Fly, my little monkeys, fly!
Posted on October 13th, 2009 by Brad
I’m sure some focus-group weasel will force them to take this down soon, but for the time being, this is actually the title of Michael Steele’s official blog at the GOP website:
WOOOOOORD!!! You down with GOP? Yeah you know me!
UPDATE: It occurs to me that if he’s going to remake the Republican Party in a hip-hop image, Steele needs a hip-hop name. My nomination: Filibusta Rhymes.
Bitchin!
I can’t wait to tell my chums down at the malt shop. 23 skiddoo, bitchez
Ugh. That is gawd awful.
I always get the impression from Steele that he is an alien in a black guy suit, just tryin’ to be down wit da homies, if you know what I’m sayin’.
HAHAHAHAHA
Oily Taints update: Judge sez “That’ll be 20 large, bitch.”
I’m not feeling this…
Mark Foley’s blog: R U Feelin Me?
Das whut Ah’m tawkin’ bout!
So all you hep cats what with your jazz music and the bongoes and whatnot…
No Cent.
Goop Dog.
Oh, stop it.
**takes bow**
Steele needs a hip-hop name. My nomination: Filibusta Rhymes
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
Aurie O
“Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar”
hey, that looks like uncle phil from the fresh prince.
Old Jeezy
Mos Tone Def?
Bunz of Steele?
The Notorious T Bag E
Cee-Lo Taxes
Original Bankstah
(R) Master Mike
Flava O’ Da Month
T-Bag
Vanilla Ice
Mocha Ice
there was a something awful thread about a year ago full of GOP rapper names. i’m banned so i cant find teh link
Craig Wack
I think I gotta ‘ward Rusty the win for Vanilla Ice
Ice-T Suh
MC Hamburger
I vote for Mos Tone Def.
Grand Master Flash in the Pan (I’m showing my age)
Suppl-Eye Sidez
Ol’ Dirty Golfing Partner
Dr. Spré.
Notorious B.I.G.W.A.N.K.E.R.
Easy-Mac
Unca Tom
Stefan Fetchet
Run Dumb M. Steele
M.C. Hammerhead
MC Fat Kat
MC Oreo
Token Loc
DJ MF’ing IceT
How do you get banned from SomethingAwful? Is that like getting kicked out of 4chan for being too offensive?
I strongly believe Mr. Steele should be given the courtesy of selecting his own hip-hop name himself.
So my money is on “Chip.”
Chucka Con
Grand Master Flash in a Pan.
MC How the fuck do these idiots expect me to fix this tent, Dawg
De La Soulless
J Drilla
Noxious By Nature
The Wheels of Steele
Jurassic Con
Lil’ Hayek
Uncool Keith
TuPAC
LL Cool Bean.
Parliament Fuckadoodle
OK, it’s not hip-hop….I know….
MC Erkel
Grand Master Flash in the Pan (I’m showing my age)
I see someone beat me to my flintlock metaphor.
Drat and blast.
Flava Slave.
Foolio
Daddy Can’t Fix It
Yo yo yo sadly no its da confeezy yankeezy all up in yo char-coal greeeeeeeeeyullllll holla if ya feels the confeezy whut whut! check out my rippin and my rappin y’all
So Obama’s socializin
The terrorizin
Of gun-owning patriots
For gay tree huts
For da hippies and dippies
Know what Bob’s sayin yo?
http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=NmM2NDQ3ZWQ1YWM0Y2QyZTUxMDdkY2M2OTJlNGE5MWE=
The Shit be on Motherfuckers!
“Following up on that sentiment, Tammy posted another item with a picture of her pet raccoon Rocky digging into . . . a box of Cracker Jacks.
The headline of that post: “Breaking: Nobel Committee Announces Another Peace Prize Winner.”
Cute, huh?
Not to D. Aristophanes from Sadly, No, who encountered Tammy’s post during an evening troll through the conservative blogosphere, doing what fringe leftists do best — looking high and low for any and all evidence of racism by conservatives.”
And from the first comment over there some out of context Sadly No! comments from Feb:
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:29
Actually, it is a bit humorous to hear people calling me a racist, considering my heritage.
Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count.
