An Unexamined Life
Posted on October 3rd, 2009 by Tintin
ABOVE: Jacques-Louis David, La Mort de Hanson, huile
sur toile, 1787
Shorter Victor Davius Gaius Valens Hostilianus Messius Quintus Hanson,* Pessimus Angulus Americae Occulto Per Fimus™:
A PR Nightmare for the Obamas
- If, whilst in København, Obama were to have delivered an encomium to American exceptionalism, the Ολυμπιακοί Αγώνες, that quadrennial ritual instituted by Herakles (Ηρακλη̃ς) in 776 B.C., would be in Chicago in 2016 A.D.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
*Victor Davius Gaius Valens Hostilianus Messius Quintus Hanson was a Roman farmer who lived during the 1st Century BC and about whom Catullus, his contemporary, is thought to have written the legendary couplet: “Culus tibi purior salillo est/nec toto decies cacas in anno.”
Culus tibi purior salillo est/nec toto decies cacas in anno
Which would explain why he is so wondrously full of shit.
Very appropriate, seeing that the Olympics were awarded to a Latin country.
Could have been worse. At least “A PR Nightmare for the Obamas” wasn’t a reference to Sonia Sotomayor.
Wasn’t Victor Davius Gaius Valens Hostilianus Messius Quintus Hanson memorialized for having beaten his plowshare into a buttplug?
Right, and if the IOC had picked Chicago, Victor Davis Offer Not Good In Sectors R Or M Hanson would be droning on about how it was proof that Obama was a Yerpeen Socialist who was trying to bankrupt the country with an expensive boondoggle designed to benefit his adopted not-Kenyan hometown.
Sorry, guys, even the press is starting to catch up with your shtick– Teh Prez could personally save Sarah Palin from a burning building and every single one of you pathetic, still-butthurt motherfuckers would either ignore it, or gin up some bullshit about how he grabbed her ass on the way down the ladder.
Right, kingubu. It takes little or no imagination to come up with what the wingers would be saying if Chicago had been selected. Also, the wingers would have been after Obama if he had not boosted Chicago. Obama is bad, and they just figure out why as they go. Also!
At least Hanson doesn’t have consensual sex with women like that evil David Letterman.
At least Hanson doesn’t have consensual sex with women like that evil David Letterman.
The man prefers his catamites, after all… THIS IS SPARTA!!
Bush Throw Exceeds Expectations; Obama Unable to Swim.
Also, my high school Latin teacher died yesterday. He was old enough to be a native speaker and I never saw him outside class without a cigarette, but I guess I had always assumed he’d outlive everyone else.
Also, my high school Latin teacher died yesterday.
The only appropriate thing to say is “requiescat in pace”.
It did not seem consistent that a politician who had reached out to the Castros, Chávez, Morales, and Ortega, in parochial fashion, would lobby for his own hometown over a “yes, we can” Latin American initiative, especially one involving an exciting city such as Rio.
A few questions:
1) How do you “reach out” to someone “in parochial fashion”? Is that different from reaching out to them in, say, archdiocesian fashion?
2) In Victor Davius Gaius etc.’s world, does refusing to vilify, boycott or attempt to topple a world leader equate to “reaching out”?
3) How could the President of the United States inviting the Olympics to his hometown possibly be “inconsistent”?
4) What is this guy on?
Alternashorter: My fantasy version of Barack Obama is gay for Latin American heads of state, so he should quit bitching.
Alternashorter: My fantasy version of Barack Obama is gay for Latin American heads of state, so he should quit bitching
Addendum: And I am jealous of his attraction to those muy macho hombres. Why can’t he join me in my paides/hebontes fantasy as we celebrate the Olympic year by glorifying the manly warrior heritage of Sparta?
Ya know, if Barack Hussein Obama II had not been elected teh 44th President of the the United States of America AND Commander-in-Chief of it’s Army, Navy, Air Force, & Marine aresenal, he would; in fact, still be the Senator of the State of Illinois.
Ya know, Chicago?
Twice the Fail!!, Vicky.
Oh I forgot to mention,
MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE FREE WORLD!
heh
Slow Down! You’re posting too fast!!
No, FYS,N!!
Sator Arepo tenet opera rotas.
Look where the Obamas went after Copenhagen. I’m so disappointed.
