Can anyone add ABBA’s “Our Last Summer” as the soundtrack to this?

A million quatloos and everlasting life to the masherupper.

Didn’t I see those two in some Bartles & Jaymes commercials?

“Dr Fred”?

Sounds like a fucking vet.

Shouldn’t there be a Shorter for these kinds of things? So we don’t actually, you know, HAVE to.

Palin fans, we learned last thread, are hopping mad at their heroine.

In keeping with this thread’s topic…yes, I’m staying on topic…Teabaggers are eating their own

After watching 2012, I’m afraid I’ve had my fill of documentaries for a while, so I’ll take a pass.

Shouldn’t they have to, you know, accomplish something before being the subjects of a documentary?

Besides providing material for the better corners of the internets, that is.

Teabaggers are eating their own

Now THAT’S what I call flexible!

Teabaggers are eating their own

I knew that they were zombies!

The DID accomplish something! They were able to get and erection for week after the march! First time they felt like a man since Palin personaly winked at them on TeeVee

Somebody should just record another narration for the trailer. Something like, “They came… from another reality.” *shots of grim-looking teabaggers* “A reality where providing healthcare was somehow bad.”

I wonder if Hoffman won in the movie version.

In a world where voters go to the polls and cast votes in sufficiently high numbers as to effect the election a negro, one group has the courage to shit their pants…

In a world where voters go to the polls and cast votes in sufficiently high numbers as to effect the election a negro, one group has the courage to shit their pants…

Well as alternate narrations go, this one is a million times better than mine.

Yow.

Is that the same guy that did the voiceover for the Gathering of the Juggalos?

If last summer’s tea party marches was the 2nd American Revolution, the standards for revolution carrying-outing must have lowered dramatically.

The 3rd American Revolution will presumably consist of a right winger refusing to walk to his mailbox in case a tax bill will be there. WOLVERINES!

Guys, even Raiders fans would be embarrassed to be seen with you.

Patriots fans, on the other hand…

Huh. Just surfed over to memeorandum, and apparently some hacked and leaked e-mails prove that global warming is a big, fat liberal lie. Somewhere, Michael Crichton is smiling.

Laym, I saw that item too.

Apparently, the emails were from a climate change “authority” who already wrote some really crappy papers about the issue, and was not considered particularly reliable or authoritative.

In other words, i smell a set up.

Sometimes I look at how fucking loony these people are, and I sit back and wonder how they’d behave if an actual liberal came to power. My guess is head explosion, but I guess we’ll never know.

Guys, even Raiders fans would be embarrassed to be seen with you.

Spoken like someone who has never been to a Raiders game and lives on the other side of the country from those cuddly individuals. Now if DA wanted to talk smack that would be impressive.

Ref. Previous thread:

Mark Hemingway came to the rescue of Miller!

These people are clearly in on the global warming conspiracy which is obviously a huge money maker for them because … *mumble mumble mumble* George Soros!

I could be wrong, but Teh Gazoogle found me someone with the name of Roark when I looked for Convergence Entertainment.

Please submit this to the Boston Independent Film Festival. I’d like to see it at the Somerville Theater. Thanks.

yes, I’m staying on topic…Teabaggers are eating their own

Guillaume de Nittis died of shock a week later on July 4th, 1876, aged thirty-two years, exactly one hundred years after the American War of Independence, when he bit off his testicles to celebrate the event

I followed the link, and found lots of quotes like this from the astroturfers:

I think mainly because there are a lot of people who have not had managerial experience who all of a sudden are thrust into the limelight and become intoxicated with it.

It sounds as if they have a problem with astroturfees who do not realise the top-down nature of the situation, and are showing signs of independence.

http://michellemalkin.com/2009/11/16/dear-oxford-university-press-get-a-clue-about-teabagging/ Malkin quotes Taibbi about Malkin

I have to say, I’m really enjoying this whole teabag thing. It’s really inspiring some excellent daydreaming. For one thing, it’s brought together the words teabag and Michelle Malkin for me in a very powerful, thrilling sort of way. Not that I haven’t ever put those two concepts together before, but this is the first time it’s happened while in the process of reading her actual columns.

