Drinks! We will need drinks!

All 31 votes against Sotomayor came from Republicans.

Quelle fuckin’ surprise.

Quelle fuckin’ surprise.

No doubt. Good thing there are so few of them in there.

Tacostan?

This can’t be real! Everyone knows they spell it TacostanD!

I was sure at least one Dem was going to vote against her. Both Begich from Alaska and all-around asshole Baucus were making noises about not being sure how they’d vote.

Address my chorizo, libs!

We will never get bored with this thing.

In other news, Rich Sanchez grows a pair of balls:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/2009/08/cnn-anchor-rips-into-health-care-ceo-whos-funding-anti-reform-effort.php?ref=fpblg

OT, but Roger Schlesinger is out there begging for your attention

In memory of John Hughes, I think the USSC justices should be locked up together in a high school this weekend a la “The Breakfast Club.”

I think the USSC justices should be locked up together in a high school this weekend a la “The Breakfast Club.”

As long as they do like the kids in the movie and smoke a bag of weed, I agree.

Is that her real date of birth? If so, we were born on the same day.

I feel like such an incredible failure now. Fuck.

Pigs feet, black beans and rice for all! Yum!

Pigs feet

The pigs are easiest to catch in the parking lot at Dunkin’ Donuts.

what about the brains, Substance?

When I saw the missing vote, I confess that my first suspicion was that it was every Dem voting aye and 9 Republicans = 68 votes, 31 republicans = 99 total votes, and the abstention was Holy Joe being a dick.

Turns out it was Ted Kennedy abstaining for health reasons, but wouldn’t it be unsurprising for Lieberman to vote nay?

All right, Sotomayor is in. I’ve got a PSA here: all honkies are to report to their local La Raza chapter. They’ll take care of your transportation to the re-education camps.

djur, that was my first thought also.

But after I thought through the math, it was obviously Kennedy.. Also, Holy Joe is now claiming to be a Dem again, and the reports had all the Dems voting Aye. Unless he was hiding in the toilet or something.

O/T, but no doubt some good reading for S,N-ers: Noonan for Nevada, the official Web page of Mark Noonan’s run at Harry Reid’s Senate seat.

From Business Week:

“As the health reform fight shifts this month from a vacationing Washington to congressional districts and local airwaves around the country, much more of the battle than most people realize is already over. The likely victors are insurance giants such as UnitedHealth Group (UNH), Aetna (AET), and WellPoint (WLP). The carriers have succeeded in redefining the terms of the reform debate to such a degree that no matter what specifics emerge in the voluminous bill Congress may send to President Obama this fall, the insurance industry will emerge more profitable. Health reform could come with a $1 trillion price tag over the next decade, and it may complicate matters for some large employers. But insurance CEOs ought to be smiling”

So how do you feel about that, libs? How does it feel to know even with complete control of the federal government, you’re not really in control. The right wing still has most of the power (read: MONEY) in this country, and I sare say we used it ver effectively in killing your precious “public option” Trtojan Horse. So how does it feel to win an election, but lose oh so badly where it counts?

We. Won.

I book marked that for later, thanks.

You don’t play much poker, do you?

We. Won.

If you’re not an insurance company executive, you lost.

Piefilter.

I believe in capitalism and the free market, so I won too. I believe in profits–lots of big, obscene profits. I don’t have class envy, and I don’t believe in the free lunch Socialism promises with its economic ignorance. The Soviet Union failed for a reason, you could even say it was one, long, failed economic stimulus program.

You will always lose. You’re losers, that’s why your libs. You hate big profits because you envy the successful. You hate white males because they are the most successful class in this country, and so on.

So suck on it. Deal with your own failures and don’t pin them on the successful.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

The right wing still has most of the power (read: MONEY) in this country, and I sare say we used it ver effectively in killing your precious “public option” Trtojan Horse.

The right wing doesn’t have most of the money in this country, but it doesn’t mind being used as a tool by those who do – and it’s too stupid to know when it’s being suckered.

You don’t play much poker, do you?

yeah, but he loses a lot.

Why?

I can’t believe that folks aren’t sharing their birth certificates yet.

So how does it feel to win an election, but lose oh so badly where it counts?

I dunno. What was it like to win in 2000 and 2004, even though in 2009 abortion is still legal, Mexicans are still everywhere, and Osama bin Laden is still alive?

“Deal with your own failures and don’t pin them on the successful.”

So how do you feel about that, libs?

How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?

Drinks! We will need drinks!

A round of Palo Viejo!

Pigs feet, black beans and rice for all! Yum!

Any time I’ve had patitas, it was made with chickpeas.

So how does it feel to win an election, but lose oh so badly where it counts?
We. Won.

Awesome, troll, hopefully your triumpalism will carry you through that bleak day when your insurance carrier denies your colon cancer treatment because the time you had a pilondial cyst *snerk* constitutes a pre-existing condition.

WOLVERINES!!11!!!!

I have excellent health insurance and I’m not giving it up for post office-level service so some illegal can deliver her anchor babies on my dime, or have all her cousins come up from Mexico and suck offthe federal largesse.

I would be getting VA healthcare, but I have an old scrotum injury that prevents me from enlisting, and the troops can rot anyway, since some of them are probably Mexican.

