Pat just hit rock bottom – and started to dig.

Ah yes, ve make a little hike for der Warsawshire-on-Toadesbottom.

Aww look, Pat stops fapping out his spittle-flecked anti-immigration screeds (latest working title: Xenophobia and the Art of Mexican-American Demonization) long enough to give Hitler’s cold, bullet-shredded corpse a reacharound.

Because Hitler wanted to end the war in 1940, almost two years before the trains began to roll to the camps.

See, Hitler had to exterminate the Jews, because the commiesymp Brits forced him into war.

“Mein Kampf? Never heard of it.”

Does “Uncle Pat” have to make an entrance goose-stepping in full SS drag, w/ a Hitler ‘stache spirit-gummed on his upper lip before he gets cashiered from MSNBC?

I suppose the dirty centrist pseudo-lib niche-fillers running MSetc. may think they’re making the right look bad by presenting Buchanan as the face of the right.

But sheesh! Wonder what Scarborough & the other aging white guys on Imus in the Morning on MSNBC, Version 2.0 (“Morning Joe”) will have to say? “Well, I ain’t sayin’ Hitler was right, but I ain’t sayin’ he was wrong, either, if yaknowhutImean.”

Also:

Because Hitler wanted to end the war in 1940, almost two years before the trains began to roll to the camps.

Is he saying that if the Limeys & Frogs had just let Mr. Hilter [sic] have Poland too, & maybe attack the Soviets, the Holocaust wouldn’t have happened? That the Holocaust was a necessary part of the war? (Well, if he just wanted a little “breathing room,” I guess it was. Never mind.)

P. S.: Could’ve been first, but this is a seriously researched & serious comment.

Hmm, looks like you blew a seal.

“Nah, it’s just a little mayo.”

Because Bush Jr. wanted to avoid war with Iraq, but Suh-damn forced his hand. Also too.

If there has ever been a time to trust the shorter, this would be it.

I doubt I’ll be able to resist, but at least I’m going to go in knowing the odds.

Even funnier that Pat’s article are the comments.

Varying degrees of ‘you can’t really say this stuff in print, but our hero Pat just said it!’

Because Hitler wanted to end the war in 1940, almost two years before the trains began to roll to the camps.

When did the US enter the war, December 7 1941. Wanker.

You guys are so screwed!

Say, Pat, are you plannin’ on takin’ off that uniform?

Buchanan also once wrote that if Churchill had just been nicer to Hitler, no Jews would have had to die: http://u.nu/8a353

Although frankly, if Hitler hadn’t killed six million Jews, I doubt Buchanan would like him as much as he does.

But, really, Pat, Hitler just needed a hug.

And he had written off Alsace, because reconquering Alsace meant war with France….

Maybe Hitler just wanted some Flammkuchen. And if you want the good stuff, you gotta invade.

Jesus. Chrysanthemum. Hemorrhoid. Bowtie. Christ.

Stupid of mass destruction.

It’s not really worth Fisking, but a few things do stick out.

Did Hitler Want War?

Yes.
This installment of Short Answers to Stupid Questions brought to you by—

But where is the evidence that Adolf Hitler, whose victims as of March 1939 were a fraction of Gen. Pinochet’s, or Fidel Castro’s, was out to conquer the world?

I don’t remember off the top of my head, but, what were Pinochet and Castro’s victim counts ’round about ’39, anyway?

Hitler had never wanted war with Poland, but an alliance with Poland such as he had with Francisco Franco’s Spain, Mussolini’s Italy, Miklos Horthy’s Hungary and Father Jozef Tiso’s Slovakia.

Yes, because what a wonderful world it would have been if everybody were just like Franco and Mussolini and Pinochet and Castro and Tiso, etc. I think you missed a few, Pat, but not many.
Not to mention, of course, the actual non-aggression pact Hitler had with Poland that he abrogated, using Gda?sk as the excuse.

Fuuuuuuck.

Hitler apologias. Man. I thought those had been successfully banished to the fringe long ago. Oh well.

Well, if they can sell their brain-dead followers on the notion that FDR caused the Depression, I’m sure convincing them that the Soviet Union and Great Britain invaded Germany would be a cinch. After all, they did—in 1945!

BTW: Patrick Joseph Buchanan==Nice Chap, Pat—Abhors Junk.

My confidence in the anagram generator is wobbling.

Also, Hemingway, in 1935,

Germany, under Hitler, wants war, a war of revenge, wants it fervently, patriotically and almost religiously.

