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Right-Wing Commentariat, The Right-Wing Media:
The Van Jones Affair

  • Har-har, whoopie! We are literally a fascist mob! Wait, I designed an ironic t-shirt saying, “Yeah right, I am totally part of a so-called ‘fascist mob.”‘ Outrage! as the fascist mob of the left incitingly calls patriots a fascist mob! Har-har, whoopie! We are the coolest fascist mob, dawg.

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Comments: 40

 
 
 

As a zombie, I object to being lumped in with gape-mouthed, mindless howling mobs of nightmare fodder.

 
 

A mob is defined by Webster’s Dictionary as………………….

Dictionaries rule us all.

 
 

Posted by ericatwitts

Come ON. Needs some space in the post.

 
 

That flag scares me.

 
 

It is just rotten luck that being stuck in a magical age of hate and intolerance that a person who correctly identified the flab behind the quivering , was a no account . There is a good chance that a lot of these self same luckless souls will also be black .
Surprise !
Oh how I love a parade

 
 

“an incoherent, disorderly crowd of people.”

Hmm, incoherent certainly; disorderly, yes; crowd, well, occasionally; people? I guess that must be the sticking point for eric-at-wit’s-end

Why do unpeople hate Merca?

 
 

Puke + funnels = Right wing media

 
 

………………….

She likes these. They’re in every post currently on the blog’s front page.

Although:

You are loosing ground.

All is not loosed.

 
 

You are loosing ground.

You can do that really well with a rake, or maybe even a spade.

 
 

Garden Weasel!

 
 

I lefted a comment over there:

We simply do not agree with your plans on how to govern and for that we are now subjected to derogatory remarks and ridicule.

And that defends carrying guns in your presence! QED!!!11one

Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.

Wow. Um. What an…. *ahem* unusual arguement.

How are things over there in the universe you inhabit?

It’s “awaiting moderation”. That’s wingnutese for “I only accept comments that agree with me!”.

 
 

In an alternate universe in which Democratic politicians had balls (or ovaries), I’d like to see the entire administration and both majority caucuses in Congress throw the phrase “Republicans are assholes” into every single statement they make. It’d be a beautifully profane “I am Spartacus” moment. Fat chance it would happen, but maybe we could make it an internet meme at least.

 
 

Garden Weasel!

Fork you, pal! YOU TOO, MCGRAVITAS.

 
 

Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.

Good stuff, good stuff.

Patriotic Nurse’s comments section is small, but it is rich in the wingnut psychobabble I love so much.

 
 

Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.

I had to read that five times before I could even comprehend what the hell the writer is trying to say. Could you try being a little MORE convoluted, please?

 
 

OMFG she actually posted it.

Will wonders never cease?

You know, it’s going to set off the logorrhea badgers, but I GOT to post this – just too much rich fudgy wingbut goodness therein:

These are the degenerates the progressives have been shaping & utilizing as minions for their ideological hope of dismantling the Constitution and replacing it with a socialized counterfeit. They attempted it to no avail on occasion without any real success so they usurped their own ideology for that of another counterfeit the Democrat Party in hopes that with enough time and patience they might work their plans to eventual oligarchical rule through another name.

The class structure leaving the socialized minions shipwrecked owning only their mortification & that of the usurped Republican / Federalist & libertarian conservatives all in one realm while these elites draw lines in the sand allowing those that did their bidding to be enslaved within their plans or thrown to the disgruntled masses.

They are in the process of such manipulation, however they under-estimate the un-mortified, the true Patriots created by the constitution itself.

The end result are dimwitted ill mannered cowards that bark out their hate and resentment. So carefully were they mortified into their every being by the hierarchal framework of the elite progressives whom presently are running scared watching their diabolical dreams being trumped down by a sleeping giant created by the grace of GOD and the wisdom of our founding fathers.

 
 

Posted by ericatwitts

At first glance I thought it said “eradicates wits.” And I was right.

 
 

When did Molly Bloom become a wingnut?

 
 

You are loosing ground.

And Khrushchev once said, “we will bury you!” Ah HA! It is a commie plot! Buried under all that loose ground!

 
Mr. Bunched Undies
 

Yes sir, some have referred to us as being the “mob” but that is hardly a fair assessment. A mob is defined by Webster’s Dictionary as………………….

1. an incoherent, disorderly crowd of people.

2. any assemblage of persons or things.

