Best interpretation of ‘Reptilian’ ever.

Now that’s truly frightening.

Human/Reptile/Human/ Reptile Hybrid/Hybrids

Oh Ma God. It’s just what George W. Bush warned us about!

I love you, you love me

We’re the galactic family….

Look! Specimens from the Late Cretinous Period.

Oh god dying can’t… breathe…

(This makes Sasha and Malia Human/Reptile/Human/ Reptile Hybrid/Hybrids, we think).

I expect a Barney/Mr Rogers Punnett square.

You know, in 1992 I thought Hillary Clinton was eminently doable, but Da-yum!

Reptiles! Aliens! Bio-duplication! Nude Conspiracies! Oh my God, Lyndon LaRouche was right!

The tail unearther has the following hilarious advisory on his contact page.

Shorter version: FINAL FINAL WARNING WARNING: BEING DISAGREEABLE WITH ME WILL NOT BE TOLERATED, but if you have any imaginary dirt on the black president, don’t hesitate to blow the whistle anonymously.

Update, June 29 2009: For the time being, do NOT use the pitari@peoplepc.com address and ONLY send e-mail messages via the box provided below. The pitari e-mail box is full and will not accept additional e-mails.

( I apologize to mannered and sensitive readers for the necessity to explain to insensitive individuals the basics of letter-writing etiquette.)

Before sending mail, take the time to read these notes:

1. If you wish to write an e-mail, you need to address me by my name. You need to print your name at the bottom of your letter. Full name or first name as you prefer, but don’t send a letter without identifying yourself because I’m not going to reply to anonymous mail. There is an exception in special cases (whistleblowers) and it’s discussed below, but routine mail requires a name. .

2. Insulting or negative mail is not welcomed. One can express any opinion without stooping to insult or slander. If you can’t keep it civil, don’t write. If I publish hate mail, I always leave the e-mail address intact and included in the keywords so that anyone doing a search for that e-mail address will be sure to come across that letter. I won’t hesitate to contact law enforcement for any sort of threatening letter and will contact the server of anyone sending threatening or grossly insulting mail.

3. Do NOT add my name to your mailing list-no matter how important and relevant you think it may be-WITHOUT MY PERSMISSION.

4. ***Use the SAME name and SAME e-mail address-CONSISTENTLY-when corresponding with me.***

5. If you send me an e-mail commenting on anything you have read or seen at my web site, then you have sent a Letter to the Editor and your letter is eligible for publication. I alone will decide on which letters are published or not. Normally, I only publish first name and no e-mail address (unless you ask me to publish your e-mail address). Hostile e-mailers will always find their e-mail address posted.

Additional contact info, including my voice mail, is listed below

..Thanks, Ken Adachi. .

Update, June 29 2009: For the time being, do NOT use the pitari@peoplepc.com address and ONLY send e-mail messages via the box provided below. The pitari e-mail box is full and will not accept additional e-mails.

Final warning`: Read and follow the instructions stated above concerning ANONYMOUS MAIL if you expect to get a response from me. FAILURE to follow my instruction in identifying yourself, may bring a published response, but NOT the one your were hoping for.

“(This makes Sasha and Malia Human/Reptile/Human/ Reptile Hybrid/Hybrids, we think).”

Think it’s funny? You won’t be laffing so hard when those babies each get 342 miles per gallon highway.

Barack the magic dragon, lived by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mists in a land called Hawaiii

Lesley–

Love this. This is a guy who, in a simpler era, would have dedicated all his free time to building a ship in a bottle, and then stood there every night, yelling at the crew for failing to sail it anywhere.

He’s going to contact law enforcement if he receives “grossly insulting mail”–?

I’m sure they’ll get right on that.

“My PERSMISSION?”

What, are you saying she hosts a gay tri-marrying colony of Barney dinosaurs?

the contact page goes on and on and gets crazier by the paragraph. I expect this guy lives in the basement of his mother’s trailer hooked to the Art Bell program 24/7.

