Chait/Left Blogs SMACKDOWN

I’ll try to make this brief, because I have a lot of work to do today. But the Jon Chait/Lefty Blogs smackdown is just too interesting, and I have to strike while the iron’s hot…

First of all, Chait is a damn good writer with whom I agree on just about every issue but the Iraq war (I swear, TNR somehow brainwashes all its writers to be Marty Peretz clones on foreign policy, but that’s a whole other story…). And he’s right that a lot of left blogs are stunningly, even irrationally, angry at times. I mean, just look at the vile hatred on display over at this blog:

I hate President George W. Bush. There, I said it. I think his policies rank him among the worst presidents in U.S. history. And, while I’m tempted to leave it at that, the truth is that I hate him for less substantive reasons, too. I hate the inequitable way he has come to his economic and political achievements and his utter lack of humility (disguised behind transparently false modesty) at having done so. His favorite answer to the question of nepotism–“I inherited half my father’s friends and all his enemies”–conveys the laughable implication that his birth bestowed more disadvantage than advantage. He reminds me of a certain type I knew in high school–the kid who was given a fancy sports car for his sixteenth birthday and believed that he had somehow earned it. I hate the way he walks–shoulders flexed, elbows splayed out from his sides like a teenage boy feigning machismo. I hate the way he talks–blustery self-assurance masked by a pseudo-populist twang. I even hate the things that everybody seems to like about him. I hate his lame nickname-bestowing– a way to establish one’s social superiority beneath a veneer of chumminess (does anybody give their boss a nickname without his consent?). And, while most people who meet Bush claim to like him, I suspect that, if I got to know him personally, I would hate him even more.

For those of you not yet in on the joke, the blogger who wrote the above passage was none other than Jon Chait.

I think it’s safe to say that lefty bloggers like Kos and Atrios share a lot more similarities with Jon Chait than differences. Certainly on domestic policy, I’d imagine that the two sides are nearly indistinguishable. So, why all the rancor? The oft-maligned Kevin Drum seems to have the right idea:

But if there’s any radicalism here, or even a tendency to drift in that direction, I sure don’t see it. As I said yesterday, it’s only modestly to the left of the DLC — and maybe not even that. I’m not an expert on the DLC’s positions on everything, but it doesn’t look to me like there’s an awful lot there they’d argue with. […]

So what’s left? Iraq, of course, the motherlode of disagreement between the netroots and the vast TNR/DLC/mainstream Dem axis. And on that, I have no idea how to square the circle. I don’t think anyone else does either.

The Iraq war is indeed the biggest sore spot in this feud, and the reason is simple: the left bloggers correctly view the Iraq war as not only a failure of the Bush administration, but a failure of many liberal writers, particularly TNR and people like Richard Cohen, to sniff out the obvious bullshit that was being wafted in their faces. Making matters worse, many of said liberal writers made a game of deriding the war’s critics as angry, Weather Underground-style radicals who were bent on overthrowing the United States government and installing Kofi Annan, Jacques Chirac and Janet Jackson’s nipple as the Supreme Overlords of New Amerikkka:

The looming war has already become deeply and biliously ideological. By that I mean that the extremes on both sides — but particularly the war’s opponents — no longer feel compelled to prove a case or stick to the facts. As with Vietnam, this is becoming an emotional battle between ideologues who, as usual, don’t give a damn about the truth.

And of course, the lefty ideologues have turned out to be correct: there were no weapons of mass destruction, Saddam wasn’t an immediate threat to American security, and the Iraq war has claimed the lives of tens of thousands of people and shows no signs of abating after three bloody years.

So you can understand the lefty blogs’ angry reaction, especially when they turned out to be right about Iraq, and especially when people like Chait (who should really know better) still try to play the “neo-Abbie Hoffman/neo-Weather Underground” card. If the two sides are going to sit down and play nice (and since I’m a squishy “can’t-we-all-just-get-along” motherfucker, I would argue that they should), some mea cuplas are in order from the TNR crowd.

 

Comments: 30

 
 
 

Janet Jackson’s nipple

Why does this government teet taste metallic?

 
 

Yup; exactly right. Well said. Unfortunately, waiting for an apology from TNR doesn’t strike me as a uniquely practical strategy.

 
 

Anyway, yes, you’re right–but I think it’s also a certain resentment against blogs themselves: the idea that any blog now can get as many daily readers as TNR has subscribers (in theory anyway, I don’t know what their subscription numbers are, other than falling). A sort of “who do they think they are?” type of disdain for bloggers who are getting uppity and expressing their opinions without going through the proper channels of sucking the editors mainstream journalism.

