Also here’s a picture of that ugly negress being ugly.

Shorter Jim Hoft: Lol those negroes can’t do anything right.

Time to phytoremediate.

Also, “full of lead” equals 93 ppm in the Gateway Pundit Environmental Safety Manual.

The comments over there are pure Michele hatred. But of course, as was pointed out in the previous thread, only the left is vicious enough to attack women.

On the other hand the paint chips Gateway ingested from the window sills in his youth had no lasting effects….

Almost any downtown area in a large city will test positive for all sorts of things.

93 PPM for lead isn’t a worry.

Stupid wingnuts are stupid.

What wonderful opportunity for yet another controlling government take over. We need a Gardening Czar immediately! All gardens should be monitored by the government for everyone’s safety and to eliminate unnecessary government funded medical costs for lead poisoning treatment!

That was my sarcastic voice, if you didn’t realize.

Yeah, we got it, thanks.

The comments section is an example of how the right never attack anyone for her looks, except some uppity negress….

Almost any downtown area in a large city will test positive for all sorts of things.

So it then might be prudent to soil-test the WH victory garden, especially with schoolchildren involved…

Sorry, I meant to say, it is now necessary to dispatch horticultural death-squads to confiscate the heartland’s flowerbeds.

The second commenter calls her “M’Chelle”. You see, because negroes have funny names.

I hate wingnuts.

It is caused because of our urban cities have so many bullets in the ground, due from homies in the hood.

Another commenter gives us “I love to walk through the Unemployment office and say out loud ‘HOW”S THAT OGAMMA CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU NOW?'”. See, this is why conservatives can’t be funny: because they think the above is the ultimate in wit and cleverness. Once you go hack, you never go back. Although I don’t doubt the commenter spends quite a bit of time in the Unemployment Office.

I literally couldn’t handle reading that post, or its comments. It was like being held hostage by the stupidest, most brutal assholes in junior high school. Grooooossssssssss.

I know it won’t make sense, but I have to ask. “Ogamma”?

Gateway Pundit is wishing harm on the COMMANDER IN CHIEF during A TIME OF WAR!

Do we get to call him a traitor yet?

To put this in English, if the Obama garden had 420-percent more led in it than it does now, – then – it would border on being unsafe.

When did me mention anything about race?

The second commenter calls her “M’Chelle”.

But is it pronounced like Muh’Chelle or Mmm’Chelle?

And are they still writing Algore? ‘Cause that was all kinds of unintentional funnay.

This is one of those instances where it’s a shame there weren’t no internet back in the day. The AP gives no detail on what form of lead was found in the garden but it’s probably Tetra-ethyl. Imagine the blogospheric record we’d have of wingnuts freaking out about the evil jack booted thugs from the EPA oppressing the capitalist heros of the Ethyl Corporation by outlawing the use of Tetra-ethyl in gasoline. And oh those activist judges who sided with the EPA when the Ethyl Corporation sued them. When you look into the effects of Tetra-ethyl though, you begin to realize there’s a chance that the wingnuts won’t always be with us:

Lead pollution is dispersed into the air and into the vicinity of roads. Lead is a toxic metal that accumulates and has subtle and insidious neurotoxic effects at even very low levels, such as low IQ and antisocial behavior. It has particularly deleterious effects on children. These concerns led to the ban on TEL in automobile gasoline. In a 2000 U.S. study, the highest blood lead levels were about 27 ?g/dL (county averages).[6] A blood lead level of 30 ?g/dL is associated with a 6.9-point reduction of IQ, with most reduction (3.9 points) occurring below 10 ?g/dL, the level at which CDC considers blood lead level “elevated”.[7] In the U.S., a statistically significant correlation has been found between the use of TEL and violent crime: taking into account a 22-year time lag, the violent crime curve virtually tracks the lead exposure curve.[8] After the ban on TEL, blood lead levels in children have dramatically decreased.[8]

Stupid EPA.

From the comments over there:

Your comments here are one thing, if you truly want to make a difference, start leaving your connents [sic] on those liberal blogs. We all see the same,let’s start pissing those “state-run-media turds” their at their own medicine. I love to walk through the Unemployment office and say out loud ” HOW”S THAT OGAMMA CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU NOW?”.
ken | 07.03.09 – 11:30 pm | #

Ken must be Chicago Troll.