3. crowd around or attack.

Let me make it clear, we are neither of these,

Since when does the word “neither” imply a choice of 3 things?

 
Mr. Bunched Undies
 

Sir, I am sorry, I have problems addressing you as my president

Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?

 
 

they under-estimate the un-mortified, the true Patriots created by the constitution itself

Holy crap, it’s the Constitution that’s making all the zombies! BURN IT, QUICK!

 
 

Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?

Well, yeah, but treason is not a crime if you slather it over with enough gooey pseudo-patriotic rhetoric.

 
 

And Khrushchev once said, “we will bury you!”

This Khrushchev that you mention, was he one of the evil leftist Communist Nazis or one of the evil socialist Nazi Communists?

 
 

Since when does the word “neither” imply a choice of 3 things?

I guess they’re skipping #2 because there’s no way it doesn’t apply. Which, of course, renders their whole argument ridiculous. “We’re not a mob if you ignore 1/3 of the definition!”

The class structure leaving the socialized minions shipwrecked owning only their mortification & that of the usurped Republican / Federalist & libertarian conservatives all in one realm while these elites draw lines in the sand allowing those that did their bidding to be enslaved within their plans or thrown to the disgruntled masses.

Who what now?

 
Mr. Bunched Undies
 

the polls are speaking for themselves

Oh noes!

 
Mr. Bunched Undies
 

Some whom have fallen through the cracks during their generational curriculum overthrow period/phase became Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens by no fault of their own but by instinct alone would not understand a course study on Social Studies, American Government or American History.

Error.

Error.

Error.

The class structure leaving the socialized minions shipwrecked owning only their mortification & that of the usurped Republican / Federalist & libertarian conservatives all in one realm while these elites draw lines in the sand allowing those that did their bidding to be enslaved within their plans or thrown to the disgruntled masses.

Sterilize! Ster-Il-Ize!!!!

*BOOM!!*

 
 

Anti-American Un-Patriotic Godless citizens

I keep reading that as “Goddess”.

 
 

Wasn’t it their own fucking rule that this sort of talk is treasonous?

well, yeah, but that was back during the Permanent Republican Majority. This rule is rendered inoperative by a Democratic Preznit. Or a black one.

 
 

I lefted a comment over there

Sadlynaut see, Sadlynaut do …

Your comment is awaiting moderation.
September 8, 2009 at 7:00 p09

Sure is a lot of “I believe” going on around here.

Reality is under no obligation to humor anything anyone BELIEVES. Not now, not previously, not ever. There’s a fairly reliable acid-test for belief-systems & it’s both simple & easy to use. If you can’t prove your beliefs out here in the real world, there’s an excellent chance they’re false.

Try going with actual hard facts – they have this funny habit of forming patterns that can be used to anticipate future events. That way you can turn off the perpetual frenzy of shock & pointless rage, & even improve the world you live in … & you might even discover that those evil “socialists” are neither evil nor socialists after all.

“These are the degenerates the progressives have been shaping & utilizing as minions for their ideological hope of dismantling the Constitution and replacing it with a socialized counterfeit”

Wow. Replace “Constitution” with “Reich” & this could be right out of Volkischer Beobachter’s op-ed pages circa 1938 – malevolent nation-destroying conspiracy, “degenerates” & all. Is mixed-race dancing to Negro Jazz by any chance an element of this nefarious dismantling plot?

Sorry, no sale – I’ve already seen this movie before. Trust me, it doesn’t end well.

 
 

a socialized counterfeit
Those look to me like GRANITE counterfeits!

 
 

the polls are speaking for themselves……………………….
speaking in Pollish, I presume?

 
 

I lefted a comment over there

Sadlynaut see, Sadlynaut do …

That can be very dangerous, before you know it you get sucked into a whiling pit of “I cant believe people actually believe this crap” and you end up faceplanting yourself into the sweat release of a coma.

 
 

A whiling pit is a mixture of a willing pit and a whirling pit of course.

 
 

I followed the link… the tab kills itself whenever I try to “Agree” jim’s rather good comment. ZOMG WINGNUTS ARE CONTROLLING THE INTERNET!

(CAPSLOCK– cruise control to cool).

 
 

Well, screw, I killed two threads at the same time. Why can’t you all just run on Australia time? It would make everything so much simpler.

 
 

It’s OK, it was only euthanasia.

 
 

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