Honestly I can’t tell the difference between that and his usual rants.

Uh, what language is he speaking?

I’d call it word salad, but even salad is less random than that.

He appears to be making some connection between President Corporate Centrist and the eve-ull Muslim hordes. Given the Bush Family’s connections to Saudi Arabia, I’d say it’s just more of the usual dishonest projectionating bullshit.

word defecation.

That can happen when your run German through Babelfish.

Power-housing sounds like an awesome pro wrestling move.

I’ve felt a little funny about picking on the Swankster since he revealed that he has to take medication to function. Not funny enough that I can’t be delighted by his whacky prose, but still. As my granny would have said, he’s clearly “off in the head.”

In A.D. 2001, Awesome Horrific Shudder was beginning.

Awesome Horrific Shudder sounds like a battle plan, like Operation Desert Storm or The Surge.

He got himself one of those Postmodernism Generator thingys.

Whatever is wrong with him, he is failing the Turing test right now.

Did each buddy have 20001 terrorists or was that the total amongst all his buddies?

heh. got a sticky naught-key here….

In the usurper Soetoro the enemies Islamic a champion has found. Moles and agents double in high places our Republic will they to tear it asunder.

Also. Homonups.

I’d have thought this crowd would recognize JanusNode when they see it.

can somebody please explain what Pastor Swank is on about here

What’s your hourly rate, and are you rich?

can somebody please explain what Pastor Swank is on about here

POOP

Pastor Swank = Zero Wing

Pastor Swank is on about seven or eight different hallucinogens.

What do I win?

Is Sarah Palin his interpreter?

Let’s try looking at this from another perspective…

Jones had buddies with 2001 terrorists. This continues the awesome horrific shudder that since 2001 we now have in DC control Muslim colleagues power housing the Republic.

?oo? ‘uo??????p s??? ?o?? p?l?s p?o? s,?? ????dou

FYWP

This uses English words, but it’s not English. It’s not any human language, either. “To unhand me, vile Terry!” comes to mind. Does he have lobster claws?

“power housing the Republic.”

Is that like the Pile Driver? ‘Cause I hadn’t heard Jones swung that way.

DC control Muslim colleagues power housing the Republic

Damn, too long for a band name.

maybe he was talking about day laborers and meant “power hosing the Republic – You know, the Republic Bar & Gril, over there on 19th Street?”

I really got nuthin’ don’t I? It’s been a loooooong day.

In A.D. 2001, Awesome Horrific Shudder was beginning.

Well played!

Word Salad
Yummy yummy
Word Salad
Yummy yummy

I’ve felt a little funny about picking on the Swankster since he revealed that he has to take medication to function. Not funny enough that I can’t be delighted by his whacky prose, but still. As my granny would have said, he’s clearly “off in the head.”

Candy: Yeah, well. He should give up the blogging life then. Fuck him.

Run it through Janus node and it would be an improvement.

As typical the libruls having not the way since 2001 are the being with the questioning in several sites in Hamburg Germany which also that repetitive in the Soviet circumstance.

I sent him an email asking for clarification. We’ll see if it gets a response.
I wasn’t even rude, I just asked him what those sentences are supposed to mean.

Lung twitch enchilada, and with Jesus coruscating brassiere underwire.

It’s like a Nostradamus quatrain without the quatrain part. You’ll see. Just wait a couple centuries and exhume Swank’s body. He’ll be wearing a medallion with the exact date of his exhumation engraved on it.

Clearer Swanky:

This fella Jones got fired. I’ll repeat (by tossing into a blender) what others have said about him, then give credit to God ’cause that’s how I roll.

In all of Glenn Greenwald’s rants about nepotism, has he ever pointed out the damning fact that the good Pastor would never have gotten where he is today had he not been heir to the legendary cheap matching-cufflinks-and-tie-clip fortune?

Perhaps he randomly typed
perl -lane 'print "$F[0]:$F[1]:$F[2]"' blogpost
at the prompt.

I can’t hate the Swankster, even though his opinions are so vile. He’s just too ridiculous, crazy, and way too accidentally entertaining. I doubt he has any influence over anyone – if I thought he did he would cease to be amusing.. In fact, I’m pretty sure we lefties are the only ones who read him. I’ve never seen another wingnut quote him or even refer to him in passing.

The only wingnut who comes close to being as weird as the Swankster is Marie Jon’. I’m still not convinced she’s a real person, though. I’m pretty sure Swank is real, preaching in some little storefront church to an audience of zero. World o’ Crap did the Swank column where he talked about his medication, and it was honestly just sad and pathetic. It kinda spoiled my fun for a while.

The radical and America hated Glenn Greenwald has never for one moment even beginning with the chapter which is repeated and he conforms to patriarchalist over the water supply.

Swank:

Thank God, literally, that the divine hand is expunging the anti-God immoralists who glut Obama’s departments.

It’s a dirty job but S_me_ne’s gotta do it.

Awwwww. The email in the column doesn’t work, so he didn’t get my question. Alas, alas.

El Cid – damn, that was some good Swankin’.

It’s got to be an anagram.

El Cid – damn, that was some good Swankin’.

You are finding yourself and the thanked with.

No, it’s not WP’s fault that tag wasn’t closed. My bad.

Like I said, long day.

Not that I saw a lot of children, but strangely enough the ones I did see weren’t walking with arms extended and chanting “OBAMA IS GOD” over and over. Huh. They all must have been homeschooled since, as we all know, Obama has that secret Atomic Lingus thing that he hypnotized everyone into voting for him with.

Perhaps he randomly typed
perl -lane 'print "$F[0]:$F[1]:$F[2]"' blogpost
at the prompt.
All in all, it’s just another brick in the Larry Wall.

a different brad: Have you tried the one here (upper right)?

Interpretation:

Jones [was] buddies with 2001 terrorists. This [revelation] continues [i.e. serves to continue] the awesome horrific shudder that [has metaphorically passed through me] since 2001 [given that] we now have[,] in DC control[,] [i.e. in control in the nation’s capital,] Muslim colleagues [of Obama, who are] power[-]housing [i.e. driving events in] the Republic.

No, clearly it means that Van Jones’ buddies had over 2,001 terrorists.

There are at least an album’s worth of Bob Pollard song titles in that blockquote.

Maybe half an album.

In all of Glenn Greenwald’s rants about nepotism, has he ever pointed out the damning fact that the good Pastor would never have gotten where he is today had he not been heir to the legendary cheap matching-cufflinks-and-tie-clip fortune?

Nah, he’s the heir to a different fortune.

Obama has that secret Atomic Lingus thing that he hypnotized everyone into voting for him with.

That’s why this woman voted for him. Oh, yeah.

Do I find ACORN Flakes on the same grocer’s shelf where the chuclenuts are?

I really, really want to be known as a “left-of-left hotmouth”.

“left-of-left hotmouth”.

Get yourself Obama’s Atomic Lingus thing.

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

I’m sure I’d be more concerned if I could understand what the hell he was saying. I think he’s claiming that Muslims have taken over the nation. Pastor Swank types in tongues in the best times.

If “word salad” doesn’t describe Swank-Speak, how about “word smoothie”?

Pastor Swank types in with tongues in the best times.

You may be on to something there.

Oh sure, that’s easy to explain, basically, what he is saying is:

Really, it was all so clearly stated, I don’t understand why you had any problems with it.

If “word salad” doesn’t describe Swank-Speak, how about “word smoothie”?

Nothing smooth about his word usage!

dog’s breakfast

In all my years of reading Communist and Maoist publications, I never saw Van Jones mentioned.

If “word salad” doesn’t describe Swank-Speak, how about “word smoothie”?

Nothing smooth about his word usage!

Indeed, it is the “chunks” that stop the reader cold.

DC control Muslim colleagues power housing

dammit, he HAD to have stolen that from a translated Japanese transformer instruction manual.

How about “word lumpy gravy”?

So if neither “word salad” nor “word smoothie” fully describe the good Pastor’s chunky style, might we try “word chowder,” “word stew,” or “word pot pie?”

Pastor Swank types in with tongues in the best times.

So self-administered shock treatment, then.

Word haggis?

dammit, he HAD to have stolen that from a translated Japanese transformer instruction manual.

“After once having the secure of electrical main switch, careful removal of DC control Muslim colleagues power housing. Then can replacement of interior clip Kenyan fuse if checked to the recommended amperage.”

How about “word ralph”?

“word Head Cheese”

AHA!

WORD HEADCHEESE

I have now, J–, thanks.

Actually, I’m pretty sure the Republicans are less concerned about Obama’s lingus than his lingam.

Dammit, failx2.
Swank is unreachable.

Everyone here needs to remember what Winston Churchill said about taxes – that uncrewing the nozzle makes ultra-left fluids squirt all over the place. Right now, liberals are standing in our carports while we watch television. Must we laugh into their ears to make them see? Not so! If Obama wants to rub elbows with the bald-faced foot-soldiers who are the private parts of the American public, when will he listen to the mighty rumblings of the bowels of patriotic grassroot eaters?

I ask you.

I remember that!

Also, too!

I tried one more addy, when that doesn’t work I give up.

dammit, he HAD to have stolen that from a translated Japanese transformer instruction manual.

“But Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no!”

translated Japanese transformer instruction manual
Transformers!! Meanings in disguise!

Yup, fail. I’m not sure Swank actually exists.

Is he wearing a tie when he says this? Perhaps he’s signaling his Shania brethren.

Oh, lookie! A Swank cite:

S. E. Cupp, conservative columnist’s opinion: “Well, this is an individual that doesn’t have the qualifications to be in the bizarre job that he’s in. And it just raises the issue here about these czars gone wild.

I have one of those “Czars Gone Wild” tapes, and William Bennett is clearly stoned.

I tried one more addy, when that doesn’t work I give up.

roadrunner?

This continues the awesome horrific shudder that since 2001 we now have in DC control Muslim colleagues power housing the Republic.

This one’s simple. The muslims jumped out and took over the government after they landed that plane at the Pentagon.

Lexical scrapple.

Have all you Swankistas seen this?

ACD Discontinues Publication of J. Grant Swank’s columns

J.J. Jackson* | May 5, 2008
Filed Under Site Announcements

American Conservative Daily has officially ceased the publication of columns by Mr. Swank. I wish to apologize to our readers for the way that some of his posts degraded and became so far away from what we had originally hoped they would. I of course take full responsibility for Mr. Swank’s columns appearing on this site since I was the one that made the decision to syndicate him originally.

The fact is however that for every reasonable post by Mr. Swank, there were three that were completely out of character with what we want to promote, that degenerated into insanity and we did not want to be put in a position where either myself or the staff are going to have to defend those that were unreasonable.

roadrunner?

Mhm. And nothing on him at the site of the church he pastors at, tho I think I remember him leaving there.
Oooo, I found a yahoo addy to try, tho.

I wish to apologize to our readers for the way that some of his posts degraded and became so far away from what we had originally hoped they would.

This removes any doubt that J.J. Jackson was Swank’s invaluable editor.

“Word Ralph?”

Nononononono…NO.

Word York.

Word.

Then one goes to J.J. Jackson’s site and sees he, in sharp contrast to Swank, is totally not insane three out of four times.

Why does American Conservative Daily hate our language?

I suspect they may be Mezcans.

Spank sounds like The Bursar when he’s almost worked out the right dosage of dried frog pills.

“That’s Swank, with an O.”

The fact is however that for every reasonable post by Mr. Swank, there were three that were completely out of character with what we want to promote, that degenerated into insanity and we did not want to be put in a position where either myself or the staff are going to have to defend those that were unreasonable.

These non-reflexive reflexives trigger me reflexively. Or something.

Yourself should calm down, Drink some teaself and rubself yourself offself. Yourself will feel better.

Simple explanation. He stroked out while typing.