We don’t yet have A health care reform bill; we have a collection of proposed health care reform bills, I believe 5 of them, none of which have passed the House or the Senate, much less reached the reconciliation phase. There were some het-up folks over at Washington Monthly today shrieking about how we’ve been “sold out” and need to demand single-payer, but the fact is, at this point we still have no idea what the final proposal will look like. Sure there is plenty of opportunity for health industry whores to muck up the works; there’s always opportunity for business to fuck up good legislation. But going full-out drama queen at this point in the process is stupid. We just need to all be on the same page with the same message: anything short of a public health insurance option is a no-go. Would single payer be better? Sure it would. But thanks to a combination of factors, including the power of health care related interests, the 50 years of drumming the fear of “socialized medicine” into the pea-brains of approximately 30% of the population, and the fact that while 73% say reform is needed, 80% of those who have employer provided coverage are safisfied with what they have, single payer was always a non-starter. We’d stand to lose support for reform from a large portion of those folks if single payer was the route we took and they were going to be forced into a public plan. So public option was always as good as it was going to get – and we need to hold them to it.

And the teabaggers are right about one thing – if we get a public option, it will eventually drive the private insurers out of the business of providing basic health coverage, or will force such a radical change in their business model that it will be virtually unrecognizable from what it is now. That’s not a bad outcome.

So yeah, there’s plenty of room for concern, but this thing is a long way from being over yet.

wow.

lies, nymjocking, misogyny, hatred, racism, and stupidity all in one sentence.

Oh shit, I forgot to put my thinly-veiled sexual fantasies about Tintin in there!

Heh heh. Fake St. Xecky said suck offthe federal largesse” Heh.

have excellent health insurance and I’m not giving it up

ah, but you know what? Your carrier doesn’t have the same committment to you. It’ll drop you like a bad habit someday, as soon as you get sick, or your kids or your spouse. So bookmark this, Toofy.

I like Fake St. Xecky’s style.

If you didn’t unfairly use filters I wouldn’t have to nym jack.

And everything I said was true. I can afford healthcare, why should I have money forcibly taken from me to pay for others? Its called “personal responsibility”. If the uninsured want “single payer” they can EARN it by enlisting in the military.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won the health care debate.

I two the health care debate.

I am so going to be told to slow down by WordPress and
I three the health care debate.

Going to the well!
I four the health care debate.

OT: to anyone who cared, I now have a bicycle. It will be mere weeks before I am drunkenly careening down the streets of Portland without a care in the world, with a fat blunt in one hand and my dick in the other.

First attempt to ride it resulted in me falling comically over and getting a handlebar to the sack, but IT WILL IMPROVE.

Pushing my luck!
I five the health care debate.

Okay libs, think up your witty rejoinders!
I six the health care debate.

Teh PENULTIMATE.
I seven the health care debate.

I eight the health care debate.

Troofie, weren’t you telling us upthread how people should… what was it… “deal with your own failures”? And now you’re whining (as is your wont) about how we “unfairly use filters”? What happened to your super-fantastic invulnerability to banning? And for that matter, what happened to your rumor that would destroy Obama’s daughters? And Tedisco winning NY-20? And waking up to a McCain presidency?
[Jeopardy theme]

If you didn’t unfairly use filters I wouldn’t have to nym jack.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

If you weren’t a tiresome, wrong-soaked bombast troll, no one would have written the filters.

Personal responsibility, troofus – SUCK IT!!!

We won. Insurance CEOs are going to make big, fat PROFITS no matter what happens, and there will be no public option trojan horse. It will never get old shoving that in your faces.

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Congratulations, Djur!

First attempt to ride it resulted in me falling comically over and getting a handlebar to the sack, but IT WILL IMPROVE.

Protection, lad, protection. Helmet is a must, pads recommended.

with a fat blunt in one hand and my dick in the other

Ah, yes, the hand protects the genitals… very clever!

Isn’t it cute how the troll insists he has great health coverage, while not realizing that, as soon as he gets sick, the bean-counters will throw him under the bus bridge? I worked investigating insurance claims, and I worked in a Workers’ Comp Claims Office, and I’ve come to the conclusion that for-profit insurance companies should be driven out of business.

It will never get old shoving that in your faces.

What?

When you went LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?

That does never get old, how you were crying with frustration and pounding the keyboard and purple with rage, like you are about the Sotomayor confirmation.

You will won some battles, libs, but you’ll always lose the war. If you want Socialism, move to Europe. You will never get it here.

We won. Insurance CEOs are going to make big, fat PROFITS no matter what happens, and there will be no public option trojan horse.

So, people who aren’t you getting stinking rich running a pyramid scheme, money you’ll never see and a situation that will make life harder for millions of Americans, counts as a “win” for you? Sociopath. Bootlicker. You’re the type of guy who refers to his favorite sports team as “we”, too, I bet.

If you want Socialism, move to Europe. You will never get it here.

If you want free markets, move to Somalia. We won.

Define socialism. I’m just fascinated to hear how badly you fuck it up.

So, people who aren’t you getting stinking rich running a pyramid scheme, money you’ll never see and a situation that will make life harder for millions of Americans, counts as a “win” for you?

Hilarious. This guy is really a neo-feudalist. He’d make a great serf, toiling away on his lord’s demesne, occasionally having his turnip patch trampled by drunken landesknechts, and having his sister dragged off for prima nocte purposes. Yeah, you won.

Socialism is using government force to steal from the successful and productive and give to parasites.

Socialists (and libs) believe the successful and productive should exist just to pay for the parasites.

BBBB is spot-on, except for the part about Troofie being willing to do work for any reason.

Whereas I believe everyone who’s not rich (which is not the same as being successful or productive), such as myself, exists to make sure the rich’s balls never get too dry.

Socialists (and libs) believe the successful and productive should exist just to pay for the parasites.

I think you’ll find the parasites at the top, sucking money out of your pocket. See your own comments re: fat PROFITS for CEOs.

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I AM THE WIENER!!!!1!1!!!!1!!111!!!!!1!!!!1

Technical definitions don’t include words like “parasites”. Sorry. F. Again. Maybe you should get a job.

