Obama is aware, after all, of all internet traditions.

What about the 666-swastika tattoos as the mark of the islamofascist beast? Huh? WHAT ABOUT THEM?

Illegal wiretaps, surveillance, unlawful imprisonment, torture? OKEE-DOKEE ALL-AMERICAN PATRIOTISM!

Letting the White House know what sorts of lies people are spreading about a potential healthcare bill? GOOSESTEPPING NAZI GERMANY THUGS!

So as not to encourage trolling, it should be noted that comments over there appear to be unmoderated right now. It would be childish, at best, to indulge in scurrilous trolling and/or mentions of works like ‘PENIS’, or such like….

Where do you find these fucking lunatics? I scrolled through that site and it’s just batshit insane. The projection issues are just so over-powering.
“I’d like a large regular with milk and sugar and a cinnamon bund. Er, bun! Heh, heh.”

Meanwhile, these same fucksticks are organizing goon squads to go around busting up town hall meetings. Irony, thy name is wingnut.

Between this and Rushblo’s “Nazi” tirade yesterday, they aren’t even trying to hide anymore, are they?

http://mediamatters.org/mmtv/200908060023

Jacob Singer said …

That times infinity plus one. I think this is how the “cargo cult” theory got started. No one (but wingnuts, and maybe not even then) understood how you could throw up a big shout about government stormtroopers after staying quiet about the civil rights abuses that JUST passed (well, on going, but that never draws right-wing flak). If anything, it should solidify the public’s perception that these people are unhinged.

Besides, if there was an actual death squad detachment, these bozos would fantasize about switching sides so they could fantasize about joining. Joining an actual death squad requiring courage, you see.

Irony, thy name is wingnut.

Irony? That seems too tame. Perhaps the irony is that healthcare reform might raise mental health issues and help some of these poor, miserable people find some peace in their lives. As someone pointed out in an earlier threedle, on obesity, IIRC, a lot of Americans seem to be crushed by the unhappiness in their lives and act out accordingly (some with tragic, heartbreaking violence).

“If the armband is snug, it’s a feature not a bug.”

This is about loyalists settling all our internet grudges. Not just with enemies of health care reform. I have been keeping careful records and have provided the White House with the nyms of all known cilantrolls, tombots and Yankee fans who I have observed spreading your hateful propaganda around the internet. You’re fucked now and I hope you bastards suffer half as much as I have from reading your bullshit over the last few years.

And per the Cf listed in the post:

“The National SOCIALIST Party was not “right-wing” in the sense you mean, i.e. it was not conservative. It was extremely Progressive and, like today’s left, was engaged in a cultural,political, economic, and moral revolution. It’s chief enemies: bourgeois constitutional democracy,free market capitalism, and Judeo-Christian ethics. (Do those enemies sound familiar to you, my dear leftist?)

Of course, the Nazis DID have universal health care under the control of state commissions.”

Whoa.

Armband, fit characteristics, etc.

I guess it’s Hitler Week on the Right. I was amused by the back to back posting at Eschaton of Glenn “Obamacare is a Nazi scheme to kill old people” Beck and Rush “Obama = Adolf” Limbaugh.

That’s okay because I’m sure people all around the US are thinking “Hitler is the one thing that the whole health care debate doesn’t have enough of”.

I’ll say “Vanderloon” here so everybody else can stay classy.

Wel, according to that URL, I “don’t have permission to access ‘/sidelines/archives/2009/08/perfunction_sub.html’ on this server”.

How Fascist can you get?

*vomuts blood*

Unemployment numbers should be coming out today, as it rockets towards double digits. Is this Hopey’s downfall?

I guess it’s Hitler Week Four Years At Least on the Right.

There.

One more internet tradition for vanderleun to keep track of…

Unemployment numbers should be coming out today, as it rockets towards double digits. Is this Hopey’s downfall?

Already out, and a (slight) decline. More informed trolls, please.

No.

Bookmark this libtards: Hopey McChangey’s choice of Mustard will prove to be his actual really and truly downfall. Really.

Troll fails again. Two seconds on Google:

Aug. 7 (Bloomberg) — The pace of U.S. job losses slowed more than forecast last month and the unemployment rate dropped for the first time since April 2008, the clearest signs yet that the worst recession since the Great Depression is easing.

Payrolls fell by 247,000, after a 443,000 loss in June, the Labor Department said today in Washington. The jobless rate dropped to 9.4 percent from 9.5 percent.

Poor trollie.

And someone is posting “test PENIS” comments over there. Imagine that! The nerve of some people…

Nothing but a dead cat bounce.

The economy is setting up for a hammering the likes of which has not been seen.

Wait. Didn’t a certain mid-twentieth century leader of the Nationalist Socialist party of Germany use high levels of domestic unemployment to help get into office? And once in office didn’t he lower unemployment so greatly that the had to literally force people to produce things in work camps? And wasn’t he also vegetarian?

Fuck it, this Hitler tries too hard. Is it a genocidal dictator or just a cardboard cutout of a right-wing nutjob?

How High Will it Go? said,
August 7, 2009 at 15:25

Nothing but a dead cat bounce.

The economy is setting up for a hammering the likes of which has not been seen

You sound so hopeful. As if you’re almost wishing for things to go poorly.

Why do you hate America?

AAAaaand there’s the troll, right on schedule.

It’s 7.30 a.m where I am, so I’m picturing Mommy Troll clearing up the breakfast dishes, putting the cereal bowls in the sink and putting the Lucky Charms back into the cupboard. Mr. Troll has gone off to work, and the other troll-children have gone off to school, but little mister Phrase-your-nym-in-the-form-of-a-question has gone back down to the basement to have a “conversation” with his imaginary “friends” on websites like Sadly, No!

His mother is worried. She wishes he would go out and look for a job, or maybe clean up the basement a little, or at the very least, for goodness’ sake take a shower, but every time she tries to talk to him, he brays something that sounds like “undress my ghost ribs!” at her, so she just goes quietly back upstairs, and opens one of the many, many bottles of vodka she keeps under the kitchen sink, behind the dishwasher detergent.

It’s going to be another long, sad day at the Trollmeyer house…

Why do you hate America?

Because America let a negro be in charge. They can’t stand that.

OT: Ben Stein canned by NYT for ethics violation

Whoops. I read too much of the vanderloon thread and may have responded uncivilly.

The economy is setting up for a hammering the likes of which has not been seen.

Uh oh. Then, it must be time to finally pull out the real New Deal intervention — Works Progress Administration, Public Works programs, rebuilding the nation’s infrastructure grid, energy reworking…

…The conservatives may be right — maybe it’s time for a little more bold Franklin D. Roosevelt and a bit less timid late term Herbert H. Hoover.

For the life of me I cannot understand why everytime some bloated festering pinata shows up here everyone feels the need to go stick their penis in it.

There are two things the administration must do if it wants real recovery:

1) Don’t repeal the Bush tax cuts

2) Drill for oil offshore and on “protected” lands so we don’t get four dollar gas again

Here’s one thing the Republicans can do:

1) tonguejack my shitbox

Timmy Trollmeyer is just getting warmed up. He like to start out slowly, maybe even make himself look reasonable at first, earnestly challenging the opinions of those he is inclined to disagree with, but willing to debate matters in a civil manner.

Sometimes he slips up, and lets one of his favorite nicknames for the president, like “Hopey McChangey”, slip out a little too early. He feels ashamed, like he did after the disaster of his one and only date with a real live girl…

His shame feeds his anger, and the rage rises to an all-consuming fury. He starts grunting, softly at first, as he types, his misspellings and non-sequiturs increasing as his eyes glaze over and drool begins to glisten on his pimply, recessed chin.

He is vaguely aware that his mother has turned on the TV upstairs to “Guiding Light”, loudly enough to drown out the dialogue of Spongebob on his own set, but he doesn’t care. He is now consumed by his daily battle with those dirty libs…

Oh hell yeah El Cid. I wish Obama would call a cabinet meeting and say “Socialist? I’ll fucking show them socialist!”.

3) It’s counterintuitive, but you have to PUSH.

I wish Obama would call a cabinet meeting and say “Socialist? I’ll fucking show them socialist!”.

After AIG, Goldman-Sachs, et al, the American people may not be quite so scared of the Horrible Socialism Monster as they used to be.

I love all of these pictures of Wingnut Welfare recipients at podiums. It’s as though the podium confirms that people make the effort to come and listen to them.

A crowd shot would be very informative. Who, how many, etc. Can The Management get on that, please?

… everytime some bloated festering pinata shows up here everyone feels the need to go stick their penis in it.

Hey, gotta stick it somewhere…

And yes, I want BO to fail.

I HOPE HE FAILS!

…the American people may not be quite so scared of the Horrible Socialism Monster as they used to be

Back in April, Rasmussen the most socialist and lie-beral friendly pollster EVAR found:

Adults under 30 are essentially evenly divided: 37% prefer capitalism, 33% socialism, and 30% are undecided. Thirty-somethings are a bit more supportive of the free-enterprise approach with 49% for capitalism and 26% for socialism. Adults over 40 strongly favor capitalism, and just 13% of those older Americans believe socialism is better.

Not a surprise. There are people old enough to vote now, that were born after the Berlin Wall came down. Seriously, if being denied health care so that insurance companies can continue to reap huge profits = capitalism, well no wonder “socialism” is doing well.

Hey, gotta stick it somewhere…

Good point.

Newsletter?

Timmy has plenty of ammunition. There are lots of writers and bloggers on the internet who agree with him, and he occasionally visits their sites to post messages of support and encouragement. It doesn’t matter if the things they say are nonsensical, inconsistent, or self-contradictory; he doesn’t really read their articles very closely. He just wants to pipe up, to show his solidarity with the right-thinking citizens at places like Free Republic.

But the real satisfaction comes from venturing forth to the enemy’s territory, and taking the battle to them. How he loves it when the sneering, effete intellectuals engage him, and try–oh so futiley–to refute his ironclad logic! Of course their arguments are transparently fallacious, their logic utterly flawed, their rejoinders infantile and ridiculous. They are thouroughly outmatched by his superior forensic prowess, but he enjoys taunting them in their folly.

The ONE thing he absolutely cannot stand–what makes his vision blur and his fingers tremble with impotent rage–is to be ignored. How dare they not even bother to acknowledge his patently superior positions! It’s jealousy, is what it is. Jealously and fear that prevent the dirty libs from engaging him! They know they can’t possibly refute his devastating logic, so they choose to ignore it, pretend he isn’t there, and feebly hope he’ll eventually go away. But he’ll show them!! He’ll show them all!!

Vanderloon epitomizes the right-libertarian ideal of defending his or her inalienable right to be an insane babbling tool and hence utterly useless in a public debate except for comic relief (in a slapstick sense, e.g. a fat guy slipping on a banana peel and falling on his ass, shrieking in a high-pitch girlie voice the whole time).

“Then he will send his stormtroops to drag them all out of their hiding places and take them to be exterminated in the gas chambers at his secret FEMA concentration camps.’

And this would be a “bad thing” how?

I want to inspect their counterttops! Not fair!

