The Environmentally-Friendly Penis Enlargement Pill

This is the best piece of spam I’ve ever received. First it tells me that I need to make my schlong bigger, and then it goes off on these weird tangents about the destruction of topsoil and the meaning of life:

Is your size bringing you sad.

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It sure was, Matt. Now I know Einstein’s birthday AND I’ve got TEN INCHES OF UNCUT MANHOOD.


Comments: 17


You know what, Stuart?
I like you. You’re not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.

LA Confidential Pantload

So, using this special treatment, Einstein was hung like an elephant before his first birthday? WTF?


Isn’t that like 2″ more uncut manhood than JimmyJeffyGuckertGannon?



This is beautifully poetic. “Bringing you sad” is now my new favorite phrase.


Proove it Brad. Send me pictures.

melior (in Austin)

Careful opening those spams, sometimes they gives ya teh crabs.


I think everything below the URL in the email was to trick spam filters.


Yeah, Dude! Where’s that damn wank-cam? I mean, with great endowment comes great responsibility….

verplanck colvin

Do I see a future Renew America columnist in here?

“Hence, it. human thought.”

Ms, grogan would; be proud)


Well, it got through your spam feature, and it got you to read it, and even post it in your blog, so I guess … mission accomplished!

washington irving

I had no idea dental dams were so destruction to fertile soil …


Of course, when it comes to cock size, Einstein said it was all relative.


Lots of spammers have started using random text to fool spam filters.


How to tell if you’re teh gay, like me:

Question 17: Would you use a schlong-lengthening pill if it were sold as a suppository?


Elephants are also world too, it remains in one piece only being tarnished through not conquering truth.

I know, I know, we’ve all said this a thousand times, but it’s just so true that it bears repeating.


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