Clarence Thomas said, (note the name-switch I saw frequently on this site)
February 28, 2009 at 8:31
I have nothing against niggers; I just wouldn’t want to marry one.
You Can’t Put Lipstick On A Repig said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:32
Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count.
These guys never get their hands shook at GOP functions and still can’t figure out why.
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:37
TBD, look up the word “kapo” re: concentration camps. Some cowards will do anything, even turn on their own, if they think they’ll get preferential treatment from those in power.
Cerberus said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:38
That’s impossible, the space brain surely can solve the mystery that belies FYWP.
Hell, I bet wordpress is like an easily shattered Matrix to the space brains of Conservatism. Only through focus can they see the patterns of blacks and Jews that plot behind the wordpress format.
Wolverines!
Truth Before Dishonor said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:43
So, snyg, you are indeed calling any non-white people who vote Republican race-traitors? How tolerant of you.
SomeNYGuy said,
February 28, 2009 at 8:46
So, snyg, you are indeed calling any non-white people who vote Republican race-traitors?
In the current political climate? Unequivocally, yes.
Master of Ceremonies Michael Steele, Hip-Hop Enthusiast and Participant
The best line from his blog:
“Why are you are Republican? Think about that for a minute.”
Indeed. Why ARE you are republican?
gocart mozart said,
October 13, 2009 at 18:14
Wait! Wait!
They link to the preceding post here in October and to provide rebuttal evidence, they troll some eight-month old post in which we were likely satirizing Troofus?
Damn. Why can’t I ever get any right-wing lurve over at my blog????
Master of Ceremonies Michael Steele, Hip-Hop Enthusiast and Participant
Now that’s what I’m talking about.
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
W.O.P. = Washed Out Posse. They still sing “Ante Up” at every opportunity.
Yes, Sadly No metasnark and Tammy Bruce’s coon joke are exactly the same thing…if you’re a slow-witted Republican.
FU Schnickens
Erik E & Malkin
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
She’s lucky. He sounds like he was about to recommend professional censure and/or disbarment.
Another attempt at appropriation: Say It Loud, described as “the blog for our Coalitions department.”
He sounds like he was about to recommend professional censure and/or disbarment.
I think he dropped a couple of broad hints in that regard. Hopefully the CA Bar Assn., which is currently considering a disbarment petition, will pick up on that.
Yes, Sadly No metasnark and Tammy Bruce’s coon joke are exactly the same thing…if you’re a slow-witted Republican.
If it weren’t for false analogies, they’d have no weltanschauung. Being a conservative must be like trying to pore over Hieronymus Bosch, equipped with nothing more than a squid’s olfactory bulb.
Grumpy-Grump
Foolio
Love the first column: ‘Let me axe you a question.’
Token Loc is so, so brilliant.
I think Yes-Masta Steele, Leader of the RNC Nation ought to move his blog to the teletype machine.
How many Republicans thought about that for a minute?
Including one complaining about the comment system and one from the site admin. Woohooo, feel teh POWAH of TEH RNC*.
*okay, he’s still got more comments than I do. *sniff*
One of MC Steele’s first respondents relates that he became a Republican because he hates hippies. South Park conservatives, indeed.
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
Veiled bukkake reference?
5 Comments
That we know. How many comments were deleted is what I would like to find out.
Mikey Dawg is apparently taken. Man, with 260 members of the ourGOP: The Republican Action Network, what are the odds that both hip-hop-off-the-hizzy-O-say-can-you-see-THE-G-O-P!!!!! d00ds are named Michael?
Branded Nubian
My suggestion for his hip-hop name strays more into the field of hardcore rap, but it seems apropos. We should just call him “Public Enemy.” There may be copyright issues, but surely even the mavens of intellectual property rights will have to defer to accuracy of such a hip hop name.
I would also like to say that I was going to post a link to Steele’s blog but didn’t feel like doing it…it’s sad when you’re lazier than some dude with “slacker” in his bloggy nom de plume.
I like that a lot.
Public Enemy
Public Enema
Big McLargehuge
Wait, wrong game. Sorry.
We should just call him “Public Enemy.” There may be copyright issues, but surely even the mavens of intellectual property rights will have to defer to accuracy of such a hip hop name.
By that criteria, Arrested Development works just as well.