Previously Michelle Malkin’s writing was on the edge of unreadable; she’s sort of like Ann Coulter, only without that tiny fraction of P.T. Barnum/Mick Jagger-esque self-promotional flair that makes Coulter at least vaguely interesting. When you read Ann Coulter, you know you’re reading someone who would fuck a hippopotamus if she thought it would boost her Q rating. That’s a rare quality and it commands one’s attention.

Michelle Malkin doesn’t have that. She’s just a mean little dunce who’s wedged herself into a nicely paying career as a GOP spokesclown, and she’s going to ride that gig for as long as it keeps gas in her minivan.

And that’s fine, good for her. But that doesn’t make her readable. However, this move of hers to spearhead the teabag movement really adds an element to her writing that wasn’t there before. Now when I read her stuff, I imagine her narrating her text, book-on-tape style, with a big, hairy set of balls in her mouth. It vastly improves her prose.

Teabaggers eating their own, illustrated by Ralph Steadman.

Oh. My. Goodness. I think it’s time for Tintin to fire up the video editor and treat this trailer to the Sadly, No! Productions treatment

Please — these asswipes would all have been die-hard Tories if they’d been around for the Revolutionary War.

“Are they going to be a bunch of fingers, or are they going to come together to be a fist?”

From the Politico article

Sometimes the humor writes itself.

Teabaggers eating their own? Who had that bookmarked?

Say what you will about Trekkies–I’ve heard it all thrice and personally lived out about half of it–at least the Klingon cosplayers aren’t a bunch of pompous asses like these yobs.

at least the Klingon cosplayers aren’t a bunch of pompous asses like these yobs.

Pity you can’t say the same about the Ferengi fanbois.

SPOILER ALERT!

The dog survives.

Guys, even Raiders fans would be embarrassed to be seen with you.

Hey, if they aren’t embarrassed to be Raiders fans, they can’t have much shame.

Also:

IN A WORLD…
Where a colored man sits in the White House…
Where a woman and a Mormon run the Congress…
Where the government no longer answers to 28% of the people…
Millions… I mean, thousands… will rise up…
And take back… what they never had.
Tea Party.

This November… teabag them… before they teabag you.

You know, in a sick masochistic way I’m looking forward to getting home this evening so I can see just how pitiful those AmRev cosplayers can be.

I bet the lot of them have never read The Federalist Papers, much less know anything about thw Revolution they didn’t learn from repeated watchings of Johnny Tremain and Schoolhouse Rock.

Millions… I mean, thousands… will rise up…

Tens.

Dozens, maybe.

Millions… I mean, thousands… will rise up…

Dozens, maybe.

Handful of people will rise up.

Millions… I mean, thousands… will rise up…

Handful of people will rise up.

Pam Atlass and Vern Troyer will rise up.

.. Rise up, and then sit back down again, panting heavily at the unaccustomed exercise.

.. Rise up, and then sit back down again, panting heavily at the unaccustomed exercise.

At least Vern and Pam will see eye to eye on the issues.

Well, eye to teat.

Will they become a fist, or will they become a single, extended finger?

Sort of answers itself.

Rise up, and then sit back down again, panting heavily at the unaccustomed exercise

…But they will still find a way to blame it on the government. Somehow.

Trying to take away their popcorn, or maybe give it to them.

Also.

“Are they going to be a bunch of fingers, or are they going to come together to be a fist?”

It is time to be printing up the sloganned t-shirts — “We Must All Hang Together or we shall End Up Well-Hung” — to sell at the next rally of the recently-retitled Fisters.

“We Must All Hang Together or we shall End Up Well-Hung” — to sell at the next rally of the recently-retitled Fisters.