I can just imagine you shaking your little fists over me stealing your nym and giving a right wing viewpoint under it. In fact, I may use your name permanently, fag.

I have to admit that it’s pretty convincing when Troofus defines “productive” as “hiring a bunch of confused people to go argue against their own interests in town hall meetings by screaming incoherently and then raking in a bunch of money for shafting those very same people and everyone else out of the health care they paid premiums for.”

That’s a technicaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL definition, tears of impotent rage and all.

I sure project my own anger onto a lot of people. Also, I throw the word “fag” around a lot because I develop murderous crushes on various users. Fag.

They got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide
Call me Deacon Blues

Now look what that Latino bitch done make me do; by being accepted onto the Supreme Court, she made me come here and hit you all! It’s all that woman’s fault I hit you! I swore I was never coming back as well, but here I am, being racist and sexist and uncontrollably violent again… bitch! And because of her, I’ll try crowing about the sufferings of other people, which always makes me feel better… they deserve it!

Now watch as I link to some neo-nazi sites, in the hopes it offends you, rather than just confirming to you the sad, sad sack of a homunculus I am… liberal bitches! In my supreme court for life? ARGHGHGHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I can just imagine you shaking your little fists over me stealing your nym and giving a right wing viewpoint under it.

Imagining it is all you can do, because it’s not happening in real life.

You can’t jack my I.P., you can only jack my nym and your leetle floppy peener (Sarah Palin oooooohhhh)!

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I also think it’s funny that he’s convinced that CONSERVATISM HAS WON 4EVAH!!!!1!!1 when they have lost the culture war at almost every step of the way. Yeah, there are setbacks, but in fifteen years, he’ll be going apoplectic when his gay nephew marries his life partner, and the rest of his family calls him out being a cobag.

In fact, I may use your name permanently, fag.

I bet you have a bunch of stories that involve the words, “Yeah, I almost had to kick that guy’s ass but I decided not to”, right?

I also think it’s funny that he’s convinced that CONSERVATISM HAS WON 4EVAH!!!!1!!1 when they have lost the culture war at almost every step of the way.

Indeed. It’s why medium and long-term memory are discouraged in conservatives.

Holy IPU libs! That set-up required WordPress giving me the thumbs up for a gazillion posts in a row (with ont interjection). Well you know what? Tough titties for you.
I nine the health care debate.

BTW, now that Obama just bent over for us, can you finally admit he is just the next Jommy Carter, that all we have to do is rattle his cage a little and he just cowers under his desk like a pussy fag, unable to get anything passed in Congress merely six months after he came into office? Doesn’t this all seem familiar to the Carter administration?

Again with the gay references. DAMN am I closeted. Also, “familiar to the Carter administration” doesn’t mean what I think it means. I don’t speak English too good, so maybe I are illegul.

can you finally admit he is just the next Jommy Carter

No, not until you point out the first Jommy Carter.

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Is Jommy Carter related to Jommy Hiffa?

Ot’s wirse than that! He’s dead, Jom!

I think he started Hobitit for Hamonity.

Jommy crack cirn, and O din’t care,
Jommy crack cirn, and O din’t care,
Jommy crack cirn, and O din’t care,

Old LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL won’t go away.

Tonton is a fig.

I think he started Hobitit for Hamonity.

And negitoated peace between Osrael and Egypt.

When socialism is finally buried and the free market rules supreme, I will laugh and laugh as you idiots struggle for crumbs, freeze to death and so on well I drink Dom and drive my Ferrari to work at a capitalist business. If you try to wash my windsheild I will run you over, hippes. Just shut up and die.

Address my piont, lobs!

BTW, now that Obama just bent over for us, can you finally admit he is just the next Jommy Carter,

Only if you admit that you get a thrill, perhaps even a sexual one, knowing that a large number of your fellow Americans are suffering and wondering how they’re going to make ends meet while your objects of worship, insurance company CEOs, are living high on the hog and laughing at bootlicking little toadies like you who carry water for them. Then, sure, he’s the next whoever.

Actually, it’s spelled “Agypt”.

I drink Dom and drive my Ferrari to work at a capitalist business.

Don’t you mean “drink Dim and drove my Ferraro ti wirk at a capotalost busoness?”

Just shut up and die.

SHOW US HOW!

SUCK IT!

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The fact is, I’m too consumed with my hatred of liberals and Mexicans to ever get a job that could pay for anything more expensive than Fresca. Please note, however, that my ultimate ambition involves murdering people and driving under the influence.

In fact, I may use your name permanently, fag.

Jesus, you even lied about that.

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Caring about the poor or downtrodden like liberals say they do doesn’t help them. They could work harder, they got themselves in that fate. Seeking profits and efficiency is what made America great. If you think of social justice and socialism, think of the Soviet Union. yeah, that worked well. I work hard and hate that I have to pay taxes so some losers get health care and housing and cable tv for free. These losers should be deported.

I have excellent health insurance and I’m not giving it up for post office-level service so some illegal can deliver her anchor babies on my dime

The prices your insurance company pays to hospitals etc. includes extra to subsidize the spongers and illegals already, you moronic taint-linking son of a whore.

The fact is, I should get a job.

I work hard and hate that I have to pay taxes so some losers get health care and housing and cable tv for free.

News flash, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLbot: none of that actually happens.

These losers should be deported.

Man, Georgia’s unemployment rate is in double digits, and the vast majority hit hardest are poor white folk. Trust me, no country in the world wants a busload of Georgia crackers dumped on their national front lawn like a sackfull of unwanted cats.

Especially not the working part.