On Answering Your E-Mail
With a web site like mine, I get a lot of e-mail at times. [blah blah his time is precious and he’s busy doing stuff like unearthing evidence of reptilian DNA in liberal presidents] … I rely on divine guidance to bring to my attention what I need to read or know on a day-to-day basis. Even if you don’t get a response from me, don’t assume that I haven’t gained the information that you were trying to pass on to me. If you’ve sent something that you felt was important and I haven’t answered you, then send me another e-mail (or 2, or 3 or 4) to remind me and I’ll usually get back to you. I don’t mind being reminded. Of course, that doesn’t apply to negative or frivilous mail. Very often, people of enormous intellect and insight will send me something that’s really fabulous, but I won’t realize that until I’ve read their printed out e-mail a few weeks later. Understand that I’m working alone here and I can’t handle the volume at times. Trust that Spirit takes care of these things behind the scenes and will see to it that I’ll read your stuff if it was meant to be. Of course, there’s no rule against you helping the process along by being persistent and sending me reminders until you get a response.

From mushroom scientist Gary Novak. This anti-global warming skeptic, sufferer of “mental fame”, and opponent of Einsteinian relativity because he just can’t figger how E = MC^2 could really happen since you can’t actually square light’s speed…

…it turns out he now has proof of the existence of the spirit world because once when he was cleaning his oil painting brush there appeared a shape which he interpreted looked like an evil spirit.

Humanoid

The image was found in a paintbrush cleaning, and then it was reproduced in oil. It looks like a humanoid representing evil. There are definite values in the trick hand, dripping and rotting flesh and star hanging from its head.

A moral spirit would have created it, because evil spirits would never expose the characteristics of evil.

Is not such a precise and detailed image appearing out of nowhere the proof of the spirit world existing, which atheists and scientists keep demanding?

and

Source of The Image

The image is the paint brush cleaning from which the oil painting
was reproduced.

Is not this image proof of the existence of the spirit world?

Indeed. If only Algore could learn to use science like this.

Oops, “mental pain”, not “mental fame”, though he suffers from the latter as well.

Sic semper tyrannosaurus!

I like that in the Culture of Life, anencephalics are as human as children with Down Syndrome but tails are a clear sign that an infant is a soulless Moslem hellspawn.

Is not such a precise and detailed image appearing out of nowhere the proof of the spirit world existing?

Or maybe proof of total insanity.

A useful lesson for the teabag patriots.

Preznit Kenyatta Hussein Imposter Osama giving the country back to the injuns. We tried to warn you.

Posted in the other thread, but it looks like the party’s over here now:

“A phone call came in near the end of Don’s regular Friday night interview with researcher, inventor, and scientist, Jim Murray. The caller said his name was General Jeremiah from the United Galactic Federation and that he was calling Don from a large spacecraft called the Alliance, located 26,000 miles above earth. “

“The average centre-to-centre distance from the Earth to the Moon is 384,403 km,” or (238,857 mi)

You think SETI would have missed a regular phone call coming in from a tenth of the distance to the moon? Not to mention the phone carrier.

Also, any telescope capable of seeing far-away comets (such as Comet 29P/Schwassmann-Wachmann, currently traveling in a nearly circular orbit entirely between Jupiter and Saturn) would have picked this up.

That website is like the Cauldron of Plenty of Crazy.

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,
August 13, 2009 at 2:49

“My PERSMISSION?”

Don’t be such a ball-buster. Lots of people misspell “persimmon.”

http://www.metatech.org/preventing_alien_abductions.html

Also. And such as.

MY PERSMISSION

Aw come on, guys, his typing finger has a hare lip.

There is a troll in the sky. The troll is accompanied by a dog.

and before any of you say it’s spelled “harelip”, I’ll have you know the man’s ancestors were rabbits.

That’s nothing. I have photographic evidence that Laura Bush was infested with British building contractors.

J— said,
August 13, 2009 at 3:27

There is a troll in the sky. The troll is accompanied by a dog.

A Study of Syphilis? Well. that certainly explains a great deal.

Troll. Dog. Which is smarter? Which scoots its ass across the rug? Which can lick its own balls?

Answers: Dog, both, dog (if the troll could lick its own balls it wouldn’t waste its time here.)

General Jeremiah and the UGF sound fairly progressive. Think he would be up for a primary against one of the Bluedogs?

Also, any telescope capable of seeing far-away comets (such as Comet 29P/Schwassmann-Wachmann, currently traveling in a nearly circular orbit entirely between Jupiter and Saturn) would have picked this up.