Is Dan Riehl a Child Predator?
Yes. Why?
The Oly bid was initiated in 2007 under the auspices of the dubious W, so the perceived “defeat” of said bid should be attributed to W, if anyone.
That anyone is even bothering to really notice this is a waste of time, beyond opportunities to snark, point & laugh at blowhards & dunderheads, etc. Also.
Just another excuse for the right to display their true unpatriotic, let the country rot in hell colors. Yawn. What else is new?
Also, the wingers would have been after Obama if he had not boosted Chicago.
Any dingbat can write all three versions of the response, one for each possibility; it takes that extra Hanson touch to mix up the pages and include the fine phrases from the counterfactual non-boosting response, about Obama loving South America more than his home city.
Any dingbat can write all three versions of the response, one for each possibility
You know what someone needs to do? Leak an inaccurate account of some news event involving Obama, wait for wingnut denunciation, then release the actual news, and watch them whirl about at 5000 RPM trying to change their denunciation.
That statement is no longer operative.
Man, when did it get so highbrow over here?
Its like you’re speaking Greek or something…maybe Hungarian.
Just another excuse for the right to display their true unpatriotic, let the country rot in hell colors. Yawn. What else is new?
Yes and no. Yes it is totally unsurprising.
No, because this is a new chance (and a pretty shiny one…..oooo shiny!) for the corporate media to pretend that the loony right isn’t totally insane.
And for the rest of us to call them on it (the corporate media, that is).
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Teh Prez could personally save Sarah Palin from a burning building and every single one of you pathetic, still-butthurt motherfuckers would either ignore it, or gin up some bullshit about how he grabbed her ass on the way down the ladder.
In all fairness, Palin herself would be the first one to make that charge and complain that her indoor marshmallow roast was rudely interrupted. Also. Too.
Not to mention his stalagmites.
Didn’t Victor Davius Gaius Valens Hostilianus Messius Quintus Hanson write a column a few months ago about how a President Palin would have been more vilified by the press for the same actions taken by President Obama; conveniently omitting who was on top of the 2008 GOP ticket?
“Teh Prez could personally save Sarah Palin from a burning building and every single one of you pathetic, still-butthurt motherfuckers would either ignore it, or gin up some bullshit about how he grabbed her ass on the way down the ladder.”
Hell, he set the fire to make himself look good whilst saving her, plus he gets to cop a feel of a lilly white former beauty queen! Win plus win!
Sanctus Nautus Volucum ! subsisto Davius Gaius ex imbibo konium
Oh, you liberals are sooooo upset that Obama FAILED AGIN well we are overjoyed! America wins this way, because The One who thinks hes Jesus and all the Liberals do to, has shown that we cannot win world favor by kowtowing to the corupt IOC!
Obvious troll is obvious.
BURP!
Marketing!
What’s Latin for PENIS?
Damn, Pork Rinds. That shit is nasty. Brush your teeth once a year or something, huh?
Man, when did it get so highbrow over here?
Mentula velata reference?
The Photoshop was hysterical…made my day!
Velveeta® reference?
In all fairness, Palin herself would be the first one to make that charge
Ehhh, go rogue yerself!
Obvious troll is obvious.
And incoherent.
The failed Olympics bid by Messiah Obama is somehow proof of the awesome powers of Alinsky-Ayersism.
Latin for PENIS: MENTULA or VERPA. Also see Priapus, Roman equivalent Mutinus Mutunus.
The failed Olympics bid by Messiah Obama is somehow proof of the awesome powers of Alinsky-Ayersism.
For the moment, Obama is the Black Jimmy Carter. When he succeeds again, he’ll turn back into the Marxist, Fascist, Muslim, Communist/Socialist Black Nationalist Anti-Christ.
OT but Tintin, somebody, what up with
this???
“How do you “reach out” to someone “in parochial fashion”?”
I believe that should be “reach around”. Definitely the height of parochial fashion in the Victor Davius Gaius Valens Hostilianus Messius Quintus Hanson all boy parochial school for wayward boys with large liquid boy eyes and purty boy mouths. also.
http://isdanriehlachildpredator.blogspot.com/
Is Dan Riehl a Child Predator?
