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Bill Maher nailed it when he said that Birthers couldn’t be convinced even if you
hand them in person the original birth certificate with the placenta, and have a video of Obama emerging from the womb with Don Ho singing in the background.
Want proof that they can’t be convinced? Head over to the alternate Freeperverse and watch their response to the discovery of the Australian birth certificate of David Bomford that was used to fabricate the Kenyan birth certificate that Orly Taitz has been running around waving like a reliquary filled with toenail clippings of the Virgin Mary.
Although some of the Freepers are having a troubling encounter with the fact that they’ve been duped by an elaborately transparent fake, the truly insane among them have concocted an awesome explanation: the real Kenyan birth certificate of Obama was used to Photoshop the fake Australian birth certificate of David Bomford and then inserted on the Bomford family genealogy site by Obama’s team of expert hackers.
Some favorite comments:
[104] Is This the Source of Obama’s the “Kenyan” Birth Certificate?
Nope, doesn’t appear so. The folds are in different places, so that kills it, IMO.
It being impossible, of course, for someone to print out the photoshop and refold it.
[144] [W]e are assuming that Taitz has a paper copy. Its [sic] one thing to build a photoshop document that looks almost identical to another. Its [sic] another thing entirely to produce that onto paper that looks to be almost 50 years old.
Ooh, yellow paper!
[157] I have read criticism of Orly. But…Geeze! She’s an inexperienced attorney with an on-line degree. Naturally, she is not going to be polished and will make naive mistakes. She [sic] likely doing many things for the first time.
Apparently there should be a handicapping system for lawyers so that those with on-line degrees have a fair chance of beating better lawyers in court. That way, even if Orly loses, the Birthers win by virtue of Orly’s incredibly high handicap and Obama must step down.
[160] Further, if the Kenyan BC were a fake, why is Hillary going to Kenya?
Why indeed? Presumably to track down the guy that signed the Kenyan certificate and do a Vince Foster on him. That’s why.
… and Obamacare is going to murder your grandma.
Same trash, different spiel.
And the fact that the document is signed by a dishwashing soap company, or whatever, is of no consequence in Freeperland?
Orly is a disgrace of an attorney she should go help ed hale find bigfoot.
Obama gave the birthers too much air by taking so long to release anything.
Obama released his birth certificate during his campaign. And if you think the birthers will be satisfied under any circumstances, you’re even dumber than you’ve already proven yourself, and that’s saying something.
OY.
Like I needed to see that pic, of a busy Tuesday morning.
Obama gave the birthers too much air by taking so long to release anything.
And when, pray tell, do the doctors expect you’ll be well enough to be released?
Breaking news: Obama’s vault-copy birth certificate has been found in a safety deposit box in the small Kenyan village of Oyga.
That’s right, the Oyga Vault.
did i say he didn’t release it during the campaign? his efforts to dispell the birthers have been minimal but anyone can do a little research and find that birthers have no claims
gave the birthers too much air
meanwhile, you suffer from a distinct lack of same.
The most amazing thing is that people are getting banned for stating pretty obvious facts (see the E/K controversy). Robert Cialdini talks about how cults recover from failed apoc(oli)(ulum) predictions and the same double-down psychology is apparent here. They will turn on Orly soon.
That’s right, the Oyga Vault.
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his efforts to dispell the birthers have been minimal but anyone can do a little research and find that birthers have no claims
So what is his administration supposed to do, given that it’s faced with trying to prove a fact to people who refuse to change their minds in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary?
Dan Rather just peed his pants laughing.
Of COURSE President Kennedy isn’t ACTUALLY taking orders from the Pope, but he’s only adding to the opposition’s argument by not proving that he’s not.
did i say he didn’t release it during the campaign
yes. you did.
You said “…taking so long to release anything”
“Anything”, as you used it, is an encompassing set, which would include things released during the campaign. Saying “I didn’t use those EXACT words” doesn’t make you Bruce Campbell.
This has been a short episode of “How Trolls Move the Goalposts and Morph Their Claims”. Jonah Goldberg is a Master of this Art.
provide the long form document
“… his efforts to dispell the birthers have been minimal…”
Why should he lower himself to these moronic idiots’ level? Hell, it’s in his best interest to let these bozos keep making their fellow wingnuts look as ridiculous and out-of-touch-with-reality as they are.
