Way back (in the year 2003,) we wrote The Dickification of the Western Female (inspired by Kim Du Toit’s Pussification of the Western Male.) Little did we know at the time that our post would in turn inspire another reply, A. Meeba’s The Genitalization Of The Western Amoeba:

Now, little clones in grade school are suspended for playing protozoa and Blue-green algae, paramecia and plankton, and all the other familiar variations of “good guy vs. bad guy� that helped them learn, at an early cellular age, what it was like to have decent amoebae hunt you down, because you were an edible organism. Now, amoebae are taught that violence is bad – that when a parasite breaks into your membrane, or threatens you in the local water drop, that the proper way to deal with this is to “give it what it wants�, instead of taking a hunt-and-seek protein to the rascal or absorbing it dead where it swims.

We’ve been told that A. Meeba, or people associated with it, are now blogging at ParrotLine. And as luck would have it, they’re writing about Dean Esmay (in a friendly, non-nuts kicking sort of way.) They’ve even got a Keyboard Kommando Hierarchy. So you should go check them out — we’re still recovering from the move and stuff.