One has to wonder…
After the “Conservative” commenter wrote this article many began to question Dan Riehl’s own Sexual preferences. As Dan Riehl has, I too have done a “fair amount of crime blogging” and could not agree more with his adage, “One doesn’t rule anything in or out without some firm answers.”
As I learned from other prominent Crime bloggers like Dan Riehl, it’s best to go right to the source.
So I called his Mother. In answer to the question, Is your son Dan Riehl a Child Predator? she said, ““I have my own ideas, but I can’t say them out loud. Not at this point,” she said. “Right now, what I’m doing, I’m just waiting on the FBI to come to some conclusion.”
Why the secrecy? She doesn’t have anything to fear from Dan Riehl’s associations. She didn’t say she was advised not to speculate. Add to that the fact the authorities are keeping all facts of the case from the public, one wouldn’t be surprised that more surprising revelations concerning Dan Riehl’s Sexual deviations are to be revealed.
Is Dan Riehl even married? And if he is, one can further ask the question, “has Dan Riehl lead a seemingly Hetrosexual life so as to hide a suspected desire for Sex with children? So many child predators have done so.
The real question is why has Dan Riehl not answered these accusations?
As for anyone who gets upset about the speculation that Dan Riehl is a Child Predator, one should take the advice of one Dan Riehl himself, who in response to a commenters objection to Dan Riehl’s post said, “There’s nothing wrong with speculating brain drain, don’t get your panties in a twist.”
As the investigation into whether Dan Riehl is a Child Predator continues, you can be sure that this blog will keep you Dear Reader informed.
Peter Wehner sees the Copenhagen vote as a watershed in the rise and rapid fall of Barack Hussein Obama. Peter Wehner worked for President George W. Bush, whose administration has been completely forgotten by IOC members and everyone else in this wide world.
“what up with this???”
Insane fuckwits are still insane.
I’m confused, Tintin. You get the transliteration of archaic Greek to modern English right, no c’s, people, K, but you called Symposium an ode to man-boy love, which was offensively ignorant. Make up your mind.
but you called Symposium an ode to man-boy love, which was offensively ignorant
The last symposium I was at was an ode to the 2008 NYC Building Code. Offensive doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Is Hanson still trying to sell those rabbit turds as raisins? The FDA wants to know.
4) What is this guy on?
A small stele, though the inscription is unreadable as the sun can’t illuminate it.
If only all these assholes would drink the hemlock.
We get nothing but promises…
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Obvious troll is obvious.
Should no longer be amazed at babbling incoherence, but there it is: face to palm yet again.
Meanwhile, Dan Riehl thinks he’s found the ironclad proof that Bill Sparkman was a pedophile: at one point in his life, he had curly hair. QED, liberal bitches!
His next act: proving that liberals killed Bill Sparkman, because purple monkey dishwasher.
Wait!! I have curly hair…! aaargh!!
(and I’m at a point in my life – QED)
I have seen reputable websites run by crimebloggers that allege with authority that Dan Riehl rapes, strangles and beheads little boys. To date, Dan has not denied these claims or addressed them in any fashion. Draw your own conclusions.
Also. Did Dan once have curly hair? Does he straighten it now? These are important questions that need to be answered.
PALIN/BACHMANN 2012 — eat it, libs!
A small stele, though the inscription is unreadable as the sun can’t illuminate it.
I think I can make out … A…C…O…R…something.
All you liberals said Bush was Hitler for years, how does it feel to have it back in YOUR FACE? espcially since with Obama he really IS well Bush was a patriot supporting USA
Commentator “FeFe” on Riehl’s delusional world is concerned. He just learned what his nickname means.
FeFe is the Jew of Liberal Fascism.
I hope that all the left are defunded and that only patrios and god-fearing organizations get my tax dollars!
Oh, and making fun of teabaggers???? We’re the REAL AMERICA, and we wikll triumph for all time!
Hey liberals, stop trying to steal my money and spend it on poor black people just because its PC to!
Victor’s byline takes about a day to get through now.
Dijon mustard whitey lapel pin Hawaii exotic grandmother thrown under the bus! Child prostitution city comptroller peace sign T-shirt orange juice that one!! Ayers Ayers Ayers Ayres Ayres AYRES!!!
Man, when did it get so highbrow over here?
We’re smart!