Hey, Mel Martinez is resigning his Senate seat early. If Florida were Alaska, Crist would charge ahead and without hesitation appoint himself as Martinez’s replacement.

OT: Ben Stein canned by NYT for ethics violation

Yes!

Hey, can somebody else lend their nym to Trollypants Nymjacker McFrustratedrage today? It’s going to take all day cleaning the spooge and and cheeto dust and rabies-spittle offa mine.

Why does the troll blame America First

It’s welcome to mine: I don’t use it that much

Sorry, can’t even get my own nym right.

And yes, I want BO to fail.

I HOPE HE FAILS!

Don’t you mean you want him to
FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

Timmy Trollmeyer is not a very impressive figure in “Real Life”, a concept he find harder and harder to relate to since dropping out of Metro-County Junior College. He will tell anyone who listens that he stopped going to classes because of the “elitist liberal professors” who sought only to ridicule his conservative principles, mock his faith and brainwash his classmates with Marxist, Collectivist propaganda. The sad truth is that he had fallen behind on the required reading for Psych 101, failed a number of remedial algebra exams, and wasn’t going to pass anyway, so he simply walked away. The even sadder truth is that no one–not the professors, the other students, and certainly not the girls, had ever really been aware of his presence on campus, and were even less aware of his absence.

But in the heady anonymity of the online world, he can be virtually anyone he chooses to be, and he has constructed a series of elaborate identities for himself to speak from behind. He can be an erudite expert on all things political, economic and philosophical; a worldy and wise voice of experience. No one has any way of knowing he is not a former CIA agent, body builder and advisor to heads of state and industry. He can describe his own exploits, and those of his hot, ex-stripper wife, and no one who reads what he has written would have any way to know how much he has embellished. He has managed to convince everyone of his prowess, be believes, and sometimes he is even convinced of it himself.

GRRRR!!!! I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!! YEAH I KNOW WE BROKE IT WHEN WE HAD THE LAST 8 YEARS IT BUT I WANNNNNT IT!!!!

OT: Ben Stein canned by NYT for ethics violation

WOOOOOT!

Get in that unemployment line, Missa Ben!

Now if we could just get G. Gordon Liddy and Pat Buchannon to shut up and go away….

The National SOCIALIST Party was not “right-wing” in the sense you mean, i.e. it was not conservative. It was extremely Progressive

Brought to you by the Department of North Korea Is Really A People’s Republic, Too, ‘Cause That’s What They Call It So It Must Be.

*gah*

Steerpike said …

A great performance. Bravo!

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Hey, can somebody else lend their nym to Trollypants Nymjacker McFrustratedrage today? It’s going to take all day cleaning the spooge and and cheeto dust and rabies-spittle offa mine.

I’d loan him mine but he’d just rub me raw.

Unemployment numbers should be coming out today, as it rockets towards double digits.

Whoops! Down! Sorry, you lose!

woot again!

WASHINGTON (CNN) – Sen. Mel Martinez, R-Florida, will announce that he is resigning his seat, three GOP sources tell CNN.

Buh-bye! Buh-bye!

Timmy could literally keep lobbing verbal brickbats all day, but eventually the meager oaten cereal and marshmallow bits he consumed for breakfast is depleted, so he must venture back upstairs for lunch. His mother is limply draped over the Barcalounger in front of “The View”; unconscious or not–it doesn’t really make a difference. He briefly considers complaining about the lack of Ramen noodles in the cupboard, but his gaze lands upon the last two boxes of generic macaroni and cheese, and he decides to make one of these, despite the considerable extra work involved in cooking it, compared to just throwing 2 or 3 packs of ramen in a pot with some water to boil.

Then he looks in the refrigerator, and his rage bubbles back full force. Skim milk! Lowfat margarine! What the hell kind of liberal crap is this? His mother has apparently been brainwashed by the liberal nanny-state food-Nazis. What next? Cottage cheese? Arugula? He’ll show her; hell show them, by God. Instead of the usual 2 boxes, he decides to make 3, and doubles the butter called for on the box.

King of the Godwin Gambit refuses to be out-Hitlered by any pissant little Hitler. Pantload, you are Wanker of the Day!

Also, Hitler.

I guess it’s Hitler Week on the Right.

Nuh-uh, sez the Stupidest Man in America:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/200908070008

Damn you, King of Dragons.

I guess it’s Hitler Week on the Right

No. It’s Hitler Week on the Hysteria Channel.

Same difference, I suppose.

Steerpike’s doing yeoman’s work in this thread. Kudos!

Serious outfits like Media Matters have gone work on this, but this recent Doughbob crayoning is so crying out for a S,No!-job.

To say it is classic Doughbob just doesn’t quite do it justice.

Act 1: Pantload sticks his face in the woodchipper and sez Pelosi is wrong to say that teabag fappers are turning up to townhalls with swastikas.

Act 2: Readers email Doughbob with pictures of teabag swastikas.

Act 3: Doughbob, goes, nu-uh. Shut up liberal fascists. What matters is not the nazi imagery, but how you use it. Good use – telling people not to be Nazis. Bad use – calling your opponents Nazis.

So not only is the stupid fuck criticizing people who criticize Godwinning, his argument is that Godwinning the way he does it is what deserves to be criticized.

Hey, Mel Martinez is resigning his Senate seat early. If Florida were Alaska, Crist would charge ahead and without hesitation appoint himself as Martinez’s replacement.

Three words: Senator Katherine Harris.

Oh, noes. Damn you both, DKW and Commie Athiest.

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty.
Come and join the Nazi Party.

It’s a damn-apalooza!

And now quickly before any one else thinks of it,

This is central to my Hitler.

It is a very serious, thoughtful, Hitler that has never been made in such Hitler or with such Hitler.

Three words: Senator Katherine Harris.

Ha. Martinez’s resignation puts Crist in a bit of a pinch, as Crist has announced his intent to be the Republican candidate for that seat in November 2010. I assume he’ll try to find who he feels comfortable will not try to hold onto it past the end of Martinez’s term.

It is a very serious, thoughtful, Hitler that has never been made in such Hitler or with such Hitler.

Dammit! You made me spray a big mouthful of Hitler all over my computer’s Hitler.

You owe me a new Hitler.

Tonguejack my Hitler. libs.

Undress my Hitler, Libs!

Wuzza-wuzza-wuzzup, untermenschen?

Tomorrow belongs to us, libs.

Tonguejack my Hitler. libs.

You know, it’s threads like this that make me realize that this place must make no goddam sense at all to the uninitiated. All part of its charm, IMO.

Hitler belongs to Hitler, Hitler.

I assume he’ll try to find who he feels comfortable will not try to hold onto it past the end of Martinez’s term.

Any old geezer at the Hollywood dog track ought to suffice and probably be an improvement on Martinez.

Excuse mah HITLars!

I’m waiting for a “Teabaggers For Hitler” theme.

make me realize that this place must make no goddam sense at all to the uninitiated.

You’ve obviously never visited 3 Bulls.

Excuse mah GoeBBELS!!

“I said, ‘you wouldn’t have much fun in Stalingrad’, would you, Mr. Hilter?”

“Not much fun, no…!”

“It’s that nice Mr. MacGoering from the Bell & Compasses. He says he’s found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour!”

You’ve obviously never visited 3 Bulls.

I have, but it didn’t make any goddam sense.

Christ. Just what does a man have to do for his name to be taken seriously?

ScUSE MAH annexATIONS!

Just what does a man have to do for his name to be taken seriously?

Stick to painting, you schmuck.

Eating I am lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly Line, don’t you know, old chap. And I was head of Gestapo for ten years.

I love the smell of FEAR in the morning. Smells like victory.

Pere, you’re shitting me. That’s a fake page, right? There wasn’t really a show like that.

Shell Oil belongs to Hitler:

http://royaldutchshellplc.com/2009/08/07/evidence-of-how-royal-dutch-shell-saved-hitler-and-the-nazi-party/

Pere, you’re shitting me. That’s a fake page, right? There wasn’t really a show like that.

Yup, was so!

It’s on YouTube as well.

I mean HitlerTube.

It’s on YouTube as well.

*joy!*

It’s on YouTube as well.

Yup:

Shell Oil belongs to Hitler

Can’t help self…Must… Resist….Urge….To….Hit…Submit…. Comment…Button….ARRGGHH!

All your Hitlers are belong to us.

As Teh Doughy One was based on calling Hitler a liberal rather than calling liberals Hitler, strictly speaking, it’s kind of a Nominal/Lateral Godwin … but THIS … hoo boy. Calling it ugly is an insult to ugliness.

If Vanderleun has family in the Netherlands, he might want to think twice* about visiting them any time soon. Methinks the Dutch don’t have a real great sense of fun & frolic when it comes to folks egregiously pimping Anne Frank for their own slimy ends … what with the thing with the roaming death-squads & the famine & such back in the 1940s & all.

Ben Stein canned by NYT for ethics violation

LOL EXPELLED
_________

*Yeah yeah, this is a real stretch, given that it presumes he can think ONCE – but remember, hate the idiom, love the snark, kids!

wow, Jim.

I’m surprised nobody else hit that one before this.

Then he will send his stormtroops to drag them all out of their hiding places and take them to be exterminated in the gas chambers at his secret FEMA concentration camps.

The dissemination of false information on terrorism is a felony.

What’s up loony libs??!!??? It’s the Cool Coach here kickin’ it high-style from the Eagle’s Nest. Badiddle boo-yeah! The O-bummer’s approval ratings have the summer doldrums and 200-day grades are in and Mrs. O-bummer ain’t gonna let Barry out to play with that report card. Not to worry though cuz Cool Coach Adolf H. has just the thing for Barry Hussein to solve his gulag blues. Stay tuned. Coach out.

“Eating I am lots of chips and fish and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Piccadilly Line, don’t you know, old chap. And I was head of Gestapo for ten years.”

“Five years!”

“No no, nein. Vas not head of Gestapo at all“

and we don’t need a “network of informants” dipshit.

We have Exabytes of storage capability, thanks to Dick and George.

Um, cough, where’s the violation? Fine upstanding citizen obeying the law, no? A little eagerly, to be sure, but still.

Obligatory “Downfall” mashup:

Exabytes of storage capability

I thought “Exabytes” were those laxative chocolate-bar things.

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Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,

August 7, 2009 at 18:04 (kill)

You’ve obviously never visited 3 Bulls.

I have, but it didn’t make any goddam sense.

I believe that is their mission statement.

Well since we’ve gone off the Hitler end of the decency scale…

This is how you use Anne Frank for larfs.

It’s on YouTube as well.

Ugh, that was awful. As might be expected, Monty Python did pretty much the same thing (with Attila the Hun) about a thousand times better twenty years previously:

Did you know that “Turning on Genius will send information about your iTunes library to Apple”???

STEVE JOBS IS HITLER!!!1!1!

No, wait – STEVE JOBS IS WORSE THAN HITLER!1!!!!11!!

I like Hitler
Not one bitler.

OT – Astroturf Fail Ahoy!

When you want to reform
The health insurance’s norms
That’s a Hitler.