I’m trying really hard not to laugh too loudly, what with my boss one door down shouting in the telephone…

Please — these asswipes would all have been die-hard Tories if they’d been around for the Revolutionary War.

Is that why they’re dressed like Redcoats?

“Please — these asswipes would all have been die-hard Tories if they’d been around for the Revolutionary War.” Judas Peckerwood [still don’t have ANY html skillz]
They also would have been shouting “crucify him” at Jesus.

That’s me that duznt haz the skillz, not JP

Is that why they’re dressed like Redcoats?

It would be irresponsible not to point this out to them

At an approrpiate moment.

Why are there so many forcefully opinionated retards in America?

Unless they become a fist, how will they fap?

(I mean, sure, women can do it the other way, but that’s WOMEN and what do they know about Noble Revolution anyway?)

Why are there so many forcefully opinionated retards in America?

Impacted bowels from eating too much movie popcorn

Unless they become a fist, how will they fap?

Iron fist, velvet glove.

So THAT’S where that saying comes from!

Iron fist, velvet glove.

So THAT’S where that saying comes from!

Hm? Hm…

Excuse me for one moment. I’m off to buy some velvet gloves. For SCIENCE!

Who do you have to pork before Amazon will publish your snarky review? I can’t believe Hark Memingway got in there before me.

Excuse me for one moment. I’m off to buy some velvet gloves. For SCIENCE!

Just make sure you don’t do it so much that you go blind.

You know, with science.

Who do you have to pork before Amazon will publish your snarky review?

The Council on Foreign Relations

I drew the short straw and got Angelina Jolie.

Rusty, are you Christopher?

It’s up.

No, I’m not Christopher. Mine still isn’t up. I’d tell you my extraordinarily clever nym but I’m afraid Mark Hemingway [sic] would tattle.

“Why are there so many forcefully opinionated retards in America?”

Remember, it’s the empty tin cans that make the most noise.

Oh, sweet Jesus, they actually are dressed as redcoats. I had to go back and look, because my brains obviously could not process that much ironic stupidity on the first go-round.

Next they’ll launch into a screed about protecting the world from fascism dressed as brownshirts, I suppose. Or protest gay rights dressed in workboots, cutoff shorts and a plaid shirt with the arms torn out..

Is that why they’re dressed like Redcoats?

I think those ones ARE Redcoats – at least the one saying “We’ll give them some fiscal stimulus” is.

See, the way it went down was, the British wanted to save the American banking system and improve infrastructure and offer healthcare, and that’s why the Patriots revolted. The Stamp Act was an attempt to create a postal service, which is also communist.

Troofie is replying to the negative reviews of Miller’s “book”

Hi Troofie! It’s nice to see the ban is still in effect!

*waving*

Why are there so many forcefully opinionated retards in America?

Making them is the one manufacturing industry we haven’t outsourced yet.

*sings* LOOK FOR, THE WINGNUT LABEL…

Amazon (re: Miller’s book [re: the previous thread]):

“The most helpful favorable review… 2 of 8 people found the following review helpful:”

Heh.

“IN A WORLD where morans threaten to deluge the streets to take back their country and super-straight men in wigs and tights fight for their rights to call uppity presidents ‘nigger’ with impunity…”

I think those ones ARE Redcoats – at least the one saying “We’ll give them some fiscal stimulus” is.

Ah. Where would they be without their strawmen?

I got Troofied! Lucky me!

“IN A WORLD where morans threaten to deluge the streets to take back their country and super-straight men in wigs and tights fight for their rights to call uppity presidents ‘nigger’ with impunity…”

Don’t forget the oily popcorn and Oily Taters.

Where would they be without their strawmen?

Alone with their rubber ladies.

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actor212 said,

November 20, 2009 at 23:58

Why are there so many forcefully opinionated retards in America?

Impacted bowels from eating too much movie popcorn

You think you’re kidding, but I’ve got three words for you: Instant mashed potatoes. Don’t ask.