Laugh it up, but as my colleague says, WE WON. Your liberal ilk and your stupid messiah The One are headed for the scrap heap. Taking away proft motive and making socialism is weakness and gay.

Above was in response to Xecky, natch. I’m slow.

Licking, linking, whatevs: your loathsomeness knows no bounds.

I am also weakness and gay.

I almost like the troll attempt at spelling, “hippes.” “Windsheild,” however, is right out.

USA Freedom Power said, I like pie!

Don’t you mean “poe”?

You need to study economics like Thomas Sowell, and Ayn Rand. But liberals only learned about basket weaving, pot smoking and marxism in there state schools. Maybe you should have studied business and worked harder like i did and suceeded, so stop whining about unfair and class warfare, I earned it, I keep it and the hell with you leaches.

Didn’t I useta say black people were inferior intelektully? Why am I presenting Thomas Sowell as knowledgeable? Is it possible I’m A Stupid?

Man, Georgia’s unemployment rate is in double digits, and the vast majority hit hardest are poor white folk. Trust me, no country in the world wants a busload of Georgia crackers dumped on their national front lawn like a sackfull of unwanted cats.

There you go, more liberal rasiscm and bias against the white and for the black. Thanks to aframeritive action, you give jobs to usless black people and take them from hard working white folks, no wonder we are so angry. there will be a reckonging, and a stop to marxican socialism that you love so much.

“Marxican” is the most awesome thing ever, followed closely by “aframeritive”.

Also, why do liberals always hate the rich so much? they create all the jobs, wealth oportunity in America, without them you leaches have nothting to suck off off.

I’m gonna say it again:

WE. WON.

You will never get the public option Trojan Horse. The strategy of hijacking the August Recesses was a brilliant strategy that has succeeded beyond our wildest dreams. Even notorious lib Chris Matthews admits that now.

WE. WON. YOU. LOST.

Move to Europe, you’ll never get socialized medicine here.

Phew is right, those beaners smell!

Why do trolls want to fuck the rich so bad? They have no use for you, and will throw you under the bus as soon as you’re done sucking them off. I’m sorry, sucking off off.

Now you’re back to using my nym because I goaded you into it because you tucked tail between your legs and started posting as a piefilter.

YOU LOSE AGAIN. MOVE TO SOMALIA. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Here is how it will go down next week. First, the results from Virginia and North Carolina will come in, and they’ll be declared for McCain. You’ll be disappointed, but “no big deal, change can’t come overnight” will be your comment. Florida will go red, and a little nervousness will creep in. The usual suspects will fall into the usual categories. As the night drags on, Ohio, Colorado, and (much to your horror) Pennsylvania will be too close to call.

My advice at this point to you will be to go to bed. You will wake up to a McCain presidency and the Great Liberal Freakout will be on.

Bookmark this, liberals, as this is exactly how it is going to go down. You will be wonder how the hell I was able to call this.

Wow, lots of animated gifs in this thread! And Xecklothxayyquou, don’t worry, you’re too good to killfile, and I can always tell within the first couple of misspelled words if it’s not really you anyway.

Loser troll loses again.

The fact is, why does thinking about poor people starving and having fine dinners with my wealthy friends give me a boner?

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

Don’t be silly, Gary can’t tell when he has a boner.

Oh, I can think of something we have to show for it:
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And Xecklothxayyquou, don’t worry, you’re too good to killfile

Thankee! Blush.

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

Ahem, remember this afternoon when SENATOR FRANKEN announced JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR‘s confirmation?

I’m gonna say it again:

WE. WON.

What, exactly, did you win? I know your objects of worship will continue rolling around in money while over 45 million of your fellow Americans go without proper coverage, so there’s that visceral thrill of someone else’s suffering for you to enjoy. But what tangible did you win? A toaster? Will the CEO of State Farm let you come by and lick his boots clean for being such a good toady? What? Is it just knowing that you’re helping to make your neighbors’ lives that much tougher help you sleep at night?

Can you even name some of the CEOs of insurance companies you worship or do you just call ’em all “Master”?

Or John Galt?

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a Sad little person desperate for attention said, in a Post about the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.

August 7, 2009 at 3:18 (kill)

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

What, exactly, did you win?

Were you not paying attention, or are you just trying to get another chance at it? Well, okay…

I two the health care debate.

No, I wasn’t paying attention. Sorry.

Hey, Troofie, remember the other night when, using the 3 second rule, you broke up that set and negged the 8.5? Did you ‘win’ that, too? Or did she just tell you to fuck off?

Okay, no problem. Let’s jump ahead because I can’t believe I’ll be lucky with WordPress again.

I eight the health care debate.

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

“Out of Guantánamo, Uighurs Bask in Bermuda “

I eight the health care debate.

You ate the health care debate? So that’s why this yay-hoo’s caterwauling about single payer when it’s not even an on the table. Dammit, we can’t have debates if you going around eating them. Weirdo.

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

“New law removes funding source from DARE program”

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

Some of our biggest gains were just things that have stopped.

i.e., we no longer have a President who can’t outsmart a fucking pretzel.

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

“Barack Obama reverses ‘global gag rule’ on family planning …”

Obama is a horrible incompetent at actually getting things throygh Congress.

So how long until you libs start voting for the Green candidate for President again?

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

Looks like it’s SOMEONE’S manic cycle.

speaking of cycles: First attempt to ride it resulted in me falling comically over and getting a handlebar to the sack,

As I recall, that’s pretty much the process no matter what age you learn.

Obama is a horrible incompetent at actually getting things throygh Congress.