The Rebel Lovin’ MC
Fred Durst
Ghostfaced Asskisser
I always thought if I was going to have a political hip hop name, it could be PunDitty.
OK, really, why I have I thought of this before?
In 1973 I became a Republican as I watched the anti-war movement grow and become an arm of the leftists/liberals/anti-america crowd. What was born a meaningful movement in the late 60’s, became a useful tool for the “anti” crowd to push their agenda. The same became true for the first “Earth Day” group. What was born of my generation to do good in a pure philosophical manner, was co-opted by larger powers and turned into the anti-america agenda. I became a Republican when I watched these events change America in a way which I felt was wrong.
So… he was opposed to the senseless wars, but he supported the system that created the senseless wars? That’s like being opposed to murder but advocating unrestricted sale and ownership of lethal weap- wait.
MC Simulacra
Lobbyists Love Cool Mike.
And what’s the deal with Girl Pundit having so many male authors?
MC Sham
ChoclError
The LUZA
Sorry if some of these are repeats:
Ess Kool Moe Pye
Yes, Master Flash
Rhythm Method Man
Ice T-Bag
Mr. Hydrox
Steele Magnolia
MC Lo ExPecTa$Hun$
Flat Tax Slim
MC Pee Pants.
Dr. DrillBabyDrill
Oil Depletion Bastard
DMExecutive
The Vainglorious P.I.G.
Birfer Rhymes
Schmuck G and the Pitiful Blunderground.
KStreetRS-One
Spinderfella
L.L. Fool J.
Is it just me or has their site already crashed?
RaeCon
Ted — not just you. The sizite has crizashed.
Jerkel mac Urkel
LL Cool Bean.
LL Bean J
Kris Kross featuring Michael Steele.
And what’s the deal with Girl Pundit having so many male authors?
Oh, the name “Girl Pundit” doesn’t mean that the “girls” actually “pundit.” They just post cute videos of themselves with their tiny dogs for conboys to jack off to.
Galt ‘n Peppa.
Insane Clown w/o Posse
I like tax cuts, and I don’t know why.
Firmly on the side of supply!
When a guy walks in with a Milton Friedman book
All you CEOs take a look!
GOP hack!
My portfolio won’t grow
If the rate ain’t low, yo!
Not-Lefty By Nature
Galt ‘n Peppa.
FTW!
Brooks Brother Ali
My vote also for Galt ‘n’ Pepa.
Yup.
B. R. W. E. A.—Black Republican With Expense Account
Negroes With Attitude
Thanks guys. 🙂 Totally displayed my lack of street cred up in the hizzouse with my mis-spelling of “Pepa,” though.
The emoticon doesn’t help my rep up here in this bitch, either.
Galt ‘n Pepa is pretty good, but I still have to go with Shackleford @ 18:15 FTW.
Galt ‘n Peppa.
FTW!
Yeah- as cliche as it sounds, I LOL’d
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
MC Baggahammerz
He is the head of the “Insane Klown Posse”
A Tribe Called Beck
2-Pak O’Lies
Sorry, 2-Pac O’Lies
Afrika Bojangaataa
Foolly D
Galt ‘n Pepa is most excellent. Take a bow, sir.
Wow! That’s not just “out of context” — that’s a quote from the troll I was bitchslapping, stripped of my response! The only word I contributed to the above is “SomeNYGuy”!
Meanwhile, over at the WaPo, Howie Kurtz is using a quote from Gay Patriot as evidence that gay activists are fed up with Obama.
Is it possible to digest one’s own stomach lining? Because I think that’s what’s happening to me….
Well-Behaved by Nature
Brother Mi-quis and the Family Values Crew
I Is Black Dudes, by Michael Steele.
Apologies. “Being related to Michael Steele, Alan Keyes or Juan Williams doesn’t count” was, in fact, my smartass reply to the troll. I guess I’m not as smart or funny as I thought.
But in my defense I’ve just been reading the Washington Post, so my brain is coated in gunk, schmutz, and Santorum.
Poontang Klan
Busta Crymes
Africa Bojanglaataa (correction)
Afreaka Robaata?
Jawanna B. Black
New GOP website launched . . . and crashed.