Though I have to admit, my favorite part is him bagging on Rumania.

No one wins a modern war because it is fought to such a point that everyone must lose. The troops that are fighting at the end are incapable of winning. It is only a question of which government rots the first or which side can get in a new ally with fresh troops. Sometimes the allies are useful. Sometimes they are Rumania.

The parallels between this article and Smedley Butler’s War is a Racket (also 1935) are pretty impressive. I think of them every time the old “Nobody could have foreseen…” trope gets dragged out.

Yuropeans banged up David Irving in prison for spreading this line of Hitler apologetics, as a change from treating him as a complete laughing-stock who can’t even win a libel case against someone who calls him a neo-Nazi. Good luck for deciding what to do with Buchanan.

Literate people realise that although the Wannsee conference was not until Jan 1942, mass murder of Jews was a standard part of the Nazi M.O. well before that.

Now when I read this, I though you must have been seriously exaggerating. Because not even Pat Buchanan would defend Hitler-Germany. So I clicked the link. >_<* Mistake. I thought I had learned to just take the shorters without hurting my brain by clicking the links. I thought I had learned there was no bottom to the pit of hate, stupid, and fail the right-wing has constructed. I thought I had learned. But obviously I had not. So now, this I swear: "Never again!"

Dottore Clyde, Buchanan is what is meant when the phrase “Free speech isn’t free” is mouthed.

Wannsee was just about carrying it all out efficiently. Not a great change in the goal.

Jesu Christo, Buchanan was alive during all of WWII. No Meghan McCain excuse for him!

Always. Trust. The. Shorter.

We again appear to be approaching peak wing-nut. More & more seem to be typing “Sweet blood of [insert deity/demon/unicorn/ancient horror beyond time itself here] I couldn’t believe that was an accurate shorter, I had to look for myself; I WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN!one.”

Hard to believe there’s been an up-tick in sensitivity among the commenatriat, or a sudden desire by the creative geniuses to stop exaggerating the shorters; the only remaining explanation is that the right-wing lunacy factor has been going up, as difficult as it is to believe that’s even possible.

Bookmark this: If they manage to get majorities (or near-majorities, majorities w/ blue dogs) in Congreƒs next yr., expect IMPEACH THE N****R! to be the rallying cry. That would be peak wing-nut.

To quote a new classic, Jesus. Chrysanthemum. Hemorrhoid. Bowtie. Christ.

By May 1945, Red Army hordes occupied all the great capitals of Central Europe: Vienna, Prague, Budapest, Berlin.
Funny how he omits the capital of Poland. But then again, there wasn’t much left of it in May 1945, so I don’t really blame him.

after [Hitler] showed, by tearing up the Munich pact and Czechoslovakia with it
What? The breaking up of Czechoslovakia was a logical continuation of the terms of the Munich Betrayal (spade – spade), not a break thereof.

Hungary’s ancestral lands in the south of Slovakia had been returned to her.
Full disclosure: I am half Slovak, half Hungarian and no fan of nationalists of either the Cross of Lorraine or St. Stephen’s crown. And as such, I say: ANCESTRAL lands? Go fuck yourself you fucking piece of revisionist irredentist shit motherfucker!

Jesus. Chrysanthemum. Hemorrhoid. Bowtie. Christ. I’m bringing this up every time one of our right wing fucktards quotes Buchanan, which they do much too often for my taste, especially on things like the brown people are outfucking the white people. Next time they do that, I’m gonna take this and shove it in their mouths until they choke.

Mel Brooks has got it covered, Pat.

And AGAIN, you shit-stain.

So, wait. When these folks compare Obama to Hitler, they mean it as a compliment, no?

How soon we forget. Just remember that even though Pat Buchanan is saying that we should have appeased Hitler by letting him have Poland, it’s Obama that’s really the Neville Chamberlain.

Because “Chamberlain” sounds like chamberpot, and Neville is a sissy name – afterall most right-wingers don’t even know who Neville Chamberlain is.

It’s that Goldbergian Duality thing I was talking about a few eeks back, the whole “not conservative = evil” axiom. Let me help you understand how the “thinking” works:
Hitler is unpopular, which is bad, and therefore liberal and the same as Obama. Muslims aren’t Christians, therefore they are bad, just like Hitler. This also means Obama must be a Muslim. Ahmadinejad isn’t a US ally and actually is Muslim, therefore he’s bad, just like Hitler, and thus must be a dictator, just like Obama. Talking to dictators like Ahmadinejad is part of Obama’s foreign policy approach (NO PRECONDITIONS IS THEFT) unlike Bush’s apporoach of threatening them constantly with nucular fire, therefore Obama is the Nazi appeaser, just like Neville Chamberlain while also being Hitler as well. Thus Obama masturbates, which makes God angry. QED.

