Surely You Jest
Teh Chazmo (emphasis added, via LGF Watch):
The anti-LGF lefty smear machine is kicking into gear again. Firedoglake says I’m a racist, and all my readers are racists, and by extension all “conservatives� are racists too.
Not all conservatives- just you and the people who post at your site.
“Racist,� in this case, being defined as “critical of Islam.�
Or calling for nuclear genocide against the entire Islamic world, which is not just racist, but insane.
And they’ve found someone who has no life to cherry pick through 2,634,139+ comments to prove it.
You don’t need to cherry pick- here’s a sample of insane/racist comments that Iron Fist posted in the last week alone:
One:
Oh, I think they are the ones who will ultimately regret that. You see, 12 million illegals against 200 million Armed citizens, well, do the math.
And Muslims need to be even more circumspect. You may have noticed that, while the CAIR-bears whined about the Dread Cartoons of Blasphemy, the Muslims didn’t take to the streets rioting over them in America.
There’s a reason for that.
Two:
These Muslims best tread a little lighter. Word of this starts getting around, and they will learn all about hostility. If Muslims want the rest of us not to look at them as a potential threat that may need to be dealt with, then they need to quit being a potential threat we may need to deal with.
‘Cause around here, a threat that needs dealing with, will get dealt with.
Cremation would be even better. Who said we had to kill him first?
Alternatively, we could boil him to get his skeleton for medical research. Again, who said we had to kill him first?
If it were in my power, I’d kill him 3,001 times, each one more horrible than the last.
Four:
Someone should cut off his head, arms, and legs with a chainsaw, not necessarily in that order. Consider it extreme performance art.
Five:
There are 100 Trillion Muslims. You have to understand that all animals (except apes and pigs) are Muslims. That doesn’t mean all Muslims are animals. Just the majority of them.
Six:
Most people just want to be left alone. That was true during the Revolutionary War, and, to an extent (more in the North than the South) during the last Civil War.
The “peace” freaks want someone else to make us toe their line. They don’t have the stones (or the firepower) to do it themselves.
And, for the most part, the Military is on our side. If we had the time, a nice little Civil War might be a productive endevor. As things stand, we have bigger bass to fry.
I’ll admit to (many years ago) using a can of gasoline to scare someone, but I wasn’t fool enough to douse them with it and light it. For that matter, I never even said a word about it.
I nevertheless got my point across.
Haters. Irrational Bush- and therefore Conservative- and therefore Republican- and therefore pedophile-haters.
Have you no shame?
ooOOoo, I saw him first girls.
It’s not hate if you do it for Baby Jesus!
Kill him 3001 times? Let me guess… retribution, plus one, for those Islamofascists who killed precisely 3000 people on 9/11?
Do accuracy and hyperbole mutually preclude each other? Yes. Does it matter if you’re posting at LGF? Sadly, no.
Lefty smear machine? Look, fellas. At this point, as machines go, we’re pretty much down to an old guy cranking a mimeograph in a toolshed. Maybe.
#1 – Seeing as God created everybody, we are all of the same race. So what is commonly called racism is really just bigotry.
#2 – The fact is that there really is no bigotry against Muslims on LGF. As well, linking comments made by some anonymous people to the entire site is not an accurate description of the site.
#3 – There is an intense dislike towards terrorists at LGF, which is what bothers you leftist terrorist-appeasers.
“#1 – Seeing as God created everybody…”
He created islamofacists? Now who’s the real traitor to America…I say we nuke god’s sorry, lefty, hippie ass.
Seeing as God created everybody, we are all of the same race.
But God created monkeys, too, so…
FILTHY EVOLUTIONIST!
There is an intense dislike towards terrorists at LGF, which is what bothers you leftist terrorist-appeasers.
Wow. Just Wow.
Gary Ruppert.
