From This Day, Apes Will Go Ericshit
Oh dear. Yes, this will be known as the day that Erick Erickson finally went ‘apesh.’ That is, he lost ‘it.’ Clever? Not very. But we’re a bit stunned.
Erick Erickson, RedState:
Blood for Blood. Ashes for Ashes.
If the right can be blamed for the tragedy today, the left must be consumed with scrubbing the blood from its hands.
A.k.a., “If I can be blamed for this tragic drunken auto accident, officer, then you must spend your life atoning for the acts of the Gestapo,” a.k.a., “This court accuses me of crashing my truck into a fenced lot full of off-duty hot dog carts while shouting, quote, ‘Yabba-Dabba-(hic)-Doo,’ yet it is suspiciously silent about the sexual abuse of children.”
You only thought leftists got excited when American soldiers got killed. As I’ve written before, leftists celebrate each and every death of each and every American solider because they view the loss of life as a vindication of their belief that they are right.
That’s fine, mister, but do we hear one word about how every single rightist leaves his GI Joes right in the middle of the floor, literally every time we turn around?
Well, I didn’t think it was possible, but the gunning down of guards outside the Holocaust Museum in Washington has Markos Moulitsas and his band of leftist brothers positively demanding a ticker tape parade for the deranged shooter.
At least we don’t celebrate Hitler Thursdays, where Erick and his million musketeers positively kill every single Jew while dressed as Hitler, and then drink beer and burp in fake German and have an Achy-Breaky Macarena dance party. It’s hard to believe Erick does that, but then, ask him why he has a tattoo on his butt that says “I’m not a racist, I [graphic of a cowboy ripping out the heart of a black person] NASCAR.” You can see it on his red ol’ frecklebutt every time thousands of conservatives take to the streets wearing Speedos and high heels on Free Blowjob Day, scheduled for every time a child dies of cancer.
This truly surprises, not to mention Shaka Nepals1 us, because with Erick, every time it seems the fuehrer has died down, it’s another rerun of Gilligan’s heil-land, with Erick “The Skipper Too” Erickson, ha-ha, oh, it is to funny for evar.
Kos, best known for celebrating the deaths of American contractors in Iraq and saying “screw them,” is now declaring the right is to blame for the shooting at the Holocaust Museum.
Kos? Isn’t he the guy who celebrated the deaths of American contractors in Iraq, saying “screw them?” Now he has a website? There are second acts in American lives after all, it seems. Last we heard of Kos, he was posting a blog comment celebrating the deaths of American contractors in Iraq, saying “screw them”. What’s this? Now he has a website?
Let me make just three quick points:
A “point” is when a passerby indicates his choice of assistants on Free Blowjob Day, so another child must have died. It is questionable, these convenient deaths of children, but few if any conservatives have claimed credit for the murders, if any.
Erick is probably angry at all of this nastiness by now, but if we understand him as well as we think we do, he isn’t contextualizing it in any meaningful way with his own accusations. Instead, he’s just like, “Raaa!”
Hey Erick: Raaa! Raaa-Raaa!
You bad red poo-man, thrash-thrash branches on jungle floor, hoo-hoo-haa-haa. You are responsible for a murder. You are to blame for killings. Ha-ha, treason, murder, crime.
1. It is the leftists like Kos’s acolytes that perpetuate anti-Semitism under the guise of “if only we wouldn’t defend Israel this wouldn’t happen.” Nazism, like Communism, and the neo-nazis disease that stems from the former, share the common foundation of socialism that these same leftists now agitate for.
This is actually something that we’ve been meaning to write about in detail, because the people and institutions that became ‘conservative’ in the immediate-postwar period were largely pro-German before the war, and in some cases even during it. Moreover, if you start reading about entities like the America First movement, it doesn’t take long before you’re encountering cites for most of the stuff that Jonah Goldberg picked through in writing Liberal Fascism — and from there, it becomes very clear how determinedly Jonah had to kick the crap out his sources to make them say what he needed.
But the point of Jonah’s book was never to prove anything. It was so that people like Erickson could make zany, backwards claims like these without any explanation or context.
It’s like the crush porn operation that finances RedState and its parent companies. If there were some book out there that ‘made a case’ for such a thing, I wouldn’t have to say that I just made it up.
2. If the right were to blame for the tragedy at the Holocaust Museum, Markos Moulitsas, Keith Olbermann, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama must be positively scrubbing the blood off their hands after the tragic murder of Pvt. Long in Arkansas last week and wounding of Pvt. Quentin Ezeagwula. I’m surprised leftwing bloggers can type with all the blood on their hands.
