is John being lazy?

oh, i see.

Eeeeugghghg. Maybe that intelligent design stuff is not so bad after all.

Gavin, do we even want to know why you were looking up stuff on these guys?

More glennocide:
http://instapundit.com/archives/029693.php

(Sorry I dunno how to bold the glennocidal sentence.)
ANOTHER UP

Asked if he was happy to hear her sobbing, he said, “Make my day.”

He noted many relatives of victims wept on the witness stand, then walked past him in the courtroom and looked his way without crying. “I find it disgusting that people come here to share their grief over the death of some other person,” he said.

“I’m glad there was pain, and I wish there will be more pain,” Moussaoui said. . . .

In a lengthy explanation of why he hates Americans, Moussaoui said Islam requires Muslims to be the world’s superpower as he flipped through a copy of the Quran searching for verses to support his assertion. He said one verse requires Muslims “to fight against all who believe not in Allah.”

“We have an obligation to be the superpower. You have to be subdued,” Moussaoui said. “America is a superpower and you want to eradicate Islam.”

Well, not before, but he may put the idea in a few folks’ heads. At any rate, this war isn’t about cultural insensitivity or intolerance, or imperialism. At least, not on our part. (Via Althouse).

Does Jacoby actually live in Boston?

I’ll bet he’d be alot happier if he shaved off that beard.

That’s funny. But, come on, the missing link is between man and man.

So how is Moussaoui any different than Bush?

Neither has any remorse for causing the deaths of thousands of people.

Oh, yeah – there IS a difference. Moussaoui was put on trial for what HE did.

When’s Bush’s turn?

At any rate, this war isn’t about cultural insensitivity or intolerance, or imperialism. At least, not on our part.

So what is it about “on our part,” Glenno?

C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.

Are you sure you chose the right image? I’m thinking this one.

Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.

Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:

WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.

Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.

(btw, bold)

Fark. The last part of that worked on preview.

Anyway, for Jeff, type less than – b – greater than before the bold text, and less than – /b – greater than after the bold text.

That is teh funniest ever, Gavin. I am extremely glad I didn’t go back for a refill of my beverage before reading this one.

And, please, no disrespect intended, but it’s barely all I can do, I’m laughing so hard:

is John being lazy?

Posted by: mdhatter | April 14, 2006 02:22 AM

Sadly, No!

Here in the dark
Watching the screen
Look at them fall
The final scene

Photoshopping to Freur … replacing baseball as the national pastime.

Lost in the dizzying genius that produced the nickname “Doughy Pantload” for Jonah Goldberg was the fact that, in the very same post, I first christened Jeff Jacoby “Unfrozen Caveman Columnist.”

I can’t believe I used up all my ideas in one post! Idiot!

I must caution the readers of this esteemed blog that so-called “missing links” are, more often than not, fossilized evolutionary dead ends.

I still find myself disgusted that wingnuts have an award after a man who wouldn’t spit on them if they were on fire.

So much more evil than the Clare Booth Luce awards for Nazi Biotches.

As Dr. Paul Blumenthal, professor of obstetrics and gynecology at Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore, puts it, “That’s a risk men are willing to take to have erections.”

Yeah, where the hell do they get off naming their award after a guy who, were he alive today, would be demanding violent overthrow of our fascist dictatorship?

Paine was a radical and an atheist. He’d likely have been declared an enemy combatant and tossed in Gitmo.

But does this explain dwarfs+elves?

Now there are two more missing links. One on either side of Jeff.

So now we know someone’s linking up with Lucy Goldberg. Let’s just watch him try to claim he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman.

All hail the creator of “doughy pantload.” You, sir, belong to the ages.

Gavin, do we even want to know why you were looking up stuff on these guys?

Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?

C’mon, man, Photoshop? Everyone knows the internets run on the GIMP. Only Jacobites (Jacobies? Jacobins?) are still using that mud brick Limbaugh of a program.

GIMP is the hipper program, sure, but it’s consistently a year or two behind P-shop, and the interface is a major problem.

I want to like GIMP, really I do.

This is so fucking hilarious. Oh my god…

I have cataracts. Help me.

Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak

It’s time never for homo nups global!

Doot Doot by Freur?

WOW, love the obscure stuff, it’s a great sex song.

Atrios snarked about this post–fix him next!

I used to work with this guy, and suprise, suprise he is complete asshole.