I thought a fi-fi was a small fluffy dog?
Also.
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Hey, conservatives, stop stealing my money and giving it to Goldman Sachs, Halliburton, and Blackwater just because you’re so deluded you think they’re going to let a few crumbs fall off the table that they’ll let you have if you abase yourself enough.
Hmmm, think I’ll go home to eat me some meatball pies. yum. meatballs!
Worst parody troll EVAR!!!!
I thought a fi-fi was a small fluffy dog?
It is, though that particular sort is hard to roll up and the claws are problematic. Also, they squirm when you wash them out after use. Also.
Hey, Apple-Eating mom – So are you telling me you don’t think much of the guy that said this?:
“They say that the Olympics will come to Chicago if we’re fortunate enough to be selected, but really it’s coming to America, and I can’t think of a better city to represent the United States than Chicago.
This country supports your bid, strongly. And our hope is that the judges will take a good look at Chicago and select Chicago for the 2016 Olympics. This is a well thought out venue. There will be — the athletes will be taken care of. People who will be coming from around the world will find this good city has got fantastic accommodations, great restaurants. It will be safe.
And so I — this country supports your bid, strongly. And our hope is that the judges will take a good look at Chicago and select Chicago for the 2016 Olympics. “
PALIN/BACHMANN 2012 — eat it, libs!
Oh please, please, please! Make it happen lord, please! I have not had that much to laugh at in decades.
Stop the presses!!
*breathe deep, gain composure*
This American classic is being made into a movie!
OMG!
Best legal brief ever. A snippet.
http://reporter.blogs.com/files/2009-09-28-eiland-hall-response-brief.pdf
We are not here because the domain name could cause confusion. We
do not have a declaration from the president of the international
association of imbeciles that his members are blankly staring at the
Respondent’s website wondering “where did all the race baiting content
go?” We are here because Mr. Beck wants Respondent’s website shut
down. He wants it shut down because Respondent’s website makes a
poignant and accurate satirical critique of Mr. Beck by parodying Beck’s
very rhetorical style. Beck’s skin is too thin to take the criticism, so he
wants the site down. Beck is represented by a learned and respected
legal team. Accordingly, it is beyond doubt that his counsel advised him
that under the First Amendment to the United States’ Constitution, no
action in a U.S. Court would be successful. See, e.g., Hustler Magazine,
Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988). Accordingly, Beck is attempting to use
this transnational body to circumvent and subvert the Respondent’s
constitutional rights.
In other news, Dan Riehl is still an asshole.
I Don’t Get No Respect
Geez. The Pandagon blog is none too happy over our little Tweet meet. All I did was ask why the Left suddenly seems to want to ignore the Bill Sparkman case given there being the possibility that he was gay. Key word possibility, but this AP report is a little strange.
I pointed out that, if indeed he was gay, which we don’t know, this may have been a hate crime. But I guess the thought of a gay man who also liked to be around children a good part of the time is too frightening an idea for them to entertain. Sounds like they have a little homophobia worked into the usual heterophobia that goes on over there.
Or, maybe liberals just don’t like anyone who stands on their own.
I always do my best to get along with everyone, but that’s what sets conservatives apart. If the Left can’t put you into a pre-defined viktum’s group, they just don’t have much use for you at all. Shame.
Or, maybe liberals just don’t like anyone who stands on their own.
WTF is he talking about?
So, now liberals hate both gay people and straight people?
I always do my best to get along with everyone, but that’s what sets conservatives apart.
Worst restatement of the Bush Doctrine EVAR!
That asshole just keeps
fucking that chickendigging that hole deeper. One would think he’d back off a little, but he must be increasing his hits.What a cobag!
STERCUS
Stercus maximus!
the thing about putative right-wing intellectuals or academics, and this goes back back to when Scalia taught at the law school here in my home town, is that when they show even a modicum of intelligence, their intellects become hugely overrated.
Peter Wehner:
Peter Wehner stands on his own.
Wiener schnitzel : lovely veal scallopine pounded thin; egg wash, season (ha! my secret ingredient: savory!), dredged in cred bums. Sauteed for a lovely crisp crust. Lemon drizzle.
Red cabbage, sliced, tossed with a dash of red wine, ein bischen sugar, salz und pfeffer, a pinch of caraway seeds. Toss in a diced apple. Cover and cook over medium low until tender.