And yeah, see, since we’ve established that the hand-bloodied Markos Moulitsas, Keith Olbermann, Harry “Da Blood-Hand Gang” Reid, and Barack “Bloody-Hand Basketball” Obama do have blood on their hands because the Holocaust Museum shooting is their fault, that means that all hands of blood are on them, and no blood nor any hands are upon conservatism. Magic? Nope, it’s called thinkin’, son.
3. Kos and the lunatic gunman today and the lunatic gunman who killed Pvt. Long share more in common that the rest of us — their world view is centered on contempt for what this nation stands for and are consumed with an abiding hatred of George W. Bush and the “neocons.”
We’ll return to that interesting word, “neocons,” after a station break.
Poor Erick is now douching himself sore, worried the FBI can still find traces of von Brunn’s splooge in his rectum.
Wow.
Once again, treating every single event in the universe as an excuse to attack Obama while screaming THE LEFT IS DERANGED AND FULL OF IRRATIONAL HATRED as loud as possible, is the only game plan in the playbook.
That’s it. That’s all they got over there.
Ohjeezusonapogostick, we’re still doing the “neocon is SEEKRIT LEFTIST SPEAK for Jew!” thing over there at RedState?
Wow. Shark, jump.
statement of fact: in the last few days both James von Brunn and Rev Wright have claimed POTUS is controlled by Jews.
http://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/2120776958
Instead, he’s just like, “Raaa!”
That’s what I got out of it, too. Just yelling as loud as he can, angry that his side is losing so badly.
Immediately after writing this piece, Erick started making calls about buying fertilizer and diesel fuel.
every time it seems the fuehrer has died down
Oh, and Gavin?
Where do you want me to put these here Internets you done won?
See, it’s similar to English but I don’t think the words he uses mean the same thing to him as they do to me. This could be a screed about liberal something or other, or it could be a “how-to” for making a tasty, tasty rhubarb pie.
Now that I think about it, it actually makes more sense and has a more coherent political point if you go back and read it as a pie recipe.
The entire right-wing Wurlitzer is playing full blast to convince people that Bruun was a leftist. I assume Brian Williams and Katie Couric will be on my TV tonight explaining how Nazism and white supremacists really are phenomena of the left while waving Jonah the Whale’s book around as “proof.”
in the last few days both James von Brunn and Rev Wright have claimed POTUS is controlled by Jews
I’m going to wait on Alex Jones’ expert view on the subject before I decide anything.
So, here’s the thing I don’t get about this. I read a few bits of Liberal Fascism, and while it was a nonsensical piece of crap that should have been laughed out of circulation, it did have a sort of cockeyed attempt at logic to it. I mean, “Nazis ate vegetables. Liberals eat vegetables. Therefore liberals are nazis,” is stupid, but there’s at least a six-degrees-of-separation game happening. It’s at least followable.
This is not. This is saying, “A white supremacist shot at people. Other people shot other people. Therefore, liberals are Vogons.”
It’s literally just making shit up, without even an attempt at imitating a thought process.
This is the star of the conservative movement?
I thought the Reverse Double Malkin was the pinnacle, but now we have the Half-Baked Ginger with Sprinkles vying for the top spot.
Statement of fact: In the last few days, Jake Tapper pleasured himself over 45 times with a giant purple dildo nicknamed “Master Karl.”
Sure, why not?
The wingnut mind in a nutshell.
Jake, if Uncle Walt were alive today he’d be mighty proud of you.
Statement of fact: In the last few days, Jake Tapper and Mickey Kaus orally pleasured every goat in New Hampshire.
The wingnut mind is a nutshell.
Fixated.
statement of fact: Fuck Jake Tapper.
Another statement of fact: Reverend Wright did not in fact shoot anyone at the Holocaust museum, whereas a known habitue of the right did in fact shoot the fuck out of such a place.
You know, it’s funny, but a child could tell you that what he’s claiming (because lefties want recruiters off of high school campuses they’re thrilled by lunatics murdering their staff for entirely unrelated reasons) is wrong. He can’t be this stupid. And yet he’s still as legitimately outraged as ever.
I’ve always kind of wondered if the outpouring of suspiciously-furtive-and-purposeful grief by the right-wing blogosphere after 9/11 was the product of deliberate artifice. And now I know. Thanks, elected representative in Bumfuck, GA!
Statement of fact: In the last few days, Jake Tapper touched himself inappropriately every time he thought of Sarah Palin’s daughters.
Jake Twitter is a tap.
