Attila The ****

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The Bitch Manifesto

  • It’s so unfair that niggers and queers can call themselves niggers and queers, but I can’t. For example, I don’t mind when people call me a cunt and such. However, the word “hate-fucking” completely crosses the line.

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Comments: 75


ain’t no way I’m clickin’ that link…


Gee, calling a woman a bitch is apparently a very important thing. And further back in the link chain, Ed Morrissey can’t distinguish between calling someone a bitch and a magazine called Bitch.

Bitch of a problem there.


Ooo, defending Cilizza and Milbank! The spiralling descent of wingnut illogic drops yet another level. Of course it’s OK for Miss Atilla to call herself a bitch. She can call herself a fucking hosebag whoreson douchenozzle for all anyone cares. But for the WaPo Buckleyboys to call a woman is a bitch is not the same thing: it’s an insult, it’s demeaning. These sorts of distinctions become obvious to most people around the age of 12.


She’s jealous of the Brits and Canadians. Not because they don’t die in the streets of preventable diseases, but because they can say “cunt” without censure.
You know, the way their prime ministers and such go around calling women “cunts” all the time.


“Picture the scene: The other fuckin’ week there, doin’ the fuckin’ Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I’m playing like Paul-Fuckin’-Newman by the way. Givin’ the boy here the tannin’ of a lifetime. So it comes to there, during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I’m on the black and he’s sittin’ in the corner looking all fuckin’ biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin’ fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin’ at me, right fuckin’ at me, as if to say, “Come ahead, square go.” You ken me, I’m not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin’ bother, like, but at the end of the day I’m the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.”


Li’l Missy just doesn’t understand. Me an my best girlfren call each other “bitch” and “ho”, so why get upset when a major national news reporter calls our nation’s top diplomat a “Mad Bitch?


“These sorts of distinctions become obvious to most people around the age of 12.”

DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

The vast majority of “the Village” has never progressed beyond sixth or seventh grade, emotionally. They’re still obsessed with the same kinds of doo-doo humor, who-kissed-who rumor mongering, and general avoidance of all responsibility that we see in early-stage adolescents.

Good thing they set the agenda for the national debate!


Well, I clicked on the fucking link, Tintin. Thank you for that heaping helping of crazy on my Sunday morning.

And, once again, as the case in most of these right-wing nutjob forums, while her essay was entertainingly insane, it was in her comments section where we really get to see the farcical face or right-wing lunacy in all its majestic and disturbingly irrational glory.

Oh, and cunt. Big gaping smelly cunt.


You all know where this is gonna end up, don’t you?

Estelle Clubbing

I’m not a geneaologist but I’m pretty sure one or two of miss attila’s ancestors can be found on this list:

Ash cites Mary Allcunt (born 1815), Cunt Berger (born 1878), Cuntin Churles (born 1861), Cuntha Cronch (born 1834), A Cunt (baptised 1684), Fanny Cunt (born 1839; also her son, Richard Cunt; her daughters, Ella Cunt and Violet Cunt; her brother, Alfred Cunt), Harry Cunt (born 1874), Richard Harry Cunter (born 1880), Worthy Cuntilla (born 1825), Lancelot S Cuntin (born 1899), Mary Cunting (born 1837), Emma Scunt (born 1845), Cuntliffe Fanny Vidal (born 1887), Joseph Cuntingdon (born 1823), Ellen Cuntly (born 1877), James Cunts (baptised 1757), Margaret Cunty (married 1798), Cunty Hoel (born 1849), Cunt Pepper (born 1828), and Mary Ann Cunt Hunt (born 1829; also her husband, George F Cunt Hunt). He also cites names with ‘cunt’ homophones: Mike Hunt (born 1842), Phil Mike Hunt, Temperance Kunt (born 1824), and Kunt Zonar (born 1828).


Abandon all hope, ye who enter here …


Talk to the Brits and the Canadians: they get to say “cunt” without censure, whether it’s in dialogue or not.

Go down Union Street in Plymouth, Devon at about midnight on a Friday or Saturday, walk up to anyone who is still standing and say “You are a cunt” and wait around for them to say “you’re a jolly good fellow” and then be kicked to death. BTW, you don’t get to carry handguns in the UK and the police will shoot you for carrying a table leg.


“I’ll kill the cunt, I’ll kill the cunt, I’ll kill the cunt …”

“Watch out, Terry, he’s got a knife!”

“I’ll kill the cunt, I’ll kill the cunt, I’ll kill the cunt…”



I just noticed this: The first sentence of the About page. Not bad. And I assume the Village Voice cite is Edroso.


T.N.U.C.!!! Grand Funk Railroad, baby!

You won’t find me, knockin’ at your door
I’ve known forever, you don’t love me no more
If you don’t want to lay there, with your mouth shut tight
I’m gettin’ myself together, yes I’m leavin’ tonight
You ain’t gonna’ find nobody, to treat you like I do
I bend down on my knees, you treat me like a fool
Now I know what you’re tryin’ to do, it ain’t gonna happen
Cause I done got hip to you, I’m gonna walk out laughin’!