Spaetzle. Tossed in butter and showered with parm regg. Garniert with chopped parsley.
A (cheap!) Willammette Valley dry riesling.
Any questions? (Other than how to properly lube the dog)
Edit: sauteed in clarified butter.
Anybody in the LA area want a real nice Golden Lab, about 1.5 years old?
Oh, geez, g, that didn’t work out well?
(ha! my secret ingredient: savory!)
I’ve been into savory for quite some time- got a couple of Bulgarian spice blends at home (I’m at my cushy, except when it’s not, job now), one of which includes coriander (CILANTRO!), cumin, and savory, another which includes fenugreek, another herb underappreciated in the US.
When I dig the jars out, I’ll post the ingredients on your food blog. *hint hint*
USA Apple Pie Mom should learn to spell and find out what a comma fault is. Convincing people you’re right about world events and politics is kind of tough when every word you write shows how ignorant and lazy you are.
Back on topic, why is that guy grabbing Victor David Handjob’s thigh in your photo of him Tintin? I guess I should have figured he was gay after his praise of the movie “300.”
Oh, geez, g, that didn’t work out well?
We went to visit him, and he was just too big and young and rambunctious for us. A sweetie, though – not bad,just high energy. He needs someone who can spend some time with him doing obedience training. I’ve done that before, but this guy was so big he pulled me off my feet. He outweighs me. He’s still staying with our friend, and I told him I’d help him find a home.
We’re looking at some malamutes in the animal shelters tomorrow.
More from the best legal brief ever.
http://reporter.blogs.com/files/2009-09-28-eiland-hall-response-brief.pdf
“Quite simply, Beck’s shtick is simply a cheap imitation of Gilbert Gottfried,
sans the humor.”
“The Panel cannot evaluate this case unless it understands the underlying internet meme. The website is the name of an internet meme that came into existence just prior to the Respondent’s registration of the domain.
The term Internet meme is a phrase used to describe a catchphrase or concept that spreads quickly from person to person via the Internet, much like an esoteric inside joke.”2 See Internet For Beginners (Annex B)”
“From “Mr. Spock Ate My Balls,” (defunct) to ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US . . . , internet memes are as old as the internet itself, and almost as ubiquitous as actual cybersquatters. Similarly, nobody really thinks that “Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten,” which was an internet meme that originated on the same website that spawned the Glenn Beck meme, Fark.com. See Wikipedia
“Every time you masturbate … God kills a kitten” (Annex D). Memes are not supposed to be statements of fact, and audiences understand this.”
The lawyer had a lot of fun writing this. i particularly like the fact that he had to give proper citation to the phrase “Every time you masturbate… God kills a kitten.”
Proposed caption: B^4’s first encounter with Latvian Balsam Liqueur.
Oh, good, afraid you’d taken advice & gone ahead w/ him. Just being nice here, then, & helping in the process.
Anyway, you just moved one teen out, you don’t need another around the house.
Damn you SC! Please, please, please, don’t remind me of that worst moment in my life – when I drank some of that shit. As I mentioned just the other day, washing one’s mouth out with Jagermeister is a relief, post balsam.
your food blog. *hint hint*
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really should, been meaning to, und so weiter. Just never seem to get around tuit, jaknow?
Proposed caption: B^4’s first encounter with Latvian Balsam Liqueur.
I am much balder than he! I also have a cousin who married into a Latvian-American family. I think almost every Latvian on the North American continent was present. Drunk as I was, I neither doffed togs nor donned toga (alas!). My cousin got a couple of kegs of Adirondack mountain microbrews, so I was able to wash the flavor of the “house liqueur” away.
Best Latvian Tourism Blog EVAR
On an additional liquor note, I have some staghorn sumac berries macerating in vodka as an experiment in mixology.
PS – The Ho and I have been speed dating at the SPCA. *sigh* How can one say no to a puppy?
I’m in yur city, hatin’ yur d00d!
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How remiss of me:
Wiener schnitzel
Veiled PENIS reference?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really should, been meaning to, und so weiter. Just never seem to get around tuit, jaknow?
You know, you could also start a blog called Intentional Dong.
