Observed From The Glass-Bottomed Barrel
Posted on June 22nd, 2009 by Gavin M.
Brian “Sixth International” Faughnan, RedState:
NEWSFLASH: High Deficits Mean High Taxes
- It is only the Obama administration that fails to see the disaster of thirty years of Republican/Obama deficit spending. [Graph: Federal debt (%GNP) acting forward and backward in time upon top marginal tax rate, horizontally scaled over 95 years as though with a lofted middle finger swinging a pair of divested briefs (data source unknown.)]
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Note: Mr. Faughnan (cf.) writes for The Weekly Standard, further suggesting a truncation of name to The Weekly.
The lesson from that graph is quite clear. Raise the top marginal rate to 90% as it was under Eisenhower (on incomes over $250K) and regulate the hell out of the financial industry and the deficits magically disappear.
Deficits matter now ?
And what Americans would ever wish to live in the late 1940s and 1950s, when citizens starved since the previous decades’ high deficits destroyed the economy and nobody had anything?
On Bizarro World, correlation am always imply causation! Why silly humans always put horse before cart?
They want to go back to Leave it to Beaver or Ozzie and Harriet, but they appear to be unaware that the top marginal rate in this Golden Age was 94%. (They also seem to be unaware that Ozzie Nelson was a Communist, but that’s another discussion.)
If we want to keep the deficit down we should definitely not have World War II again.
Dr. Dick beat me to it.
BREAKING!! IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT GOV. MARK SANFORD HAS BEEN THE VICTIM OF A TERRIBLE TEABAGGING ACCIDENT WHEN HE WAS TROLLING FOR MALE HOOKERS AND MISTOOK AN IRANIAN MUSLAMIC TERRIST FOR A RENT BOY. SOURCES SAY THAT HE IS NOW LITERALLY SACKLESS, HAVING NEITHER PAPER OR PLASTIC, AND WILL BE SPENDING TIME WITH HIS FAMILY AS HE RECOVERS FROM THIS NATIONAL TRAGEDY.
Capital !
They also seem to be unaware that Ozzie Nelson was a Communist, but that’s another discussion.
Shush! Ix-nay on the Oz-nay!
Brother Obama needs to man-up and commence with the Republican ass-reaming.
(Sit down, Senator Graham! Every Pub will get a turn!)
Hey, one thing is for sure: Barry X Trotsky Mohammed Obama is now more hated than Teh Clenis by Wingnuttia.
The Weekly Shit.
Hey, one thing is for sure: Barry X Trotsky Mohammed Obama is now more hated than Teh Clenis by Wingnuttia.
Now? Hell, by the very circumstances of his birth, and the complection of his epidermis, they have hated him ever since becoming aware of his existence.
Which party is currently in power?
Yeah, thought so.
Christ, I am weak: I cannot bear to go there & read that. Instead, I will just steal Tye Very Rev’s page there and say that … um … the Big Bald Bastard beat me to it.
Might I suggest an even shorter Shorter Brian Faughnan?
Durrrrrrr
LittlePig – what was up with your brethren runnin’ loose all over the freeway this morning disruptin’ mah commute?
Question am be answered: Why New York Times not listen to Michelle Malkin and print all the secret plans of U.S. am army so bin Laden can be have kill us all?
Ha ha! Now maybe dumb fuck traitor paper think twice before send reporter to surrender to Al Qa’ida #3!! They lucky wingnutz not just kill dumb ha ha talk talk reporterz in America too!
When newspaperz lurn their job to SHUT UP not to tell Amerkin people stuff? NEWSPAPERZ JOB TO BE BLANK AND HAVE PICTURES OF EAGLE KRYING!
I not count when Bill Keller keep NSA wiretap story sekrit in 2004 so we could let Unitary Executive Bush Jr keep keeping us safe for 7 years! That differnt.
Ok, christ, I can’t leave it alone with just the shorter.
How can a person be so dense as to not see the correlation there – that lowering taxes causes the blue line to spike up – and still have enough functioning gray matter to keep the basal nervous system going?
So Meeechelle has questions:
“Is the safety of journalists more important than the safety of our military?”
I couldn’t agree more. I suggest we send Meeeechelle out to Afghanistan to take point on some patrols. We’ll equip her with a spoon to dig up IEDs to protect the troops.
Win-win-win all around!