Because medical research, okay, because what if you had that song stuck in your head some day, and you walked around going doot-doot! for like nine hours?

That sounds about like how I spent November 3, 2004.

Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.

How is it that poor grammar correlates so neatly with defending Bush, time and time again?

(You don’t really need to answer that.)

is John being lazy?

Posted by: mdhatter

No md, he’s just tired from hanging out with Katherine Harris all night.

How is it that poor grammar correlates so neatly with defending Bush, time and time again?

CUZ,,,,GRAMMERS FOR ELEET LIBERALL WOMBBABY KILLR TRAITORS,,,,AND THEIR PERFESSERS,,,,,,THEIR TEH BIGEST MORANS ON TEH INTERWEBS!!1!11!1 THATS WHY,,,,,,,,,MORAN!1!!1! GO W!111!!11

That would be a fabulous Cobag Awards category: “And now up for the anti-prestigious ‘BIGEST MORAN ON TEH INTERWEBS!!1!1!’ Award goes to….”

GIMP has a huge advantage over P-shop: It’s like 10000000000% cheaper. As in free.

Almost entirely incomprehensible to a complete novice like me, but hey, free dummy.

Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.

Annie, I happen to know that Terry C has mad game. Sure, he doesn’t like to bang or dribble to his left, but his sweet stroke from beyond the arc more than makes up for it.

There’s also a free online book to help bridge the comprehensibility gap.

Man, this Jacoby guy is such a douche. I hope he doesn’t actually live here and is kind of Jay Severin psuedo townie. I’d hate to see him on the street and accidently make poopy on him.

a “Jay Severin pseudo townie” even.

I just realized that I assumed Terry C is male. How androcentric of me! How gauche!

Winamp rocks.

Matt Weiner quotes above:Glenn also seems to be a bit soft on assassinating TV executives, from the beginning of that post:”WE CAN’T DISRESPECT RELIGION, CAN WE? Not the ones that might behead TV executives, anyway. But won’t there be more of those with this attitude? I guess this is a test case on whether people respond to incentives, or have overriding moral principles.”

Glenn might say he’s not actually advocating the killing of TV execs, just making some sort of indecipherable joke. But, call the press traitors often enough and people begin to doubt your good faith on that issue.Yeah, especially since one of the Sept. 11 victims was a TV executive, David Angell, exec producer of Frasier, who, with his wife, Lynn, was on board American flight 11. Glenn must have been two minds about that one, or even two, since obviously the wife was tainted by association. If Glenn protests, perhaps Ann Coulter will step in and strike the Angells from the list of Sept. 11 heroes and put them in the “traitor” column. Because, presumably, the Angells were Hollywood liberals and, had they somehow survived the crash, would have joined their liberal pals in sympathizing with the terrorists. . . . Right?

Comparing Bush to Moussaoui weak and shows you have no game.

Let’s see.

Mossaoui kills innocent civilians in a country that was, at the very most, only a marginal threat to him or his people.

George Bush kills innocent civilians in a country that was, at the very most, only a marginal threat to him or his people.

Now, Mossaoui intended to kill innocents, while for George it’s just part of making an omelet, but the justifications of the two men are identical.

Excepting, of course, Mossaoui wasn’t rolling the dice on the hope of long term cheap oil.

As the wheels continue to come off, sooner or later some unstable invidividual is going to whack somebody based on the advice of Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Goldstein, Mr. Limbaugh, et al.

So then they go up for accessory to murder, right?

Can “friends of the court” donate money to hire a hotshot laywer *for the prosecution* in a criminal case?

I expect not, but nonetheless I’ve got my check ready to fill out should that opportunity arise.

It never occurred to me that someone actually orginated “doughy pantload”. When I think of a time when that name was not known, that seems a dark dark time indeed.

I am SO glad to find that when people post screenshots, I’m not the only one who carefully examines them to see what they’re running and reading. God, I thought I was SICK. I’m gonna call right now and fire my therapist.

But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??

mikey

But Gavin, I do have one question. Why on earth don’t you “autohide” the task bar??

I just never liked that feature, with the taskbar always bouncing up and down. It’s like power windows in a car. Some people like ’em, others like to turn the crank.

“So how is Moussaoui any different than Bush?”

Bush actually caused the deaths of thousands of people. Moussaoui is a delusional loon who *wishes* he had, but was actually cut out of the loop by al-Qaeda because he was too unreliable.