You’re like a breath of fresh air, man! Calling us lefties out as “terrorist appeasers” is a real wakeup call. You are posting, I’m assuming, from a laptop with your unit at some forward position in Iraq or Afghanistan. Obviously, a truth-talking patriot like you would not ask others to fight and die for what you consider to be such a worthy cause without being right on the front lines yourself. I salute you for your noble sacrifice, for risking your life for a cause you think is just, and for not just being a blustering, hypocritical little coward.
I’ll admit to (many years ago) using a can of gasoline to scare someone
Hahahaha. Yeah, and then he cut his ear off and danced around while “stuck in the middle with you” played on the radio.
Ironically, this post/fantasy was probably born of tequila.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
These Republicans best tread a little lighter. Word of this starts getting around, and they will learn all about hostility. If Republicans want the rest of us not to look at them as a potential threat that may need to be dealt with, then they need to quit being a potential threat we may need to deal with.
‘Cause around here, a threat that needs dealing with, will get dealt with.
I’ll admit to (many years ago) using a can of gasoline to scare someone, but I wasn’t fool enough to douse them with it and light it. For that matter, I never even said a word about it.
Yeah, except to the whole goddamned internet!
Iron Fist for Preznit!
LGF stil exists? Sheesh, I thoughth they just shrivelled up and died.
There’s no ass-kicking harsher than an imaginary ass-kicking by proxy.
All of those tough guys. Why do we have a troop shortage?
Somebody has to stay back to deal with the bloggers.
That’s so true, Gary. There is no such thing as racism. Those blacks and Arabs should just get over themselves.
“The fact is that there really is no bigotry against Muslims on LGF.”
-Gary Ruppert
“There are 100 Trillion Muslims. You have to understand that all animals (except apes and pigs) are Muslims. That doesn’t mean all Muslims are animals. Just the majority of them.”
-LGF Regular Iron Fist
Now, one could argue that Fisty is a particularly extreme example, and one that LGF host Chazmo Jizohnson repudiates. But no, he jokingly pays tribute to him on the LGF FAQ page:
Q. What’s the Iron Fist Rule?
A. “If you think you are too drunk to post, you are too drunk too post.� First used on LGF by… er… well, you can probably figure that one out for yourself.
Gary Ruppert: speaking of God.
I just talked to Jesus.
He told me that even He would like to see you follow through on your promise to stick a flare gun up your ass and shoot it off.
If it were in my power, I’d kill him 3,001 times, each one more horrible than the last … Someone should cut off his head, arms, and legs with a chainsaw, not necessarily in that order … I’ll admit to (many years ago) using a can of gasoline to scare someone
So, what exactly is the difference between this individual and a terrorist?
So, how do you scare someone with a can of gasoline without burning shit up, or at the very least dousing someone or something and then holding a lit zippo?
I do believe some extremist watch groups should keep their eyes on ol’ Iron Fist.
So, how do you scare someone with a can of gasoline without burning shit up, or at the very least dousing someone or something and then holding a lit zippo?
I do believe some extremist watch groups should keep their eyes on ol’ Iron Fist.
C’mon, ‘fess up you guys: This “Ruppert” fellow is some shill you made up to (help) make conservatives look (even more) like a bunch of laughable mental defectives. Right?
Burned the place to the ground!
“So what is commonly called racism is really just bigotry.”
And for Gary, bigotry is a GOOD thing.
All of those tough guys. Why do we have a troop shortage?
I just wanted to see this again.
“So what is commonly called racism is really just bigotry.”
And for Gary, bigotry is a GOOD thing.
Why, oh why does S, N! continue to be plagued by the dreaded lack of closing italics tags?
You would think the “leftist terrorist appeasers” line would be defunct now that the Iraq war has turned into a hideous abortion of a clusterfuck in precisely the way that all of us “leftists” said it would. But the intellectual dishonesty of the Rupperts of the world is much stronger than that. They still think we’re going to “turn the corner.”
Since you love LGF so much, Ruppert, why don’t you go play over there? I’m sure Iron Fist would love to Iron Fist you.
“#3 – There is an intense dislike towards terrorists at LGF, which is what bothers you leftist terrorist-appeasers.”