I can’t actually define “long form document”, I just think it sounds cool. Like “libertarian”.
I can’t wait for the scene that cuts between shots of Hillary Clinton clicking her heels across the marble floor of the Rotunda, and Joe Biden arriving at a crowded town hall. As a gunman takes down Joe in slow motion, the clasp on her briefcase fails, spilling out reams of evidence from Kenya that Obama is a fraud. The people around her scramble to help her collect the loose papers, freezing as the truth sinks in. Hillary stands serenely, a half smile on her lips.
OKAY! New thread, so here’s what you guys should check out.
Heard this on the radio this morning – someone’s working up a “grassroots” (*snerk*) movement in California (and wanting to take it nationwide) to require all legislators to read and understand any bill before they pass it. “It’s just common sense”, they say, “and we didn’t do this when nobody read the PATRIOT Act ’cause shut up that’s why”.
They claim to have supporters “from the far left and right to those in between”, but the whole thing just exudes the stink stink of wingnuttery, Libertarianism and the kind of “leftism” of Ron Paul adherents.
Anyway, the linky is http://www.honorinoffice.org/index.php – see what you think about it.
And the fact that the document is signed by a dishwashing soap company, or whatever, is of no consequence in Freeperland?
It all makes me want to enact the name of this dishwashing soap.
Oh shit, I forgot Nancy Pelosi.
he took too long to counter this bad movement that is just turning into the boy that cried wolf too many times, dispelling itself.
when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor. now be it bad evidence in this case, he should have just released the long form birth cert to begin with.
I did not say he didn’t release it during the campaign, he took too long giving the birthers more chance to fan the flames.
Hey Andrew, give back those talking points. I need them to bloviate.
didnt know they had talking points about birthers
The talking points among wingnuts who want to appear more respectable go: “Well, gee, guys, *I* believe he was born here [as though that were a matter of opinion], and all these birthers are crazy, which is why Obama should give their statements credibility by releasing his birth certificate, because I’m either too stupid or intellectually dishonest to know he already did that, not to mention two local newspaper birth announcements.”
he did not release the long form birth certificate, and he probably never will. and this birther stuff will die except for a few nut cases that think bigfoot is around
Obama is willing to give ’em enough rope…
…to run right off the cliff.
(zombies love to mix metaphors.)
(not to mention the Clash ref)
Yeah, why should he entertain them further? He supplied more proof than any previous candidate ever has, using a standard government document that is valid for ANY OTHER GOVERNMENT PURPOSE, and that more than settled it for any rational people.
Obviously, when I say ‘rational’, it excludes certain current shit-flingers.
he took too long to counter this bad movement
Kind of like NASA has taken far too long to release information disproving the Moon’s green cheese nature.
Obviously, when I say ‘rational’, it excludes certain current shit-flingers.
scuse my flinGAHs!
Since Obama has already responded, I think the burden now falls (or maybe FAILS) to the birthers to provide A SINGLE FUCKIN SHRED OF EVIDENCE that he is not qualified to be President. Other than a satirical photoshop job, that is.
Other than their inability to come to terms with an African-American in the office, I mean.
Happy Birthday President Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
he took too long to counter this bad movement
Just flush it.
he did not release the long form birth certificate
Seriously. Do you have any idea what this means? “Long form”? The fuck?
I mean, should we now require under wingnut logic everyone to fill out a full 1040 long form, ’cause OBVIOUSLY the 1040-EZ, while an official goverment document, isn’t good enough.
he took too long to counter this bad movement that is just turning into the boy that cried wolf too many times, dispelling itself.
This sentence makes NO FUCKING SENSE. If the movement has cried wolf, and discredits itself, and will dispel, why should he even bother to address it any further?
O right, I forget, it’s a LIBRUL CONSPIRUCCEY to make WINGNUTS LOOK CRA-ZZEEE!
So, what do you want me to do with the bodies?
I have this image in my head of Hillary dressed in a black-and-yellow leather speedsuit, katana drawn as she sidles up to a rotting Kenyan tenement, face obscured by shadow, eyes glinting, the soundtrack from “Kill Bill” playing softly in the background….
This sentence makes NO FUCKING SENSE…
Nothing it has ever written made sense. When did you eat his brane?
Obama released his birth certificate during his campaign.