“That’s Swank, with an O.”

O’Swank? I will admit, he does sound a bit Irish.

These non-reflexive reflexives trigger me reflexively

Always ongoing in re about the triggers, himself is. Also, veiled masturbation reference.

He stroked out while typing.

And another.

Have all you Swankistas seen this?

Oh. Go read that whole thing. It’s wonderful.*

*In a “I wonder if this person needs a sign that says, ‘Pants first, THEN shoes,’ ” kinda way.

And another

Now I’m gonna see those everywhere. I’ll just turn off my comp now.

I’m sorry, I think “Word Headcheese” is appropriate.

A concoction of vaguely recognizable lumps in a gelatinous mass, leading to a distinctly Lovecraftian effect that you can’t believe people consume and yet somehow do. Gladly.

And it’s a source of unending humor.

Read that sentence backwards, and suddenly it makes all the sense in the world.

Read that sentence backwards, and suddenly it makes all the sense in the world.

Wait! Paul is dead? Or just the Walrus?

“Turn me on dead Swank?”

Head cheese

You only get Aphasia from a Bajoran terrorist virus, as seen on Deep Space 9 that one time.

…And there I was, thirty thousand feet straight up, in a field of frozen yo-yos and the string broke! I didn’t falter, just kept on goin’ man, I knew, I knew Nirvana was straight around the corner, I turned the corner and ran smack into Betty Crocker, she was runnin’ across the sky yellin ‘You never outgrow your need for milk!’ I looked at her, and I said ‘Baby, you’re something else’!

El Cid did good Swank.

Or, if you prefer, El Cid Swanked good (a sentence I never thought I’d
write).

One pitfall in faux-Swanking is: don’t fall into the Yoda pit, thinking inverting
order in a sentence word is.

However tempting is it.

Here’s my take:

Jones had buddies with 2001 terrorists

Straightforward enough: if you sum the terrorists owned by Jones’ buddies, you get 2001. In this context, this is probably about Counterstrike, the video game.

This continues the awesome horrific shudder…

Here, “awesome” should be read as “rad” or “tubular.” It’s meant to evoke ninja turtles and movies about BMX stunt bikes. “Horrific” is a typo, it should be “honorific”. So Jones’ video game playing buddies evoke the sort of shutter usually given to someone still stuck in Ninja Turtles culture.

that since 2001

In keeping with common internet usage, the second 2001 is referring to Stanley Kubric’s great film, 2001: A Space Odyssey.

we now have in DC control Muslim colleagues

There’s a lot to unpack here. First of all, “Muslim” here does not mean a follower of Mohammed, but rather more literally, one who surrenders themselves to a cause. DC is an abbreviation for “direct current”, so the phrase should read something like “we now have the colleagues of fanatics in control of electricity.”

power housing the Republic.

And now it all comes together. Power-housing refers to the act of generating electricity, while Republic refers to the government in George Lucas’ Star Wars.

So what does it all mean? Pastor Swank should stop dropping acid.

The Mind of Swank: what you get if you’re fool enough to eat the acid with the little Jack Chick cartoons on it.

Oh, and my official entry in the StudiePool: Young master Studebaker will emerge at 8:50AM ET on Sept. 12 2031 with a full beard, a slight stoop, and Ph.D in English Lit.

And since this was obviously translated from German by Babelfish, and “Power-house” in German is Kraftwerk, I think the solution to our enigma is at hand. Pastor Swank has listened to too much bad ’80s music!

This is transcendant gibberish. A wingnut tone poem, as it were.

POOP. Also.

this makes much more sense.

translated on babelfish from english to german to french to greek and back to french to Portuguese to english:

Jones had friends with 2001 of terrorists. This continues the horrible shower ehrfürchtigen that, of 2001 that they have DC-Steuerin now l’ Muslim energy of the colleague who the democracy inhabits.

Swank understands me!!!!

There are at least an album’s worth of Bob Pollard song titles in that blockquote.

I dunno. I read it and heard a “Subterranean Homesick Blues” sort of thing. Perhaps the good reverand missed his true calling and should have… whoever that yay-hoo who writes horrible conservative folks songs… his gig.

“Obama’s in the basement mixin’ up the medicine/I’m on the pavement, kvetching about the government.”

It works, mate. Look out, kid, don’t matter what you did…

Also,

M. Foucault said,

Swank understands me!!!!

Bwah. Hah. Hah.

Also.

Swank obviously has the Wingnut Refigerator Magnet set, and randomly rearranges the words each day.

So Disney controls Marvel & Muslim colleagues (Time-Warner?) have DC?

Yet Powerhouse is a Marvel character.

Nope. Nothing. Totally lost. He must be doing cut&paste on the blast faxes.

Do not ignore jgrantswankjr.blogspot.com, where he’s posting as recently as today. No comments, sadly!

friday, september 4, 2009

IRAN ISLAM: RAPING FEMALE PRISONERS = REWARD
J. Grant Swank, Jr.

Poor man’s never met an adjective he liked. Judging from the sad tales above, he must have a lot of time on his hands.

What Obama wants is free health care for illegals. That is not stated outright but it is implied for it is not stated otherwise. Illegal aliens, if Obama’s plan gets passed, will get without-cost health care coverage without question.

The ACD announcement is actually pretty cool. It shows how even right-wing Christians can be (intentionally) humorous:

“It is true however that each of us find the whole story concerning the origin of the Mormon faith just a little more than highly suspicious and maybe even a little nutty. However as we have jointly said previously there are some people that find the whole Jesus Christ rising from the dead thing that we each believe in nutty as well.”

(The shaky grammar and subpar punctuation suggest they may have rid themselves of the Swanksta just in time…)

dammit, he HAD to have stolen that from a translated Japanese transformer instruction manual..

And, just like that, it all suddenly makes sense. Our dear pastor plays too many Japanese video games with poorly translated cut scenes…

In A.D. 2001
War Was Beginning

President: What happen?
Cheney: Somebody set up us the terrorists.
Tenet: We get WMD.
President: What !
Tenet: Main screen turn on.
President: It’s you !!
Obama, chief of Terrorists (OCOT): How are you gentlemen !!
OCOT: All your DC are belong to us.
OCOT: You are on the way to destruction.
President: What you say !!
OCOT: You have no chance to survive make your time.
OCOT: Ha ha ha ha …
Tenet: President !!
President: Take off every ‘ZIG’!!
President: You know what you doing.
President: Move ‘ZIG’.
President: For great freedom is on the march.

Maybe Swank’s been grooving to too much WS Burroughs? A little too much orgone mixed with his Jeeezus! Juice, perhaps?

It’s the purple assed baboons!!!!!

Ah, I love the smell of semiotic blancmange of post-structural teakettle barbecue hatstand fishmonger in the morning.

It smells like… what was I saying?

I love it! Glenn Beck is a “Political Terrorist.”

What? He blows up things metaphorically?

http://www.opednews.com/articles/CNN-Debate-on-Van-Jones-O-by-David-Sirota-090908-516.html

the acid with the little Jack Chick cartoons on it.

Made of win.

“Jones had buddies with 2001 terrorists” in the sense that he didn’t blame Al-Qaeda for 9/11. He blamed the government of George Bush.

Van Jones is our version of David Irving, the man who denied the Holocaust.

Jose Chung said,

September 9, 2009 at 7:27

“Jones had buddies with 2001 terrorists” in the sense that he didn’t blame Al-Qaeda for 9/11. He blamed the government of George Bush.

Van Jones is our version of David Irving, the man who denied the Holocaust.

Oh, that is such a load of crap! He signed a petition for a more complete investigation, hoping to reveal more of the Bush administration’s incompetence and inaction that allowed the attacks to happen. The Thruthers later added some “inside job” shit to this petition after everybody had signed it.

What would a right-wing shitweasel like you have against David Irving, anyway? He should be your favorite historian.

[Underscoring lines used to designated appropriate line breaks and word placement. When publishing this poem in, say, an upcoming Norton Anthology, please remove these lines.]

JONES

Jones had buddies
___with 2001 terrorists. This
continues the
___awesome
horrific
_____ shudder
________that since 2001 we
now have
___in DC control

Muslim
colleagues
power
housing

_______the Republic.

I think I’m having a flashback. Is it the JTC acid?

Wyatt Watts III said,

September 9, 2009 at 7:56

Pastor cummings, I presume?

Thank God, literally, that the divine hand is expunging the anti-God immoralists who glut Obama’s departments.

+

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Juxtaposition WIN.

I’ve felt a little funny about picking on the Swankster since he revealed that he has to take medication to function.

The warning label on that medication should have Swank’s photo on it. Whatever it is, nobody should be taking it.

I can’t hate the Swankster, even though his opinions are so vile. He’s just too ridiculous, crazy, and way too accidentally entertaining. I doubt he has any influence over anyone…

The trouble is there are so many like him. Like the birds in The Birds. One crazy crow or a handful of crazy crows are manageable. But get a whole wack of them and it’s murder.

If “word salad” doesn’t describe Swank-Speak, how about “word smoothie”?

Oh, it’s way more mixed up than that. More like…Word plasma: Words stripped of all connection with any of the others.

I only find meaning in Swank-speak if I stare at it long enough, like one of those 3-D pictures. It’s a fleeting glimpse and the whole process makes my head hurt.

A whole murder of crazy crows is pretty wack too.

Studie, 9/17 2PM. 8 lbs. 11 oz, 21″.

Kraftwerk […] too much bad ’80s music!

Go straight to your room young man.

Studie Pool: 13 Sept, 0420GMT, 3.32kg, 52cm

“To unhand me, vile Terry!” comes to mind.
To see what you do there, soft one.

It roughly translates as, “I’ve had a stroke. Please send help.”

Studie: 9/15 11:03 am, 7 lb 9 oz, 21″

Van Jones is our version of David Irving Pat Buchanan, the man who denied the Holocaust.

Fecksed for great justice.

Nasty little five-eyed stickyfingers those Groaci

That’s some impressive oral leakage. His cranial hemorrhoids must be acting up again.

Aw, you guys, it’s easy.

non-assholes = Muslims

Today, we are all Muslims.

Today, we are all Muslims.

Can I be a Muslin instead, under Shania?

Um, Shania LAW, that’s what I meant. Yup.

And

Studie Pool: 3:00 pm, Sept. 13th.

What Obama wants is free health care for illegals. That is not stated outright but it is implied for it is not stated otherwise. Illegal aliens, if Obama’s plan gets passed, will get without-cost health care coverage without question.

Just like they do now! Only cheaper than an ER that we all pay for, plus the ERs are freed up for critical care functions.

I’m not sure what the right wing’s problem with this is…

Studie Pool 9/13, 3:01 PM 😛

Studie Pool – 9/16, 2:15 a.m.

Hmm. Maybe a post from the proprietors in which to dump all Studie Pool predictions? As is, they are more randomly scattered than Pastor Swank’s thoughts.

In other words, I am not sure where I put mine and am somewhat lazy.

I was looking at online baby pool generators, but none of them seemed appropriate. You had to sign up for the website and you just know that means spam.

you just know that means spam.

“successful online business”

OK, I’m not that lazy.

Studie Pool: September 14th, 9:09 AM.

Studie Pool: September 14th, 9:09 AM.

Damn. I wanted the one after 9:09…

(OK, that was a twisted reference to the whole Beatles thing today. Which is pissing me off.)

Heh. The random quote generator at the top said:

“And what’s with all these people having babies?”

Yeah, what’s up with that?

czars gone wild

Mmmmmmmm, flash your potentate, sonny…*drool*

(OK, that was a twisted reference to the whole Beatles thing today. Which is pissing me off.)

