Nice Work If You Can Get It
Posted on July 7th, 2009 by Tintin
“How much would you pay to have Bill Kristol give you shit in a men’s room?”
Shorter Bill Kristol:
Bill Kristol, Washington Post
Panicked Over Palin
- Maybe Palin will get the GOP nomination for 2012. And, then again, maybe she won’t.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
nothing, just shove the little cowards head down the pan repeatedly….
and flush…
No way Kristol looks that dapper. Except for the head, I could almost believe that’s a human being.
Kristol: What are they so scared of?
It’s possible that Palin’s vacuous idiocy may be contagious, even fatal.
An ebola of the mind.
It’s possible that Palin’s vacuous idiocy may be contagious, even fatal.
Vacuuous idiocy sucks you in.
Even the Lunch Lady has dreams, kid.
Even the Lunch Lady has dreams, kid.
Yeah, yeah… what’s the soup today?
The fact that Kristol is paid to spout his b.s. is proof of something, and it’s not good.
This reads like my old choir director making a twisted little face and pretending he didn’t hear the double-entendres in whatever inane piece we were singing. As in:
“I don’t see why the Reps are scared of Palin! I don’t see anything wrong with her, except for maybe she’s a bit stupid, and that never stopped W”.
Meanwhile Dems everywhere are saying “oh please run, oh please run, oh please please please…”
The fact that Kristol is paid to spout his b.s. is proof of something, and it’s not good.
To quote George Hull, ‘There’s a sucker born every minute’?
Billy is oh-so-carefully walking back his earlier gushing appraisals of Palin. He sounds like a man backing away from a growling, foaming dog with a wild look in its eye.
scroll troll is out early today.
[Tintin says: Not anymore. Deleted. Banned]
Jesus, there is this iceberg dangling above my head.
exGovernor Mother Sarah Palin has no further need for the GOP. Nor it for her. She has an excellent chance of being drafted on the first ballot, worse case scenario 2nd ballot, on the Dominionist Party ticket as Rep. Tom Tancredo’s running mate. We expect her to be subservient to her man, but in that incorrigible lipstick on a she-wolf way of hers. Grrrrrrrrrr.
-RPTH
@tintin – thanks! Of course, it was sorta interesting reading Sarahcudda’s blathering acceptance speech again in light of her epic FAIL as governor.
The fact is, despite a rough campaign in 2008, Palin has been (for what it’s worth at this stage) a co-front-runner in polls of GOP primary voters for 2012, along with Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee.
OMG! Kristol is…Gary Ruppert!!!!
Bill Kristol at the karaoke bar:
So this ain’t the end – I saw you again today
Had to turn my heart away
You smiled like the Sun – kisses for everyone
and tales – it never fails!
You lying so low in the weeds
Bet you gonna ambush me
You’d have me down on my knees
Wouldn’t you, Sarah-cuda?
Back over Time when we were all trying for free
Met up with porpoise and me
No right no wrong you’re selling a Song – a name
whisper game
If the real thing don’t do the trick
You better make up something quick
You gonna burn it out to the wick
aren’t you, Sarah-cuda?
“Sell me sell you” the porpoise said
Dive down deep to save my head
You… I think you got the blues too.
All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools -silly fools!
In any case, this is the same GOP establishment that rallied behind first-term governor George W. Bush in 1997-98 and then propelled him to the nomination in 1999-2000. Had Bush accomplished more than Palin at that point?
No. And look at how well that turned out for the GOP!!!
Had Bush accomplished more than Palin at that point?
He’d sent a lot more men to their deaths than she had.
Oohh. Iceberg gone. Hanx.
Victory through equivocation!
My dad was a combat vet, and I’ve always been impressed by the tontine that publishers have for their children. Each child must be gainfully employed by some other publisher regardless of aptitude, as long as that newspaper exists. Whether its Kristol wanting to kill american soldiers in some misbegotten corner of the world or the the inheritor of the WashPost auctioning off “access” to lawmakers, these nepotic dauphins to the necrotic newspaper industry serve a vital public interest. Without them, the newspaper industry might survive.
Bill Kristol, not even going to let us poke fun at him, since he’s doing a bang up job hisself.
Umm, because it’s plainly obvious? Well anyways Billy-boy, what do you got to follow that up with?
WTF?!? Look the media is allupons about how Quitter Sarah has quit – which is the exact opposite of how they treated Blacky Hussein X – therefore Super Sarah is going to capture the Presidency just like Kenyan McMuslim did.
Hey Bill, let me write a paragraph for your next column – it’ll be just as irrefutable!
Arggllle Blargle! Blart Blart! Loquacious sea monkey wallows indefinitely – patriotism! PENIS.
@jek
You know, my dad was a combat vet, too, but I don’t use it as qualification for everything I say. WTF?
Obama and Palin are equal. About the same time in high office, and they both gave one good speech.
Why was BO fully qualifiedan but not Palin? Same record for Palin in 2009 that Hopey had in 2005. One good speech each.
I bet Palins acceptance speech at the convention really pissed off you libs, btw. Nothing makes libs angrier than a conservative woman or conservative minority, especially if they are from a small, rural town in flyover country!
How strange that Kristol neglected to mention the critical role he played in making Palin a major player. Musta slipped his mind for some reason.
If you have an anti-mainstream-media and anti-GOP-establishment bone in your body, it’s hard not to root for her at least a bit.
Ummm….no. I have many bones in my body that are both anti-mainstream-media and anti-GOP, and it’s not hard to not root for her. Then again, I’m not insane.
Loquacious sea monkey wallows indefinitely – patriotism! PENIS.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Wow, a new sockpuppet so fast!
Obama served for several years in the State leg. of one of the most populous states in the nation before being elected to the US senate. Palin? Mayor of a town of 6,000. Obama graduated from Ivy League schools (leaving aside what you think about that training) as a lawyer. Palin graduated as a mass comm major after attending 6 schools! Obama speaks in measured tones and has a point. Palin? Word salad. Obama has written two books. Palin? she played high school basketball. Obama organized an effective presidential campaign. Palin? She said “yes.”
Totally the same!
I think so — except that her own party’s establishment fears and even loathes Palin, while the Democratic establishment wasn’t set against Obama.
Funny, Kristol must have slept through all of 2006 and 2007, when the coronation of Hillary by the Democratic establishment was thought to be a fait accompli.
Ok, I’ll stop cut and pasting snippets of the idiocy now. There’s simply too much of it there – it’s a smorgasbord of FAIL.
“Obama speaks in measured tones and has a point”
Uhhh….uhhh…you know..where’s my teleprompter? Bill Ayers, help me!
As for education, Biden graduated near the bottom of his class as a fucking history major from University of Delaware. Yet he’s qualified?
Yet he’s qualified?
WTF? Okay Barry’s unqualified because he don’t got the years of being in elected office and Biden’s unqualified because he don’t got the prestigious schoolings but Palin is teh awesome? Make up your fucking mind.
Palin is unqualified because she has, time and again, demonstrated herself to be a brainless magalomaniac. Case fucking closed.
it’s a smorgasbord of FAIL.
Careful – there’s no sneeze guard.
Uhhh….uhhh…you know..where’s my teleprompter? Bill Ayers, help me!
Time for a Change
Dunce. Obama needed no teleprompter to whip McCain in three pressure-packed debates on national television. Not to mention the dozens of debates he participated in during the primary season. But go on and cling to your delusion if it helps you get through the day.
WTF? Did St. Ronnie use a teleprompter? Yes. So has every speaker who speaks for more than 10 minutes at a time. Grow the Fuck up!
I don’t care whether someone uses a teleprompter if they have substance behind their words. Idiot.
BTW, Biden also graduated from Syracuse with a law degree, FWIW.
Here’s a video of pops:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHlp2vMyknQ&feature=related
You are correct, Arguing. I only wish TIDOS Yankee and the rest at RedState understood you.
demonstrated herself to be a brainless magalomaniac
With myriad ethical and legal problems hanging around her neck like one big albatross or a grenade belt. You choose.
Well on your side, Biden certainly has the “brainless” part down and BO is a raging magalomaniac with a budding personality cult and lap dog that would make Kim Jung I’ll jealous.
[Tintin adds: “Kim Jung I’ll”? Do you ever even read a newspaper? You can always, you know, check the spelling of difficult names in Google before you piss all over yourself in public.]
How strange that Kristol neglected to mention the critical role he played in making Palin a major player.
Eggfuckingzactly. From Dan Quayle’s chief of staff to Sarah Palin’s DC patron– dude can pick ’em can’t he? Also hilarious? Kristol opining on the “GOP establishment” as if he were talking about other people.
Kristol is the textbook example of how the right wing thinks today – the whole column is all about whether she’s popular enough to gain support of the adoring crowds – nothing about the CONTENT of her message and what it might mean if put into practice. And nothing about her competence.
She might be popular enough to be elected! Yeah, so’s Britney.
It’s clear he hasn’t even thought about how she’d actually do the JOB.
“BTW, Biden also graduated from Syracuse with a law degree, FWIW.”
Once again at the bottom of his class. Ooh, THE Syracuse!? How prestigious! Not.
Alaska is “flyover country”?
So Biden, a half wit moron whose major as an undergrad is just a notch above basketweaving at a third rate public university and still managed to graduate at the bottom, and then barely graduated from a Third Tier law school is smart and qualified, but Palin is not. Sure.