Seriously, I have to laugh at the idea anyone would think that trolling blogs of any stripe would “truly made a difference.” Get a brain, moran!

“We all see the same,let’s start pissing those “state-run-media turds” their at their own medicine.”

Nope. I keep re-reading it, and it still makes no sense whatsoever. Is it Palinese?

I think it’s a drunken toilet game, Jacob Singer.

Still waiting for someone to point out where race was mentioned in this story.

No one here said race was mentioned in the story. Do you have some sort of point?

Sure they did. One commenter suggested that the “shorter” version of what he is saying is that black people are stupid.

We figured we’d wait until you showed up and let you do it. Right on time.

I love Kenny Boy’s unnecessary quotes around “these state-run media turds”. Like, you know, not in so many words. “MANOS”.

Oh, and by the way, if you think references to “M’Chelle” aren’t race-baiting, you’re intellectually dishonest and/or fucking stupid.

“Sure they did. One commenter suggested that the “shorter” version of what he is saying is that black people are stupid.”

Well then perhaps you can enlighten us and tell us what was the reason for posting the article with the unflattering photo of Mrs. Obama? Concern over the non-dangerous level of lead in the garden?

Really, the only point I can see to Hoft’s “story” is as a set up for his completely deranged commentors. Post a picture of someone they hate, step back and let idiots be idiots. Hey, whatever turns you on.

The first birther comment is at about #5, btw.

Layout of the garden (pdf). I know there’s a crescent in there somewhere. I just know it.

Your comments here are one thing, if you truly want to make a difference, start leaving your connents on those liberal blogs. We all see the same,let’s start pissing those “state-run-media turds” their at their own medicine. I love to walk through the Unemployment office and say out loud ” HOW”S THAT OGAMMA CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU NOW?”.

Is it possible for Governor Palin to be charged as both a principal and an accessory to the murder of the English language?

I’m sure if I felt like doing some digging on this lovely Saturday morning I could, in about four minutes with the Great Gazoogle, come up with at least three quotes from wingnuts claiming lead is just fine for you and harmless and only some Big Gummint nanny-state busybody would argue otherwise.

But I’ll leave the execution to the interested student, ’cause I can’t be arsed.

Sure they did. One commenter suggested that the “shorter” version of what he is saying is that black people are stupid.

Couple of things:

1) You’re free to reject the suggestion.

2) “Shorters” and “suggestions” are not really the same thing as literal transcriptions. cf. All Internet Traditions, Aware of.

It’s like when somebody says they’ve “read between the lines”? You don’t then object that you don’t see anything there but white space.

Libs posted unflattering photos of Bush and Palin all the time and called Palin “Caribou Barbie”. Was that racist against whites?

Intentionally obtuse troll is intentionally obtuse.

called Palin “Caribou Barbie”. Was that racist against whites?

No.

Wow, Troofie sure doesn’t keep holy the Fourth. What an America-hater.

It’s just one of Ken’s buddies, showing us how much he loves America.

How’s that Palin resignation feeling for you, Troofy?

Thank you so much for posting something as mind-numbingly stupid as “Libs… called Palin ‘Caribou Barbie’. Was that racist against whites?” Now we look intelligent by comparison. Check’s in the mail.

More like “Intentionally stupid troll is intentionally stupid”.

Let’s see… “Caribou Barbie” versus Michelle Obama being compared to a gorilla. Which is best described as “racism”? Hum, let me think… hmmmmm…

Hey, some of the best of us are black.

Right wangers stopped pretending to love America late in the day on November 4, 2008.

Now they want terrorists to blow it up.

Because they’re the American Taliban, that’s why.

Layout of the garden (pdf). I know there’s a crescent in there somewhere. I just know it.

I don’t see a crescent, but if i were a good wingnut I would point out that there is a broken, twisted cross laying on it’s side in there. Must be some kind of symbolism.