Doesn’t make a rat’s ass of difference to these genetic bloopers whether he did or not … nor that neither Hillary Clinton nor Wet-Start McCain was willing to touch this crazy-train of fail with a barge-pole last year, despite their having a massive vested interest in seeing Obama go down in flames.
Just sit back & enjoy the clusterfuck … fresh popcorn is optional.
The reason that Obama has done so little to dispel these crazy, crazy rumors is that they help to distract people from the reality — that he is the Antichrist.
Birthers, the gift that keeps on giving.
Just like Obama just being there in the White House while being black and forcing them to shoot him in the face with a shotgun is a librul conspeeruhcy to make wingnuts look like violent racist wackjobs.
Off topic, but has Mickey Kaus been seen lately?
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120 goats missing in two counties
Posted: Aug. 4, 2009 12:08 p.m. (AP)
Juneau – Wisconsin authorities in two counties are looking for about 120 goats that have gone missing from two farms in recent weeks.
when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor.
Please tell me you’re the attorney representing the idiot who hit my car.
Please? I’m begging! I SOOOOOOOOOO want you to advise this clown!
when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor.
This from the troll who asked us to bookmark it?
when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor.
TEDISCO WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor.
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when evidence is brought against you, not responding doesn’t take to your favor.
When the evidence is laughable, it sure as hell does.
Look, I just had to go through mediation on a delinquent account. The other party got mad, talked out of turn, made unsupported accusation, tried to bring up new and irrelevant information… Now that I think about it, he was a little bit like Orly Taitz.
Guess who took the ‘Not Responding’ strategy? And guess who is getting paid?
Obama gave all the healthcare-reform critics too much air by taking so long to produce anything. His efforts to dispel the rumors that his health-care plan includes mandatory abortions for teens and death camps for the elderly have been minimal.
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David Bomford said,
August 4, 2009 at 19:32 (kill)
So, what do you want me to do with the bodies?
I’ll take two, if they’re fresh.
I know its not like you need any more evidence to disprove the theory that Obama was born in Mombasa. But if Ann Dunham had ever left the country to go to Kenya wouldn’t there be a record of it or evidence of any sort. She couldn’t have taken a flight after the 3rd trimester started so she had to be there for 3 months. I’m pretty sure someone would’ve noticed that but okay.
I’m GLAD nobody has read the Health-care bills.
Cuz there’s a LOONNNG section in there about free brains for zombies. And they are gonna come from dancing grannies, and cute kids, and fluffy bunnies.
Fresh, too.
At least that geezer Robert Byrd will be a pushover for Hilary. Literally, she will just push him over after Biden and Pelosi….
What about my rustic monol – um, crazy link?
I was wrong about the wingnut?
Anthony, you poor naif. Where did you get the ridiculous idea that Ann Dunham is the actual birth mother? There are no pictures of Obama crawling out from her alleged womb therefore and thusly Obama was actually conceived by a succubus and born by Mia Farrow.
I have read criticism of Orly. But…Geeze! She’s an inexperienced attorney with an on-line degree. Naturally, she is not going to be polished and will make naive mistakes. She [sic] likely doing many things for the first time.
I wonder why no lawyer with a real law degree would take the case. Askeert they’ll end up like a file-holding Chicago comptroller, no doubt.
Happy b-day Mr. President.
Oh, here’s a few choice grabs from fellow well-wishers at Fox Nation.
haron
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Hope he chokes on his brithday cake and it comes out that snobby nose of his.
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Where is he death certificate? I anxiously await its appearance. Long live sickle cell
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Birthers = the classy!
But if Ann Dunham had ever left the country to go to Kenya wouldn’t there be a record of it or evidence of any sort.
She went with the shooter on the grassy knoll.
That’s right, the Oyga Vault.
Mercy…mercy!
At least that geezer Robert Byrd will be a pushover for Hilary.
I thought the motor-operated pushover was named after Nancy.
Hope he chokes on his brithday cake
No, it’s the previous guy we had to worry about choking on things.
No, it’s the previous guy we had to worry about choking on things.
Larry Craig?
S’cuse MAH wide STANSS!
PeeJ –
Of course he’s not just born of a demonic muslim couple. He’s too evil for that it had to be a demonic lesbian couple.
No, it’s the previous guy we had to worry about choking on things.
I read on Saudi Urban Dictionary that “pretzel” is slang for Royal Family Cock.
Where’s that order of oily taters, anyway?
