Not bad.

How about “I got mine, Jack, and I’m going to enjoy watching you try to get yours now that I’ve rigged the game”?

Taken from Sarah Silverman’s guest appearance on Mr. Show during the Blow Up the Moon Sketch: “We’re Earthlings, let’s blow up earth-things!”

Or, for that matter, any line from C.S. Lewis, Jr.’s songs.

Precisely!

This is somewhat related to the Christian Right’s political view. They feel good about their government, unless its leaders or its policies reflect their ideological worldview. For example, they want giant tablets of the 10 commandments on City hall lawn. They want prayer in schools. They want abortion banned. They want God-chosen born-agains in the top offices.

When those in government promote separation and tolerance, they are ACLU moonbats, Marxists, fascists, and illegitimates.

If South Dakota had banned abortion (which it almost did), the citizens supporting the ban there would have felt better about themselves, even as terminations would probably increase in nearby cities in Iowa, Minnesota, and Illinois. At least fetuses wouldn’t be dying on the sacred ground of SD.

“They DON’T feel good about their government, unless its leaders or its policies reflect their ideological worldview. “

But why can’t he just go ape shit over college football like very other jerk off. Every once and a while some one gets hurt badly.

Krauthammer’s beanie could probably be modified or turbocharged or something to give it enough power to launch Charles into orbit so he can conquer the moon himself. Small step for man, short ride for wingnut etc.

Just this one thought. As obscenely perverse as it is, and as discredited as “neoconservativism” has finally been recognized as, these fuckers are still all over the fucking place. A great many of them at the policy level.

Call me an appeaser of psychopaths, but in the quest for this mythical pony glory, “Mars, bitches!” is way better than “Tehran, bitches!”.

Oh, my motto suggestion:

I have “no” “direct” financial stake in corporations which will benefit from the course I’m suggesting.

Government should create myths instead of happiness.

If it makes me feel goodbrave, then youothers should do it.

Too much personal accountability in the original.

If it makes me feel manly, then others should do it.

See also: Their freak-out over Obama’s pitch/jeans at the All-Star Game.

See also: Their freak-out over Obama’s pitch/jeans at the All-Star Game.

Or blowing up 100,000 Iraqis for the hell of it.

I don’t think you can replace:

“I hate everybody who isn’t a white male billionaire”

with anything else over the long term for a repig slogan.

I only get my rocks off when you’re shooting.

If they adopted it
“If it makes me feel good, then you should do it.”

At least some of them would have to pursue the legalization of porn featuring underage girls.

How about an official moonbat slogan?

“Barbara Boxer pandered to a black man and got her ass handed to her”

or

“Obama’s science czar Holdren is a totalitarian fascist who advocates forced abortions”

or

“We here at Sadly, No! ignore silly things such as the above in favor of exchanging recipes and talking about PENIS”

take yer pick

But why can’t he just go ape shit over college football like very other jerk off.

That’s how I get my vicarious thrills out. Much healthier than starting wars.

“If it makes me feel good, then you should do it.”

Can they tap that out in Morse code?

If so I think at least one of them would go for it.

Shorter Krauty: “You Die So That My Erections Remain Stiff.”

The new neocon slogan, right up there with “Do As I Say, Not As I Do”, which should be emblazoned on a gold plaque above every Republican party headquarters.

It’s the oldest story in the world by the way, see combat, gladiatorial. Ruling classes have always liked having others do combat while they watch, ever since there have been ruling classes.

I daresay if peace is declared in the Middle East in our lifetime, the front page of the New York Times will feature a huge photo of Krauthammer sobbing into a handkerchief, with the accompanying headline (and title of Krauty’s editorial on the subject), “No More Boners!”

“Larry Craig takes the hindmost.”

Hi, Booger! Why no Xtranormal vids lately?

It’s the oldest story in the world by the way, see combat, gladiatorial.

To be more accurate, any ruling party provides bread and circuses to keep the poor masses, who are frequently-starving and frequently-restless-enough-to-revolt, entertained.