Heh. Weighting down the arm with the needle (although mine was more like a pencil lead) with pennies, nickels and quarters, grinding away the grooves and the music. I had an old Sears(!) turntable with detachable speakers (oooh, headphones if you laid on the floor!). Er, old.

I remember one of my first radio gigs, sitting in the control room while the engineer cued up a couple of (what passed for) cassettes in those days, and being blown away by how clear the songs sounded, considering what I experienced listening to Cousin Brucie on WABC-AM.

I remember going to kids’ houses and seeing component stereo equipment for the first time. With tuners with signal strength needles. And lights(!). And turntables with levers that dropped the toner arm (isn’t that what it was called?) on the record.

To repeat: old.

That’s my lawn, by the way.

Studie pool: 9/11 8:46 AM EDT. 9 lb 11 oz. 21 inches.

There, I’ve covered my ass.

To repeat: old.

BAH!

Youngshta!

I remember going to a friend’s house, and he had his records played using a baby pterodactyl who conveniently dropped his beak into the grooves!

And that’s not your lawn, that’s my foot fungus!

he had his records played using a baby pterodactyl
I was always amazed at The Flintstones‘ production crew’s ability to train their birds and animals to do such complex yet entertaining tricks.

Ah, yoot. Too bad it’s wasted on da young.

Don’t get me shtarted on how we used to bang rocks together for the soundtrack to porn films…

“…soundtrack to porn films…”

Film? Luxury!

We had to persuade actual people to do the shimmy-shammy in front of us and fake orgasms.

for the soundtrack to porn films…

Hmm. Was that Rock Hard starring in “Bangathon?”

Did I say “film”? I mean cave paintings.

Ah. “Behind the Green Rock,” then?

I’m so old, they didn’t have colors when I was growing up.

We had black and white cave paintings, and dad had to stand they holding two reindeer antlers for better reception.

Oh. “I am Curious (Grey),” then?

We never dared asked for Grey Poop On….

two reindeer antlers for better reception.

There’s your problem. You needed to upgrade to elk antlers when the stations did. Or get a converter rock.

Feh. Not “stations.” “Walls!

”
And.

I can’t understand why the government decided they needed to interfere with my cave painting watching…

“All your DC are belong to us.”

for teh win!

“Can I be a Muslin instead, under Shania?”

Sorry Pere, I think she sleeps on satin. 🙂

In the immortal words of Jules Winnfield:

“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!”

Works best if you’re pointing a gun at his head.

“ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!”

Works best if you’re pointing a gun at his head.

And you have jericurls…

I’m not sure what the right wing’s problem with this is…

well, it’s like troofy spat in recent days….. Liberals want universal health care, therefore BLARGHITY BLARGLE ARG BAUUUUURGGGH.

I can’t understand why the government decided they needed to interfere with my cave painting watching…

Well, I hated the fact that all the walls had to stop wallcasting and go blank at midnight, or just show a test rock.

Say what you will about them, those Groaci Ritual Grimacers were something to see.

Love the Retief books 🙂

we used to bang rocks together for the soundtrack to porn films
and when you tell the young’uns today how we had to evolve the body parts everyone takes for granted…

# Interview With ACD Founder J.J. Jackson (Part 1 of 2) | American Conservative Daily on February 8th, 2009 6:53 am

[…] Jackson: Yes, Grant Swank was an example of an author that I vetted but didn’t do a good job of vetting. Once we started […]

“Muslim colleagues power housing the Republic.”

He is proposing the retrofitting of older buildings to make them more energy efficient; an idea central to the tenants of Islam. Why, what did you think he meant?

Actor 212 — Wow! You must be almost as ancient as I am… Cousin Brucie… Oh, the memories of the transister radio the size of a toaster…

Studie Pool 9/13, 3:01 PM 😛

Oh, doing the old “Price Is Right” thing, eh?

A blogwar I did not know about. Funny URL:

http://www.littlegreenfootballs2.com/category/lgf/

A blogwar I did not know about. Funny URL:

Wow. Donner Party dynamics. Hide the children, they’ll come for them first.

Jeebus X. Keerist, is that Jose Chung I see upthread? I’d managed to forget all about that pompous ass. Seeing that name really took me back to 2006, when Sadly had trolls worthy of the name.

Can Real Gary be far behind?

http://www.littlegreenfootballs2.com/category/lgf/

That there is Grade A, USDA approved bile!

“Oh, that is such a load of crap! He signed a petition for a more complete investigation, hoping to reveal more of the Bush administration’s incompetence and inaction that allowed the attacks to happen. The Thruthers later added some “inside job” shit to this petition after everybody had signed it.”
(The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge)

Gee. Talk about spin! Would you mind telling us how you know that? And why did he apologize for signing it, if it was legit?

Okay. So you deny he’s a truther. Do you also deny Van Jones was Communist for several years? And do have no problem with a Communist making policy in the White House?

And do have no problem with a Communist making policy in the White House?

After thirty years of watching my salary barely beat inflation while the economy soared under capitalists, no. Basically.

You just keep serving up them softballs, Josie, and I’ll just keep knocking them out of the park.

Funny how Josie didn’t mind Richard Perle, who negotiated trade agreements with the Russkies before glasnost and perestroika…but suddenly now, commies matter!

And do have no problem with a Communist making policy in the White House?

OK, Chuckles, let’s hear your definition of “Communist.” And before you york up some floop about “gummint control” or “gummint spending,” etc., you have to take into account things like: Government spending on defense. The USPS. National highways. Medicare. The National Weather Service. DARPA. Etc.

Hmm?

Do you also deny Van Jones was Communist for several years?

Aaaaaaaaand is there something wrong with that?

If we can elect nutballs like Ron Paul to Congress, I think the country can survive the occasional Communist.

Did I wake up in 1957 today?

Goes out to the garage. Checks back of car. Nope, no tail fins.

“After thirty years of watching my salary barely beat inflation while the economy soared under capitalists, no. Basically.” (actor212)

Did it ever cross your mind that, in order to increase your income, you needed a better paying job?

Did it ever cross your mind that, in order to increase your income, you needed a better paying job?

Dude, I make more money than your entire family combined.

Did I wake up in 1957 today?

Well, you would be excused if you thought so, with all the carrying by some old geezers upthread.

How much can I buy you for, Josie? What does a painted right wing whore go for on the open market these days?

$1?

What does your sister charge? At least with her, I can pretend she’s still a virgin…

Well, you would be excused if you thought so, with all the carrying by some old geezers upthread.

Hey you kid! Get off my fungus!

Today’s Democrat tent is so big that even Communists and Truthers are welcome in it.

Did it ever cross your mind that, in order to increase your income, you needed a better paying job?

Did it ever cross your mind that you’re a douche?

“What does your sister charge? At least with her, I can pretend she’s still a virgin…” (actor212)

That’s what you call “knocking them out of the park?”

Today’s Democrat tent is so big that even Communists and Truthers are welcome in it.

And blacks and Hispanics! Don’t forget them! Or women! Or gays!

Which basically leaves you as the party of the old white guy…

Not so fast Josie, my tender pussycat! You haven’t told us what it means to be a “communist.” I’d like to see a communist in office. I’d like to seee a whole bunch of ’em. To supply balance to the kleptoplutocrats whose bumholes you keep licking.

Maybe you could take some time, maybe even read something other than corpopablum, get a clue as to what your words mean. Should you do that, still don’t come around here because this is a humor blog, twerp. You’re in the wrong building, asswipe. You got Limbaughjism all over yer face.

“What does your sister charge? At least with her, I can pretend she’s still a virgin…” (actor212)

That’s what you call “knocking them out of the park?”

I don’t like running up the score on the low-normal. It would be like racing a blind man with a blind dog.

There is no place on earth you can go to escape Islamic terror. It strikes every continent.

You got Limbaughjism all over yer face.

Limblecch…that’s going to require some brain bleach to get that stain out…

Today’s Democrat tent is so big that …

No. That’s not a definition.

*Chin in hand, drums fingers on desk*

Eh, definition there, sport? You know, “Commie.” Define please.

Hmm?

There is no place on earth you can go to escape Islamic terror. It strikes every continent.

Apparently, Josie, it strikes the INcontinent hardest…

Mmmm, I just love me some e-penis comparisons.

Like I said, Jose Chucklenuts, WYF is the bug up your ass about Communism?

It’d be a nice balance for whackos like Palin and Bachmann.

N.C.

Hello? It’s in the Communist countries that you can’t raise your income, unless you’re a party official of some rank or do it illegally, isn’t that correct? Here in America opportunities are abundant. Or is your lot and outlook so lowly that you’ve lost your gumption?

President Obama has shown just what a leftwing radical he really is by appointing antiAmerican scum like Jones as food czar. These czars are unconstitutional to say the least. One of them even wants to ban hunting for crying out loud.

This insanity has to stop. Either Obama must respect the constitution or he will be impeached before his first term is up. There are no other options anymore.

Looch,

Perhaps you should be asking that question of Van Jones. After all he was the Communist. Do a google search to see what he was up to and what he believed in those years. He would be the one to ask, not me.

It’s in the Communist countries that you can’t raise your income, unless you’re a party official of some rank or do it illegally, isn’t that correct?

Yup, 1957 for sure.

Hey, Jose, tell Whittaker Chambers next time you see him that he’s an asshole.

Here in America opportunities are abundant.

Josie, not for the average American, dipshit!

Now THAT’S knocking it out of the park, baby!

Eh, definition there, sport? You know, “Commie.” Define please.

Like most of his ilk he doesn’t understand the terms he’s throwing around. Communist, fascist, socialist, these, and other terms, have disappeared down the memory of their collective ignorance and now mean anyone they don’t agree with or wish to smear.

… or do it illegally, isn’t that correct? Here in America opportunities are abundant

Just ask Bernie Madoff.

The average annual income has gone down considerably since our comrade in chief took office. His socialist policies are going to bring our once great nation to nought. National Health Care anyone? Yeah, cause I really want to wait six months to see a friggin dentist like they do in England. Give me a friggin break.

He would be the one to ask, not me.

Weeeasel!

You used the term, sport, now define it.

People still have incomes under Communism?

You keep using that word, Communism. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Now, in fairness to Josie, Van Jones, in graduate school in 1992 hooked up with an avowed Communist organization.

In graduate school. Unlike Richard Perle who, WHILE AN ADULT, was secretly negotiating with the Russkies over trade agreements! Before Nixon ever even met Breszhnev! The subversive little prick!

But hey, Perle was only, what? NATIONAL FUCKING SECURITY DIRECTOR under Bush?

Where were you for that, Josie? Why do Commies matter now?

I guess I’ll be watching the Ed Sullivan Show on my black & white Philco tonight.

@ Cyntax

Of course. But let an old geezer have some fun (just for a little bit, anyway).

The average annual income has gone down considerably since our comrade in chief took office.

Think you’re confusing the current situation with the redistribution of wealth upwards that’s been brought to us by GWB. The top 1% have more than they did at any time since 1928.

Aw, c’mon, leave the poor little trollie alone. It’s not like he’s dangerous.

About “pastor” Skank’s brilliant work: You just don’t get the same effect without the bongos and string bass…

Of course. But let an old geezer have some fun (just for a little bit, anyway).

By all means, have at it. It’s some good exercise if nothing else.

I just love how the msm is making such a big friggin deal about Obama. So he’s giving a speech to school children. Why is this worth more publicity then similar speeches from Bush and Reagan? Or even Bill Clinton for that matter?

So Obama’s black. Big friggin deal! So is Clarence Thomas. But you don’t hear the msm constantly praising him do ya? I guess if you’re a conservative black man then you’re not really black according to the liberal media.

I guess if you’re a conservative black man then you’re not really black according to the liberal media GOP leadership.

Fixed!

So who’s this Elvis Presley feller the kids are all listening to?

