“Were Palin to appear in Iowa on November 21st…”
The thought of a Were-Palin is causing me some concern.

Nyarlathotepalin, the crawling chaos, agent of destruction.

The best part of the Iowa fracas was that the various groups that wanted to see her speak were your typical type-A fleece-the-rubes dentistry-is-theft types, and they were complaining about Palin being stingy and capitalist and not having any concern for the welfare of others, etc.

Politico, true to form, reported this without even the barest hint of irony, in keeping with their militant anti-connectionist Free Dots platform.

The ‘Mad Pharaoh’ Apop-Tosis attempted to make Nyarlathotepalin the supreme god of the Egyptian pantheon, but died mysteriously of a surfeit of crocodiles and was subsequently expunged from history.

They’ll be unveiling the new “Palin Split:”

And I have to say that the Politico page style looks like a completed Mad-Libs.
“A conservative —— group’s effort to lure —— —— to its banquet next month…”

They’ll be unveiling the new “Palin Split:”

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

no like image conjured up there

Me sorry.

Also: the best moment of the 2008 campaign, bar none, came when some idiotic hockey team/stadium/whoever had her appear at a game in Real Pennsylvania, at which as soon as the audience understood from the ‘hockey mom’ intro (and I think from the fact she was being escorted by a man in camo or a woman in one of those horrible 90s windbreakers with “AMERICA” on the back) who she was, the national anthem was drowned out with booing.

It was the best news of the entire election season — for John McCain!!1

And she’s also charging for signed books and then sending STICKERS!!

And the ‘Fake’ Tour Bus? OMG!!

I think I’m in love!

Did you see how she bailed on that that 5K run so she wouldn’t have to face the crowd at the end?

SOOOOO DREAMY!

How is her bowling, anyway? Inquiring minds want to know her score.

I suppose she’ll say something snarky about Obama’s bowling.

Flyers.

Sadly, I misremembered: the dumpy woman was a Flyers factotum, there was no camo man, and it was some kind of corporate sports anthem. Nonetheless, it was a classic. I don’t recall exactly how she responded; it’s not like you can demonize an entire area for roundly rejecting everything about you.

OH WAIT

Wow. She’s just like…poison! I bet McCain would have been President if she hadn’t leeched his energy…

Suggested ice-breaker for her address at the Bowl Expo:

I once told Tod to “kiss me were it stinks,” so he took me to a bowling alley shoe rack!

Are their 2 D’s in Todd? Tod? It’s “Todd” isn’t it? Shit!

And don’t let them furriner libral media get at her!

The Dash Board: Alarmed baby is alarmed.

Great photo!

But representatives from other Iowa-based political advocacy groups said the would never consider shelling out money for what many politicians see as a privilege: the opportunity to speak to a room full of sure-fire caucus-goers who often serve as precinct captains and can be instrumental to a presidential candidate’s success

Obviously, there is great deal of ‘Pre-Palin’ thinking going on in Iowa.

You know, I am so fucking sick of these corn fed fucks whining about how important they to the politics of this country. Fuck them. Were it not for a backwards ass system, they wouldn’t mean shit which, nationally, they don’t. Fuck Iowa. Fuck Iowa republicans and fuck the bowling whatever foundation.

Wow. She’s just like…poison! I bet McCain would have been President if she hadn’t leeched his energy…

Couric interview: Palin claims later that she did it because McCain’s mean Bush-hating insider lady told her Couric had low self-esteem; in reality, Walnuts’s handlers knew that Palin was a disastrous idiot suited only for memorized red-meat but she demanded to do a Real Interview, then refused to do any research, and by all appearances thought she had Made An History until the world told her she fucked up.

Damage control: the media has always had a tremendous fucking boner for McCain, and even as his campaign began its long, horrible war on the nasty hook-nosed Upper East Hollywood elitists, Time and Newsweek ran these interviews in which their standard dick-sucking softball routine was met with stonewalling, curt answers, and hostility, as if they were asking about the South Vietnamese children he had paid for sex for.

It was as if getting Biden required Obama to do all of his speeches in blackface. It was an incredible sacrifice for a pathetic result, and Palin is the living legacy of same.

Also: Is it possible for a not-quite-three-month-old to be teething? Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

Alarmed baby is alarmed.

Actually I think he’s showing you his Zardoz impersonation.

So now that the brightest flames of the GOP are headlining such top tier events as the International Bowl Expo 2010, what other events will they headline, one wonders…

You know what to do.

Also: Is it possible for a not-quite-three-month-old to be teething? Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

Have you fed him? Babies cannot forage for themselves, as they are incredibly stupid.

Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

Sinus congestion?

Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

Any recent Zombie bites?

I don’t mean to give the impression that babies are all of equal, low intelligence; there is a great range of capabilities in babies, and unsubstantiated but plausible reports from notable baby Jonah Goldberg suggest that some can even limit what they put in their mouths to things that taste like food, but providing for themselves is too much to ask even of these clever, clever little babies.

