St Theresa, eh? You’re having a better night than I am.

“I prefer to see it as a triumph for LLLefties like yourself who would welcome another terrorist attack if it would get Democrats the Presidency and both houses of Congress.”

That’s completely true too

Unrelated note: It’s a shame to hear some squishy Republicans trying to bash General Hayden.

General Hayden is the most qualified candidate for the CIA job, and I think it would send a horrible messege to our men in uniform in Iraq if Hayden were to be obstructed purely because he’s in the military.

I don’t expect the Republicans to continue their foolish resistance.

When Hayden is obstructed by the Democrats, then the CIA will be paralyzed in a time of war.

And that will turn the tide against the Democrats in the election.

And that will turn the tide against the Democrats in the election.

Clap louder, moron.

“Are we becoming right-wing-racist shorthand for ‘the bad place where bad people are?'”

I thought that was Tijuana.

Tijuana? I thought that was New Jersey.

Sadly, No is located in Tijuana, New Jersey. Plus we’ve all had gay abortions to save whales, so it’s the super-duperfecta of moonbattery. Huzzah!

I’m increasingly convinced that the ruppert-troll suffers early onset alzheimers, or an allergic reaction to the mold in his mother’s basement, or toluene poisoning from huffing gasoline.

My Inner Liberal wants to metaphorically lick his nose* while pointing him toward an appropriate inpatient resource.

*Nose-licking is how one of our male cats humiliates the other while defusing a typical alpha conflict situation. Gary’s a sub-omega so a nose-lick would probably make his head explode. Our humiliated cat, on the other hand, merely fucks his teddy bear for consolation.

Mr. Ruppert manages to contradict himself in the space of two posts. In the first, he claims the Democrats want another Terrorist Attack on the US if it gains them an electoral advantage. Boo Democrats!

Then, in the post immediately following, he clearly hopes that the Democrats (boo!) will hold up the new CIA director because it will put the country at risk and give the Republicans (yay!) an electoral advantage.

So, putting the country at risk is good if it leads to a Republican gain at the polls. I got it now.

“I prefer to see it as a triumph for LLLefties like yourself who would welcome another terrorist attack if it would get Democrats the Presidency and both houses of Congress.”

If it’s a terrorist attack on you Gary, well fuck yeah!

maybe if you guys cleaned the carpet sonce in a while. I mean jeeze, just what made these stains anyway? I swear, I’ve never seem a stain with chunks in it before… Oh wait, that’s Gary. never mind….

Nose-licking is how one of our male cats humiliates the other while defusing a typical alpha conflict situation.

I did not know that. Y’see, if it hadn’t been for Gary, this fact might never have surfaced. So Gary has some value after all.

..ha ha…just kidding. Turf the cretin. He’s given us all he can, I believe, and he’s hogging the stage for newer and more exciting trolls.

“Are we becoming right-wing-racist shorthand for ‘the bad place where bad people are?”

Just for the record (no pun intended), there are bad people here, but they are in the minority. But be that as it may, the bad people keep good people like me away, suggesting that when I do good things (like song blogging), I am actually up to no good.

Those of you in the cognoscente (the intelligent majority of you here) understand the difference between song blogging, this new art form that I have humbly introduced, and shameless self-promotion. Song blogging is my way of hopefully creatively responding to blog entries, and is intended as a stimulus for further intellectual dialogue.

Here is an example: Today I would like to introduce my answer to Neil Young’s recent work calling for the impeachment of President Bush.

Neil Young (Have You Forgotten)
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.com/music/neilyoung.mp3

And as for Gary, that other troll who has been hanging around under what used to be my bridge, I want to offer this friendly reminder: Please assist me in putting the compassion back in conservative. Though I freely confront Neil Young on those rare occasions when I believe he is going off the deep end, I also offered him this when his father passed away and after he had brain surgery in 2005:

Father’s Day Song of Sympathy for Neil Young:
words and music by Dr. BLT (c)2006
http://www.drblt.com/music/FathersDayYoung.mp3

For those of you about to rock in the new tradition of song blogging, we (The Clones of infamous Sadly No Trolls) salute you.

Sorry, BLT. We’ve moved on. It’s tragic…sad, really but…as Natalie Cole told us, in song from now on, you’re only someone that we used to love…

*sob*…Can’t talk…puddling up.

Dr. BLT,

Is it appropriate for a psychologist (in a forum where he is knwon as such, I mean) to use terms like “gone off the deep end”? And is it appropriate to use such terms in regards to people one has never met or examined? Is this in the same ethical arena as Dr. Frist’s infamous Video Diagnosis of Terri Schiavo?