I just dare Obama’s “green czar” to go ahead and try to ban hunting. Let’s see if Obama will win reelection? Go ahead I dare him.

What’s with the obsession with mikey, who hasn’t made an appearance here in quite some time? You hurt that bad, do ya?

WP is gonna hurt real bad in a minute….

Criminy, kid. Look, you have to go staright to the double dog dare or nothing’s gonna happen. Mang u iz st00pit.

I think Obama owes a big wet thank-you kiss to all of the right-wingers who provided so much free publicity and hype for his speech to the little tykes. Without their tireless efforts to draw attention to what was, really, a pretty low-key vanilla speech, I guarantee every kid who watched it would have forgotten they even heard a speech before morning recess. As it is, they were all hanging on every word, listening closely to try and make out what the big deal was all about. Man, you can’t buy that kind of motivation! It also showed children–who are great bullshit-detectors–what absolute idiots their parents were to make such a fuss over such an innocuous message. So what about you, Josie–did your mommy keep you home from school yesterday, so you wouldn’t be “infected” by the scawwy libwul boogieman?

Go ahead I dare him.

“Yeah? Yeah?! Well I double-dog dare you!”

Why is this worth more publicity then similar speeches from Bush and Reagan?

Um… I dunno, ’cause a bunch of right-wing teabagging cretins made a huge stink about it because a SCARY BLACK MAN might brainwash their kids into being Communists (here we go again) and the media these days, for whatever reason, gave them a free ride as usual to blather their paranoid delusions all over the place?

What, no new Sadly post?

Here, I’ve got more pics from New Mexico.
~

the media these days, for whatever reason, gave them a free ride

Never underestimate the entertainment value…

Wow, it’s 1957 and 2005, what with these paleo-trolls showing up.

Wow, it’s 1957 and 2005, what with these paleo-trolls showing up.

Damned liberal judges and their lenient sentencing guidelines…

And what’s with Obama hiring a “diversity czar”. I tell you these czar’s are unconstitutional. No unelected government official should be allowed to have this kind of power. Where is the acountability to the American people?

Oh right, under communism there is no accountablity. I forgot. Looks like our comrade in chief has taken a page from Uncle Joe’s rulebook.

No unelected government official should be allowed to have this kind of power.

I agree. Let’s impeach Chief Justice Roberts.

Obama = Stalin? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

Okay, I vote “parody troll”.

Oh right, under communism there is no accou…flppbbtt..zszszssssh..ppllphht..sssszshsss….

Shit, now I gotta get up and move the damn elk antlers again on account all a’ this white noise…

I just love how the msm is making such a big friggin deal about Obama. So he’s giving a speech to school children. Why is this worth more publicity then similar speeches from Bush and Reagan? Or even Bill Clinton for that matter?

That’s a great question. I guess you’ll have to ask FAUX NEWS whose babbling heads repeatedly called Obama’s speech “unprecedented,” or maybe you could ask all the other mouth-breathers who pulled their kids out of school for fear of “indoctrination?”

Shit, now I gotta get up and move the damn elk antlers again on account all a’ this white noise…

Oh, I just nailed a moose to the wall. Works fine.

I’m thinking it might take up too much room. Maybe if I just stuck his head on the wall…

If Obama’s czar bans hunting, then myself and all fourteen million American hunters are gonna go to the polls in mass and then we will see how quickly real change comes!

Shit, now I gotta get up and move the damn elk antlers again on account all a’ this white noise…

Haven’t you heard about the latest technological breakthrough to improve your reception? All you have to do is walk outside your cave and catch the first rabbit you see. Then you use its ears…

Okay, I vote “parody troll”.

Yeah, he’s setting these things up too nicely.

all fourteen million American hunters are gonna go to the polls in mass

Don’t forget to kneel when the priest asks you to.

All you have to do is walk outside your cave and catch the first rabbit you see. Then you use its ears…

*fingersnap*

That’s brilliant!

HORTENSE! LET THE MOOSE LOOSE!

Wait. Wait. Rabbits breed like bunnies!

I’m going to run out of walls before I need more ears.

I tell you these czar’s are unconstitutional. No unelected government official should be allowed to have this kind of power. Where is the acountability to the American people?

So was your mommy (or your gramma, I guess) this upset in 1973 when Nixon appointed William E. Simon as “Energy Czar”? or Myles Ambrose as the first “Drug Czar”? or When Reagan named William Bennet (who might be your daddy, or maybe grampa) as “Education Czar”? Or is it just Czars appointed by blackity-blackity negro darkies that yank your crank?

Then you use its ears…

Hey, thanks for the tip. Gettin’ tired of wrapping bark around the antlers as it is…

Gettin’ tired of wrapping bark around the antlers as it is…

*getting chisel and rock*

Wait. Wait. Slow down. I can’t write that fast…

And what’s with Obama hiring a “diversity czar”. I tell you these czar’s are unconstitutional. No unelected government official should be allowed to have this kind of power. Where is the acountability to the American people?

Czar – nickname for a director of federal agency. Appelation first used by Richard Nixon when appointing his “energy czar”, though the press used it in the 1930’s. Has never appeared in any official job title nor description.

President George W. Bush appointed a number of czars to his White House, including a “cybersecurity czar,” “regulatory czar,” “AIDS czar,” “bird-flu czar,” “war czar,” and “Katrina czar.”

NEXT!

all fourteen million American hunters are gonna go to the polls in mass

Maybe he means “in Mass.” as in Massachusetts.

Those polls are going to be a bit crowded. And I hope Boston can stock enough cheap-shit beer for all those hunters before they get there.

Czar does not equal cabniet level ministers. The ministers of the various cabinets have to be approved by the Senate. These czars are appointed directly by the President. Sorry, you fail again.

I seem to recall that Reagan feller and that Bush feller having czars.

So Republican czars good, Democrat czars bad. Got it.

Wait. Wait. Rabbits breed like bunnies!

I’m going to run out of walls before I need more ears.

Psssssst. Gonna let u in on a lil sekrit. Bunnies is tasties!

So Republican czars good, Democrat czars bad.

Four legs good! Two legs baaaaaaaaaad!

Bunnies is tasties!

I thought that was l’il pussies?

I see civilization is progressing by leaps and bounds today. About time.

Budweiser is my favorite beer btw. The domestic stuff is the best.

Those polls are going to be a bit crowded. And I hope Boston can stock enough cheap-shit beer for all those hunters before they get there.

I’m still stuck wondering why this will change anything. Did all these hunters fail to vote in the last election?

Czar does not equal cabniet level ministers.

Atheists discriminated against AGAIN.

Didn’t the Communists kill the Czar?

*Chin in hand, continues to drum fingers*

“Aw, he’s no fun! He fell right over!“

The ministers of the various cabinets

He has a point. These ministers often have to take a Pledge before they minister to the cabinets. Sometimes they even have to Endust before they testify.

He shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

mikey smells like shit said,

September 9, 2009 at 20:37

Czar does not equal cabniet level ministers. The ministers of the various cabinets have to be approved by the Senate. These czars are appointed directly by the President. Sorry, you I fail again.

The domestic stuff is the best.

OK, definitely parody troll.

Didn’t we get into the whole Canadian/American, mass-produced/micro-brew thing awhile back?

And as to domestic, doesn’t InBev own Bud these days?

Czar does not equal cabniet level ministers. The ministers of the various cabinets have to be approved by the Senate. These czars are appointed directly by the President. Sorry, you fail again

‘Round these here parts we don’t call ’em “ministers”, boy. We call ’em “secretaries”. What are you, some kinda… Canadian?

Enjoy the dance.

Did all these hunters fail to vote in the last election?

It wath rabbith theathon!

These are not inferior offices. These czars will have more power than is constitutionally authorized in an unelected official.

I thought that was l’il pussies?

Ugh. I don’t eat “fish” either.

“Eh, uh-huh Doc. It was duck season!”

These are not inferior offices.

Sure. White guys serve in them. You want inferior, look at where the wimmin are kept.

We confirmed several of the “czars” you have a massive boner for. But hey, if facts mattered for shit to you wingnut pricks, you wouldn’t be wingnut pricks.

These are not inferior offices. These czars will be so strong and powerful and manly and hirsute and …oooh they’ll smell musky and manlyish and so strong and so powerful! I shall swooooon!

It’s his obsession, It’s his obsession, ….

“Pronoun trouble!”

It’s his obsession, It’s his obsession, ….

Ladies and gentlemen, we have Glenn Beck guest trolling us!

Just what we need, bigger government. Our Republic was founded on the concept of limited government. Obama’s public policies and those of the Democrat party are unconstitutional themselves.

One of the smear campaign’s most-used tactics is misrepresenting Senate-confirmed positions as “czars” in the Obama administration. Right-wing pundit Sean Hannity exploded in an angry rant a couple of months ago, referring to Obama administration czars as a “select group of unvetted, unconfirmed individuals who are now at the helm of a shadow government right here in the U.S.” He cited John Holdren, Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, as an example of one of these individuals, even though Holdren “was indeed confirmed by the U.S. Senate.” Right-wing blogger Michelle Malkin has also deceptively referred to Holdren as the “science czar.” In July, Rep. Eric Cantor (R-VA) wrote an op-ed ripping Obama’s “czars,” even though three of the people he cited had been confirmed by the Senate. Meanwhile, conservatives have taken to using a list of “czars” compiled by Politico to claim that many officials who were either confirmed by the Senate or held over from previous administrations are “czars.”

Well at least mikey is floggin the party line faithfully.

“Just what we need, bigger government. Our Republic was founded on the concept of limited government. Obama’s public policies and those of the Democrat party are unconstitutional themselves.”
Oh, so you opposed the Iraq war and the Patriot Act?

Our Republic was founded on the concept of limited government.

Yea but no one paid attentiont to the Articles of Confederation, so they toughened them up.

“Oh, so you opposed the Iraq war and the Patriot Act?”

Yes.

Btw, Obama’s green post czar is an admitted troofer. You leftists sure have an impressive cast of characters in this administration. Terrorists, truthers and racists. Oh my!

OT (because what the hell at this point?):

Can one of S,N!’s cocktail mavens point me toward a good, authentic mojito recipe? Our roof deck has yielded a bumper crop of mint…

I don’t think a duck with your temper ought to drink, do you, Daffy?

We need a new term to discriminate an actual, for-laffs parody troll, from a sincere troll who can’t help but be a parody. I think “Republican” will do. They’ve become the parody party, entirely comprising and represented by loons, paranoids, cretins, and the masters who control them.

Now watch this drive:

Studie pool: Sept. 13, 2:45 am.

Our Republican Party was founded on the concept of limited government intelligence.

*Dusts off hands*

Fecksed!

Terrorists, truthers and racists.

G. Gordon Liddy, Pat Robertson and Jefferson Beauregard Sessions are Democrats now? Neither Fox nor Drudge reported it, so it can’t be true.

With a missing tag here or there….

I don’t think a duck with your temper ought to drink, do you, Daffy?

Oh, er, um, I was asking on behalf of a friend.

And yes, Actor, the tags are the hardest to chisel.

Well at least mikey is floggin the party line faithfully.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

And yes, Actor, the tags are the hardest to chisel.

*putting down rocks*

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I was watching porn.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I was watching porn.

And getting your rocks off? Hmm?

*covers head with arms, runs away*

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, I was watching porn.

And getting your rocks off? Hmm?

Took you long enough! I can’t keep cracking ALL my own jokes!

Christ, mikey’s shit smeller is boring.

So, with that in mind, Hungary tits eat bats

Our Republic was founded on the concept of limited government.

Big whoopity shit – there weren’t corporations in the form they are today back then. Get rid of corporations and we’ll talk. Otherwise your foundation arguments might as well discuss setting up Pharaohs again in Egypt for all their modern utility.