[Tintin adds: Before you call Biden a “half wit [sic] moron” you might want to (a) learn how to spell Kim Jong Il; (b) learn what hyphens do; (c) work on your commas, like the one missing after “law school,” and (d) not randomly capitalize words in your comments.]
lap dog that would make Kim Jung I’ll jealous.
Hey, lay off Bo. He’s adorable.
‘But if she wears their scorn as a badge of honor, comports herself with good cheer and personal dignity, studies up on national issues and takes the lead in selected debates on behalf of conservative principles against Obama administration policies, she has a shot.”
Well, Bill’s been wearing scorn as a badge of honor for quite some time now so he ought to know. When are the men in white coats going to finally pick up this crazy man?
False equivalency troll is falsely equivalent.
“Flyover Country” is a culture, not a geographic location.
tintin: Still got that disemvowelbulator dealio?
So Biden, a half wit moron whose major as an undergrad is just a notch above basketweaving at a third rate public university and still managed to graduate at the bottom, and then barely graduated from a Third Tier law school is smart and qualified, but Palin is not. Sure.
Any way you cut it, Palin is less qualified than they are. If you posit that what you said about Biden is true, it’s still better than Palin’s actual academic record.
So stick with that, Troofy.
If you were an honest conservative you’d rather have a competent, non-crazy person leading your party.
Alaska is flyover country if you live in the Yukon and commute to Kamchatka.
Let’s say you’re choosing between two applicants with the same experience but one of them is stupid . . .
but Palin is not. Sure.
Listen up jackass. I’m assuming that you’re now taken the side that years of experience don’t count for anything – so I expect to never hear from you about Obama’s qualifications ever again. Anyways – assuming your preposterous notion that thirty years in the Senate counts for zero, YOU ARE STILL WRNOG.
Five schools in five years, swapping majors like trading cards. Or are you going to tell me that the colleges Sarah went to are far and away better than Syracuse Law because they’re more Heartland-y?
Did St. Ronnie use a teleprompter?
You know, I’m just going to call him President Amyloid Plaque from now on. At least he had an excuse. What was Dubya’s?
And Biden vs. Palin – at least Biden finished what he started. Palin can’t even manage that.
Address my Blart, libs!
Actually, it really pissed of us, Troofy. Kinda sorta why she lost.
Regardless, I don’t give a shit about their degrees or lack thereof. The woman is deranged. The thought of Bomb Iran JiSM3 having his finger on the button was frightening, but way less so than the idea of Sarah Palin crafted US foreign policy.
Hey Troofus; Have you noticed that Sadly No! has more posters than ever at the moment? Have you noticed that all the threads are moving along at a rollicking pace just recently? Have you noticed what the change was?
Here’s a hint… Bedlum. Arkham. Asylums in general. And Car crashes. And circus freakshows… Yup, people will pay to see the insane, will gawp at hideous accidents, adore watching people completely freak out…
Now guess who the entertainment this week was. Guess who, instead of driving people away from Sadly No, have encouraged hundreds of new posters to stay and watch someone go quite literally batshit insane
Yes, Troofus/Changus…. it was you
Now tell us again about how Palin is more qualified than Biden, even though Biden right now is Vice President of the United States. And Palin just resigned before she could finish 1 term of a much lesser role, thus ensuring she’ll never be Vice President
And Barack Hussein Obama is Your President of the United States. For another 3 and a half years
Bookmark that!
And don’t worry, I bookmarked your comments about Palin and there being no scandal to come… she’s started threatening bloggers with being sued now… the Truth is edging closer and closer to daylight… bet it’s eating you up inside knowing any moment now, any moment you’ll be revealed to be so completely wrong again…. but it’s over Troofus. It’s over even if you are too dumb, angry and slow to accept it just yet.
AHAHAHAHAAAA!
I’d say that Joe Biden, who has an actual law degree, was first elected Senator in 1972 and subsequently reelected six times, and who has chaired the Foreign Relations and the Senate Judiciary Committees, is more qualified to be VP than Gov. Quitter Mooseburger McSnowbilly, who started and then quit, what, five or six community colleges before finally completing a BA in PR or whatever, then quitting her city-council job to run for mayor, which she then quit to run for lieutenant governor, finally landing a governor job, which she is now quitting. Yeah, I’d say so.
I’d say that Joe Biden, who has an actual law degree, was first elected Senator in 1972 and subsequently reelected six times, and who has chaired the Foreign Relations and the Senate Judiciary Committees, is more qualified to be VP than Gov. Quitter Mooseburger McSnowbilly, who started and then quit, what, five or six community colleges before finally completing a BA in PR or whatever, then quitting her city-council job to run for mayor, which she then quit to run for lieutenant governor, finally landing a governor job, which she is now quitting. Yeah, I’d say so.
Central to my point this is.
Holy Jesus, Bill Kristol is humping a dead dry horse.
And I don’t mean Bristol…
I sometimes think Troofy wishes he hadn’t said “address my post, libs!” Every time we do, his fail is so massively evident.
Indeedy.
And until she fails there is no way to tell if their claims are true. But I was still totally down with having her tested by catapulting her into the Oval Office if McCain had been elected and then died of a stroke.
If she’s as foolish, erratic and even nutty as her critics claim, then of course she’ll fail.
Never mind she repeatedly insists on quitting anything before the inevitable fail happens.
Mr. Kristol has a rich fantasy life, doesn’t he?
n any case, this is the same GOP establishment that rallied behind first-term governor George W. Bush in 1997-98 and then propelled him to the nomination in 1999-2000. Had Bush accomplished more than Palin at that point?
Did Kristol forget Bush had already served a full term as governor by ’98, when he was reelected to a second term? He also served until Dec 2000 before being sworn in as president in January 2001. If Kristol thinks that doesn’t count for much, Bailin’ Palin’s half-assed, half-served first term has to count for less.
“Biden certainly has the “brainless” part down”
Don’t be so jealous, troofie, if you work hard you’ll have people saying the same thing about you in no time at all.
So, someone who graduated from law school is less qualified than someone who couldn’t finish her undergrad degree at the same school in 4 years, and is about as suited for law school as a rabid yak would be?
Bookmark it, folks, the Great Conservative Freakout has officially begun in this thread.
Address my post, cons!
And Biden vs. Palin – at least Biden finished what he started.
Yep. Serial quitter. Ultimately, that’s why it doesn’t really matter where Palin goes next. She’ll quit that, too, once the new job smell wears off.
Tintin, I had auto formatting on. So bite me, asswipe.
[Tintin adds: Not even if you finally took a bath, cleaned yourself up down there, and wore a condom.]
So Miss Moosestew leaves home for college, stays one semester and can’t handle it, so she goes back home to community college for two semesters. Then she took time off studyin’ for her pageant work, but it paid off with a scholarship.
So she now she goes back to a real four-year school, but she can only handle two semesters, and she’s back home at the community college again. Finally she gets it together and goes back to the big city of Moscow, Idaho, and finishes her BA.
Lots of kids have a hard time adjusting to life away from home. Lots of kids have a hard time dealing with the discipline of study. And lots of families have a hard time paying for tuition and room and board.
But it sure looks to me like Sarah applied herself a lot more to her pursuit of her Miss Congeniality crown than to her BA.
Of course, Tintin, you would rather get into a spelling flame war rather than face up to the fact that Hopey’s economic policies have been a waste of taxpayer dollars and an utter failure, even using his own economic forecasts.
Remember when BO told us all that unemployment would pass 8.5 percent by 2010 if we didn’t pass the porkulus? It is 9.5 percent now.
People who have done the helium-balloons-attached-to-a-lawnchair stunt should also have a chance to compete and make their case.
g: Plus, IIRC, Falin’ Balin’ Palin lied about being Miss Congeniality, according to the young woman who says SHE was actually Miss Wasilla Alaska Congeniality 1984 or whatever really important VP qualification it was. Failin’ Bailin’ Tale-in’ Palin.
Tintin, I had auto formatting on. So bite me, asswipe.
There’s that famed Conservative logic and rationality we all know and love!
But tell me… How does auto formatting not only insert a wayward apostrophe, but change “Jong” to “Jung”?
Bookmarked this thread, asswipe!
(PS. President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden. Governor of Alaska… Well, it won’t be Sarah Palin soon, will it? She bit the bullet!)
Hey, Troofy, instead of POing the mods, why don’t you own up for that bogus quote you attributed to me? And by quote I mean quotes, because you screwed it up royal twice.
I am convinced, though, that she should have a chance to compete and make her case.
If only she had the opportunity to make her case to a national audience. Perhaps followed by some sort of referendum or plebiscite.
Let’s say you’re choosing between two applicants with the same experience but one of them is stupid .
If you’re a conscientious, concerned, christian conservative, you hire the one with the biggest tits.
Hey, from Eschaton (remember that place, freakshow?) this lovely link from ABC News;
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/story?id=8016906&page=1
But hey, I’m sure she could make one, if she ever had got into the White House, and just force people to stop looking into her ethics. Which she now never will get into.
Ho ho ho!
Subjective Thread Rating
Kristol: Check
Mother of Bristol: Check
Trollery: Always
Drollery: Ditto
Win: Inevitably
Bonus Points: “Kim Jung I’ll” (snerk)
Overall Rating: Four FinGAHS!
Of course, Tintin, you would rather get into a spelling flame war rather than face up to the fact that Hopey’s economic policies have been a waste of taxpayer dollars and an utter failure, even using his own economic forecasts.
You’re a fucking moron. It’s been less than six months. How does underestimating the colossal impact of baby George and the Republican’ts destructive policies indicate that he has failed? Is it maybe just fucking possible that Obama actually prevented even worse economic decline?
