling. I think. Maybe not. Damn, without pictures nothing makes sense.
The fact is that Scarborough criticised the President, and that makes him no better than the terrorist sympathising left.
The fact is that Bradrocket never makes much sense.
Yeah, its odd but Scarborough, the innuendo vending, Gary Condit wannabe that he is, sounded reasonabley sane in the overrun my tivo got recording Countdown last night so I watched the frits 15 minutes or so, man how badly do you have to be tanking when Scarborugh starts calling your adminsitration a failed presidency?
Man my typing on Finals week sucks harder than (insert witty and/or risque analogy here). On a side note No-Doz + My Adderall+ Energy Drinks sans alchol makes me jumpy like a motherfucker.
I did a google search the other day: “Gary Ruppert.”
Came up with lots of links to comments on other blogs. Lotsa comments @ Political Animal.
In looking back through some of his posts elsewhere, I’ve concluded that Gary Ruppart is not a troll; he’s a masochist who gets sexual gratification from being verbally assaulted on the internet.
Anything to the rumors I’ve been hearing that Gary Ruppert is really an alias for a gentleman working for Jeff Gannons escort service?
A true wingnut would never route for the Yankees. It would have to be Houston (which is why wingnuts are always so angry).
A true wingnut would never route for the Yankees. It would have to be the Rangers (which is why wingnuts are always so angry).
Whoops. Houston was a mistake. Didn’t catch it in time…
I like to watch “Countdown”, and I usually like to switch over to “Newshour” after it ends. Monday nite I was in the kitchen, and since it wasn’t that hideous Rita Cosby I didn’t notice at first. Then I noticed it was Country Joe. (Reaches for Remote). THEN I noticed Joe was relentlously beating the Prez about the head and shoulders. I thought “Yay, the long awaited meltdown of the Right has begun”.
Oh, I switched over to PBS, but with a warm glow in my heart that over on cable, the wingnuts were eating each other.
Just thought you’d want to know my TV Viewing habits in detail…
mikey
Mikey – Surely you don’t mean Country Joe McDonald?
The whole meta-ness of it is starting to freak me out.
Oh, but that tasty meta-ness is exactly what makes it so good!
The whole meta-ness of it is starting to freak me out.
Oh, but that tasty meta-ness is exactly what makes it so good!
Mikey – Surely you don’t mean Country Joe McDonald?
Gimme an EFF!!!
Nope. I thought of that when I typed it, but really, I gave him that nickname ’cause it seemed to fit and I didn’t wanna look up how to spell scaro–scarber–scarborg–that guy’s last name…
mikey
Phew! I was afraid that we’d lost him. But I _was_ amused by the thought of Country Joe (with or without the Fish) beating dubya about the head and arms. Possibly even counting it off.
ONE! TWO! THREE! WHAT AM I BEATING YOU FOR?
DON’T ASK ME I DON’T GIVE A DAMN!
Nope. I thought of that when I typed it, but really, I gave him that nickname ’cause it seemed to fit and I didn’t wanna look up how to spell scaro–scarber–scarborg–that guy’s last name…
We could just shorten it to something complimentary and easy to remember.
Like Scarbag.
Nope. I thought of that when I typed it, but really, I gave him that nickname ’cause it seemed to fit and I didn’t wanna look up how to spell scaro–scarber–scarborg–that guy’s last name…
We could just shorten it to something complimentary and easy to remember.
Like Scarbag.
Was that really gary that just posted above? cus there is no way that what he said in the comments of this post is anything less than sheer parody.
Was that really gary that just posted above?
Woohoo! I finally got someone *joy*
The next thing you’ll be telling us is that there is no Easter bunny, no Santa Claus, and no Dr. BLT.
for the record I categorically deny ever having posted as Gary Rupert on this board.
I think Brad is trying to create another troll legend in the absence of Dr. BLT.
You mean to say Dr. BLT is absent? That’s funny, we seem to feel his presence, or at least a faint shadow of the troll he used to be even as we posthumously enter these comments.
The fact is, Brad R. is actually annieangel. I blame the Democrat Party, illegal aliens, feminists, Malcolm X, and the cast of “Cats.”
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