In the “old days” this was very important as the rulers could be overthrown via simple force of numbers. The weapons available to the elite were the same as the weapons the masses had.

Now it’s not so true, as one ruling elite has the power to mow down millions if they get too restless, as long as they have brainwashed pawns (AKA, repig voters) to kill their fellowmen. To make that easier, their felowmen have been demonized by the elite and drug addict radio hosts.

At work we have a Faux News obsessive, I’ll call her Betty. Betty was all in a twitter about “Your Messiah Obama ogling teenagers” the other day and she was just extra special pleased to announce ‘and there’s photographic proof!”.

hehe, I would like to personally thank Rupert Murdoch for the look on her face when I showed her the un-edited footage. Priceless. Thanks for the material!!

“Obama’s science czar Holdren is a totalitarian fascist who advocates forced abortions”

The Murdochification of the Republican party continues at a rapid clip.
Go Mad man, go!

here’s one said

Hi troofie! Still fapping to pictures of mooseburger? Hope your (tiny) stiffy doesn’t “quit” on you!

Haw haw haw

norbizness: The blow-up-the-moon sketch stands out as one of the great cultural achievements of the 1990s.

“Obama’s science czar Holdren is a totalitarian fascist who advocates forced abortions”

Somebody’s been huffing the spray paint again.

Via the Krug-Man:

The American Conservative Union asked FedEx for a check for $2 million to $3 million in return for the group’s endorsement in a bitter legislative dispute, then flipped and sided with UPS after FedEx refused to pay.

For the $2 million plus, ACU offered a range of services that included: “Producing op-eds and articles written by ACU’s Chairman David Keene and/or other members of the ACU’s board of directors. (Note that Mr. Keene writes a weekly column that appears in The Hill.)”

And also:

For years, the Heritage Foundation sharply criticized the autocratic rule of former Malaysian prime minister Mahathir Mohamad, denouncing his anti-Semitism, his jailing of political opponents and his “anti-free market currency controls.”

Then, late in the summer of 2001, the conservative nonprofit Washington think tank began to change its assessment: Heritage financed an Aug. 30-Sept. 4, 2001, trip to Malaysia for three House members and their spouses. Heritage put on briefings for the congressional delegation titled “Malaysia: Standing Up for Democracy” and “U.S. and Malaysia: Ways to Cooperate in Order to Influence Peace and Stability in Southeast Asia.”

Heritage’s new, pro-Malaysian outlook emerged at the same time a Hong Kong consulting firm co-founded by Edwin J. Feulner, Heritage’s president, began representing Malaysian business interests. The for-profit firm, called Belle Haven Consultants, retains Feulner’s wife, Linda Feulner, as a “senior adviser.” And Belle Haven’s chief operating officer, Ken Sheffer, is the former head of Heritage’s Asia office and is still on Heritage’s payroll as a $75,000-a-year consultant.

Now it’s not so true, as one ruling elite has the power to mow down millions if they get too restless, as long as they have brainwashed pawns

Sure it is, the circuses have just shifted to “sports” but they’re still in large stadiums that even look like the original, and people spend hours, years, not to mention billions of dollars talking, thinking, and being distracted by it to the exclusion of all else.

I deliberately left out the bread and circuses aspect for that reason, there was that, but also an aspect where the rulers loved the entertainment themselves. Some of the emperors of Rome were there every day, couldn’t get enough. People like Krauthammer are certainly interested in war for its distraction purposes (we have always been at war with East-whatever-the-fuck-I-decide-is-evil-this-week-sia), as exemplified in this article he’s also got his Julius up for the sheer manly thrill of watching himself. Which is definitely part of why gladiators existed.

You can’t make a freedom omelette without cracking some skulls.

Welcome on the big bus.
One of the central problems with the NeoConClownCarCrew has been their need to steal the ‘glory’ of others, while following the draft dodging tactics of Rush, Gnewtster, etc.
Combat remains a lousy way to interrupt a liberty call… ask anyone who has been in the hostile fire pay zone… When the neoCons get that part, they will also start worrying that they have a large logic bomb ticking, since they want GI’s to die for mere civilians… and they are not sure they want to do the math on that one.

exchanging recipes and talking about PENIS

Your wish is my command.
PENIS.