It’s because, unlike Jommy Carter, he’s trying to get things through Congress, not throygh it. The only thing stopping him is his insistence on appeasing rabid Republicans, which I agree he should abandon.

I also find that I can’t type worth shit when my hands are shaking with impotent rage.

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Obama is a horrible incompetent at actually getting things throygh Congress.

Except for Supreme Court justices. Give credit where credit is due, you poor racist nitwits didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell with that one.

Which reminds me. Whatever happened to the “Michelle Obama says ‘whitey'” tape?

Ain’t I precious?

Give credit where credit is due, you poor racist nitwits didn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell with that one.

True.

Hence, this.

FYWP!
You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

So as I was going to say before I prematurely ejaculated that last comment.

Yeah – there’s shit we wanted that didn’t happen, but most of us knew going in that Obama wasn’t and isn’t Liberal Jesus. That was you fucktards on the right projecting your deep seated hero-worship-cultish whatevers on us.

But so far, timeline for Iraq withdrawl, with troops already out of urban centres. End to federally funded abstinence only education. National debate on universal health care. Some steps forward on transparency, although some steps back as well (hard to gayge this from an overall perspective). End to Bush tax cuts for billionaires. Massive reduction in worldwide contempt of the country.

Not bad considering he was also dealing with a fucking global financial crisis.

Would I have liked more accomplished by now? Yes. Are ther things that Obama’s done that I totally disagree with? Yes. Is it so bad that the best we can console ourselves with is “at least it ain’t Prez JiSM?” Well, that is a HUGE relief, but – no. I think Obama’s has been a net plus so far, and if he can get a robust public option out by year’s end as he says he’s going to, well holy figgity fuck that ain’t small potatoes.

Ahem, remember this afternoon when SENATOR FRANKEN announced JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR’s confirmation?

Ooooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. Actually, it evidently already has. I knew there had to be a specific reason why the troll was all active and hot and bothered tonight (more than usual, anyway).

Savor it with us, troll: Senator AL FRANKEN announcing the confirmation of the WISE LATINA. And after that, cash for clunkers passed. It’s actually been a really shitty day for wingnuts. No wonder they’re desperately pouring their energy into rioting at townhall meetings.

Via Instaputz, Ann Althouse brings her famous post modern deconstruction of major political events:

There is something about the way the 2 seated men are posing as such good little boys with their hands in the I’m-behaving-myself position that demands that what I really want to see is Bill Clinton reach over and feel the thigh Kim Jong-Il, who exclaims: “No broh job!”

Get it!! It’s a gay blow job joke about Bill Clinton and Kim Jong-Il. Teh Funnies!

Now all that’s needed is a joke about a third rate law prof in Wisconsin who is always making sexual innuendos about political figures.

So, IOW, you’ll be voting for the Green Party in 2012.

BTW, Obama lost the white vote by a fucking LANDSLIDE, only getting 43 percent.

unable to get anything passed in Congress

Um, really? Name an unpassed bill.

You won the election, true, but you have nothing to show for it.

You must not be paying attention.

Obama is a horrible incompetent at actually getting things through Congress.

Yeah, just look at all those bills that went down in defeat……

Congrats USAians!

Wowie zowie, a Latina SCJ … & some delicious public-option Health-Care Reform (maybe) to boot! Personally, I think you should shoot for universal literacy next – I know, I know, I’m a dreamer, but without us dreamers everyone would still be living in trees & eating their young (insert droll Texas/Alberta reference here).

OT – Temperature where I am right now (about an hour’s drive from the US border): 21°Celsius … temperature in Yellowknife, NWT, which the Interwebs say is a mere 1512 km jaunt northeast of me: 23°C. – speaking of “PHEW,” I sure am glad that climate-change hokum has been totally debunked, eh?

BTW, Obama lost the white vote by a fucking LANDSLIDE, only getting 43 percent.

Then again, the white vote is getting to be less and less of a fraction of the electorate. Which is one of many reasons why it’s dumb to be the Racist Party.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I think you should shoot for universal literacy next – I know, I know, I’m a dreamer

Indeed. I’ll be happy when we achieve 30%.

Among Republicans, that is. The rest of us are doing OK.

Hey, did SENATOR AL FRANKEN do anything special today?

Maybe some of the people hanging out on the thread would like to hear…..

BTW, Obama lost the white vote by a fucking LANDSLIDE, only getting 43 percent.

The Fear is palpable, it is.

Hmmmm A wise Latina Supreme Court justice…. I wonder how that’ll play in the next election cycle? Because the GOP has been real busy making friends in the Hispanic community hasn’t it?

BTW, Obama lost the white vote by a fucking LANDSLIDE, only getting 43 percent.

And most of that loss was in the South, and, as a Southerner, allow me to say, fuck the white conservative South. All of my fucked up, dumbass, mouthbreathing retard right wing neighbors can go straight to hell, that is, if they weren’t already too busy trying to make that here for the rest of us sane people. Thank god they no longer matter in national politics and are completely free to drag their entire party down into the Republican Party of the Dixie Confederate Teabag Palin Uprisin’.

In fact, I may use your name permanently, fag.

Wha???? B-b-b-but Troofie, you promised you were gonna nymjack me forever and ever. It’s like there’s this incredible stream of lies you keep pouring out.

Bitch.

And most of that loss was in the South, and, as a Southerner, allow me to say, fuck the white conservative South.

Are you attempting to say that all “white people” do not think the same? Next you’ll be suggesting that those scary brown people may be individuals with their own opinions, too. the horror….the horror…

In fact, I may use your name permanently, fag.

I wouldn’t worry, Xecky. He’s never shown that kind of focus.

Considering the likelihood that by the next election, many white Americans will be more comfortable with an African American Prez, that is the lowest that number could be.