Prudence Goodwife

“bastard” and “asshole” are more often applied to men than to women-

I she upset that more people call her a cunt than an asshole?


“The wild, shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drum work of Don Brewer?”


Coloured lights can hypnotise …


“You kids know Grand Funk, right …?


Ms. Squarsh Patch 2.0 has a point. When Fundies call themselves “Jesus’ zealots” and “crazy for god” they smile with a sense of solidarity, but when I call them that, they say I’m a big mean Islamoatheistcommienazi hater. Its totally unfair.


You know, it shouldn’t surprise me that Iron Butterfly has an official website, but it surprises me that Iron Butterfly has an official website.

Clever Pseudonym

Brits use the word “cunt” without censure? None? I lived in Britain and while it’s true that it’s not considered as filthy over there, it’s used “without censure” the same way “fuck” is. You may hear it in pubs and at sporting events and the like, but it’s not like the word is going to pop up in the Queen’s speech or something. It’s still considered rude.


Ron Bushy plays Meinl Cymbals Exclusively!


Richard Cunt

Dick Cunt. Heh.


Kunt Zonar (born 1828)

I bought one of their early models. It sucked. Every other reading was a false positive.


Kunt Zonar

One ping only.

Johnny Coelacanth

Tried to read the whole thing, got interested when she quoted Morissey but it only turns out to be the asshole from Hot Air and not the guy who sang “Girlfriend in a Coma” so I stopped reading.


Bwahahah. Tremble pale str8 people! We’ll never surrender the power of the majikal derogatory terms!

Why, just the other day I needed a million dollars so I could buy a few more detainees from the local ACORN Re-edumaction Camp (I admit I’m rather hard on the servants). Alas, I was broke because I’d already spent all of my monthly check from George Soros on lithesome young men, fast cars and crack. Not to worry though, I simply made the appropriate sacrifices and chanted the majik words. Soon $100 dollar bills were raining from the sky and the str8 Caucasian couple next door gave me their car, their home and begged to be my body servants, thereby saving me money and the effort of turning them in to ACORN. They didn’t even complain that my sacrifice left two of their children rather singed around the edges!


Twat she going on about now?


Dear Wingnut Lady,

Can I call Sarah Palin a bitch cunt nigger queer asshole? I am just asking because…

Oh, wait. No? Okay. Okay, GOD! Stop screaming at me.


This is apparently another episode of Wingnuts and their Guns.

I don’t care what the whiners say, Tintin. I prefer toilet photoshops.

Kinda Psuedo Echo

Well, I talk about it, talk about it,
talk about it, talk about it.
Talk about, talk about, talk about my pooter.
Gotta move on.
Gotta move on.
Gotta move on.
Won’t you take me to Beaver Town.
Won’t you take me to Beaver Town.
Won’t you take me to Beaver Town.


she looks like Palin after a few donuts
and you betcha she shoot innocent animals from that car


I see that she has been lovingly/sexily (I just threw up a little bit) rendered by everyone’s favorite political cartoonist..

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist

Can I call Sarah Palin a bitch cunt nigger queer asshole?

That’s outrageously offensive!

Sarah Palin isn’t black!



Dick Cunt. Heh.

Michael Hunt

Mike Hunt. Heh


Mike Hunt. Heh

Ah, my golden youth – my buddies and I calling the girl at the reception desk of the recreation complex from the phone booth at the front door:

– I’m looking for my brother. Could you call him on the PA please?

– Sure. His name?

– Mike

– You better give me his last name, too.

– Oh, yeah. It’s Hunt.

– Great. I’ll do that right away.


And after that, well, the game was mine.

I got the real story out of Tommy.


Are you sure that isn’t Dave Foley in one of his comedy sketches?

seldom-seen smith

You wanna get a wingnut lady mad, call her a Kant, you know, a proponent of the bitchagorical wimperative, etc. Accuse her of knowing something — calling her “a stupid cunt” just isn’t that big of a deal when unpleasant and ignorant is exactly what she’s going for.


Hey now, that car is worth a lot of money. She and hubby are gonna fix it up real good any day now. Besides, she hides her meth in the glove compartment when the cops come around. She needs that car!


I wonder if she’ll approve my comment. I simply called her a c*nt. She can’t object. Obviously that’s just shorthand for “I respectfully disagree with our point of view.”


Perhaps it is impolitic of me to point this out but I can’t help noticing that pretty much every single wingnut that Sadly No features in a picture could best be described as “homely” in polite company.

I’m beginning to make the connection between a life lived in service of authorie and fueled by hatred that are the hallmarks of modern conservatism. It must’ve been hell to have been one of these poor souls, uglier than sin, misshapen body parts, and personality disorder — all the butt of sick, sad jokes throughout their childhoods and failed attempts at “dating” other human beings.

Lowered Expectations dating agency material, eh? And now the Republican party of Insanity and Revenge and Hatred welcomes them like some kind of sadistic Statue of Loss of Liberty and Closed-Mindedness. Sad, very sad. And very dangerous.