Don’t you realize that the aliens can hide themselves with ease from our primitive instruments with their 30th Century tech?

Plus, the lizard people have paid off and brainwashed all the astronomers to keep quiet about what they see.

Simple.

Yet most people see ‘nothing but blurry images’.

Just wait until they see District 9. They’ll think it’s a documentary.

Personally, I’m surprised that it’s the vagely hetero pedophile Barney, rather than the clearly gay Tinky Winky.

Or is Tinky Winky what’s on the OTHER arm?

OMG he caught a fly onTeevee!!11one
Wake up peeple

Jebus, it’s feast or famine around here. Sloowwwww dowwwwwwwn. Oh that’s right, you dirty libs don’t read your posts OR provide a notarized signature to the effect you did.

Read your posts LIBS!

I see by the pictures that she’s been inoculated against the LuvULubMi virus, which is central to my point regarding the FEMA camps being set up in the underpass I go by on my way to pick up my canned cheese. It should also be noted that the government will tell you that it is necessary to get all three injections, when everyone knows that Nazis come in threes: first as Hitler, second as Manson, and third as a Negro. And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

“Don and I often talk on the phone and he mentioned a couple of weeks ago that he saw entities on Barack’s knees and forearms in the black and white photo seen above. When he re-introduced color into the photo, these entities were easier to spot. He sent me a color version of the photo and I began to look at it carefully using PhotoShop. It’s obvious that the photo was intentionally desaturated of color before publishing it on the Internet so you wouldn’t notice the etheric entities popping out all over the place in this photograph.”

What is truly frightening to me is that my own scientifical research has revealed the fact that Satanic JPEG entities have infiltrated EVERY photograph on the internets!!!!!

Also: Sick Temperature Tyrannosaurus!

Now that I’ve read that link…. HOLY SHIT!!!!

I for one welcome our new Human/Reptile Hybrid Overlords.

Where did all these crazy go before the Internets?

Ten year old boy has marks on his knees. That only possible explanation is supernatural entities…… Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I for one welcome our new Human/Reptile Hybrid Overlords.

I look forward to new and delicious insect-based desserts.

I don’t like cold brains.

This is a deliciously satisfying read

Megan McArdle’s Hypocrisy Exposed: Portrait Of A Libertarian As A Taxpayer-Subsidized Brat

“if you have any imaginary dirt on the black president, don’t hesitate to blow the whistle anonymously.”

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Listen up! I mean Read up! Or something. Never mind all that!

If (7,000 years ago) GOD hadn’t sent the meteor that killed all the dinosaurs, then dinosaurs would RULE THE WORLD, and human beings would be THEIR SLAVES. Now GOD is sending us Global Warming to eradicate the Dinos once again, who are trying to take over the North & South Poles with help from Obama who is a Saurien FOR SURE.

That is all.

Where did all these crazy go before the Internets?

Family Reunions.

They are NOT crazies! They are the only ones who can SEE what other’s won’t look at. why do you think Regan freed them from the Mental Hospitals?

Ten year old boy has marks on his knees.

Oh, yes. I was totally enthralled by the letter where Mila Farina, or whatever her name is, vouches for her story by noting that the removal of young Barack’s vestigial tail left scars that embarrassed him, and – presumably – motivated him to Destroy America As We Know It.

Because it’s totally believable that a ten-year-old boy would let his mother’s middle-aged woman friend look at his bare butt.

Where did all these crazy go before the Internets?

Shortwave radio, audiocassettes, videocassettes, and newsletters.

And, of course, public access TV.

Lizard or not, Michelle is my favorite First Lady.

Lizard or not, Michelle is my favorite First Lady.

You only love her for her brains. And we know how women hate that.

Let me just say, zombie ants.

So what you’re trying to say is…

Buckaroo Banzai brought the Black Lectroid Obamas back from the 8th Dimension? Fuck all, I just knew it. This explains so much. Like…

Um…

Well, you know. Now…who’s up for firebombing a Town Hall meeting? Freedom! Woo!

I just… I want her to put me in a headlock. Is that wrong?

Let me just say, zombie ants.

“I will have a zombie army! A zombie navy! A zombie space cadet!”
“You’re really out to lunch!”

Damn but her fashion sense is awesome … she found a dress to match her Barney-implants!