And the Repubs STILL lost by a landslide.

There are NO demographics where they can increase there vote percentages by any significant amount, and digby points out that the rabid oppo to Sotomayor (which 25% of them didn’t follow through on, in the final tally) indicates that the Right may, in fact, be nervous about erosion of the frickin BASE….

I don’t know, is there some prediction I can bookmark?

I wouldn’t worry, Xecky. He’s never shown that kind of focus.

Indeed not, my deceased friend. He hasn’t even shown it in this thread.

Are you attempting to say that all “white people” do not think the same?

Well, it’s OBVIOUS that N__B and I think the same….

I don’t know, is there some prediction I can bookmark?

The Cubs win!

Also, the real americans will go galt.

John Galt wanted to go Zombie, but we told him to clean his own fuckin toilets.

So the libs finally admitted it. They hate whites and wish they weren’t in the majoruty. Is that it, libs? Would the country be better off without whites?

we told him to clean his own fuckin toilets.

Zombies defecate? Who knew?

They hate whites and wish they weren’t in the majoruty.

The majoruty voted for Jommy Carter to get things throygh Congress.

They hate whites and wish they weren’t in the majoruty.

Hardly, troofus. Just recognizing that demographics don’t favor your cherished white supremacy any longer.

And don’t point to South Africa as an example of how white folks can cling to power. It’s tacky.

The majoruty voted for Jommy Carter to get things throygh Congress.

The munnority has a crush on a pretty, geeky actress.

So the libs finally straw man. They straw man and wish they straw man. Straw man, libs? Would the straw man be better off without straw men?

You hate whites and wish they weren’t the majority. You think this country would be better without whites, don’t you, libs?

The states in which Obama won they white vote are places like Maine and Vermont. Why? Because there are no black people there. Familiarity breeds contempt.

The states in which Obama won they white vote….

Also tacky, the pickaninny dialect stuff – lawdy, lawdy, he won they white vote!

Shame, troofus.

Hmm, this is a tough one. Do I hate whites? I and my entire family are white. Most of the people I’ve known in my life, including all of my dearest friends, living and dead, have been white. So do I hate white people generally? Clearly not.

The ones I hate are the insecure, paranoid, frightened white people that seem to be getting most of the attention lately. The rioters, the mobs, the shooters. Tiny, self-loathing white people, the kind that have it better than most others, yet persist in their victimhood, their whining, their hysteria. Those people I have absolutely no use for.

I half wish that a public option really would take away their health care and kill their elderly, though of course that’s nothing more one of their fantasies. Still, it would serve them right.

f you didn’t unfairly use filters I wouldn’t have to nym jack.

I know I’m late to this but LOL!What a jackoff.

First attempt to ride it resulted in me falling comically over and getting a handlebar to the sack, but IT WILL IMPROVE.

..did the fattie survive?

Zombies defecate?

Brains’ll go right through you.

– or-

sure, where do you think all these trolls come from?

The Right continues, as ever, to stay classy, in addition to not-at-all-violent.

where do you think all these trolls come from?

the shithouse, unless I’m mistaken.

Remember, white people who aren’t right wing shitbags from the South and West aren’t really white. White people who vote for Obama aren’t white. White people who don’t wake up every morning jacking off to Ronald Reagan aren’t white. Only the Alabama-Mississippi Teabag Re-enactment Brigade is white.

white people who aren’t right wing shitbags from the South and West aren’t really white.

I’m NOT?

Shit, and I just bought all those “flesh-colored” Band-aids.

Brains’ll go right through you, where did they go
I thought I knew you, what did I know
You don’t look different, but you have changed
I’m eating through you, you’re not the same

Sad troll is having a sad.

Mmm, troll tears … so sweet & refreshing … & the flop-sweat, like lovely incense … looks like someone vastly misunderestimated the fail-potential of their precious GOP, & the wake-up call is burning like napalm.

Cry some more, little emo, cry some more!

Shit, and I just bought all those “flesh-colored” Band-aids.

They keep it hushed up, but those are also Irish- and liberal-compatible. You just can’t go around saying you’re white, is all.

So the libs finally admitted it. They hate whites and wish they weren’t in the majoruty. Is that it, libs? Would the country be better off without whites?

I know you’re not smart enough to understand this, but it’s not the color of the skin, it’s the nature of the culture. As non-Americans assimilate (oh and they do) into the culture, their scary “otherness” goes away, until one day the Irish guy, the Jewish guy and the Puerto Rican guy are just guys, like everybody else. Nobody ‘owns’ the culture. Nations change. You and your jackoff compatriots may stand athwart history and shout “stop” all you like but you might as well try to hold back the tide. The country would be better off without whites like you.

STOP PLAYING THOSE ACCORDIONS WHITE FOLKS!

“STOP PLAYING THOSE ACCORDIONS WHITE FOLKS!”

Are you comparing our troll to a monkey? That’s just racist! so accurate.

as one of the most marxican members of this blig, the fact is, in the heartland, we take dumps on Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist wife’s tits so that his kids can suck on our shit.

They keep carrying those golf clubs around.

Is that threatening or what? Jesus!

blig?

BLIG?

typoo trool.

Mextremist – goodness! I don’t have any kids, and I doubt the racist nymjacker does (unless he’s snatched a few away from inattentive parents).

Taking away proft motive and making socialism is weakness and gay.

I’d just like to interpose a tarantara for this jolly little effort: take not away my proft motive, oh curs-ed libs! Make not that unholy socialism! For that art weakness and gay. Ness. Whatever the fuck.