I think she could use her super-powered Harpie scream to detonate all the IED’s, but it would simultaneously cause all U.S. allied forces to lose control of their bowels and attract swarms of confused rodents and insects.
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Faughnan!
Okay, like a damn’ fool I clicked the link and was transported via the devilish intertrons to Red State where the Shriveled Testicle People™ (Well, I would have joined up but mom needs someone to change her oxygen bottle and there is my Cheeto dependency.) were offering their sage advice to General Stanley McChrystal on how he should kill all of the Brown People rather than only those who are combatants.
I kept my last pair of jungle boots as a souvenir. They are now nearly forty years old. They know more about counter-insurgency than all of the Shriveled Testicle People™ combined.
LittlePig’s brethren, runnin’ wild on the freeway, messin’ up mah commute!
I wish my commute would get fucked up by something awesome like loose pigs. As it is, I have to settle for dumbshits and non-fatal accidents caused by assholery.
Blogwhoring while the moment lasts:
http://righteousbubba.blogspot.com/2009/06/wheres-mark-sanford.html
If only Sanford were wearing his red-and-white striped shirt, we’d have a much easier time trying to find him.
It’s tougher to make him do a silly run in that and I’m racing against the clock to get the joke out! Important!
WHAT SORT OF COUNTERS DOES DAVID ROHDE HAVE??
Judging from Sanford’s official portrait, it looks like Vladimir Putin has been poisoning him. Or maybe it’s just really bad lighting.
Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Always had an affinity for Viet Nam vets, mainly just from talking to so many of them in cool dark lovely barrooms, and I thereby learned much about NOT BEING A WARMONGERING DICKHEAD. Younger people have not had my opportunities. I am not sure what this teaches us. Maybe the potential uses of Iraqi vets? Hate to make this into societal uses & all instead of about individual needs…but what the fuck else can we do?
Which of those is more destructive is left as an exercise for the reader.
For the heck of it, a happy joyful reminder of the equalizing benefits of American free marketing:
The wealthiest 0.1% of us, or approximately, what, 160,000 income earners, gets more per year than the bottom 120,000,000 income earners combined.
Or, each 1 of them receive as much per year as 750 of us in the bottom 75%.
This is totally unfair. It should be more like 1,000 of us. That’s how hard those top people work. They deserve more.
Perhaps we should all post pictures of ourselves so Lesley can laugh at us for a while.
Here’s me.
Are you my birth mother?
Maybe. I’ve had a lot of memory loss and blackouts.
Perhaps we should all post pictures of ourselves so Lesley can laugh at us for a while.
Believe me, I have several pix I could contribute to that wonderful site; as do we all, I’m sure.
Perhaps we should all post pictures of ourselves so Lesley can laugh at us for a while.
Happy to oblige.
Also.
Righteous lies. Here he is with a dinner ingredient.
I would never eat anything that wore glasses.
I would never eat anything that wore glasses.
You’re no Republican, you betcha.
Maybe. I’ve had a lot of memory loss and blackouts.
That would explain the unfortunate choice of tattoo.
Love the baby girl in this one. She looks like double trouble.
Look, it’s Righteous AND Smut Clyde, though which one’s which is hard to tell.
I got $50 to sit still for those! Well, in combination with the prostate exam…
I myself liked the bruise on the mother’s face. Not terribly well concealed.
“Mr. Faughnan (cf.) writes for The Weekly Standard, further suggesting a truncation of name to The Weekly.”
I suggest a further truncation to Week.
So, all these wingnuts going on and on about how the NY Times is a bunch of hypocrites for protecting their journalist but always endangering military personnel? Has a single one of these wingnuts offered a single example, or anything resembling evidence?
If one of them has, I haven’t seen it.
Note to conservatards: Liberals like examples. (But then, conservatards don’t seem to much care what honest, decent people think.)
obama is a tv character, sponsored by goldman sachs. any time you spend defending him is overshadowed by the thousands and thousands of full time paid flacks on tv and radio.
obama’s purpose is to lull you into apathy while the banks cart off what remains of america. goldman sachs this week reported their biggest bonuses ever. did you notice? or did you spend your time defending obama?
hey, lay off buddy. in order to get those tall internet dollars and feed their families, sadlyno.com has to finesse the truth like everyone else. when they defend obama, that’s code for doing the right thing, whatever that may be at the time.
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=sachs+bonuses&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=
Yep, complete silence on the topic…
You know since we’re at war Obama should just go ahead and label them ‘enemy combatants’ and really fix the problem.