With a lot of hard work and a little luck she might make a passable night manager at a Wendy’s somewhere.

Not day manager, mind you. She’s not ready for the big time just yet.

…the group’s plan to raise a six-figure sum to bring her to the state has the GOP activists recoiling at the thought of paying to land a polliticain’s speaking appearance.

A spokesman added, “We probably would have paid her fee if she hadn’t started making demands to be carried on stage on her Palinquin, a golden snow-machine borne on the backs of four Moose.”

Alarmed baby is alarmed.

Open an umbrella at baby. Much amusement.

UNTIL THE RAINS COME.

Linking to the previous thread because it is very very funny from the point when bowling is introduced.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/26736.html#comment-1004097

Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

Could he be having an allergic reaction to something?

Palin will play the Sam’s Club in Fayetteville tomorrow.

Sinus passages would be affiliated with a stuffed or running nose, allergies probably with rashing/hives/swelling/etc (groin, armpits, lymph nodes, etc) and typically seems to come after the second exposure to an allergen; and a zombie bite would produce a book deal with Regnery.

Teething seems like what it is, but the data are limited to suggest it to any satisfactory degree – biting, drooling, and fuss are pretty standard baby behavior. I guess the sinus problem seems the most plausible, so you could test it by seeing if the baby is more fussy the more well-lit his (her?) room is. I have no idea how to safely give an infant a sinus massage, so the go-to test and non-invasive relief method for adults is a no-go, sadly.

Thanks, Sub, I was poised to point that out if no one else had

a zombie bite would produce a book deal with Regnery.

(damn, why didn’t I think of that? Now I have to rip this off)

I mean, WIN!

The problem is that Palin at this point wouldn’t be substantially different from what Obama has done in Afghanistan.

In a way it’s disappointing to see Palin tank this way.

I was SO hoping the GOP’d be stupid enough to actually run her for President. Looks like a no-go from what I’m seeing.

Guess they’ll just have to go with Mitt & Bachmann.

DEC. 1st, 2009

WASHINGTON, D.C.,

Today President Obama announced the unconditional withdraw of all American troops from Afghanistan within the next year. Citing “the insanity of trying to win a land war in Asia”, and citing the lessons of Vietnam. President Obama said it is time to cut the losses of the United States and move on. The President made clear that all money saved from the Afghanistan War will go towards providing free, quality health care for all Americans. All humanitarian operations will be turned over to the United Nations, and those soldiers who committed abuses on Afghani civilians will be handed over to the International Criminal Court at the Hague.

PV,

Seriously, shut your concern troll anal-retentive ass the fuck up and prenez la porte.

We’re doing comedy here. Don’t like it? Take a hike, bitch.

Guess they’ll just have to go with Mitt & Bachmann

Part of me wanted Palin/Bachmann

And then I realized that would set the cause of equal rights for women back about a century.

Major Kong @ 3:58, that post seems familiar, are you into recycling these days?

Great post, mind you.

Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

That seems to be general baby characteristics (speaking as someone who’s lived through three of them).

The very idea that a Troops could do something illegal, we progs are truly wack-a-doodle and want nothing more than to humiliate the Great Satan, etc.

Baby update: teething that early isn’t common, but nor is it unheard of. I suppose your baby has lazy gums, doubtless from welfare.

Mar. 4th, 2009–

WASHINGTON, DC,

Today President Obama announced to prosecution, to the “fullest extent of international law” of former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dick Cheney, and several top members of their administration for waging aggressive war, torture, and crimes against humanity. The trial is expected to take place in the Hague within the next few years. The President stated that “no democratic republic can live up to that name if they let the crimes of past governments go unpunished”.

McCain/Palin would be too busy starting a war with Iran to bother with Afghanistan, PV.

Do you really think the Maverick and The Rogue would have announced a withdrawal in 18 months?

Really?

Not very progressive of you…

McCain/Palin would be too busy starting a war with Iran to bother with Afghanistan, PV.

Yes, and Gitmo will be closed within a year of Jan. 20th, 2009. And healthcare reform will be passed by July 31st. Also, we will be greeted as liberators in Baghdad, and Mission Accomplished!

Oh dancing badgers how I’ve missed ye

McCain/Palin would be too busy starting a war with Iran to bother with Afghanistan, PV.

You’ve got him there. As he and everyone else knows, we pwogs are too cowardly for wars and also in man-love with fellow-beard-traveller Ahmadinejad, the Horthy of liberal fascism.

Is ‘hopey world!’ progressive voice, or someone else.

Aug. 15th, 2009–

WASHINGTON, D.C.–

Today the President announced the cutting of all foreign aid to the regime in Israel until they withdraw their occupying forces from the West Bank and recognize the right of return for all Palestinians to Israel, with the full rights of Israeli citizenship.