I would like some bread and circuses from my ruling elites, because right now I have been getting neither.

“Those about to die should salute me!” sounds like a good neo-con mantra.

advocates forced abortions

Merely “advocating” forced abortions? Big deal. For implementing them you need some Republicans.

I don’t think you can replace: “I hate everybody who isn’t a white male billionaire” with anything else over the long term for a repig slogan.

Not until inflation changes “billionaire” to “trillionaire”, anyway.

I used to think it was “fuck you, I’ve got mine”, but really it’s “fuck you, a couple of old white guys got theirs”.

Not until inflation changes “billionaire” to “trillionaire”, anyway.

Pronounced, per Slumdog, as trill-on-air.

Instead of obsessing over some stupid non-issue that’s bound to go away after two days like we do at AoSHQ, you libs talk about farts. Thus proves my moral superiority over you.

“Those about to die should salute me!”

Is really quite excellent, with a slight edit perhaps:

“Those who are about to die, salute me!”

Ultimate neocon mantra:

“FUCK YOU.”

“Unwinnable” is a state of mind.

“I’m rich. Isn’t that enough for you peasants?”

“Those who are about to die, salute me!”

I thought about that construction but it possess a bit more bravery than is in evidence.

the “should” should be intoned with a slighty nasal whine…

“…basically it comes down to getting a vicarious thrill out of seeing other people act heroically in dangerous situations.”

Bingo. More generally, they want to watch other people behave boldly, brashly, defiantly, *even if that’s not the best way to behave in a particular situation*. According to them, for example, Obama should’ve come out with a full-throated speech in favor of Moussavi’s supporters. Would that have been the best way to help them? Would that have been the best approach for American interests in the region as a whole? Who cares? All that matters is acting cocky. (See also John Bolton, George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, etc., etc…..)

If South Dakota had banned abortion (which it almost did), the citizens supporting the ban there would have felt better about themselves, even as terminations would probably increase in nearby cities in Iowa, Minnesota, and Illinois.

You know what is nowhere near South Dakota? Illinois.

Sooooooo, let’s see:

Bush is Preznit for 9 months but he’s still “settling in” so he can’t be blamed for the death of thousands;

Obama is President for 7 months and the fact that he hasn’t fiXXX0R) the economy yet proves he’s a failure.

Another possiblity for the mantra: “Heads we win, tails you lose”.

I have a slogan, but I’m only posting it if you send me $2,000,000 USD. Otherwise my slogan will shipped via UPS to Ace.

I like Crowley’s version better – “Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Law.”

Well, there’s always the old standby, “OK I’m in, pull up the ladder.”

“You’re not me so you get fucked over.”

Other people’s property is theft.

You forgot the corollary:

“Why the fuck do I have to do stuff I don’t want for the sake of other people ? Get lost!”

“If it makes me feel good, AND ONLY DARK SKINNED PEOPLE DIE, then other people should do it.”

Fixed.

I actually support space exploration, but Krusty makes me have doubts. Then again, there’s no reason to heave Capt’n Kirk wannabes to Mars when you can send robots in the first place.

here’s one said,

“We here at The Corner ignored shit for eight years such as the malign neglect and incompetence in favor of exchanging handjobs and talking about STAR TREK”

Figg’d.

The work’s all yours, the glory is mine.”

God the world would be such a better place if Krauthammer, Kristol, Cheney and the rest of the gang had just worn costumes or painted their face in the endzone of NFL games- same thrill, no death.

It’s outrageous that this humor blog contains mostly humor. And trollery.

It makes me feel good to spread outrageous lies about Democrats, so other people should do it too.

You know, when I was a kid you had to travel 6 hours, one way, in the snow to get an abortion in Sioux Falls. If you lived west river, you might as well drove do Denver. I don’t think Rapid City did abortions, but I could be wrong. So, fuck it, you might as well have went to Illinois if you had a relative there.

