L. Brent Bozell III (personal motto: we’re gonna keep making L. Brent Bozells until we get one that doesn’t like like a cross between Montreal Expos mascot Youppi and Dr. Zaius) is mad — and he’s not gonna take it anymore.

Why you wonder? Let him tell you:

I represent the Parents Television Council’s 850,000 members, along with untold millions of parents who, like me, are disgusted, revolted, fed up, horrified — I don’t know how to underscore this enough — by the raw sewage, ultra violence, graphic sex, and raunchy language that is flooding into our living rooms night and day.

And that’s just from watching The View! But it’s not all:

Consider the following, which aired on an NBC special this past May at 8:00 – during the so-called Family Hour. In this scene, Dana Carvey appears as one of his old Saturday Night Live characters, “Church Lady,” to talk to former child star Macaulay Culkin about his sleepovers with Michael Jackson.

Church Lady: “Did he ever dangle anything in front of you at the sleepovers?” Culkin: “Dangle what?” Church Lady: “Oh, I don’t know. Say, his ‘happy man loaf’? ?

Well, who here hasn’t dangled his happy man loaf? Ann Coulter does it all the time. Anything else Mr. L?

I am a father of five who has spent twenty five years trying to shield my children from offensive messages coming across the airwaves I own. God willing, I’ll be a grandfather some day.

Hmmm, on that one you may want to call not on God but on a little bit of sex education so that the little ones have some idea of what doing the nasty, getting it on, doing some horizontal folk dancing, getting their jollies, the horizontal mambo — well, so they know what all of that means.

Thanks to Jesus’ General for the link.