Well that sort of works. So long as you define “terrorist” as anyone who doesn’t go to a protestant church or an orthodox temple…
Whenever I read comments and screen names like those of Iron Fist, I immediately think of some small, beige, odd-smelling misfit sitting in a “wood”-paneled den full of papers, possibly with a regret-filled mail-order bride in the next room. He is quaking with rage and getting off on both his rage and the fact that he imagines everyone reading him on the Internet thinks he’s a strapping specimen of Muscular Christianity. Conservative ladies sigh for him, and dusky, hook-nosed terrorists everywhere fear him. Kind of a Walter Mitty thing, is what I’m saying.
Whoah, Lucy for the win with the Walter Mitty reference!
If we had the time, a nice little Civil War might be a productive endevor.
Is this “Iron Fist” whack actually advocating using violence against American citizens? That’s how I’m reading this. Can we report him?
Long before Fist became famous as the Id of Charles Johnson, he posted this:
#126 Iron Fist 11/12/2003 08:23PM PST
Call Chuck, tell him you are Steve Johnson’s friend (there Guys and Dolls, is my true name. Fat lot o’ good it’ll do ya. One of the most common names in the US).
I’ll admit to (many years ago) using a can Deviled Ham to scare someone, but I wasn’t fool enough to actually spread it on Wonder White w/Mayo and Mustard. For that matter, I never even HAD lunch that day.
I nevertheless got my point across.
Anybody else visualizing the scene from “Tombstone” where Doc Holliday twirls his drinkin cup instead of a gun?
Ah well, at least I crack myself up…
mikey
Terrorist LOVERS!
Please remember that LGF’s beloved “Iron Fist” has been positively identified as a cook at Red Lobster. (I am not in fact making this up.)
If he does threaten you with gasoline, counter with butter sauce.
He used to spend some of his free time trolling left blogs, until the Red Lobster thing and his criminal record came out. Oh well.
Now, THAT is funny. So he then retreated to the LGF comfort zone, from whence he has never returned? Awesome, Little Stevie. I bet he spits in the dishes of people who look Islamofascist to him, then calls himself brave for making a stand.
someone who has no life to cherry pick through 2,634,139+ comments
so if you read through Chazmo’s site, then you have no life?
the wingnut radio hosts that Mike Stark calls use this all the time – telling him he has no life because he calls them up and challenges them.
Don’t you think their listeners/readers would be a little offended?
Wow. Everyone knew it already, but LGF finally get nailed with some decent work. Cheers!
200 million armed citizens?
is he talking about Pakistan?
All of those tough guys. Why do we have a troop shortage?
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
(Man, that’s like the rhetorical equivalent of Mr Clean in the blogosphere. You can use it on *any* mess.)
Iron Fist.
HeHe.
Iron Fist.
I think there is a gay bar in Tulsa with that name.
Iron Fist must have shoved his mailed index finger so far up his nose in search of an elusive Ghost Booger, that he damaged his frontal lobe. Hope he doesn’t wank with that iron fist, lest he pull his taffy right off!
Terrorist LOVERS!
Gary, honey? We call those people dominatrixes, not terrorist lovers. Sometimes we call them out of control abusive spouses – you know, when they’re criminals and all. As for lovers, my sweet, mine was a flyboy for the USAF when I married him and he’d like nothing more than to kick your sorry little ass, so keep talking until he can hone in on your signal. Gosh, those AWACS guys come in SO handy!
These whiny fucks remind of all the impotent, inbred, essentially spineless bullies of which life is so full. En route to doing something tangible that you believe in, en route to Iraq in other words, please feel free to go fuck yourselves. Or maybe you can just type harder and REALLY scare me! …assholes…
Don’t call me Shirley.
Why am I the first to post the obligatory?
I AM NOT GAY!
But I could be convinced….;)
Oh my!
How dare you people criticize my good friend Iron Fist.
Apologize NOW!
Will I email him this thread?
I think you know the answer.
Herschel Belitsky