Sometimes A Picture Is Worth Two Cents And Such. Also.
ABOVE: Jim “Sexy Beast” Hoft
In another universe, far, far, away, the townhall protestors are quiet retiring sorts, Quakers mostly, who sit in on the meetings, waiting their turns to ask questions, after having been savagely beaten and bloodied by ObamaTroopers and union thugs outside the meeting hall. Jim “Gateway Pundit” sends us a dispatch from that parallel universe.
I think that post title needs to be fixed:
That’s better. Just in case you think Jim is exaggerating, he has pikshurs ‘n such.
Bullhorn Assaults on Little Old Ladies–
AIP News reported: Denver’s Organizing for America local chairman blasts a tea party protester with his bullhorn.
OMFG, that man is bullhorning an innocent old lady. Look at the grimace of pain on her face. Dems can never complain about waterboarding ever again! Except, here’s the caption of that photo at Hoft’s link:
Rubber chicken lady has had about enough of him as she gently tries to muffle his noise machine.
Oops. Wrong-way Hoft gets it backwards yet again.
Stomping and kicking black conservatives–
Although he was too weak to speak after his beating on Thursday, black conservative Kenneth Gladney attended the SEIU rally. Kenneth was beaten, kicked and called racist names by Russ Carnahan’s SEIU supporters after a town hall meeting on Thursday.
Go see the shocking video of poor Kenneth for yourself. The savage beating and racial epithets all occur between 0:06 and 0:08. WARNING: the extreme and graphic violence in this video may trigger traumatic reactions in some people.
Bonus stupid: Gladney, who is unemployed, doesn’t have health insurance and is begging for donations to pay for his trip to the emergency room to treat his “injuries.” (H/T to commenters Lesley and Colleen)
It’s no wonder the commies are supporting Dear Leader’s efforts.
Commies for “free” health care.
One day we’re Nazis, the next day we’re Commies. It’s hard to keep up. I have a hard enough time trying to figure out whether I’m French, a fag or both without throwing Commie and Nazi into the equation.
But my favorite part of Jim’s post is this section of the comments:
“Loosers,” “socialist eyes,” a guy with an apelike nym threatening to rip a kids shirt off, and the next commenter calling Obama supporters “violent thugs.” As they say, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.
UPDATE:I cleaned up the Gladney incident video so that you can more clearly see Gladney allegedly being “beaten, kicked and called racist names.” Look at the right hand side and you can see Gladney fall to the ground and then quickly get back up. He’s to the right of the guy in the blue t-shirt. You can then hear him asking the guy in the blue t-shirt why he pulled him down and why he hit his hand. He certainly doesn’t seemed to be so injured that an emergency room visit and wheelchair were in order.
Ever had a day when you think the best thing for the planet might be re-engineering Spanish flu with a 5-8% kill rate?
Brandi,
Not unless you can target it pretty specifically. And then, we need more like 15-20% to really bring the message home.
Slightly OT but the ghost of Frank told me to post this link as a word of advise to all the teabaggers out there. Yes, Jesus does think you are a jerk. Tis true. God Bless.
Jail comes to mind when you fantasize about ripping clothing off of kids?
Really?
You don’t think a nym like “Male Silverback” is obvious enough?
“socialist eyes” lack the sweet compassion of right wing eyes.
Ah, yes, Jason can detect “socialist eyes”.
Just like his predecessors could detect Jewish noses.
What a bunch of tools.
The alleged victim of an attack has no health insurance. He’s asking for help with his medical bills.
These people need their own sitcom.
According to Stltoday.com, “Gladney did not address Saturday’s crowd of about 200 people. His attorney, David Brown, however, read a prepared statement Gladney wrote. “A few nights ago there was an assault on my liberty, and on yours, too.” Brown read. “This should never happen in this country.”
Supporters cheered. Brown finished by telling the crowd that Gladney is accepting donations toward his medical expenses. Gladney told reporters he was recently laid off and has no health insurance.”
Go figure.