“Vy Pat, brown is such a flattering color for you, you should vear it more often.”

You know, the Ukrainians pretty much brought that famine on themselves. Stalin didn’t really have any choice.

therefore Obama is the Nazi appeaser, just like Neville Chamberlain while also being Hitler as well.

The wingnuts won’t rest until Obama is Stalin, Quisling, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem and an unnamed kamikaze pilot. Also.

It’s all true. Hitler had no plans to conquer New Zealand so we libs just have to suck it, and admit Hitler was not planning to conquer “the world” – just Europe, North Africa, Russia and the Middle East.

Hitler apologias. Man. I thought those had been successfully banished to the fringe long ago. Oh well.

But now that the fringe has taken over the right, it’s reality that’s been banished.

It seems clear to me that Buchanan will be making common cause with Lyndon LaRouche in about five minutes from now.

Pat’s mailing it in. He’s reduced to translating/transcribing. It really does read so much better in the original German.

Hitler didn’t want to go to war! NO ONE wants to go to war!

After all, he’s not BUSH!

We again appear to be approaching peak wing-nut.

I dunno. I get the distinct impression it’s asymptotic.

He should be noted as a Hitler defender and Nazi apologist whenever his name or picture comes up. “Hitler defender and Nazi apologist Pat Buchanan said today…”

… All Hitler wanted was a Pepsi

Just a Pepsi …

I can’t wait for Goldberg’s next post, in which he exposes Buchanan as having been a liberal all along. Will the last remaining right-winger please shut off the lights?

I must learn to trust the shorter. I must learn to trust the shorter. I must learn to trust the shorter…

Because Hitler wanted to end the war in 1940, almost two years before the trains began to roll to the camps.

You see, Hitler provided all the Jews, Roms, homos, socialists and anarchists with limousine service to the camps from their inception in 1934 and it was only the cost of this war – which is totally NOT the one Hitler talked about in his 1924 book – which forced him to make the sacrifice of using trains to transport his “special guests”.

Good fucking gods. Researching counters to Pats bile presents such a wealth of pure evil that all you want to do at the end is kick him repeatedly in the nuts with a steel-toed jackboot, forever.

which forced him to make the sacrifice of using trains to transport his “special guests”.

And here I thought it was because he hired Giuliani Mussolini to make the trains run on time…

Insane just insane – this has got to be addressed by MSNBC – send him to fox where he belongs.

The agrument such as it is seems to be Hitler wouldn’t have killed as many jews as he did if he didn’t kill all those Jews. So it is so totally not his fault.

just insane.

“Because “Chamberlain” sounds like chamberpot, and Neville is a sissy name – afterall most right-wingers don’t even know who Neville Chamberlain is.”

That’s because his son, Wilt, was even more famous.

don’t even know who Neville Chamberlain is

Wasn’t he half of The Righteous Brothers?

The “You made me do it” excuse is well-known to wife-beaters, child-abusers, war criminals and other mentally deranged people. What amazes me is that Buchanan used it for no apparent reason. Can it possibly do him any good? Will it lower taxes? Stop immigration? Make the sun stop revolving around the earth? I don’t get it. Has Pat gone from abysmally disgusting but outwardly sane to full-out Rattus copradomus dementia?

Your shorter version is straight from the memoirs of General Heinz Guderian, one of Hitler’s best tank commanders, who blamed Poland for starting the war, too. According to him, Hitler had made a perfectly “reasonable request” to “eliminate the Polish Corridor” so that that the two disconnected parts of Germany could be joined. Of course ,that would have meant that Poland would have to give up its second largest city and only seaport, but by refusing, “Poland chose war.”

Strictly speaking, Hitler didn’t want war. He wanted to be dictator of the world. One of his most important reasons for wanting to be dictator was to commit genocide.

Gosh, that really doesn’t sound better than wanting war, does it?

Baby, why do you make me hit you when all I want is to make you my personal slave?

