George Helen is getting upset!
You can keep asking me, and I’m gonna keep not answering, ok? Scott “Gathering Bullshit” McClellan shows his skills:
MR. McCLELLAN: Dr. Kay did a great job working on the Iraq Survey Group. We very much appreciate his service. It’s difficult work. But he has pointed out that they need to complete their work.
Q Are you saying that still — you still expect weapons to be found, when the President, the Vice President, Powell and so forth have basically written that off?
MR. McCLELLAN: Helen, I think I’ve addressed this question over the last couple of days. What we know is that Saddam Hussein’s regime was a gathering threat. And in a post —
Q I didn’t ask you that —
MR. McCLELLAN: I understand, but I’m coming to your question. In a post-September 11th world, it’s important that we confront those threats before it’s too late —
Q What were his threats? Has he ever threatened us? [Emphasis added]
Scott later added, “David Kay did a fabulous job you know.”
Bonus points:
MR. McCLELLAN: Thank you, Helen. We have already reconfirmed that it was the right decision to remove Saddam Hussein from power.
Q Who said so?
MR. McCLELLAN: The world — I think a lot of people say so. The world is a safer and better place —
A lot of people. Boo-yah!
Of course, polls show that George W. Bush is regarded as the greatest threat to world peace (yes, greater than OBL; we’re No. 1! Go USA!). The world will be “a safer and better place” after he is removed from office.
“A Gathering Threat”: from the gang that gave
us “SEC Over-Reach” and other biggies.
Gathering Threat, you can say that about Canada, as they will have all the water the USA needs in the future… better git’m now.
What about Pakistain? (sp, I know, know). It has the bomb and odds are that a Taliban type group could take it over, lets be safe then sorry and take them out now!
And the French! The French have the bomb too!
What about Japan? They are light years ahead of us in Giant Robot technology! What if they sick them and thier monsters on us? There must not be a Giant Robot gap!
Lets bring freedom to Japan and France before it’s too late!
And New Zealand there are reports from defectors of a Ring of Power down there that could cover all the earth in darkness! The PM or king or whatever the hell they got down there could order an attack within 24 minutes! We must meet this threat before we are knee deep in Kiwi Orcs! The next warning we could get would be in the shape of a flaming eye over the Washington Monument.
We must stop Pakistain (sp), France, Japan and New Zealand before they threaten Our Freedom (TM).
Oh! And England too! The have got these spys that have licenses to kill and, and…
I’m thinking that Joe Lieberman is a “gathering threat”. Shouldn’t we be addressing that, before the situation gets out of control?
Triple D obviously is a True American (TM) who recognizes the enormity of the threats facing us.
You’ll like this mea maxima culpa at Amber’s home site.
http://mensnewsdaily.com/archive/m-n/morris/2004/morris012704.htm
Libertarian to Bush: I miss Bill Clinton. A curse on both your houses!
It’s not nice to pose as someone else — you’re exciting S/N and making Frederick jealous again. 😮
“It turns out that we were all wrong, probably in my judgment, and that is most disturbing.”
A rather strange statement by Mr. Kay before the Senate Armed Services Committee yesterday.
Very disturbing indeed.
What about Japan?
Watch out, the Aibos are coming!