Rusty Shackleford @ 18:33,

You may have won the internets on this day, but sometime in the future, when the POOP core of my mighty PENIS joke cannon has been rebuilt from the rarest bits of comedemantium – then my time will come.

BwahahhHAHAhahahAHHA!!

TE OCCIDERE POSSUNT SED TE EDERE NON POSSUNT NEFAS EST.

There’s a sucker freedom fighter born every minute.

“If it makes me feel good, then other people should do it.”

…except when it comes to sex. When it comes to sex, if it makes me feel good, then NO ONE else should be able to do it.

I, for one, support going back to the moon. In fact, I think we should colonize. Moreover, I believe we have the ideal colonists in Mr. Krauthammer and associates. After all, they hate the fact that they have to deal with people “not like them”. If we moved them all to the moon (darkside, natch) they wouldn’t have to accommidate non-wingnuts and we wouldn’t have to put up with their whining and the possibility they could get back into power and screw things up again. Sounds like a win-win to me, and we’d be back on the moon!

“How do you expect me to fap if poor people aren’t bleeding?”

To be posted at all border crossings: Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch’Entrate.

Lasciate Ogni Speranza Voi Ch’Entrate.

“SCUSE mah deMONS!”

OT: Against all odds, TiDoS publishes a responsible and even somewhat funny appeal to reason; is taken to task by commentors who note that guns are safer than surgery, driving drunk, and lightning, and accuse him of writing a “stupid hit piece on firearm ownership.”

dammit, now I have to read Dante’s “Inferno” again.

Hey, actor, you ever read Niven & Pournelle’s Inferno? If you ignore the wingnuttiness (pretty easy to do, actually) it’s a pretty good book.

You know, when I was a kid you had to travel 6 hours, one way, in the snow to get an abortion in Sioux Falls.

Luxury! Now of course in my day, we had it tough……

Niven & Pournelle’s Inferno?

Robert Ford and the Cameros were the best modern touches. Otherwise…give me Dante.

Robert Ford and the Cameros were the best modern touches. Otherwise…give me Dante.

I liked the giant diamonds in the Circle of The Hoarders & Wasters and the punishment of Hammurabi. It’s also amusing to envision the Doughy Pantload running around the Second Circle flapping his arms and whining.

I suppose that’s the whole point of Hell, as Robert Anton Wilson once pointed out – amusing yourself by coming up with appropriate ways for those who have annoyed, inconvenienced or troubled you to be shit on (sometimes literally) for the rest of Eternity.

On a t-shirt Brad’s slogan could be on the front and “I like to watch” could be on the back.

I kind of like “sic semper tyrannosaurus rex,” which loosely translated means, “remember what eventually happens to dinosaurs.”

Hey, actor, you ever read Niven & Pournelle’s Inferno?

No. After Lucifer’s Hammer, Footfall of the Gods, and the moronic Kzin series, I lost faith.

No. After Lucifer’s Hammer, Footfall of the Gods, and the moronic Kzin series, I lost faith.

Inferno’s about the best of the Pournelle collaborations, but yeah, the sux.

I forget who he did the Fleet Of Worlds/Juggler of Worlds with, but those weren’t so bad. Not reaching their potential, but not bad.

How about just:

“We Suck”

Snappy, no?

My precious new internet is not amusing me at the rate I would prefer.

The “totalitarian” meme is the most bizarre one for me. I get what they mean (once you understand that in wingnut “freedom” only means “freedom to make money”), but I think with the average person, “totalitarian” has a lot more to do with tapping phones, extraordinary rendition, and torture than with suggesting you eat less Chee-tohs.

Re: Niven/Pournellgraphy, I couldn’t even bring myself to read Fallen Angels.

SF fans save the world. I don’t think so!

You know, if nothing else, the references in N&P’s Inferno are a lot easier to understand.

Especially with me not being a student of Renaissance Italy.

It gives more men a chance to become Supermen.

My precious new internet is not amusing me at the rate I would prefer.

Quick! An intervention! Rusty is turning into Cornfed Wankee!

