And the loser is…
We’ve mentioned in previous posts our (inexplicable) multiple nominations in the Koufax awards, which included such categories as Best New Blog, Best Writing, Best Blog, and Most Humorous Post. It appears that the judges have come to their senses however (and that we overestimated the importance of the Amber Vote?) as the initial list of nominees has been narrowed down to a few finalists in all the categories.
In the process, your humble servants were weeded out of all but one. But if we had to choose just one, that would be it, as our essay The Dickification of the Western Female is on the short list for Most Humorous Post. We believe it is fitting in many ways, and surely Sadly, No! commenter and expert on all matters cock (the inimitable Frederick) would agree.
We’ve update the links in the top right corner to the finalists entries so that you may cast your ballot now. You must should can vote for us here.
We would also highly recommend you vote in all the other categories, which are full of extremely deserving folks, including World O’Crap, Happy Furry Puppy Story Time with Norbizness, Jesus’ General, Opinions You Should Have, The Poor Man, skippy, the bush kangaroo, and Tbogg for Most Humorous Blog.
Now I’m an “expert on all matters cock”?! I’m sure my wife would be startled to learn that. I don’t think I’ll be mentioning that accolade on my resum?. (As Doctor Ruth would say if she were me, “I am a Doctor of Jurisprudence, not a urologist!”) Now I see why you keep your identity secret — you must be afraid of all the defamation lawsuits!
I don’t think I’ll be mentioning that accolade on my resum?.
Here’s hoping you’d already voted (for us) before you saw this post!
Here’s hoping you’d already voted (for us) before you saw this post!
Sadly, No!