Honestly, knobheads never die. When I first started at university (back in the cretaceous era), one of my father’s workmates tried to interest me in Ayn Rand-iness. According to him, and surprisingly to me, humans don’t have silly ‘human’ rights like freedom from slavery, enough food, adequate shelter, etc. Instead, and I quote, “the only ‘right’ you have is to go out and make a profit”. Apparently capitalism is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pyjamas, and the aardvark’s nipples, and is God’s Own Choice Of Economic (and, indeed, Ethical) System – accept no substitutes.

Ever since then, I’ve cherished the image of Good Capitalists sitting on their arses in the fields for centuries, waiting for Teh Capitalism to be invented so they could go out and make a profit.

And hurrah! hurrah! for Sonia Sotomayor, bless her little cotton socks. And hurrah! too for, what was his name! Oh, yes, *Senator* Franken.

I can hear the anguished sobs from here.

nymjacking is the new felchswapping. also, i meant the troll’s imaginary wife’s imaginary breasts. also.

Pardon me while I throw up.

also, i meant the troll’s imaginary wife’s imaginary breasts. also.

In any case, a masterful insult. I’d expect nothing less from the coiner of “tonguejack my shitbox.”

I’d expect nothing less from the coiner of “tonguejack my shitbox.”

What?! The Master is among us, and I didn’t even notice?

What?! The Master is among us, and I didn’t even notice?

gracias, gracias, no se qué decir!

I haven´t blushed this much since i took St. Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist’s wife to the free health clinic to see about her rash. it’s cool, though, i was innocent at the end. the socialist doctors there were surprised there was such thing as canine gonorrhea.

Troofy-

Go fuck a railroad spike, you paste-eating sack pig shit. I’ve heard queefs that had more smarts than that little nugget of wingnut splooge you call a brain.

In conclusion, I fucked your mother. Suck on that, chumpstain.

“Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor”. Roll that around on your tongue for a while, Troofy.

Oh, and VAGINA!

http://8.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrqdjnzmiWW4fm8vxo1_500.jpg

Hee hee.

His bitching about our unfairly killfiling him is hilarious. As if he has, at any point, shown that he deserves to be listened to.

Boo hoo, boo hoo.

You’re being rendered useless at every turn, and your only comfort is a race you believe is being sent to cultural extinction only had 40-something of its vote go to the big scary President of the United States.

And as we move further and further in accomplishing liberal goals, more than the previous administration could say at the beginning of his first term, when he was nothing but a lame duck connected to a massive corporate fraud controversy, that 40-something vote is going to become larger and larger until you’re rendered obsolete, a rump regional party of racists and greedheads.

God, it’s a good thing you’re such a chickenshit, or you’d have to slit your own throat rather than live in that world.

St. Johnny Coelacanth, Caucasian said,

Everyone knows you Caucasians aren’t white. You’ve got “asian” in your name, after all! Minority!

Just had to copy this, as it’s, well, relevant on the birth certificate front at least. From a commenter on Alternet’s article on health care town halls. Sorry for the length, but it’s well worth a read.

PLEASE MR. OBAMA STEP DOWN VOLUNTARILY
Posted by: Captain Moroni on Aug 6, 2009
An email message sent to Mr. Obama this past week

I have written you twice during the last two weeks asking you to voluntarily step down as POTUS to avoid being forced to do so and causing race riots especially throughout the big cities of the USA. I warned, in these two messages, that the political noose was quickly being tightened around your neck.
This week, with the help of a number of friends in the international intelligence/special forces community, we now have an authentic copy of your Kenyan birth certificate. Within the next to two weeks, we will have an authentic copy of your original, long form, vault birth certificate housed in Hawaii.
Court technical games, buyoffs of Hawaii officials, and your “protectors” in the MSM can’t protect you against the special operations that have been created to obtain that birth certificate. There are too many men and women who are committed to protecting the liberties in the Constitution.
Once both these documents have been tested by a team of internationally recognized document forensic scientists, they will prove that they are the “real thing,” and the noose will be complete. Please voluntarily step down as POTUS

The other night while conducting my nightly prayers with “hatred” in my heart towards you, I suddenly had a total change of heart towards you. “Hatred” turned to sorrow for your eternal welfare. God choose me for His reasons which I don’t know to be an instrument in His hands to deliver you a message as you face the crossroads of your political and personal life during August. Below is that message:

“He has seen your stress and tremendous mental anguish. He has searched your heart and sees some remaining good that can be used for His cause.
The warning to you is that you’re presently following the dark path, surrounded with people who seek to use you for their own evil purposes. The prince of darkness is behind all these acts. To continue along this path will result in an inability to be forgiven by God both in this life and the eternities to come. Your legacy in history will become known as the “black Benedict Arnold.”
Now in contrast, if you place your total trust in God and turn from the dark side, while fully exposing and criminally prosecuting those who seek the destruction of the US Constitutional Republic and the creation of a Global Government, I’m authorized to promise you the following:
1. That God will physically protect you and your wife and lovely children from any harm from all elements of the dark side
2. That He will literally lead you by the hand each and everyday. He will provide you will the path you should lead as POTUS.
3. That your legacy will be as the “black George Washington,” being loved and respected by peoples of all races and creeds, not only in the USA but throughout the world. That you will go down in history as a man even greater that Abraham Lincoln

I realize that you don’t know me: that I could simply be a crazy religious fanatic. But… IF you will seek to talk with an open mind and heart to God out loud in very private place away from all distractions and people, He will certify to you that the message I bring is from Him. He will in His infinite mercy forgive you of everything you have done in the past. He will wipe the “slate clean.” You will literally become an instrument in His hands.