Bonuses aren’t paid till the end of the year.
The biz has turned around for them lately and they might be riding the gravy train by the end of the year.
Since they paid back all their TARP money I guess they can use their profits however they want. Build a giant tower of dildos for all I care.
Not that I’m all for TARP though. Seems quite a gamble that trillions worth of bad assets will improve so we can get our money back.
I think the trolls should eat a bag of Dick’s.
Fuck all with the banks, we should be regulating the lettuce.
This is not me, but I wish it was:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hlrAC_92oBA/SjVT9uiM3cI/AAAAAAAACLM/Tp56CbwFgSQ/s1600-h/Q3vCFPeTTm8dvpirPmMd9bKco1_500.jpg
Oh, and Mark Sanford is everywhere that I’m not. Also.
Don’t start with the tats.
fywp.
Did someone say “unfortunate tattoo”?
Also, the captions at the top of this video are priceless.
Yum. Dick’s. Worst hamburger in the world? 40+ yrs. ago they were (the one on Broadway anyhooo) & cost 50¢ each, I’d hate to imagine what a whole greasy bag would cost now.
Wingnuttia v2.001 to v2.008 -> Yep, uh-huh, tax cuts pay for themselves, bitchez. Now watch this war.
Wingnuttia v2.009 -> Ricardian Equivalence, you liberal idjits.
Also, Dick Cheney told us Reagan proved deficits don’t matter.
Always had an affinity for Viet Nam vets,….
On that subject, haven’t seen Mikey for a while….
m1k3y has driven by lately. Didn’t stay too long. Does not like trolls, or the feeding thereof.
Late night fun: Figure which of these three loads is me, then laugh away.
With the identifications whited out I can’t tell. No fair.
Florida and Texas are high tax states?
ooh, they’ve got an even more pointless graph up there now.
I love the advise of the first commenter, “Just stop spending money”.
I’ve got a better idea, “Just stop paying for F-29s”.
Pudding! Kid, it’s everyone’s lucky day.
LittlePig – what was up with your brethren runnin’ loose all over the freeway this morning disruptin’ mah commute?
My oppressed brethren seized the chance for freedom, forage and frolic, breaking their porcine bondage to roam wild and free.
Then The Man put my people down again.
But one day, two legs, one day….
I suggest a further truncation to Week.
Nah, just ‘W’. That will let everyone know the mental competency right up front.
I think the trolls should eat a bag of Dick’s.
There’s a Dick’s Drive In near where I live. There prices have barely changed since I was in high school, and that was a long time ago. You could easily feed a carload of teenagers with $5-10.
“You could easily
feedgut-load a carload of teenagers…”Frizzed.
Pudding! Kid, it’s everyone’s lucky day.
My sister loves the foodservice-grade pudding that comes in the big five-pound cans. One year I’m gonna get her one for her birthday.
Mmm, foodservice pudding. That stuff was one of the bright spots of the 1970s for me, for sure.
Hmmm. According to that graph, it appear that the optimal top marginal tax rate (for lowest debt/deficit) is about 70%. Thanks for that, RedState!
*crickets chirping*
Did S,N!’s servers go blooey or something?
Okay, so I’ve got one…
This horse walks into a bar.
Bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
[tap…tap…tap…] Is this thing on?
Here’s another one:
This baby harp seal walks into a club…
2X2L calling CQ
2X2L calling CQ
2X2L calling CQ…New York
Isn’t there anyone on the air?
Isn’t there anyone on the air?
Isn’t there anyone…2X2L calling CQ
A priest, a rabbi and a 12 inch pianist walk into a bar…and quickly realize they’re in two different jokes.
A Termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?”
*rimshot*
So I went over to Amy Shitmoat’s place to try to contribute something positive to the thread and quickly realized I’m much too lazy to do the work that the Sadly Proprietors do here daily.
It does amuse me that her first article concerns a Ron Paulist douchebag who creates trouble for himself by not providing a simple answer to a simple question from the TSA. Poutrage all around!
Also, I pity her dog.
No way Jonah’s going to eat a sammich with that many vegetables on it.
Have you….SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI UP!!
Could be worse.
Florida is America’s Wang ™
It does amuse me that her first article concerns a Ron Paulist douchebag who creates trouble for himself by not providing a simple answer to a simple question from the TSA. Poutrage all around!