When you want to give care
to all it’s not fair
It’s a Hitler

When you go tell the Prez
what the wingnuts all sez
That’s a Hitler

Look out Jonah, the Hitler that’s Hitlering up the comparing shit to Hitler? It’s coming from INSIDE THE HITLER!

When you seek to incite
The ignorant right
That’s a Hitler

What’s with his hair? Is that like a greasy old-dude mullet? Ja, vorne kurz, aber die Partei* von hinten!

*Wenn Sie meine Meinung verstanden hätten und ICH GLAUBE DASS SIE HABEN**

**I can only write Schlock Deutch.

Thanks for that link, D-KW. I was trying to remember the specifics of that particular brouhaha this morning and Greenwald has provided all the necessary info.

Heil!

While roaming around the Corner to see if Jonah has anything to say to all the folks who e-mailed him about Proof that protestors are carrying swastikas to these town halls (plural)? Please., I found this interesting post about how girls shouldn’t play sports. Okay, not interesting except for what was missing from the little caption at the bottom:

Jessica Gavora, vice president for policy of the College Sports Council, is the author of Tilting the Playing Field: Schools, Sports, Sex, and Title IX.

That’s understandable, I wouldn’t want anyone to know what a sad Hitlery sack of SHitler I was sleeping with if I were her.

K-Lo:

Yesterday, at a rally for R. Creigh Deeds in Virginia, President Obama said: “I don’t want the folks who created the mess do a lot of talking. I want them to get out of the way so we can clean up the mess. I don’t mind cleaning up after them, but don’t do a lot of talking.”

For Barack Obama, democracy appears to be a distraction. He really does seem to view himself as a Caesar.

For Barack Obama, democracy appears to be a distraction. He really does seem to view himself as a CaesarHITLERY McHITLERBURTON.

Fixed, in keeping with the situation and all.

If you look in your creel
And find a big slimy eel
That’s a moray

Maybe it’s just my connection, but it looks like vanderleun got a little touchy about being called an asshole. A lot of comments have gone missing.

They call him Hitler, Hitler, Hitler
faster than Lightning

Whooaaa we’re halfway there
WHOA-HOA! HITLER ON A PRAYER!

Sie vergaßen Polen!

Auch, PENIS.

He really does seem to view himself as a Caesar.

I guess when he marched his army across the Potomac after that speech, Obama really tipped his hand, didn’t he?

“A lot of comments have gone missing.”

Yep. What a Hitler-y thing to do.

Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Ah… Ah…

Timmy is back in the basement now, secure in his true element, and comfortably engorged on the four food groups: carbohydrates, fat, sugar and salt. The discussion at hand appears to be nominally about healthcare, or some kind of taboo about comparing one’s opponents to Adolph Hitler, but he has never been one to worry about such niceties as remaining “on topic”.

The only “topic” that matters is to destroy the “libs”. If that means saying the Obama is Hitler, then Obama is a million-jillion Hitlers; if that means Obama wasn’t born in the USA, then Obama is a dirty illegal-immigrant, anchor baby; if that means Obama is a Muslim, then Obama is a terrorist, raghead Hajji. It doesn’t matter whether these things are true, or remotely defensibe; the point is to fling poo. Definitions of words like “fascist”, or “socialist” or “progressive” are supremely irrelevant. Timmy’s whole existence is an exercise in button-pushing. He knows he’s made a connection when the libs start engaging and responding. That’s when the endorphins kick in, and he comes as close as he ever will to experiencing something akin to orgasm…

Hey, remember a couple years back when criticizing the government was the worst worst worst thing you could ever do and anyone who did it was probably a terrorist and it was okay for the Pentagon and FBI to watch them just in case and we had to respect the office if not the man and yadda yadda yadda warden?

Gosh, I wonder what happened.

A right winger is canned by the NYT?

How long before Fred Hiatt snaps him up for the WaPoo?
~

Steerpike, you’re reminding me of that scene in Citizen X when the psychiatrist sits down with the serial killer who refuses to confess, and begins describing the profile he’s put together of the murderer they’ve been hunting. The profile is so eerily accurate that it causes the killer to break down in tears and finally confess his guilt.

You Hitler you.

It is a new hair net, kid! Thanks for noticing!

I am Hitler going on Poland
Innocent as a rose
Bachelor dandies, drinkers of brandies
What do I know of those.

Oh, the marvel of Wikipedia’s “Random Article” link:

In 7-dimensional geometry, 132 is a uniform polytope, constructed from the E7 group. It is named by Coxeter as 132 by its bifurcating Coxeter-Dynkin diagram, with a single ring on the end of the 2-node sequence.

mah hed hrtz

How does Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little knotsies!

Why doesn’t Hitler drink tequila?
It makes him mean.

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?
I don’t have a punchline for this one, except to say that it seems like a good idea to me.

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?

His mommy won’t let him until he changes his poopy diaper.

Hitler Youth: My dog has no nose!

Hitler: How does he smell?

Hitler Youth: Terrible!

Venn ist das nurnstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ya! Beigerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

Maybe it’s just my connection, but it looks like vanderleun got a little touchy about being called an asshole. A lot of comments have gone missing.

CA post one that lasted roughly four minutes. Mine, two. He seems to be right on top of the comments. *cough-cough*

There doesn’t appear to be a follow up today about how ‘Birthers are ACTUALLY Libs’?

You’d think that would be a big story.

“Obama is like Hitler” …??

Suffering those slings and arrows, eh Rush?

Hitler is theft.

“He seems to be right on top of the comments. *cough-cough*”

Yeah, he deleted my comment about him deleting comments in record time. You’d think he’d be thrilled to have us, I bet it’s the most hits his ridiculous little shithole of a website has ever had.

Oh, and HITLER PENIS!

Leftists really are just like their Fascist cousins, right down to the hatred of Jews and the desire to see Israel exterminated.

Ever hear of the Mufti of Jerusalem? There are many paralells between Islam, “progressivism” and Nazism.

How High Will it Go? said,

August 7, 2009 at 15:19

Unemployment numbers should be coming out today, as it rockets towards double digits. Is this Hopey’s downfall?

“U.S. Economy: Payroll Losses Slow, Unemployment Rate Declines.”

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aGSIJl69yjZI

Bookmark it, libs!

Ever hear of the Mufti of Jerusalem?

She starred in “Girls Gone Wild: The Holy Land”, right?

Simba B said,
August 7, 2009 at 19:51

Name-jacking is the mostest fascist thing evar. The parallels between name-jacking and Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, and Hitler are startling.

Glenzilla today, update 3:

It’s really amazing — though not at all surprising — that when an anonymous Internet user compares Bush to Hitler, the media goes into Full Hysteria Alert, but when the most influential conservative figure in the country does the same thing, they utter barely a peep of recognition. We’ll see if that changes as America’s leading Jewish groups — and even some principled conservatives — issue rather harsh condemnations of Limbaugh’s comments.

I guess there’s a limit to how many different Hitlers you can call Hitler. American Jewish Congress, Rabbi Marvin Hier and the ADL apparently are all Hitlers or Nazi organizations under the control of ACORN-dolph Hitler, bent on euthanizing the elderly non-Hitlers. It’ll be interesting to see who does and doesn’t report on Big Pharma and the general Hitlering of all the Hitlers in the Hitler.

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?

Because the yellow dotted lines can’t be mistaken for giant, orange Cheetos.

Duh.

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?

Because the Department of Transportation is FASCISTIC.

Please stop by page 7 of the comments, DKW.
~

“Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?”

Because even traffic avoids him.

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?

I always thought whales played in sea.

Because the yellow dotted lines can’t be mistaken for giant, orange Cheetos.

But the traffic cones can! Run rings around you logically!

You’d think he’d be thrilled to have us, I bet it’s the most hits his ridiculous little shithole of a website has ever had.

Well he doesn’t seemed thrilled. My last comment survived about fifteen minutes.

There doesn’t appear to be a follow up today about how ‘Birthers are ACTUALLY Libs’

The Gooper Axis Of Weevils now resembles nothing quite so much as it does a guy who’s been pulling his pecker for WAY too long & still hasn’t hit the protein jackpot, despite abundant resources of both porn & lube … but the poor schmuck doesn’t have the sense to just shrug & think hey, whatever, I can give myself a raincheck – it’s not like I’m gonna break up with myself over this – oh no no NO.

This is beyond the banality of erotic greed, or even a matter of manly pride – it’s become a pure, monomaniacally pointless obsession that refuses to believe in its own futility, a hurtin’ case of l’wank pour l’wank with the lid off. Dude is marching to the beat of his own drummer, but sadly, his dingus is bound & determined to keep right on playing the Death March in quarter-time.

He’ll just keep mindlessly spanking that poor monkey until it’s a handful of bruised & chafed Agony Pudding, begging in vain for mercy – leg-cramps & increasingly sore wrist be damned!

Punchline? The harder he tugs on that poor thing, the limper & unhappier it gets … to me, that’s the post-2008 Republican Dilemma in a nutshell … ah, the magic of Life’s Rich Cavalcade.

PS: Sieig Huil mien pest, Hatlers!

ittdgy™³²®©,

Did anyone address clappie’s mess? What was that about anyways, I started backtracking and all I found was something about Pelosi’s trillion dollar gold-plated jet.

everytime some bloated festering pinata shows up here everyone feels the need to go stick their penis in it.

I still say it was unethical to sell a pinata in the shape of a hornets’ nest.

But the traffic cones can!

No. Those look like Bugles. And Jonah knows the difference.

@ clapham . . .

What are like Nobby/Farragutlesses sockpuppet or something?
— rrheard

All the wingnuts are pooping their Depends over this:

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Because OHitler, you know.
~

Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Good Advice! 🙂

Then using those ‘catch phrases’ we’ll sift through the exabytes of capture emails to find which PR Dinks started this BS and make their families poor.

hehe

Thanks, actually I just needed to back up one more page of comments:
Ingest my paranoia, libs!

You know, this would be a lot more effective if there weren’t any misinformation getting spread around.

And also, Hitler. No wait, I mean:

That is far scarier and far more illegal than anything Limbaugh says.

Why the silence from champion of civil liberties Glenn Greenwald?

followed by OMG! Pelosi’s plane is made of beluga caviar and genuine Saskatchewan seal-skin and rich Corinthian leathers! OMG!

What a dick.
.
.
.
No wait, what I really meant was Hitler.

It’s a world of Hitler
And Hitler heils,
It’s a world of Nazis
And Nazi bile,
There’s so much that we hate
And it’s long past the date
To go Godwin ever more!

Going Godwin ever more,
Going Godwin ever more,
Going Godwin ever more,
We’ll go Godwin ever more!

What trolls did before Al Gore invented the Interntubes.

Common comorbid characteristics include IRRELEVANT CAPITALISATION, overuse of exclamation marks!!!!!!!! and veiled threats or warnings directed at the recipient.

Doesn’t sound like anyone we know, nope.