You libruls won’t be laughing when the ACORN “death panels” come to your home to murder your Downs syndrome children.
Wait, so the ‘baggers go off to yell, scream and disrupt town hall meetings and are surprised that this makes people angry? These folks couldn’t understand down if they were falling.
I guess it’s one way to get attention and make money. Lie on the ground, say “oof” and point a finger.
Gladney was so injured the ambulance didn’t take him to the hospital and the cops didn’t assist him. He took himself to the hospital.
I can just picture the overworked emergency ward:
“Sir, we’ve looked you over and nothing is wrong.”
“GET ME A GODDAMN WHEELCHAIR AND A VIDEO CAMERA! I HAVE MONEY TO RAISE.”
ussr cccp pffft, it’s all teh same
All the best cowboys have socialist eyes.
Oh man!
You should have went with a Religious Revelation not a hospital bill.
Hospitals keep records, dude.
Jail comes to mind when you fantasize about ripping clothing off of kids?
Indeed, given the meaning of the word “punk” in jail, blah blah blah central to my point.
I’m not even sure who I’m supposed to be looking at in that clip. Which one is Gladney? Can someone post a framegrab or something?
“ussr cccp pffft, it’s all teh same”
I mean… It is all the same.
– Male Silverbaclk[WTF???]
What are the odds that back in the 80s while “we” were fightin’ them there evil commies [We were??], old Silverback could be found clad in parachute pants, a wife beater T-shirt, and a Miami Vice white linen jacket, looking all Don Johnson and unshaven, hanging out at a frat kegger, shaking his booty to Baltimora’s “Tarzan Boy” while making goo-goo eyes at his Sig Ep butt buddy?
I am guessing even money…
In the video I see a guy in a purple SEIU shirt already on the ground with Gladney standing over him. Another guy pulls him away and they both fall over. They then both get right back up. This qualifies as being kicked and beaten? Gladney then walks directly to the camera and claims he was attacked. When the police arrive he has no problem chasing after them to tell his story, not even a slight limp. Now he’s in a wheelchair and too weak to speak after his beating? I also note that there’s another guy who immediately shouts “You attacked him! You’re going to jail! It looks like it was all a set up to me.
“ussr cccp pffft, it’s all teh same”
IN RUSSIA, TEH SAME PFFFTS YOU!
um, wait, let me think about that one…
Also FYWP!
I post at 22:09 on the previous thread and then when I try to post at 22:50 on this thread I’m posting too fast. I was raised in the islands and live in the south. If I slow down anymore zrm will appear to sprinting by comparison.
That kid isn’t ugly. He has kind of a young Anthony Michael Hall quality to him.
I also love that guy in the white shirt that does all the shouting. He lunges aggressively and shouts at people who have their backs turned and then runs away when they turn around. That’s actual chickenhawkery caught on tape. Very rare. Few chickenhawks ever leave the house.
Oooh, I used to like that song: “He’s got Che Guevara eyes…..”
Ashley Todd 2.0.
That is all.
Looks like Mr Gladney has a promising future in Italian soccer.
It looks like it was all a set up to me.
Is the swastika carved on his cheek backwards?
yes, soon we’ll be reading he “has been arrested for making this all up. Claims to have mental issues.”
By socialist eyes, he means ‘glasses’?
So they are still picking on ‘bookworms’ forty years after grade school? The anti-intellectualism sure is hanging on, isn’t it.
If I slow down anymore zrm will appear to sprinting by comparison.
there are several commenters who will tell you I was too fast for them.
You’re stereotyping. Not all zombies are Romero ones, those are the only ones willing to work without joining the union. We call them “slow”. Or “stupid”.
The “27 days later” type zombies insisted on scale. plus extra for chewing work.
Sure, but how else can I make the analogy work.
Besides, Romero filmed one of his zombie flicks here. A couple friends were extra zombies in it. Romero zombies are the only kind I know.
Ha I recognize those pics, Tintin.
But I have the youtube to go with them!