 
 

“A sort of “who do they think they are?” type of disdain for bloggers who are getting uppity and expressing their opinions without going through the proper channels of sucking the editors mainstream journalism.”

Bingo.

 
 

thank you, brad, thank you that was really fucking sweet man!

 
 

“sucking the editors” was supposed to have a strike through it. Bad attempt at humor. Oh well. I’m really not that bad at grammar.

 
 

claimed the lives of tens of thousands of people

Hundreds of thousands. Iraq Body Count dot Net is an underestimate.

mea cuplas are in order

[shakes head] A person is a torso with two needs and a head with one.

Very few can admit that they got it wrong unless they’re given a sweet way out. Let them say that they had good intentions, and that to the best of their knowledge (which is vast and formidable), the invasion was a good idea. Because if admitting that they were wrong implies admitting that they were wrong for the wrong reasons, they’ll never admit it. The ‘one need’ will not allow it.

 
 

Sorry, dude, but when you yee-haw over something that results in as many deaths as the Iraq debacle has, the whole morning-after walk of shame is pretty much mandatory.

It builds character.

And if we keep allowing our leaders to have no character…than they’ll continue to have no character.

It also makes us enablers. I think we need an intervention – who has Dr. Phil’s phone number?

 
 

We have spent so much time yelling, “Aren’t you paying attention? He’s lying!” about pretty much everything the President has ever said. When it finally mattered, it was “Boy Who Cried Wolf” time and nobody paid any attention anymore.

Not that we shouldn’t have been saying those things, because they’ve proven to be nearly universally correct, but it does dilute the specific messages into a dull roar of “liar!”

 
 

The anger at the press is well deserved. They continued to portray as factual statements about WMD that, even without inspections or verification, mere logic would discredit. The post- desert storm Saddam couldn’t even fart without us smelling it, and yet we are to believe that he was in, or had completed the process of acquiring WMD.

 
 

Jas:
Of course, in this Clive Barker version of the fable, there really were wolves every time, and people got mangled bloodily, and the boy kept shouting, and people got irritated and stopped paying attention, as they skirted the dark rotting piles in the street…

 
 

Let them say that they had good intentions, and that to the best of their knowledge (which is vast and formidable), the invasion was a good idea.

Sorry, dude, but when you yee-haw over something that results in as many deaths as the Iraq debacle has, the whole morning-after walk of shame is pretty much mandatory.

Elendil and Jillian…these are both two great comments and illustrate where we’ll have to go if the lessons from this bit of history (which I’m having the delight of witnessing for third time in my life, at the very least) will be learned. Some people do have good intentions and end up being wrong…but worrying more about your career and your income at the expense of other people’s lives is *not* a good intention. Jillian’s right…our bad choices have to have consequences or we never learn.

If the mainstream media is allowed to continue to get away with what it has been doing, then:

1. America clearly does not have a free press, and this is in violation of spirit of the First Amendment.

2. We will be seeing this, once more, again in 10 to 20 years. Worse, people living here and now, will be to blame.

 
 

When the boy cried wolf there weren’t wolves.

 
 

Janet Jackson’s nipple for Chief justice of the Supreme Court! Not Janet Jackson–just her nipple! But, you ask, how could it vote? Well, it it was cold-air erect and perky, that’d be a “yes” vote. If it was saggy and droopy, that’d be a “no.” Of course, it would be unable to write opinions or ask questions in court, but it’d just be emulating Clarence Thomas in those respects.

 
 

What if the nipple just disappears? It’s often the case that nipples aren’t puckered or drooping.

 
 

Chaiter-tot ignores tons of well-resoned argumentation against Lieberman, then acts as if Atrios’ entire argument is “Wanker of the Day.” Well, it kind of is, but it isn’t hard to discern why Atrios feels the way he does, but Ore-Ida breath will have none of it. I say lock him in a room with Tacky and see whose cobag blows first. THAR SHE BLOWS! THAR SPOUTS THE DLC!

 
 

Jas:

The fact is that when the Left cries out “he’s lying! he’s lying” and yet, everytime they shout “he’s lying” Saint Bush of Kennybunkport is in fact, lying…

Well, then when the villagers decide to ignore the Left’s cries of lying, the problem is with the villagers, not the Left.

 
 

What if the nipple just disappears?

That’s easy! That just means that it recused itsself.

 
 

Mal de mer, Jillian, I honestly don’t know. But I do know that when I cornered someone and said “100,000 people are dead. What have you got to say for yourself?” they didn’t respond very well. Ditto for the small issue of torture.