“They’re fractured at the organization level, I think mainly because there are a lot of people who have not had managerial experience who all of a sudden are thrust into the limelight and become intoxicated with it. And when a potential rift comes up, instead of handling it and maybe agreeing to disagree, they splinter and go off on their own.”

They really should have taken a lesson from the Judean People’s Front, after their nasty schism from the People’s Front of Judea.

SPLITTERS!

The teabagging documentary was written by Joel Aaron Foster.

FAVORITE BOOKS:

The Road to Serfdom
The Federalist Papers
A Patriot’s History of the United States
The World Is Flat
Soul Tsunami
…anything by Thomas Sowell

Speaking of writing, some nuggets from the documentary’s meet the characters section.

NATE
Nate, a young black man from Detroit, Michigan, voted for Barack Obama in 2008 from an upbringing that taught him to mistrust America because of the color of his skin. As a Libertarian with a paradigm shift and a newfound understanding of the nation he loves, he is risking the anger of family and friends by joining the march against a President’s policies that would victimize the very people he loves the most.

DR. FRED SHESSEL
Dr Fred Shessel is a doctor moved to action against a government threatening to undermine the doctor-patient relationship with suffocating beaucracy and increased taxpayer spending.

DAVE
Dave is a 20-something young professional studying to become a doctor. He spent time as a fashion model in Milan and beyond and is sick of big government and the apathy within his own generation. He is now moved to action…

Don’t miss William’s hefty resume. He, too, was moved to action.

They’re fractured at the organization level, I think mainly because there are a lot of people who have not had managerial experience who all of a sudden are thrust into the limelight and become intoxicated with it.

These self-proclaimed paragons of spontaneity and independence are not paying enough attention to their instructions.

If these doofi had been around in the 1700s they would totally have been royalists anyway. That’s the ultimate joke.

Doesn’t the ventriloquist always follow the Stamp Act, but before the jugglers?

Dr. Fred is vice-president of Docs 4 Patient Care, a kill any and all health care reform front group.

Dr. Fred’s 2008 political campaign contributions.

And some rate your doctor fun.

Clearly the man to go to for all your camera-up-urethra requirements.

Courtesy TPM: Teabagger [c]Rap arteste, Hi Caliber. This is not a veiled gonad reference.

At least, not more than usual.

Don’t forget the oily popcorn and Oily Taters.

Don’t eat too much oily popcorn and oily taters, y’all, unless you all want…

wait for it…

you know it’s coming…

Oily Taints, y’all!

Actor, your review is up. I give it 5 stars. It has a beat and you can dance to it.

(Also, sadlynauts, if you don’t want that piece of crap tainting your Amazon recommendations, then visit this page to remove it from your browsing history.)

a lot of people who … are thrust into the limelight and become intoxicated with it.

Morons. You don’t drink lime gas. It’s poisonous.

I wore a tricorn hat once. It was for a role in Dancing at Lughnasa. It was surprisingly cool. I can see why one would want to make up an excuse to wear one of those things.

““Are they going to be a bunch of fingers, or are they going to come together to be a fist?””

Obviously what they need is something to bind these little ‘fingers’ or rods into one stronger bundle. What should we call that? Maybe fasces? Throw an ax in for good measure?

What should we call that?

Feces.

Throw an ax in for good measure?

Lincoln logs.

While I am not certain how historically accurate these uniforms are, some American units DID wear red uniforms..

But yeah, these teaclowns would have been die-hard royalists during the war. I can see them protesting the Continental Congress with “I Want My Colony back” signs…

Writer J.A. Foster on the film.

“This is a political thriller and an inspiring American story that is at the heart of the times we are living in as a nation. It will challenge you as few stories can”, added writer Joel Aaron Foster.

What do you know, they were filming for the movie when the supposed bomb threat came in.

