B.O.M.B.A.S.T.
Posted on August 20th, 2009 by Gavin M.
Lori “Movin’ On Up” Montgomery and Perry “Obama Not Muslim?” Bacon, Jr., The Washington Post:
Key Senator Calls for Narrower Health Reform Measure: Republican Grassley Cites Town Hall Anger
- Verizon has “less HD on demand,” a Comcast executive concluded Wednesday, saying the outpouring this month of tuneless young women into computer-generated isometric cityscapes filled with cartoon characters has fundamentally altered the nature of the debate.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
What are the chances the actual linked article makes even less sense than the shorter?
I just ate, so I have no interest in finding out.
Blowhard Offered More Bullshit About Stupid Townhalls?
Brotherhood Of Muslim Bombers And Secrit Terrarists?
Bigots Obtaining Money By Assaulting Staged Townhalls?
Buy Our Moronic Bullshit And Suffer Terribly?
Bombast Obviously Marginal, Barry Asserts, Stay Tuned
Bacon Or Montgomery Being Actual Stenographic Technologists.
Barack Obama Makes Bigots Apoplectic Screaming Tards
Bonehead Opines Making Bitches Abet St00pid Twit
Also, FYWP
Behold! One Million Birthers Against Simple Truth.
Because Of My Big Ass Stupid Toenails
Bend Over, More Bologna Awaits Stuffing Today
Barack Offends Montgomery, Bacon At Stupid Tabloid
This is all
Because Of Max Baucus, Asshole Senator, Truly.
Beanheads On Meth Belie All Sociological Theories
Bacon, OMnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Beware Of Mouth Breathing Aggressively Stupid Teabaggers
This is harder than haikus.
PENIS.
Big Ol’ Man-Boobs At Stern, Tibbs!
Branes Of My Beloved Are Sticky, Too.
Bugfuck Obstreperous Morons Barking Assholishly Stretches Temerity
Beast Of Many Backs Assumes Sore Taints.
Branes Of Many Bloggers Are So Tastee.
Betrayed our mandate: bipartisanship always supercedes thinking.
*The Goddamn, of course.
**AKA Stephanie Brown, AKA Robin (for a little while), AKA the new Batgirl.
***Um, I just sorta ran out of ideas, there. Look, I can’t check out the badonkadonk anyway, because of the cape. Unless, of course, she leaps down and the cape flows upward and… look, I’ve said it before, don’t you judge me unless you’ve climbed a mile’s worth of skyscrapers in my Batboots, I’ve given so much in the pursuit of justice… oh God, do I need to get laid, she’s just a teenager for Christsake, what is wrong with me, sometimes I think that I don’t carry a gun because otherwise I’d shoot myself…
Also, Grassley is a moron of long standing. I think that he has a staff member that chews his food for him.
**AKA Stephanie Brown, AKA Robin (for a little while), AKA the new Batgirl.
I thought Stephanie was the new Batman and Dick Grayson was the new Batgirl. You miss one goddamned issue…
Beyond Oddments, My Banana Asserts Shiny Toast.
(gets shot by CIA)
Grassley, Kyle, et al have taken themselves out of the debate by admitting that they will not vote for anything, so who gives a fuck what they think?
Also, is Stephanie actually confirmed as Batgirl? I thought they were going to try to draw out the suspense a little longer…
Baggers Organize, Make Baby-Assed Senator Terrified
Badgers Orate, Many Branes Are Strictly Terrified.
Bolsheviks, Observe My Braying, Address Said Tantrum!
Banned? Outwitted! Multiple Batches Anonymous Servers/Tunnelers!
Boobie Originates Media Blitz, Arouses Scared Twatwaffles
[Why can’t I comment from my iPhone? FYWP]
Bolsheviks, Observe My Braying, Address Said Tantrum!
That one gets a gold star.
Also, acronyms are theft!
You people constantly amaze me.
Bad Old Momma’s Boys Are Surely Terrified
Blithering Old Morans Believe Announced Socialist Takeover
Barely Operating Mentality Belies American Schutzstaffel Tactics
Blow, Old Man, Blow Against Sanity, Truth
Baggers’ Obviously Mendacious Bullshit Annoys Sane Thinkers
Illiterate Dyslexics And Neologists Eschew Lucretious Acronymonomy
Feel the wrath of my B.O.M.B.A.S.T.!
Bastard idiot!
Feel the wrath!
Those who dare mix real life with politics
And go on regardless of the
of the discoveries
Will feel the wrath of B.O.M.B.A.S.T.
clanging in my heart
Birthers Owe Me Big Amounts, Says Truther.
Barry Outrages Moronic Birthers and Stupid Teabaggers.
Goddam, the actual article is obtuse and ridiculously credulous. I guess they didn’t notice Grassley pimping the death panels, or the debunks by the NYT and others on that? They’re actually presenting Grassley, Boehner and the gang as acting in good faith? I guess that’s easier bullshit to shill when you completely ignore both actual policies and public opinion.
After consulting with the American people, Joseph McCarthy is convinced Edward Murrow is a dirty commie.
After many town halls, John McCain is convinced that the American people really wanted him to be president last November.
After shilling an argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care, Jonah Goldberg is convinced that liberals are the real fascists. (Also, that he is brilliant.)
After a careful examination of her own asshole after tequila shots, Pan Atlas is convinced that Barack Obama is Malcolm X’s love child – and born in Kenya.
After an exhaustive search for the real killers, O.J. Simpson is convinced of his own innocence.
Barack Obama Makes Beezlebub And Satan Trivial
Bring Obama More Budweiser – Assholes Surge Tremendously.
Bulletheads Offer More Brawndo, America – Suck Teabags!
B.O.M.B.A.S.T.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Sing to the B.E.A.T.
Get ready to ignite…