Statement of fact: In the last few days, Jake Tapper now suspects that the Jews control the White House, ’cause if Rev. Wright and James von Brunn say it, the truth must be somewhere in the middle.
“the Jews control the White House, ’cause if Rev. Wright and James von Brunn say it, the truth must be somewhere in the middle.”
Excellent point. Mind if I cite you as an expert source in my next story? I guarantee your anonymity.
Can they really be this stupid? Oh wait……..never mind.
But this only proves that von Brunn is a leftist! I mean, rumor has it that both once said things that sort of vaguely agree if you ignore context and everything else both of them ever said! It’s all connected! WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!
That actually kind of hurt.
FTFY.
If there were some book out there that ‘made a case’ for such a thing, I wouldn’t have to say that I just made it up.
Feel free to cite my work-in-progress, “From Moustaches to Granny-Eyebrow Crush Porn: The Secret History of Righteous Bubba’s Blog”.
Statement of fact: A “jake tapper” is the slang term for an employee who masturbates an obese wingnut for tips. Rush has seven.
“Granny-Eyebrow Crush Porn”
Is that crushing with a granny eyebrow or crushed upon a granny eyebrow? Cause one would be fine but the other is just sick.
Liberals like art. Brunn was an artist.
Q.E.D.
This is going to be a really difficult story to deal with, because von Brunn also targeted the Weekly Standard and Fox News (under the delusion, ironically furthered by Fox themselves, that the Jews control the media and, through the ‘neocons’, the government).
People are going to get really deliberately ignorant about anyone against bulldozing tent cities to sell suburbs to Americans, the difference between ‘neoconservative’ as a definite ideology and ‘neoconservative’ as a paleocon ethnic slur, and on and fucking on.
The biggest hope is that the ADL, which has actually done a remarkable job of toeing the line for Obama lately, makes the correct but unpopular call – that this guy is representative of a line of extremism endemic to the hard right, and that equivalences can’t be drawn between racist shitheads on the counterculture fringe and murderous neo-Nazi zealots who the Bush Administration has allowed to run rampant.
Eirick is a whole shed off tools surrounded by a shit moat on fire. Dumbest Motherfcuker Ever – today.
It is the leftists like Kos’s acolytes that perpetuate anti-Semitism under the guise of “if only we wouldn’t defend Israel this wouldn’t happen.”
Is anyone saying this? I haven’t heard it. Unlike the “outlaw abortion and our nuts won’t kill your doctors” theme I’ve seen actually published.
And it’s grannies crushing eyebrows.
Jeebus, this is why it’s SECRET. Not for nothing is it required that people spent large amounts of money on machinery and learn secret technological lore just to view it.
It’s help, of course, if anyone had much of an idea as to what “left” and “right,” as basic concepts, refer to. Racism may not be, by necessity, a characteristic of either in particular, but shooting people over it is definitely a characteristic of the right wing.
Perhaps it would be instructive to see not only what von Brunn disliked, but what he was in favor of. I’m going to take a wild guess here and say he wasn’t a Rachel Maddow fan. I’ll also wager that he hated socialism (actual socialism, not whatever-they’re-referring-to-nowadays socialism) as much as he hated Fox.
Thanks, Gav, but your explication makes that crap no more or less incomprehensible to me. Do you know what planet he’s from?
Personally, I’d like Janet Napolitano to apologize for her apology. Which I’m expecting shortly after she comes out of the closet. Which will happen when Amazon.com delivers my new jetpack so I can fly to the moon.
Holocaust Museum shooter von Brunn was angry that his Social Security benefits appeared to be cut. According to Glenn Blech’s logic, this whole incident should be blamed on right wing Social Security ‘reform’ proposers like billionaire hedge fund fan of slashing Social Security Pete Peterson.
…Markos Moulitsas and his band of leftist brothers positively demanding a ticker tape parade for the deranged shooter.
… Markos Moulitsas, Keith Olbermann, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama must be positively scrubbing the blood off their hands …
That Kos. He’s always so ‘up’ about everything.
These sh*ts live for the “news cycle”. They actually think that if they can deny affiliation with these psycho-killers for 48 hours, then it won’t matter if they get smeared later, because only Olbermann/Maddow will ever revisit the story. I think Erickson is the illegitimate grandson of Brunn, and the trunk of his car is full of grandpa’s pamphlets and diaries. Someone needs to investigate Erick, because of all the ties he has to Grampa Gunsel.
Black is White
by Jonah Goldberg
If white is the absence of color, wouldn’t that make it black? well yes it would! so white is black and black is white . the end .