Oh, and the angle of the crossbeam points straight to Mecca. (give or take 180 degrees) Also the tangent pints to the Mountain Dew plant and the main beam points to Frito -Lay’s main Cheeto plant.

One of their comments mentions that her “helmet hairdo” should keep her safe from lead bullets. Is that something you condone, troll? It’s something that ought to be reported.

Troofie: still waiting on your acknowledgement of your lie on that Michael Moore quote. Waiting…waiting….

Seriously though, the White House garden?! This is the one thing I’ve heard absolutely nothing but positive comments about. If making insulting remarks in right-wing dogwhistle-speak about that is all they’ve got left, man, that’s pathetic.

Of course, these are the descendants of the same people who thought it was amusing to ridicule LBJ as “Light Bulb Johnson” when he suggested that lights be turned out in the White House when not in use. I guess if something works for you….

I’m not a bigot, i’m just really, really, really, really, really, stupid.

Honest, all those jokes about making sure ‘inner city’ schools get second coats of lead laced paint were just about thorough coverage.

The source of the post about the WH garden is that it has been discovered that the WH lawn was fertilized with sludge:

Starting in the late 1980s and continuing for at least a decade, the South Lawn was fertilized by ComPRO, a compost made from a nearby wastewater plant’s solid effluent, a.ka. sewage sludge. Sludge is controversial because it can contain traces of almost anything that gets poured down the drain, from Prozac flushed down toilets to lead hosed off factory floors. Spreading sludge at the White House was a way for the EPA to reassure the public that using it as a fertilizer for crops and yards (instead of dumping it in the ocean, as had been common practice) would be safe.

Because brainiac above doesn’t link to a story, it makes it easy for the knuckledraggers like Ken and his friends to blame it on the Obamas, or perhaps on the practice of gardening itself, but it appears that it’s the legacy of the late Reagan/Bush I years, and only stopped sometime in the Clinton administration.

The trifecta of batshit racism and crazy at GP:

After all, hell hath no fury like a kept woman scorned.
http://biglizards.net/blog/index.html
Tick Tock, Barack, Tick Tock..
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Followed by:

is that a picture of sasquatch?
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With:

I’ve got to admit; that is one butt-ugly woman.
Bitch’d scare a dog off a gut wagon.
BTW: Is it too soon to start making comments about the obamassiah’s offspring and the way the lead seems to have affected them? Kind of like the lefties say about Sarah Palin’s Trig.
Solaratov | 07.04.09 – 1:17 am | #

The cherry on top of the sundae:

Just one liberal who doesn’t depress the hell out me. Just one. All the liberals who post here are seething cauldrons of hate and mental illness. The press are soulless whores. The politicians are incompetents who can’t find their own rear ends without a GPS system. The movie stars are anti-American fanatics.
And they all seem to think that it’s good to live in a world in which people are destroyed for simply wanting to serve their country.
Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn’t depress me. Just one.
How about it?
Tom W. | 07.04.09 – 2:14 am | #

Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn’t depress me. Just one.
How about it?

Pfeh, why delay his inevitable handgun-assisted suicide?

That’s a strange place to be pitching a tent, there, Jim.

Dick.

Happy fun time at Patterico:

The problem with the right is that they are in denial. Obama sanctions this kind of behavior. He slimes everyone and everything that stands in opposition to him. We have ample evidence of this.

So sir please explain why any restraint should be shown. And a trite because “we are better than them” is just another way of saying because pre emptive surrender is an acceptable policy option.

The Left declared the rules. Let them abide by them, so lets hear about Obama’s mutant wife and her children sired by Satan.

Comment by Thomas Jackson — 7/3/2009 @ 10:13 pm

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Dear Mr. Patterico:

I don’t think that any restraint should be practiced wrt Obama’s children. None at all.

When ever Obama’s poll numbers start to decline, he trots out his children. Bush never used his children and the only time you saw them was when the media caught them drinking under age.

You can’t make the media pay for this shit. You can’t make Letterman, Stewart or any comedin pay for what they have done to Sarah Palin.

But you can make the Obama’s kids pay. You can make Biden’s kids pay. You can make them pay in the same way Palin’s children are paying.