… All Hitler wanted was a Pepsi

Just a Pepsi …

I’m not Hitler!
(Wingnututionalized)
You’re the one who’s Hitler!
(Wingnututionalized)

I believe the motivation is to plug his book about how Winston Churchill is one of histories greatest monsters for antagonizing Hitler instead of joining sides with him against the Soviet Union.

Christopher Hitchens did a great review of it if any of you have forgotten what it’s like to read Hitchens being reasonable.

mv pat.buchanan /dev/null

What was Poland expecting anyway, it was wearing a short skirt. Hitler couldn’t help himself! Besides, she wanted it, you know she wanted it, if you were honest with yourselves, she was a dirty whore anyway, you have to believe me, this is just a way to get money out of me, her and her Jew fucking lawyers! You’re all against me, I’ll make you all pay, they’ll never hold me on this, you’ll see, I AM THE JEW OF POLISH FASCISM.

Just remember, there are no Anti-Semites on the Right.

I think we are at least seeing the onset of senility, revealing Buchanan’s personal emotional loyalties. But I think things are worse than that for him.

I’ve noticed a few writers put out emotionally interesting, logically failing books in the last year or two of their lives. They’ve been science fiction writers – Asimov and Heinlein in particular.

So we may be seeing Mr. Buchanan’s death within the next year or two, as taking as utterly inane and flawed a notion like this and making an entire book out of it is pretty much his death rattle.

Pat Buchanan is walking proof there is no Zionist Cabal running the media, much as he himself would like to believe otherwise.

Not only does this atrocious piece of writing make Buchanan look like a Nazi apologist, but it makes Feith, Wolfowitz, and company look worse than Hitler.

Because honestly, even Buchanan’s imaginary Hitler had more reason to go to war in Poland than we did in Iraq.

I think Pat would have been very happy with a job at Auschwitz.

Does “Uncle Pat” have to make an entrance goose-stepping in full SS drag, w/ a Hitler ’stache spirit-gummed on his upper lip before he gets cashiered from MSNBC?

Word. This guy has spoken more kindly of Hitler than of Franklin Delano Roosevelt for years. What a useless shitbag.

Atheist, bless you for linking to that bit of timeless brilliance.

I’ve read many, many far-right exrtremists, like Buchanan, Limbaugh, Weiner (Savage), Coulter, Malkin, et al, over the last 10 years and they all make the same arguement:

America was on the WRONG side in WWII.

Buchanan can’t just come out and say ‘Hitler was right!’, because public sentiment hasn’t yet gotten there (although the far-right extremists (that is, all Conservatives and Libertarians) are working on it). So people like Buchanan have to resort to this ‘almost-but-not-quite’ tactic to praise their hero, Hitler.

Let’s all remember that the Bush family. and most major US corporations, like IBm and Ford, LOVED Hitler and Hitler’s fascism. Bush’s grandpa sat on the board of a bank whose sole purpose was to fund Hilter’s government. As far as I have seen, the current Bush family has not changed that perspective.

Great Cthulu’s Twtiching Tentacles! That’s some of the greatest revisionist history I’ve ever read.

Gee, I just happen to be reading Richard Evan’s history of Hitler’s Germany, and it seems to me that Pat’s got it completely backward.

In a related note,

Mr Kaczynski …recalled the Katyn massacre of 1940, in which 20,000 Polish officers were killed by Soviet secret services, saying it was an act of chauvinism and in revenge for Polish independence.

For 50 years Moscow blamed the Nazis and only admitted responsibility in 1990, but Russian courts have ruled it cannot be considered a war crime.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8232559.stm

Was Danzig worth a war?

Well, I wouldn’t go that far, although I still do occasionally rock out to “Dirty Black Summer.”

How can you freedom hating Liberal Totalitarians lambaste Pat for setting the record strait about Hitler when you continue to defend and praise that mad tyrant Jimmy Carter, history’s greatest monster?!

Wasn’t he half of The Righteous Brothers?

No, he’s the clumsy kid in the Harry Potter books.

How come Lyndon LaRouche isn’t on MSNBC? He’d fit right in.
Oh, and Rachel Maddow giving Pat airtime when she could have Noam Chomsky: big fail.

Buchanan is such an ass.

Hitler’s goal all along was to conquer European Russia up to the Urals and colonize it with Germans. Pat’s problem is that Poland decided to put up a fight rather than voluntarily allow the Wehrmacht to use Poland as a staging ground for an invasion of the Soviet Union.