But God forbid that you admit that. You’d rather see your fellow Americans suffering than concede an ideological point–this is conservatism in a nutshell. I’m starting to believe that the estimated percentage of sociopaths in this country is way, way too low.
I take it this is the gathering place where mindless creatures whose brains were sucked out when Mommies tried to aborted them the first time around and failed.
[Tintin adds: At least we wouldn’t write “tried to aborted them.” ]
Four?!? WTF?!? Was it the mandatory deduction for not enough PENIS?
Excrete my POOP, libs!
Five FinGAHs = One Fist — we’ll reserve that for truly EPIC threads.
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[Tintin adds: It’s a comedy blog, nitwit, not a debating club.]
I think my favorite moment in the column was the following:
For one brief moment, you can see Kristol edging towards self-awareness, towards the sense that he, too, might be one of these incompetent “GOP operatives.”
The his “born on third, thinks he hit a triple” sense of self kicks in — Irving Kristol’s boy is no mere operative! — and the notion is swiftly abandoned in favor of further advertorial commentary on Palin’s increasingly questionable behalf.
“Flyover Country” is a culture, not a geographic location.
I have that as a tattoo. On my HEART.
I was also going to have it on my colon, but I had to try to aborted that effort.
Palin on ABC:
“I don’t need a title to be the one to usher in what it is that needs to be done in our state or our country.”
Palin conceded many people are still confused about why she made the decision to leave office.
“You know why they’re confused? I guess they cannot take something nowadays at face value,” Palin said.
So a private citizen with no authority is going to “usher in” exactly what, now?
I used to work for a pompous asshole who love to use that construction “what it is that…”. He was always talking about “what it is that we do.”
And I like the slap at ordinary people, Alaskan and Americans, who are confused – we don’t take things at face value “nowadays.”
…where we do…what?
Troofy: Still waiting on that Michael Moore correction. Perhaps you’d like to consult with the Department of Law.
So here’s the truthful answer: there hasn’t been any. Except possibly, as Krugman says, the stimulus wasn’t big enough.
Next.
Bookmark this, libs! When I try and drown out your threads on your own boards with threats, copy-pasted spam or just incoherent LLLLLLLL rage, that’s polite, acceptable discourse!
When you try and disemvowel me after years of threats, copy pasted spam, incoherent LLLLLLL and multiple bans I have evaded by constantly seeking new proxies to barge into somewhere I’m not welcome and don’t like…. That’s evil, immature censorship!
However, what would you expect from someone who takes their name from one of Barack Obama’s memes…. no wait… hang on a moment, I’m clearly suffering from irony deficiency, I need to go chew on my Third Reich memorabilia a while…
“You know why they’re confused? I guess they cannot take something nowadays at face value,” Palin said.
Oy. No, we’re confused because WE COULDN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE YAPPING ABOUT.
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Sarah Palin said, “Every mom that we know multi-tasks. I’m gonna keep working extremely hard but I am looking forward to having my kids by my side more, without getting criticized for having the kids by my side.
So now she says she’s criticized for having the kids by her side. And she’s going to work hard doing….what?
“I’m extremely happy,” she said. ““I know that I know that I know that this is the right thing for Alaska.”
Yes, that’s the exact quote. We’re happy, too, Sarah.
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STILL waiting, Troofy. But go ahead, keep making oh-so-timely France insults.
Palin interviewed by Fox
“Most candidates, most public officials get to look into a camera and say, ‘you better leave your hands off my kids,'” she said. “Well I haven’t been able to say that. And that double standard that’s been applied, that’s been a little bit frustrating.”
Shit, woman, that’s ALL you’ve been yammering for the past six months.
At some point, Charles Manson will start to look good to Republicans because he had followers.
In the meantime, no one seems to worry about <a href="http://mapaghimagsik.comicgenesis.com/d/20090707.html" the fate of poor Alaska</a:
well that was odd.
the fate of poor Alaska
re: Department of Law.
This sums up GOP mentality completely. They actually believe that there is a government body with the purpose of throwing out ethics complaints. Ummm, even if she did manage to call it DoJ, imagine her surprise when she finds out that it’s suppose to investigate complaints as opposed to sending the name and address of the complainant to the Re-Education Squads.
My dad was a combat vet, and I think that Bill Kristol is correct when he says its too soon to judge temporarily-Governor Sarah Palin political future. All we know for sure is that she will be a former sportscaster, former mayor, and a former governor. We don’t know all the formers that Destiny has in store for Sarah. Speaking of stores, Sarah is a former shopper at Sax, too.
STILL waiting, Troofy. Tick tock, tick tock
It’s like this, Troofie.
You get a bucket of water ready to throw on a fire to put it out. One of the best professional firefighters in the world says, “there’s not enough water in that bucket to put out that fire.” But you had filled the bucket with as much water as you could get at the time, so you throw the bucket on the fire. If it doesn’t put it out, what do you do? You throw on another bucket. And another and another until the fire goes out. What you don’t do is figure, “if one bucket of water doesn’t put out the fire, I will conclude that water is a failure at putting out fires!”
And then blame the fire on the guy throwing water on it, instead of the guy with the matches and the gasoline who started it.
That is insanity.
department of law
Hell, that ain’t so bad. Reagan thought the “War Room” from Dr. Strangelove was real.
Five schools in five years, swapping majors like trading cards.
Don’t be such an elitist about it. It wasn’t because she was dumb. Rather, it was only because the professors got tired of Mooseburger’s poor performance on the jism-rinsing test that
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Sarah, you ignorant slut!
Take the Obamas, for example. They say, “hands off our kids”, and you know they mean it because they don’t let the media talk to, interview, photograph or otherwise bother their kids. The Clintons in the White House did the same with Chelsea. (Unfortunately, the Bushes were handicapped in this sense because Jenna and not-Jenna insisted on going out in public and making asses of themselves.)
Sarah-the-Quitter wants it both ways (as usual). She wants to use her spawn as political props and human shields, but wants the media to leave them alone. Also.
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So a private citizen with no authority is going to “usher in” exactly what, now?
It’ll be the “Not-Joe The Not-Plumber” and “Not-Governor Palin The Not-Winner” summer tour. Coming to a town near you soon!
Heeeeere, Troofy Troofy Troofy! Heeeeeeeere, Troofy Troofy Troofy! Still waiting!
Who’s going to tell Troofie that Tintin (the one with the cowlick) isn’t French?
FINE, Michael Moore, I was wrong. 100% wrong. Absolutely wrong. USDA Grade-A levels of wrong. I was wrong about your quote, wrong about the election, wrong about everything. I’m a strange, bitter troll who can’t show up to the party without messing my pants…early, and always. The list of things I’ve been hilariously wrong about is too long to get through without offing yourself through laughing, Roger Rabbit-style. And yet, time and again, I get back off my duff and try again, knowing that I’ll always, always, always be ham-fistedly wrong about anything and everything.
High government spending and high taxes isn’t water on fire, its gasoline. Especially when you are already running massive deficits.
“You know, Paul, Reagan proved deficits don’t matter,” – Dick Cheney, 2002
Toofy, you really don’t understand how business and that job stuff works, do you?
Blgn, Frnch, whtvr. ll th sm t m.
Obama’s had about as much time in office as one semester of school. Toofy thinks that once you pass a bill in mid February, the “help wanted” sign goes up next weekend at the Hot Dog on a Stick stand down the street. And since they aren’t hiring a third shift for lemonade squashing right now, Toofy’s certain the stimulus isn’t working.
Also included were funds for two of Obama’s initiatives, the expansion of computerized information technology in the health care industry and billions to create so-called green jobs the administration says will begin reducing the country’s dependence on foreign oil.
Seriously, Toofy, have you ever managed a project from conception and initial funding to execution? You know how that works?
Do you know there are 52 road and highway projects gearing up in Ohio? Here’s something you may not understand – You don’t hire the flagmen until after you’ve designed the roadway.
Actuallee, ah am from, ow you say, ze Belgium. Ah speet on ze French peeg dogs. Hergue! Ptui!
Ze troll, ‘e is, ow you say, ze eegnorant fuck, no?
the star of a comic book for Freedom six year olds
Fiq’d.
And, then again, maybe she won’t.
Are you there God? It’s me, Sarah.
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S B mst b prtty stpd thn, hh?
Don’t you guys just LOVE the way I keep moving the goalposts?
You know what WordPress needs? An encheferizer plugin. Any nym Troofy uses changes to “Bork Bork Bork” and the comment body is suitably modified.
LLLLLLLLLL. Also.
I still think that “Obama is stupid” is a viable argument.
Hey Troofy, I found a useful instructional graphic for you.
“Most candidates, most public officials get to look into a camera and say, ‘you better leave your hands off my kids,’” she said. “Well I haven’t been able to say that. And that double standard that’s been applied, that’s been a little bit frustrating.”
Oh fer CRISSAKE. Has ANY public official EVAR exploited their own children as political props so cynically and for so LONG as has this insufferable twat? Please, Mooseburger, just stop with the fucking WHINING already! Even when she’s QUIT we still have to listen to her goddam WHINING! Why won’t she just fucking go AWAY!
“If you have an anti-mainstream-media and anti-GOP-establishment bone in your body, it’s hard not to root for her at least a bit.”
Yup, that’s Bill Kristol. Anti-MSM and anti-GOP establishment through and through.
nd “grn jbs”…*snckr*
Thy’r pnz schms, vprwr, nd gvrnmnt sbsdzd rpffs. Sckrs.