Quick! An intervention! Rusty is turning into Cornfed Wankee!

Allez armes, citoyens! To the squarsh patch!

Rusty is turning into Cornfed Wankee!

Grill, 50 calibre, and c.

I think the more traditonal way of stating the neocon motto is:

“Let’s you and him fight!”

I’m sure someone already mentioned this, but whosgotthetimetolookupshitcertainlynotmenosirree:
Isn’t Brad’s slogan a corollary to or simply another version of “If I don’t like it, it must be objectively bad”?
I’ve known many an arrogant fuck in my life and this is the one thing they had in common – the belief that their own personal preferences and peeves should become / were already general rules. So yeah, the slogan works. How about a translation into Latin, so that it looks respectable and shit?

Neocon philosophy:

My mouth writes the checks on your ass’ account.

“Get your child out of my lifeboat!!”.

It’s no fair that those who risk their lives for the nation get to be remembered as heroes, while we only get no-bid contracts.

“What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine and what’s theirs is mine and it’s your job to go over there and get theirs for me”

Semen and babies don’t mix.

Expanding NASA, planning another manned Moon or Mars mission, could easily take the place of War for our M-I Complex.

There is plenty of opportunity of graft, nepotism, shoddy work for billions of dollars, really really dangerous habitats (bad electrical wiring in Iraq could be replaced with defective air locks in the “Moon Dome”).

Also, although none of the Space missions to date have sent actual pallets of US Dollars worth Billions to the moon, Mars or Venus, they certainly could do so, if required. Of course the fatalities would number in the 10’s rather than thousands or millions, but we can’t have *everything* after all.

Semen and babies don’t mix.

You have to put it on the “frappe” setting.

I think we can simplify even further.

“viaticus quod penis”

Or perhaps it should be argentum et penis, or something, my Latin isn’t remotely good enough.

Ohhh.. “Panem et penis” has a nice ring to it! If you take it to refer to “bread” as in money it kind of works..

using “et penis” may or may not be gramatically correct, but it is nicely euphemistic.

“Other people’s needs and desires? Psh!”

“Panem et penis” has a nice ring to it!

The new restaurant franchise to take the place of the defunct Brew Burgers.

Also, veiled circumcision reference.

According to the wonderful “Latin Profanity” article: “The Latin word penis itself originally meant “tail”. Cicero’s ad Familiares, 9.22, observes that penis originally was an innocuous word, but that the meaning of male sexual organ had become primary by his day. Once it acquired its sexual sense, this sense tarred the word and made it unusable for anything other than the sexual sense; thus penis became the standard medical and scientific jargon word.”

I agree. Some of the neocons benefit from arms spending, and all of them benefit on the pundit circuit agitating for war or the bullshit du jour. But in the end, their ideology makes very little sense, and they’re astonishingly dumb and dishonest. Their belligerence is so clearly destructive even to American interests it only ultimately makes sense as an expression of deep, dysfunctional psychological need. We should just let them play Risk, Napoleonic minatures and video games, and lock the door.

Song for Republicans: Cheez-Its, take the wheel.

Expanding NASA, planning another manned Moon or Mars mission, could easily take the place of War for our M-I Complex.

There is plenty of opportunity of graft, nepotism, shoddy work for billions of dollars, really really dangerous habitats (bad electrical wiring in Iraq could be replaced with defective air locks in the “Moon Dome”).

But they don’t get to blow up brown people !

Here is a question.. Name me a neocon policy or fantasy which doesn’t boil down to being all about money, and/or penis. Their money, other people’s money, their penis, fear of/lust for other penises, concerns about comparative penis size, or what they or others do with penises.

Putting it into latin gives it a semi-transparent varnish of respectability and tradition, which is exactly what neocons attempt to do with all of their bullshit.

Here is a question.. Name me a neocon policy or fantasy which doesn’t boil down to being all about money, and/or penis. Their money, other people’s money, their penis, fear of/lust for other penises, concerns about comparative penis size, or what they or others do with penises.