Timmy Trollmeyer is in the zone now. The game is afoot, and there are vast numbers of fish out there, lining up to take his bait. Sometimes they sneer at him, sometimes they mock his words, or speculate about his appearance, his personal habits or his motivations. It really doesn’t matter–every time someone responds to one of his posts, their words nourish his soul just as much as the mac and cheese has nourished his corpulent body.

For Timmy, trolling isn’t about having a conversation–quite the reverse: it’s about preventing any rational conversation from taking place. It’s about hijacking rational discourse and replacing it with rancor, invective and venom. The only drawback is that it is, in the end, an unsatisfying and ultimately futile pastime. His posts, obnoxious and disruptive as they may be, don’t have any influence in the “real world”, where actual decisions get made, candidates get elected, and legislation gets passed. If only there were some way one could troll in the “real world”. If only one could apply the principles of trolling, of which Timmy considers himself to be a master, to some kind of actual gathering where policies were being debated…if only…

Why doesn’t Jonah Goldberg go play in traffic?

In traffic? He IS traffic!

(and yes, he plays with himself)

So in all this back and forth on the internets over the past couple of days about teabaggers, disruptions of town hall meetings, Hitler, health care reform, and Hitler, I think we can simply sum up the right’s “arguments” this way:

Nuh-uh! You are!

Iz that about right?

Ever hear of the Mufti of Jerusalem?

She starred in “Girls Gone Wild: The Holy Land”, right?

Right next to Wailing Walls, the porn actress.

laym, the President is bi-racial.

The “Right” is having a really hard time understanding that America already knows that…

Blartler.

I dunno. This one or this much more artistic attempt?

When a big Jonah moon
Thwacks your face Vanderleun
That’s a Hitler

(That’s a Hitler)

Seriously. wouldn’t you all like to see Vandyloon thwacked in the face with Jonah’s ass? Wouldn’t you? I’m just a little Hitlery for thinking that way, I guess.

I dunno. This one or this much more artistic attempt?

House has an unicorn????

Could all this stuff about living at home with mom be projection on my part? I sure do seem to be obsessed with it!

I dunno, nym-jackwad. Whyn’t ya run off and ask your mom?

So in all this back and forth on the internets over the past couple of days about teabaggers, disruptions of town hall meetings, Hitler, health care reform, and Hitler, I think we can simply sum up the right’s “arguments” this way:

Iz that about right?

No, too generous. Without the context that all the things they are complaining about in relation to their opponents were actually done (and in graver circumstances) previously, meriting not a peep, you can’t approach understanding the level of willful stupidity.

hahahahha Timmie Trolll is a fag.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Nice work, Steerpike. You are diving deep, make sure you come up for air every so often to clear your head. And you certainly got under his skin, I would say.

*Golf clap*

When you’re into Anschluss
To get more countries in haüs
No wait – that really is a Hitler.

Oh my. BlueCross gives state proposal with 16% cost increase. Stae says, maybe we’ll put it out for bid. The natural result?

Regence sues Oregon after losing contract

Regence BlueCross BlueShield of Oregon has sued the state of Oregon after losing the state employee health plan business to a key competitor.
[…]
“There’s a lot of money involved here that somebody’s going to have to pay if we’re right, and it’s going to be the state,” said J. Bart McMullan Jr., Regence’s president at the time, who is now working on special projects.

State officials say Regence found the process appropriate, until it bid and lost.
[…]

These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

So “we can’t combat lies we don’t know are being spread; tell us what folks are saying so we can respond to under-the-radar disinformation” becomes “OMG Obama Satan McHitlerson, funky fresh fuhrer of Hitlerberg is totally going to throw you in a whitey FEMA abortion camp for sending Jesus emails!”

Regence found the process appropriate, until it bid and lost.

How very…capitalist…of them.

See? See?! The cost of lawsuits is driving up the cost of healthcare! See?

Yup, I’m the one who is living in the basement of his Moms house. Very clear now. Its all those damn corporashunz keeping me down! Its not my fault I can’t get a job with a degree in philosophy from a third rate public school, I swear!

Steerpike shoots, he scores a nymjacking.

I think it may have been the part about trolling in the real world. Pointing out how impotent he is, well that’s probably a trigger for him.

Very clear now. Its all those damn corporashunz keeping me down!

Good! You’re getting it.

Now, about those apostrophes…

(pedantic ellipsis)

House has an unicorn????

Nah, that’s Barry O’s massive stimulus package. Poor horse never saw it coming.

LOL poor unemployed people are poor and unemployed! Haha! Idiots!

People saying “trigger” is my trigger. Wait, I just triggered my self. And again.

Off thread, but did you know that Charles Manson’s next-cell neighbor is Sirhan Sirhan? I wonder what those conversations are like after lights out…

LOL poor unemployed people are poor and unemployed! Haha! Idiots!

Almost. We’re not laughing about it, we’re just supporting and/or sending money to the people who are actually trying to help them. You know, like Jesus said we should.

And here all along I thought this was a safe zone.

(pedantic ellipsis)

Is there any other kind? Maybe…maybe not…

And here all along I thought this was a safe zone.

It is. Remember all those Warner Brothers cartoons where safes fall out of windows and onto people’s heads?

Back on the “Everything’s Coming Up Hitler” front:

Nothing on MSNBC, ABC or CNN that I could find as of yet but Jake Tapper who made Obama grimace with the gotcha of the millenium, spends a million words reporting it.

Also, Capital J has a report. If this gets to Ha’aretz, Pammycakes is going to blow a fucking gasket. (Poor gasket – hahaha)

Is there any other kind? Maybe…maybe not…

Never forget the Ominous Ellipsis, or who knows what might happen…

Never forget the Ominous Ellipsis, or who knows what might happen…

In my five-person, open-plan office, someone always says “Dun dun DAAA” at the appropriate moment.

BONG!!

Remember what?

I am loving the rightard meltdown… Beck fantasizes about poisoning Pelosi, Dick Morris says that Laura Ling and Euna Lee should have “faced the consequences” for reporting on human trafficking, Godwin’s Law violations become the norm for conservative discourse.

I can’t wait until the teabaggers start dropping from heat prostration outside “town halls” and their insurance carriers inform them that their hospital bills won’t be paid because of pre-existing conditions.

And here all along I thought this was a safe zone.

Snark and safe being interchageable terms then, yes.

Then too, there’s the imonius ellopsos ⇝⇝⇝

Hitler is the Hitler of Hitler Hitlerism.

That’s just too far.

People saying “trigger” is my trigger. Wait, I just triggered my self. And again.

Wellllllllllllllll, you think you have it bad? NEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!

In my five-person, open-plan office, someone always says “Dun dun DAAA” at the appropriate moment.

And that would be…..?

dundunDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

I am loving the rightard meltdown…

It’s the end of discourse as we know it: Rhetornorak.

justme said,

That’s just too far.

Dirk Bogarde, Sir Laurence Olivier and Anthony Hopkins star in the blockbuster World War II epic, A Hitler Too Far

It’s Hitleriffic!

And that would be…..?

Whoever gets to it first. My admin is usually fastest because her brain hasn’t been burned out by drafting.

Can’t we just get beyond Godwin?

Can’t we just get beyond Godwin?

“Beyond The Planet of the Godwins” starring Charlton Heston as Hitler, Roddy McDowell as Ape Hitler, and Marky Mark as Hitler Mark 2.

“Beyond The Planet of the Godwins” starring Charlton Heston as Hitler, Roddy McDowell as Ape Hitler, and Marky Mark as Hitler Mark 2.

Special guest appearance by Sir Ralph Richardson as Quisling the Wonder Orangutan.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but there seems to be an awful lot of Hitler in this thread.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but there seems to be an awful lot of Hitler in this thread.

Isn’t there always? Just don’t mention his mustache or how he couldn’t use a comb very well.

I want this to be a safe space, and I have a hair trigger.

I have a hair trigger.

At least you have hair.

At least you have hair.

You said the word! AAAAAIIIIEEEEIIIEEEEE!

At least you have hair.

Don’t be down. I’m sure you have more hair than you think. Have you checked your nostrils and ears lately?

Sheesh, what’s with that guy? He’s running around like his hair’s on fire or something.

Rhetornorak.

Awesome!

Also awesome, tomorrow is the start of “Summer Streets”. Park Ave will be closed to motor vehicle traffic.

Don’t be down. I’m sure you have more hair than you think. Have you checked your nostrils and ears lately?

HA! I call it the “law of conservation of hair”. Yeah, I have a glabrous pate, but I am a silverback.

OT/
Mark Sanford’s time-out has worked as well as expected.

I don’t mean to make fun of a man when he’s down YES I DO, but Hah hah.

Have you checked your nostrils and ears lately?

Yes.

It’s annoying. My hair is afraid of heights.

an awful lot of Hitler in this thread

I’m picturing the multiple-Malkovich scene in Being John Malkovich, with Hitlers in dresses, as the waitstaff, as all the customers.

He’s running around like his hair’s on fire or something.

Well, you know, give me a head with hair, long beuatiful hair, shining gleaming gleaming flaxen strands of hair.

Yeah, I have a glabrous pate, but I am a silverback.

I’m envious. When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.

It’s always worth reminding oneself that Ger-hard van der Splort used to ghostwrite Penthouse Forum letters. Now his local public library has a good idea as to who was responsible for sticking certain pages together in their copy of Anne Frank’s unexpurgated diary; he was doing research for The Gooch’s planned follow-up docubukkake to Caligula, Anne and the Big Frank: What Really Happened In The Attic.

When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.

The tattoo of Pikachu might be a bad idea.

No matter what, Timmy Trollmeyer can’t let himself get rattled. He’s here to DO the rattling, by God, and not to let the regular posters get under his skin. When he lets himself get angry, he does stupid things like beg pathetically for attention. In the heat of impotent rage when he was being ignored, months ago, he wrote, “address my post, libs!!”, and to this day they continue their childish mockery of his outburst.

Angry people make stupid mistakes. A few weeks ago, Timmy lashed out in a drunken rage (normally, Timmy isn’t a drinker, but this one evening he found a half-full can of Coors Light left on the patio after his parents had a cookout. He fished out a sodden Winston butt from the can and drank the rest, and so was out of his mind). His anger sprang loose from its captivity beneath the man-boobs of his hairless and acned chest, and he had posted furiously for two hours, his gnawed and hangnailed fingers flying over the keys like a demonic typist. He had nym-jacked virtually all the regulars at Sadly, No!, putting what seemed at the time to be hilarious, satirical quotes in their mouths. Stupid, stupid stupid!

When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.

Well, wiping tends to diminish the terror factor.

When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.

Well, wiping tends to diminish the terror factor.

It’s like the Indian tale…you each got part of the answer.

It’s a tattoo of shit, which is why Actor thought of Pikachu, and it’s beautifully drawn, which is why B^4 thought I wipe.

Hey, in honor of the I-O inversion pippong up on the threads lately- I have a Pocket Monster, its name is Pokachu.

Nym-jacking: It’s the new black Hitler.

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed, but there seems to be an awful lot of Hitler in this thread.

Could I have some thread with not so much Hitler in it?

Dick Morris says that Laura Ling and Euna Lee should have “faced the consequences” for reporting on human trafficking

Uh?