Hungry tits? Jeebus, as though the vagina teeth isn’t enough to scare a person.

Folks, “mikey smells” is an old banned troll. AKA “saul” and “homosexuals are aids monkeys”. Ignore him, plz, he’s not even any fun to prod.

And Jose Chung is a right-wing troll going way, way, way back. Almost every leftish blog has dealt with him at some point in the last 5 years. He trolled Teh Sadly back when I started reading, along with annieangel and shoelimpy and the real Gary Ruppert.

So, with that in mind, Hungary tits eat bats

Do I want to know the search string that found this? Eh, maybe not.

Chipping as fast as I can, Actor. Also.

Hungary tits eat bats

Well, I mean, they ARE hungary…

Hungary tits eat bats

Shouldn’t there be an “Orly” somewhere in that sentence?

The bats go down easier if they’re Orly.

Man, I don’t want Hungary bats going down on me ever, I don’t care how Orled up they are!

Actual fun.

She wears little eye-patch underwear.

If ur unnerware haz iPatch, ur doin it RONG!

Hey, Team USA. Want a lesson in counter-terrorism? In Spanish?

Not entirely off-topic:

Whew! Just read CaME-ME-ME-ME-lle Paglia’s latest at salon. While her sentence structure is light years better than Pastor Stank’s, she doesn’t make much more sense than does he.

Actual fun.

God bless the OC.

And the title of this guy’s new radio show is just asking for a riffing by the SadlyNaughts.

I LOVE the idea of a communist czar. Nipples explode with delight, & c. I’m going to feed them bats until Obama RENOMINATES Van Jones. AND FLYING FOXES, motherfucker, because that’s how we roll here in the breastland.

“Inside the Mind of Mark Foley”

Bah, I was hoping for “Mark Foley’s Steamroom.”

And the title of this guy’s new radio show is just asking for a riffing by the SadlyNaughts.

Shouldn’t that read “Inside the THIGHS of Mark Foley”?

Arr, laddie, it be pirate poontang Rep. Duvall be after!

because that’s how we roll here in the breastland

I’m sorry, I’m not paying for turkey breast when what you’re trying to sell me is turkey roll.

She wears little eye-patch underwear.
If ur unnerware haz iPatch, ur doin it RONG!
All the cool kids these days are re-enacting the Eyeball scene from “Story of the Eye”. Don’t you follow youth trends?*

Speaking of which, if LOLgroaci become an internet tradition, I’m going to have to re-read some Retief books.

* Was going to say “keep abreast of”, but just in time I saw the potential for willful misinterpretation.

Don’t you follow youth trends?

BAH! I used to get lash jobs from the hooker two caves down, who hung out in the biker bar!

that’s how we roll here in the breastland

[bangs rocks enthusiastically]

Damn it, I should’ve majored in Persuasive Communications.

Arrr, pirate poontang has blown the man down.

I’m going to feed them bats
No-one could possibly have predicted that crass Japanese movies would already have come up with appropriate but NSFW imagery.

“the real Gary Ruppert.”

I remember when he trolled at Atrios’ joint

Damn. I’m blocked from Classmates or I could post her picture.

I’m sorry, I’m not paying for turkey breast when what you’re trying to sell me is turkey roll.

No no, it’s a fruit bat roll-up!

Was going to say “keep abreast of”, but just in time I saw the potential for willful misinterpretation

Smut: mood-killer, or moodiest-killer?

Not TO bats, but consider your reputation restored.

Smut: mood-killer, or moodiest-killer?

I dunno, I’ve always found smut to be rather mood-making. Breaks the ice at parties!

“Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude from California State University…”

I don’t think “cum laude” means what she thinks it means.

“Ms. Barsuglia graduated cum laude loudly from California State University…”

Fixed for accracy.

Oh God, that link, SMcG. I saw that fat fuck’s picture and then read the text, now I feel nauseated. Holy crap.

Here’s a photo of Ms. deThong-Imbroglio or whatever.

http://www.cawrecycles.org/files/images/Krekorian_Barsuglia.jpg

MzN, the account was suspended!

actor: I stole the link off a commenter at Wonkette.

I dunno. I might tap that, especially if I was a married sleazy Republican legislator who she threw herself at to get legislation passed.

MzN,

They probably noticed a spike in activity and pulled the account

I think I can state without fear of contradiction that this guy is a big fat slobby disgusting pea-brained idiot pig-man thing. Ned Beatty could play him in the upcoming bio-pic. Not that I have anything against Ned Beatty.

He’s gone now, but the next time one of the ZOMG TEH CZARS trolls comes through, ask ’em to point to one person in the Executive branch whose official title contains the word “czar” (protip: the answer is 0). “Czar” is a made-up convenience term for sub-cabinet deputy directors with a specialized portfolio; we say “Drug Czar”, for example, because its easier to say/type than “The Director of the Office of National Drug Control Policy”.

Meh, who am I kidding, they probably think the Czars were Commies instead of the autocrats the Commies overthrew.

a big fat slobby disgusting pea-brained idiot pig-man thing
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

good, authentic mojito recipe? Our roof deck has yielded a bumper crop of mint…

Be a fucking American & make mint juleps!

“Mojitos!” Har-rumph!

Whoever it was who has the bumper crop of mint: I don’t have a mojito recipe, but I have a lovely raisin-carrot-mint salad recipe if you’re interested.

ooh, I have a mint-cilantro chutney recipe that freezes like a dream.

Be a fucking American & make mint juleps!

If you invite some of the descendants of the Twelve Tribes, you can call them Mint Jewleps! There’s one way to get them to the Heartland.

mint juleps
These are vault copies?

especially if I was a married sleazy Republican legislator who she threw herself at to get legislation passed

What, you don’t think she loved and respected him?

tigrismus: Oh yum. Please share? I adore chutney and I also have a bumper crop of mint. Also of basil, Thai basil, lemon balm, and the tarragon and fennel are still hanging in pretty well. Does this stuff freeze well? I never had an herb garden before.

I have the mint. I have the rum. I want to make mojitos.

Is that so wrong?

Heidi-Photo: How is it that someone who slaps on the eye-liner & lip-whatever like that can’t do anything about those oily facial high-lights?

Looks like a low-rent Kathy Lee Gifford.

And:

Prior to joining the Retailers in 2004, Ms. Barsuglia acted as legal and legislative consultant to Democratic members of the California legislature.

A real whoor

Prior to law school, Ms. Barsuglia worked as Legislative Aide to then-Assemblyman Charles Poochigian and to the Assembly Appropriations Committee. While attending college, Ms. Barsuglia worked as a speechwriter for Governor Pete Wilson’s Office of Constituent Affairs.

as Poochigian is a Republican & ninny (& was just appointed to the bench by Goobernator Arnie) like Gov. Pete Wilson, who single-handedly lost the Latin vote for Republicans.

I have the mint. I have the rum. I want to make mojitos.

Is that so wrong?

It’s Cuban, so yes, obviously it is wrong.

Please enjoy a light beer instead.

How is it that someone who slaps on the eye-liner & lip-whatever like that can’t do anything about those oily facial high-lights?

You don’t want to see her taitz.

It’s Cuban, so yes, obviously it is wrong.

*quickly hiding Partagas*

What, now?

Well, if you already have the rum (A fine new world spirit itself) we’ll let it slide this time.

151 proof, I hope.

BAH! I used to get lash jobs

Don’t you mean “sleeve jobs”?

Yeah, but Hemingway liked the drink, so it’s rugged.

I prefer my drinks to be (d)rugged individuals.

Hello? It’s in the Communflorb blop aroooo

No, no, no. Here, let’s start over.

Hi, I’m N.C.! You’re a douche!

Cilantro Mint Chutney
2-3 garlic chives with bulbs
2 cups fresh cilantro
1 cup fresh mint leaves
1 lemon and lime (adjust to taste)
4 green chilies (adjust to taste)
1 tsp cumin seeds
Salt to taste- can use 50% kala namak(black salt)

Prepare coriander and mint leaves, removing any tough stalks. Wash and drain.
Dry roast cumin seeds on a hot griddle until a nice, roast aroma rises.
Peel and seed the lemon and lime, leaving the flesh intact. De-stem the chilies.
Place everything in a blender and grind to a thick paste. Adjust seasoning to taste. Store in a jar or freeze.

Basil freezes well, esp as pesto, but will brown unless you blanch it a bit: great instructions. I’ve never tried to preserve the rest, but I bet the Google would let you find out how it’s worked for others.

Hemingway liked the drink

COMMUNIST.

I prefer my drinks to be (d)rugged individuals.

Roofies and tequila shots, I find, are most effective.

2-3 garlic chives with bulbs

Incandescent, or can we substitute CFLs?

I am having no luck finding an image of eyepatch underwear. What am I doing wrong?

Psst, J….it’s slang for a thong. “Pirate eyepatch”…

I am having no luck finding an image of eyepatch underwear. What am I doing wrong?

Type with one less hand.

Arrr, here be a picture of the tawdry wench.

She be less greasy in this image.

it’s slang for a thong

Oh, that’s no fun. I thought he was talking about a thong with a patch that can be flipped up or to the side.

Arrr, here be a picture of the tawdry wench.

ETHICS COURSE COMPLETION DATE
11/12/2008

Psst, J….it’s slang for a thong.
Pirates wore thongs over their heads? This aspect of the buccaneering world is new to me.

You don’t want to see her taitz.
The Interducts are certainly a disillusioning influence. Until recently I was under the impression that ‘perineum’ was a fictional Defense Attorney.

Arrrr, and here be the tawdry garment in question.

(no, not really. Jeez)

Type with one less hand.
Mr McGravitas will be hearing shortly from the Mass / Count Noun Distinction Police.

From the OC Weekly article linked in the TPM piece.

Sempra’s 2008-2009 “Code of Business Conduct” states, “We’ve built [the company’s] rich tradition because of the emphasis we place on ethical business conduct and compliance with the laws and regulations that govern?our business. We don’t compromise on either for the sake of success.”

Mr McGravitas will be hearing shortly from the Mass / Count Noun Distinction Police.

I haven’t been to Mass in forever!

Here, NY Guy.

* 2-3 oz rum
* Juice of 1 Lime (1 oz)
* 2 tsp Sugar
* 2-4 Mint sprigs
* Soda water

Lightly muddle (?!) the mint and sugar with a splash of soda water in a mixing glass until the sugar dissolves and you smell the mint. Squeeze the lime into the glass, add rum and shake with ice. Strain over cracked ice in a highball glass. Top with soda water, garnish with mint sprig and serve.

Thanks tigrismus also plus.

MzNicky-

Muddling means to take a spoon or blunt object and mash the mint and sugar together so that they co-mingle.

BTW

Did y’all know that today is 9-09-09? Turn it upside down and waddyagit?

6-6-6

Obambi R teh ANTI-Christ!

You heard it here folks.

Muddling means

I had the impression it was more like Mr. Magoo talking to parking meters.

#

Substance McGravitas said,

September 9, 2009 at 23:23 (kill)

Arrr, here be a picture of the tawdry wench.

ETHICS COURSE COMPLETION DATE
11/12/2008

The home schooled version of the course?

Well, I was rather surprised you got a good hundred posts between two of the more obsessional trolls coming back at once (or one of the main obsessional ones multiple trolling again) before some one reported on the event that will have driven them into a desperate need to hurt liberals to take away some of their own pain; So I’ll just repeat it for anyone who hasn’t quite spotted it yet. In bold text. Just, you know, for history’s sake, and reminding the wider world about the actual truth of certain people’s honesty…

California state Rep. Michael Duvall, a Republican representing Orange County, has been forced to resign after bragging about infidelity with two different mistresses on the legislative floor, because he thought the microphones were off.

This makes the suckers who vote Republican mad, and makes them want to come here and abuse Liberals.