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The other side of the story.
Mark Foley, is that you?
Also, the ultimate irony I found in the comments section:
yew cain’t hide yer socialist eyes,
& your smile cain’t disguise
your liking for gay French fries,
there ain’t no way to hide yer socialist eyes.
Besides, Romero filmed one of his zombie flicks here. A couple friends were extra zombies in it. Romero zombies are the only kind I know.
“Some of my best friends are zombies”, eh?
Sounds familiar….
You guys are Communazis, that’s the thing. And like the Communazis, and like Mendoza, you’re going to get beaten by McBain.
I love that – the guy who was protesting against expanded, universal healthcare … needs healthcare.
It sums up these folks in a nutshell, doesn’t it? Aggressively supporting policies to their own detriment.
Might as well invite zombies to dinner.
I didn’t say they were “best friends”. Besides they were just wannabe zombies. Kinda like the wannabe gangsta at the beginning of Office Space who turns down the rap music and slinks down in his seat when the actual gangsta walks by.
Secret teabagger training camp discovered! This covert video demonstrates some of the techniques being taught by
well-funded lobbyistsconcerned patriots to the protestors:
The great thing is that Mr Gladney will now recieve a great deal of wingnut welfare to cover his “injuries”. I wonder what he will actually spend it on?
I wonder what he will actually spend it on? Whining and dining?
Because of that guy who fantasizes about ripping off a kid’s shirt and then going to jail I have learned that there are, rarely, female silverback gorillas.
Especially since the “actual gangsta” is just some black guy selling flowers at the roadside. I mean, I admit that it’s possible to be less gangsta than someone selling flowers. Maybe someone giving away flowers for free, for example.
Who are you gonna believe? Me or your socialist eyes?
Yarly Taitz-
CommunaZOMBIES, please.
Did that zombundeadsperson begin work at your place yet, ZRM?
Go to your room, thunderpants.
My room is full of scary people.
SEIU man on the ground = union thugs attacking people?
All of you socialists are just upset that your plan to kill senior citizens is failing.
That, and we don’t have FEMA camps yet. I need a corporate criminal re-education trusty to rub my feet.
Oh, we’re patient enough to wait. They’ll die eventually, they always do. Do make sure you tell them you’re against Medicare when you’re recruiting them to your side, they LOVE that!
You guys don’t understand. That guy that fell on the ground is an example of the rare black conservative. (Think about it: have you ever seen one?) Black conservatives are so unique and special that they have to be protected at all costs! Otherwise, people might get the strange idea that the teabaggers are all angry old white guys.
It was a set up from start to finish. The white guy with a t-shirt over his shoulder in the video of the “vicious attack” also appears to have been an organizer. See this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG2E4X5twQU
He’s in it for the first 30 seconds.
SEIU man on the ground = union thugs attacking people?
It’s his secret Back Fighting Kung Fu.
I remember seeing the Smashing Faces open for the Stomping Heads back on their summer tour of 1993.
Soshalist ize,
I has em.
An interesting link. I read elsewhere that Gladney pushed Baptist minister and union member Elston McCowan down, dislocating his shoulder, and went down after other union guys pulled him off the reverend(he’s the guy who’s already on the ground at the start of the video).
I think Gladney would come off as a lot more sympathetic if they had carried him to the SEIU rally nailed to a cross.
The yellow flag with a coiled snake and the words “don’t tread on me” has been appropriated by white supremacists. What the hell is Glaney doing hanging around with skinheads?
SEIU man on the ground = union thugs attacking people?
When socialists beat up Republicans they leave them in better shape than before. You can see it on the video. There are no marks on the victim and he’s walking around waving his arms and yapping at police officers who aren’t helping him because he doesn’t need any help.
I guess something happened after he got to the hospital because he ran in and when he came out he was in a wheel chair.
Damn hospitals.
The yellow flag with a coiled snake and the words “don’t tread on me” has been appropriated by white supremacists. What the hell is Glaney doing hanging around with skinheads?