I must have missed that one. “Consequences”?

You should eat your Hitler and be grateful that this pantload has less dough and less skank in it than the last few.

Yes, of course, directly spying on Americans in flagrant violation of the Constitution is fine, while anything that proposes to slow down the wingnut noise machine is worse than Hitler’s brain on a robot body. Plus, Jews don’t understand the deeper meaning of the Holocaust, which is that private insurance companies should not face competition.

I am glad that “American Digest” is around to digest all this information and then uh … poop it out I guess.

Could I have some thread with not so much Hitler in it?

You got your Hitler in my PENIS thread!

You got your PENIS in my Hitler thread!

[Both taste the thread. (I know, I know, work with me here).]

Both: Ewwwwww!

Regardless of the colour of ink used, it is common to refer to correspondence of any kind (including email and webpages) as being in “green ink”, if it broadly fits the following identifying characteristics:

* Stridency
* Impertinence
* Unreasonableness
* Unrealism
* Fancifulness
* Obsessiveness

Are your ears burning, troll? Someone’s talking about you.

It didn’t make any cents either.

You got your PENIS in my Hitler thread!

Creamy or chunky?

Cellblock 17, ’bout 10 minutes after lights-out:

Charles: Hey, man, if you could’ve done it all differently, what would you change?

Sirhan: I could’ve been your milkman!

I respectfully request that whenever the name “Dick Morris” is used it be proceeded by the phrase “toe-sucker”, as in Toe-sucker Dick Morris says that Laura Ling….

“Dick Morris” is used it be proceeded by the phrase “toe-sucker”

Now, let’s not demean innocent well-adjusted foot fetishists by associating them with Dick Morris.

I must have missed that one. “Consequences”?

The multi-year sentence to hard labor.

Wow, just went over to Big Orange Satan. Those teabagger videos are as fascinating as a train wreck. I don’t think the apoplectic spittle-spewers are helping the cause, and it’s yet another cause for rejoicing.

The problem with the apoplectic spittle spewers is that they have been convinced that defending indefensibly predatory business practices is “American” and that they are Real Americans; as the conversation turns away from them or worse, turns to mockery, they will react in baffled rage…

cf: Gym Shooter, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL….

I confess I DO regret that I wasn’t around for the “The Episode With The L”

Could I have some thread with not so much Hitler in it?

Wait.

You want the Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, and Spam thread, with only Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler?????

Argle?

So DICK Morris thinks American citizens should have been held in a horrific Commie dictatorship for, um, reporting the news?

Are we sure he doesn’t have some fungus growing on his brain he picked up off of someone’s toes?

Hey, in honor of the I-O inversion pippong up on the threads lately- I have a Pocket Monster, its name is Pokachu.

You know what this thread needs? More Hotler.

I don’t think the apoplectic spittle-spewers are helping the cause, and it’s yet another cause for rejoicing.

Having nothing more than, “You plan to kill old people!” and “LALALALA, I can’t hear you!” has certainly limited their impact.

I don’t think the apoplectic spittle-spewers are helping the cause, and it’s yet another cause for rejoicing.

I’m hoping they’ll help it as much as the similar Palin rallies helped McCain.

I have a Pocket Monster, its name is Pokachu.

Excuse me, but O thonk yiu’ll fond that Pokachu os a Picket Minster.

Do you have a Picket for mah Minster?

Stormfront Pokemon.

Trolls put the “Ler” in Hitler.

HITLER WAS NOT A FUCKING VEGETARIAN WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE STILL SAY THAT I MEAN, SWEET HOLY FUCK ON FUCK MOUNTAIN WHAT KIND OF FUCKING VEGETARIAN EATS FUCKING SQUAB FOR FUCK’S SAKE?

YES HITLER WAS AGAINST SMOKING, AGAINST ABORTION, LIKED THE OUTDOORS, DISLIKED JEWS, AND PROBABLY ENJOYED ONE OR MORE KINDS OF MUSIC BUT HE WAS NOT A MOTHERFUCKING VEGETARIAN, IN FACT HE FUCKING BANNED VEGETARIAN ORGANIZATIONS IN GERMANY AND THE COUNTRIES THEY OCCUPIED.

YOU KNOW WHY PEOPLE THINK HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN, FUCKING GOEBBELS, THAT’S WHY! THE FUCKING PROPAGANDA MINISTER OF THE NAZI PARTY MADE THAT UP TO MAKE HITLER SEEM LIKE HE HAD AMAZING SELF-CONTROL AND DEDICATION TO THE PEOPLE AND YOU CONTINUE TO BELIEVE WHAT IS QUITE LITERALLY NAZI PROPAGANDA!!!ONE!!!1

WHEREAS IN FACT HITLER WAS CHOWING DOWN ON PIGEONS LIKE HE WAS A FUCKING FERRET AND HAVING HIS DOCTOR SHOOT HIM UP WITH FUCKING METH.

SO TO SUM UP:
NOBEL PRIZE WINNING JEWISH AUTHOR ISAAC BASHEVIS SINGER: VEGETARIAN
GENOCIDAL NAZI DICTATOR AND TWEAKER ADOLF HITLER: NOT A VEGETARIAN, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

Because modern right-wing radio blowhards say the same shit their counterparts did in the 1940s.

Famous vegetarians: Hitler.

Nobody else on the list, sorry.

HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN FUCKING GOEBBELS

…not that there’s anything wrong with that.

News to me though.

Did you know that Hitler was a vegetarian? It’s true.

So no Hitler and Spam then?

The day has grown late, his siblings are home from school, his mother has sobered up enough to fool her husband and attempt to cook dinner, and Timmy still sits in front of his keyboard. His eyes are watery and the backs of his prodigious thighs have grown numb from immobility, but still, furiously, he types.

But for some reason, this afternoon, none of the buzz words is working. His talking-points ring hollow, his rapier-like wit seems rusty and dulled. Somewhere in the hollow emptiness that echoes where his sould would be, he feels a faint tingle of something that almost feels like…doubt?

Can it be that he is wrong? Can his heroes–Limbaugh, Beck, Hannity, Dobbs, and the stars of his onanistic fantasies, Coulter, Malkin, Lopez–is it possible they could be mistaken? The faint, niggling suspicion refuses to go away: what if he’s been listening to the wrong people, what if the Sadlies he’s been skewering so mercilessly and (he believes) so effectively for so long are in the right of it. Can it be that they are beginning to crack his impervious shell?

NAH!!!

Address my post, Libs!!!

Sigh. All those Communists rounded up and killed, all those liberals and homosexuals sent to the gas chambers, all those unions disbanded, and I even made war on the fucking Soviet Union.

And what does it get me? Retards 60 years later lumping me in with all of them. Oh well, I guess somebody will just have to try it all again.

I’m pretty sure Hitler was also partial to a big fat wurst before/after having his cousin piss on him.

Hitler may or may not have been a vegetarian, but Dick Morris is a confirmed and famous toe-sucker, which is central to my point.

Center is Hitral to my point.

Hitler could not have taken place in Italy, because Italy is not Germany.

Maybe whoever first said it actually said “Hitler was a veJEWtarian,” meaning he’d only eat veggies if they’d been cooked in an oven.

Me. Hell. Going.

Oh well, I guess somebody will just have to try it all again.

Buck up, mein Führer. There’s a promising movement afoot in the USA. They’re even trying out their own Beer Hall Putsches.

Obama:
There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Right-wingers:
OHMIGOD HITLER SNITCHING ON OUR FELLOW CITIZENS SPYING COLLECTING DATA OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!!!11!1!!!11

Bush:
On December 16, 2005, the New York Times reported that President Bush has been secretly ordering the National Security Agency to spy on American citizens within the United States without first getting judicially issued warrants. Asked repeatedly about the controversy during an interview with Jim Lehrer on the day the story broke, Bush evaded the questions. He responded, “We don’t talk about sources and methods. Don’t talk about ongoing intelligence operations. I know there’s speculation. But it’s important for the American people to understand that we will do — or I will use my powers to protect us, and I will do so under the law, and that’s important for our citizens to understand.”

So in just a few days, the administration had gone from refusing to discuss the program to outright defending it, all the while suggesting that the Constitution and Congress’s authorization of power to the president immediately following the 9/11 attacks together give the executive branch any number of unchecked, secretive powers over the American people — and that all the president has to do is claim that his actions are for “national security” and we should all shut up about them lest we assist the terrorists.
http://www.fff.org/comment/com0512i.asp

Right-wingers:
(crickets)

Yeah, but that was different. Bush Jr. only listened to people who were conspiring with jihad terrorism. Obama is trying to sneak death camps into health care reform so he can force dying old people into a new Caliphate.

Dock Mirros is a tie-sucker who can tinguejack my shotbix.

For that matter, where was the right-wing outrage about the TIPS program which actually fucking was the government encouraging Americans to spy on each other?

Yes but Obama Sotero certificate teleprompter mustard present arugula predator cake Barrycare SUTW.

Yes but Obama Sotero certificate teleprompter mustard present arugula predator cake Barrycare SUTW.

I like your style but regret the under-amount of drunken caveman.

Could I have some thread with not so much Hitler in it?

Wait.

You want the Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, and Spam thread, with only Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler?????

Well, how about the Hitler, Hitler, egg, sausage and Hitler? That’s not got much Hitler in it.

I have to object to the troll alphabet.

I have no interest in being a zimboe, and braons are just plain disgusting.

Well, how about the Hitler, Hitler, egg, sausage and Hitler? That’s not got much Hitler in it.

Hitler’s a vegetarian. Could I get Hitler instead?

you mean, Hitler, Hitler Hitler Hitler, egg Hitler and Hitler?</I

Can I have his Hitler then? I love Hitler!

zombie tag fail.

I blame Hitler. And Society.

If eric Idle stops by, he’s going to shit a parrot.

#

Center is Hitral to my point.

Gonad Zoidberg?

Y’all are hereby invited to catch my new rock band, “Pantload’s Tome,” at the Dreck of Ages club tomorrow night (Sat. 8/8).

We’re on at ten, hope to see you there!

Dreck of Ages

Is that on the east side, the old Eons Poop lounge which closed under tragic and mysterious circumstances?

The radio here is playing the wingnut anthem.

Is that on the east side, the old Eons Poop lounge which closed under tragic and mysterious circumstances?

Yes – it used to be called the Crock of Ages, but they changed management (slightly).

“HILTER FOR A BETTER MINEHEAD!”

p.s. I first typed “holter”. This shit is catching, thread to thread.

No, PeeJ– it’s a newer club right there on upper Burnside, across from your place. Don’t you ever get out these days?

Also, didja hear the one about the Italian would-be dictator who visited a seafood restaurant? He had a hard time deciding what to order but was mussel-leaning.

Speaking of POOP, I’ve decided I’m going to put cat shit in gel capsules and sell it as an all-natural organic weight loss aid and male enhancement treatment. My first million will, of course, be donated to S,N! to keep the gay male hamsters happy.

…sCUSe mah misANthrOPY. It’s been a long week.