I can see them protesting the Continental Congress with “I Want My Colony back” signs…

I WANT MY CLOVIS TOOL ERA BACK…

“I Want My Colony back” signs

More like “High Colonic” signs.

I want my colon back.

So, since the summer of teabag the health care bills have passed the house, the senate committees, and the Senate defied conventional wisdom to include a triggerless public option, making the bill even more socialest than expected.

Also a Democrat won NY-23 for the first time since there was a Whig party.

Yes, clearly this litany of accomplishment deserves a congratulatory documentary. Sheesh, at least liberals account the many times bigger demonstrations against the Iraq war to be a failure since, you know, the war still happened. We weren’t like “yay, we held a march, and people actually showed up! High fives!”

justme –

I am drawn back and back again to the “Gathering of the Juggaloos”
It might be that it has been a long frustrating week at work but I have approached a “I’m going to pee myself” laughing state.

I wish I could find the whole infomercial. It was 15 minutes of unadulterated wtf.

Since you (almost) asked: More on Juggalos & their part in the justice system.

Shameless, but on the (current) topic. How long until the ‘baggers qualify as gang members?

justyou, try digging at ICP Central. (Dangerous to eyes & sanity.)

How soon before the Teabaggers start spraying each other with Faygo?

Well, if they’re going to stick with the “Tea Party” theme – having fled from the name they formerly adopted for themselves – Teabaggers – then what choice do they leave us? We shall be forced to photoshop them in pinafores and bonnets, with dollies and dainty little tea-sets. I would suggest photoshopping them into the Alice in Wonderland tea party, except I can’t narrow down who should be the Mad Hatter. So a generic tea party it will have to be – and that’s not so bad. While nothing will ever match the schadenfreudeliciousness of seeing the biggest homophobes in the country christen themselves “teabaggers” – until someone told them for a few months what it meant and they finally caught on – portraying themselves as a bunch of little girls isn’t very far off the mark, either – if we’re talking stupid, whiny, bratty little girls.

This ace piece has to be worth a look.

“I have never in my life heard a man/woman rant so angrily about a woman’s vagina.”

http://minx.cc/?post=294877

Playdough and bacon?

a Libertarian […] is risking the anger of family and friends
Protip: To heighten the dramatic tension of the film and to rouse our sympathy for the risk the character undergoes, it would help not to tell us right at the start that he defines himself by his unconcern about the anger of family and friends.

We shall be forced to photoshop them in pinafores and bonnets, with dollies and dainty little tea-sets.

When she was of that age, the Doktorling Sonja never arranged tea parties for her toys. She did occasionally announce that they were going down to the pub, and would sit them down at a little table with little glasses of water in front of each one… which was all very well until Maxy the Cat would have too many and start talking trash about the spinor approach to quantum gravity — and Dead Ted would headbutt someone — and Sonja would ban them all until next time.

Whatever consenting adults do in the privacy of their own bedroom should be their own business. Leave the teabaggers alone.

Eric Zorn of the Chicago Tribune did a poll about the use of “Teabagger.” The choices were: “a childish insult that should be avoided,” “a perfectly fine descriptive term,” and the winner, “A childish insult, but who cares?”

How soon before the teabaggers start spraying each other with faygo.

As soon as we start a rumor that teh liebrals are planning to B&N it. And black and white face paint. And cheap rap music.

My God, this could be epic. This could be like those college students who tricked their professor into standing on a wastebasket.

So, since the summer of teabag the health care bills have passed the house, the senate committees, and the Senate defied conventional wisdom to include a triggerless public option, making the bill even more socialest than expected.

So, what are the odds that if I tune into some librul meeja, I’ll be berated with talk about how health care reform is ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROCKS and could be decimated any minute now?

I won’t, of course. I have my health to consider. But I do love telling my conservative acquaintances how “x will never be accomplished” keeps becoming a more and more liberal statement.

I got confused when they were talking about Lady Liberty. Aren’t they in Washington? Lady Liberty’s in New York. Are they going to break her off the island and haul her down to DC?

