Ding dong!

I think I am going to hyperventilate. Seriously. Oh my god. Somebody…help me….

Ok. I think this tops Bush=super genius. This is it. Hinderaker is a complete joke.

I know we already knew that, but I think he’s probably insane. I would like to see a personality test done on him. The only possible conclusion would be borderline.

And I just love the ‘poll’ on the page that requires you to sign up for spam.

You guys really are too fuckin’ hilarious. And I’m not just saying that cause I want to direct anyone to my blog or anything.

Assrocket has become a fat, complacent and all-too-easy to humiliate.* He needs to step up his game if he wants to win a Kippie this year.

* Not that there’s anything wrong with that, if that’s what he’s into.