GOP.com
Tweeted about an hour ago by Oliver Willis: I always thought I was too young to see a real live lawn jockey, but then Michael Steele happened.
So his hip hop name? Long Jock E
MC Pee Pants = genius
MC GOpee pants kicks it up a notch.
The Püllmän Cär Rëmüs of Dööm?
… wait, wrong genre.
Shouldn’t that be “Word Up!”
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
From the link: “black holes sing”.
I didn’t know there were bukkake bar bands.
What a racist commentary on Michael Steele.
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow. The racism knows no bounds here.
And what MONKEYS are you guys referring to in the title of this post???? Monkeys??? I mean come on!! Are you calling Michael Steele a monkey??
What is going on here!! The racism knows no bounds. Disgusting.
King Ad-Hoc
KRS Dumb
Kanye Deep South Only
Mikey J. Bilge
No Method Man
Stoop Dog
Dupe Dog
Middling Smalls
(And I really like IcedTea Suh and Token Loc, from above.)
Are you calling Michael Steele a monkey??
Why? Is he also plural?
MC Jar Jar
I didn’t know there were bukkake bar bands.
Ideas… newsletter…
Mike Mac doesn’t even know I’m alive!
[sniff]
I dog-whistled for a cab as November came near
The license of birth wasn’t fresh and I was kerning in the mirror
If anything I can say Republicans are rare
But I thought “we’ll still get elected, at least in Bel Air”
Well we lost House and Senate in 2008
And I yelled like a crazy “Yo homes smell ya later”
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally Chair
Of a bunch of old whiteys that had lost all their hair!
OT- anybody in the NY metro area, get your asses to the Bell House in Gowanus tonight.
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
isn’t Steele that dude from digital underground? The one that does the humpty dance.
P. Diddly-Squat
Sir Fix A Lot
The Not-So-Fresh Prince
Hey, one of the cons finally figured out the little righty-lefty-arrow thingies at the top of the comment pages! Good for him
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow. The racism knows no bounds here.
Hee hee.
My first blog entry, therefore, is really a couple of questions for you; use the comment button to send me replies. We will run as many questions as we can, which I will answer.
Is Pastor Swank disease catching or do all wingnuts write like this?
Nurtz. I’d love to play but I know diddly squat about pop “culture” so I got nuthin. Fuck, I can’t even gazoogle the ones up already to see why they’re funny because I don’t fucking know what the references are!
Maybe you could include a brief explanation for us acultural types.
Can you not deal with him based on another fact of his color? You have to give him a hip hop name.
Don’t worry, I’ll bring dumbass up to speed:
And it’s called, and this is central to my point, “What Up?”
One of the funnier ones was Negroes With Attitude.
Of a bunch of old whiteys that had lost all their hair!
He’s not my chair! Then, again, I’m not that old.
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
Kanye Deep South Only?
or is this better?
Kanye (Soon Just the Old Confederate States)
How bad is Steele’s blog?
TownHall panned it!
,i>RNC’s New Website Reflecting Steele’s ‘Urban-Suburban Hip-Hop’ Riddled With Errors, Widely Panned
Holy shit, I didn’t see the little mini-Steele walking out all like, “Word to your mother, sir!” until now. Are we *sure* this guy isn’t a plant?
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
Good god, I am seriously the worst at italicizing shit. I’m blaming this head cold.
Holy shit, I didn’t see the little mini-Steele walking out all like, “Word to your mother, sir!” until now. Are we *sure* this guy isn’t a plant?
Now everyone can have the GOP’s lawn jockey! And they say Republicans don’t care about the little guy! They keep him right here in this box, yessir!
You have to give him a hip hop name. Wow.
The careful observer will notice that this is done in reference to a blog by Mr. Steele entitled What up?
The careful observer will notice this because it’s explained in the very fucking beginning of the post.
Kanye Deep South Only?
Kanye Fried Chicken
Now everyone can have the GOP’s lawn jockey! And they say Republicans don’t care about the little guy! They keep him right here in this box, yessir!
He’s so tiny and cute. I just want to put him in my pocket and take him home!
When I get tired of him, I’ll just feed him to my cats.
Some people use a fancy program to type their HTML for them.
