A certain Texan with a big iTunes collection was pulling ahead in the Most Humorest category of the you-know-whats. It may not last, but we…um, some secret German thing that we oughtn’t go into.


Wie geht’s, Herr Norbizness? [chuckle, snorkle] That’ll hold him for a bit.

Hey Brad, cat plan, Jesus’s General… Papa November, Echo Bravo…

[Update: The freedom-threatening terror criminal Norbizness has sneakily put his site back online, in violation of many laws and treaties.]


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Pulling ahead of what? The Jack Squat Blog? You’re very secretive when you’re smacked out of your gourd.

Damn, I shouldn’t have said “squat.”


See, Gavin, this is the kind of thing clubhouses are for.


Isn’t it more like the Wacky Races, when Dick Dastardly and Muttley use the rotating tire-popper?

Then again, if only there were a ‘secret thread’ someplace…


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It’ll be hard to beat the General. All respects due to Lamentablemente, ¡no! and Norbizness, but in terms of get out the vote, he’s got a big posse, you got a bunch of dudes.


It’s like a sausage race and bratwurst is losing to some gross linguica.


I’m voting Mallard Fillmore ‘cuz he’s an absolute caution!

PS Gavin, I point out that you may have missed a certain aspect to Mr. Protein Wisdom’s in(s)anity at my place…


Isn’t it more like the Wacky Races

mmMMMmmm Penelope Pitstop … maybe that’s the answer to the “whadda we got to put up against the right-wing skanks?” question – I bet all the cartoon hotties would be lefties. They’re certainly more believable. And no, Natasha is not a hottie. Well, maybe kinda. God, am I out of Ouzo again?


Well, is it time for the gambit?


I think you could all use a copy of my newest book “Scratching the Post: The purr-fect way to discombobulate an ombudsman.”


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