We should destroy them because that is what the democrats are trying to do to Palin, to her kids,any Republican politician, and the United States of America.

You don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

Comment by jack — 7/4/2009 @ 6:03 am

Nice. I’m doing too much work in the kitchen for today’s BBQ, but wasn’t there a Republican quoted back in the Clinton era who said Chelsea was fair game?

Thing is, Obama actually spoke out in defense of Palin’s family – the “off limits” quote wasn’t in response to something said about him, it was in response to something said about the Palins. No acknowledgment or gratitude from Palin – she even twisted what he said to imply he meant off limits for himself but not for her.

Only in someone’s most delusional fevered imagination would they think that he condones the jokes about the kids. But it’s nice to see their ugly intentions revealed, that they want to “destroy” a seven year old girl.

G,

Molly Ivins on Rush Limbaugh’s Chelsea joke

John McCain’s Chelsea joke

You don’t bring a knife whoopee cushion to a gun custard-pie fight.

For those of you who are tea bagging today (I’m talking about you, John Waters), as well as celebrating the 4th, I feel I must remind you that the second anniversary of Islamo-Facism Awareness Week* is coming up in just over three months.

If you’re already making up your gift list, I could use a new falafel for the bath. Damn things just fall apart in water.

*22-26 October 2007. You forgot, didn’t you?

Bringing PENIS to a POOP fight doesn’t work so well either.

When have the Obamettes (Today, the Glorious Fourth, is Malia’s B-Day, she’s 11, per the AP. NOW WHO LOVES AMERICA?!!) been “trotted out?”

On stage at the convention, the election night speech, & the inauguration. First Grandmother/mother-in-law moves into White House to help take care of them. Where will they go to school? THEY’RE GETTING A PUPPY!!! That’s it. Except for the Prez taking them out for ice cream. A father taking his ‘tween daughters out for ice cream on a Sat. afternoon. Trot them out!!

Bush never used his children and the only time you saw them was when the media caught them drinking under age.

There isn’t enough cognition there to call “cog. diss.”

M. Bouffant, you don’t bring facts to a wingnut fight.

But you can make the Obama’s kids pay. You can make Biden’s kids pay. You can make them pay in the same way Palin’s children are paying.

We should destroy them because that is what the democrats are trying to do to Palin, to her kids,any Republican politician, and the United States of America.

Once again proving that to be a righter winger is to be a truly vile human being…

Once again proving that to be a righter winger is to be a truly vile human being…

And that their reason for doing anything is that they think their enemies are doing it, so it must be OK.

Bush never used his children and the only time you saw them was when the media caught them drinking under age.

of course there was that time that they appeared during his campaign. And the cutesy video with their grandma for her birthday. And the Vogue de la Renta cover. But they were probably drinking then, too, so I guess it’s OK.

But you can make the Obama’s kids pay. You can make Biden’s kids pay. You can make them pay in the same way Palin’s children are paying.

Naw, it is abundantly obvious being a child of Sarah Palin is a very special kind of hell.

Well, I guess the question of where Cheney went to whack off after watching torture tapes is finally answered.

The Bush daughters spoke at the fucking convention. They campaigned for their father in public and online.

Just one liberal who doesn’t depress the hell out me. Just one. All the liberals who post here are seething cauldrons of hate and mental illness. The press are soulless whores. The politicians are incompetents who can’t find their own rear ends without a GPS system. The movie stars are anti-American fanatics.
And they all seem to think that it’s good to live in a world in which people are destroyed for simply wanting to serve their country.
Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn’t depress me. Just one.
How about it?
Tom W. | 07.04.09 – 2:14 am | #

Who the hell posted that, Rorschach?

Somebody point me to one liberal who doesn’t depress me. Just one.
How about it?

Life…don’t talk to me about life.

Just Curious said,

July 4, 2009 at 17:54

Libs posted unflattering photos of Bush and Palin all the time and called Palin “Caribou Barbie”. Was that racist against whites?

I don’t know. Was it?

It’s racist against Reindeer-Americans and People of Colored PVC.

The fact is, liberals are just soooooo stupid.

Reading the trolls around here, I no longer worry about sludge in the garden. Just in the Internet.