OT but, yeah, whatever… KagroX from the Great Orange Satan has started a gag Twitter account for Adolf Twitler, devoted entirely to the “You know who else did X? HITLER!” shtick. Pretty funny.
(note: someone you may know from around here contributed the Hitleresque Mad Men avatar)
Wiener schnitzel
Veiled PENIS reference?
I can handle the “dipping in egg-white” part of playing veil-the-schnitzel, but the covering-in-breadcrumbs part is not such a turn-on, and the idea of “beating it flat with a milk-bottle as foreplay” is JUST SICK.
the idea of “beating it flat with a milk-bottle as foreplay” is JUST SICK.
You pays your money, you takes your choice.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said,
I’m in yur city, hatin’ yur d00d!
If she wasn’t born yesterday than it must have been Thursday evening at the latest. She’s dumber than a bag of rocks.
the idea of “beating it flat with a milk-bottle as foreplay” is JUST SICK.
The safe word is lactose.
The safe word is lactose.
I had a severe case of frostbitten feet and now I lactose.
Poor she-troll: the Candidiasis oozing from her hoo-hoo just doesn’t have that special Cheetos-and-taint bouquet that so many here crave.
I must say, all this conjecture of Dan Riehl’s pederast tendencies sure is convincing.
FeFe is the Sock of Prisoner Fapism.
I enjoy this guy’s craziness.
Poor she-troll: the Candidiasis oozing from her hoo-hoo just doesn’t have that special Cheetos-and-taint bouquet that so many here crave.
I find your demeaning treatment of oral sex between consenting partners quite heterotypical and patriarchal. I insist you cease.
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
I enjoy this guy’s craziness.
This stood out.
We are going to defend all patriotic Americans against slander and libel, in and out of court with both our presence and our pocketbooks.
I am awaiting his denunciation of Dan Riehl.
We are going to defend all patriotic Americans […] with both our presence and our pocketbooks.
Does this remind anyone else of the old Laugh-In sketches with Ruth Buzzi and Arte Johnson on a park pench?
Or even a park bench.
I like his vision of conservative diversity.
“We have been decent to a fault, we have been patient and giving to the extreme and apparently, that is not enough? We have turned the other cheek over and over and over again and-enough is enough! Far too many have mistaken our kindness for weakness and have wrongly chosen to try and take advantage of that. With the help of self-loathing apologetic traitors, sham artists, race baiting profiteers, nefarious and/or cowardly elected representatives, the excessively rich (yet constantly angry) simple minded liberal elite and the well intentioned but unfortunately misinformed and naive-those that have designs on our way of life and our country have made strides.”
Breath the crazy I agree Substance .
I love sham artists. It’s like doing paintings on black velvet, but they use ShamWows instead.
We are going to defend all patriotic Americans against slander and libel, in and out of court with both our presence and our pocketbooks.
This cannot end well, unless your definition of “well” includes ‘unexpected windfalls for lawyers and general hilarity for the wider population’.
‘unexpected windfalls for lawyers and general hilarity for the wider population’
They’re ginning up the Breitbart/O’Keefe/Hannah Giles defense fund.
We’ll skip the “wider population” joke, but hilarity is pretty well assured.
I love the commenter meanmike in particular. He starts well:
facts plz
a point, some logic, fewer vapid buzzwords like “socialism!!1?”
But then he goes on to say this:
or perhaps an alternative advancement of solutions for the problems you created and a point-by-point fully-cited discussion of exactly why particular programs championed by Democratic legislators would be significantly more detrimental to the country’s future than alternatives (or why Democrats are especially radically far left as compared to mainstream parties in other industrialized nations) would also be nice.
Whuh-oh! Democrats are radically far left as compared to mainstream parties in other industrialised nations? Which other industrialised nations is he thinking of? Certainly ain’t any of the ones I can name, and he’s clearly ignoring most of northern Eur’p.
Democrats ‘radically far left’ indeed (chuckles). What a japester this man is.
What a japester this man is.
Indeed. It’s clearly a fact that Obama is scoialism !!one1! He wants facts plz? Well SOCIELASM!!one111!!!! Hahaha meanmike, pWnzXXXoXoR3d!
Big Ho’s Kurt Schlichter is pissed Gonzales didn’t fire Law and Order television show characters when he had the chance.