This is quite hilarious. Whatever happened to wingnuts’ “if you didn’t do anything wrong you have nothing to worry about”?
For the deranged wingnuts, the entire TSA transformed overnight on Jan 20, 2009 from an army of anti-muzzie terror-fighters to an army of Black Helicopter pilots.
Again, quite hilarious – and even more predictable.
If he hadn’t been hanging around the airport he wouldn’t have been shot. Er, questioned.
The Weakly Standard
fixed
It does amuse me that her first article concerns a Ron Paulist douchebag who creates trouble for himself by not providing a simple answer to a simple question from the TSA.
For Paultards, this was their “Tianeman Square” moment. For the rest of us….eh, not so much.
We have one purpose: to live according to the scriptures and allow the king to have a divorce. Two purposes. And no bloody fags as bishops.
Our three purposes are to live according to scripture, give the king his divorce, ban gays from being bishops – and that includes women of course, because… FOUR principles that shall govern this body include…
Awesome.
This guy’s not just orson around.
This guy’s not just orson around.
I’ve got a job to do and I do it welles.
Here’s a mother-fucking recipe. Also: p00p.
I’ve got a job to do and I do it welles.
You scott business cards, too?
John Hawkins has another stupid list.
You scott business cards, too?
I got ridley them.
I’ve got a job to do and I do it welles.
Ack ack. Ack. Ack ack.
Head explodes.
John Hawkins has another stupid list
SHORTER HAWKINS:
Well, hell, I’m sure as heck not going to blame my readers for being losers, so let’s blame brown people and the folks who
lovehate them.Paul Ehrlich, Ebonics, and Mumia.
The liberal’s Holy Trinity.
I got ridley them.
Damn, I just thought someone randolph with them all!
Townhall’s got fine pickin’s today, actually.
Damn, I just thought someone randolph with them all!
Veronica lake.
Bartender says, “Hey, why the long face?”
That’s also the punchline to “Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar”.
The funniest thing in the post on Amy Alkon’s blog is the word “suddenly” inserted where it certainly doesn’t belong:
Welcome To The Police State
America…suddenly the land of the frisked, strip-searched, and interrogated — without probable cause.
P00p. Better than a flying car.
Veronica lake.
Are you ockelman me? I can’t ramrod that reference!
Alternate shorter Hawkins:
Liberals hate the poor. Martin Luther King was a liberal. Therefore, Martin Luther King hated the poor.
Liberals hate math education and science. Albert Einstein was a liberal. Therefore, Albert Einstein hated math education and science.
Liberals hate Hispanics. Sonia Sotomayor is a liberal. Therefore, Sonia Sotomayor is a self-hating Hispanic.
Liberals are violent. Quakers are liberals. Therefore, Quakers are violent.
Better than a flying car.
The logo on that is a bit of branding genius.
Also, Mark Sanford walks into a bar and is never seen from again.
Three guys walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducked.
What does Hawkins think the motivation is for Liberals? I mean, the very poor and illegal immigrants don’t vote, fervent environmentalists are a minority with far less money than the industrialists his side cozies up to, uneducated people tend to vote for his party while more educated people tend not to, so what does he consider to be the motivation for all this Liberal foot-shooting? For loose definitions of “think” and “consider”, of course.
What does Hawkins think the motivation is for Liberals?
HAHAHAHA Good one, tig! Hawkins….think HAHAHAHA
what does he consider to be the motivation for all this Liberal foot-shooting?
Because shut up, is why.
I suppose I should have first read the whole thing, indeedy, heh and such as.
A libertarian walks into a bar and I kick him squarely in the nuts. Why? Well I was just suspending his means of reproduction.
All. One. Guy.
…so what does he consider to be the motivation for all this Liberal foot-shooting?
Our undying Mumia-love. Duh
PENIS.
What motivation do you need when you’re evil?
Back later, poisoning the well my best customers drink from.
That’s also the punchline to “Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar”.
World’s prettiest ugly girl, or world’s ugliest pretty girl?
Inquiring mindsBald bastards want to know!Hawkins is a hoot! I loved his bit about “teaching ebonics and gay marriage” as school subjects.
How would one “cram” for a gay marriage exam?
RedState editorial staff take a trip toBizarro.
World’s prettiest ugly girl, or world’s ugliest pretty girl?
