Oh oh, someone showed K-Lo some titties!
Posted on January 27th, 2004 by
John “Stick Figure Men” Derbyshire links to a several months-old joke that “compares” the education system in the East and the West. He adds this warning:
Warning: some of this is PG-13.
Which is then followed by:
UPDATE: KLO GIVES THIS AN R RATING
Why? Here is the R-rated picture.
K-Lo won’t be posting anymore today in The Corner, as she will spend the rest of the afternoon trying to reach the Pope (or, if he is not available, Peggy Noonan) to confess her sins, while Rich Lowry & Jonah Goldberg will try to explain what those scary things K-Lo saw were. Please send flowers.
You may want to page Amber Pawlik. It may be that those shirtless women holding hands in front enjoyed too many cocks, with the near-inevitable result: lesbianism! But don’t tell Meghan (“I’ve got Cox in my name, but I can’t say ‘nipples’ in front of the kids”) Cox Gurdon, whatever you do — this would likely induce a nervous breakdown.
Wait, I”m confused. I always thought having lots of Cock _kept_ women from turning to lesbianism!
If its the other way around, I sure am in trouble. I better not watch the Survivor All Stars. Mmm, wet boxer shorts!
Wait, I”m confused. I always thought having lots of Cock _kept_ women from turning to lesbianism!
Dear Gail:
This is a matter of great importance on which the experts are sadly divided. S,N!’s Number 1 Fan, Amber Pawlik, believes that lesbianism is brought about by too much “experience.” (Yet J-Lo remains straight — riddle me this Ayn Randian Princess.) It may well be, in the end, that it is the quality, rather than the quantity, of the cock one is exposed to that is the deciding factor.
It may well be, in the end, that it is the quality, rather than the quantity, of the cock one is exposed to that is the deciding factor.
Exhibit A for this theory would be George Costanza’s girlfriend on “Seinfeld,” who became a lesbian after she dumped him and his (presumably low-quality) cock. (Note that here I am using the K-Lo technique, previously discussed by S,N!, of drawing real-life lessons from fictional TV shows.) btw, I am surprised that the sight of a few boobs would cause such consternation at NRO — the place is positively overrun with boobs!
Exhibit A for this theory would be George Costanza’s girlfriend on “Seinfeld,” who became a lesbian after she dumped him and his (presumably low-quality) cock.
Yet she subsequently went back not only to heterosexuality but to the same (low quality) cock…
Ah, you’re obviously more of a Seinfeld scholar than I — I didn’t know that.
You know, this is all too confusing for me. This is what happens when a girl, such as myself, is allowed to reach the ancient age of 29 without finding a husband.
I clearly need a husband to control access to all things cock-like and safeguard my hetrosexuality. My pretty (well, I guess not so pretty, if I’m 29 and unmarried) little head just can’t handle all these concepts.
I clearly need a husband to control access to all things cock-like and safeguard my hetrosexuality. My pretty (well, I guess not so pretty, if I’m 29 and unmarried) little head just can’t handle all these concepts.
Dear Gail:
Thank you for writing. We were going to take a gratuitous shot at Meghan Cox-Gurdon, but then we realized we’re better than that. Your only future at this point is as The Corner’s designated prude who takes offense at pictures of women’s breasts. (Watch for Frederick to become The Corner’s socially akward man who takes offense at pornographic stick figures.)
I will disregard S,N!’s latest gratuitous insult of me and address the subject of Gail’s attractiveness to men. Over at Gail’s blog it says “Me!” and there’s a picture of a polar bear immediately under that. I infer from this that Gail is a polar bear. She appears to be reasonably pretty, as polar bears go, and shockingly literate for a polar bear. But unfortunately, I doubt that many guys (Rick “Man on Dog” Santorum being a possible exception) are attracted to polar bears. A girl who can tear one limb from limb is pretty intimidating to most guys. Sorry, Gail.
Speaking of Gail’s blog, we noticed this entry, which is also a way to say “have you noticed our wife is out of town we’ve been drinking because really why we would become obsessed with this particular post but anyway what was it that we wanted to say?” Ah yes, we noticed this:
I’m a 29 year old independent, highly educated, city type woman with large breasts.
We don’t know about Frederick, but we tend to think that there’s nothing wrong with that. So maybe there is hope for you after all Gail, though we would not go so far in Frederick’s case.
I certainly have nothing against large breasts. Why, my own wife has large breasts.
Why, my own wife has large breasts
Is it just us, or does that web site offer a view of Frederick’s latest briefs?
Is it just us, or does that web site offer a view of Frederick’s latest briefs?
No doubt that would excite you almost as much as the Adventures of Ace and Gary, the Ambiguously Gay Duo. I thought I should also post a picture of Sebastian, Mr. Sadly, No!
Frederick, you’ve finally diagnosed my problem! No wonder the wussy Chicago men can’t handle me. And no wonder people look so horrified when I share a meal with them.
You’re from Chicago? Hey, me too! (Actually, I live in Park Ridge, “home of Hillary,” these days, but I work in Chicago.)
You’re from Chicago? Hey, me too!
This isn’t the personal ads section of S,N! Take it outside. ;p
Jealously yours,