Is ‘hopey world!’ progressive voice, or someone else.

We are all Hopey World now.

Actor212, Alec, et. al.

Why doesn’t Obama withdraw from Afghanistan and cut aid to Israel conditional on the FULL right of return giving to the Palestinians under a one state solution, as well as prosecute the Bush/Cheney junta? If he can’t do that, I think we can hardly say we have two different parties in this country. But just one, with two right wings.

Ahmadenijad is the Ho Chi Minh of our time.

Dec. 3, 2009–

WASHINGTON, D.C.–

In spite of a long history of ambivalence and flat denial on the campaign trail, today Obama finally called, fitting neatly into what etiquette specialists call the “three-day window” so as to imply fond reminiscience rather than obligation or lascivious intent. “I thought maybe we could go out for ice cream,” said the President, later dropping a charming, casual reference to our night of passion, suggesting the local Coldstone’s mocha swirl. Experts are still divided as to whether this is destined to be more than a casual fling.

Also: Is it possible for a not-quite-three-month-old to be teething?

He’s going through a growth spurt, probably. I remember when my infant son went through a couple growth spurts during the first 9 months – when it was time to nurse he was so hungry and so eager to latch on he’d pant and gasp like a little pervert.

What I like about ProgressiveVoice is he states left liberal policies without exaggeration but just can’t help but place little cues that he’s disgusted by these policies, and so he outs himself as a conservative false flag or whatever the fuck you call it.

I see the supposed people of the left keep defending the Wolfowitzes, the Perles, the Friedmans, etc., of this world, at the expense of everyone else.

The problem is that Palin at this point wouldn’t be substantially different from what Obama has done in can’t see Afghanistan from her window.

More good news for Senator McCain.

“The Dash Board: Alarmed baby is alarmed.”

Don’t tell the Dramatic Chipmunk (TM). It’ll only upset him.

A dictatorship would be easier, wouldn’t it PV?

Especially if you’re the one calling the shots?

Enjoy letting the troll punch your buttons, sheep.

What I like about ProgressiveVoice is he states left liberal policies without exaggeration but just can’t help but place little cues that he’s disgusted by these policies, and so he outs himself as a conservative false flag or whatever the fuck you call it.

It’s all in the context. Obviously we lefties spend all day getting angry at people we voted strategically for, then justifying our obvious hatred for Jews and small business with situationist cant; his job is just to imagine a crazy wacked-out world in which we are allowed to do it in public instead of our decadent campus opium dens. Also, we’re all PUMAs.

Why doesn’t Obama withdraw from Afghanistan and cut aid to Israel conditional on the FULL right of return giving to the Palestinians under a one state solution, as well as prosecute the Bush/Cheney junta?

God, you’re a dumb fucker. He didn’t campaign on any of these things, why the fuck do you think he’d do them?

Why doesn’t Obama wave a magic wand and give us all sweet, sweet puppies and kittens, that’s what I want to know?

And you’re such a stupid fuck – if Bush/Cheney are tried at the Hague, it wouldn’t be the US Justice Dept. that prosecutes them, you ignoramus.

Get your trolly ass out of here.

Hey, PeeVee, how’s that new blog of yours coming along? Just give us a linky and I promise we’ll all follow you over there and fill up your comment threads, really. Right behind ya there buddy.

Meantime, how about you go piss up a rope, hmm?

There’s a big difference between “Jews” and “Zionists”, you corporate and imperial apologists.

Chomsky is Jewish, but he isn’t a Zionist.

“Fuck Iowa republicans and fuck the bowling whatever foundation.”

Put it in Latin and we’ll consider it as the official motto of Sadly, No!

Steerpike, do try to engage in an adult conversation rather than using juvenile tactics and throwing tantrums. Hasn’t mommy told you to go to bed in the basement yet?

He’s going through a growth spurt, probably. I remember when my infant son went through a couple growth spurts during the first 9 months – when it was time to nurse he was so hungry and so eager to latch on he’d pant and gasp like a little pervert.

He was nursing like a mad breast-crazed fiend the past couple of days (I am familiar with the panting of which you speak), but tonight he didn’t really want to nurse (rather than panting and gasping, he’d nurse for a few seconds, then unlatch and squeal). He just wanted to chew on his hands. We gave him infant tylenol and rubbed a little baby orajel on his lower gum, and he completely conked out (then woke up, nursed calmly for a few minutes, and conked again). No signs of allergic reaction to anything. Can’t spot any obvious sinus problems or symptoms…

For further evidence, we also have a squeaky giraffe teething toy that Grandma got him. The way he gnaws on that thing, it’s like watching Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom. The Serengeti in our living room.

And you’re such a stupid fuck – if Bush/Cheney are tried at the Hague, it wouldn’t be the US Justice Dept. that prosecutes them, you ignoramus.