Mmmmm … implants …

We recently learned that Barack Obama is a vestigially tailed, Human/Reptile Hybrid … and Michelle is too. (This makes Sasha and Malia Human/Reptile/Human/ Reptile Hybrid/Hybrids, we think).

So does this mean that Morena Baccarin is really playing Michelle Obama in ABC’s upcoming remake of V?

I just… I want her to put me in a headlock. Is that wrong?

You are in good company.

Wingnut rips up Rosa Parks poster at Town Hall meeting

How low they will go remains to be seen.

See, this is why it’s crucial that we obtain photos of the President’s vestigial tail. Only by careful scrutiny of the JPEG compression artifacts in such a photo can we train ourselves to recognize the humanoid faces which will be used as source material for the face transplant operations (FULLY REIMBURSABLE under Obamacare!!!11) to camouflage the faceless bureaucrats on the Death Panels.

I just… I want her to put me in a headlock. Is that wrong?

If it’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.

The fact is, the real reason Obama’s vestigial tail was removed was not embarrassment, but the unfair advantage it gave him in freestyle slam-dunk competitions.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next President of the United States.

I wish I could quit them.

OMGG there is a message passed down from generation to generatiopn that should have warned us against this;
The devil is in the detail.
He’s detailed so he’s the Antichrist!!11!12.
Has anyone seen him eat ginger?? It is the drug that helps defeat the lizard overlords in Harry Turtledove’s books about space lizards which this presidency is based on.

See, this is why it’s crucial that we obtain photos of the President’s vestigial tail.

That won’t be necessary – just check the medicine cabinet. It’s in a fruit jar, right between the 4-way cold tablets and the monkey blood.

My sister still hasn’t forgiven me for teaching my niece that “Baby Bop is Barney’s HO!” way back when she was a 3-year-old.

Has anyone seen him eat ginger?? It is the drug that helps defeat the lizard overlords in Harry Turtledove’s books about space lizards which this presidency is based on.

It’s unfortunately not the same series of books as the one in which Oswald Mosley’s Silver Shirts make an appearance – that one, in which the Confederacy won the civil war and Custer has sex with Irishwomen, is an internationally-renowned documentary source, which is why it’s repeatedly conflated for our poor, insufficient reality in Liberal Fascism.

Never snort ginger. It never ends well.

Renegade, Renaissance, Radiance, Rosebud…and REPTILE???

Somewhere, in a hidden corner of the aqua-colored Universe, David Icke is jumping up and down, shrieking that he TOLD us so!

This is the most awsomest thing EVAR!

And it isn’t even my birthday.

How do we make sure this gets spread far and wide? Can we get Beck to cover this? Hell, I suppose we couldn’t stop him. Somebody send it to him, quick!

Just. Fucking. Beautiful.

Also,

BEING DISAGREEABLE WITH ME WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

If you are going to be disagreeable, don’t waste your time emailing, you are desperately needed at a town hall meeting near you.

*snnuuuurrrrf*

Don’t I know it.

Glad someone else picked up on the David Icke angle. I actually bought one of his books about 5 years ago because it looked interesting at first glance; at the time, I didn’t know who he was or what was in the book. Let’s just say it was extremely crazy, even by Illuminati-Jewish World Conspiracy standards. I think he argued that the Bush family were shape-shifting reptiles in that one, so it seems neither party has a monopoly on reptillian infiltration. Who knows?–maybe some DINOS are literally dinos.

Don’t tell the wingnuts, but in District 9 (in theatres Friday, can’t wait!), the lizard aliens may be sympathetic characters.

Long time lurker, first time poster…

Man, you guys have *got* to check out that site, I promise you won’t be disappointed. That is, quite simply, the absolute, craziest shit I have ever seen anywhere. He makes Richard Dawkins sound like Art Bell. Okay, sliding back into the Lurker Pool.

Wow, El Cid.

Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

Great research, DA.

Seems, from the cover of Vogue, that the editors are in the know (‘the First Lady the world’s been waiting for’).

How do we make sure this gets spread far and wide? Can we get Beck to cover this? Hell, I suppose we couldn’t stop him. Somebody send it to him, quick!

Oh please, oh please, oh please….make the stupidity awesomeness go viral.

Whut? Teh? Fuck?