Aren’t they in Washington? Lady Liberty’s in New York. Are they going to break her off the island and haul her down to DC?

She’s hollow. If they blow enough hot air up her skirt, she’ll float in mid-air.

Playdough and bacon?

To be fair to Ace, I call it a Facehugger myself!

Lady Liberty’s in New York. Are they going to break her off the island and haul her down to DC?
She’s hollow.
Also French, and welcoming to new immigrants.

She’s hollow.
Also French, and welcoming to new immigrants.

Oooh, lol lol

Lady Liberty’s in New York. Are they going to break her off the island and haul her down to DC?
She’s hollow.
Also French, and welcoming to new immigrants.

An edited version of her poem:

Give me Concerning your tired, your poor, your yearning to be free,
The wretched refuse from your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tos’t to memy best regards,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!

(h/t Tom Toles)

The fact is, liberals, fuck you. Seriously, Sarah Palin, a maverick for a new generation, is a phenon, and will be the next USA President, and before 2012 you betcha! You are all going down as the Real Americans In The Heartland show you how irelevent you are with your left wing media bias.

The fact is, address my points, liberals! DEBATE ME WITH FACTS!

Is anyone here acquainted with the economics of the publishing business?

Who pays for book tours? The publisher? Do they deduct against the advance on royalties?

Flying a novelist around the country and putting him/her up in a hotel for the day he goes down and sits at a table in Borders is probably pretty cheap.

But what about a painted bus, the cost of fuel, a driver, hotel rooms for the entourage (she’s got Trigg and probably the whole fam damily along, plus managers), meals, plus with crowds that size they have got to have some security or crowd management personnel.

How much does all that cost, and who gets stuck with the bill? Has little Sarah read her contract carefully?

the fact is, g, shut up.

Obama sticks US the taxpayers for the bills for his photo-ops with terrorists and black people. Sarahs tour is paid for by the free market and the people.

So how does Sarah Palin (or anybody other than Joe Biden, and so on down the list) become “USA President” before 2012 (actually 2013), exactly? Walk us through the details of this process, Gary. I’m fascinated!

Gary R., is it really you? Do you really exist? Did I actually just devote nearly a minute of my life to watching a trailer for the teabagger movie?

Seriously, Sarah Palin, a maverick for a new generation, is a phenon, and will be the next USA President, and before 2012 you betcha!

“Clusters of similar groups are termed phenons and phenons may be assigned rank according to the level on the phenogram at which they branch off.”

So Sarah’s a group-cluster in a dendrogram OMG THAT IS SO KEWL!!!

The fact is, the main reason we love Sarah Pailin Here In The Heartland is the Liberals hate her, do we need a better reason? Oh yeah, she supports the consitution and limited government and strong USA.

The fact is, you all support Barry Sotero because he is affirmative action BLACKBLACKBLACK and no other reason. Debate that with me.

I’m calling fake Gary here. The real Gary never used obscenities (i.e., “fuck”). Also, he never made spelling mistakes (i.e., “phenon” for “phenom”). He was reliable that way, like a hangover.

The fact is, why are liberals so supportive of BLACKS and FAGGOTS? Answer me that and address my point!

I WANT MY CLOVIS TOOL ERA BACK…

I swoon!

Smut Clyde said,

November 21, 2009 at 4:07 (kill)

That story is almost enough to make me want kid. But I’ll sober up.

@ green:

Gary Ruppert is really a consortium, like Bourbaki. Yeah, just like Bourbaki…that’s the ticket!

Sarah says you should exercise and quit eating popcorn.

I’m calling fake Gary here.

Maybe he’s a mean drunk? This one does lack a certain was weiß ich nicht, though.

Fake Gary.

Or psychotic Gary, take your pick.

Seriously, though, I’m really curious about the economics here. I have a relative who’s written a book, admittedly for an academic press. And his publisher hits him for all kinds of marketing costs.