“Part of this process is called End of Life counseling.” He says, a section of House Bill 3200. “And part of End of Life counseling can be an End of Life order. ’End of Life,’ what’s another word for that? ‘Death.’ ‘Order,’ what’s another word for that? A ‘sentence.’”

Coor’s Light is better than nothing. Nothing is better than sex. So Coor’s Light is better than sex! Hooray!

My wife and I have a theory that Dick Morris let himself get caught with a hooker so that people would ignore his obvious, flaming, flamboyant queenery.

Remember me, liberals? Well, your Messiah looks like he’s repeating me.

Never forget the Ominous Ellipsis, or who knows what might happen…
I got your dramatic ellipsis right here.
Why yes, I am in Brussels at the moment.

When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.
Spend more time in the sun — leave no stern untoned.

Just don’t mention his mustache or how he couldn’t use a comb very well.
I used to use a fine tooth comb, until I realised that my teeth did not need combing, nor were they particularly fine.

Well, your Messiah looks like he’s repeating me.

He’s not the messiah, he’s just a very naughty boy.

WE ARE ALL INDIVIDUALS!

Remember me, liberals? Well, your Messiah looks like he’s repeating me.

As in, the year after an election in which our charismatic new president kicked the crap out of some entitlement-headed, spluttering old buffoon with an idiot for a running mate?

Defeated, just like me.

Why is the I/O thing so funny? It’s like TEH FUNNIEST THING EVAR!

Seriously, though, this thread is made of win.

Ok, I’ve Hitlered enough Hitler today. Almost dinner time. Filets of beef with a merlot-peppercorn sauce (thanks, Jacques Pepin!), roasted vegetable medley, and a green salad. Enjoying some wine now, as everything marinates, but I’ll switch to vodka after dinner, and whatever’s on my Netflix queue. Or I may kill some Left 4 Dead zombies, who knows.

Have a great Friday night, y’all!

HITLER!

I basically got Clinton elected President.

“HILTER FOR A BETTER MINEHEAD!”
Actually the 1930s-vintage mineheads in Bochum and Essen and the other not-so-far-flung corners of the Ruhrgebiet are rather artistic, if you like Art Deco.
DON’T make me link to the Bechers’ photographs, or you will regret it.

I basically got Clinton elected President.

And wrote the book for Enron’s thievery, IIRC, so we’ll call it a draw.

FADOLPH HLITTER FOR LEADER

“Not crazy like that other guy”

HillaryCare said,

August 8, 2009 at 0:58

Defeated, just like me.

Every time Troofie makes a prediction, the opposite comes true. See the beginning of this thread for the latest example. (@15:19)

Troofie, could you please predict that the Palin/Beck GOP ticket in 2012 will win in a landslide? Thx.

Even I’ve admitted Obama will fail, and there are no more tingles up my leg.

This whole “health care reform” debacle has all been about Obama wanting to KILL SARAH PALIN’S BABY TRIG.

You libruls and your Pol Pot ‘health care’ system for the grave, you should all be ashamed of yourselves, Hitlers.

“Not crazy like that other guy”

Your father’s still perfecting ways of making ceiling wax. Here it comes…

I actually get all my information from the alien life form that lives on top of my head.

El Cid said,

August 8, 2009 at 1:17

Impressive – I almost couldn’t tell that wasn’t a nymjack. Or was it?

Thos tingles, troofie … that’s from peeing yourself – it’s running down your leg, not up.

DOLAPH LIHTER

“Not crazy like BOTH those other guys”

Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist: Follow the link. I’m not making it up.

Adilph Hotler: “Crazy, but the good kind”

If it were up to you libruls you would ressurent Adipose Hothouse and invade Portland all over again.

And she pointed Americans’ attention to a recent speech by none other than Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), warning of the dastardly involvement of Rahm Emanuel’s brother, who is a doctor, in the health care debate

Yeah, how fucking crazy, talking to a doctor about health care! Lord knows insurance industry lobbyists are SO much more knowledgeable.

Fuck Sarah Palin with a rusty chainsaw. I await her comments about the time one of her precious larva needs some vital treatment and the insurance refuses to pay for it on the grounds it’s “experimental” or too expensive.

HOTLER DILAPH

“Hasn’t invaded anyone yet”

Follow the link. I’m not making it up.

Damn. That’s some prime Palin.

The culinary aspect of this blog has been missing lately. Also, not enough profanity, or POOP. I’m quite happy with the amount of PENIS.

There was beef shank at a good price at the store; they had it labeled “beef bones for stock.” I snagged a bunch and tonight I’m making gulyás . I do it Wiener style, with lots of hot and sweet Hungarian paprika, caraway (ooh! I just remembered – I have akvavit in the freezer!!!) and garlic. Rindsgulasch really must be made with beef shank. Spatzle and a green salad will accompany.

Damn. That’s some prime Palin.

“I’ll show them! Nobody from the Southernness below Alaska is going to out god-damn out crazy me!!!”

Nobody from the Southernness below Alaska is going to out god-damn out crazy me!!!

She may well be right, but there’s some good competition.

This rant is a pretty transparent lie – who would believe they’d make a baby stand before a Death Panel when everybody knows babies can’t stand?

Stop making fun of me, you stupid poopy-heads! I don’t live in my parents’ basement, I rent out the upstairs to them. And I’m not a twenty-something slacker dropout who sits around all day eating funyuns and drinking Mountain Dew. I’m not! I’m a wealthy semi-retired CIA agent with a hot ex-stripper wife. I am in constant contact with high-ranking intelligence officers and executives of major international corporations, who constantly seek my advice and wisdom, gathered from a lifetime as a diplomat, soldier of fortune and Shao-Lin master. You can’t prove I’m not, so there! I take time away from my busy schedule of developing deadly new weapons systems, mentoring young athletes and writing my memoirs to troll this page because you’re all a bunch of poopy-heads!

I eagerly await the indignation this thread will likely produce at someplace like Malkin Central or FreiRepublik. “WAH they wuz jokin’ about HITLER! Those moonbats hate JEWS! Argle bargle national SOCIALISTS! blurp blurp blurp!”

Stop making fun of me, you stupid poopy-heads!

Yeah, cut it out or his mom’ll beat you up!

Even noted lib Chris Matthews.

I do it Wiener style

I bet you do.

Q: How can Republicans be so sure that Grandma’s life support would be cut under a government-run health care plan?

A: Because they would be voting to cut it.

If it weren’t for Conservatives in Canada and the UK, patients wouldn’t have to wait as long either. Just saying…

The fact is, shut up, your just like Hitler.

The fact is, USA is the best country in the world. If you liberals hate it so much, why not leave and move to Cuba or another Socialist Paradise? Here in the Heartland, we don’t need you eleitist haters.

Q: How can Republicans be so sure that Grandma’s life support would be cut under a government-run health care plan?

A: Because they would be voting to cut it.

Pardon me while I write that one down.

Hide away Dough Loady
Or Obama’s gonna get ya
Obama’s gonna get ya
Obama’s gonna get ya AH!
Hide away Dough Loady
Better hide away
Better hide away

Tippy-toe to the front door, Pantload,
‘Cause there’s a guy with a brown, brown face
And the one thing you can’t hide is all the fear you feel inside
As your pants are filling up with turds

Hide away Dough Loady
Or Obama’s gonna get ya
Obama’s gonna get ya
Obama’s gonna get ya AH!
Hide away Dough Loady
Better hide away
Better hide away

Tippy-toe to the rail car, Pantload,
Because they’re stocking up on Zyklon B
So that sad little grannies fair can be put to sleep behind the stairs
And their shoes are laced with, with, with,,,,,,

Ah, fuck it. I’m going for a bike ride.

why not leave and move to Cuba or another Socialist Paradise

Oh Gary, Gary, WE WON so we get to turn the US into a Socialist Paradise! You lost, and if you don’t like it you can move to Redneckistan or Heartlandia or Alberta or something.

Hey, all you malcontent trolls who can’t stand what’s happening in the present, come on in and hang out here, I’ve got plenty of room!

Liberals are trying to bully real Americans into socialism, now that’s fascism, we tea baggers are about free speach,1st Amendment but your want to silence us, not gonna work this time FREEDOM

I missed the “‘Scuse mah fingahs” bit, and now I’m just confused.

USA Freedom Power back again, I see, to encourage the rabble to snatch Democracy from the jaws of the majority, or something like that.

Or did he actually type “I like pie!”

If eric Idle stops by, he’s going to shit a parrot.

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue Hitler.

I missed the “‘Scuse mah fingahs” bit, and now I’m just confused.

See here.

Free s’peach pies for all!

Also,

Scuse mah hitLERs.

O loke poe.

I’ll be right back – I need to make my HITLERtini now.

I missed the “‘Scuse mah fingahs” bit, and now I’m just confused.

See here.

Not at home, so I can’t be arsed to find Xecky’s illustrated version, or my own animated variation, but they do help the effect.

I call Fake Freedom-Gary, or Real Freedom-Gary who’s so dumb he’s still referring to “teabagging” after all the others have been told what it means and responded “Oh, that’s REAL mature, guys”. Both are equally likely.

I believe I won the 20-something liberal arts college drop-out/graduate (does it make a difference?) That live in their parent’s basements vote.

I want to thank you all for your kind comments on my impromptu “Timmy Trollmeyer” saga, which got me through a slow day at work.

I would also like to thank all the resident trolls for illustrating my story so capably. Truly, I couldn’t do it without you.

Now I must bid you all a French Adieu, settle in with my freshly barbecued burger and watch my Colorado Rockies take on the odious Cubbies.

Go Rox!

I believe I won the 20-something liberal arts college drop-out/graduate (does it make a difference?) That live in their parent’s basements vote.

Mr. President, you won every demographic’s vote.

Except rednecks.

In town hall meetings, Internet postings and other forums, some opponents of health care reform have seized on a provision written by Oregon Rep. Earl Blumenauer to illustrate what they say is the sinister nature of the health care plans in Congress.

The provision in the 1,200-page House bill allows Medicare to pay for end-of-life consultations for seniors. It has bipartisan support and has been praised by doctors, patients, and professional groups, from AARP to the American College of Physicians, to the Consumers Union.

But the more extreme critics say it will allow government to euthanize the elderly. Some opponents say Blumenauer wants to kill your grandmother.

http://www.oregonlive.com/politics/index.ssf/2009/08/facts_fall_victim_in_end_of_li.html

I can’t tell you what kind of pleasure it is to vote for Earl.

Hitler and POOP

I didn’t win the white vote, or voters over 65, or gun owners, or evangelicals.

I didn’t win the white vote, or voters over 65, or gun owners, or evangelicals.

Mr. President, you won every demographic’s vote.

Except rednecks.

Q; In what country did they call political dissidents insane?

A: The USSR.

Dear Presdent Odama:

Pleas kill my baby bruther.

Sinzereley,
Eddie

A: The USSR.

Goes well with the gulags Bush set up, doesn’t it?

Dear Eddie,

Didn’t you kill my brother?

Anybody wanna see me suck Obama’s cock again?

Anyone wanna hear my Tintin-themed gay fantasies again?