I’m a young elf, so this the first time I’ve watched this play. You tell me, will it be any help to accuse someone of having bad motives? Everyone has an ego, so everyone wants to be good. I’ve been sarcastic, but I think it’s a fair first assumption. Though sometimes “good” gets twisted as “high paying job and influential friends”. That seems to me like a much bigger problem.

 
 

You tell me, will it be any help to accuse someone of having bad motives?

Don’t accuse. Find out what out what the motives were. Then decide wether they were well-intentioned or not.

 
 

“whether.” Bleh.

 
 

Elendil, I’m probably the wrong person to ask. I struggle with this question a lot myself.

I just watched “The Fog of War” last night with a friend. It’s a documentary about Robert McNamara, and his time as Secretary of Defense. He insists that he knew, even at the time, that what he was doing in Vietnam was both pointless and wrong. What he never does is explain why he went ahead and did it anyway – why he didn’t tell Johnson to stuff it and just quit.

History tells us a very different story about McNamara the man – that he brooked no dissent, that he only responded to numerical analyses and he believed that numbers never lied, and that these very qualities made him constitutionally incapable of understanding what was actually going on in Vietnam. In his analysis, the encapsulation of his famous phrase about “winning the hearts and minds” of the Vietnamese could be found in the number of new schools and toothbrushes they had – the quantity of western democracy trappings and trimmings we gave them.

He never got it. He says he knew he was wrong; he says his intentions were good. But he never, ever got it – and there were others around, like George Ball, who did get it.

When it comes to the question of his putative good intentions, all I can think about are three million dead Vietnamese, 58 thousand dead Americans, and a country the size of England that took three times the bombardment that all of Europe took during WWII.

I can’t find it in me to care what his motivations were.

But what I do know is that we have done nothing to hold those responsible for the crime that was Vietnam guilty in any way, shape or form. We pardoned Nixon. We shelter Henry Kissinger, despite the fact that it’s pretty commonly known that before he travels overseas, he checks with that country’s state department to make sure they won’t be kidnapping him to bring him before the Hague. McNamara’s enjoying a cushy retirement from the World Bank.

We’ve created an environment in which any crime in the name of nation building is acceptable. We therefore shouldn’t be suprised when any crime in the name of nation building is acceptable.

I don’t know what the answer is. But I do know that letting the perpetrators off the hook with honor doesn’t seem to have worked so far.

 
 

The truth and one that you poor sad lefties will never grasp is that all we know for sure is that we DO NOT know where the WMD’s
are period. We do know that Saddam did not compily with the ninty one cease fire agreement and that taking his word for it would NOT have been wise. Scream all you want that Bush is a liar but until you come to the table with some evidence
not emotionally driven openion then you are the ones comming across as the LIARS. Get over it we are there and will be until the job is finished.

 
 

Scott if you think there is no evidence that Bush has told many many lies, then there is really no hope for you, and you certainly are not going to find any education in the comment thread on a blog.

Try harder please.

 
 

The fact is that the easiest way to disguise a lie is to not have any way to prove a lie. For instance, we can’t say that Saddamn Hussein didn’t have WMDs. There are, of course, no WMDs in Iraq. Nor are there any WMDs in any other Middle Eastern nation in which we’re saying there are WMDs (with the pointed exception of Israel, which we’re saying there are no WMDs in) But of course, you can’t prove that there aren’t any WMDs.

By a similar conceit, I intend to pass all of my college classes in the summer by simply saying that there’s no way the teachers can prove I didn’t turn in whatever essays they requested of me, because if they can’t find it, obviously it was stolen.

 
 

When it comes to the question of his putative good intentions, all I can think about are three million dead Vietnamese, 58 thousand dead Americans, and a country the size of England that took three times the bombardment that all of Europe took during WWII.

I can’t find it in me to care what his motivations were.

Yeah. Good God, yeah… yeah.

 
 

Jillian- I’ve seen that movie too. I really enjoyed it and I recommend it to anyone that’s reading.

When it comes to the higher-ups, Defence Secretaries and that sort of thing, I would very much take a hard-line. Even if I thought that they had good intentions — too bad. With great power comes great responsibility.

But for your fellows? The most important thing is to bring them back to sanity. They can work through their deeper issues later.

It’s still a mystery to me how it happened. 70% of you thought that Saddam was connected to 9/11! I used to share a flat with three others. We were from a variety of backgrounds, but we all used to gape at the TV in disbelief. Listening to your President was like entering an alternate universe. It’s like a spell was cast on the American people — Karl Rove’s Anti-logic Field. We’ll be puzzling over this work for centuries to come.