What kind of advance did she get, 1.5 million? a month’s bus tour could eat into that pretty good.

Very Reverend, I always felt that Gary R. was some kind of mass hallucination. An undigested bit of beef, etc.

Sarahs tour is paid for by the free market and the people.

It might just be paid for by her. I’m just sayin’.

I think Smut’s wife is actually named Sophie, and was the protagonist in Sophie’s World.

“The fact is, why are liberals so supportive of BLACKS and FAGGOTS? Answer me that and address my point!”

I just fell in love.

I want my 99 seconds back.

Except for the VO guy.

Hard to even put into words just how royally (heh) pissed I’d be if I was a Yankee & had to keep seeing a pack of goobers like this on my TeeVee, ignorantly hijacking profound historical tropes like the Boston Tea Party or the American Revolution for … for … who fucking knows what.

Methinks the REAL original Patriots would’ve just looooooooved to invite these blockheads to a wee party of their own – complete with a nice tar-&-feather wardrobe to take home afterwards.

Guest, don’t give in so easily, Gary can be so much hotter than that!

I always thought of Gary as more of a wingnut Dread Pirate Roberts, given how many different personas he has. Of course, it’s equally likely that he’s just some shitbird who’s off his meds at varying degrees throughout the day.

The fact is, why do I give so many blowjobs to BLACKS and FAGGOTS? Answer me that and caress my taint!

tigrismus:

hotter than that? *swoon*

i would follow that person and/or perl script to the ends of the *earth*

The fact is, all you hippies need a haircut. Also, eat a cheeseburger and salute the flag once in a while, would you?

The fact is, i can haz cheezburger for USA FREEDOM.

The fact is, all you hippies need a haircut.

You tell ’em, Gary!

Zen koan for your typical teabagger partier:

I am eating a Happy Meal, yet I am filled with RAGE.

Really sums it up pretty well, I think.

I’ve been operating under the assumption that all “gary” posts are sock puppet mocking of trolls. Am I wrong? Is there really someone who shows up here to start every post with “the fact is…” in complete seriousness?

Eat my haircut, reactionary!

In a … long, long ago, there was a actual conservative drooler (or at least an actual Internet identity as a conservative & drooler) who trolled under the name of Gary Ruppert. Now, Gary Ruppert is all robo-trolls, cheap imitations, parodists & other such web detritus.

OK. So here’s my question. Does New Jersey not have any other bookstores, except for the one at the Fort Bragg commissary?

Now, Gary Ruppert is all robo-trolls, cheap imitations, parodists & other such web detritus.

I am Spartacus Gary Ruppert!!!

WOLVERINES!!!!

The faux Gary Rupperts generally rank somewhere between mildly annoying and mildly amusing, though, making them superior to most robo-trolls.

Gary Ruppert is inside all of us.

…and other such web detritus.

I must call my claims adjustor toot sweet. My viewscreen has been pockmarked by a electro-hailstorm and sundry internet spewn gravel.

For some extra teabaggery goodness, search youtube for a video by “Hi Caliber.”

Get some knitting needles first, you’ll want to shove them in your ears afterward.

We are the Cargo Cult For Gary Ruppert. We dwell upon our small island in the internets streams, drinking orange soda, and waiting for Gary Ruppert to wash up on our shores to disgorge invective, half-assed suppositions, and lies. Eventually we’ll toss him into the volcano.

So, it’s been so long since I’ve been here, that I’m not sure how to direct attention to particularly stupid/openly homicidal right wing blogs/comments. By tragic accident, I found a bunch of nuts crakcing jokes about murdering mexicans.

It’s beyond stupid. It’s shootingsportsman.com -“General Interest (best place to live) thread. Don’t worry if you don’t find the right thread, though. My guess is that they all end up discussing murdering people.