The gummint treating our noble war as subject to laws makes him angry, and so does the gummint betraying our noble citizens to international Stalinism. Obviously it’s what we want, because our ideology is limited to things that make long-suffering real America cry. This is why we lose elections, people! If only we had triangulated and elected Bayh, America would have no problems!!

The problem is that Palin at this point wouldn’t be substantially different from what Obama has done in Afghanistan.

Here comes stupid obvious troll being stupidly obvious again.

Steerpike, do try to engage in an adult conversation rather than using juvenile tactics

I love to see the Troll outing itself!!!! How many times has it posted this one?

I wonder what Alec’s position on the Israeli regime is…?

Actually, you don’t give a fuck, you just want to start a fight.

I wonder what Alec’s position on the Israeli regime is…?

I spoilt me ballot, I did. Scrawlt ‘World Socialism’ across’t.

I threw a spanner into t’ engine of global imperialism, me.

No Big Brother comebacks! We di’nt vote for ye, and we’re naauw havin’ ye!

Try to imagine yourself on a liberal comedy blog. You get your first look at this “dirty fucking hippie” as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like the concern troll — he’ll lose you if you don’t move. But no, not the purity troll. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes. Not from the front. But from the side. From the other two trolls you didn’t even know were there. Because the purity troll’s a pack hunter, you see. He uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today.

I see Alec can’t give a straight answer to a simple question.

How do you feel about Zionism? Is Zionism not the handmaiden of World Capitalism and its partner, American Imperialism?

So I’m seeing by someone’s link up above that Sarah Palin expected the (English-speaking only) media to address her as “Governor Palin.”

Did she say in her quittin’ speech that she felt she could do more for Alaska without a title?

According to protocol experts, only Senators retain their title after leaving office, governors don’t.

Sarah Palin. All Klass and a bag of chips.

Or is there some other explanation for the excessive drooling, fussiness, and chomping down on anything that comes within chomping range?

I’ll jump in with only one rug-rat’s worth of experience, that being that the mouth was the primary sensory organ on the child for some time. Everything went in the mouth to determine its general nature and specific gravity. Taste seemed of little concern. Kinda like this place.

I see Alec can’t give a straight answer to a simple question.

Write me a check and you can interview me about the relationship between Revisionist Zionism and the American government all day. When I’m not on the clock, what I do is a political art. I don’t answer questions; no true Scotsman would, after all.

we also have a squeaky giraffe teething toy that Grandma got him.
Research reveals that Archie McPhee’s do not supply a “Half-eaten limb” squeaky teething toy.

So I’m seeing by someone’s link up above that Sarah Palin expected the (English-speaking only) media to address her as “Governor Palin.”

Did she say in her quittin’ speech that she felt she could do more for Alaska without a title?

According to protocol experts, only Senators retain their title after leaving office, governors don’t.

Sarah Palin. All Klass and a bag of chips.

She’s governor-in-exile of Real Alaska.

Adult conversation? Love to try it sometime. I probably wouldn’t like it too much, though. That’s why I hang out here making farty noises with the rest of the gang–see, that’s what we do here.

Seeing as how you’re a real serious dude, I’m sure the standards are much, much higher at your place–what was that URL again? I didn’t catch it.

As soon as you get Mr. Progressive Voice’s Very Serious Weblog and Emporium linked up, though, I promise to visit regularly, and I won’t mastrubate in the parlour and wipe my dick on your curtains. Really. I can’t wait.

Also ya know, the more I think about it, the more I realize Sarah Palin must have LOTS of stories about Bowling Alleys.

You betcha!

I’ll jump in with only one rug-rat’s worth of experience, that being that the mouth was the primary sensory organ on the child for some time. Everything went in the mouth to determine its general nature and specific gravity.

This is true of children for a fair while – the issue here is that the drooling and fussiness are slightly specific to teething, as the refinement of taste is a terrible-twos thing. A baby shouldn’t be fussy about putting nasty stuff in its mouth until it realizes it is nasty, which takes a year or two.

Taste seemed of little concern. Kinda like this place.

Jews did WTC, libs.

Palin’s bowling gig isn’t until late June! I’m sure by then she’ll have chalked up a string of appearances that will diminish her value to the bowlers. Maybe she’ll attend that Biker Festival Megan McCain went to, or maybe she’ll sing the National Anthem at a tractor pull or something.

did you see the outfit she wore the other day?

Next is the Parisian can-can girl skirt.

Oooh, you’re makin’ me madder than a moose with a hangnail, you liberal! This hockey mom’s the Governor of the state of America, you betcha, the state where we get stuff done, and are real patriots, with our churches and values, which reflect the way our patriotism is American, also.

St.Alec@5:16

Also, PV, it helps if you add “hmmm?” after your questions. People tend to address your posts more often.

