Sailor Moon
Posted on April 12th, 2006 by Gavin M.
Sun-Myung Moon — everybody knows one,
Sun-Myung Moon — it’s best to presuppose one.
Me and you,
Are subject to,
This foo’ now and then.
‘Cause when you make Forellenmousse, aha!
There ain’t no doubt, my friend,
He’s in your trout, my friend.
Oh my, that second picture. He could only look dopier if he were wearing a fruity Carmen Miranda hat.
So, that’s what a living God looks like? A doofus?
Gah! The post title put a bad image in my mind – Sun Myung Moon in Sailor Moon getup shouting “MOONIE WINGNUT MIND-WARP ACTIVATION!”
Ooh! New contest: Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty…
Okay, I’ll start:
“Sun-Myung Moon is so nutty, he’s christened his newest private jet the ‘Jessica Dubroff'”.
Meh, never mind. The rain is draining my brain.
“Sun-Myung Moon is so nutty, I have to make sure my EpiPen is easily accessible.”
…’cause, ya see, I’m allergic to nuts and…
Feh. It’s raining here too.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty he was sued by Poppycock for violating their trademark.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, a Myung-Moon Take5 is currently in development.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty he has to send a royalty check to Planters everytime he looks in the mirror.
totally raining here too, btw
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, Hitler and Stalin eat him for breakfast.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, the smell of him drives frail kindergardners into anaphylaxis.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, he make a Brahma Bull jealous.
MOON PAWAA MAAAAKE UP!
I think tig’s in the early lead…
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, squirrels shit themselves at the sound of his name.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, he’s been mistaken for a scrotum.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, he’s considered a highly desirable collectible by coprologists.
When did S,N! turn into the Match Game? And which one of us (not it!) is Charles Nelson Reilly?
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, Jimmy Carter’s harvests can’t compare.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, he’s replacing ‘shrooms on the Food Network.
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, kung pao is redundant.
OK, all together now, on three:
1, 2… MEH!
Sun Myung-Moon is so nutty, his real name is Nutty McNuttenstein.
Beyond “meh”: Bah!
Sun-Myung Moon is so nutty, he never feels like a Mounds bar.
Sailor Moon is my favorite anime movie! I really love it! Specially i like Setsuna Meioh!