I think “Kim Jung I’ll” is the leader of North Korea. Also, Obama is dumb.
“Some Republican strategists insist that resignation has its virtues. Mary Matalin told the New York Times that Palin’s “brilliant” move will free her to camp out alongside Mitt Romney on the campaign trail. Certainly, we can all relish the next two years of watching the Romney and Palin broods go five-on-five across the heartland. But Romney himself is proof that quitting is no way to win. In 2006, he passed up a second term so he could campaign full-time in Iowa and New Hampshire. He lost them both.”
Yes to the Encheferizer plugin. Please please please please.
They’re ponzi schemes, vaporware, and government subsidized ripoffs. Suckers.
Wait. What? I must have missed when we started talking about the Iraq War.
Guys, guys… you really should listen to Time For A Change (Of Diapers), because you know you must take seriously someone who can’t tell the difference, and doesn’t care about the fact that he can’t tell the difference between France and Belgium.
Let’s be kind to him though; let’s all share links back with him. Here’s one from me, enjoy Troofus!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090703/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resigning
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
SENATOR AL FRANKEN
Palin’s resignation speech demonstrates effectively that several lame/incoherent “reasons” for doing something aren’t equivalent to a compelling reason.
I started lots of good projects for this state. Hope those work out for you. Ethical accusations against me are costing the state of Alaska millions of dollars. Legal fees are also costing me, personally. Remember how I’m a maverick? I don’t need a title to fight for conservative principles. Remember how I used to play basketball? My children won’t allow me to waste state resources except for taking them on trips on the state’s dime. Remember how I refused to abort my Down Syndrome baby? Our wounded troops!!!! The Lieutenant Governor will do just as good a job as I would have anyhow. And he’s got a good backup in case he hears a calling to a higher cause too. I am totally not reneging on my oath of office to earn tons of money promoting my book and basking in the adoration of my hard-core supporters.
I be Kim Jung Chillin’, never Kim Jung Illin’, at the top of the Kim Jung Billin’.
The funniest bit about the “anti-msm” bit is what comes right after: If you have an anti-mainstream-media and anti-GOP-establishment bone in your body, it’s hard not to root for her at least a bit.
William Kristol, editor of the Weekly Standard, writes a monthly column for The Post and regularly for The Post’s opinion blog, PostPartisan.
Twoofy doesn’t understand it, ergo it’s a “ripoff”.
Ladeezngemmun, your conservative mind at work.
France, Belgium, the UK, Africa, the Amazon – all the same to me. It’s all part of that big, worthless country called “Not-America”.
Actually, seeing as I know sweet fuck all about most of America too, I’ll amend that to “Not-Mom’s-Basement”.
Remember when I begged Gavin not to perma-ban me, and promised I’d only go by “The Authentic”? Hehindeedy!
You’d think Troofus would love the French, what with their history of beheading their tyrannical leaders.
Oh wait – those leaders were white guys. Never mind.
Why all the Palin worship? Is she really the best they’ve got? There’s no one else who could be a better future president? No one at all? Because that’s kind of scary.
There’s no one else who could be a better future president? No one at all?
No one else who provokes starbursts, anyway.
*gag*
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[Tintin adds, again: This is a comedy blog, nitwit, not a debating club. Hump it.]
The man who only live for making war-o
Writes a column that comes out, as usual – a bore-o
Likewise the man who works for neo-cons
There’s no guarantee that the base won’t say they aren’t real cons.
The fact is
The only work that really brings enjoyment
Is the kind that is for goat and Kaus meant.
Fall in love — you won’t regret it.
That’s the best work of all — if you can get it.
Fondling hooves at midnight
‘Neath a starry sky…
Oh that is nice work if you can get it.
And you can get it — if you try.
You’re just…precious, Troofy.
Address his posts, libs!
Cypress Post, libs! It’d be nice to find a winery down under that doesn’t feel the need to do a Syrah.
Kristol: If she’s as foolish, erratic and even nutty as her critics claim, then of course she’ll fail.
Actually, she’s more foolish, erratic and even nuttier:
She honestly doesn’t get the difference. Honestly.
There’s a thousand people sat here laughing at me, but I’m going to focus on just one… And it’s not because I’m an obsessive compulsive with authority issues at all! It’s not because once upon a time I thought Tintin was a woman, so I focused on “her”, partly through a warped sense of being a White Knight (I’ll save you from liberalism, my pretty!) and partly through a misogynistic hatred of liberal women… I’ll show you, bitch!
No, it’s none of that! And whilst I may, as someone has pointed out, have emailed SN! begging not to be permanently banned, and promised I’d post only under “The Authentic” and debate rationally, that doesn’t mean that you aren’t responsible for my hitting your blog. You bitches! And you liberal men are even worse, leading me on, making me think you were women, you must be gay you lib fucks….ARGHGHGH FUCK YOU!
LLLLLLLLLLLL!
But seriously. Debate me, Tintin! You and your French ways!
I just would like to take a moment and point out the Google search results for “Bookmark this, liberals”.
It’d be nice to find a winery down under that doesn’t feel the need to do a Syrah.
Syrah Palin – the flat, tasteless wine you’ll never finish a bottle of.
Kim Jung I’ll have another brandy said: Look at me! My anima can beat up your animus. By the way Mr. Kristol, that dream you keep having where your father is trying to kill you with a poisonous snake, it means that the reactionary forces of capitalism constantly try to destroy the people’s revolution.
From page 2 of Simba’s Google results – further proof of the substantive political arguements of the right wing:
A tasteless web page dedicated to the proportion that liberals are worst than cancer.
Aaaaaaaand the obligatory misspelling as well! Wheee!
Hm. I think you give them too much credit to call it a “misspelling.” It’s more than likely that they just don’t know what the word “proportion” means.
Kim Jung I’ll
My favorite Jungian rapper, after Jung Joc.
Funny thing is, Twoofie has shown more real determination and tenacity than Palin ever did. While he’s been strapping on the “Kick Me” sign day after day, she’s quit three jobs.
re: “mispleendighs”
Maybe Pere Ubu was referring how libs are worst than cancer. Seriously, between cancer and liberals, you gotta admit that some proportion is worstest.
Incidentally, Syrah Palin? Fucking hilarious.
Shorter Bill Kristol for all occasions:
GOP clown car needs brighter colors, faster way to drive over cliff. Needs to be inflammable. Also.
Disemvowelled Troll said:
Stall now! substintute raspberries, butt count my firm,Tonto.
Dosome drywall, my gogd! Thats ill, you corn dog! because eye can’t rift my pants! Mr. Bug Shot Bigger, so joust latte whanging pissy. why can’t, I doubt.
No, that can’t be it. Too many correct spellings.
Stall now! substintute raspberries, butt count my firm,Tonto.
Dosome drywall, my gogd!
Oooooh, dada poetry!
Quitter Palin is not a quitter.
I feel bad for Romney. He’s going to have a four year long boner thinking about the prospects of debating Palin. Mittens could drive her to a nervous breakdown before the first commercial break. Not that he’s super-bright, but he’s poised and mean, which is all it takes to drive Palin over the edge.
It’d be nice to find a winery down under that doesn’t feel the need to do a Syrah.
Did somebody mention whinery? Because I’ve got a bunch of kids that the MSM never passes up a chance to savage, and …..
Oh. Never mind.
Palin’s resignation speech demonstrates effectively that several lame/incoherent “reasons” for doing something aren’t equivalent to a compelling reason.
I still maintain that all it would have taken to either prevent the Iraq debacle or make it so unpopular as to prevent a second Bush term would have been for one single, solitary reporter to ask this question: “Mr. President, in other situations where we have gone to war, the tipping point has been pretty clear: Fort Sumter, Pearl Harbor, North Korean incursions to the south…what is that “tipping point” in Iraq? So far, your administration has made claims of al Quaeda connections, stockpiles of WMDs, attempts to buy material for nuclear weapons, mobile chemical weapons labs, weaponized unmanned drones, aluminum tubes…and none of those things has turned out to be a smoking gun. So what is the reason you have decided that we must nonetheless go to war?”
Of course, because this question was never asked, you’ll have to just imagine the blank “oh shit” stare it would have elicited.
There would have been a bullshit rationale that would have been swallowed. You’ll recall that Powell’s UN speech was supposed to have been the spur for a UN resolution authorizing force; when it didn’t work out they pretended older and existing resolutions authorized force.
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I still maintain that all it would have taken to either prevent the Iraq debacle or make it so unpopular as to prevent a second Bush term would have been for one single, solitary reporter to ask this question: “Mr. President, in other situations where we have gone to war, the tipping point has been pretty clear: Fort Sumter, Pearl Harbor, North Korean incursions to the south…what is that “tipping point” in Iraq? So far, your administration has made claims of al Quaeda connections, stockpiles of WMDs, attempts to buy material for nuclear weapons, mobile chemical weapons labs, weaponized unmanned drones, aluminum tubes…and none of those things has turned out to be a smoking gun. So what is the reason you have decided that we must nonetheless go to war?”
I’m afraid you’re giving the American public who elected Bush far, far, far, far too much credit for the ability to think critically. That question is much too wordy and technical and doesn’t fit on a bumper sticker like “Kick their ass I want cheap gas.” Also, if anyone on either side of the aisle, if anyone in the press corps, had had any balls at all there never would have been a first Bush term and Gore’s political career wouldn’t have been ruined.
Quitter Palin is not a quitter.