Please. Know up front. All hunters aren’t idoits like these guys. Also, it appears that the majority of them are from somewhere besides sweet Dixie (and I mean that).

We are the Cargo Cult For Gary Ruppert. We dwell upon our small island in the internets streams, drinking orange soda, and waiting for Gary Ruppert to wash up on our shores to disgorge invective, half-assed suppositions, and lies. Eventually we’ll toss him into the volcano.

If Gary Ruppert washes up with Meg Ryan on the raft with him, I’ll eat Abe Vigoda’s head…and hold her back when I throw him in the volcano.

We dwell upon our small island in the internets streams, drinking orange soda.

This one does lack a certain was weiß ich nicht
If that is German for “I need more wheatbeer”, then I know exactly how he feels.

phenons may be assigned rank according to the level on the phenogram at which they branch off.
I only read S,N! for the cladistics discussions.

Actually, what these teabaggers remind me of is an Adam and the Ants video: you don’t think, you’re havin’ a stroke, what do you do?

Wow. That really sounds like Don LaFontaine.

He died on September 1, though, so I suspect that’s not actually him. Huh.

(On the other hand, it might be interesting if it proves to actually be Don LaFontaine, because that would mean that they got him to read the copy for the trailer before the 9/12 teabagger rally. I don’t think any other documentary filmmakers will write the copy for a trailer before the events depicted in the trailer actually happen…)

Of course Ace is an asshole, wrong about almost everything, and hangs out with disgusting people, but I have to admit he’s got a point there about Sullivan & his Palin weirdness. The doctored cartoon is particularly choice. But then, I’m no fan of Sullivan’s anyway, so the Palin craziness is just another reason to ignore him. Which there are plenty of anyway. Also, &c, &c.

I love Nate. I think Nate has a future career as a spokestoken for the GOP. ‘Nate the Builder’, they’ll call him. And then we’ll find out that his name is actually Julian and he’s an accountant.

Jennifer, that koan just brought the sun up for me. Thank you.

I maed u a logical argument, but USA FREEDOM eated it.

Eventually we’ll toss him into the volcano.

“The fact iiiiiiiiiiiis….” *splort*

And catnip and scritchies for the kitteh.

i would follow that person and/or perl script to the ends of the *earth*

I know, right? Though I think actually perl would be an upgrade. He’s probably written in some proprietary visual assembly script, “the power of LOGO with the ease of machine language.”

Since no one did it.

Excuse mah bunch of fin-GEHS comin together to be a FIST.

“An undigested bit of beef, etc.”

There’s more of gravy than of the Gary in him, then.

What is the US really doing with Iran’s “frozen” assets?

http://joshfulton.blogspot.com/2009/11/what-is-us-doing-with-irans-frozen.html

Sometimes I look at how fucking loony these people are, and I sit back and wonder how they’d behave if an actual liberal came to power. My guess is head explosion, but I guess we’ll never know. – Felonious Monk

I don’t understand why the Dems don’t run such a person for president. I know some people who aren’t all that liberal who would majorly support a moonbat just to see wingnut heads explode.

Although, FWIW, the same thing can be said about the GOoPers. Many GOoPers aren’t all that reactionary — they just happen to have an irrational fear of hippies and have forgotten the 1960s are over (or at least can’t stand the fact that, in spite of GOoPer political domination, social progress is still being made*).

* perhaps we should rethink the “GOoPers are effective but Dems are teh suck at political power playing” meme — in spite of their political dominance for so long, GOoPers couldn’t even stop the clock on certain issues … forget about turning it back.

got this link while reading Drudge Report this morning…
Wow! what a shallow group of kooks, I don’t even understand what most of you are trying to say….one word to describe–“stupid”

got this link while reading Drudge Report this morning…
Wow! what a shallow group of kooks, I don’t even understand what most of you are trying to say….one word to describe–”stupid”

Unintentional self-referential humour is the absolute best. Reads Drudge, can’t understand, calls it stupid.

Gotta love it!