In what country did they call political dissidents insane?

The key difference being that in the USSR the dissidents weren’t necessarily insane, unlike the Dixie Confederate Teabag Palin Uprising forces.

However, it is more moral and freedomier to let our retardovanchists extinguish themselves through sheer stupidity and Darwinian narrowing than it would be to attempt to save them from themselves.

I believe anything the government tells me, I better email flag@whitehouse.gov and flag this subversive…

I think “subversive” and means “douchebag”. I only believe anything the government tells me when it’s Bush’s government and it concerns brown people killing me.

The President is at War with the American people.

If anyone gets hurt, it is his responsibility.

McCain lost.

O no! Kwik! Save Sarah’s baby from Obama’s Death Panels!!!

The only thing that can stop the evil Obama is the power of stupid — it saps his evil brain powers. Thank god we Good Patriot American Conservatives have the power to stop him!

Nymjack my shitbox, troofus!

The President is at War with the American people. If anyone gets hurt, it is his responsibility.

BULLSHIT.

It’s the responsibility of whoever throws the punch or pulls the trigger.

Put down the drunken-abuser logic. I know it runs in families, but it’s crap.

The President is at War with the American people.

Wilverones!!!!1!

troofie’s dead, that’s what i said…

sadlynaughts’ve confused him; flipped him off and abused him.
another wingnut plan; typin’ shite for the man.
a terrible blow, but that’s how it go…
troofie’s in his basement now… if you wanna be a winger, wow…
remember, troofie’s dead…

The President Health insurance Executives are at War with the American people.

Is that what you meant to write?

http://groups.google.com/group/blogger-help-howdoi/browse_thread/thread/4a767cafc8554af2/72121ad70000d817?lnk=gst&q=

Alas, we were too late.

Whoopsies, that was sposed to be a quote of El Cid, but I got excited. Barbarians at the gate dontcha know.

When I show my buttocks to scare enemies away, it’s not as effective as it should be.

Spend more time in the sun — leave no stern untoned.

I was hoping for more of tinge more blue than tan.

But meanwhile, let me point out that as an antipodian in Brussels, you are living out some of the worst pop of 1983.

scUSE mah inCOherence…

I’m full of shrimp pasta and banana ice cream.

If you are eating a lot of foods you don’t normally eat, you might want to be careful how much of it you do end up eating.

Just saying.

Palin is now referring to Michelle Bachman speeches. Thinking a Palin/Bachman ticket for the GOP could have a real impact on the GOP’s future permanent majority.

Bachmann first so they could be BPO.

And they would be “takin’ care of business…”

Urgh.

Fleet Admiral Schemesquoohe Bemoaned’s Stilton Cheese Granola

Ingredients:
1 can brine shrimp
1 Stilton cheese
1 pint x-rated white cheese
3 pinches tarpon foot, hair-raisingly jellied
1 gallon sugar
6 jars rosemary

Pick over the ingredients gracefully and discard excess pine. Cream the brine shrimp with a small garlic press. Use a food processor to combine the white cheese with the Stilton cheese. Stuff the resulting mixture into the brine shrimp. Find some Benedictine D.O.M. And drink it. Butter the tarpon foot, sugar, and the rosemary. Encrust the latter combination on to the former. Abandon for 13 hours. Serves 3.

Mightin’ we get a new thread? This one does appear to be getting a bit long in the tooth. Doncha ya think?

Just askin’?

Teabaggers showing their true mindset.
These folks have become my favorite source of entertainment.

Left on Vanderschmuck’s comment thread for shits & giggles by some mean leftist jerk:

“Have you made inappropriate comments on this post? Report them to the Vanderleun Internets Politzei AT ONCE!

Your information is important to us, & we value your assistance in maintaining the vital integrity of this thread’s precious bodily fluids from the menace of liberal pollution.”

By the way, I’ve found an awesomely effective Wingnut Translator – though I think it could use more languages like Hungarian, French & Spanish. Ah well, c’est la vie – we have to go into war with the Wingnut Translator we have, not the Wingnut Translator we WISH we had.

In what country did they call political dissidents insane?

Gawrsh, I remember something called “Bush Derangement Syndrome” that CERTAIN PEOPLE were throwing around as a pseudo-medical concept awhile back… but nope, must have been my imagination.

I still want to know what infomercial the finGAHs is from. See it in the wild, as it were.

Left on Vanderschmuck’s comment thread for shits & giggles by some mean leftist jerk:

I was dropping posts on there on and off all day. They got nuked with a quickness. Which is funny, because that was the only thread I saw that had anything more than one comment on it. That place looks like a morgue.

*Cue Zombie Music*

In what country did they call political dissidents insane?

In what country do they call incoherent screaming and threats of violence political dissent?

Wait — is the imputation now that because the USSR labeled some normal, honest dissidents as insane that this means no dissidents anywhere are insane?

OK, well, welcome to birther shadow people rod chemtrail black helicopter colloidal silver Russian-UN invasion stop sign barcode land.

In what country do they call incoherent screaming and threats of violence political dissent?

Sorry, that was poorly worded.

I meant on what planet.

Maybe Trollie has a point; let’s go to the map…

1) Candidate runs for office, campaigns explicitly on bringing sweeping changes to the country’s health care, energy, education and foreign policies.

2) Candidate spends a year+ outlining those sweeping changes in speeches, at town hall events, in public debates, and in hundreds of interviews all across the nation.

3) Candidate is elected to office in an electoral college landslide, scooping up the highest percentage of the popular vote of any president in 20 years in the process.

4) Candidate-Now-President moves (along with Congress) to implement the changes that he explicitly campaigned on, beginning with the nation’s absurdly stupid and dysfunctional health care system.

5) ZOMG TEH PREZNIT IS AT WAR WIF TEH MURKIN PEEPUL

Hmmm, nope. Sorry, Trollie, you’re still a nut-gargling imbecile.

Fleet Admiral Schemesquoohe Bemoaned’s Stilton Cheese Granola

“Abandon for 13 hours.”

Okay, I laughed until tears rolled. I haven’t laughed like that for some time now. Thank you, Sub-McG.

Its over. Its all over.

You libs have crossed the motherfucking line, and regular Americans are going to TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK!

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

Its over. It’s all over.
You libs won a motherfucking election and sore losers are going to have MASSIVE TANTRUMS AND THINK IT’LL HELP!
SLOGAN POPULARIZED BY A WHITE SUPREMACIST!

Ooops. Meds are kickin’ in or fadin’ out.

Those 5 guys in the Alabama trailer park are pretty het up about their new plan to TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK, but they just need $125 to fix the alternator in the Monte Carlo so they can get on the road with their plan, so if you all wouldn’t mind loanin’ them the money they could just get on with the uprisin’ and whatnot.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!

Even tyrants can’t afford to get sick, with the way health insurance companies are ripping us off.

Have you seen the group rates for middle aged tyrants? Hardly anyone will be left to tyrannize if they keep going up!

*Cue Zombie Music*

Aw, man, we just had the place sprayed.

Americans are going to TAKE THEIR COUNTRY BACK!

By shouting at people in town hall meetings?

Think that’s gonna work?

Think that’s gonna work?

Yup, it does. this is the “snatch democracy from the jaws of the majority” bit I predicted earlier.

It’s Hitler.
It’s all Hitler.
You libs have crossed the motherfucking Hitler and regular Americans are going to TAKE THEIR HITLER BACK!

HITLER HITLER HITLER!

This thread needed more Hitler.

Its ALREADY working! Its working and socialized medicene is dead! The beginning of the end of the Obama Regime.

Clap harder everyone! Clap harder and Tinkerbelle will be denied coverage!

We’re on this planet such a short while. It’s almost worth putting up with their nation-destroying wreckage just to be able to laugh darkly at right wing craziness. Almost.

HITLERPENIS!

Clap harder everyone! Clap harder and Tinkerbelle will be denied coverage!

My favorite part is always when Captain Death Panel is leaping after HMO Pan but he keeps flying out of reach.

My favorite part is always when Captain Death Panel is leaping after HMO Pan but he keeps flying out of reach.

scUSE mah HOOK

Oh dear, I think I just collapsed a lung!

Too bad, Truth. If you would take, I don’t know, maybe Ritalin from a “socialized medicine” clinic, maybe it would help you concentrate to the point where you could spell “medicine.”

“Abandon for 13 hours.”

Okay, I laughed until tears rolled.

Soon you will understand that it’s the same joke OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Candied Sensual Tortoise with Tossed Adder’s Forks

Ingredients:
6 teaspoons earnest tortoise, reddeningly tossed
7 pinches adder’s fork, bemusedly crucified
1 jigger phony leek, daintily creamed
5 teaspoons flying foxes throat
6 cans paprika
1 stick vanilla

Pick over the ingredients over-joyedly and discard excess bacon. Cream the tortoise with a large fork. Use a food processor to mix the leek with the adder’s fork. Stuff the resulting mixture into the tortoise. Toast the flying foxes throat, paprika, and the vanilla consumingly. Knead everything together officially. Bake for 13 hours. Serves 14.

Candied Sensual Tortoise

Big favorite at the Cornyn household, I’m guessing.

SIC SENSUAL TOTRANNYS!

Careful where you toss those adder forks, though.

You could put an eye out.

When was socialized medicine born? I wish Obama was like what the wingnuts think he is.

Illumninati Repton said,

August 8, 2009 at 2:10

I missed the “‘Scuse mah fingahs” bit, and now I’m just confused.
==========================================

Many are confuzzled. After they og here, they are enlightninged.
~

Hitler would have gotten away with his plans for racial supremacy if it weren’t for evil liberals using filters on web boards so they didn’t have to hear him. Mein Fuhrer, they have betrayed you! But I, the Truth, and my collection of white supremacist literature, shall never be swayed by such things as icky vaginas or difficult education… to you, and the liver spotted and flabby American Neo-Nazi Fat-ster Race I pledge allegiance!

Mein Fuhrer…I CAN WALK!

to you, and the liver spotted and flabby American Neo-Nazi Fat-ster Race I pledge allegiance!

Nazi-ist and fatist. Typical.

You try walking around the mall in a Nazi suit and see how people like you then.

You’ll get more tail in a Lobster Suit.

Ahem.

I mean, that’s what I’ve heard on the internets.
~

Just checking back in after the ball game. My Rockies won–Yay Rox!.

meantime, I see:

The thread has broken the 400-post count–a sure sign of both troll-infestation and the need for a new thread.

Timmy Trollmeyer is up way past his bedtime, and for that matter, so am I.

Dorme bien, Tristement, Non!

Do I have to read this whole thread to see if it has a “HITLER IS THEFT!”?

I’m going to be in Communist China all next week. Wish me luck — I hear they force people to have health care there, and it’s free. I’m shitting myself with fear.

Okay, how about if I put PARODY TROLL at the start of every post and then misspell every word, would you get it then?

Do I have to read this whole thread to see if it has a “HITLER IS THEFT!”?

Find in page.

Well, it’s certainly good to know I made the right decision in staying home instead of going to that town hall meeting in Tampa.