Ted Turner gave the “inside story” on the real motives behind repigs’ desires back when he donated $1 billion to the UN. He called out his fellow billionaires and said that they should all give $1 billion to the charity of their choice, and then the pecking order wouldn’t get disturbed of “I’ve got more billions than Joe so I’m better than Joe”.

IOW, the whole thing driving these monsters to make more billions, thereby sucking said billions off the table from the average Joe, or breaking laws and starting wars to get said billions, is because of their ego needs.

It is probably the most disgusting phenomena of history – and remember that it for millenia.

You know, apropos of both PENIS and the sockpuppet last night, y’know what I hate about pharmacy?

Fillin’ Viagra and Cialis. God, you want creepy? Cialis patients. AI-YI-YI.

And 75% of the time it’s not even old guys so much as late-middleaged men who you KNOW are Republicans trying to “keep active”, you might say. (*eeeechhhhh*)

Fuck, I DREAD Viagra going generic. Can. You. Imagine.

Fuck, I DREAD Viagra going generic. Can. You. Imagine.

They should just put it in appropriate foods, the way the army used to put saltpeter in food for the reverse effect.

“Lucky Charms – now with Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Greene Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Purple Throbbing Penises”

i’m a homicidal maniac, but don’t want to do the heavy lifting or the time for the crime, so i’m going to send others to kill and be killed, and make money on it in the process, because you don’t like america like i do

sock-puppetry-of-the-penis works for the family values(less) crowd
(to take from king kot above and the unknown person who i 1st heard it from)

If it wasn’t for HIPAA laws, I’d be able to amuse myself by announcing “YOUR VIAGRA IS READY” over the P.A.

As it is, I just give ’em the raspberry behind their back and fight the urge to shout “MINE WORKS JUST FINE, CHUCKO!!”

D.N. Nation:

Xtranormal has eliminated it’s free “Playgoz”. Instead, it takes a few elements from each tier and puts them in the free section, while everything else costs a membership. Ergo, Aloysius Teh Sadlynaut Clown is behind the firewall.

It just ain’t no fun without him. No other character captures the essence of the Sadlynauts better than the clown.

Changing the subject, I’d like to see a Sadlynaut/Acehole meet up. That would be a trip, wouldn’t it?

It is probably the most disgusting phenomena of history – and remember that it for millenia.

What is really disgusting is that it has been going on for millenia. I know that all the “everything is JUST LIKE GREECE AND ROME” stuff gets tedious, but at least in this respect the similarities to the late-republic/early-empire period are startling.

Rich assholes take control of the government, use the military to invade other countries to loot their wealth, rinse, and repeat. Eventually their country becomes a patchwork of mega-estates populated by the super rich and their servants. Everything is imported. Poor people and foreigners are paid to serve in the army. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

King Kot:

Try addressing them as “Sir”, but putting a slight pause before the word. It can convey contempt in a very effective manner. You could probably also do a lot with an insincere smile, as long as you time it right. Read the prescription, THEN put on your best customer service smile.

I know if I had your job, I would probably make a game out of humiliating them.

Or, for that matter, any line from C.S. Lewis, Jr.’s songs.
PERELANDRA THE MUSICAL.

when the POOP core of my mighty PENIS joke cannon has been rebuilt from the rarest bits of comedemantium
Shirley you mean ‘congohelium’.

I don’t have a good neocon slogan, but every time I see Charles I know exactly what a kid spawned by Frankenberry and Count Chocula would look like.

Especially with me not being a student of Renaissance Italy.
FECK YOU THEN YOU NON-PERSON.

FECK YOU THEN YOU NON-PERSON.

That’s as good as any so far.

Shirley you mean ‘congohelium’.

Rataplang, kid-nork.

Ok, I haven’t read through the thread so if someone got here first, forgive me, but here’s what comes to my mind when I try to crystallize “neocon worldview”:

I can imagine a world without hate, a world without war. And I can imagine us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

(with thanks to Jack Handey)

Rataplang, kid-nork.
I shudder to think what Teh Fool will have to say about the crazy fugues and improper melodies of the Bezirk.

