Okay, we really need to stop you…

I wonder who fed her the link?

Wow, that’s a right fine-looking group of musos. And I’ll bet they sound as good as they look.

I don’t know what song that gal is fixin’ to sing, but I bet it involves ham.

I just learned from Freedom Folks.
Mexitude
Right on the heels of the flag ban at Skyline H.S. in Longmont, Colorado, reading this story (with video) from nearby Westminster really hurt this morning:
The immigration debate and demonstrations caused a middle school in Adams County to change their dress code.
Students at Shaw Heights Middle School are no longer allowed to wear anything that’s patriotic, including camouflage pants, because they have become a political symbol for a version of patriotism.
Welcome to the beginning of Mexitude right here in the U. S. of A.
So, camouflage is patriotic because it’s a political symbol for a version of patriotism. Nice circular logic there! BTW, I didn’t know camo was a symbol like that. I thought it was a signifier (in certain hands) of the wearer’s adherence to a certain crazy brand of survivalist-cum-right-wing-extremist.It gets better, but that’s the part I came away with.

I added a Mexitude quote. It’s so…like an ad slogan for a Goya sports drink.

thedarkbackward, for the win.

Yes! Viva La Raza, as Eddie Guerrero used to say.

Can I have mexitude even though I’m white as a sheet and I live in Oregon?

Also, I would imagine that catholicism would be the replacement for the religion of peace.

I love how hard these guys have to work to avoid mentioning that most Mexicans are devout Christians.

Poor principal of the school…she’ got about 30 wingnuts calling her right now to tell her about Mex-i-tude. Although, if someone told my child they couldn’t wear camo pants and a bandolier, I’d set her on fire and call her a terrorist.

This isn’t just low-hanging fruit, this is fruit that has been decomposing on the ground for the last several weeks.

Alright, enough of this. I, sohei of junk sick fuck fest (http://jsff.carvedangel.net), hereby put all crappy right-wing bands like Right March ON NOTICE. We, the original horrible LEFT WING industrial outfit, challenge you to a BAND BATTLE (sort of like a RAP BATTLE only whiter)! You think you can steal our shtick of playing shitty political music that no one listens too – think again, punks! Our noize will melt your faces. And we do it all for FREE, cuz we’re subsidized by a secret Communist global conspiracy.

And if you don’t accept our challenge, you sirs, are cowards.

So, to quote an inspirational musician you’re obviously familiar with:

“JFK blown away! What else do I a have to say!?”

On a serious note, I’ll put Right March and the rest of the happy brownshirt sing-song brigade up against our side’s artistry any day. Sure, we’ve got Green Day. But we’ve also got Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Killing Joke, A Perfect Circle, and so many more.

Seriously, where do the wingers get off trying to do political music? They all suck. OK, except for Bob Roberts…

Well, it’s like I’ve always said… You can Jack Abramoff without DeLay, but you don’t have to be Madalone!

I clicked on the Madalone link, and while it’s loading, I’m thinking “What the hell is ‘west and a sone’?”

I have not been drinking enough.

They look fit for active duty.

I prefered ’em when they were called French Folks.

And isn’t Mexitude what showbiz hacks say Salma Hayek got plenty of when she’s showing some flesh?

What are you, the Berry Gordy of the short bus?

I actually listened to one clip. Awful, but frighteningly earnest, you can almost smell the kool-aide on their breath.

does anyone but me notice how stupid and ugly seem to go together?

Ok, I couldn’r resist, I actually commented on that insane rambling:

“Please keep up the good work. By the time you’re through dividing up the population to satisfy your thirst for someone to point the finger at, blame, and ignore your own faults, there’ll be five of you left.

P.S. I always thought you Righty McTighties loved ridiculing The Strawman Left for their culture of ‘victimhood’. You’ve proven to outmaster them. Good job! This country needs to get its’ production of irony up to speed!”

Jeebus–is that the legendary FreedomPundit on vocals in that still?