“race baiting profiteers, nefarious and/or cowardly elected representatives, the excessively rich (yet constantly angry) simple minded liberal elite ”
Sounds like a pretty good description of the republican congressional delegation and the teabaggers, especially the “constantly angry” part.
I really think that the real PR disaster here was when VDH started to sell his own merchandise on his site. But then, so have all of the articles before or since, so who can tell? Eh.
LOVE the photoshop! Keep it up! It must be nice to actually be able to make them the right way. Er, um, the correct way, that is.
Say something woody
PENIS?
BigHo comments fill me with awe and wonder:
Congratulations. Did you do it on the toilet or is it a pile in your pants?
THERE IS A NEW MOVEMENT!
Yes, someone moved. Reaching for the Cheetos.
Wiener schnitzel : lovely veal scallopine pounded thin; egg wash, season (ha! my secret ingredient: savory!), dredged in cred bums. Sauteed for a lovely crisp crust. Lemon drizzle.
Red cabbage, sliced, tossed with a dash of red wine, ein bischen sugar, salz und pfeffer, a pinch of caraway seeds. Toss in a diced apple. Cover and cook over medium low until tender.
Spaetzle. Tossed in butter and showered with parm regg. Garniert with chopped parsley.
A (cheap!) Willammette Valley dry riesling.
Any questions? (Other than how to properly lube the dog)
Uh, PeeJ, do you offer, ya know, private cooking lessons???
THERE IS A NEW MOVEMENT!
Damn. Never have so many words been printed with so little substance.
why Democrats are especially radically far left as compared to mainstream parties in other industrialized nations
You mean like the fact that most Democratic office holders would be considered conservatives in Europe and Asia? Or that moderate socialists like myself, on the far left fringe of American politics, are center-left in those countries?
Wait – so Glenn Beck raped a murdered a child before Dan Riehl did? Why am I always the last to hear?
Wait – so Glenn Beck raped a murdered a child before Dan Riehl did? Why am I always the last to hear?
So I was mistaken, Riehl is not a rapist/murderer, just a rapist/necrophile.
What kind of hapless fool spends that kind of political capital without first being assured that the Olympics are locked up for the USA?
He’s looking more and more like Carter every day. And with the government option dead and Cristie and McDonnell poised to win the off-year races big, conservatives are on top dominating the narrative.
Should we really be surprised they didn’t choose the USA, though? I mean, libs have been telling the world for years what an awful country America is. So why would anyone want to hold the Olympics in such an awful, awful country?
But God, it was SO sweet when I heard the news. Eliminated in the first round!
So I was mistaken, Riehl is not a rapist/murderer, just a rapist/necrophile.
To be fair to Riehl, we’re not sure which he is.
Hey g, re malamutes: if you have trouble with a golden lab, think carefully about a malamute.
#1 – probably bigger.
#2 – not so bouncy, but more determined. They’re born to pull. Our first dog was a rescue malamute and although we are large (6′) people, she made our knees sore for weeks trying to keep up with her on walks.
#3 – perpetual foodies. Life is 110% search for food. Yeah, all dogs are kinda like this, but whoowee. She loved walking at UCLA – always found multiple food wrappers, half hamburgers, etc. Took her to Homer AK and she tried to eat the beach (people camp there and can their crabs, dumping the shells on the beach).
#4 – can be grumpy with other dogs, I am told. Not ours.
#5 – don’t dare see one unless you are prepared to go home with one. Irresistible.
Consider yourself warned!
So I was mistaken, Riehl is not a rapist/murderer, just a rapist/necrophile.
You forgot
Polandhis penchant for cannibalism.All you liberals said Bush was Hitler for years, how does it feel to have it back in YOUR FACE? espcially since with Obama he really IS well Bush was a patriot supporting USA
Sounds like Apple Mom is getting into her cups. Party on.
But God, it was SO sweet when I heard the news. Eliminated in the first round!
Conservatism breeds sedition. There you have it.
Kill all conservatives. Let God sort them out.
I can get it when Joe Wingnut doesn’t understand what the position of “Messiah” entailed and mocks “Obama as the Messiah”. But shouldn’t someone with the (supposed) intellectual qualifications of VDH understand that from the outset Messiah was a political position, so to speak?