I swear, I’m going Galt on that waitress.
I read on Saudi Urban Dictionary that “pretzel” is slang for Royal Family Cock.
Must hurt when they pee.
I swear, I’m going Galt on that waitress.
Veiled bukkake reference
Didn’t you just know that electing a black man president was going to drive that cesspool of racist filth insane?
electing a black man president was going to drive that cesspool of racist filth insane
InsaneER.
And we just didn’t anticipate it being this quick or effective.
Birthers only help Obama. Nobody cares about the issue except for the crazies and they will never accept Obama as president. Let these guys run around forecasting the end of civilization. Republicans either have to agree and rule out any hope of winning independant voters or they disagree and lose the vigor of their largest subset of supporters (crazy people).
he took too long giving the birthers more chance to fan the flames.
Those aren’t flames. That’s Xmas tinsel and a fifteen-dollar fan.
Now, some claim Obama is the antichrist. Some say he’s only a lowly djinn. The Hawaii “birth certificate” is clearly a fake as it does not specify which.
Game, point and match. Checkmate. QE to the fucken D, Obots!
Birthers only help Obama. Nobody cares about the issue except for the crazies
And the cable news channels that can never pass up the “he said, she said” story arc of this sort of inanity.
I got a friend who’s using the birther stuff to screech about the Bilderbergers and the Council on Foreign Relations and the international bankers. It’s like some of the crazier stuff from Donna Kossy’s old “Kooks” book.
I asked him how come Hillary, McCain, Palin, etc., had given him a slide if he had a fake certificate, and he said that Hillary and McCain were both in the CFR. I asked him why the Supreme Court, the State Dept., Hawaii, and Illinois both said he was a citizen, and he said they were afraid they and their families would be killed.
It’s like the worst hand of “Illuminati” ever.
Game, point and match. Checkmate. QE to the fucken D, Obots!
Amen! Can I get a “Bookmark it, Libs”?
Huh.
I just found out Rachel Maines’ book “The Technology of Orgasm” has been made into a DVD-movie.
It now is, of course, on request for me at the library.
It’s like the worst hand of “Illuminati” ever.
The Freepers
Power 0/1
Weird, Fanatic, Conservative
(All four arrows point INWARD)
This is all a shit load of work just to build a transcontinental road I must say.
They really ought to come up with a new version of INWO. God knows, all the best conspiracy theories get churned up with Republicans are out of office, so maybe they should just plan on publishing new editions whenever a non-Repub is in office.
Hey honey, ready for me to pound your asshole bloody again tonight? That sure was fun last night. You got a tight one and moan like a good little faggot bitch.
No no, you will always be on the bottom.
That was beautiful, Troofie. Can I get that in an omnibus edition with “Bookmark it, libs” and your super-successful rumors about Obama’s daughters? You could call it “Leaves of Ass”.
This is far and away the most substantive and compelling argument the “birthers” have yet made.
Twoofie is homophwobic.
What a surprise.
No, one of the committees caught that. There’s still a provision, but you’re now getting birther brains.
It’s a starvation tactic snuck in by the anti-zombie lobby.
No, just a mouthy top. Gives a lot of dirty talk to make up for his microdick and give the proper cues.
“You like that?” = “It’s in. Please notice or pretend to notice.”
dammit.
It’s cuz the zombies can’t pony up 1.4 million dollars A DAY to buy Congressman, isn’t it?
DAMN these ragged old pants with no pockets!!
At least he doesn’t have to suffer the double indignity of being fucked by a French guy.
Speaking of zombies and the Japanese, anyone familiar with the movie “Stacy”?
It’s about lil’ Japanese schoolgirls turning into flesh-eating zombies, and you know they’re infected when they start getting all perky and charmed by flowers and sparkly things. And there’s a TV commercial for a big pink Hello-Kitty-style chainsaw to kill ’em with.
DAMN these ragged old pants with no pockets!!
PRO ZOMBIE TIP:
Strip the next victim and check his pockets for change
That’s right, the Oyga Vault.
I heard that’s administered by Porter Goss’ sister, Misha.
Zombie, you obviously need to zombify more congressmen. Sure, you’ll have to kill their brain slugs first, but brains need a little salt anyway.
Hmmm
Someone sounds like they really need to come out of the closet
Troofie’s lustful advances toward Tintin are rather awkward to say the least.
Oopsie. Pardon my pawning.
