Hey Seb, are we fully up yet? Can we post that pic we have of Dean at the titty bar?

That picture is guaranteed to bring us down again… but what the hell, do it!

That’s not Dean at a titty bar. That’s actually just Dean with his shirt off. I can see how you’d get confused though- them boobies is huge.

I’d kill for Dean’s boobs.

*oos*

Dean, please forget I said that, I don’t want you calling Barney Fife on me.

*oops*

May we come in Mr. K?

Hold on…Dean, appears to actually be trying to…let me check my work…carry the two…ignore the null set…write something funny!

Well good for him.

Of course, it’s less funny than his pitiless insistence on executions for his perceived enemies, but it’s funny enough to find anyone who is willing to write, “I whipped out my katana” in a non-erotic way.

I once knew this guy named Adam when I worked in Tech support for MSN, I mean these guys had some freaks and losers working for them but Adam took the cake. This guy had a giant plastic tote full of about 500+ transformers. This guy would come to work with it, open it up, get on the phone and spend the next nine and a half hours of his day setting up, constructing, dismantling, organizing and reconstructing all of these like his desk was a booth at a comic convention.

Why am I bringing this up? One day when I took over Adam’s computer, I decided to be sneaky and check his history and see what he’s looking at all this time while playing with these toys. The spent his time in forums, writing (God’s honest truth) X-rated transformer and pregnant furry stories. Swear to god.

This Adam character looks like the bastard twin of Esmay. I’m not talking just a striking resemblance here… Down to the last thinning hair. And their prose and sense of “humor” are identifiably similar.

This leads me to two questions, Dean, have you ever worked for MSN, and do you write hilarious transformer porn? If so, I worked with you and know your real name.

I guess it was a forgone conclusion that this was going to end up being a geek-fest.

Nice one, cobags.

… spent his time in forums, writing (God’s honest truth) X-rated transformer and pregnant furry stories …

Damn. I don’t know what else to say.

*shakes head*

Time to get back to work.

Timmah420,

After that near miss with Gavin, you think he’s going to give up his real name (that is, if it isn’t the pig-latin derived Esmay)?

Although, let’s get to sluthin’.

Dean Esmay could be an anagram:

Adam Esyne?

Adam Neyse? (I like this one if you pronounce it ‘Nice’)

Adam Seyne? Yenes? Seney?

Esmay is a French-sounding name, it’s probably really Esmé. He should rename his site La Maison de la Cobbaggérie du Singe Fromage-Mangeant Capitulard or something.

tigrismus–Heh, indeedy!

Why must everybody laugh at my mighty sword?

OMG, stop making me think about this:

“…Fill your hand with cold steal….”

Burglary is wrong. Robbery is wronger. Making me imagine a handful of cold steal is wrongest.

Wow.

All we need are the words “katana” and “sword” replaced with something else that’s slightly blunt, yet slightly pointy…and thrusts…and fills your hand with…um, “cold steel”, and then we’ll really get the slash factor going in this loosely Transformers-related fanfic!

Quite frankly, I don’t what to be scared of more…Esmay on the Errortay, or Esmay on the Arousedway…

(Yes, that’s how the last word is supposed translated).

“I whipped out my katana and screamed “Die Gavin die!”

This, of course, brings to mind a quote from a Corman Movie:

“But I’m a Grimwold Warrior!”(say it in a nicy whiny voice for full effect)

Of course, it’s less funny than his pitiless insistence on executions for his perceived enemies…

But funnier still is Jay’s paranoid notion that I ever said any of my enemies, political or otherwise, should be executed. Only people who actually, y’know, violate the law and the Constitution, regardless of political persuasion or any of that.

I know, I know, I know, much too subtle a difference for some people. But that’s just what makes it even funnier. Say Jay, do you check under your bed at night to make sure evvillle Bush voters aren’t lying in wait to grab your foot while you’re sleeping? 🙂

:SMH:

Seriously, Dean, you shouldn’t be swinging your sword in public like that.

Especially as I hear it’s more a tanto than a katana.

But funnier still is Jay’s paranoid notion that I ever said any of my enemies, political or otherwise, should be executed.

Please define, with specific examples and justifications, exactly what you mean by “enemies” in this context.

Considering you advocated public executions “when” (not if) “they are found guilty,” as evidenced by your post that started it all, you may want to be very careful how you define “enemies” to stay within the bounds of elementary logic.

Just sayin’.

Wow..it’s like Esmay has created a cargo cult for humor. He’s constructed an elaborate humor-like construct on the off-chance that it will attract any passing funny.

Here’s a hint, Dean, next time, try photoshopping a piece of fruit on to someone’s head. That one always kills me.

Moriarty’s real name is Arty Morty!

Man, you just don’t see good cargo cult jokes that often.
I salute you, fiver.

I don’t think funny would be caught anywhere near Dean’s post.

Dean Esmay = Ye Sad Mane
= Mee Sad, Nay!

Just to clarify, Dean, that was not a death threat against you or your family!!!! Please don’t sic the LG law firm (sadly no regulars, do I have that one right?) or your fertile, homoerotic imagination on me!

Oh, and pal, if you have to specify the =) for people to tell you were making a joke, what you were saying wasn’t funny. I understand in the part of the blogosphere where you come from, satire is not understood, so everything is taken at face value unless there is the appropriate emoticon to tell you how you’re supposed to feel. And conversely you can say whatever you want (especially any baroque torture phantasies), no matter how un-funny or offensive it is, so long as you add the smiley face at the end. But Dean, here in the hi-larity based community things work a little differently. 😉

Let’s eat all teh Irish babies! LOL 🙂 j/k