Only kind of though, really

A year old, but just as funny:

THE PRESIDENT: Because the — all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There’s a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those — changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be — or closer delivered to what has been promised.

Does that make any sense to you? It’s kind of muddled. Look, there’s a series of things that cause the — like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate — the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those — if that growth is affected, it will help on the red.

Thanks to Alan for the link.


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the red NOSE you mean?


Wow, our linguistics professor used that exact quote on Monday to demonstrate “problems in the performance of a language” even if a person has “language competence.” That’s just…scary.


What the hell was that? Lord, pull out his feeding tube already. It’s been obvious for quite some time now that he’s been in a persistent, vegetative state.


You elitists make me sick.

That’s world class jibberish and if you can’t appreciate the light-speed on which our President’s mind operates, then you are sadly behind the curve of the man’s evident genius.


Makes me proud to be an Amurican!

And how many millions voted for that idiot?


I work with a woman who talks like that all the time. My hair doesn’t really look good with large patches randomly torn out.


God help me, I can hear his voice as I read those words, like a dull masonry bit boring into my head. The only way that that eloquent prose can be rendered more painful is to imagine a “Heh heh, heh heh heh!” at the end of each paragraph. Sorry, I shouldn’t have even mentioned it.


Thank you pResident Busch, for proving that humans are devolving.

Thank you America for leading the way…to stupidity and mindless fucktardary.

May Cthulhu be real and may he eat your children.


I used to work with a woman who would speak entire paragraphs using only pronouns – not once having used a noun. I’d have no idea what she was talking about.
But – her sentences were at least correctly structured.


How does this idiot not just fall down when he walks?!


The classics never get old.


How does this idiot not just fall down when he walks?!

He does.


Just a reminder to everyone that he’s never put any effort into anything. Not even bullshitting.


A classic example of someone trying to explain something they know nothing about. This is one of several that instantly pegged my Bullshitter meter.


“Just a reminder to everyone that he’s never put any effort into anything.”

Gotta put you down as wrong there. What about all those nicknames he has for everyone…I mean that’s gotta take SOME time.


He doesn’t have to put effort into it. It just has to be a knack, like the one he has for making jokes that sound funny only to fellow sociopaths.


That’s just his speechwriters. But, the fact that he laughs at ’em upon the first read-through is telling….


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