Joe the Plumber, not a plumber. Johnny the Mav’rick, not so much. George the Decider etc etc
Still, Nana Palin is in a league of her own.
Just know this: you will never, ever get rid of me. Suck it, you little bitch.
That’s some good mental health, right there.
Does anyone else like reading and decoding the disemvoweled posts because they’re like little word puzzles? Or am I the biggest nerd here?
This scurrilous attack is totally unfair & inaccurate!
It omits her brief stint on Alaska’s Ethics Commission, where she bravely exposed GOP corruption – & when someone in the office pointed out that her job was actually to investigate & possibly even advise laying criminal charges on those good old boys, she … “turned to a higher calling”!
Run Sarah run!
***** Palin/Bachmann 2012: Come On, America – Get On The Crazy Train! *****
Nana Palin
Na na na nah
Na na na nah
Hay-ay-ay
Quit-ter
I’m sorry, Tintin. That was juvenile, and I’m pissy. As no one will change me, I’ll go down for my nap with dirty britches. Sucking my thumb.
Looks like that’ll be Troofy’s sendoff of the day.
Until next time, lil’ feller.
well that was odd.
the fate of poor Alaska
oh thats how you do it “http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/s/st_johnstone/8134416.stm” random guff
***** Palin/Bachmann 2012: Come On, America – Get On The Crazy Train! *****
If I were Ozzy I’d issue them an injunction pre-emptively against using that song as their theme music.
obviously not, fuwp
You’re such a little tease, Tintin. Just know this: you will never, ever get rid of me. I’ll never ever let you go! Oh why won’t you admit it: We belong together 4-Ever! Suck me, you little bitch!
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Latest poll: Who is troofie more obsessed with? Vote for one of the following:
a) tintin
b) actor212
c) pictures of Michelle Obama
d) his right hand
e) his wetsuit n’ dildo combo
f) all of the above
A tasteless web page dedicated to the proportion that liberals are worst than cancer.
OMG that should be the Sadly tagline! Maybe just add “Boom shaka laka!”
I always tell my little troofie that when people are laughing, they are laughing with him, not at him.
lobbey– [a href=”url”]text[/a]
Only substitute the for the brackets.
I wish I could quit you, Tintin.
From Kristol’s column:
But the panic among mainstream media commentators and the GOP establishment suggests real worry that if she does, she might pull off an upset. Why else the vehement assertions that she’s clearly made a terrible mistake?
Um, because she REALLY DID
Remember when BO told us all that unemployment would pass 8.5 percent by 2010 if we didn’t pass the porkulus? It is 9.5 percent now.
This is a good point. I would like to change my vote to the guy who said that the fundamentals were solid.
If you want a strong economy – clap louder!
g) Zimbabwe
nd wh s vryn t Sdly, N! bsssd wth?
M. mst rlly gt y pssd ff.
@18:45- G-the strapping men of Zimbabwe. Oh, pillage his white assets, baby…
Sorry, DN Nation.
Goddamnit, hit the Enter button by mistake.
From Kristol’s column:
But the panic among mainstream media commentators and the GOP establishment suggests real worry that if she does, she might pull off an upset. Why else the vehement assertions that she’s clearly made a terrible mistake?
Um, because she REALLY DID make a terrible mistake?
It’s interesting to see how Palin’s resignation has divided Wingnuttia into those who are occasionally grounded in reality, and those, like Kristol and Mary Matalin, who are incapable of admitting that they were wrong about anything, ever.
You know, Iris (in part) helped create the Longest Thread In S,N! History, and not even she was naive as this.
We love you, Troofy. Really!
And who is everyone at Sadly, No! Obsessed with?
Yes, it’s rare to find a loser that loves taking it in the rear end, over and over and over and over and over and over – and keeps asking for more. Fun for all the sadly, no-ers!
Possible Campaign slogan (for yard-signs, buttons, etc.):
Palin for President 2012 – 2014 1/2!
Y lv m s mch, y whn t Tntn t dsmvwl nd bn m vry chnc y lttl whnrs gt. Sr.
Vote for me in 2012.
I now have an Associates Degree in Governorin’!
Yes, it’s rare to find a loser that loves taking it in the rear end, over and over and over and over and over and over
Other than about 25% of American voters.
This is a day or two old, but for the benefit of anyone who hasn’t seen it here’s wingnut blogger Cold Fury’s reaction to Palin’s threat to sue her critics (via Roy Edroso).
Whoops! Someone forgot to take his meds.
Um, because she REALLY DID make a terrible mistake?
“Those who claim the sky is not purple sure are certain… TOO CERTAIN! Why do they fear the sky’s purpleness? What do they have to gain in denying it?”
I now have an Associates Degree in Governorin’!
And I have the extremely rare PhD in Qutting.
Actually, the disemvowelment seems to be encouraged by a small minority of posters and is only performed by a single editor.
And his primary obsession is clearly PENIS.
On the other hand, the O.G. Troofy had a set of peculiar obsessions that most of the latter-day trolls lack. For instance, an encyclopedic knowledge of attacks of blacks against whites (especially against white women) and an expansive, overwhelming bitterness for the academy.
You’re close, but here is my real slogan:
Palin for President 2012 – Until_I_Quit
make every single day of their lives a horror and a misery — just as they did to you
um. yeah.
And according to CNN, we also made fun of her “every breath”.
po’ po’ Sarah. Sooooo hated and mistreated.
And this woman wanted to be a heartbeat (literally, in McCain’s case) away from the Presidency?
We’ll fix your little red wagon yet; wait and see if we don’t..
Can someone please explain this to me? Is “little reg wagon” a euphemism for penis???
Oh, sorry. I’m a newbie.
PENIS!
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By thn prhps y wll b mr mtr, nd wn’t b s sly dpd by slck pltcl dvrtsng nd bsd MSM.
What happened to the right wing and their hatred of lawsuits? Is it hypocrisy, or just SOP for repigs?
I kid, I kid. Of course I know that hypocrisy is the Guiding Principle for repigs. I was just seeing if everyone was awake.
Oh noes, not my wagon, Mr. Numb Nutter! Hell, I hope Half-baked Alaska sues, too. She doesn’t have a chance of doing anything other than ratcheting up the legal bills she’s already complaining about.
The senior senator from Alaska repeats and expands.
See Sarah cut and run.
easily duped by slick political advertising and a biased MSM
Goddamit, I thought I was voting from liberal racial guilt.
So THAT’S why Soros never sent me my check. Bastard.
Palin can’t take the heat of governing half a million people, or jokes from late-night comedians, or having complaints lodged against her, and she’s going to run for prez 2012? I don’t think so. It’d be fun to watch her try, though, I guess.
Keep talking about Palin, libs. Anything to take your minds of Bushs failed economic policies, right? I know the dissapointment you must feel for backing such a lying, incompetent failure must be hard to admit, but the sooner you admit the mistake yóu made the sooner you will grow up and be able to help correct it in 2010 and 2012.
By then perhaps you will be more mature, and won’t be so easily duped by slick political advertising and a biased MSM.
Keep talking about Palin, libs.
and on a thread about an article about her!
I mean, what’re the chances?
Shorter Troofie: Stop contradicting my insistence that you hate me! It’s central to my point!
French dogs go “ouah ouah.”
Whoo, intense moderation today.
Anyhow, how about that Sarah tellin’ CNN she’s not a quitter today? I wonder what her definition of quitting really is? Only when _other_ people quit?
She seems to be detached from reality.
at 18:25 Jennifer said,
That is another great example of how treating vague assertions and random facts as “reasons” will get you into a mess, when the real reason is “I wanna.”
Should I even ask what it takes to get double-fisted around here?
Twoofie could tell you.
Keep talking about Palin, libs.
and on a thread about an article about her!
I mean, what’re the chances?
Our on-topicness is point-central.
Hey, is there some kind of funeral-type-thing going on today or something?
Please, please, Mommy. Mean people are making fun of our special needs little brother. The solution is to take us on your book tour where you’ll be addressing national audiences. This will eventually result in the election of Republicans who will create a Department of Humor in the White House which will prohibit jokes about anyone under the age of 18. Of course by then we’ll be f**ked up beyond correction, but it will have been worth it.
I still think it would have been less obvious that the whole thing was a sham if they hadn’t thrown the drapes over “Guernica“.
It’s always the cover-ups with these people.
Anyhow, how about that Sarah tellin’ CNN she’s not a quitter today? I wonder what her definition of quitting really is? Only when _other_ people quit?
Her excuse is that she didn’t quit, but that it’s okay that she quit because Lisa Murkowski, Janet Napolitano and Kathleen Sebelius all quit too (even though they all quit to accept a higher office, which is the same as Palin’s situation because shut up or I’ll sue you, that’s why).
When it was noted that Troofy was bailing on the thread for his nappy time, Troofy responded that nuh-uh, he wasn’t.
And then…silence.
I love this cat.
Liberals: Learning Nothing and Forgetting Nothing By Christopher ChantrillA liberal acquaintance couldn’t understand why conservatives are impatient with Obama. Didn’t conservatives get enough of a chance with 30 years of Reagan and Bush, he asked?OK, it’s true that conservatives did get some tax-rate cuts. [… Edited by the management — post a link!]
Nope, still here asswipe.
Sue them, bankrupt them, ruin their lives, blah blah blah…
Did anyone else imagine that whole rant in the Wicked Witch of the West’s voice?
We’ll fix your little red wagon yet, and your little dog, too!