I mean, if I as an English teacher say someone is off the deep end, no one gives my opinion any credit. However, I feel I have a responsibility to refrain from commenting on someone’s rhetorical or grammatical skillZ if I have not seen an actual sample of said person’s work. Likewise, I try to avoid grammatical correction (generally, unless it’s an ongoing discussion or the comment is unparseable)in comments or email, because these are considered “casual” rather than “formal” or “professional” speech (and hence not required to adhere to the usage standards of ESE/EAE).

The reason I ask is that I’m actually considering returning to school for a psych degree, but one down side is that I would no longer feel confortable snarking about people’s apparant states of delusion, narcissism, detachment, or fucktardity with “MS, LPC” after my signature.

so should the new website title be “Shithole? Sadly, No!”

or maybe “Shithole, No!”

or maybe “Sadly No! Where Little Green Footballs go to die. or shit.”

Gavin can this be worked into a photoshop somehow?

ps. can we have more stuff making fun of Day by Day? I haven’t seen any new stuff for Norbiz in a while, and I miss it.

I get great searches from Muslim countries. Filthy disgusting searches. They’re so devout!!

I’m going to be getting drunk today…this is your only warning.

I thought wingers liked Tijuana – evoking, as it does, nostalgic memories of booze, hookers, and the donkey show.

I know that if I were a psychologist, I would have long ago made an ethics complaint to whatever body governs BLT’s profession. The fact that he seems totally unconcerned about that means he’s either a complete fraud, or…well, I guess professional accreditation has no bearing where BLT lives. Dr. Santy seems to get away with this kind of stuff all the time.

Interestingly, BLT’s from Canada. I know for a fact he’d never work in this country again given what he’s posted here.

“I prefer to see it as a triumph for LLLefties like yourself who would welcome another terrorist attack if it would get Democrats the Presidency and both houses of Congress.”

That’s completely true too

Uh-oh, Gary’s discovered the Democrats’ Sooper Sekrit Power Grab Skeme — to help Mooslimexicofascists set off backpack nukes in all major American cities, certain that in the glowing aftermath, everyone who is left would vote Democrat. We’ll have to come up with a different plan.

Only an unhinged leftist would be sick enough to google fish poo.

Dorothy says: Is it appropriate for a psychologist (in a forum where he is knwon as such, I mean) to use terms like “gone off the deep end”?

First of all, nobody here is paying for my professional services as a psychologist, and furthermore, I am not claiming to do blog therapy.

Furthermore, this is not a psychologists forum, so there is no reason to throw around psychobabble or profession-specific jargon.

It is also curious that you would jump to the conclusion that my impression of Neil Young’s recent studio endeavors represent an attempt to forumulate a professional diagnosis. Of course I would never form or proclaim a diagnosis on somebody I have never professionally seen and assessed. That would clearly be unethical. But hey, don’t I ever get to let my hair down? Don’t I ever get to be a regular guy with an opinion? This forum was never intended for psychologists to use as a therapist’s couch.

I’ve responded to Dorothy’s comment, she raises some interesting points, and she has never meant any disrespect, but Mel de mer does not deserve a response. He is one of the angry people here who tries to take somebody’s good intentions and turn them into something unethical or sinister. Most people here are bright, professional, calm people. Mel de mer is simply an angry young man. That’s not a professional diagnosis, it is just a first impression that he has given me a second, third, fourth… time. I’m sure I’m not the first to have that first impression.

Wow…….the triumphant return of the Unkosher One! This is a joyous day indeed.

Now, if only we could organize a Trolloff between Doc Sammich, Gary, and aa….if we could only get a few more of them, we could have Trollympics! Imagine the contests!

Where’s my popcorn?

I’m a calm person. I’m also WAY TOO HOT to be getting drunk by myself on a Monday because my heart has been broken.

Of course, at the very mention of the right-wing racist nutjob site LGF, a bunch of right-wing racist nutjobs appear!

Be nice to me Jillian. I’m having a hard day.

Well, annieangel, this is not the time or place to offer you professional treatment to overcome your heartbreak, but I don’t reserve my sympathy for celebs like Neil Young. You’ve got my sympathy, not because I’ve studied the phenonenon, but because I’ve been there before.

Thanks, BLT. I feel like I’m a big idiot and I’m thinking of becomming a hermit. Belive it or not, your kind words are making me cry, could be the beer though.

Phoenix Woman: And just who are you calling ” abunch of right-wing racist nutjobs?” Well, I must admit, nothwithstanding the racist part, the shoes do tend to fit. But the question is this: Have you ever walked a mile in our shoes?