Cunt just doesn’t do justice to “Miss” Attila, it seems to me. As she claims to be a writer, one would think she’d go for more imagery. I suggest skanky, green pus drizzling toxic hole swarming with crotch crickets. Or something like that.


I couldn’t resist clicking the link this time. Her post was even more insane and repulsive than the shorter. She’s beyond shortering.


Considering that “Bitch” is a great feminist magazine, as well as being politically aware, no wonder Special Ed can’t handle it. Those girls make him all NERVOUSSSS!


If the drawing at the top of Attila’s web site is how she sees herself, then the Fugly One is seriously disconnected from reality.


Oh my, look at her. Not brave enough to allow comments without moderation because someone might call her a motherfucking cunt.


Is that really how she’s holding the gun? It looks like she’s displaying a sex toy …



From her About [the motherfucking whore cunt] Joy W. McCann page

I’ve been interviewed for Le Monde, mentioned on Fox News, and slammed by The Village Voice and at Sadly, No. I was once interviewed for a segment on CNN regarding “Women and Guns,” and this weblog is periodically featured on the New York Times’ blog-link roundup—and has appeared on The Washington Post’s Political Browser. My writing here has been quoted in the print pubication California Lawyer. I’ve appeared on The Glenn and Helen Show podcast. Oh—and Tammy Bruce once bought me breakfast. (Okay: I was among a group of people for whom Tammy bought breakfast. If you want to get all technical about it. Which I don’t.)

In other news, her dog glances in her direction at least once a day, and people see her when she walks down the street. She’s that important.


What is it about wingtards posing with their pieces out? You don’t see me posing with my vacuum cleaner, even though its a very nice vacuum cleaner. Have I shown you my vacuum cleaner? Let me show you it.


Is that really how she’s holding the gun? It looks like she’s displaying a sex toy …

Explains a lot.


Have I shown you my in-the-eggshell-egg-scrambler machine (formerly available through Popeil, but now a valuable collectible!) ? Let me show you it.


Dear, who put the damn fool idea into your head that a gun-toting sneer is teh hawt?


Pere’s mentioning bitch and feminist together immediately made me think of Bitch Ph.D. . So I popped over there after not visiting in some while to find the resident troll is “Troof.” Better spelling from what I could see but otherwise identical to our own troofie. Has he branched out, one wonders.


Hah, Lancelot. Made my day.


Tourist Yes. I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.
Bounder The what?
Tourist The bolour supplement.
Bounder The colour supplement?
Tourist Yes. I’m sorry I can’t say the letter ‘B’.
Bounder C?
Tourist Yes that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
Bounder A cat?
Tourist No a bat.
Bounder Can you say the letter ‘K’?
Tourist Oh yes, Khaki, king, kettle, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford.
Bounder Why don’t you say the letter ‘K’ instead of the letter ‘C’?
Tourist What you mean…..spell bolour with a K?
Bounder Yes.
Tourist Kolour. Oh that’s very good, why hadn’t I thought of that. Silly bunt.


She has Pammy in her blogroll. I wonder what could induce them to engage in a little hawt mud wrestling together?


I’ve been interviewed for Le Monde, mentioned on Fox News, and slammed by The Village Voice and at Sadly, No.

Wow… she was slammed at Sadly, No! That right there puts her at the very head of the power elite.


Oh—and Tammy Bruce once bought me breakfast.

Too bad Tammy didn’t tell her to tuck up her bra strap.


Thanks for the picture. You know how I love the pictures.

Every picture of a wingnut tells a story, even without the Photoshoppe.

It’s written all over their faces and ample pancia.


and slammed by The Village Voice and at Sadly, No.

It’s not the bottom. But you can see it from here.


Girls with guns.
This is a trigger for me.


For a “chicks with guns” pic, though, this one can’t even rate a “Limp” on the Hustler scale.

In other news, men get together outside the presence of women and call them “bitches”. The jig is up, gentlemen.

This is far from the worst I’ve seen at Attila’s blog. (Side note: there’s an update). I can’t, however, discern how “hate-fucking” is misogynist. Am I misogynist if I say I want to tear Sean Hannity a new asshole?

If It Weren't For Hate-Fucking, The Goddamn Batman Would Have No Fucking At All

Clicked through to her site; it looks like her banner was drawn by Chris Muir, which is sort of redundant because she looks like she was put together without reference to normal human anatomy anyway. Which I know is awfully lookist of me, but if I didn’t go there I’d have to try to wade through her parsing of various Naughty Words and the acceptability thereof, and frankly I’m too tired to wade through this fulsome, fitful floundering, so therefore the shallow snark. I will humbly accept the label of Bad-Ass Motherfucker as punishment.


There is a presumption here that I don’t qualify as “queer.”


There’s another presumption as well, which you could clear up by providing an official “long form” birth certificate.


it looks like her banner was drawn by Chris Muir

It looks like her real face was drawn by Muir. I never thought severe facial scoliosis was possible, now I know better.


My, what a sweet little feminine pearl-handled revolver. Bet it makes such a sweet little feminine pearl-handled bullet hole in those KKKoors kkkans on the backkk fence.

PS: What a cunning stunt she is, said the Rev. Spooner…


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