Bushwick (No Health) Bill
MC Ren Up Tha Deficit
Stetsonsonic
DJ Rebel Yella
Inspectah Dreck
Fonzworth Bentley
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
Whatever gave you that impression? Actually, it’s the R that you really need, so you are forgiven, for now.
You white people need to leave Mr. Steele alone. As long as he is around, I will only be the second most embarassing Black Republican.
Fresh off the GOP tip from tha Black-Steele: “Damn It Feels Good To Be An Oreo.” Yo yo yo check it out!
You white people need to leave Mr. Steele alone. As long as he is around, I will only be the second most embarassing Black Republican.
AHEM!
And what am I, chopped liver?
Keyes war!!!!!!!
I AM
SPARTACUSAlan Keyes!So what enquiring minds really want to know is, when is Michael “MS-DOS” Steele going to drop his latest joint?
TEA-Pain
I HATE coming here late. Serves me right that all the good names are taken, like Ice T-bag.
Won’t the real Keyesey please stand up, please stand up?
Some people use a fancy program to type their HTML for them.
I know, I know, dammit. I’m just trying to overcome my initial laziness by convincing myself it will save time in the long run. It’s not working.
From the Townhall comments. Heh
” Dread writes: Tuesday, October, 13, 2009 1:12 PM
Is he…
Keeping it real while getting jiggy with it in his hizzle?
Sweet Buddha, man. Get some dignity.”
Ice Square
I guess I’m the only one, but “Goop Dog” (Goop Dawg?) had me in stitches.
Sanctimonious G.O.P.
House Boyz
I know, I know, dammit. I’m just trying to overcome my initial laziness by convincing myself it will save time in the long run. It’s not working.
Just paste some of the tags in a word processor document, for quick cut and paste.
This really is one of the worst examples of attempting to pander to the “urban youth” since Mitt Romney’s “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
How about Kanye South and Parts of Alaska?
See? How hard was that, T&U?
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A KEYES WAR!!!
I hate to be all serious an’ shit, but their website claims Jackie Robinson as a [Black! Really!] “GOP Hero.” Well, as explained here, not only was Robinson registered as an independent–who had campaigned for Nixon in 1960 and Nelson Rockefeller in 1964–but he wrote this description of the 1964 Convention, where the Rethugs rejected Rockefeller and nominated Goldwater:
Any of that sound unfamiliar today?
AutoHotkey is much handier.
This line in the .ini file will return “Biology” any time I follow the letters b and g with a space.
:R:bg::Biology
They sure took the “campaigned for Nixon and Rocky” a little over the top, CX
See? How hard was that, T&U?
It’s not hard, I’m just a fucking spaz.
How about N.W.O.
N******s With Offices
I’m just a fucking spaz.
Interest, website, newsletter…
I WANNA TAKE YA TO A KEYES WAR!!!
Let’s start a war, start an Alan Keyes war!
It’s a Keyes war, Keyes war, Keyes war!
I sense a new internet tradition a-brewing.
OT-Electric Six will be playing Southpaw in Park Slope on Sunday. One could hypothetically take the R train there.
Interest, website, newsletter…
Will a ‘zine suffice? I’m all old-skool like that.
Full color glossy?
Full color glossy?
Purple mimeograph!
Could that be construed as racist by one of our tr00ls?
CX: This is why it makes me crazy when Goldwater is lionized as some sort of “civilized” conservative. The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
Full color glossy?
With pop-ups. My specialty. Keeps ’em coming back, if you know what I mean…..
That’s a long frikkin’ bike ride at night, drunk!
The N is your friend.
Fuck! I was so hoping you were unfamiliar with the NYC subway…
The N is your friend like the GOP cares about little people.
Will a ‘zine suffice? I’m all old-skool like that.
Just avoid play-skool spaz-fucking because that can both get you in jail and attract the attention of certain elements within the GOP and RCC.
CX: This is why it makes me crazy when Goldwater is lionized as some sort of “civilized” conservative. The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
From what I can tell, the “civilized” conservatives are just the ones with power/money. The puppeteers instead of the puppets, if you will.
What am I, Alan Keyes?
Full color glossy?
Actually, that’s a fair description of my head!
The man was all about denying rights to black Americans, as was William F. Buckley Jr. (at least early in his career).