I didn’t say anything about “Jews”, I talked about Zionists, and Zionists (though not directly) did have quite a bit of responsibility for 9/11.

If Zionism did not exist, 9/11 would have never happened!

I can see now why Nicolle Wallace went through Sarah’s closet and went “This won’t do.”

Or rather, if the American government did not give overt support and biased support to Zionism over the wishes of the NATIVE inhabitants of Palestine.

You can tell the density of something by putting it in your mouth? Archimedes was all confused…

THIS WEEK, on LOGICAL FORMS:

If Jews did not exist, the Holocaust would have never happened.

Maybe she’ll attend that Biker Festival Megan McCain went to

In principle yes, but Sturgis, and Cindy McCain, and it was more a case of her being sold to the highest bidder on condition of public viewing, a practice known in middle-aged white-collar biker circles as “soaking the Cheadle”.

If Reagan International Airport didn’t exist, 9/11 would have never happened either.

Shouldn’t have renamed the damn airport!

Brain-flavoured Zombie Mints.

LOL y’all been had, I’m not really a “Progressive Voice”. And no, I’m not “Troofie” either. Guess who, bitches?

BTW, y’all been had. I’m not Progressive Voice. And I’m not even Troofie.

Guess who I am, Sadlies? Guess who?

Guess who, Sadlies? Yup, I wasn’t a “PV”, and I’m not even Troofie. Troofie is too boring.

Yup, it’s me! Goober!

But I did have y’all fooled there for some threads…thought I was a leftist troll.

Just doing it all for the lulz, libs!

In all fairness, Todd Palin would doubtless command a higher price at auction, especially if he was going (as he usually did) as the Brawny man.

Unlike Sarah, he is pretty cheap as these things go, what with the historically low price of retail-grade meth.

I had y all fooled for a while there.

Look at the set of Palin’s mouth in the photo on tbogg’s site. She’s got “crazy” tattooed all over her face. Palin is Michele Bachmann without the charm.

God, I hope she’s in the running in 2012.

Submitted for your approval: Picture a parallel univers. A world where up is down, black is white, Fred Basset is considered hilarious, and a thread on a comedy blog, supposedly about Sarah Palin’s latest unintentional hilarity is actually a referendum on international Zionism and the moral bankruptcy of the American Left…

Yes, you have entered, The Trollite Zone

“Goober”! Now there by golly’s a True American name, as down home as a steamin’ hot pan of tater tot casserole!

Speakin’ of steamin’ hot, did you see me in my cute little rose gown number?

You know y’all love me. At least I’m more entertaining and unpredictable than fucking Troofie.

Loved TBogg’s comment:

Somewhere there is a round water-bed IN A VAN missing a bedspread.

Look at the set of Palin’s mouth in the photo on tbogg’s site. She’s got “crazy” tattooed all over her face. Palin is Michele Bachmann without the charm.

I like to imagine every smug, stupid face she makes as something accompanying homilies on the mind-blowing change her life has taken for the better since she started eating her own poop. The pivotal thing is imagining her condescending to you as she does it, essentially implying that of course you don’t eat your own poop, you commoners are far too stupid to figure stuff like this out.

Somewhere there is a round water-bed IN A VAN missing a bedspread.

I see your crass bedding and raise you a clitoral anchor tattoo.

Alec is pretty much this blog’s anti-troll.

At least I’m more entertaining and unpredictable than fucking Troofie.

I am hard pressed to imagine anything that isn’t.

At least I’m more entertaining and unpredictable than fucking Troofie.
SHUT UP SMUT

I thought Nyarlathotepalin was a laxative.

I am hard pressed to imagine anything that isn’t.

I have heard tell that a man once hectored Dane Cook as he performed what passes for his act, on stage. He was a heckler, and he was heckling him. No doubt Cook was in the middle of some thing about his mom, consumer electronics, or something else that is less funny than watching plywood absorb moisture from the surrounding air.

No, I am sorry: it was hamburgers. It is always hamburgers. I believe he and Burger King have an agreement in which he receives money and they receive blow jobs.

“Make it happen, man! Make it happen!”

This is the man of his place and time. Dane Cook was not making it happen, and he was not about to start. “Shut up! You’re ruining the show for everyone around you.” There was a pause, then his whining continued. “Don’t do that.” The heckler continued, and what he said then is not recorded, as I suppose it essentially rendered Cook wholly obsolete as a comedian and as a man, and was left unwritten as an undeserved kindness. Dane Cook petulantly threatened this prince of Maine – this king of New England – and then said something or other about everyone’s time being wasted by wife-beating.

Moral of the story? Yeah, that’s a low bar he set there, but let’s not go nuts here.

I wish the ghost of Bill Hicks would rape Dane Cook up the ass and proceed to slit his throat. The world would be a better place for it.

You can tell the density of something by putting it in your mouth?

WARNING: Do not put Progressive Voice into your mouth.