I’ve met her. I’m still wondering how she stands up. She’s got to be the skinniest little girl I’ve ever seen, but damn, she has a rack.
How would one “cram” for a gay marriage exam?
You hire a tooter.
How would one “cram” for a gay marriage exam?
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
How does John Hawkins identify the fucking Unabomber as a liberal without his head exploding?
A PENIS cram session would make Hawkins’ head explode (due to the pressure of all that PENIS being crammed into him).
He liked trees. Like Hitler.
World’s prettiest ugly girl, or world’s ugliest pretty girl?
I don’t get it. I’ve always thought she was hot. Once I saw her in that little white dress on the “Honeymoon In Vegas” movie posters it was all over for me.
Yummy.
OT, but here’s some interesting info re Walpin’s supposedly “sterling reputation” as a federal prosecutor. Seems he was a dishonest hack even then.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/6/23/745976/-NYT:-Walpin-an-embarrassment-to-DOJ-for-mishandling-Roy-Cohn-case
America…suddenly the land of the frisked, strip-searched, and interrogated — without probable cause.
I guess Amy Alkon slept through the Bush Administration.
Nixon would have aborted Obama
America…suddenly the land of the frisked, strip-searched, and interrogated
Sounds like a good night out!
America…suddenly the land of the frisked, strip-searched, and interrogated
Sounds like a good night out!
That’s why Alkon is whining about it. She never gets invited tothe A-list parties.
How does John Hawkins identify the fucking Unabomber as a liberal without his head exploding?
He wrote for the New York Times, which totally makes him the liberalest Liberal in all of Liberalstan.
God, Nixon was an asshole.
At least Nixon allowed that interracial sex isn’t necessarily rape.
“There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white,” [Nixon] told an aide, before adding: “Or a rape.”
God, Nixon was an asshole.
He’d be considered a liberal now for the rape exclusion. Not sure about the miscegenation scenario. I suspect there are an awful lot of pro-infanticiders now who would agree with him, secretly.
Nixon, still creepy after all these years.
Reagan was an asshole too.
At least Nixon allowed that interracial sex isn’t necessarily rape.
Yeah, but heaven forfend that a child come from it. That wouldn’t even be human so they should just kill it.
Asshole. (Nixon, not you Rusty)
Nixon, still creepy after all these years.
No kidding. The whole “Jews are to blame for antisemitism, it’s like they have a death wish” was really cute, too.
The comments at the Hawkins’ piece are a hoot. A few people are trying to make sane comments but are being shouted down, usually in this fashion:
“you’re making an assertion, which clearly isn’t right. No proof. However, here is my set of assertions, which we know are right, just like we know the Holocaust museum shooter was a lib”
All those deranged nuts must have OxyRush on 24×7.
Reagan was an asshole too.
Too? TOO? Ronald Reagan was a bigger asshole than Nixon by a couple of orders of magnitude.
Speaking of Mumia love, and teh eeevil darkies, can anyone point me towards info about a bomb(?) being dropped on some radical group who where holed up in a house. I only say a brief video the other about it and thought ‘I’ll look into that later’ and now I cannot remember the name of the radical group and the GreatGagoozle is not helping me out. I think it happened in the late 70’s but I’m not sure?
Too? TOO? Ronald Reagan was a bigger asshole than Nixon by a couple of orders of magnitude.
Actually, discussing repig presidents of the last half-century has basically been an exercise in understanding that there are an infinity of infinities.
Seriously, there are big infinities and small infinities in higher math. All the repigs belong somewhere out there in terms of evilness, destructiveness, and fealty to the richest 1%
Speaking of Mumia love, and teh eeevil darkies, can anyone point me towards info about a bomb(?) being dropped on some radical group who where holed up
You talking about the Philly bombing by the mayor?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE
As you might assume, all the blackity-black activists were simply dedicated conservatives, and the Philly city administration a bunch of evil libs.
M.O.V.E in Philadelphia, around 1982. Sorry can’t link right now but google that.
Just the job Lawnguylander, thanks
Somebody poke Gavin and see if he twitches
Somebody poke Gavin and see if he twitches
Nah, he just shot me a confused look.
Speaking of Mark Sanford, perhaps he might want to ‘fess up to flying from Atlanta to whatever lax-on-cock-fighting-jurisdiction he ended up in. Because his cover story leaves him terribly exposed.