Like Michelle Malkin and Clayton Bigsby, he’s somehow convinced himself that he’s Caucasian.
I guess something happened after he got to the hospital because he ran in and when he came out he was in a wheel chair.
The payment office beat him because he didn’t have insurance.
Which, of course, is central to his point.
I thought it was to be an Omnomnombudsperson, or budzombie, as it were.
That made me snicker.
My guess is that he got run over by the Waaahhhhhmbulance he called.
I guess something happened after he got to the hospital because he ran in and when he came out he was in a wheel chair.
Damn hospitals.
Soon these dolts will be waving signs and yelling slogans like:
Stop healthcare now before it kills again!
Healthcare: Kill It Before It Kills You!
Health Kills.
He got his ass whooped by a howling, blood-crazed mob of socialist registered nurses.
More people die in hospitals than anywhere else!
At night the hospitals rise from their foundations and run around stomping innocent businessmen flat.
At night the hospitals rise from their foundations and run around stomping innocent businessmen flat.
Yet another danger of socialized medicine! And this is what the Democrats want to do to old people, too!
I guess something happened after he got to the hospital because he ran in and when he came out he was in a wheel chair.
You know what happens in hospitals? Health care.
And who likes health care? Yeah, that’s right: socialists.
I rest my case.
Substance, that would make a wonderful illustrated book for wingnut children.
Killer Hospitals
At night the hospitals rise from their foundations and run around stomping innocent businessmen flat.
Leaking fluid from their ruptured water and sewage mains…
“Incontinent Hospitals” is a better soap opera name than band name.
Vicious attack on a conservative = You run into his fist with your face.
If this is the case I reckon the man thinks the cops won’t haul him off to jail if he’s in a wheelchair, or he thinks being surrounded by people stupid enough to fight the cops if they do try to arrest him will keep him out of jail.
Well played, sir.
haha, try to prove it!
At night the hospitals rise from their foundations and run around stomping innocent businessmen flat.
I would watch that movie.
I would watch that movie.
You’d be in that movie.
You’d be in that movie.
I just saw the trailer. That movie rocks!
Those are bloodthirsty too, especially the FEMA ones.
Beat Up Republican
Beat Up Republican
I want to know how thorough his costume is. Did he wear a ball minimizer?
Zombie Hospital: It’s a Shambles
You’d be in that movie.
I’d work for scale, too.
Zombie Hospital: It’s a Shambles
Attack of the Killer Hospitals 2: Health Scare
Can someone slow-mo that shizz? I still can’t see what’s going on.
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N__B said,
August 10, 2009 at 3:48 (kill)
Beat Up Republican
I want to know how thorough his costume is. Did he wear a ball minimizer?
Doesn’t look like he was wearing two wetsuits.
Can’t tell about the dildo though.
He’s got a pretty big grin. So if there IS a dildo, it seems like at least it’s not humorless.
Speaking of scatological and sexual insults, see “In The Loop.” A masterpiece.
You libruls won’t be laughing when the ACORN “death panels” come to your home to murder your Downs syndrome children.
You might have missed the latest communique from dear leader at socialist/fascist/communist headquarters but it turns out we don’t need no stinkin’ “death panels”. We’ll have full on roving “death squads”. However, in the spirit of 1984, they’ll be referred to as “extended leave facilitators”.
Does it have “cock-biting whore”? Can’t get enough of that one.
I always wanted to see The Profit.
Speaking of scatological and sexual insults,
POOP.
PENIS.
well, you asked.
Does it have “cock-biting whore”?
It has “well-greased horse penis”.
well, you asked.
Stated, not asked. Clean the maggots out of your earholes.
It has “well-greased horse penis”.
So does Applebee’s but that doesn’t do much to recommend it.
BUTTOCKS.
BROCCOLI.
So does Applebee’s but that doesn’t do much to recommend it.
True, true. “In The Loop” also has vicious, hysterically-funny attacks on D.C. insiders, music snobs, and “I [Heart] Huckabees”. It’s basically an hour and a half of dead-on attacks on pretension.