Shorter Iowa Republican whatever: The free market so totally rules, and-what? How much? FASCIST!

he’d nurse for a few seconds, then unlatch and squeal).

Ear infection, or stuffed up ears? Baby wants to nurse for comfort, but nursing only hurts stuffed up/sore ears, so he stops and cries, both in pain and disappointment that the usual source of comfort has turned on him.

so he stops and cries, both in pain and disappointment that the usual source of comfort has turned on him.

STOP READING MY DIARY!

STOP READING MY DIARY!

That triggered me something fierce too.

But Alec, Philly pretty much boos fucking everyone. They booed SANTA CLAUS, for God’s sake! If Jesus returned with the sword sticking out of his mouth, they’d boo him, too. They’d boo God himself.

Shit have BHO go out there right now, he’d be booed. Even when he wasn’t below 50%.

So, are they billing her appearance as “Bowling for STOOPID”?

I saw on cable this evening a Newsmax ad: they’re selling Palin’s totally most awesome book EVAR for the low low price of $4.95…and throwing 3 months of their shitty, shitty print publication in for free.

What does Palin project that the rubes think she’s the ‘genuine article’? Unlike some others who think she will abandon the tour, I think she will add podunk towns to it. Her book is the only chance of her cashing in before Kwaanzaa.

We’ve got to start telling the wngnuts how much their dear Sarah annoys us. It’s our only hope for that sure-fire Palin/Whomever 2012 ticket. President Obama could campaign exclusively in fundamentalist madrassas and still win by a landslide.

If Jesus returned with the sword sticking out of his mouth

Yikes. I don’t even want to know.

“We’ve got to start telling the wngnuts how much their dear Sarah annoys us.”

I sure hope the Republicans don’t nominate Sarah Palin as President. I don’t think Obama would stand a chance against a real natural born Amertican like Sarah. The brier patch is where they should throw that Berry I tells Ya.

It’s from the Book of Revelation, Citizen_X.

Get out in the the Real World of the Heartland of America once in a while!

What ever you do, don’t throw Sarah Palin in the Republican Primary briar patch.

Obama is Hitler and Chamberlain rolled into one, covered in chocolate, with a creamy center filled with demonic nougat! (seriously see link)
http://lifewithoutfaith.com/?p=2332

The only thing more awesome than the Palin/Beck ticket for 2012 would be the Palin/Malkin ticket. I’m really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, looking forward to that one.

Also, you betcha.

did you see the outfit she wore the other day?

Holy shit, that’s priceless. My nana had cushions like that, on the chintz couch, about 30 years ago.

In 2 years or so, Sarah’ll be so desperate for attention that she’ll be dancing on the side of the highway in pasties and crotchless knickers.

she’ll be dancing on the side of the highway in pasties and crotchless knickers

Snail Joust, sad to say it’s been done. But that would be a nice way for Sarah to finish her public career.

No, I’m serious. I’m referring to Eileen Anderson, the self-described “dancing landmark” and perennial entry for just about any office she can run for. The aging Irish-English redhead who for years has stood on a corner near City Hall in a green knit bikini, dancing and singing. (She still sings; the bikini has been retired.)

A $100K fee for rattling off one lousy speech? Bush only WISHES he could get a deal that good. Ugh – great, now I’ve got the image of Shrub trying to squeeze into a tiny little red dress in my head. MOAR BRAIN BLEACH PLZ.

Also, the phrase “gutter ball” comes to mind right now for some strange reason.

g said,

December 3, 2009 at 5:25

Whoa … that … uh … coat? Dress? Mumu?

For that “fashion statement” alone, Palin should be transported to The Hague ASAP. If Mr. Blackwell wasn’t already dead, one good look at that thing would kill him.

The only thing more awesome than the Palin/Beck ticket for 2012 would be the Palin/Malkin ticket.

Less a Presidental ticket than hatesex lesbian porn.

Snail Joust, sad to say it’s been done.

Holy buggeryfuck, M. Bouffant, I thought you meant Palin, right up until this bit:

She is not a phoney. She is utterly sincere. She does not appeal to fear, she does not campaign by accusing others of scandal. All those years of her song-and-dance protests outside city hall demonstrate an unselfishness and dedication to public service that none of the other candidates can equal (unless you consider politics a kind of song-and-dance, which many do.) After all, she did it for free!

Doesn’t appeal to fear? All those years? And for free? No way that’s Palin. To say nothing of the fact that her ideas were mostly sensible, progressive, and compassionate, rather than crazy, regressive, and hateful.

Lovely article though, MB. Brought a tear to my eye.

were-palin and dashphoto and wild baby kingdom stories…dude, this thread delivers!