Maybe if that criminal President of yours is dragged to the Hague, and the media finally lets the American people know just how poorly the rest of the world thinks of you right now, that would be enough. [shrugs] I don’t know. Make sure those Democrats[1] win the house, and chase them down with torches and pitchforks if they don’t make good on that promise of investigations.

[1] You really need a preferential voting system.

 
 

The truth and one that you poor sad lefties will never grasp is that all we know for sure is that we DO NOT know where the WMD’s
are period. We do know that Saddam did not compily with the ninty one cease fire agreement and that taking his word for it would NOT have been wise. Scream all you want that Bush is a liar but until you come to the table with some evidence
not emotionally driven openion then you are the ones comming across as the LIARS. Get over it we are there and will be until the job is finished.

Hey Scott….I have good evidence that you made a million dollars illegally last year and didn’t pay taxes on it.

Now, I don’t know where this money is, and every place that I’ve ever told the IRS that you’re hiding this money has turned up empty, but I know damn well you have it – you’re just hiding it somewhere and won’t tell us where it is, damn you.

Now, not paying taxes on ill-gotten gains is a crime – it’s tax evasion. It’s what they nailed Al Capone for, in fact.

In light of this, I think we should just tax you *this* year as though your income were a million dollars, just to reflect your dishonesty for *last* year. Whaddaya say?

And if you think my complete lack of evidence, or the failure of my claims about your money to ever be substantiated any time I made them concrete in some way negates my claim…well, I hope you just don’t start shouting “liar”. Because we all know that’s what the hysterical Right likes to do.

 
 

It’s still a mystery to me how it happened. 70% of you thought that Saddam was connected to 9/11! I used to share a flat with three others. We were from a variety of backgrounds, but we all used to gape at the TV in disbelief. Listening to your President was like entering an alternate universe. It’s like a spell was cast on the American people — Karl Rove’s Anti-logic Field. We’ll be puzzling over this work for centuries to come.

This is actually one of the simpler things to explain: people are sheep.

I’m normally much, much nicer about the way I phrase that – I’ll say things like “critical thinking is a difficult skill, and it’s poorly taught”, but this particular example of crummy thinking is still a very sore and raw spot with me. Watching my entire country amp themselves up for war over nothing more than a *giantic* fallacy of the undistributed middle has left me heartsick in a way few other things in my life have.

There is a way to prevent that sort of thing from happening, and also to address the other question you raised about how you get people to deal with what they’ve done and stop doing it.

The only down side is that it will NEVER happen.

It involves an extensive and aggressive campaign of education in the practice of critical thinking. It’s a plain fact that most people simply cannot think properly. Everyone thinks they can, and no one actually can. There are a lot of ways to illustrate this point, but probably the simplest way is just to point out the number of fields of study that are little more than rigorously applied critical thinking – algebra, geometry, chemistry, physics, analytic philosophy – and point out how *bad* people usually are at them. How hard they are.

People who don’t know how to think critically can be manipulated into believing almost anything. This can have minor consequences, like people paying more money for Tylenol rather than a generic acetaminophen simply because of the advertising, or it can have major consequences, like the rise of National Socialism.

But the sort of education that helps inocculate people against this will never, ever happen. At least, not in America as we know it. There are two main reasons for this.

First, religious groups would be violently opposed to it. Critical thinking ends up gutting most of the substance of religion right out. Faith and critical thinking are natural opposites, and the better you get at one, the worse you tend to get at the other. No religious group would tolerate it.

Second (and far more important), it would destroy capitalism as we know it. Advertising just wouldn’t work anymore. Nobody would be persuaded to drink pisswater masquerading as beer just because it was being sold by babes with boobs anymore, nobody would base their preference for one car over another on the idea that driving it makes you cool, nobody would invest with certain brokerage houses just because the brokerage firm name carries a certain cache. It goes on and on. Educated consumers are difficult consumers, and there’s no way the people who profit from the sweet deal they have in our current economic setup would sit idly by and let that happen. Which is not to imply some conspiracy theory, but just to state the obvious.

Gah. I’m depressed now. Sorry to be a downer.

 
 

Oh, joy! A wingnut!

The truth and one that you poor sad lefties will never grasp is that all we know for sure is that we DO NOT know where the WMD’s
are period.

[bwaahhh–oh, this is too easy!]
I do so know where all those naughty, naughty WMDs are, Scottyboy… they’re all in your otherwise-empty head!

 
 

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