I thought that was where you were going with that, Smut.

I’m sure though Troofie would think “the Bezirk” was that talking video game.

“I am …. Notso Fierce”

PENIS

“Lucky Charms – now with Pink Hearts, Orange Stars, Yellow Moons, Greene Clovers, Blue Diamonds, Purple Throbbing Penises”

Dad???

Aw, Walter Cronkite has died.

Walter Cronkite has died

And that’s the way it is.

Shit.

Live Vicariously or Die!

Neo-loons are deeply ignorant fucks and they have no idea what they’re talking about most of the time. They also have a compulsive need to diminish anything that takes real effort or involves real risk to protect their swollen, tender egos. Go to war? Sure, it’ll be easy! Another moon shot? No problem! Why not go to Mars while we’re at it? Hey, why hasn’t someone fixed the economy yet, how hard could it be?

By making all of these undertakings easy, they can keep wallowing in their ignorance and assure themselves that they could easily go to war or land on the moon or fix the economy if only they could be bothered.

Damn. Cronkite was an actual newsman. Literally a dying breed. May he RIP.

Damn. Cronkite was an actual newsman.

Makes me wonder if some wingnut is going to savage his reputation because he wasn’t just a stenographer, ergo he was a DFH.

The country is just a little bit stupider because of his passing.

MY SLOGAN IS: USA FOREVER AWESOME UNTIL MY DEATH, LIBERALS ARE TRAITERS HANG THEM HIGH

LIBERALS IDOLIZE WALTER CRONKITE BECAUSE HE WAS ANTI-WAR, AND BIASED TOWARD THE LEFT

STOP CLASS WARFARE IT DOENS’T HELP, THE WEALTHY EARNED IT AND CREATE ALL THE JOBS

COME ON, LIBS, NOBODY WANTS TO DEBATE ME WITH FACTS, THOT NOT YOU’VE GOT NONE

COME ON, LIBS, NOBODY WANTS TO DEBATE ME WITH FACTS

No, but I’d be happy to beat you about the head and shoulders with a humorless dildo.

The parody troll schtick has diminishing returns. Time to navigate over to “tetrapod zoology” and nerd out.

Current neocon slogan:

“I am NOT irrelevant!”

“tax-cuts or GTFO”

Patriot : api trot tap riot

All of nature talks to me.

I AXUDENTLY SPELED “CAPS” “FACTS” OOPS LOL GRAAAAHHH

“ALL YOUR CORPORATE BASE ARE BELONG TO US”

Another Kiwi said, All of nature talks to me.

Feline fine, Another Kiwi??

Or perhaps NOT!11one!1!

This thread has PENIS, but no recipes. What gives?

I’M MAKING FRIED RICE WITH HAM AND PEAS AND CAROTS BUT YOU LIBS ARE TOO STOOPID TO EAT IT WITH A BROKEN PLASTIC FORK SO YOU GET NOTHING BUT A HUMOURLESS DILDO IN YOUR NETHER REGIOUNS…

If Michael Huynh were a regular, he could post penis recipes.

“9/11 – NEVAR REGRET!”

No,thunderpants, see that’s a culchural reference, see. Hah! Not about cats at all ha ha!!one!!1

Lady Doctor Missus Marita said,

July 18, 2009 at 4:36

This thread has PENIS, but no recipes. What gives?

We traded them in for more cowbell. And PENIS!

Egg in the rice, Mikey, or scrambled on the side and added? Always a conundrum for me.

Also, too, poop. Also.

I canNOT believe mikey pulls the humorless dildo rather than the BUTTOCKS.

Thought he was strictly a BUTTOCKS man.

Kraphammer in particular, and neocons in general, need to read this article. In short, it says that the secret of a happy and successful life is a good night’s sleep followed by a morning shit.

Absolute poetry.

no slogan, but a definition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sstDwKTCpM

from 19:56 to the end

Ppp…

Poo..