Asshole!
BRASSHOLE!
if Lou Dobbs really isn’t a woman, why won’t he address the allegations?
More and more concerned citizens want to know!
~
if Loud Obbs is a woman, I may NEVER stop barfing.
If Dobbs is not a woman, why won’t she simply pay the $12 and release a birth certificate which I don’t immediately call a fake? Because she can’t, so she must be a woman! Not that there’s anything wrong w/ etc.
Howzabout if she just drops ’em and flashes the sac at the beginning and end of her show?
See above comment about barfing.
Any such sack would obviously be a very cunning forgery, possibly made by HTE JOOS in hollywood. I forget, do tea baggers love or hate hte joos this week? Depends which of them you ask, I suppose.
OK, OK. we give up. We hear what the conservative critics of the health care reform plan are saying. We’re willing to compromise.
So we agree, we surrender. We will remove the Granny-killing clauses from the bill. And the death panels. And we won’t provide unlimted abortions to illegal aliens. We’ll strike out the measures for allowing nameless bureaucrats to ration your health care and euthanize Down syndrome kids.
You win.
OK? Now can we pass the fucking thing?
You might have missed the latest communique from dear leader at socialist/fascist/communist headquarters but it turns out we don’t need no stinkin’ “death panels
Pottery Barn has some lovely death panels on sale in their current catalogue, available in a wide array of fabrics, colors, and patterns. Order your death swatches today!
If Gladney wants to file a lawsuit, lost any teeth, or needs a new home to recuperate in, I know a great lawyer-slash-dentist-slash-real estate agent.
Hey, ZRM – this evening there was a Zombie Walk a few blocks from my house in Salt Lake City.
Didn’t happen to make it by, did you?
Oh jeez. This is like Rashomon except with a video that clearly shows what happened. It’s hilarious. And that “Gil Bradison” sounds charming.
Pottery Barn has some lovely death panels on sale in their current catalogue
Pole-pocket = Pol Pot.
If Gladney wants to file a lawsuit, lost any teeth, or needs a new home to recuperate in, I know a great lawyer-slash-dentist-slash-real estate agent.
He probably thinks dentistry is theft.
Jesus the Christ, Townhall is frothing at the mouth at this. Check out vonryansexpress’ comment about the seiu web statement:
I’m glad my local forensic teams don’t have his eyes:
“I didn’t do it”
“Aha! Guilty people say that. Our work here is done.”
Bonus crazy: These rightards can’t hold thoughts in their heads without equivocating the unrelated. The narative forming there is Obama sent thugs to beat up conservatives and now they are working with ACORN to take away our rights. His presidency will be over in a few days.
“He probably thinks dentistry is theft.”
It is! The dentists supply aerosol manufacturers with stolen teeth to put in spray cans, and in return they get discounts.
Also, has anyone noticed how we’ve never seen Obama and Hitler in the same place, at the same time?
And we won’t provide unlimted abortions to illegal aliens.
Wait, how is that a concession?
Clearly there has been some creative visualization going on here.
I think Gladney would come off as a lot more sympathetic if they had carried him to the SEIU rally nailed to a cross.
Beautiful.
I heard the voice of experience in that drama.
Kenneth Gladney in critical condition but looking forward to his 72 virgins.
Dentistry iz Theft makes me want to watch those again but how can I find them? It’s not like the text is indexed. I’m pretty sure DA did it, but have you ever noticed how many times a month these fools post? I have a hard enough time staying employed without having to re-read 90 days of SN!
Plus there’s a “I’ll lay you the fuck out” joke here.
Just like Gladney wanting everyone to see the violence inherent in the system.
Despite my support for BURNING SHIT DOWN, I’d like to say that I didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to have a shower.
Lalala, hmmm, mm, mm
And settin’ fuckin’ fires.
And settin’ fuckin’ fires.