Hitler’s delusion (well, one of many, actually) was that Britain would make peace with him so that he could focus all of his armed forces against the Soviets. That the Brits refused to make peace with him meant that he was faced with the same situation as Germany in WWI, a war on multiple fronts.

Insane just insane – this has got to be addressed by MSNBC…

Oh, they’re certainly addressing it..

Literate people realise that although the Wannsee conference was not until Jan 1942, mass murder of Jews was a standard part of the Nazi M.O. well before that.

Indeed.

*cough*Kristallnacht*cough*

Hitler didn’t want war with Poland in September of 1939.

He wanted it earlier.

He spent a long time trying to provoke Poland into attacking Germany, but the Poles were too smart for that shit – they’d seen what happened to the Czechs when they counted on the West to stick up for their sovereignty – so he wound up having to create a false-flag “attack” on the border to justify an invasion he’d been planning for years.

Hitler had also originally wanted war in 1938 over the Sudetenland – he had the best political, logistical & technological edge at that point, & he constantly entertained the delusional belief that the isolationist US would happily join him in the Drang Nach Osten to defeat Bolshevism, after they’d stabbed their close ally Britain in the back. The “cowardly” Chamberlain bought the Allies precious time to plan, mobilize & fortify strategic assets – & I’ve heard that Hitler was furious that the showdown he’d wanted over Czechlosovakia never came.

Pat Buchanan should be given schnitzel spiked with roofies, dressed in full SS regalia that’s been generously impregnated with LSD & dropped in downtown Warsaw on a Saturday night, just as he’s waking up. Bonus points for YouTubing the hilarity that ensues.

Oh, and Pat? Hitler didn’t just demand the French fleet, he tried to take it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scuttling_of_the_French_fleet_in_Toulon

Dumbfuck.

I have to believe Buchanan is attempting to bring the pro-Hitler crowd out of the woodwork but at this point nothing surprises me.

If you want some real fun, read the comments left on Buchanan’s article. Before it was publicized among people with brains, there were some great comments supporting Pat. As near as I can tell, there’s those that think the 6 million Jews who were murdered did so voluntarily to set up a world-class guilt trip which would allow for the ascension of the international Zionist conspiracy.

And as such, I say: ANCESTRAL lands?

That would be interesting to say that about the Magyars, who invaded what we now know as Hungary from east of Europe, they certainly had no ancestral lands anywhere west of the Urals, and how can nomadic tribes be said to have such lands in the first place?

So has anyone outside of Hippieblogistan said anything about MSNBC showcasing a Hitler apologist yet?

I’ve been looking at News searches, and I did find this bit from Reason – but other than that, it’s all MediaMatters, TPM, &c.

Since Pat Buchanan is on MSNBC and MSNBC is liberal, that just proves that liberals are Nazis, Fascists, Commies and anything else that depends on Oligarhy…Oligarpy…Buncha people running stuff.

It’s a sad commentary on the American right these days, that Patzi Buchanwald feel comfortable enough to put on the old uniform and go through his drill steps like the old nazi professor in Apt Pupil.

The right wing crazy has warmed up the cesspool enough that the Patzi can slide right in and show us his plumage.

Maybe I should study the naked guy art at the Rockefeller plaza more intently. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.

Researching counters to Pats bile presents such a wealth of pure evil that all you want to do at the end is kick him repeatedly in the nuts with a steel-toed jackboot, forever.

Dear God: I promise that if you show me that I can have that job in Hell, I’ll believe in you and do good things for the rest of my life.

Not many people know it, but the Fuehrer was a terrific dancer.

The Dark Avenger,

Magyars, who invaded what we now know as Hungary from east of Europe

Well, their unofficial official story is that no, they were here first, archeology and history is theft.
But I’m pretty sure that the noted Hitler sympathizer and Nazi apologist Pat Buchanan is merely parroting the irredenta line about how every land of crown of Saint Stephen was Magyar and The Treaty of Trianon stole what was rightfully Hungarian. Maybe we should add “revisionist and irredentist” to Pat’s titles – I mean, seriously, the dude has a problem with Versaille. How much more revisionist can you get?

irredentist

Oh, dere’s plenny of irredentists in da sircos….

Of course, Hitler didn’t want war, but he had absolutely no other choice after Poland refused his demand to turn a Polish town over to Germany.

Or, in the words of The Onion’s Our Dumb Century, “Hitler Neutralizes Polish Menace.”

Irredentistry is THEFT!!