Troofie, if you want to ask Tintin for a date, don’t use the dialog you heard in the gay porn you watch. Try something more romantic.
Hey honey, ready for me to blah blah blah, generic closeted gay winger fantasies blah.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
What is it about Tintin that so set’s Troofie’s loins to burn with forbidden desire, I wonder? His debonair Frenchness? His phunky-phresh P-shop skillz? Maybe his amusing use of the toilet motif?
And what prevents Troofie from simply admitting to himself that’s he’s smitten, of bursting forth from his closet of shame and letting the world know about the love that dare not speak its name? That he engages in these kindergarten antics merely out of a desperate desire for some hawt French fag fucking? Stinging memories of the rebukes from the last object of his obsession, DrDick? The pain and shame of micropenis? The fear of his inbred Bible-humping mother throwing him out of her basement for good this time, screaming that blow-up sheep were bad enough but this is simply unacceptable?
Like so many of the Great Questions — Why Are We Here?, What Does it All Mean?, Why is There Always Room for Jell-O?, What Kind of Sad-Assed Fuckwad Spends All Their Time Trolling a Comedy Blog at Which They Are Perpetually Slapped Around Like the Inane Twatwaffle That They Are? — its probably best left to the philosophers to ponder.
OneMadClown, can one make use of a blow-up sheep if one is afflicted with micropenis? Do the sheep come in a variety of sizes? (Heh… she said “come”…)
One can try Marion, one can try.
Twat Waffles…not just for breakfast anymore.
the prob, OMC, is that I believe Tintin has too much class and taste to provide our Poor Truthie with teh release he so badly needs and desires.
It’s a shame, really, but Troofie will have to content himself with rough trade videos.
Leggo my Tweggo, Thorlac.
INANE twatwaffle, Thorlac.
Companion to Humorless Dildo.
I do agree with you, my fine zombie friend, Tintin undoubtedly has higher standards than Troofie. I just think that if Troofie can admit to his secret desires for Tintin’s forbidden fruit, it would be a lot healthier for him, maybe even start him down a path of self-discovery and towards being less of a universally reviled douche. If nothing else, it’d have to be healthier than free-basing Cheeto dust and angry masturbation.
And please don’t eat my brain.
INANE twatwaffle, Thorlac.
Companion to Humorless Dildo.
Sausage inna bun! Two for a dollar, and I’m cutting me own throat!
Twat Waffles
I like mine with sliced banana.
Sausage inna bun! Two for a dollar, and I’m cutting me own throat!
Oh ZOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Dinner!
Unfortunately, my floppily shod friend, even admitting to his deepest desires won’t help, too much. It MAY make him less abusive.
But as others have pointed out, his rage and self-esteem issues need therapy and, likely, medication. And even then, he’ll still have little more than Cheetos and angry masturbation.
NIGGERS!
Jeepers, time for nym-jacking already? where DID the day go?
You could set a watch by this doofus. It’s like it’s timed to , o I dunno- maybe a medication schedule?
Question I have, is this behavior at teh beginning or the fading of the dose?
So isn’t Bill Clinton groveling to the North Koreans a blatant act of appeasement?
the prob, OMC, is that I believe Tintin has too much class and taste to provide our Poor Truthie with teh release he so badly needs and desires.
Why should he waste the energy when there are so many Sadlynauts trying to do it for him?
Seriously, guys, is jizz seasoned with the sharp tang of Cheetos and failure really *that* delicious?
So isn’t Bill Clinton groveling to the North Koreans a blatant act of appeasement?
Troofie: wuss, North Korean or both?
Seriously, guys, is jizz seasoned with the sharp tang of Cheetos and failure really *that* delicious?
What are we supposed to talk about? How mikey never shows up anymore?
The trolls no longer control the conversation. Some people respond, even good eggs like D-KW. but the threads are no longer derailed like they used to be. At least until I manage to get everybody talking zombie, that is.
I KNOW someday Tintin is going to fuckin disemvowel me.
It’s cuz the zombies can’t pony up 1.4 million dollars A DAY to buy Congressman, isn’t it?
Can I interest you in our innovative new Rent-a-Rep program? They’re surprisingly affordable!
At least until I manage to get everybody talking zombie, that is.
it’s all about the zombie, isn’t it?
it’s all about the zombie, isn’t it?
Haven’t you ever SEEN a zombie movie?