I liked her in that first movie she was in, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, but A: That was 24 years ago, and 2: Helen Hunt was in it too, so I wasn’t paying too much attention to SJP. Lately she looks more and more like Tom Petty in drag every time I see her.
Also, it took me 20 years to be able to put the name with the face, because all these three-name-names are the same to me: Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, etc. etc. etc. It’s a weird mental block, but a persistent one.
I HOPE YOU LIE-BRALS CAN PUT OUR POLITICAL DIFFERENCES ASIDE, EVEN IF YOU ARE DISGUSTING COMMIE-HIPPIES, AND SAY A PRAYER FOR MR. GOVERNOR SANFORD, AS HE HAS BEEN HIKING IN THE WOODS AND CAME DOWN WITH A DISFIGURING CASE OF POISON IVY ON HIS MOST INTIMATE AREAS, SO BAD THAT IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HIS BOTTOM WAS SPANKED UNTIL HE WAS BLACK AND BLUE!!! THIS IS AN AWFUL THING TO HAPPEN TO ANYONE, AND MOST OF ALL A REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR, SO STOP BEING GODLESS FOR A MINUTE AND PRAY TO JESUS THAT NOBODY NOTICES!!!
I liked her in that first movie she was in, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, but A: That was 24 years ago
I never liked her. I blamed her for corrupting that cute young Mathew Broderick*. Recruited him into the heterosexual lifestyle, she did.
* This was also back when – when he was cute and young.
LDMM, make Gav be funny!
Jeebus, didn’t really notice this from Hawkins:
Hmm, condemnation or value-neutral statement?
PeeJ, the hets heard you were giving away toasters as a recruitment tool and decided to up the ante by going with Belgian waffle irons AND a quart of real maple syrup, how could he refuse?
LDMM, make Gav be funny!
He’s busy doing provide-for-little-Studebaker things at the moment, OneMan. He’ll get to the funny before too long.
You have to buy the right atoms for the kid to smash. Some of ’em are sharp.
How kan we not haz new tred when Andy “The Weasel” McCarthy is raving?
It gets better from there.
Rich Lowry tries to appear sane:
The weasel fires back:
Sharp as a 2×4, that boy. Go read the whole thing. Precious.
He’s busy doing provide-for-little-Studebaker things…
You’re just being selfish.
What about meeeeee!
Belgian waffles. OM NOM NOM
Belgian waffles. OM NOM NOM
Stop making pregnant lady crave food! Aaagh!
You’re just being selfish.
I know, I know. But those onesies don’t pay for themselves, you know?
The fact is that, as a man of the hard Left, Obama is more comfortable with a totalitarian Islamic regime than he would be with a free Iranian society. In this he is no different from his allies like the Congressional Black Caucus and Bill Ayers, who have shown themselves perfectly comfortable with Castro and Chàvez. Indeed, he is the product of a hard-Left tradition that apologized for Stalin and was more comfortable with the Soviets than the anti-Communists (and that, in Soros parlance, saw George Bush as a bigger terrorist than bin Laden).
Word soup garnished with a dollop of whipped stupid and a little chopped fresh WTF.
With all due respect LDMM, it’s not me that’s responsible for you being hungry. For once I am blameless.
The blameless liberal.
Pull the other one.
I’m with Righteous Bubba.
Wait… no, I’m a liberal too. I guess I have to blame society.
It can’t be my fault, PeeJ, I can only offer waffle makers to recruit gay men. For hetero women I only have the toaster to offer.
For hetero women I only have the toaster to offer.
But I already have a toaster. A womb toaster. I don’t need another one right now.
Hee hee, now I have a picture of the baby popping out like cartoon toast. Too bad there’s not a dial, so if you like your babies a little less toasted you could turn it down to 8 1/2 months, but of course the danger would be it would be too underdone and you’d have to put it back in to cook a little longer.
He is so staying out once he’s out. I’m not carrying Jonah Goldberg here, you know.
Via Eric the Red’s twittering feed, a stirring (or stinging) condemnation of Randy Andy Sullivan.
Fafblog lives!
http://fafblog.blogspot.com/
Praise Him.
I’m not carrying Jonah Goldberg here, you know.
Aw, we were hoping little Studebaker Hoch (“He does it every night/He’s really out-of-sight”) would be a legacy hire here, about the time Windows 10 comes out w/ the new telepathic interface.
about the time Windows 10 comes out w/ the new telepathic interface.