Pastor Swank says that Palin’s God can whip Obama’s God’s ass.
http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/swank/091127

“Palin is the antithesis to Obama. Palin represents a biblical way of life. Obama represents a satanic cult.
America is now faced with the choice of Palin or Obama. Of course, in weeks and months to come, someone else may log in to sideline Palin. But at the moment, it is Palin versus Obama.
To say that America is at a crucial fork in the road is to speak in understatement.”

The only thing more awesome than the Palin/Beck ticket for 2012 would be the Palin/Malkin ticket.

Less a Presidental ticket than hatesex lesbian porn.

I’m not gonna touch it! You touch it!
I’m not touching it! I know, let’s get Michelle! She’ll touch anything.

Am I the only one who never found Palin to be sexy: Above average for a 45 year old sure but sexy? I would think Malkin sexy if I didn’t find batshit nazi crazy to be a turn off, but that’s just me.

batshit nazi crazy With her own cheerleader outfit.

Also.

Am I the only one who never found Palin to be sexy: Above average for a 45 year old sure but sexy?

Palin’s retinue are the human residue of hyperreal anomie: people who have learned to white-fly without any reason to fly or any place to be white; Second Amendment fatties without any interest in firing a weapon unless it be at a Moorish siege; the horrid men of Algiers Point.

Because many of them are men, they have an especial problem: manhood in America is defined by the universal presence of acceptable passions and the universal absence of unacceptable ones. You must pop wood to Baywatch, get drunk on beer, and carry a religious awe of the security state. To do anything else is to be a queer. Because American society is strongly aspirational, problems like this that fester tend to get ignored under the belief that faking it is key to making it. So you wind up with people following the culture with an intense, desperate fixedness.

The men who find Sarah Palin sexy – truly sexy, the sexiest woman in the country, a beauty denied by the cruelty of our crass liberal world – do so because they must. If you can’t force yourself to fantasize about Sarah Palin as a foxy PE coach with a revolver, you might as well rescind your promotion to manager and start hanging around in glory holes.

so he stops and cries, both in pain and disappointment that the usual source of comfort has turned on him.

It will PREPARE HIM FOR LIFE.

Am I the only one who never found Palin to be sexy

Like many beauty queens, I find her attractiveness changes with the camera angle. There are precious few truly sexy, I mean smoking sexy, women. Most have to be slathered in make-up and photographed *just so*.

That said, there are photographs of her that make me stop and contemplate what she looks like naked, which I suppose is about as close to a definition of sexy as I’m ever going to get.

Wow the Swankstah’s in high gear with that column:

His hope for the present seems to be his reliance upon Islam’s Koran furthered by his clandestine support of Islam World Rule via czars and a shadow government given to overthrowing our Republic.

How much crazy can you pack into one sentence? He’s got the “secret Muslim” plus the Caliphate, and he even puts the czars in there, though the word “czar” is a media construct, not an administration term. Plus he’s got a “shadow govenrment” – that’s a new one to me in the world of anti-Obama crazy. Wasn’t it the Bush administration that had the post-9/11 shadow government underground with Dick Cheney?

In January 2009, Marxist Muslim’s Obama seemed to be riding high on mob hysteriacs seating him proudly in the Oval Office. Recall he told the world, “I won.” Countless devotees showed up at his inauguration.

What ominous developments! Winning candidates proclaiming they won! Lots of people showing up to a Presidential inauguration! Next thing it will be raining cats and dogs.

and “hysteriacs”?

Loves me some Swank.

Use the money for youth bowling? Fuck that. Let’s get Bible Spice!

alec at 12:56 speaks the truth!

and this:

I would think Malkin sexy if I didn’t find batshit nazi crazy to be a turn off, but that’s just me.

It’s not just you.

Mr. Wonderful said,

December 3, 2009 at 5:09

“Fuck Iowa republicans and fuck the bowling whatever foundation.”

Put it in Latin and we’ll consider it as the official motto of Sadly, No!

Fuck Iowa res publica quod fuck scaphium quisquis crepidoinis.

Fixx0r3d for great jvstice.

December 25, 2009 (WASHINGTON) – Today, Soul Brother Number One Barack Hussein Obama announced that he had come into possession of a Cosmic Cube, which he pledged to use for “the betterment of peoplekind.” “In fact,” SBNO Obama said, winking, “I may have made a few changes already.” He then left to board the Soul Brother mothership with SSNO Maddow to the sound of the U.S. Morris-Dancing Band playing “One Nation Under a Groove”, for his trip to Kinshasa to accept the Nobel Prize For Not Fucking Things Up Any Worse Than They Had To Be.

Former SBNO Al Gore, on his way to visit a former Texan governor and failed baseball team owner in the Home for Incorrigible Alcoholics, applauded the move; however, various anonymous self-styled “progressives” attacked SBNO Obama for not making meat poisonous to humans retroactively to the dawn of history, and also for not giving everyone a pony.

actor212 said,
Am I the only one who never found Palin to be sexy
Like many beauty queens, I find her attractiveness changes with the camera angle.