We end up taking over EVERYTHING. Shambling, congregating, swarming….
We end up taking over EVERYTHING. Shambling, congregating, swarming….
The zombie is the Jew of liberal horror filmdom.
This made me smile, as I learned in school at the age of eight how to take a piece of new white paper and yellow and prematurely age it.
The liquid we used for this magical process?
Tea!
Irony is a sweet, sweet mistress.
In the same way that “going for a hike on the Appalachian Trail” is a new shorthand for “off to go see my mistress”….
“Orly Taitz” is now the new shorthand for “angry rightwing sore-loser coupled with mind-numbing incompetence and pitiful naivete”
She went with the shooter on the grassy knoll.
I read that as “grassy gnoll”. You can tell I read too many Lord Dunsany stories at an impressionable age.
The zombie is the Jew of liberal horror filmdom.
That would be “Der ewige Zombien” from 1940.
At least until I manage to get everybody talking zombie, that is.
I got your Zombie Language reference right here! Cuttin’ me own throat!
Thread needs more veiled Dibbler references.
Smut, this thread has two already. I can add another for a dollar, but I’d be…
The zombie is the Jew of liberal horror filmdom.
Following the Protocols of the Elders of Prion, no doubt.
Speaking of zombie movies…
I KNOW someday Tintin is going to fuckin disemvowel me.
Dude, Ive BEEN disemvoweled by Tintin–I got caught up one of his mad, passionate disemvoweling purges one heady night last winter–I think it may have been his very first time. i was totally innocent of course but somehow that made it more savage, the way he was whipping that thing around with wild abandon not caring who he was eviscerating–man was that magic! And let me tell you all, that boy is most definitely NOT a bottom!
(Oh an PS, Tintin, please, please I’m begging you do not disemvowel again, oh please!!!!)
The Protocols of the Elders of Prion
Awesome.
I know it’s a really fucking minor point, but how do you have a “Republic of Kenya” birth certificate two years before Kenya became independent? These people are not even fucking competent as clowns.
OMG LOL. WND thinks that maybe just maybe it says “Republic of Kenya” because in the interim between being declared independent in 1963 and constituting the republic in 1964, Kenyans might have gone around calling themselves a republic anyway and this document is dated February 1964. Well, nice try, but Kenyatta didn’t amend the constitution until June, and Kenya was most certainly not issuing “Republic of Kenya” birth certificates on account of still being a monarchy!
I don’t know about all of you highly organized cats, but if I had to produce my birth certificate, I’d be fucked. Or my Social Security card, which I ran through the wash a week after I received it as a teenager.
Luckily, New Hampshire is a great state, some would say the finest in the Union; they have a handy online application form you can fill out to get a certified New Hampshire vital record. Hawaii’s process is very slightly more complicated, but only to the extent of having to make a phone call.
Which Obama presumably did.
What chaps my sack in all of this is the amount of strenuous effort being put into this non-issue by people who have revealed themselves to hate the niggaz so much they are trying to make Obama into an un-person. They can’t bear the idea that he’s American, let alone in public office. They can’t bear the idea he’s even human.
Now they have a new avenue for this lunatic vendetta: defeat public healthcare. It’s almost like having the election all over again, and this time, if they stop meaningful reform, the coon loses. It’s even worth it to fuck themselves over, if it means Obama loses face.
Wolverines!!!!
OneMadClown, usually appeasement involves giving someone something, you dang old juggalo. Or I guess Kim Jong Il might have orchestrated this just so he could meet Bill Clinton.
Namejacking moi, Troofie? You shameless flirt.
well, you must confess OMC, you were asking for it with the big red shoes and suspenders and all.
I guess its true, ZRM, every winger’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
every winger’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
I remember ZZ Bigtop
“ZZ Top are back in town”, as the smartass guard at the Van Gogh Museum announced this morning when I presented my ticket. Just wear a
fat-suitbeard and dark glasses to themallart gallery and everyone feels free to remark on the fact.Also, Vondelpark on a hot afternoon. Big girls in small bikinis. Smut has simple tastes.
Also, no end of dudes rolling up what is call the Camberwell Carrot, because it was invented in Camberwell and it looks like a carrot. These were tending to make them very high.
I thought the motor-operated pushover was named after Nancy.
Dude. I am experiencing such a crush on you right now for bringing that reference up.