Obama has the power to make anything happen. He can just rub his magical news stick and a distraction will come up. Except similar to the Green Lantern, his magical powers only work on white people, like Dick Cheney, not black people, like the people that make health care so expensive in this country. He is omnipotent, except he sucks at everything.

What Adler forgets is you’re really not supposed to publish your inner dialog. Save it for your therapist so he can up your dose of thorazine.

I need to know if his magical news stick is circumcized or not.

zs

Elephants in the room: invisible to other elephants.

I need to know if his magical news stick is circumcized or not.

Adler’s? Because roboprof’s is anodized.

Isn’t it cute that wingnuts care about the deficit, and the Constitution, and stuff like that again?
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Isn’t it cute that wingnuts care about the deficit, and the Constitution, and stuff like that again?

I think you mean the Democrat deficit. Or Obameficit, or some other horrid neologism.

Yep, that’s it. The one that is 2/3 GW Bush, and 1/3 Ronald Wilson Reagan (666).

Oh that’s the national DEBT. Never mind.

Obameficit
Latin for “Obama did it”.

Baracking it up.

REYNOLDS: Hmm. The evidence of Bush misdeeds resembles paranoid fantasies about extraterrestrials.

Y’know, I did kind of think Bigfoot was running the Department of Defense for a while there. Reynolds has my number.

I did kind of think Bigfoot was running the Department of Defense for a while there.

I thought it was Nosferatu.

I did kind of think Bigfoot was running the Department of Defense for a while there.

I thought it was Nosferatu.

No, Chertoff was in DHS.

Strangelove – Rumsfeld
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I guess that explains why his wife uses 1950s science experiments to refute post-2000 science.

http://drhelen.blogspot.com/2009/08/fascists-everywhere-will-love-this.html

At least their cluelessness will keep them together. Glen and Doctor Helen, the droolers of the world salute you! In a world of dipshits, your flies really stand out.

keereckshun: Glenn

Heh indoodily ding dong diddily, libs!

I think you mean the Democrat deficit. Or Obameficit, or some other horrid neologism.

Obamo-Nazism. Like Islamo-Nazism, except they goose-step in a style I think would go a little something like this.

fantasies about extraterrestrials.

Dear Astronomy Today, I never thought I’d be writing to you…

So terrifying people for political reasons with bullshit Terror Alertz™ is just like pointing out the scumbags who did it when they get caught red-handed?

Color me nonplussed.

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Note: originally I wrote political as poolitical – I apologize for correcting my error.

In Typo Veritas.

Reynolds proves he hasn’t opened his eyes in front of a mirror in at least 8 years.

Imalwayspudknocking said

Hmm. Dick Cheney collaborated with extradimensional aliens, gave them nuclear weapons? No, that’s already been done

It’s like you never posted all of your knob-polishing fantasies of Dick and George on the innertubes.

He can just rub his magical news stick

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