Yeah, WFB did pick an interesting moment of history to stand athwart. Need anyone even mention Podhoretz pere’s “Negro Problem”?
With pop-ups. My specialty. Keeps ‘em coming back, if you know what I mean…..
Ooooh, tassels….
Full color glossy?
Actually, that’s a fair description of my head!
We probably ought not to stand in the direct sunlight next to each other. The migrating grackles might get confused.
Pooping on the carpet…
DDOS?
Dear S,N!,
Why the fuck would you hire someone from the GØP IT crew?
And fuck you, WP just fuck fuck fuck you.
Line forms on the left to contribute to the Oily Titz defense fund.
Veiled bukkake reference?
You jest, but I think that a fetish porn video is the Taint’s best option right now.
Just sayin’… I’ve seen worse. And somebody like Jim Powers would easily recover the 20 large with her name on top billing.
Of course, the working title would be Petroleum Perineum.
I’m sorry I missed out on this thread for so long.
Another vote for “Token Loc.”
s. That was supposed to end in s.
Petroleum PerineumS.
[facepalm]
He is actually — the F is probably the most convenient.
Petroleum Perineum.
Putting out fire, with vaseline!
SRSLY WTF CAN AI HAZ TEH SADLIES NOW?
the F is probably the most convenient
Ah, but Gabrielle, B^4 has an approximate idea of where I live, and the F involves a transfer at 34th and Herald Square.
Putting out fire, with vaseline!
Veiled horrible-remake-of-Cat-People reference.
Slashdotted?
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
Veiled horrible-remake-of-Cat-People reference.
Weird, that Bowie song was the first thing I thought of when I read that too.
You jest, but I think that a fetish porn video is the Taint’s best option right now.
A porn with a birther-based story would be hilarious! I would totally download it for free!
Weird, that Bowie song was the first thing I thought of
It was either that or Big Black’s Kerosene.
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
Wait until the Trike Farce finds out the post office they’re using to carry out all their “operations” is tewtally socialist.
Or do they insist on the more expensive corporate couriers?
Well, let’s get right to the roots of the matter:
DJ Toby.
Why was the site down so long, by the way? Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
@Actor212 — Ah. Well, there you go. For me it’s just walking distance, anyway.
PS: It’s Gabriel, not Gabrielle.
If they melt her down, she shall become more powerful than they could possibly imagine.
A porn with a birther-based story would be hilarious!
There’s a title in there involving a large African penis and a white Kansas farm girl…
PS: It’s Gabriel, not Gabrielle.
Damn. Sorry. There’s been so much testosterone here today, that I’m reaching out for estrogen hits.
Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
So that’s why it’s been down more often than Larry Craig in a men’s room!
Also, once again Erick is funny…but not for the reasons he thinks. (h/t Cole)
He just wants her to make some fresh, homemade ice cream, dammit! No reason to mock.
Laughed.
My.
Ass.
Off.
I posted this at balloon juice. I went through the thread and picked out the twenty I thought were the best. I probably missed a few good ones.
Do our overlords at Sadly No! headquarters have the ability to set up a poll where everyone can vote like they do at Kos?
TOP TWENTY RAP NAMES FOR MICHAEL STEELE
Token Loc *
King Ad-Hoc *
Kanye Deep South Only *
No Method Man *
Galt ‘n Peppa.
The Vainglorious P.I.G.
Mos Tone Def
Iced Tea Suh
Filibusta Rhymes
Notorious B.I.G.W.A.N.K.E.R. *
Ice T-Bag
Vanilla Ice (heh)
Ol’ Dirty Golfing Partner
Run Dumb M. Steele *
Chucka Conjob *
TuPAC
Flat Tax Slim
Birfer Rhymes
K-StreetRS-One
MC G.O.P. Pants
In the interest of full disclosure and admission of judge’s bias, the ones with the (*) are mine. In my opinion, the top three are:
“Mos Tone Def”, “Iced Tea Suh”, and my own “Token Loc”
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
I will not comment on my familiarity or lack of familiarity with large African penise(s), however.
Michele, is that you?
Stanley Anne Dunham, is that you?
(Ignore previous post, Gin?)
“Galt ‘n Peppa” made me laugh until I choked. That’s a work of genius.