And settin’ fuckin’ fires.
tigrismus said,
Zombie Hospital: It’s a Shambles
Special credit for use of original meaning of ‘shambles’.
Also, Haceldama.
What’s with the suspicion of people who shower any time after there’s been a fire someplace? Why, I might just be washing off the blood from some totally unrelated crime!
Oh great, Smut pasted a story, now I have to go read it. It’s a sickness, but I don’t want to go to the hospital for a cure because people DIE there.
Or not a story. Hmm, I didn’t need to read that.
Oh great, Smut pasted a story, now I have to go read it. It’s a sickness, but I don’t want to go to the hospital for a cure because people DIE there.
Great place for a snack though.
What a shame about Gladney’s rare genetic condition that caused every bone in his body to shatter after a rather gentle fall and force him to be confined to a wheelchair afterwards. I bet those things are pretty expensive. If only we had some sort of universal health plan or something, so his right wing think tank buddies wouldn’t have to pay for all that costly treatment..
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Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,
August 10, 2009 at 6:11 (kill)
Hey, ZRM – this evening there was a Zombie Walk a few blocks from my house in Salt Lake City.
Didn’t happen to make it by, did you?
What, they missed you? Holed up in the basement, were ya?
I’ll have to mention to the Utah Zombren.
What, they missed you?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
sorry. Ahem. I mean, no, they didn’t.
The wingnuts new hero: Fraudney King.
we are all Kenneth Gladney. or something.
Does anyone have a Zombie Robertson head screwdriver? I need to take this death panel off. Bloody death fuses always blow at the most inconvenient times…
You libruls won’t be laughing when the ACORN “death panels” come to your home to murder your Downs syndrome children.
One of my uncles had a handicap, and two things allowed him to live a productive, dignified life- he had a strong supportive family and community, and he had a union job. I took him down to the union hall when he put his retirement papers in, and he had a pension and social security to tide him over until he passed away last year in his own home, surrounded by family.
Does anyone have a Zombie Robertson head screwdriver?
I remember him. He had those big hits with The Band.
Of course you show no disapproval of the fact he was attacked in the first place.
My 1st Amendment rights are protected by my 2nd Amendment rights, specifically article .45, section AR-15. I’d love for some libtard thugs to try that with me.
Of course you show no disapproval of the fact he was attacked in the first place.
the only thing he was attacked by was gravity.
No, we mock the fact that he’s such a WATB that he skinned his knee and needs a wheelchair.
AR-15s aren’t .45s, dipshit. Your First Amendment rights are protected and defended by the ACLU, not some lump of metal.
And you show no disapproval of the thuggish tactics that caused the first two people to go down. “Anonymous” Internet Tough Guy.
cleek, gravity has a well-known Liberal bias.
Weakest. Spin-doctoring. Attempt. Of. The. Year.
He looks better “after his brutal beating” than I look now, without anyone laying a finger on me. Maybe he used Wingnut-Witchcraft to send his “facial injuries” to Ashley Todd’s other cheek … & he’s strong enough to get into a wheelchair, but too weak to talk for five minutes? I don’t think this pile of bullshit is going to improve much with age – they’d better be ready to pop these particular steaming globes down the Memory Hole doublepluspronto.
Check his ID – I’d bet a tall cold one that it says “Chief Editor Korir Junior.”
Guy roughed another man up & dislocated his shoulder – a man in a union – & he did it while there were several fellow union-members nearby … if the “thug” tag had any relation to reality, I guarantee you he wouldn’t be looking like such a hale & hearty martyr-dude in that wheelchair the very next day. Being bounced off pavement even a mere two or three times can (& will) fuck your shit up VERY quickly & thoroughly.
Makes me wish he’d been enough of a dumbass to pick on a Teamster.
“we are all Kenneth Gladney”
Why, he’s EXACTLY like Rosa Parks – if she’d smoked a preacher in the face to get her seat at the front of the bus.
Looking forward to the day when you stupid Americans finally pay the price for your idiocy. You think 9-11 was it? You’ve seen nothing yet. And your new messiah will open the door for it.