I’m sorry, you guys, I know we were told to attend these things, but I know Floridian Republicans, they’re fucking crazy people. The Clearwater Palinuremburg rally, that Brooks Brothers riot, and before that, that fucking Elian Gonzalez thing…

I knew someone was going to try throwing a punch at this shit.

Human memory says, “Yes, there was a ‘Hitler is theft’ up there somewhere.”

Memory is not sure if it was all caps or not, if that matters.

Hey,

HITLER IS THEFT is funny and all, but the grand-daddy, and imho still the most genius hilarity (evar) is:

Dentistry is theft.

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/21083.html

Apparently the Egyptians invented tennis, though their rackets were still very primitive by today’s standards.

400+ comments and then some. You people are incorrigible.

Does anyone know how to get Oily Taint out of clothing?

You people are incorrigible.

Hitler.

Does anyone know how to get Oily Taint out of clothing?

Christ, talk about a sight that would send folks screaming from the room.

“No, really, leave it on.”

And to think, I actually got to post Gott Mit Uns on a post by *the* Vanderleun! Of course it only stayed there for the amount of time it takes a rather shaky hand using a rather sticky mouse to hit the “delete reality” button, but still, the love was there.

Does anyone know how to get Oily Taint out of clothing?

Alternate punchline, of course,

“Have you tried dinner and a movie?”

In Cid’s Palin link, she says that children and seniors are “the most precious members of our society”.

Really? Those unproductive moochers? When was the last time children or seniors created any jobs, hmmm? HMMMMM? Kill ’em all! It’s them or the markets, baby!

children and seniors are “the most precious members of our society”

Precious for their value as political props. And older people vote.

children and seniors are “the most precious members of our society”

Precious for their value as political props.

And for the glands that can be harvested from them.

“Really? Those unproductive moochers? When was the last time children or seniors created any jobs, hmmm?”

Yeah, I mean who here works as a babysitter, teacher or nurse in elderly people home. Those jobs are for fags.

“Kill ‘em all! It’s them or the markets, baby!”
Absolutely, The country needs more grave diggers.

It’s the same joke OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Yes, yes it is. But it hit the funny bone dead center. So did kingubu’s “nut gargling imbecile.”

I guess I’m a cheap date.

I’m thinking of remodeling my living room with some attractive oak death paneling.

My head would explode but I found out my insurance doesn’t cover that.

Is Obama’s plan to kill all the developmentally disabled just another way of saying he wants to kill Republicans? Is that what this is about?

Trig Palin: Voting Republican Since 2008.

Alternate punchline, of course,

“Have you tried dinner and a movie?”

Umbrella drinks and Barry White?

Palin and Bachman – what a team. Who wants to bet when they have a falling out?

“You got crazy train in my crazy train!”

Not I. At the rate the Republican party is deteriorating I’m pretty much assured that Palin/Bachman 2012 is a done deal.

I hope it never comes down to Palin vs. Bachman. Because that’ll mean they’re both Highlanders. And I don’t think I can deal with the concept of either of them being immortals.

Bachman-Palin Overdrive would be fun to watch. Especially the extraordinary efforts their handlers would have to make to ensure neither of them were forced off-script. You know, like “town hall” forums with three people, all relatives.

“The first question is from the young man up front. Trig, from Alaska asks…”

Ouch.

Mornin’, Sadly, No-ers. Massive thread, eh?

Dinner last night turned out GREAT. The lousy Atlanta PBS station doesn’t carry Jacques Pepin anymore, but thanks to the internet his videos live on. Leftover filets are gonna be some damned good steak-and-cheese sandwiches on onion bread this afternoon.

And I love Bachman-Palin Overdrive. The press conferences would have the same effect as a big bong hit.

This thread needs one of those pine tree thingies. You find one in every car.

Does it have to be a pine tree thingie?

The press conferences would have the same effect as a big bong hit.

If the bowl were stuffed with PCP, yes.

Find one in every car. You’ll see.

If the bowl were stuffed with PCP, yes.

No. It would be stuffed with HitLAR!!!

Jacques Pepin and Julia Child used to be hilarious together.

He still mentions her often on his own series (“Julia would kill me if she saw me doing it this way”). They were quite fond of one another.

Paula Abdul just announced she’s leaving “American Idol” so she can be on Obama’s death panel.

Hitler just announced he’s leaving the bunker to be on Obama’s death panel.

Paula Abdul just announced she’s leaving “American Idol” so she can be on Obama’s death panel.

For greatest efficiency, they need Simon Cowell on there. He’d vote for everybody to be killed.

OT maybe, I can no longer remember what the topic was. I thought some of the SNaughts might find this interesting. The downside being you’d have to rent the movie.

I thought some of the SNaughts might find this interesting.

I’m impressed that Mike Nelson would rip on Red Dawn. Isn’t he a wingnut?

Silly movies are silly movies, I think. One of the reasons why Big Hollywood’s squirmings are so funny is that so many commenters are unable to let go of the movies they love or hate just because some nitwit thinks they don’t meet the purity test.

For greatest efficiency, they need Simon Cowell on there. He’d vote for everybody to be killed.

And it would allow a foreign homosexual power over life and death of Real Americans.

I’m impressed that Mike Nelson would rip on Red Dawn. Isn’t he a wingnut?

He can’t be, can he? After all, he does have a sense of humor. Doesn’t that get you thrown out of the nut wing automatically?

St. Trotsky – I thought we already had that with Obama in charge.

Doesn’t that get you thrown out of the nut wing automatically?

There’s the Ritual Exception to the humorless conservative rule that people always mention – P.J. O’Rourke, though I’ve never found his stuff all *that* funny. Nelson may just be kind of politically clueless and impressionable, and not a full-blown wingnut.

Just on a personal level, I’d have to say that Nelson has done so much more for quality humor than he has for wingnuttery that it’s kind of forgivable.

For MST3K fans they will be doing Plan 9 from Outer Space live at a theater near you on the 20th.

{Inhales Sharply}

Ahhhh. I love the smell of Hitler in the morning. Smells like … Hitler.

Well, Obama can’t be our *sole* foreign homosexual on the death panels. What do you think we are, despotic savages?

No, like a good fascio-islamo-communist organization, we will have many different people (multicultural, even!) on the panel, disregarding the need for a strong MAN with rippling biceps and taut muscles, slathered in oils and making the hard, tumescent decisions that we need thrust upon us for our own good, like God and Limbaugh intended.

After all, remember that the Democrats are derided for being democratic, rather than the Republican republic everyone knows we are, libertarians take note.

Also, Hitler.

Not that it matters, but here’s Nelson on his political leanings. Gotta say, he does a pretty good job of hiding the bruises left by Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, both of whom are DFHs and one of whom regularly posts/comments over at the Great Orange Satan.

I think the important questions about political leanings vis a vis Mystery Science Theatre 3000 employees is what’re Frank Conniff and Trace Beaulieu views on the current state of our nation?

what’re Frank Conniff and Trace Beaulieu views on the current state of our nation?

“Push the button, Frank”

(sorry, you left that one hanging over the plate)

Also, PENIS

I always liked Joel more.

I think it’s telling that Vanderleun deleted all comments after the one that says “Deep down, I have to agree.”

Oh, and HITLER. also.

MST3K was getting stale by the time Nelson took over but he certainly added a fetid odor to the rot.

From Vanderleun’s flickr photostream – senior citizens contemplate the death sentences handed out to them by Obama’s Death Panel:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/1000photosofnewyorkcity/3110768629/

Oh, and just in case anyone’s forgotten (or didn’t know) what an asshole Vanderleun is, a reminder:

http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2007/01/jane-as-most-of-you-are-already-aware.html

FYI (because this kind of behavior should be documented) Geff Joldstien is listing the address/phone no. etc. of someone who left some rudeness in his comment section. Which is pointless, since most of the nation’s extremist mouth breathers are out protesting the Granny Killing Leftist Death Panels–who is left out there to exact revenge for Geffy?

Commie Atheist:

I remember that episode well–what disturbed person.

“a disturbed person.”

I think we’re closer to actual homicide over this health care debate than a lot of us realize. You stir up passion with ignorance and no good can possibly come of it.

I’d like to see someone take the dancing Badgers and replace them with dancing Hitlers.

Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Mushroom! Mushroom! Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler

Dick Cheney can be Snake?

A Snake, oooooooooooooooooh a Snake!

Thanks, Commie. I remember the incident but did not connect V-Loon to it. That elevates him to a Douche-Prime status and puts on the list for treatment with the Wingnut Processor.

And to add to V-loon’s douchiness C.V., he also edited the last comment on the post in question to make it appear that SJohn was supporting his position. SJohn subsequently posted his objection to V-Loon’s actions and that comment, of course, was deleted.

“No, no, mien Fuhrer, there are no dissenting voices. All are behind you.”

St. Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist said,

You try walking around the mall in a Nazi suit and see how people like you then.

Oh Dammit! A blast from the Sammich past! This thread is hitting all the oldies like a late-night K-Tel album commercial, where the titles scroll past almost too fast to read, while in the background, duotints of 70s-fro musicians inexplicably bounce around. Are the concern trolls from Pandagon & Feministe going to show up now too?

This thread is hitting all the oldies like a late-night K-Tel album commercial

You may enjoy the phrase “scuse my finGAHS!” But did you know it’s actually from the Polonetsian Dances #4 by Tchaikovsky?

On topic, which is unusual for me: at the same time Vanderleun et alia are wringing their tear-soaked hankies that the Obama administration wants to address the healthcare lies spread by the righties(just like they had a place on their campaign website to input lies spread about candidate Obama to correct them), Rush Limbaugh is announcing the street address of the SEIU headquarters on air and wingnut twittering heads are encouraging people to photograph or note license plate numbers of union members who show up at the healthcare townhalls.

I miss Bruce Hitler.

Oh, new thread. Never mind, I’m such a Hitler.

From kingubu’s link re: Mike Nelson’s political leanings, Nelson sez: Though the Judeo-Christian worldview has served us well for more than two hundred years and underpins the finest society in the history of the world, there are those fighting hard to throw it all on the scrap heap and replace it with radical secularism, a worldview that has brought us Nazism, Communism and some of the greatest horrors of all time.

That’s wingnut, all right. Now I’m very impressed the guy can make me laugh.

You people are geniuses. I am in complete awe. What a thread. Such breadth, such scope, so much…Hitler!

I’d like to see someone take the dancing Badgers and replace them with dancing Hitlers.

There were DIY instructions a while back for changing to your image of choice.

I might suggest this, or this.

The second one would be the thing for the pie script, I think.

Scuse

my

finGAHs!

500th.

Ah yes, the radical secular humanist Nazi party. Who can forget Hitler’s statements like “Indem ich mich des Juden erwehre, kämpfe ich für das Werk des … na ja, unpersönlicher körperlicher Gesetzen” (by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of … um, impersonal physical laws) or the motto worn by the Wehrmacht, “Niemand mit uns” (nobody with us)? Truly it was their commitment to rational thinking and rejection of the unsubstantiated claims of dogmatists that led them to become, for a time, a seemingly unstoppable military power.