Her excuse is that she didn’t quit, but that it’s okay that she quit because Lisa Murkowski, Janet Napolitano and Kathleen Sebelius all quit too (even though they all quit to accept a higher office…)
Palin quit to accept a higher office, too. She just hasn’t been elected to it yet. You libs with your nitpicking.
That wall of text reminds me, I wonder what totally non-partisan and completely objective ME-gan is up to?
Hey, she’s calling out my favorite wikipedia page:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_debt_by_U.S._presidential_terms
So basically – Republicans suck when it comes to the economy. Democrats not so much. But who cares about actual numbers from the budget – ME-gan knows that Spendacrats are crazy spenders and tax cuts are teh magic that will phiXXorz the economicsadoo. LAFFER CURVE LAFFER CURVE!!!!
Because seven months into Obama’s first term, one that started with a massive globla financial crisis, ME-gan is predicting that the economy is going to be so in the shitter, it’ll make up for the Reaganomics years and W’s Excellent Adventure.
Hey ME-gan, fuck you.
Honestly, I think Sarah did the right thing.
I only regret that she didn’t end the post with “Bookmark this, libs!”
So which is it, Tintin?
You do have an unhealthy obsession with mens rooms and toilets, I see.
You do have an unhealthy obsession with mens rooms and toilets, I see.
He’s practicing to run for office as a GOP senator.
So you’re an alleged grownup calling someone here a “fag”? Christ, you’re a loser.
… is I still can’t tell them apart from Belgium. But you really, truly do hate me for calling you French. Yes you do! It’s ph so important to me that you do! And even though many of you have already said they gain intense pleasure from my humiliating myself like this, I’ll never, ever go away, not even to make anything better of my life like gaining an education or knowing the loving touch of a woman… I’m going to stay locked in my home, despoiling myself in my dark and ramshackle room lit only by a monitor’s glow, just for you Libs, for ever and ever and ever!
You do have an unhealthy obsession with mens rooms and toilets, I see.
Scuse my finGAHs!!!
To summarize the troll:
Cock cock cock cock cockcockcock COCK cockcock cock. Cock? Cock cock cock. Cock cock, cock cockcock, cock.
Awww, did I get a widdle whining wiberal all upset? Gee, I wonder who that could be!
Cock cock cock.
PENIS. Also.
Or am I the biggest nerd here?
Well, one of the few clear desires Troofie has managed to make clear even as recently as a month ago is the following:
Obviously demonstrating his command of adult political discussions, unmatched since the time of Aristotle.
(not)
and received for his pains an honest, considered adult reply:
Perhaps you were a scholar of Semitic languages in a past life:
Here’s how you do it, Troofie.
Palin can’t take the heat of governing half a million people, or jokes from late-night comedians, or having complaints lodged against her, and she’s going to run for prez 2012? I don’t think so. It’d be fun to watch her try, though, I guess.
That was pretty much my take on it.
by inserting vowels
Make sure you use plenty of lube.
Somebody certainly seems interested in the sexual preferences of the men who post here. Hopeful, even? It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic… no, it’s still funny.
As well:
Bill Clinton: Accused of rape, murder, conspiracy to commit murder, drug trafficking, Satanism, perversion and treason, as well as having the White House shot at and a plane crashed into – served a full 8-year Presidential term
Balin’ Palin: Made fun of on late-night TV – failed to complete first and only term as Alaska governor
Q.E.D.
It’s also funny because no one here would be ashamed of being gay. Troofie just can’t reconcile why he feels funny “down there” whenever he watches professional wrestling.
I’m familiar with the “bookmark this libs” and “Address my post, libs!”, but to my shame I must admit the “Scuse mah finGAHs” is unknown to me. Can some SN sage fill me in on this line, as I wish to be “aware of all internet traditions”.
Troofie just can’t reconcile why he feels funny “down there” whenever he watches professional wrestling.
Twoofie, you ever watch movies about gladiators?
Further, Hillary Clinton did the full eight-years of Bill’s Presidential term, as just First Lady, then ran for fucking Congress to get another what, six years in there before then moving up to running for President, getting more shit, and then becoming Secretary of State.
All the while accused of everything from fraud, murder to being Aleister Crowley’s Scarlet Woman.
Palin couldn’t fucking handle A DAVID LETTERMAN TOP 10 LIST.
Palin can’t take the heat of governing half a million people, or jokes from late-night comedians, or having complaints lodged against her, and she’s going to run for prez 2012?
Well, sure. The prez can have people disappeared for making fun of her, or tortured to death on live nationwide TV. Governors don’t yet have that right.
Wotta campaign slogan – “You think you’re so clever! Well just you wait until I’m president! You’ll be sorry and so will everyone who was ever mean to me!!!!!!!1”
Leonidas wept.
LD – click on the link above from the Shithouse Troll for Xecky’s artistic rendering.
Shithouse Troll originated from a late-night TV infomercial featuring an Australian version of Billy Mays who, as he chopped up various food items with his gadget, repeatedly said “scuse my finGAHs, scuse my finGAHs.” The stoner girls watching the infomercial imagined someone who hides out in latrine toilets, reaching up to everyone who comes in to use them and saying, “scuse my finGAHs!” This character was dubbed “The Shithouse Troll.”
There was a whole backstory invented as to how he became the Shithouse Troll, which is even better (IMHO), but I have to go run some errands for the office right now, so maybe someone can link you to the original telling of the story.
You know who else quit? Kal Penn, that’s who. He quit his job acting in “House” before the season ended, and the media didn’t get in HIS face, did they? But when I leave a little more than halfway through my first term as Governor of Alaska to be an usher, the media is all “she’s a quitter!”
Palin couldn’t fucking handle A DAVID LETTERMAN TOP 10 LIST.
But they made fun of her every breath! Her life was a living hell! *sob sob*
Shithouse Troll Origin Story!
Her life was a living hell! *sob sob*
Yeah! Leave Palin ALLLOOOONNNEEEE!!!
oh what was that? The only thing that might stop Super Sarah is if people stopped paying attention to her? Well in thta case,
Leave Palin ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLONE!!one!
Shithouse Troll Origin Story!
So he’s vulnerable to brown Kryptonite?
ummmmm. It was a lot funnier before I typed it out. I’m about half-asleep so that may have made a difference too.
PENIS.
Also, I went a-lookin to bookmark the originamal this, and horror of horrors, she is gone!!! What’s with that?
Not that it hasn’t been copypastad enough, but I wanted to see it in context.
Jek Porkins, Jr., your sainted father is smiling down from Jedi Heaven on your outstanding work in the field of snark. Well done, sir. Well done.
“Half-Baked Alaska”
FTW!
“y wll nvr, vr gt rd f m.”
Boy, continuing to hang around a snark blog where you hate everybody and they all despise you back is what I call admirable tenacity.
Oh, wait, did I say “admirable tenacity?” I meant to say EPIC FAIL.
Welp, he returned to fire out some fail-ous rage at Tintin.
Address his posts, Tintin!
Do people like me yet?
So I see Obambi dragged out his kids for the cameras again today. I guess we can attack them personally and destroy them now since you did that to Palins kids?
Address his posts, Tintin!
Well I do belive he’d like Tintin to “address his post” if you know what I mean and I think you do.
I guess we can attack them personally and destroy them now since you did that to Palins kids?
Have at it. Attack an 11-year-old and a 7-year-old personally, by all means. Do so as nastily as possible. That’ll swing support to your side, and maybe make Obama resign.
I guess we can attack them personally and destroy them now since you did that to Palins kids?
Yes oh my the Palin kids are just sooo destroyed.
*snort*
I guess we can attack them personally and destroy them now since you did that to Palins kids?
Do your worst. No doubt we will all be sobbing in minutes.
How are Palin’s kids “destroyed” other than by being her kids, anyway?
Sarah’s record holds the key to her popularity with the Moron Americans. She needed 5 years and 5 colleges to get a degree in ‘speech writing’, willing to show her tits to win, and able to lie with a wink and a nod.
Why I bet a vast majority of the Moron Americans have a sister just like Sarah, except for the Meth addiction.
Damn, I am REALLY excited at the prospect of “destroying” children, aren’t I? Like I had it in mind from the beginning.
You ruined her childrens lives, libs, including that of a disabled infant.
Only far we return the favor with Obamas kids and Bidens grandkids, liberals.
“Ruined” is such a strong word. We prefer “enhanced embarrassment techniques”.
Troofy, I’m actually a regular on this board. So you had your chance to “destroy” me, but like with everyone else here, failed miserably.
Yes, we “destroyed” Bristol Palin’s life so bad she had to appear on a cover of People Magazine with her offspring.
You ruined her childrens lives, libs, including that of a disabled infant.
Because fishing is such a dishonorable job…
mmm, Meth!!!
We prefer “enhanced embarrassment techniques”.
*writing that down*
*writing that down*
Ah, bookmarking it, are you, lib, hmmmmm???
We personally forced Bristol to demonstrate how full of shit her mother is! If Bristol were black/poor and pregnant, it would be entirely her fault.
Oh yeah. I’m sure the Obama girls will wilt under Troofy’s awesome debatin’ skillz.
The best part is Troofie’s assumption that all you have to do to “destroy” Obama’s kids is announce you’re going to. Someone’s loading up the ol’ panel van with delicious, delicious candy. Again.
I’m predicting Palin’s kids will swing around and become DFH’s soon, especially Bristol. Growing up in a home with that much idiocy will do it, yep.
How many kids “rebel” by adopting the opposite political leanings from their parents?