Wonderful. Can’t wait to see the White House burn again.
Thanks to you and your messiah the world now knows that the Americans are the biggest idiots on the planet, proving every single anti-American joke to be the truth. Sweet! This will be a lot of fun.
Your economy is already going down. Start learning Chinese you capitalist pigs. Wait, you’re too dumb for that! Everyone knows that Americans are stupid!
Can’t wait to see the White House burn again.
I sure hope MY typing is still that good when I’m more than 195 years old.
I’d love for some libtard thugs to try that with me.
Bring your gun-totin ass to NYC. We’ll show you what the First Amendment is all about while we steal your guns and rape your women.
Or rape your guns and steel your women. Either way, nothing you can do to us.
Gladney is the Crispus
AttucksBUTTOCKS!!! of the American Devolution.Yeah, have fun loading .45s into an AR-15 there, gunsmith.
Ah, Joe, Joe, if anybody gave a fuck about your opinion we’d come to your shitty little country and beat it out of you. WOLVERINES!
“Joe Steel” is a gay porn name if I ever heard one, and I have.
Weirdness Redux:
I’ve yet to hear one single person who claims they voted for Obama ever call him their “Messiah” – other than in a bitterly ironic fashion, after having their free-pony-that-poops-money-&-eternally-filled-beer-bong daydream shattered … & I’d guess that the vast majority who now (over)use the word as a regular perjorative term for the current POTUS actually believe with passionate sincerity that in their lifetimes they will be saved by a real-life Messiah who will breakdance down a rainbow to Earth like a tweaked-out leprechaun & – yep,you guessed it – start passing out those free ponies with spondulix-diarrhea & beer-bongs that never run out.
If irony had calories I’d be too big to leave my apartment by now.
they will be saved by a real-life Messiah who will breakdance down a rainbow to Earth like a tweaked-out leprechaun & – yep,you guessed it – start passing out those free ponies with spondulix-diarrhea & beer-bongs that never run out.
They don’t want ponies from their messiah, they want smitings and damnation for us, the folks they project their messianic fantasies on.
They don’t want ponies from their messiah, they want smitings and damnation for us, the folks they project their messianic fantasies on.
Abortions for some! Small American flags for all!
Yeah, have fun loading .45s into an AR-15 there, gunsmith.
Yanno, here’s the funny thing. I’m not a gun guy. I have other means of self-defense, never saw the need, I’m not a hunter.
But upon reading Dipshit Gunsmith’s tough guy talk, it sounded too blustery by half, so I looked it up. Somehow, given the apparent inability to approach Google from the right, I had this feeling…..
And, of course, munchloaf there got it completely wrong, as is their custom.
It’s funny, in a sad pathetic way.
They don’t want ponies from their messiah, they want smitings and damnation for us
Depends on which denomination you check out … some cite “I came not to bring peace, but a sword” to make Jeebus into the Sacred RoboCop of their version of “Muscular Christianity” – whereas some others think the Gawd Squad O’ The Saved has to totally exterminate the secular-humanist infidels & institute theocracy worldwide before JC will sully his Reebok™ sandals with the dust of this two-bit planet again.
Christianity is the Baskin-Robbins of metaphysics.
How do you know the man has health insurance or not? Did you ask him? Keep on lying. The people are against you and this healthcontrol bill. Get a job then you will get health insurance.
Did you read the link? It says, “Gladney did not address Saturday’s crowd of about 200 people. His attorney, David Brown, however, read a prepared statement Gladney wrote. “A few nights ago there was an assault on my liberty, and on yours, too.” Brown read. “This should never happen in this country.”
Supporters cheered. Brown finished by telling the crowd that Gladney is accepting donations toward his medical expenses. Gladney told reporters he was recently laid off and has no health insurance.”
HIS LAWYER asked for donations and the MAN HIMSELF told reporters he doesn’t have insurance. Idiot.
“How do you know the man has health insurance or not?”