I’m a calm person. I’m also WAY TOO HOT to be getting drunk by myself on a Monday because my heart has been broken.

Oh, dear. Must… resist… snark…

Whether its the beer talking, or simply a nutty troll like me, I hope your tears one day turn to tears of joy.

Now I’ll get out of all of your way. This is not a safe place for me to visit, let alone live. I love most of you, but a few of you here want to seriously harm me, so I must find a safer bridge to inhabit.

*bawls* Thank-you. I don’t know if I want to even bother though, it’s safe to just be alone.

Somebody please attend to the heart of annieangel. I must be gone. For the few of you who are mean-spirited, please, at the very least, don’t kick the woman when she’s down.

They can kick me. It’s what they like to do. I actually welcome the kicking, it’s proof that I’m a great big joke that no one will ever love.

Thank-you, BLT. Seriously, thanks.

well, annie, i’m truly sorry for your broken heart.

but does anyone else see the humor in a.a. tipping a beer?

A beer? Little annieangel is getting totally shitfaced. Yep. I need to go get MORE BEER, I’m running out. I’m also planing a late lunch of pretzels and ranch dip.

You’re welcome, annieangel. Your statement reminds of that song Linda Ronstadt had a hit with in the 70’s called, “When Will I Be Loved?” I wouldn’t give up on love just yet. And, BTW, maybe it’s time to start kicking back, and by “kicking back,” I don’t mean “chillin'”

OK, now, like that album title by Phil Collins goes, “Hello, I must be Going.”

I wish you a speedy recovery!

I can’t kick back, I wish I could but I’m unable. I’ve been trained to believe I’m not good enough. It’s hard to break that belief.

So, the new annienangel is a loner. Like PeeWee. I won’t trust another word from a man’s mouth ever again.

I’m singing that song in my head now. I guess it’s time to blare the tunes.

I’ll start with Wuthering Heights as per usual. And then straight to Rage.

So, the new annienangel is a loner. Like PeeWee. I won’t trust another word from a man’s mouth ever again.

The restraint shown here by the good people at Sadly, No has been nothing short of incredible. And I think it’s because we all sort of like Annie on some level.

I’m a nice person. If you needed help, I’d help you. I can’t not help. I think that’s my problem.

Like PeeWee?

Yeah, like PeeWee. I bought his stupid movie for 2 bucks at the SallyAnn.

Like PeeWee?

“I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.”

One of the classic lines in the history of cinema.

I liked him better in Cheech and Chong…I’m NOT sorry!!!

You all need to download Kashtin. The best song is called Tshinanu. I’m having my own private pow-wow.

I didn’t know hotness defended one against alcoholism.

You still owe me an apology. I never said Mary Magdeline was a whore. I know she was not.

And I’m not an alcoholic you fucking skank.

One of the classic lines in the history of cinema.

I guess I was thinking more of his other work in the cinema…just not on film.

LOL!!!!!

Bob Munck is the poor whipping boy at LGF.

annie, did shoelimpy break up with you? please don’t doing anything too extreme.

hang in there, kiddo.

Shoe sneaked out while I was sleeping and stole my bank card.

His fat assed mother sent me a note though. So Shoe can be happy licking her snatch.

Drastic?>?? He’s ENVIOUS of me and my writing. I’m just better than him and he ca’t TAKE IT so he stole from me.

Make the pictures for me, Pinko.

“I’m a nice person. If you needed help, I’d help you. I can’t not help. I think that’s my problem.”

“And I’m not an alcoholic you fucking skank.”

Somebody get me a mop. My head’s exploded again.

Oh, Lord. Someone take her car keys, please. Unplug the phone, make up the bed with plastic sheets, be sure the plastic bucket is there on the side, and lock the doors of the china cabinet. Clean the toilet bowl, and check the floor — I’d rather she pass out on a clean floor than a drity one. Put a nice clean towel on the rack. No, not one of the new ones, just in case. One of the old soft ones.

Mm – kay? Now, annie, tell us all about it.

You don’t care.

Aw, honey. Who else is looking out for you?

No one. Jexter loves me but he’s working. Woody loves me. But I’ve never felt like such a looser in my LIFE>

The restraint shown here by the good people at Sadly, No has been nothing short of incredible. And I think it’s because we all sort of like Annie on some level.

I humbly submit that it’s got nothing to do about liking or not liking, and everthing to do with living our values.

You don’t kick a person personally when they’re down personally. It’s petty and mean.

However, when a person is down politically…you bring out the pictures of the gay prostitutes that were patronized on taxpayer time on the taxpayer dime. That’s different.