I’ll say I hate Jews, but do it… wait for it… UNDER THEIR NAMES!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Thunder crashes]
Ahem. Excuse me.
Ah,
plagiarisingbookmarking it, are you, lib, hmmmmm???Uhhhhhhh, yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah….bookmarking…
FYWP….
Just like my idol Queen Sarah, there is only one result as you evil libs attack me, destroy me, ridicule me, and make mincemeat out of any “point” that I try to make:
I WIN!!!!
How about we just start rumors? Like Sasha and Malia were really fathered by Bill Clinton? Bet that would piss you off!
You ruined her childrens lives, libs, including that of a disabled infant.
Troofie is Trig?
“Xecky Gilchrist said,
July 7, 2009 at 21:02
Shithouse Troll Origin Story!”
Thanks. Now that I read that, I think I actually knew this, but forgot. I swear, if my memory was any worse I’d propably claim W was a great president, simply because I couldn’t remember anything he did wrong.
Hmmm…..
I might be on to something here.
Can we have republican supporters tested for amnesia?
Like Sasha and Malia were really fathered by Bill Clinton?
Jeez, who wasn’t?
How about we just start rumors? Like
Sasha and Malia were really fathered by Bill Clinton‘Obama’s a friend of Bill Ayers’ or ‘Obama faked his birth certificate’?Phyrxzzt. Oh, and you did.
How about we just start rumors? Like Sasha and Malia were really fathered by Bill Clinton? Bet that would piss you off!
Wow, I didn’t think the Clenis got around that much. What a stud he was to bed Michelle!
Try again, dimwit.
Bet that would piss you off!
Shit or get off the pot.
Here’s a funtip: you can’t just “piss off the libs” by proposing to do something. You have to actually go out and do it.
I think Bill is dreamy.
Mmmmm, Bill!!
Starting a rumor automatically makes everyone believe it! I am like God, and God like me!
Troofie is Trig?
Only in the sense that he imagines being in Mooseburger’s vagina, rather than actually passing through it.
He does use up an awful lot of Kleenex imagining that.
“…an awful lot of Kleenex”
You flatter me.
Whoooopwoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoopwhoop! Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Saint, you told Troofie to ‘go out and do’ something.
That’s as great an exercise in futility as telling Bill Kristol to ‘swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God’.
Bill Clinton fathered the Obama kids?
I am SOOOOOOOO pissed off right now
“You ruined her childrens lives, libs, including that of a disabled infant.”
But the thing is, see, Trig will never know his life is ruined so win win!
“Why I bet a vast majority of the Moron Americans have a sister just like Sarah, except for the Meth addiction.”
Not just Moron Americans. I too have a sister much like Sarah: a self-centered, god-bothering whiner. It doesn’t really make me any more inclined to like the Wicked Witch of Wasilla.
Or telling Jonah Goldberg that some things are good WITHOUT gravy.
It’s also kind of sad that the only way it can fabricate rumors is to target Bill Clinton. Like it still hasn’t figured out how to take of those training wheels, and is just stuck with “It’s all Bill Clinton!”
I mean, Christ alive, at least the other right-wing toolbags used some creativity in suggesting Barack Obama was Malcolm X’s love-child.
Now, if I were in your shoes (and thank God I’m not) I’d say that Sasha and Malia are the product of a protracted love affair between Michelle and Louis Farrakhan. Possibly at the behest of Barack himself, who was too impotent and flaccid (also, gay for Farrakhan) to properly knock Michelle up. See, now that way, I tied all manner of right-wing boogeymen together.
But Bill Clinton. Jesus Christ, man, if you’re going to aim low in destroying children, do it with pizazz!
Slow down…what was that big word after “product of a”?
SHE doesn’t think her life is ruined! SHE sez she’s moving ahead to better stuff! How’d that “ruin” anything for her? Is she — mmmmaybe not exactly being up front about things, ooooorrrr — out of touch with reality? And the only ones who have clear vision about it all are the wingers?
Yearight.
@22:19: Yep. Palin’s best friends in the world are people who know she’s a bullshit artist.
Consider the all-powerful Clenis, but look not directly upon its majesty lest ye be blinded by its glory!
It’s also kind of sad that the only way it can fabricate rumors is to target Bill Clinton.
Unh UNH! It also uses Jimmy Carter and FDR. Not surprising, really: the repubs have been blaming everything on FDR since 1933. It’s one of the traditions that makes their party “Grand.” And by grand I mean PENIS.
Listen, I’ve heard about this “sadly no” website, and now I’ve read some of you libs’ slanders about me and my
stage propsbeloved children.You libs are SOOOOO busted. I’m going to sue all you libs. I have hired all the lawyers in Wasilla, and they are gonna GET YA! You BETCHA!
Bookmark it, libs.
We’d like to instate some manner of “doctrine” that would guarantee everyone’s “fairness” to our client. Think conservatives would get behind that?
You libs are SOOOOO busted. I’m going to sue all you libs. I have hired all the lawyers in Wasilla, and they are gonna GET YA! You BETCHA!
Watch it, Queen Sarah. I invented the Clenis™ and to this day, Bill Clinton cannot escape its mighty reach. Don’t make me Clenis™ you as well.
And according to CNN, we also made fun of her “every breath”.
We did. Well, Kevin K. did anyway. But we definitely laughed about it and that’s the video excerpted in the CNN report.
If you’re a conscientious, concerned, christian conservative, you hire the one with the biggest tits.
Rush Limbaugh?
We’d like to instate some manner of “doctrine” that would guarantee everyone’s “fairness” to our client.
You should run that by your department of law there in the White House.
I have hired all the lawyers in Wasilla, and they are gonna GET YA! You BETCHA!
Pah! We’ve hired ten NEW YORK lawyers, which equals about 1,000 Wasilla lawyers! Does Wasilla even have 1,000 lawyers? I doubt it.
How about if I start a big chain email saying they’re Rec. Wright’s kids?
Bill Clinton fathered the Obama kids?
Wow! He really was the first black preznit!
I bet the Obamas are sitting in the White House, laughing every night about how stupid the “honkeys” are and how they will get back at them.
Make it a really big chain email – 10MB would be good. Also, Rec. Wright? Spelling Impaired troll is spelling impaired.,
It’s really amazing how thin-skinned this idiot Palin is. She was handled with kid gloves all through the campaign, her blithering was reported straight as if it made any sense whatsoever, the most damaging “ridicule” that was inflicted on her was Tina Fey just repeating what she said verbatim.
Most of all, this insane official story of Trig’s birth was accepted as gospel, and all her supporters were saying: “Oh, how plucky!” and nobody called them on it. Meanwhile I was at a gathering a year or so ago and saw a pregnant woman take one little sip of some wine everybody had been raving about, just to see what it tasted like, and she was practically lynched on the spot.
I guess if she’d been a wingnut vice-presidential candidate and supposedly took a long meeting, two flights and a long car ride to get to some one-room hospital in Moose Turd, Alaska after her water broke, that would have been all right. So there has been a double standard, all right, but it goes the opposite way from what Palin thinks it does.
Of course, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she was lying her ass off to cover up for Bondo, and wasn’t as stupid and irresponsible as she claimed to be, just dishonest and hypocritical.
But you’ll make them all pay, right?
Oh my God, Troofie thinks libelous chain emails affect the course of history. That explains why he still shows his face: he’s constructed an elaborate fictional universe in which we Woke Up to a McCain Presidency, because how could he NOT win when HungLikeReagan433 spread a rumor that his opponent was a Moozlim? It just DOESN’T WORK ANY OTHER WAY.
How about if I start a big chain email saying they’re Rec. Wright’s kids?
You don’t have to ask our permission, you know.
Troofie, if you’re going to be terrified of black people (and I know you are), please use a more up-to-date source than me to imagine how they talk.
Nobody tell Troofie about Snopes.
Does Wasilla even have 1,000 lawyers? I doubt it.
Wasilla has a lawyer?
Wasilla has a lawyer?
I think they got one o’ them Unfrozen Caveman lawyers.
Thread Snarkometer trending upward nicely! Yessindeedy.
Wasilla TRIED a lawyer, but everyone started screeching and covering their ears when he used Fancy Talk. Now they make him stand in the town square wearing a barrel that says “JEW”.
Snarkometer trending upward
Veiled penis reference if I ever heard one.
I can’t wait to get “Rec. Wright fathered Obama’s children!” in my inbox!
I can’t wait to get “Rec. Wright fathered Obama’s children!” in my inbox!
I just got mine. Who’s “Recreational Wright” anyway?
I see that Tintin has mssd wth th bll nd nw we will fl th hrns
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Also, leave out the double-quote marks, which work fine in Preview but can stuff up the actual link if the URL contains special characters like ‘&’ or ‘_’.
Also, ‘Tontine’ is a damn fine word and you should watch ‘The Wrong Box’ if you have not already.
I can’t wait to get “Rec. Wright fathered Obama’s children!” in my inbox!
rec.wright.fathered.Obamas.children
alt.trig.palin.not.sarahs.baby
If Sara Palin and Newt Gingrich joined forces they could form their own party just in time for the 2012 presidential elections. They can call it The Resignation Party and travel across the nation, Teabagging from coast to coast in a customized whambulance.
You betcha.
rec.wright.fathered.Obamas.children
Shouldn’t that be rec.wright.fathered.Obamas.children.flonk.flonk.flonk?
Oh my GOD, Tintin! The troll is accusing you of being a… (whispers) homosexual! And maybe FRENCH! What will you do?