Uh, learn to read, fuckwit.
“Mr. Gladney needs our assistance. He was recently laid off and has no health insurance to cover the treatment for his injuries.
vegastracon | 08.09.09 – 2:45 pm |”
Bite me!
It is too baad you racists have to live on lies and rumours. Read this from the black conservative himself. He has insurance. Quit lying.
http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/
You people are tools
Then he lied when he spoke to reporters, and his lawyer lied, too.
so he’s unemployed, not laid off. No diff.
Covered by his wife’s insurance? So GP is accusing him (and his attorney) of FRAUD?
Yeah, send him the kid’s college fund.
He has insurance-related program activities, which are the same thing as insurance AND not-insurance, depending on the needs of the moment.
sounds like Gladney and the attorney are trying to walk back their transparent money grubbing ploy.
Also, it’s not a lie when we are just repeating the statement HE MADE THROUGH HIS ATTORNEY!
…interesting to note that either GP or the attorney is now adding the new detail that someone called him “Nigger”. Notwithstanding the fact that it’s just as likely to come from a teabagger, that seems to be a red herring, being thrown out to chum the waters.
Also, because it just bears saying, the Right is the traditional home of racists and bigots, and remains so. Just because it seems sometimes people need reminding.
I’m also curious about the lawyer. I’d like to know who hired him and when.
My curiosity about the lawyer led me to this.
If he was REALLY hurt, he would have been wearing one of those big puffy neck braces at the press conference.
It’s true! That’s how they show it on the TV, and they couldn’t do that if it wasn’t TRUE!!
And this.
Hmm, it appears that the guy in the white shirt doing all the yelling in the video is also the lawyer. No, this wasn’t all planned in advance.
Yes, pathetic, cowardly, fascist morons, I am well aware that my AR-15 takes .223. The .45 ACP is my Glock. I also have a Remington 870 Express Magnum, but it would have fit rather clumsily into the snark.
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I am well aware that my AR-15 takes .223. The .45 ACP is my Glock. I also have a Remington 870 Express Magnum, but it would have fit rather clumsily into the snark.
Well sure, you’re aware NOW.
You’re at the wrong site for clumsy snark.
and the guy threatening to shoot liberals is calling US fascist.
I do not think that word “Fascist” means what you think it means.
It is to chuckle, it is.
Hee hee, but getting it wrong makes for snark so graceful that prima ballerinas pound their toeshoes to dust in envious fury.
Get a job then you will get health insurance.
Wrong.
Not all jobs have health insurance, dimwit.
And for many of those that do, the insurance is diluted by exclusions, excessive deductibles and copays, and “pre-existing condition” clauses. And, of course, just because we care about your edumacation, go ahead and ask the Great Gazoogle about “Recission”
What it boils down to , is that except for the wealthiest people in the country, the best health care is received by the elderly, vets and members of the military, and elected officials – all beneficiaries of A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM.
TROLLFAIL.
so he’s unemployed, not laid off. No diff.
Oh but there is!
See, if he’s laid off then he’s a troublemaking negro who can’t hold down a job.
If he’s unemployed, then he’s a shiftless lazy negro who can’t hold down a job.
See? Diff!
javonne spitz
I heard she swallows.
Thru her lawyer, of course.
She swallows through her lawyer?
That’s gotta be cumbersome.
I have a 1 (not 0.1 — I mean 1.00) caliber gun as well, but 16 shots from a .30-06 is plenty to wheel you into Canada.
Or whittle you into kindlin’. I’ve never been sure about that.
She swallows through her lawyer?
That’s gotta be cumbersome.
Not if he’s made of kleenex.
She swallows through her lawyer?
Tonguetwister FAILURE.
Oh great, Smut pasted a story, now I have to go read it.
Just one of the many services we offer.
Oh? Newsletter. The one with the woodcuts, not the text only version.
O/T, but you’ll like this…
http://scienceblogs.com/dispatches/2009/08/dumbass_quote_of_the_day_47.php