PPpooo pppooo

Poop

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“Only the little people pay taxes.” Attributed to Leona Helmsley

“Only the little people have to obey the laws.” Cheney & Alberto Gonzalez

“Only the poor people die in ‘Murikka’s glorious wars.” Every chickenshit neocon ever

it says that the secret of a happy and successful life is a good night’s sleep followed by a morning shit.

Followed? Why not do both at the same time?

More PENIS recipe. Illustrated.

Just be careful of where your PENIS comes from.

Kaus Wept.

Wingnut philosophy:

“I want you to cash checks I can’t write.”

“You don’t need a safety net in space!”

“That’s why you’ve got to be careful about this rhetoric, we’re only going to tax the rich. You know who the–the rich in America happen to be the small business owners. That’s what that means. Just remember, when you’re talking about, oh, we’re just going to run up the taxes on a certain number of people — first of all, real rich people figure out how to dodge taxes. [Laughter.] And the small business owners end up paying a lot of the burden of this taxation.”

GW BUSH 2004

OH. MY. GOD.

For those Markie Post fans… this. This.

OH. MY. GOD.

For those Markie Post fans… this. This.

There are some things man was not meant to know.

The one and only long-term policy goal which the Republicans, as a whole, have steadily and continuously and tirelessly pursued for seventy-five years is Tax Cuts for Millionaires.

All this other stuff you all claim as the Republican Party’s motivation, I think you’re all wrong. I think all that stuff is window-dressing and double-talk, deployed in order to win votes from dumb, over-excitable non-millionaires. All that windy inanity in Krauthammer’s column, for example, is aimed at readers to promote the Republican Party and get its candidates elected, but get serious, you don’t really believe Charles Krauthammer actually gives a damn about manned interplanetary space flight, do you?

Millionaires being a minority, the party that represents them has to offer something to the masses in order to ever win any elections, but look at the record. How many of those various items in their official platforms which were specifically targeted toward prole right-wing activist groups (gun nuts, Mexican-haters, homophobes, fetus worshippers, racists, etc.) have they ever actually delivered when they had got hold of legislative majorities? Conversely, when in the last three decades has any new Republican administration on either the state or national level not immediately enacted tax cuts for millionaires as their very first priority?

Sarah Palin’s Sand Eel Cocoa

All you do is get sand eel and put cilantro and cinnamon on top of it before cocoaing it. That – putting those seasonings on top – is the secret. Pickle the meat, then put it on top of some flatfish nose. Put Fiore Sardo cheese (at all grocery stores, make sure to get this Fiore Sardo cheese too) over top of it. Put it in the microwave for 180 seconds. You can add to it whatever you want. Some people put a layer of string cheese on it and just eat it like that. I chop up cream of coconut, soya milk and nut and put them on top, as well as Everett’s ferret badger whisker. WARNING: You will never be able to order ordinary sand eel at a restaurant or bar ever again, as they simply won’t measure up to the ones you can make at home.

I for one am concerned by the lack of fresh egg yokes with pine nuts, orange water, pomegranate juice, Colossine sugar and cinnamon in RB’s recipe.

It’s not just people, it’s certain people, libtards!

What you don’t get is that expending the lives of people who signed up to possibly expend their lives is the proper use of those lives.

I mean, it’s not like I want the locals Elks club taking on the Somali pirates or something.

(Note to self: Stoke fears of Elks Club by showing doctored film of elk being shanghaied by evil-looking negro persons. Possibly wearing Obama masks. Monastically chanting “Death To Matlock.”)

It’s all about proportionality and utility, folks. Sure this kind of shit costs a ton of money. That’s why it has to be so dangerous. And how can you possibly measure danger without a body count?

Plus, they also signed up to wear like totally super-cool uniforms. Those duds come with a price tag, people. They allow people like me to use them as playthings in my fevered imaginings of a global dystopia run by cash and cruise missiles.

I mean, it’s not like I can just imagine the horrible bloodshed fantasies I need to get La Petit Napoleon to stand at attention.

Look at the article I just wrote! I’m a fucking idiot!

So smarten up and get it right, you smug dickheads.

It’s: “If it makes me feel good, then those people should do it.”