And isn’t that prostitution? If they can show votes were traded for sexual favors then they should arrest her for prostitution, her lobbying firm for pimpin’ and him for solicitin’.

I’d love to see those charges read aloud in a court of law.

This makes the suckers who vote Republican mad, and makes them want to come here and abuse Liberals.

Shh. I’m busy making Mojito Julep Chutney.

Can you guys please stop playing the race card so damn much? It’s really tiresome.

Sincere thanks for the recipe, MzNicky. And thank you too, Tommmcat (I once heard Rachel Maddow explain “muddling” on her radio show, so I feel prepared to attempt it.)

Bless all the boozehounds and cocktail spaniels everywhere.

You’re welcome Some NY Guy. I’m not partial to rum drinks (or mint much either) so I don’t really know if this one is good or not. Sounds similar to ones we made that one time.

Way O/T, but at this point what does it matter?: and speaking of MessiahObammy’s speech tonight — Some of you may remember my mentioning on occasion MrNicky’s difficulties over the last decade with thyroid cancer. Don’t even get me started on preexisting conditions and shit. Anyway, good update: Metastasis to his spine seems under control at this time. Last thyroglobulin count was way way down from where it was before latest surgery and radiation. We are happy. Now if we could figure out how to get our premiums under $1200 a month. At any rate, thank Kennedy for COBRA. I’ll now make myself a shaker of Cosmos and await the magic Negro hour.

hey, mznicky, just a quick driveby to say I’m glad to hear mrnicky is doing a bit better. Sounds like it’s been a long hard haul for the both of you.

“Inside the Mind of Mark Foley”
I am of the age where sigmoidoscopy loses its romance.

Congrats to MrNicky. I have a sis-in-law with pancreatic cancer who is doing amazingly well but we all watch her counts like hawks. Every time she goes in for tests everybody gets very tense.

So far, insurance has been good but as it is she can forget ever changing jobs even assuming she survives the disease. And bankruptcy looms like a shadow in the corner, waiting for just one slip.

Me, I’m all for socialized health care.

Wow, MzNicky, I had no idea. I lost my sister to cancer when I was a boy, so I know what a fight it is to get through. Best of everything to you both.

“I am of the age where sigmoidoscopy loses its romance.”

Just think of it as love-by-roofie, lie back and think of England. You won’t remember anyway.

Holy smokes, gonna be a thousand comment thread!

I was always amazed at The Flintstones‘ production crew’s ability to train their birds and animals to do such complex yet entertaining tricks.

It was a “pre-Fall” world, in which Jesus H. Christ rode a Monoclonius and T. rex used its steak-knife teeth to crack coconuts.

Our roof deck has yielded a bumper crop of mint…

&

I adore chutney and I also have a bumper crop of mint.

It’s impossible not to have a bumper crop of mint, watch out or it’ll take over the garden. I’ve always grown it in tubs to prevent this from happening. I always like to put a lot of mint in tabbouleh.

Incidentally, best rum drink ever:

Equal parts Coconut Rum, Spiced Rum, and White Rum (I do about 2oz of each, in that I am a drunkie)

Generous slosh of cranberry juice.

Splash of Pineapple juice

3 to 4 dashes of bitters (this is important, it really makes the drink)

Shake well, garnish with cherry and orange, serve with umbrella or plastic monkey of some kind.

plastic monkey of some kind

Ryan Seacrest?

Are we having Commie mojitos? Cuz I’m thirsty.

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY JANUS-NODE

Ah, Republican lawmakers — reminding us that juvenile sexuality is for old, pasty white folks too. You’d think that at his age he’d be familiar enough with buttfloss and spankings and spunking in a lady that he’d be able to keep his mouth shut about it.

Favorite rum drink is coquito, have I mentioned I have worked in Hunt’s Point off and on for years?

MzNicky, good luck to your husband. I lost too many friends, too young, to cancer. My mother fought breast cancer successfully, and a lot of my friends’ moms have as well.

A while ago, I listened in horror as my favorite Brooklyn Bartender (as opposed to my favorite Manhattan, Bronx, or Yonkers bartenders) told me of a friend of hers who was the artist/temp loft dweller type who found a lump on his thigh. Well, he knew he couldn’t go for treatment if he ever wanted to obtain health insurance, so he sweated things out as he found a full-time job with benefits, waited six months until his benefits kicked in, and ultimately had almost twenty cancerous lymph nodes removed.

Medicare for all, enough is enough. Barry had better deliver the goods with his speech. One doesn’t play Mister Nice Guy with a bunch of fucking vampires.

This better be good, Hopey.

Mr McGravitas will be hearing shortly from the Mass / Count Noun Distinction Police.

Mass Countess, tyvm. Now, where did I put that taser…

Not even the teleprompter can save Hopey McChange now. Health care “reform” is dead, dead, DEAD, and so is your precious “public option”. Period.

“Back from the brink”, Hopey? Is that what you call 9.7% unemployment?

Watching the speech… how soon before rightards declare war on “Axis of Roosevelt”?

Thanks all. We’re good. I also had breast cancer (10 years NED). Cancerland is one of the reasons Hopey has got to get this thing done.

Oh, I see the Teleprompter talking points are back. Talk about your trolling it on the cheap. Do they just have a giant cycle going? Is the Mustard going to come back in the spring, followed by the Death Panels back around next August?

Hell, I’m half-expecting them to start making fun of Obama for having a photo-op in a tank, or for fleeing from a killer bunny.

Cancerland is one of the reasons Hopey has got to get this thing done.

It’s really become a rite of passage for all too many people. The fact that survivors of juvenile-onset diseases can’t get coverage is another reason it needs to happen.

Favorite rum drink is coquito

VEILED aw nevermind.

VEILED aw nevermind.

Hey, mention any cocktails, and, nevermind.

Are we liveblogging? I’m watching Cspan. Wonkette’s coverage is sucking donkey dix.

Man, Max Baucus just looked like four miles of bad road. What a sourpuss!

Not to be all Zombie-looksist, but holy hell, by all the Old Gods, did Michelle Obama find a hidden stash of J. Edgar Hoover’s dresses?

I wanna see those GUNS, woman!!

Aw, we’ve all got our fingers crossed that you’ll get socialized mental health care, Troofus! You may bookmark it with my fondest hopes for your future wellness.

By all the cheering and suchlike, it seems that health care reform is live and kicking.

And he is talking PUBLIC OPTION, as espoused by GRAMPA SIMPSON-MCCAIN.

Bonus points for kicking the No-Nothings in the teeth for ‘playing games’

And sincere best wishes for Mr and MzNicky. I’ll be hoping for good law and good luck.

I’m watching, yes, he just called them liars!

Suck it, Obama! LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!

What was yelled out?

Make it into a Town Hell for Hopey, Republicans! LIAR!

where’s the Coach?

Because Obama is laying a SPREAD of TRUTH, all right.

I wish, however, he would ridicule the spelling of the dead-enders.

Get help, dear. Really.

I love how, when the Democratic Party members stand up, they dwarf the Reptpublican (sic) Party in size.

Sadly enough, the “Death Panels” bullshit lives on:

“Common sense tells us that the government’s attempts to solve large problems more often create new ones,” the former GOP vice presidential candidate continues. “Common sense also tells us that a top-down, one-size-fits-all plan will not improve the workings of a nationwide health-care system that accounts for one-sixth of our economy.”

Palin, whose initial Facebook posting on so called “death panels” last month is credited with spurring heated opposition to the House Democratic health care proposal, again raises the now widely debunked claim a government panel could determine which senior citizens receive vital treatments.

“Is it any wonder that many of the sick and elderly are concerned that the Democrats’ proposals will ultimately lead to rationing of their health care by-dare I say it-death panels?” she writes. “Establishment voices dismissed that phrase, but it rang true for many Americans.”

“Common sense” is also what tells you the Earth is flat.

McCain looks like friggin Popeye, when teh Prez compared public insurance to the public college system to point out how there’s no threat to the private insurance system.

But he just called the Republicans his friends. Oooh, several hundred points off.

He’s kicking down triggers and co-ops though.

Apparently, the Republicans HATE choice, and HATE Americans getting the care they need, when they need it.

they dwarf the Reptpublican (sic) Party in size

VEILED aw you know the drill

Damn, this guy knows how to deliver a nuclear bitchslap.

Boner looks like he’s about to puke.

I LIKE seeing the Republican indigestion look, especially when he called out the spending frenzy of the last administrations!!

But he just called the Republicans his friends. Oooh, several hundred points off.

It just adds to the sting. He’s imperturbable, and that’s bugging the shit out of the troglodytes. He just fucking kicked them in the nuts with his mention of Iraq being “off budget”, and he still comes across as a gentleman.

Well, the Republican’ts thought single-payer universal health care was FUCKIN’ GREAT… for Iraqis.

(BTW, stop by SouBeale’s blog if you get a chance… she’s infested with cockroaches gLibertarian gun nuts (same thing, pretty much) and we need backup snark.)

Hopey is still sinking, being bombarded not only by the right but by your own left wing whining. The left is beginning to abandon the Democrat Party now that the public option Trojan Horse is dead. Can another “Nader” be far behind in 2012?

it rang true for many Americans.

Ooh, argumentum ad populum! It MUST be true!

I wish I had been counting the number and variety of ways in which he’s called the Republicans a bunch of damn liars.

The Republicans look like Obama just told them that Santa Claus doesn’t exist.

Watching this speech is a great reminder to myself of why I voted for this man. I truly needed this pep talk after the horseshit summer. Can anyone else count the sour grapes in congress? God, what a big bunch of babies and American haters.

Hey libs–

The public option is DEAD DEAD DEAD.

Hey Colleen, did you feel a tingle up your leg? Moron.

No mention of tort reform. Stupid Republicans just got kicked in the nuts after applauding so hard after hearing the word “malpractice”. Man, Barry’s smooth, but cold, like a frozen margarita of doom.

The right will be feeling the butthurt, even more than they did last November.

“We will call you out!”. OMFG, I can’t wait to print this speech out and just savor it.

Teleprompter so and so, actually I’m needing a cigarette right about now.

EPIC.

[sic], Colleen. Buddy spells it “Telepropmter,” not “Teleprompter.”

goddam, how fucking awesome is it to have an articulate, compassionate orator for a president? KICK IT BARRY!

Some needs to make B^4 aware of the internet tradition of a SPOILER ALERT.

I’m just wondering if the Republican who delivers the rebuttal speech will be able to stand up while delivering it, after getting kicked in the nuts that hard.

Thanks sluggo, I really hadn’t noticed. Damn that was a fine speech.

a frozen margarita of doom
Oh, I know that story.

After reading the text, there’s a lot of good stuff. Except for “slowing the growth” of health care costs. Does that sound remotely attractive to anyone? “Sure, your already-obscenely-high insurance premiums will continue to skyrocket, but at a slightly slower pace.”

It’s a shame it’s taken them this long to get their talking points clearly nailed down, but if Barry manages to transform the speech into reality, pretty much everyone will be moderately happy.

But as always, Democrats, defeat, jaws of victory, etc.

he’s standing pretty stiff, Jennifer.

He’s a Doctor!! OooooOOOOOooo!

After the lights dim, the pundits feel thrills up their legs, the libs swoon, and the teleprompter is hauled to a back storage room somewhere, the fact remains that Hopey will not accomplish his health care bill with his public option Trojan Horse. Obama has been bested, been schooled in the art of politics by the GOP and our think tanks with massive funding, and we have won. We are the Wellington to his Napoleon, and he has met his Waterloo.

The August Town Hell strategy worked, and now we will use it whenever Hopey tries to pass his Socialist policies.

Hopey is well on his way to being President of 30% of America.

Welcome back, Carter! Welcome back!