May you take my message very seriously,

Dr. Douglas W. Schell aka Captain Moroni
Retired Professor of Business

Wow. The integration of birther nonsense, militia fears of the New World Order, Mormon-like delusions of religious grandeur and Rapture-ready apocalypse rhetoric.

Also, a retired business professor, which means “someone who went to business school, but couldn’t hack it in business”.

BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!!!!

WE HAZ A BIG SAD THAT LIBRUL BLAK MAN PREZNIT IS STILL PREZNIT EVEN AFTER WE POOP OUR PANTS MANY MONTHS NOW!

WHY NOT GOD COME DOWN FROM HEAVN AND CHANGE OUR DIAPERS AND THEN MAKE LAWRENCE WELK PREZNIT AGIN?

L-O-HEEM!!!! Y HAZ U 4SAKIN US?

Finally, a nym i can call my own

Vaya, Sonia! I mean, Congratulations Madame Justice SotomayOR!
I am feeling hopeful about this country, which always leads to disappointment, but I mean to savor this while it lasts! Also. Here’s my birth surferticket: http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/64891c1a7256ebd963c219f80ed79710
(I don’t know how to do that magic-y thing you all do that makes the URL all pretty. Sorry. Also.)

I worekd hrd to be ablo to pretand to by rich! Fantsy my adres, labs!

“The Rapture”

The grandest conspiracy of them all…

Oh, also.

I’m sure God just loves getting these messages from people about hatred and shit. Sends a bunch of guys to profess love and peace, and two-thousand and ten years later, still motherfuckers sending him hate-o-grams.

Fucking work it out on your own, man. Or at least make bargains with the Devil. He’s certainly down with fucking wrath.

I’m surprised GWB aka “moroni” could write something that long.

Fucking work it out on your own, man. Or at least make bargains with the Devil. He’s certainly down with fucking wrath.

Submitted without comment.

And really. “We Won!!!”???

That’s like the turd being flushed yelling “I Float!!!”

This week, with the help of a number of friends in the international intelligence/special forces community, we now have an authentic copy of your Kenyan birth certificate. Within the next to two weeks, we will have an authentic copy of your original, long form, vault birth certificate housed in Hawaii.

Congratulations! You will have obtained irrefutable proof that Obama was born in Kenya and born in Hawaii as well!

Goddamn! Everyone posts while I’m sleeping/working! Why can’t the whole world just change to eastern Australian time? It would make everything oh-so-much simpler.

Que pasa, ese? I ever tell you I’m half-Mexican? Sheeeit yeah, chicano for life, Holmes!

Congratulations! You will have obtained irrefutable proof that Obama was born in Kenya and born in Hawaii as well!

They seemingly can’t help but doublethink.

I realize that you don’t know me: that I could simply be a crazy religious fanatic.

So close to self-knowledge, yet so far.

Oh, wingnutty goodness!

This week, with the help of a number of friends in the international intelligence/special forces community, we now have an authentic copy of your Kenyan birth certificate. Within the next to two weeks, we will have an authentic copy of your original, long form, vault birth certificate housed in Hawaii…Once both these documents have been tested by a team of internationally recognized document forensic scientists, they will prove that they are the “real thing,”

Isn’t the supposed release of the “original long form, vault birth certificate” proof that Obama IS a citizen? Why would releasing it aid their cause, rather than affirm that they are wrong? Are they assuming that the state of Hawaii would keep a false long form in their archives? As if there are “long forms” on file specifically to prove someone’s NOT a citizen?

Hilarious.

Are they assuming that the state of Hawaii would keep a false long form in their archives? As if there are “long forms” on file specifically to prove someone’s NOT a citizen?

People who don’t drive can get non-driver’s ID from state DMVs. Until about ten years ago, New York’s non-driver’s ID was a driver’s license with the words “Non-Driver” printed in the “Restrictions” area…so you had a card that stated both that it was for drivers but that you weren’t one. As you suggest, maybe these morons think the “long form” birth certificate will say that it is somehow not a birth certificate.

Ceci n’est pas une certificate.

OK, so not the biggest news in the world (SotomayOR!) but I like the idea that this represents the beginning of a trend line:

Three companies who run ads during Glenn Beck — NexisLexis-owned Lawyers.com, Proctor & Gamble and Progressive Insurance — today distanced themselves from Beck. LexisNexis has pulled its advertising from Beck and says it has no plans to advertise on the program in the future. Both Proctor & Gamble and Progressive Insurance called the Beck advertising placements an error that they would correct.

“Thank you for bringing this matter to our attention,” said John Michaels, Senior Communications Manager at LexisNexis in an email to ColorOfChange.org. “We have suspended further advertising during Mr. Beck’s program.”

From a colorofchange.org press release.

BTW, I’m white, I play the accordion, and I voted for Obama. Oh, and “Truth” can go spoon a goose.

Guess I gotta do it…..’Scuse mah fonGAHS!….shithouse troll, indeed.

I’m sure God just loves getting these messages from people about hatred and shit. Sends a bunch of guys to profess love and peace, and two-thousand and ten years later, still motherfuckers sending him hate-o-grams.

I betcha God has a REALLY GREAT piefilter, with real dancing badgers and everything.

I like how Cpt. Moroni asks Obama to voluntarily resign, then says God told the good captain that He will guide Obama to be the BEST PRESIDENT EVAR, like a black Washington/Lincoln combo but BETTER.

BTW, I’m white, I play the accordion, and I voted for Obama. Oh, and “Truth” can go spoon a goose.

Honey, is that you?!!

The right wing still has most of the power (read: MONEY)

True, Troofie, but YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!!!

How does it feel to be the non-paid lackey of the lord of the manor, you shitty little serf?