My my, here come the fuzz

Jim Kouri, who we’re told is the fifth vice-president of the National Association of Chiefs of Police, has one for the Amazing Wingnut Facts file:

As the number of Americans who remember the horror of the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington almost eight years ago dwindles[.]

Was Meghan McCain not yet born in 2001?

 

Comments: 52

 
 
 

LEAVE MEGHAN ALONE!!!!11!!

 
 

She was hatched shortly thereafter.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

I don’t remember Y2K either, but I know about it.

 
 

OH HOW THEY WEEP about the fates of New Yorkers and Washingtonians!

 
 

I don’t remember Y2K either, but I know about it.

Does it make you want to nuke Tehran? No? Then you probably don’t know about it well enough.

Also, how do you not remember Y2K? Did you never watch Office Space?

 
 

well some folks were in their late 80’s and early 90’s in 2001 so some of them are bound to have shuflled off this mortal coil by now. So he isn’t exactly wrong but still meaningless.

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

Also, how do you not remember Y2K?

I am eight years old.

Coincidentally, or not, I DO want to nuke Tehran. Like, duh.

 
 

OMG someone is knocking off the witnesses!
Biggest covah-up EVAH!

 
 

As the number of Americans who remember the horror of the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington almost eight years ago dwindles

That angry bitterness is supposed to fade, Jimmy. It’s called the grieving process.

 
 

fifth vice-president of the National Association of Chiefs of Police

Fifth as in there were four before him and he’s the only current VP or as in he’s the Number Five man in the VP wing?

 
Rusty Shackleford
 

No love for United 93, I guess. How soon Americans forget the horror of stuff there isn’t pictures of.

 
 

If you’re not shit-scared of terrists at all times, you dishonor those lost in the terrible tragedy of September the 11th.

 
Galt's Gulch Water Board
 

If the people aren’t terrorized of terrorists all the time, the terrorists have won.

 
 

Fifth as in there were four before him…?

Fifth as in that’s how much cheap bourbon he’d drunk before he wrote the article.

 
 

WTF?! Has the National Association of Chiefs of Police undertaken an assassination campaign against all those alive and above the age of 2 in 1991?

Megan was found under a cabbage leaf, fully formed (though not informed) in 2007 for her daddy’s Preznitial campaign.

 
 

If you’re not shit-scared of terrists at all times, you dishonor those lost in the terrible tragedy of September the 11th.

Or, put another way, if terrorists don’t succeed in terrorizing you, they win.

 
 

Or put still another way, what Galt’s Gulch Water Board already said.

 
Dragon-King Wangchuck
 

9-11, 9-11, 9-11!!!! Didn’t you fuckers hear me? I said 9-11!!!!

Putting aside terrorism, the lack of border security contributes to crime. In Los Angeles…

Dirty mexicans!!! 9-11!!! not 9-11? Who am I kidding – 9-11!!! 9-11!!!

…and anyone wishing to address the problem is labeled a racist or xenophobe.

9-11!!! You phagg0rtz R the real racialists!!! 9-11!!!

 
Galt's Gulch Water Board
 

No, _you_ da man!

 
 

We have nothing to fear but intelligent foreign and domestic policy itself.

 
 

No, he clearly means that as more people achieve perspective, and grow beyond pants-wetting TERRA TERRA TERRA BOMB THE BROWN PEOPLE DO IT NOW!!

 
GOP Talking Point
 

911 was a terrible moment in our history that allowed the Executive Branch to do anything it wanted.

But this doesn’t apply to the Democrat people.

 
 

There are thousands of American soldiers, and hundreds of thousnds of Afghanis and Iraqis around who are unable to recall 9/11/2001–or anything else.

 
Coach Urban Meyer
 

Wuzza-wuzzup, loony libs? The Cool Coach hates to bare down and bare some bad news to you crazy commies, but Obummer’s siding with the Iran president or whatever is double trouble for the teleprompter in thief! You better believe that the steely resolve of Super Sarah, the Power Palin, would show you what’s what, what what! Urban out.

 
 

Is he saying that it’s the same number of Americans who remember the 9/11 attacks but they’re shrinking, like, become shorter or something? Because we’re also supposedly putting on weight, so we must be dwindling in funny ways. Maybe our heads, or just our necks or something.

 
 

Concerned columnist is very, very concerned.

 
Few Will Remember The So-Called "Death" Of The Goddamn Batman Someday, And I Sez, Speed The Day
 

Not to be a hairsplitting nitpicker (or, for that matter, a nitpicking hairsplitter; there is a difference, you know, oh yes there is), but he’s observing that the number of people who remember the horror of the attacks is dwindling. Which should be a good thing, as it means that the terrorists have not won, but then I haven’t written for The Narc Officer, so what do I know.

As long as I’m being anal, make sure that you remember that it’s Jim Kouri, CPP. You down with FPP?

 
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

Er, you know what I mean. F is right above C on the keyboard, you know.

 
 

Wait a minute, New York and Washington were attacked by terrorists 8 years ago? How come I didn’t hear anything about it?

 
 

steely resolve of Super Sarah,

The only thing steely that that hillbilly has is a dan.