What will you DO?
Why yes it does! And business is booming!
Wow, S,N! really does have the most tenacious trolls evah. It’s kind of impressive, but it really does make ya think about all the good some universal health coverage would do for people who obviously can’t afford to buy all the meds they need.
The logical rumor would be that Bill Ayers really fathered the Obama kids.
The troll is accusing you of being a… (whispers) homosexual! And maybe FRENCH! What will you do?
I thought I smelled some 2004 in here!
Sarahgina?
Vulvacuda?
Palindendum?
Soccer-Mons Veneris?
Uh oh – I think I may have opened Palindora’s Box.
I thought all Frenchies were automatically gay.
Or that all gays were automatically French. I’m not sure…
You ruined her childrens lives, libs, including that of a disabled infant.
I’m wondering how a disabled infant would know his life is ruined.
Plus as well, seems like it was already ruined before the libs got there.
Starbursts no more! Rich Lowery is so over La Palin it’s not even funny.
Oh wait, yes it is:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=Nzc0MzY3MWRjMjE1OTE0NmI1ZjYzYzQwMWY1ZTE5Njk=
Sarah Palin’s words served only to throw a tissue of rationalization…
Interesting choice of words there.
Interesting choice of words there.
“Tube sock of rationalization” didn’t have quite the same il ne sait quoi.
WE DID A SYMPOSIUM ON FRENCH FAGS AT THE FIRST ARYAN CHURCH OF WHITE BUTTE!! IT TURNS OUT THAT THEY ARE EMPLOYED BY ACORN TO GATHER VAULT COPIES OF CENSUS INFORMATION AND TO SPREAD SWINE FLU ON BEHALF OF THE FED AND THE ROTHSCHILDS!!! BRINGING BACK THE GOLD STANDARD WOULD NEUTRALISE THEM BECAUSE OF THE FIAT MONEY-FLUORIDE CONNECTION THAT OBAMAS U.N. BLACK HELICOPTER TROOPS USE TO BUY HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PLASIC COFFINS STORED IN FEMA REEDUCATION CAMPS!!!!
Palindora’s Box
I see what you did there.
So because a person has Downs Syndrome, his life is automatically ruined, libs? Wow, way to be discriminatory!
A SYMPOSIUM ON FRENCH FAGS
Surely that should be “a pack of gitanes”.
I can’t wait to get “Rec. Wright fathered Obama’s children!” in my inbox!
Veiled vagina reference?
So because a person has Downs Syndrome, his life is automatically ruined, libs?
No, just saying infants don’t know when their lives are RUINED!
Like I said, most questions beginning with “so” end with a strawman.
My dad was a combat vet, and I agree that temporary-Governor Sarah Palin’s resignation was a good thing. Resigning a job you strived for is a character-building experience, just like your team coming in third place in the little league baseball tournament, having been beaten by the first place team and never knowing if your team would have beaten the second place team, and gotten a bigger trophy. That small third place trophy is Sarah’s Alaskan legacy. She achieved the mayoralty, the governoroyalty, and is defeated for the vice-presi-excellency. If John McCain (the second place…trophy holder) moves back to DC, to be eternal-Senator, without the burning ambition to win next tournament/election. Speaking of burning, do you suppose Levi’s cooperation during the campaign was retained by threatening to prosecute his meth-cooking mom? What happens now that mama is slamma?
My perfect vision of Sarah has her traveling around the country, getting $50,000 per appearance to gin up the teabagging/angry shut-in base, siphoning money away from Conservative PACs/Donors, and blowing it all on snowmobiles and pills.
Of course, it would all end up with her inexplicably in debt, as her rampant spending would eventually outpace her earnings, leading her to apply for welfare.
A bastard can dream, can’t he?
A bastard can dream, can’t he?
Sorry, BBBB, totally unrealistic.
The money would go for snowmobiles, pills, and clothes.
So because a person has Downs Syndrome, his life is automatically ruined, libs? Wow, way to be discriminatory!
Not at all. However if ANY kid has a wacked out narcissist for a mom, it really puts them in the hole starting out.
Having an angry black bitch with a bad attitude for a mom would ruin your life too I imagine.
Poor Sasha and Malia!
The money would go for snowmobiles, pills, and clothes.
She who dies with the most red dresses wins!
Another thing that would ruin your life: being forced to sit through anti-American, anti-white sermons, like the Obamas forced their children to at Rev. Wright’s Black Nationalist Church.
She who dies with the most red dresses wins!
Oh, right – and bullets. I forgot the bullets.
Oh, right – and bullets. I forgot the bullets.
Those wolves don’t shoot themselves.
Just a test-comment to see how much of the fancy-schmancy stuff here will actually work on WordOppress:
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Hmm … I believe both my spelling & my power to irritate have been improved … surely some local wildlife or hobo must now be sacrificed to the mighty Cthulhu (praise be upon him/eat me first). Unless he’ll settle for me ruining the life of a special-needs child of a certain soon-to-be-jobless Governor via one of my many lethal Photoshops or anonymous chatroom rumors, that is.
(looking in)
Hey everybody, has Troofy gotten to the flailing, cursing, impotent rage part of his trolling cycle?
Ah, I see he has. If only Tintin would pass along his disemvowel-fu secrets to the other mods.
Poor Sasha and Malia!
LOLWUT
Not even Newt Gingrich’s sudden concern for Iranians achieves the level of Total Concern-Trolling Fail that this sentence exemplifies.
Its author needs to either obtain a vesectomy ASAP or cull themselves from the gene-pool before they turn into a threat to others. Obviously bright lights & loud noises would suffice to achieve this, since previous comments indicate that their level of chronic emo is far beyond that of any human alive except Morrisey.
Just Do It.
Surely you don’t think it can breed! It’s more likely Rugged will have Butte-babies.
So because a person has Downs Syndrome, his life is automatically ruined, libs? Wow, way to be discriminatory!
Oh get bent. The kid’s a retard, just like you. Your life is ruined, innit?
Poor Sasha and Malia!
Yeah. With loving, attentive parents who love each other and protect their children’s privacy and shield them as much as possible from the media glare, rather than use them as stage props, those kids are headed for ruin and trouble, for sure.
note to Palin child persecution cinservaards: call me when Sahs and Malia get pregnant out of wedlock while teenagers by the son of a drug dealer. After their parents have been the leaders of a party that extols religion, “family values” and abstinence. until then, STFU.
And shaking his tiny, tiny fist in impotent fury.
Previous comment requires an illustration of Opus brandishing a plunger.
Cinservaards could be my word of the day if only I knew what it meant. Merriam-Webster turns up nothing and Google pukes and dies in the home stretch.
Cinservaards could be my word of the day if only I knew what it meant.
It’s a word in Afrikaans for an uncommon and startlingly malodorous sub-Saharan rodent that resembles a small muskrat.
All hail Xecklothxayyquou Gilchrist’s knowledge of African fauna!
After a few slugs of happy hour, “sinceretards” is now what I think he meant to say. I stand corrected!
I take it this is the gathering place where mindless creatures whose brains were sucked out when Mommies tried to aborted them the first time around and failed.
Hey man, sorry the regulars here gave you such a hard time for sounding really dumb. I mean shit I write for a living and you shoulda seen my first post–i think it was something like ‘heh heh dude said PENIS heh heh’. I mean i was so fucking nervous but once you get that first incoherent thing out the way, you get more confident, and even tho my stuff is still shitty–I can’t do snark for shit!–I present it, you know, like, confidently. So anyway, keep posting baby and–what, who are you looking at? Oh him that’s tintin–no I don’t think he’s really a french fag–he’s German I think–oh but what’s he holding behind his back? That’s a disemvoweler–it’s for stupid asses who try to flame a thread. Yeah that’s how us “bloggers” talk–ain’t it cool? Oh but like I said, keep posting, kid, I’m sure he will never use that thing on you. . .
Hey, I’m still getting over the shock that Alberto Gonzalez was hired at Texas Tech and not as a janitor either.
Having an angry black bitch with a bad attitude for a mom would ruin your life too I imagine.
Having an angry bitch who didn’t teach you manners for a mom apparently ruined your life, from what you’ve been posting here today.
I bet the Obamas are sitting in the White House, laughing every night about how stupid the “honkeys” are and how they will get back at them.
If he’s reading this thread, and you substitute for the “honkeys”, he’s ROTFLHFAO, and that’s it.
I love lots of the Sadly trolls. Gary Ruppert, Iris, annieangel… they all helped make this site what it is today.
Troofy is just boring. Disemvowel him, ban him, I don’t care.
Well I know none of you care, but here’s an update anyways. Bowel Movement Matt starting to regret not spitting in ME-gan’s face when he had the chance.
Incidentally, what’s happening now is that ME-gan is having a complete and total fucking breakdown on this Medicare thing. She just wrote something in the order of a million words defending the SACRED NOTION THAT PRIVATE ENTERPRISE CAN DO IT CHEAPER!!!!!
The first post titled “Medicare’s Mythical Administrative Cost Savings” and explained thusly:
Followed by ten thousand fricking pages of her incoherently babbling about how government is the problem and the invisible hand and other such bullshit. There’s even a bit where she calls people who disagree with her commies, and offers to give them Jonah’s book. Fuck.
Anyways ME-gan, let’s take a look at the numbers:
http://www.pnhp.org/publications/nejmadmin.pdf
the disemvowelment seems to be encouraged by a small minority of posters
I’d love to see a poll, because that has not been my impression.
I rate for the disemvoweler.