Ken Adachi took a 38 year-old photo that he believes was digitally altered, digitally alters it again, zooms, and finds fuzzy blotches. Quelle fucking surprise. He could have also noted that in his “enhanced” version, Maya has no nose. (No nose! How does she smell? Like the sister of a Human-Reptile Hybrid Anti-Christ!) Or that Barack Sr. has some weird thing going on in front of his crotch, obviously teh IslamoPENIS, on it’s way to bumfuck America up the ass.

I blame CSI. You can’t take a fuzzy 10dpi security cam still of a car speeding past at 500 yards and filter it such that you can read the license plate. That’s reversing the polarity level stupid. Then again, Louise Lombard is hawt, so I forgive the franchise.

and before any of you say it’s spelled “harelip”,

wood eye! wood eye!

sry. that word always triggers that joke for me.

To quote Ed Sullivan: ‘thankyew-thankyew-thankyew!’
Now let us blow some minds, for a change.

PLANET BALQUI-

That’s so ridiculous!

This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels.

Tenacious D,

You really need to tackle this story:
http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/investors_business_daily_short.php

Word on the street is that the Komodobama’s are planning to mass mail a book this Christmas.

Sic semper tyrannosaurus!

Awesome!

Where did all these crazy go before the Internets?

It’s out of date by two decades, but this historical document is a fascinating read.

I love this Fort/Shaver/VonDaniken/Sitchen/Icke shit, it’s my favorite genre of comedy. I recently downloaded a PDF of Bramley’s Gods of Eden and it is a hoot! The best thing about these “deep thinkers” is that they form an Ouroboros of Lunacy, a circle jerk of paranoia.

My favorite bit from the wackaloon site is the disclaimer at the bottom:

All information posted on this web site is the opinion of the author and is provided for educational purposes only. It is not to be construed as medical advice. Only a licensed medical doctor can legally offer medical advice in the United States. Consult the healer of your choice for medical care and advice.

Hmm. Why is Michelle in the Vogue cover making the “Hook ’em Horns” sign with her left hand? She’s a Texas Longhorn fan? Or is it the universal sign for “cuckold” that she’s flashing?

Or could it be a message to her Lizard Overlords?

This obviously needs further research in the files…

Or is it the universal sign for “cuckold” that she’s flashing?

In your dreams!

I followed the link to this wackdoodle’s page and noticed that his blogroll linked to Henry Makow.com. I’m thinking “Henry Makow? I used to know a Henry Makow. Wonder if it’s the same guy.”

And holy shit, it is the same guy and he is batshit crazy. He believes in the Illuminati. He believes in the Protocols of Zion. Henry is a Jew by the way. He believes that homosexuality is a pathology. He’s become some kind of misogynistic men’s-rights advocate, married to a mail-order bride from the Philippines. Geez, Mrs.. Makow sure lucked out in the mail-order bride sweepstakes. George Sodini might have been a better catch. I’m picturing Mrs. Makow as a living coffee table right about now.

Holy shit. ‘Scuse me, I have to go email all my friends and tell them “Remember that guy Henry Makow? You wouldn’t believe what he’s turned into …”

I can say with authority that this trick doesn’t work:

http://educate-yourself.org/cn/breathingtechniqueexposereptilians07aug04.shtml

My personal favorite was this line:
“Barack’s knees contain remarkable etheric images”

I could just use that as a Zen koan and meditate.
I’ve been to that site before; the chemtrails and orgone pages
make for, uh, stimulating reading. It reminds me of the
protagonist from PK Dick’s non-genre novel “Confessions of
a Crap Artist”. Except that he eventually wised up and realized
that he’d wasted most of his life being a loon, and they’ve
gone pro instead.

Ken Adachi took a 38 year-old photo that he believes was digitally altered, digitally alters it again, zooms, and finds fuzzy blotches. Quelle fucking surprise. He could have also noted that in his “enhanced” version, Maya has no nose. (No nose! How does she smell? Like the sister of a Human-Reptile Hybrid Anti-Christ!) Or that Barack Sr. has some weird thing going on in front of his crotch, obviously teh IslamoPENIS, on it’s way to bumfuck America up the ass.

Quelle fucking surprise indeed. I suppose that ‘etheric images’ are what the rest of the world call ‘compression artifacts‘.