 
 

I have lust in my heart for Amy Carter.

 
 

Bonus Latin, continued from last thread but relevant here:

Futue te ipsum. Go fuck yourself.

Adloquere manum, facies nescit quid velis. Talk to the hand, the face don’t understand.

and my personal favorite:

Meditare de hoc, amice. Meditate on this, pal.

Education is a wunnerful, wunnerful thing. So I am told. Pedantic corrections welcomed.

 
Knights in White Satin
 

Liz Cheney & Meghan are being groomed to run for the Senate. Oh, if only Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton would run against them. ‘specially if they all had MONSTER TRUCKS…TRUCKS…TRUCKS!

Battle of the Brains vs. the Bottle Blonds.

 
 

Bonus Latin, continued from last thread but relevant here:
De minimis non curat FEX.

 
Wyatt Watts III
 

I think Kouri is simply suggesting that Americans are “dwindling,” i.e., getting smaller, in the last eight years. People often do shrink a bit as they get older, or, at least, become more stooped.

(In Kouri’s case, however, that last part should be pronounced stoooo–ped).

 
 

The only thing steely that that hillbilly has is a dan.

On behalf of the self disrespecting hillbillies of America, I must protest that characterization. The bimbot is a snowbilly, not a hillbilly. Makes a difference, yah know. Also.

 
 

And a few people remember that the Pentagon is in Virginia.

 
RUGGED IN MONTANA
 

OBAMA MAKES CHUCK NORRIS AFRAID, AND IF CHUCK IS AFRAID, I RECKON I SHOULD MAKE A VAULT COPY OF MY PENILE DNA, IN CASE THE WORST SHOULD HAPPEN!! ‘SCUSE MAH FIN-GAHS!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

 
Xecky Gilchrist
 

The only thing steely that that hillbilly has is a dan.

I keep forgetting what a Steely Dan is and having to look it up, then remembering why I forgot.

 
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge
 

Just last night I was listening to Steely Dan’s Two Against Nature. This has to be significant in some way.

 
 

This has to be significant in some way.

Well since the title track involves voodoo, hoodoo and sew de mouf shut with rusty chicken wire, I’d say the relation to Renew Amurka is obvious.

Great album CD, innit?

 
Big Bad Bald Bastard
 

Fuck Mr Kouri- there are still people dying prematurely from the events of 9-11 (I was at the wake of a friend this January). A lot of it has to do with the duplicitousness of the Bush maladministration regarding the toxic conditions in DC and NY.

Did I remember to write “Fuck Mr Kouri”?

 
 

Tiny Tim’s real name was Khoury and he was one of them filthy Ay-rabs! Is this guy a filthy Ay-rab, too? ‘Cause if’n he is, then I have to disagree with him. But bein’ a wingnut, I’m forced to agree with him…Ding, ding, ding, ding…Bzzzzzzzz. “Norman, coordinate!”

 
 

“As the number of Americans who remember the horror of the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington almost eight years ago dwindles,”

evidenced by the dwindling number of vandalized falafel stands and gang violence against Sikhs with turbans…

 
 

Not to be a hairsplitting nitpicker (or, for that matter, a nitpicking hairsplitter; there is a difference, you know, oh yes there is)

Ok but what if I’m a hairpicking nitsplitter? Does that mean I have lice?

Oh but wait why should we remember 9/11 anyway? Unless I’m mistaken, it happened before the dawn of history, which is Jan 20, 2009, which means that nothing before that date means shit, according to the winger bitches who have blown off the bush years like a cub scout troop at a college republican frat party.

 
"Oh Stewardess, I Speak 'Nut"
 

“As the number of Americans who remember the horror of the terrorist attacks in New York and Washington almost eight years ago dwindles[.]”

I think what he means is, as the number of Americans with direct memory of that day eight years ago dwindles, as the people who were actually alive way back in 2001 — the 9/11 Generation — die off. Only a few now remain.

 
 

The Pentagon is not now, nor has it ever been in DC. Unless he’s talking about the Anthrax letters. Or the Beltway Snipers. But then he left out Maryland. And there were a few anthrax fatalities in other states (Florida was the first, Connecticut [?] the last.)

Wait …You mean he really is just blowing it out his ass?

Oh. OK.

 
 

September 11th…September 11th…why does that date ring a bell? Oh, yes, the birthday of O. Henry. Man, I love his ironic short stories.

 
Old Man Muffaroo [née Kip W]
 

When they’re born again, everything that happened before is just useless book-larnin’.

 
 

I’m too lazy to click through. Did he ignore the anthrax attacks later that year? He can only get normal wingnut points if he didn’t.

 
 

ZOMG HAVE THEY FORGOTTEN???!!!!!

You do know that one of the most treasured fables of the wingnut canon is that liberals have forgotten 9/11, right?

 
 

I haven’t forgot! I remember like it was yesterday when them damn Messicans snuck across the border an’ blew up the World Trade Center!

I wept bitter tears for my dead fellow Americans, until I remembered they were a buncha East Coast faggots. Then I chuckled.

 
 

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