Making Dean Esmay look like Gandhi
Posted on March 19th, 2006 by
Back when Gavin M. proved once and for all that Dean Esmay is a humor-impaired asshat, we thought he (Dean) should win some kind of prize for his ability to overreact and start issuing empty threats. Turns out we hadn’t seen nothin’ yet:
If you e-mail me again I will get a restraining order from the police that will go on your record.
We have a couple things cowards like you third world pussy country don’t have called freedom of speech and protection from harassment as a result.
The entire story is at SuperFrenchie. Vas-y SuperFrenchie!
The return of the dreaded Internet Police. You’re computer has performed an illegal operation!
Les têtes-carrés sont tous des cons.
…er, I mean…gosh, now that is something, eh?
Alex is not very funny for a comedy writer. And by “not very” I mean “not at all.”
Alex is not very funny for a comedy writer.
Ridiculous…Absurde!. Alex eez a comedé génius…jus’ lahk your Jarry Lewis and your Imogène Coca.
*mwah*…Superbe!
This will go on your Permanent Record!
Oh, man time to fire up the ol e-mail bot!
There is not a bigger munchwagon on this earth than that guy.*
*sadly, there are about a million equal munchwagons.
Super Frenchie is now on double-secret probation.
We have a couple things cowards like you third world pussy country don’t have called freedom of speech and protection from harassment as a result.
Why haven’t the Syntax Police locked Esmay away?
Maybe I should read the link first.
Change Esmay to Kaseberg (that’s pretty much “Cheese mountain” in German, BTW).
Esmay is such a bad ass, he doesn’t allow comments and won’t join the military. Now, that is tough.
Hey- no parsing the literal names in German (mine refers to puke- so, nyah!).
So GuinnessGuy’s real last name is what… Barfenstein? Vom Mitlich? Bilius? How many possibilities could there be? Let’s get those Google ID engines running, folks. We will track him down!
Alex Kaseberg is a pathetic moron
Alex Kaseberg is a pathetic moron
Alex Kaseberg is a pathetic moron
/bomb
Last comment – I don’t think you’re familiar with the mechanics behind google bombing.
Been there, done that, all for the sake of Conservative Humor
Besides, I think bombing this Alex guy’s name to “Cheese mountain” would be infinately funnier.
To whom it may concern:
Whereas your party (hereafter referred to a “your party”) has linked to another Webpage (hereafter referred to a ‘website’ or ‘site’) in which therein existed the text of electronic mails currently being investigated by the IIH for references to harrassment (HR 1999 refers to the exception of freedom of speech being in instances of clear and present danger and emails that make fun of someone); whereas the above are known to be true due to a sworn affidavit provided by Detective Orbach, your site is nowfore under surveillance for links to other references of freedom of speech which may be prosecutable to the fullest extents of the law.
You have been notified.
I’ll make it easy on you Dan- it starts with a “K”.