‘Course it would have been nice if the Allies could have sprung to the defense of a beleaguered democracy like Czechoslovakia instead of declaring war to (ineffectively) defend a country ruled by a miserable little tinpot junta of Franco wannabes like Poland under the Colonels, but history is a bitch sometimes….

As near as I can tell, there’s those that think the 6 million Jews who were murdered did so voluntarily to set up a world-class guilt trip which would allow for the ascension of the international Zionist conspiracy.

Well, at least they’re willing to admit the 6 million Jews are actually dead, instead of just hiding somewhere in Finland or something.

Of course the surprising thing isn’t that Pat & co thinks this, the surprising thing is they feel comfortable enough about it to say it in mixed company. Surprising+disturbing+sad.

So, the murderous madman who initiated the vernichtung that resulted in the death of millions was not a bad guy at all, but the gentle naturalist who studied finches, beetles, and worms was a monster whose work led to hell on earth?

I had to click through, because I’d heard hints about this on the radio. The good people of Poland are on to Pat and are taking him to the woodshed. Gotta love the Poles (if you’re lucky, literally).

One commenter writes:

Post scriptum: Give Chicago back!

Well, at least they’re willing to admit the 6 million Jews are actually dead, instead of just hiding somewhere in Finland or something.

We shipped them over to Sweden. Something about reindeer milk not being kosher and all…

And also, Einsatzgruppen, the word that took me an hour of googling to find. That’s 1.5 million starting probably about ten minutes after Germany attacked Poland. Or before. Chew on that, Pinoche!

Maybe I should study the naked guy art at the Rockefeller plaza more intently.

Let me just add that there are some truly amazing boobs in the naked chick art at Rock Center.

“Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!”

Catching up. Do I dare click on that link or will doing so mean another brain bleach bath? I can’t take more than one a week.

Do I dare click on that link or will doing so mean another brain bleach bath?

It’s just Pat defending the poor misunderstood Nazis. He’s been doing it for decades.

Jesus, not only do I have to bleach my brain, but disinfect my eyeballs. It’s always double the trouble reading Pat “right from the beginning” Buchanan.

I can’t believe you’re all being so insensitive. Don’t you know that one of Pat Bunchanan’s uncles DIED in a Nazi prison camp?

He fell out of a guard tower.

What’s really sad here (he typed most snarkily), is how our right wing used to be good at ‘staying on message’. For weeks, we’ve had teabaggers luggng “Obama=Hitler” signs (and guns) into our town hall meetings, and now ol’ Bat Puke-cannon says Hitler wasn’t so bad! (Does Batty really expect them to learn about Pinochet?)

Pope, I encourage you to register at Pukanan’s blog and post that.

Well, at least they’re willing to admit the 6 million Jews are actually dead, instead of just hiding somewhere in Finland or something

I don’t know, this is almost worse. At least the Holocaust deniers are defending Hitler on the grounds that 6 million Jews weren’t actually murdered. Pat admits that they were, but thinks Hitler was a pretty swell guy despite (because of?) that fact.

That picture … Pat Bukkanan … DO NOT WANT!

But why do you not look at me, Bukanaan? Your eyes that were so terrible, so full of rage and scorn, are shut now. Why are they shut ? Open your eyes ! Lift up your eyelids, Bukanaan. Why do you not look at me ? Are you afraid of me, Bukanaan, that you will not look at me? …
And your tongue, that was like a red snake darting poison, it moves no more, it says nothing now, Bukanaan, that scarlet viper that spat its venom upon me. It is strange, is it not ? How is it that the red viper stirs no longer…?

You could never tell that ol’ Pat used to be a Nixon speechwriter.

Maybe THIS is why all of his column are dutifully posted to Stormwatch, the neo-Nazi site. And, unlike Patrick Buchanan and his sleazy sister Bay, that’s no joke.

Caption for your picture:

“OK, I blew the elephant….now what?”

Oh, and Roosevelt was a Jew. Dr. Goebbels said so. Has anybody ever seen his baptismal certificate from the Episcopal Church? I mean the long form.

Just setting the record straight. See you in Bitburg.

Why is it that Uncle Pat wakes up every now and then with this fervent desire to defend Hitler, to actually try to convince us that Hitler was just a misunderstood nice guy? As an Irish primitive in the tradition of Father Coughlin, Joe McCarthy, Hannity and O’Reilly, Uncle Pat is required to believe that anyone who fought against the Brits must be a friend and Hitler certainly was that. The Jews? Well. they killed our boyo Jesus Christ, didn’t they?