So much Anglo-Saxon, yet such tiny tiny balls.

With all the practise he’s been getting, I bet by now he can suck-start a Harley.

The Oral “roberts” Sex Tape.
(Carson voice) This is wild wacky stuff. (straightens tie).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKM2p8NLv1w&NR=1
Gocart’s partial transcript of Oral Robert’s sex tape.

Homosexuality is “not only wild it is insane, and the heat, the sexual heat becomes so intense that the male organ doesn’t want the vagina of the woman but to turn that person over and enter and enter into the rear where the poison comes out and it keeps coming out until they develop Aids with no immunity against disease and . . . (garbled) . . . God made the female breast young man. What’s wrong with you handling it fondly? Oh sure you’re married to this girl, you’re married to this man but c’mon now . . . somebody go get a six pack, bring in some bourbon, pick up the phone and send in a couple call girls, um, I go to church too you know but it didn’t make me queer. (pause) Uh I wouldn’t buy what that said. Please erase it from the tape.”

And so on . . .

Excuse me, I must now bleach my brain.

Red Badger of Courage=Karl Childers.

D.O.D. – the fact is your comment made me wonder what shitpile you crawled out from under and I only had to go to the first ten comments of the last thread to see it.

I know. I know. Don’t feed the trolls etc…

If only fucking Rahm were that fucking effective, I’d be a much fucking happier man.

Fuck.

DOD – heh. “Noreen” was pretty funny. well played sir.

Not since his super-effective threat to spread rumors about Obama’s daughters has Troofie been so intimidating. Hear that, Badger? You’re a fictional character! Doth this not terrify you?!

Red Badger of Courage=Karl Childers.

Oh, Snap!

The Day Obamacare Died is

Horseshit. Kip liked girls.

My apology to Kip.

Oh and DOD, listen to the advice of Oral who is totally not in the closet or anything just like you.
“God made the female breast young man. What’s wrong with you handling it fondly?”
quote is from about midway through the 7 min clip

Is it too soon to think about organizing a beer bash to thoroughly piss on Roberts’ grave and lubricate his journey to hell?

If only fucking Rahm were that fucking effective, I’d be a much fucking happier man.

He IS that effective, he’s just on the side of evil. Fuck Rahm Emanuel and all that ride in/on him.

Boom! See how he did that?

Hmmm, there are only 13 comments on this thread now?

I think Oral Roberts is fucking with us from gay purgatory.

Don’t feed the trolls etc…

Around here, more like “don’t feed off them”. Srsly guys, jizz seasoned with rancid Cheetos and failure can’t be *that* appetizing.

Hey DOD, Noreen is asking about you. Some Canadian says that, “If you treat her gently, charge her batteries and have a good sense of rhythm, you just might get to like her. Then again, probably not!!!”
http://www.jproc.ca/crypto/bid590.html

Brandi said,
December 16, 2009 at 8:26

“Don’t feed the trolls etc…”

Brandi, I bet you are the type of person that wouldn’t even tease the monkeys at the zoo. What do you do for fun?

The fact is, the site is a lot funnier without trolls and those who can’t help but interact with them.

This site is all about me now.

Suck on that, libs! Without me, there is no “sadly, no”!

Now there’s one for the gag reels!

“those who can’t help but interact with them.”

I resemble that remark.

The Day Obamacare Died said,
December 16, 2009 at 8:43

Without me there is no Suck on Sadly! No. Libs.

Fixed

Al Franken has the Republicans under his thumb.

Around here, more like “don’t feed off them”. Srsly guys, jizz seasoned with rancid Cheetos and failure can’t be *that* appetizing.

Is there a way for you to register your displeasure without the weird “people that put penises into their mouths are grody to the max” undertones? I understand your point but do you have to go for the dehumanization while you’re at it?

N.C.

No she can’t. Yes she does.

This has been another episode of….

What do you do for fun?

Piss and moan about feeding trolls, apparently.

I bet you are the type of person that wouldn’t even tease the monkeys at the zoo.

Veiled masturbation reference?

Zip! See how he just keeps tugging away?

Boom, that’s how ya do it!

I feel now is an appropriate time to mention penis.

Veiled masturbation reference?

apparantly.

Also, Penis
http://www.mikealvear.com/2009/02/27/measuring-your-penis-on-youtube/

I just want to say that nutella on toast is like the most awesomest thing to have for breakfast.

Nuttella on good Italian bread is better.

Nutellaontoast mentions penis and the thread dies..

Perhaps it was not an appropriate time to mention Penis?

On the other hand, maybe it was Nuttella that killed the thread?

Nutella on penis maybe?

Or maybe just take the jar of Nutella and dip – okay, I’ll stop right there.

ozzies and their nuttella — sheesh

One tastes good and has nuts, the other is a Penis.

Someone is confusing Nutella with Vegemite.
I used to think it was nutella was a German product because Frankfurt was the first place I encountered a Nutelleria cafe, but in fact it originated in penis Bologna.

Further shame to my Italian heritage. I’m used to it, though.

Actually Not That Far Off-Topic:

It’s probably exceedingly lame, & definitely far from original – but this made me LOL repeatedly.

I’m weak that way.

I used to think it was nutella was a German product because Frankfurt was the first place I encountered a Nutelleria cafe, but in fact it originated in penis Bologna.

You mean the German town of Böln?

jim, even the URL was funny.

That being said, it’s two o’clock BT (Bar Time) so clear out, alla youse!

Nutella on penis maybe?

Sorry, kid, all we has is Jif on jism…

* not the original Lunch Lady.

You misunderstand. Rahm isn’t yelling “fuck” so much as saying “fuck me” to the corporate donors who have their dicks up his tender ass.

Rahm likes it rough, I understand.

Meanwhile, President Obama is serving the rest of us a nice Pittsburgh Platter.

Fuck the both of ’em.

It’s probably exceedingly lame, & definitely far from original – but this made me LOL repeatedly.

That is pretty great.

Is it too soon to think about organizing a beer bash to thoroughly piss on Roberts’ grave and lubricate his journey to hell?

If you can wait until spring, my asparagus patch is really starting to produce bountifully.

Rahm sounds like a cross between the coach from “Not Another Teen Movie” and the coach from “Fired Up.”

And um, “No, I didn’t see either movie.” (yeah, that’s the ticket!)

I have a serious question about wingnuts and something I just don’t get about them. When I find something ethically objectionable, I try not to participate in it. If there are companies that engage in what I think is immoral behavior, I try not to buy their products, etc.

Now, wingnuts like to go on about how they’re opposed on principle to having to give any of their hard-earned money to the upkeep of “parasites.” What I wonder about is this: Why have I never heard of any movement among wingnuts to opt out of federal entitlements like Social Security and Medicare, and instead stand on their own two feet in their old age? (I think I know the answer – something to do with all of their arguments being essentially in bad faith. But still.)

I really think that wingnuts should in the future be pressed to live up to their principles. If a wingnut doesn’t want to become just another parasite, he should refuse Medicare benefits in his old age. Let him see which private insurance company will volunteer to cover him in his seventies.

Silly, Walter. You just haven’t learned to read wingnut yet. “Parasites” are black and brown people. Since most wingtards are white, this simply doesn’t apply to them. As white is right, they are hard workin’ ‘merkans who deserve social entitlements.

You had me at, “FUCKFUCKFUCK . . .”

And they say civility is dead.

And they say civility is dead

Silly, Walter. You just haven’t learned to read wingnut yet. “Parasites” are black and brown people. Since most wingtards are white, this simply doesn’t apply to them. As white is right, they are hard workin’ ‘merkans who deserve social entitlements.