I was not previously aware of this aspect of actor212’s diverse career.

The Cosmic Cube shown in the Goddamn Batman’s link looks suspiciously similar to the Lemarchand Configuration.

In Other News, The Goddamn Batman Announced That He Has Worked Through His Childhood Issues, Will Start His Own Cooking Show said,

December 3, 2009 at 20:15

December 25, 2009 (WASHINGTON) – Today, Soul Brother Number One Barack Hussein Obama announced that he had come into possession of a Cosmic Cube, which he pledged to use for “the betterment of peoplekind.” “In fact,” SBNO Obama said, winking, “I may have made a few changes already.” He then left to board the Soul Brother mothership with SSNO Maddow to the sound of the U.S. Morris-Dancing Band playing “One Nation Under a Groove”, for his trip to Kinshasa to accept the Nobel Prize For Not Fucking Things Up Any Worse Than They Had To Be.

Former SBNO Al Gore, on his way to visit a former Texan governor and failed baseball team owner in the Home for Incorrigible Alcoholics, applauded the move; however, various anonymous self-styled “progressives” attacked SBNO Obama for not making meat poisonous to humans retroactively to the dawn of history, and also for not giving everyone a pony.

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I like it.
But Barack-man Hussein Overdrive would use “Tear the Roof of the Sucker”.

If Zionism September did not exist, 9/11 would have never happened!

Fixted.

If September did not exist

There is actually a 13th month in the Julian calendar, but we have brainwashed ourselves into pretending it doesn’t exist and ignoring whatever happens then, because it’s unlucky. Like elevators that go straight from the 12th floor to the 14th. Not many people know that.
You’ve forgotten again already, haven’t you?

I was not previously aware of this aspect of actor212’s diverse career.

I’m not ashamed to admit I struggled early on…

We do not need to know about the boob job.

We do not need to know about the boob job.

Yes, I worked for Trump, too….happy now????

That said, there are photographs of her that make me stop and contemplate what she looks like naked, which I suppose is about as close to a definition of sexy as I’m ever going to get.

I do that with practically every woman I see, which I suppose is about as close to a definition of ‘desperate’ as you’re ever likely to read.

…and bill clinton got $7,000,000 in one year for speaking engagements, but so what? they’re all frontmen for the military industrial banking complex.

you’d be smart to ignore them all – just like they ignore you.

Switch out ‘Pedicare’ for ‘Fuck’ and y’all might have a motto…

‘Pedicare’

Whoa. So when my podiatrist offered me a pedicare program….????

DO. NOT. WANT!

“….There are precious few truly sexy, I mean smoking sexy, women. Most have to be slathered in make-up and photographed *just so*…..”

Ooh, actor212, you make me so mad. Ima chase you down and spank you until you apologize, or until you like it, at which point I would most certainly stop. (And, btw, I am NOT flirting.)

You are supposed to be my friend! “There are precious few truly sexy….” Blah blah fucking blah. I will give you one chance to amend your remarks to reflect that you mostly meant that when photographing women, to achieve the desired result of creating an Iconic Lust Magnette, certain stagecraft is required. I mean, you are, after all, an actor.

Otherwise I’ll have to conclude that you spend millions at Bed Bath & Beyond annually, on account of so many sheets ruined by slathered-off make-up, because how on earth could you frolic with any woman who wasn’t truly smoking sexy?

Unless, um, you maybe didn’t actually mean real life sexy. Did you?

Also: any chance that the baby might have a wee allergy to the giraffe teething toy? Or, if you read comments aloud, that could make a baby spew all kinds of stuff. Hi, baby!

New Yorkers are an ugly lot
Far too few are smoking hot.

I will give you one chance to amend your remarks to reflect that you mostly meant that when photographing women, to achieve the desired result of creating an Iconic Lust Magnette, certain stagecraft is required

I’m sorry. I felt in context it was clear that I was referring to iconic imagery pushed upon us by the mass media who have been spoon-fed a bunch of women who are barely average but who have either an unique knack for self-promotion or a very talented tongue and happened to be in the right office at the right moment.

I did not by any stretch of my imagination mean to imply there are no sexy women at all. If that inference was obtained from my comment then I deeply apologize for my clumsy wording.

Believe me, I know smoking hot women and as good looking and sexy as I am, I don’t stand a chance of bedding any of them.

By the way, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me…

I like to imagine every smug, stupid face she makes as something accompanying homilies on the mind-blowing change her life has taken for the better

I like to imagine every smug , stupid face she makes as something accompanied by fart noises, like the sound effects track for Ren & Stimpy.

Yay, actor! I knew you were a decent sort. Now I love you again. So…no spanking, chains, or whips. Sorry.

Now I love you again. So…no spanking, chains, or whips.

*SOB*

How can you say you love me??????

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.