It’s not hip-hop (hey, I’m old) but:
The Othership Connection.
Eh, mebbe not so much.
Aren’t your forgetting something, Alan?
First Single by Mos Tone Def : Straight Outta the Hamptons.
actor212 said,
Keep Fucking that Constitution
SupaFAIL
http://www.scribd.com/doc/20996403/Gov-uscourts-gamd-77605-28-0
Oily Taint gets another smack-down from Judge Land. 20 G’s and chump change.
(Long but good, read the whole thing.)
Change the fuckin’ screen name asshole! Again, Gin?
Also, “Galt ‘n Peppa'” is top 4 also.
Black Steele in the Hour of Payoffs
Tell me you can’t hear Michael Steele using this:
I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin’ a damn – I said never
Gazizza, dilznoofuses, this is Michael Steele saying, get with the crazappy taste of the GOP! The GOP’s got the upstate prison flavor that keeps you ugly all night long.
So when you wanna get sick, remember: Nothing makes your feet stank like the GOP. Daaamn, it’s crazappy!
I very much like the phantom Eric Holder.
aw, man. they changed the blog name to “change the game.”
also read the accomplishments page. it should enrage you. they are depending on people being completely ignorant of history.
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
Good! Our first audition!
The casting couch is over there.
I would like to note that I am a girl. A white Kansas farmgirl, in fact.
Today’s obscure movie reference: “Is Kansas corny?”
Steele’s rap name is totally Robert Van Winkle.
Ooh! Ralph Bakshi quotes!
Numbnuts Without Aptitude
Yep – I got nothin’.
Did y’all accidentally post the admin info?
Eclipses the funny-power of “What Up?” the way a supernova eclipses a Lite-Brite … keep fucking that chicken, indeed.
C’mon gocart – Token Loc is great, but Rhythm Method Man beats No Method Man hands down …
PS
Analog Overground
Wuz dat really MSteele gone all out “White Chicks” for his new site?
Disposable Zero of Hypocrisy
they changed the blog name to “change the game.”
Should be: Change the Name.
Change the Game reflects GOP values.
You are so shitting me here – this MUST be a parody site…
Business Markie
Jesus, how’d that last?
Homeschoolly D
Professor Whiff
As self appointed chronicler of MC Steele’s putative rap names . . . we have the following additions. Now with comments!
Robert Van Winkle. (funny, Vanilla Ice’s real name. Some rapper should call
himself MC Michael Steele.)
Business Markie (That’s good, I’m surprised I didn’t think of it.)
Disposable Zero of Hypocrisy (Does anyone other than kiki and me
remember “The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy”?
I saw them live at Toad’s Place in New Haven in the
early nineties. They opened for Billy Bragg.)
Analog Overground (I like)
Rhythm Method Man (better than the obvious “No Method Man”? Surely
you jest. You forget that the judge is biased. Get
Oirley Taits on the case. Actually, I didn’t get it at first.
It’s an anti-contraception reference and yes, it is
funnier.)
One nation under television.
The Adventures of Klanmaster Cash on the Wheels of Steele
heh
heher
hehest
found the editor mr steele uses:
http://boberi.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/werd/
… this one in particular –
http://www.newyorker.com/talk/comment/2009/10/19/091019taco_talk_hertzberg
“They don’t award it [the Nobel peace prize] as a form of gentle encouragement, like a parent calling “Good job!” to a toddler who’s made it to the top rung of the monkey bars.”
What????!!!!!!???
Barack Obama = black man
Monkeys = compared to black men throughout the centuries
HENRICK HETZBERG IS RACIST!!!!!!
MC Uncle Tawm
Fail. Comparison was to a toddler: insulting enough if you accept this particular instance of mindreading.
Barack Obama = black man
Monkeys = compared to black men throughout the centuries
HENRICK HETZBERG IS RACIST!!!!!!
Poooooooooooooooooor RB. Had his ass handed to him two days ago, and is still trying to fumble about for some justification for his ridiculation….
Sorry, Cholly…”monkey bars” are not racist because they don’t have monkeys on them.
Pictures of coons, on the other hand, when referencing a black man?
Racist.
Now…here’s a Ritz, cracker.