Obama’s Waterloo

Bookmark it, libs!

I am.

We will be sure to bookmark it, as you have shown yourself to be so prescient up to now.

What is this Bustier fellow rambling about?

“Exploding the deficit?” What the fuck planet does this Doc live on.

Boustani or whatever….UR A TOOL

BTW, there’s already whining over at Kos and the Lefty sites like FDL about how Obama is really a “Republican” and a “Corporatist” and how he needs to be primaried or have a Third Party. The Democrat Party is in disarray tonight.

Doctor Rebuttal can’t read HIS telepropmter very well. Cotton mouth too, apparently.

Isn’t it great living through the Right Wing’s Waterloo?

Naw, he went for tort reform, sort of, in a sensible way.

And may I add that it is just swell for our President to be someone who can speak at more than a snail’s pace, instead of the demented, senile (Reagan) crackers (Carter & Clinton) pseudo-crackers (Bush & Busher) people who played football w/o a helmet (Ford) criminal paranoids (Nixon) & another damn mushmouth (LBJ) w/ their slow-talking, boring shit.

Oh my God! We’ve got to get rid of those public option universities. That’s communism!

Olbermann notes that Doctor Rebuttal has been sued for malpractice 3 times, and is a Birfer. Nice choice, Dead-Enders.

So what do you have to say about the in-fighting from the left over how Obama is a “corporatist”? Hmmm?

Oops, question mark in the wrong spot. I know how you guys are about that.

Oh, Sen. Snowe, where is your dear Trigger?

Nice choice, Dead-Enders.

Actually you kinda have to applaud them for choosing someone truly representative of their side.

Hmmmm?

Hmmmm?

Hmmmmm?

What, don’t you know the words?

Oh, I know that story.

That’s my favorite book. Seriously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_and_Margarita

Does Sen. Thune’s brain work?

We are the Wellington to his Napoleon
What am I, chopped liver?
Hmmpph. I sha’n’t be back.

And may I also add that I agree w/ MzNicky’s shorter of my comment (produced before mine, oddly enough) & hope all continues well w/ her & hers.

Actually you kinda have to applaud them for choosing someone truly representative of their side.

OK, three seconds of sardonic golf clap.

Fieldmarshal von Blücher , you’re the Blue Dogs.

OK, three seconds of sardonic golf clap.

That’s about what I gave them.

Who was the creep sitting next to Rep. Boehner who was thumbing on his fucking Blackberry during the speech? Cantor?

President of 30% of America.

So, 5% more than your guy?

That’s my favorite book. Seriously.
The other day I was reading a guardedly-positive review of the Russian mini-series version (2005). Me want.

On August 25, 2006, Andrew Lloyd Webber announced that he aimed to turn the novel into “a stage musical or, more probably, an opera”.[16] However, in 2007 The Stage, an online theater website, confirmed that he has abandoned his attempt to compose a musical version of The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov.

Bullets, dodged, etc.

Some reaction from the Left of the Democrat Party (from FDL):

Hugh September 9th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
197
Isn’t it about time we broke with the Democrats? Obama’s speech is a mass of lies, mealymouthedness, and false equivalencies, the intent of which is to organize one of the largest sellouts to corporations in our history. And he is doing it by playing to our fears of getting sick in America, because to get sick in America is to face ruination and death. In this we are all just props he is using. Does anyone believe anything this man says? Does anyone trust him or his intentions? It is so past time to break with these jerks.

Democrat Civil War beginning…

Does that sound remotely attractive to anyone?

Not the way you spun it but when I heard it in context it sounded fine.

Pathetic troll is pathetic.

thumbing on his fucking Blackberry

Kids, calling it, yadda yadda?

More reaction from the Left:

CalGeorge September 9th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
194
He’s already lost – and bored to tears – 95% of America. Totally uninspiring speech. Rehash of things he’s been saying for months.

He should have gotten up, explained that he’s a sell out to the insurance industry, explained that they will win no matter what, he’s not going to try to battle them, and said good night.

And this:

lefttown September 9th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
269
In response to NorskeFlamethrower @ 220
I agree. That is a crap sandwich. I think he thinks like Rahm: Progressives are expendable. Well, President Obama, corporations can’t vote for you and Republicans aren’t going to vote for you, so good luck.

Oh no! A single comment from a blog known for its gloomy purity trolls! WE ARE UNDONE

Obama has been bested, been schooled in the art of politics by the GOP and our think tanks with massive funding, and we have won.

You keep using that word…etc.

Oh no! A single comment from a blog known for its gloomy purity trolls!

I’m just seeing “I like pie!” so I’m gonna guess FDL. They’ve got their serious whine on tonight.

Democrat Civil War beginning

Very interesting. Most people see a butterfly.

Nice one Xecky. You get a Big Texas Cinnamon Bun.

I love how the troll thinks we’re going to act all bent because it wants to throw what the leftists think about Obama’s speech at us.

Aren’t you the motherfucker that thinks everyone left of Arlen Specter is a Marxist-Leninist? The fuck do you care what FDL thinks?

I’m just seeing “I like pie!” so I’m gonna guess FDL. They’ve got their serious whine on tonight.

Could have come from Digby’s comment section too. I’ll put that place up vs. anywhere on the internet as a cure for anything like happiness or even a vague sense of contentment you might be feeling.

I’m just seeing “I like pie!” so I’m gonna guess FDL. They’ve got their serious whine on tonight.

It’s a little sad that FDL is now synonymous with dreary pessimism, but there you go.

I’m guessing the astroturf brigade is out in force at the lefty blogs to whine ans stamp their little feet.

Whiney FDL may be, but they have done a lot of grunt work in pushing Dems to do the right things. Maybe they just need a few more poop jokes.

Hell yeah. Short of requiring single-payer at gunpoint and arresting the entire Republican party for treason, that speech could not have better met my expectations…no, my hopes. I guess he was playing rope-a-dope after all. I hope the “blue dogs” find their spines after this…well, or that Rahm Emmanuel has pictures of all of them in flagrante with farm animals.

Cantor?

Yes.

…a cure for anything like happiness or even a vague sense of contentment you might be feeling.

day to day life does the same for me.

Those places seem clear eyed, most days. At least the primary posters do.

Bullets, dodged, etc.

Indeed. Maybe if the Doctor Atomic guy is free?

The fuck do you care what FDL thinks?

Yeah, no doubt.

I sometimes wonder the same thing of myself, but I think they do have a good angle on stressing activism and (as far as I can tell, since IANAL) some good legal writing. And they can sure stir up money as far as blogs go.

Still, their commenters are insufferable, and it sometimes even slops over into the TBogg section.

…like others have said. Took me fucking long enough to type.

yeah, I prefer Classic TBogg. Now HE had some poop jokes.

Don’t spank poor Cantor for texting; the High Holidays are right around the corner and he almost forgot to order the brisket.

zombies don’t poop, you know. we have to make our poop jokes using Synthepoop.

What was yelled out?

“You lie.” On covering the undocumented. Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina (video).

TBogg still brings the goods quite often. I miss the old purple-blog days, though.

I’ll put that place up vs. anywhere on the internet as a cure for anything like happiness or even a vague sense of contentment you might be feeling.

This. I don’t remember it being so bad before Tristero joined. That name seems appropriate.

Fortunately, there’s troofy to smear shit all over the walls.

zombies don’t poop, you know.

It’s a good thing you don’t. Humans are generally composed of the type of stuff that gives one the screaming squirts.

Synthepoop?

Very interesting. Most people see a butterfly.
I see an arterial spray pattern. Is that bad?

Also, I saw plankton.

Or a woman’s genital organs.

One of the two.

I haven’t been over to FDL tonight so who knows what the fuck they’re saying. I find it hard to believe the troll that… well, hard to believe the troll about anything. I’ll read FDL in the morning. I only read TBoggs commentors anyway.

Also, I saw plankton.

And he’s got the secret formula!

I only read TBoggs commentors anyway.

Usually, I’m the same, but I was feeling a bit masochistic this evening. And I was curious if Obama could say anything that would impress them – shoulda known better.

Rep. Joe Wilson of South Carolina

I would hereby like to apologize to the rest of America for having this shitstain represent our state.

Those places seem clear eyed, most days. At least the primary posters do.

I wasn’t talking about the front-pagers but I don’t think blogs end up with the type of regular commenters they have by accident either.

And he’s got the secret formula!

And that’s why we need Crabby Patty reform.

I see an arterial spray pattern. Is that bad?

Yeah, I don’t think butterflies even have arteries.

Also, I saw plankton.

Or a woman’s genital organs.

Plankton are the butterflies of the sea, so that’s OK. And I think genitals are always an acceptable answer.

I don’t think blogs end up with the type of regular commenters they have by accident either.

I don’t think you should say things like that about Sadly, No.

Okay, I looked at the picture. I see an eyepatch. Or two.

I don’t think blogs end up with the type of regular commenters they have by accident either.

No, they don’t. In FDL’s case they never went full PUMA but there was a lot of screwfaced demipumary going on there after Obama clinched the nomination. It hasn’t really gone away.

Looks like our resident shit-smearer has had to go pull the rhetorical boot out of his ass.

And McCain says Wilson should apologize. I hope he doesn’t. I prefer wilson remain as the visual evidence of the degenerate nature of the Republican Party.

High Holidays

Um, every day one is high is/should be a Holy Day?

Olbermann called Wilson a goober.

Is that worse than asshole?

And I think genitals are always an acceptable answer.

Except on “Jeopardy”.

Wait, what?

What is your mother, Trebek.

And I think genitals are always an acceptable answer.

That may be so, but the question often tends to offend. In my experience.

I wonder if Troofie means “Obama’s Waterloo” as in “ABBA’s Waterloo” which made them gobs of money and the most popular band on the planet since The Beatles.

Who were bigger than Jesus and therefore Muslin. Shania Law, bitches!

t may be so, but the question often tends to offend. In my experience.

You know, I can still feel her slap, twenty two years later…

Hey MzNicky (and MrNicky)!

All of Spag’s future blessings to you.
(May you swim in his glorious pasta of health)

After watching the “rebuttal” speech, I think the Doctor’s posture indicated butthurt rather than nuthurt. It looked like he was squeezing his cheeks as hard as he could. Perhaps to stop the rectal bleeding.

That’s why they call it a “rebuttal,” right?

Um, every day one is high is/should be a Holy Day?‘

Try toking up on the fast day of Yom Kippur. I never made THAT mistake again.

The fact that Barack Hussein Obama did not personally call for the mass imprisonment and execution of the entire Republican party and the annexation of the United States by Canada effective immediately is proof that he is a worthless corpocrat. The fact that a smattering of lefty trolls, inveterate whiners, and right-wing astroturfers are complaining about his speech on some blogs is proof that the Democrat Party is doomed, and such as. Also.

Very interesting. Most people see a butterfly.

So what do you see in this card?
TEH BUTTOCKS.
And this card?
PENIS.
Interesting. How about this one?
POOP.
Very good. When can you start work?

Very good. When can you start work?

I AM A SUCCESSFUL INTERNET BUSINESS MAN.

Rep. Wilson’s official House page is slow tonight, lots of visitors I assume. Here’s his contact information.

Also, suddenly the left-wing blogs are meaningful barometers of the Democratic Party, instead of echo chambers self-fellating ourselves while the real business of democracy is left to adults.

Please to be sticking to a fucking narrative, bitchfuck.

Yes, the fucktard who shouted “Liar!” is indeed Joe Wilson, F-SC, not Mr. Valerie Plame or anything, but someone whose new asshole Sir Stephen Colbert will surely soon rip.