Heaven forbid! Then about every fifteen minutes our vision would go completely blue and we would suffer grand mal epileptic seizures and piss all over ourselves until somebody rebooted us…
UBUNTU!
(Or XP.)
I think he may be kicking in Morse Code at the moment, M. Bouffant. We could always translate and put up a post…
The question there is, are the kicks the message, or is the reaction he’s trying to get out of you the message?
That’s a good question, M. If my reaction is the message, then the message is: “GAH! Ribcage!!!1!”
“GAH! Ribcage!!!1!”
I just got a mental image of the lil’ tyke with his hands gripping the ribs, poor little face pressed up against the bars, wistfully dreaming of freedom….
BITCHES!
Sadly, not a chance in hell,
I just got a mental image of the lil’ tyke with his hands gripping the ribs, poor little face pressed up against the bars, wistfully dreaming of freedom….
Actually, I think I can just catch “Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen”, but I have to listen carefully.
Even mild criticism of my beliefs offends me.
Finally, an honest statement from Mike Adams.
If you read further, you come to understand that he only thinks he was writing a satire.
It’s a good thing Jesus loves him, because everyone else thinks he’s a dick.
Fafnir! Yay!
Damn, that little source of sanity fell out of me pointy li’l head (and bookmark transfers). Thanks for the reminder.
Behind the curve here, but when is little Studly due?
It’s a good thing Jesus loves him, because everyone else thinks he’s a dick.
And even Jesus has some reservations.
Behind the curve here, but when is little Studly due?
Septembrish. It’s going to be a long, hot, painfully kicked summer.
Actually, I think I can just catch “Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen”, but I have to listen carefully.
Just be thankful he’s not doing “Jailhouse Rock”.
My rotten little perisher is now 10 but I have this wonderful memory of him sleeping on my chest in the hospital when he was but an hour old or so. A big pink frog. Wid a pointy head. He needed that pointy little head turned before he came out. I believe the doctor said….(wait for it).
“scuse MA finGARS.”
Septembrish.
That one tune they do about the one guy who chases down the other guy who cut him off in traffic and they both end up getting nuzzled by a manatee? Classic.
A good month in which to be born, if I do say so myself.
A good month in which to be born, if I do say so myself.
I dunno. As much as I’ve been enjoying the whole pregnancy thing, I’ve been suggesting to him that if he were to choose to make his appearance in late August, he could have a pool party for his birthday every year.
And even Jesus has some reservations.
He did, and we kept the table ready for him, but he never showed up. I *knew* he’d already had his last supper!
Yglesias touches ever-so-briefly on Reagan’s involvement in the Saturday Night Massacre http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/06/ronald-reagans-lawlessness.php today. It would be nice to see a blogger who doesn’t suffer from Polite Young Liberal Man Syndrome the way Matt the Y (and Fresh to Death Ezra the K) does deal with this at some length because, as Yglesias mildly complains “Reagan is becoming the subject of bipartisan reverence.”
Then about every fifteen minutes our vision would go completely blue and we would suffer grand mal epileptic seizures and piss all over ourselves until somebody rebooted us…
And?
“GAH! Ribcage!!!1!”
You are not performing the Y-incision properly.
My bone saw: let me show you it.
All of them?!?!?
*shudders*
Oh, Finster…
Also, it took me 20 years to be able to put the name with the face, because all these three-name-names are the same to me: Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jennifer Love Hewitt, etc. etc. etc. It’s a weird mental block, but a persistent one.
Also, Barack Hussein Obama. He looks just like them!
Also.
It would be nice to see a blogger who doesn’t suffer from Polite Young Liberal Man Syndrome the way Matt the Y (and Fresh to Death Ezra the K) does deal with this at some length because, as Yglesias mildly complains “Reagan is becoming the subject of bipartisan reverence.”
When I’m in California, I always respectfully visit the grave of the dear departed Ronald Reagan.
I want to make sure the motherfucker is still in it and still dead.
My bone saw: let me show you it.
Not ’till the third date.
But those onesies don’t pay for themselves, you know?
Word of advice on onesies: the sizing is BULLSHIT. Especially Gerber brand.
“Word of advice on onesies: the sizing is BULLSHIT. Especially Gerber brand.”
Yeah. Just ask David Vitter.
Yeah. Just ask David Vitter.
ZING
“Excuse me, but this onesy is clearly marked ‘3 months’ yet it was worn out after only a few days.”