Celebrity Deathmatch Liberal Professor! awesome.

Berube: “you don’t bring a squid to a gunfight, cobag atheist, and besides we’re not even here right now, this doesn’t exist.”

PZ: “well you didn’t even bring a gun, and this squid is PURE POISON!!!!!! EAT IT BERUBE COBAG!!!!”

*squirts burning acid squid juice on Berube*

Berube: “YOU’RE KILLLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

I bet Professor Bérubé would wear the ceremonial tiara, so he’s got my vote. Plus Professor Myers wouldn’t even notice unless cephaloporn is part of the prize package(so to speak), and even then he already has plenty.

I would wear the tiara with pride. First there was the Weblog Awards humiliation in the all-important 251st-500th Most Ecosystemic Blogs category, then the Horowitz fiasco, then I go down in flames in the Koufaxi. Man, at this point I’d even wear the Honorary Ty Cobb Spiked Cleats.

Surely, you haven’t forgetten that Monsieur Bérubé, Professeur Dangereux, wields a pruning knife!

http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/blog_carves_up_tree/

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Thank God were foregoing the swimsuit (in high heels, no less) competition this year. I don’t think I could survive a repeat of last year’s histrionics, when monsieur was disqualified for cheating.

*stage whisper*…calf implants.

Aw, that’s horrible! What kind of person would do that to a sweet little baby cow? Obviously someone dangerously professorial. The boys had better keep those sharpened cleats hidden, I think we’ve got a feet-up a slider on our hands.

Can’t the title be “Most Glenndiferous [or Glenntastic] Professor”?

Is there an award for most longsuffering, most heavily persecuted troll?

How about for most ignored war protest song from a supposed right-wing jingoist?

American Woman
performed by Dr. BLT
http://www.drblt.com/music/AmericanWomanP.mp3

teh, I don’t know if you should name the award after someone who might win the Ted Williams award.

Oh damn. That was the Tylenol PM talking…

I would like to highlight this bit of genius from

http://www.medic8.com/

Teetotalers and heavy drinkers have higher death rates than moderate drinkers do

What a bunch of liberal dumbasses.

EVERYONE HAS A DEATH RATE OF 100　PERCENT.

Now my brain hurts

the only things to survive the oncoming slaughter will be cockroaches and Gore Vidal (I`m fairly certain that man will never die)

Pinko – “burning acid squid juice” is so totally going to be my new band name.

Strange Forces, do you have any music that can be accessed online?

Aw, I got a shout-out in his blog post.

I don’t know if that’s a brush with greatness, but it’s certainly a brush with awful-damn-goodness.

songpimp (izzat you, Doc?) –
No music online, but I was in a short film mocking Pastor Phelps of “God Hates Fags” Infamy.

At the risk of looking like a shill, here’s the link:

http://www.godhatesrags.com/FELT/watch.html

I will leave it, at this time, as an exercise to the viewer to guess who I am.

Me vs. Bérubé? It just won’t work. All my weapons are flaccid, slimy, and in a state of partial dissection, while he’s got the hockey stick. It’s no contest, unless he happens to have a sensitive tummy.

And I’d so want to wear that tiara. Is it sparkly?

Cobb Voting Irregularities

Thanks to a push from a certain Evil Squid Scientist, a certain Professor of Dangeral Studies is threatening an all-categories sweep of the Cobbs. The committee was dragged out of bed to issue a ruling, and it was decided that…

Cobb Voting Irregularities

Thanks to a push from a certain Evil Squid Scientist, a certain Professor of Dangeral Studies is threatening an unacceptable all-categories sweep of the Cobbs. The committee was dragged out of bed to issue a ruling, and it was decided…

Cobb Voting Irregularities

Thanks to a push from a certain Evil Squid Scientist, a certain Professor of Dangeral Studies is threatening an unacceptable all-categories sweep of the Cobbs. The committee was dragged out of bed to issue a ruling, and it was decided…

I’d look better in that tiara than either PZ or Michael. Plus, I’m the only one of the three of us who doesn’t have tenure, and definitely the sluttiest of the three. That’s gotta count for something.

2]Get your own Nintendo Wii
The games console with one of the strangest names on the planet (it’s pronounced ‘wee’) is also one of the most innovative. In fact, with its potential to change the face of the gaming landscape, Wii may be on the verge of a new era, if you’ll pardon the pun.
The $400 Wii package comprises a square white console unit and stand that plugs into your TV or AV receiver, a wireless sensor bar that connects to the console and receives wireless commands from the battery-powered paddle-style Wiimote controller. Basic composite cables are supplied, but if you have a plasma or LCD the $50 component cable options will deliver better picture quality. The console also supports an SD slot, USB port and a DVD drive for games.
Games data can be saved to SD memory cards, which weren’t officially released at the time of publication, but in lieu of their arrival, GameCube memory cards will suffice. The USB port can’t be used to save games either, but will enable future hardware upgrades such as a hard drive or DVD player, although no announcements have been made to this effect.
Despite its DVD drive, the console is not a DVD player (a modification chip is required if you want to watch movies). Nor is it the high definition, hard drive-toting, networked multimedia online multiplayer gaming machine that is the Xbox 360 or forthcoming Playstation 3. Instead, it presents as the most affordable ‘next generation’ games machine available and, certainly, lacks for no important ingredients if you want to have fun.