His web site, twatter site, email, whatever are currently overloaded, but here’s his info anyway:

Fax:
202-225-2455

Phone and U.S. Mail:
The Midlands’ Office
1700 Sunset Blvd (US 378), Suite 1
West Columbia , SC 29169
Phone: (803) 939-0041
Phone: (888) 381-1442 (*only for area codes 803, 843, and 864)
Fax: (803) 939-0078
Hours: 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

The Lowcountry Office
903 Port Republic Street, Beaufort, SC 29902
Mail to: Post Office Box 1538, Beaufort, SC 29901
Phone: (843) 521-2530
Fax: (843) 521-2535
Hours: 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

The Washington Office
212 Cannon House Office Building, Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2452
Fax: (202) 225-2455
Hours: 8:30 a.m. to 6:00 p.m.

@CongJoeWilson (twitter thing)

Email: Joe.Wilson at mail.house.gov

http://joewilson.house.gov/

also: http://www.house.gov/formwilson/IMA/issue.htm

Thanx to memzilla and others on the ball commenting at Wonkette.

His web site, twatter site, email, whatever are currently overloaded, but here’s his info anyway:

How dare you invade the privacy of an innocent Real American by posting contact information for his very public office after he made a dick of himself on national television? For shame!

</wingnut>

someone whose new asshole Sir Stephen Colbert will surely soon rip.

Am I the only one who notices that TDS/TCR go on vacation at the most inopportune moments?

8 years of lies, and the guy’s outraged because some sick Mexican might get a little care. Christ.

To be fair, the Right has been so full-goose-bozo loony lately, ANYTIME TDS/TCR would go on vacay would be sure to miss some prime material.

Maybe they should stagger their downtime?

Five-hundred and forty seventh!!!!!

The face of the Republican Party.

I just called his DC office. Busy. Lines down due to shitstorm. I’ll call tomorrow and be all patriotic and American exceptionalism and shining city on the hill and never in my life and shit.

From J-‘s link: It was in a way an inevitable moment — when they brought the town hall freak show into the House chamber itself.

Next up, bringing the totally-legal-to-carry assault weapons into the House chamber, and crying that no other administration has forbidden loaded guns there.

I just called his DC office. Busy. Lines down due to shitstorm. I’ll call tomorrow and be all patriotic and American exceptionalism and shining city on the hill and never in my life and shit.

Send him some pics from our National Parks.

Commie/Nazi/Socialism, Emmm Effersz!
~

Next up, bringing the totally-legal-to-carry assault weapons into the House chamber, and crying that no other administration has forbidden loaded guns there.

Wasn’t the guy that beat another Senator to death with a cane from South Carolina?

Just implying.

Eels up inside ya,
Finding an entrance where they can,
Eels up inside ya,
Finding an entrance where they can,
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

anus, eels!

Horrible men with big pikes club the baby anuseals to death to make coats for fatcats. AND YOU JUST SIT THERE.

When an eel reveals feet
In a dance to the beat
That’s a conger!

I’m not absolutely sure if that’s right.

No, the conger is an exciting latin dance like the rhumber, the mamber, and the char-char-char.

We’re back on things Cuban, and they’re BAD.

This is the 555th comment. When the thread reaches 666, I’ll know it’s been possessed.

No, the conger is an exciting latin dance like the rhumber, the mamber, and the char-char-char.

No, it’s a rivvah in Afriker.

Wasn’t the guy that beat another Senator to death with a cane from South Carolina?

He just maimed him.

Wow, your loxodrome course is much rhumber than mine.

TAKE THAT, Mr “Illustrate the use of this word in a sentence” Question!!

beat another Senator to death with a cane
Let me take this opportunity to nominate Gentlewoman for Senator of whichever state she currently occupies.

He just maimed him.

Teh Prez was in a maiming mood tonight….

When an eel reveals feet
In a dance to the beat
That’s a conger!

When the goon hits your eye
with an eel he lets fly…
that’s a moray!

Hey, look at me! Why isn’t everybody looking at MEEEEE?? I used to be so important! Now you’ve all forgotten me because of some fucking SPEECH? Why doesn’t anyone remember me???

Fuckin’ Obama…

“Why isn’t everybody looking at MEEEEE??”

Feh. August is so last month.

Maybe they should stagger their downtime?

Or downtime their stagger.

Maybe Stewart should get a guest host like Carson did. Suggestions? I’d like maher.

Maybe Stewart should get a guest host like Carson did. Suggestions? I’d like maher.

Will Durst.

Suggestions? I’d like maher.

The cold, dead, genius corpse of Bill Hicks.

Go International… Rick Mercer

islmfaoscist.Word.

I don’t have high hopes for the actual health care bill being much more than a lukewarm farce (though I’d love to be proven wrong), but seeing Republicans being so thoroughly humiliated is good for my health, so all things considered, tonight was cool.

LIAR!

What? What do you mean “it’s not playing well”? His poll numbers have been dropping, he’s toast! What the fuck do you mean by “apologize”???

Oh fuck, okay. I’m sorry.

Suggestions? I’d like maher.

Is Roy Edroso good on TV? Let’s find out.

but seeing Republicans being so thoroughly humiliated is good for my health

It sure as hell did my body good, I can tell you that.

“Send him some pics from our National Parks.”

Funny you should mention that. The Seattle Times’ Danny Westneat just wrote a column along exactly those lines.

Oddly, except not oddly at all, a Texas congressman objected to the establishment of Mt. Rainier National Park. I grow faint!

What we heard: “LIAR!”

What was meant: “Uppity Black Socialist Liar”

Huh? But why do I have to apologize… it was the TRUTH! It rings with the people of ‘merica.

— Doing my part to help reach post 666.

Is Roy Edroso good on TV? Let’s find out.

Even if he turns out not to be a TV personality his own self, he should definitely be writing for it.

I think being an ex-Reverb Motherfucker is a good sign he wouldn’t wilt in front of the camera.

Maybe Stewart should get a guest host like Carson did.

We could get the guy who used to do the Daily Show before Stewart, just to twist the knife some more.

St. Trosky, P-i-A: What, that Craig Kilbourn guy or whoever? Oh no, he was awful. TDS was pure shit before Jon Stewart.

I don’t know who could sub for Stewart. Perhaps Steve Correll could sit in, or maybe that funny guy with the Brit accent, or Samantha Bee’s hubby. They’re funny.

They’re giving the writers some time off too. I imagine it’s hard to be funny week in / week out.

I’d still like to see the shows back on though. Sigh.

But wouldn’t you appreciate seeing Jon again after dealing with Kilbourn for a week?

Studie Pool: 1:07 PM, 9/18.

I would like to do my part to help get to 666

one thing that has always confused me about Sadly No is — WTF time zone is it on?

If I’m reading it right it’s says Sadly No time is about 8am 9/10/2009 — I’m pacific time 11pm, so that put’s it 9 hours earlier than me — that’s Paris, Berlin, central Europe — is that right?

Gosh, one might even venture to characterize the Republicans as behaving like “assholes.”

Sadly, No is on German time, due to that guy Seb.

St. T — Thanks! Now I’ll have to figure out who Seb is.

Just read the rude one (the good one) — about the rude one tonight (the turd) —

“8:38: Someone just yelled “lie” at him about covering illegals. From Obama, a fucking death stare.”

Tell me, just once, this is the way the media will play it — come on — just once.

Yeeps.

This be one king-hell-mother of a thread here.

Don’t even need to read a single comment to know where trolls have been frolicking: the number at the foot of the post tells the story.

Just checking out Obama’s big healthcare shindig. Man, he’s sure good at twisting the blade – just look at all those Goopers looking like they just shotgunned a tallboy full of Diarrhea Lager with a ground-glass chaser … “I will make sure that no government bureaucrat or insurance-company bureaucrat gets between you & the care that you need.”

Joe Wilson showed everyone what the GOP has become – a gangsterish pack of overprivileged twats – all their highfalutin’ horseshit about decorum just got shown for the steaming pile it always has been. Thanks, Joe!

Some of those reaction-shots are pure beauty. McCain went from thumbs-up to his patented “That One” eye-roll in about four minutes flat. In one shot poor Boehner looked like he was going to start putting on black eye-shadow & cutting right then & there.

Oh Sweet Boneless Jesus – I just saw another one where it looks like he really is starting to get a good cry going! Gee, I guess he doesn’t like Obama bringing up that little thing about having to eat the trillion-dollar deficit due to his old boss’s penchant for government-by-Master-Card, eh?

It’s a hell of a balancing-act, trying to tell people what’s in a big bill without getting either overly wonky or overly vague. He did a pretty good job.

Now, watch the wingnuts do their angry-dance … like Snoopy on angel-dust.

“CA “Family Values” Republican Michael Duvall Brags Over Live Mic About Spanking His Young, Lobbyist Mistress”
http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/ca-family-values-republican-brags-abo

Oh, he resigned, and his speech is straight out of the playbook.

“I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state.”

@ Lesley:

Has any right-winger ever actually—you know—apologized for any of their “inappropriate comments”? No, They’re always “saddened” that they’ve “become a distraction”. And the media always lets them get away with calling this an “apology”.

It’s all just a little too meta for my personal taste.

Nota bene: both Duvall and his girlyfriend deny an affair. That always goes well.

The girlfriend is an energy lobbyist.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/gop_lawmakers_graphic_sex-bragging_caught_on_tape.php?ref=fpblg

Reverend Battleaxe: their lawyers advise them to not apologize or admit to wrong doing, not that they have any problem with that.

jim: Love the “black eyeshadow and cutting” characterization. Mind if I steal that? Thanks!

It looks like the drive to 666 has fizzled out; more important issues to deal with, I understand. Still, here’s my contribution. (Slightly interesting that 594, where we are now, is 72 short of 666, and 72=66+6. Coindicence?)

(Slightly interesting that 594, where we are now, is 72 short of 666, and 72=66+6. Coindicence?)

5+9+4= 18
1+8 = 9

7+2 = 9

6+6+6 = 18
1+8 = 9

And it’s the ninth month.

OooooooooooooooWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooooooo!

And yesterday was 9-9-9, which upside-down is 6-6-6, although I think someone here already pointed that out. That must mean the Antichrist will be Australian!

Mind if I steal that?

Do it to it.

If anyone’s got eyes made for Goth, it’s Dungeonmaster Boehner.

I still can’t get over what a bunch of sulky dickheads the Republicans looked like last night. Sure was a lot of partisan diaper-rash going on & no talc in sight.

If you ask me, The Party Of WAAAAAAHHHH aren’t doing themselves any favors by not taking Obama up on his whole “bipartisanship” schtick – if they had a soul among the lot of them, they’d see that doing so would not only boost the lower-than-snakeshit approval ratings of Congresscritters as a whole (simply by virtue of them getting some important shit DONE for once), but might also get a bit of Obama’s popularity to rub off on them … & after 8 years of President Weevil cleaning his boots on the GOP’s credibility, with no real leader in sight, they sure as hell need it.

To be fair, I’m sure a few of the brighter ones can see the exact same pattern playing out as last fall’s election: they look strong going in but shoot their spooge too early, then look ever-stupider as Obama makes them his bitch (& makes it look easy). “Fool me once, shame on you – fool me twice, I totally fucking deserve it.” That they’d fall for precisely the same rope-a-dope again so soon is testimony to the titanic mental prowess of these noble Patriots.

Oh well – at least they still have their TruckNutz & American Gladiator DVDs to comfort them.

So close to 600…can’t resist:

PENIS…

…and POOP. There, 600. Not likely to reach 666, though; this thread is well and truly dead. R.I.P.

…and ZOMBIES. Seems appropriate given the passing of the thread.

Also, well said, jim. There ARE some not-insane Republicans left, aren’t there?

Wait, I finally took enough drugs to totally figure it out.. Pastor Swank is attempting LOL Cat language.

What he means is All ur powr housings r belong to us. I can haz awesome horrific shudder?