Update:
A reader writes: You’re smart because in the dark white objects look black.
Also: If the right were to blame for the tragedy at the Holocaust Museum, Markos Moulitsas, Keith Olbermann, Harry Reid, and Barack Obama must be positively scrubbing the blood off their hands after the tragic murder of Pvt. Long in Arkansas last week and wounding of Pvt. Quentin Ezeagwula. I’m surprised leftwing bloggers can type with all the blood on their hands.
So if we were to accept that mad gambit, that would make one death on liberals’ hands to your, wait, I’ve lost count. Von Brunn, Roeder, Poplawski, Adkisson, and that’s not even 12 months.
Kos and the lunatic gunman today and the lunatic gunman who killed Pvt. Long share more in common that the rest of us — their world view is centered on contempt for what this nation stands for and are consumed with an abiding hatred of George W. Bush and the “neocons.”
Does Eric really think he, von Brunn, Roeder et al. have less in common?
Is “positively” wingnut for “in no possible sane comprehension of events?”
As I’ve written before, leftists celebrate each and every death of each and every American solider because they view the loss of life as a vindication of their belief that they are right.
This is flatly false. I do not think I am alone in saving a bottle of Veuve Clicquot for the occasion of the 5,000th US fatality in Iraq.
Gee, why would any citizens of a nation lied into an unwarranted, unnecessary, illegal war of choice at the cost of thousands of lives, trillions of dollars, our standing in the world and several of our most basic constitutional rights hate George W. Bush and the “neocons”?
I don’t hold petty grudges over inconsequentialities.
Tweet on, player.
Score another one for the mighty, mighty RedState. Perhaps next time Erick will let Free Republic and its accounts play.
Liberals like art. Brunn was an artist.
This is all so clear now.
Clearly, von Brunn was a leftist because he hated Jews and therefore loved Muslims. If we slaughtered all the Muslims then no one would hate Jews anymore. When will the left admit to having blood on its’ hands for the Holocaust because they have stopped the mass slaughter of Muslims in death camps?
Liberals like art. Brunn was an artist.
OMFG!@!!! SO WAS HILTER!!!11
Feel free to cite my work-in-progress, “From Moustaches to Granny-Eyebrow Crush Porn: The Secret History of Righteous Bubba’s Blog”.
Read it while you can. I’m afraid that when the Drag and Drop Wall of Hair becomes operational, it will rise up and destroy us all.
Blood for Blood
Like Erick, this is what I normally lead with when I want to prove I am not some crazed shitbag.
Damn, I made a typo when calling out Erick for being a dumb motherfucker. I iz owned by RedState now.
Help.
Debbie, stop spoofing Pere Ubu.
Oops, link to go with tweet text.
How long since Erick ibn-Erick last complained that liberals were drawing “A moral equivalence that mocks the reality of good and evil”?
As recently as a week ago, sez Teh Great Gazoogle.
Clearly, von Brunn was a leftist because he hated Jews and therefore loved Muslims.
And everybody knows there’s no one more liberal than a Muslim fundamentalist.
“And everybody knows there’s no one more liberal than a Muslim fundamentalist.”
No, no, Muslim fundamentalists are the Slavs, homosexuals and assorted political dissidents of Liberal Fascism.
Nice meltdown. Epic fail rederick.
How can you people sit there and draw these bizarre, unfounded non-equivalencies when it has been reliably* reported that leftists SPAT on returning Vietnam veterans** LESS THAN 40 YEARS AGO??!!?!! And thanks to the obviously liberally biased MSM, we only hear about this two or three times a week now!
Bow your heads in shame! Again! As fir right-wing murderers, bygones!
It’s only fair.
* anecdotally
** slightly more frequently than WWII-veteran rightists spat on them for losing the war
Logic of right wing thought…
“Since I am correct in my view whatever I say in defense of it is also correct. Q.E.D.”
“Magic? Nope, it’s called thinkin’, son.”
You’ve got my logos all up in my pathos with that one, Gavin. Another piece of rhetorical gold.
Dimore D’Merrier!
No, no, Muslim fundamentalists are the Slavs, homosexuals and assorted political dissidents of Liberal Fascism.
No, Muslim Fundamentalists are the straight white males of liberal fascism. Straight while males are the Jews of liberal fascism. And Lithuanians are the Ukrainians of liberal fascism. And Uighurs are just fucking scary.
I’ll be damned.
So I read your amusing post (“after the feuhrer has died down” ho ho!) but I was thinking, “What paragraphs did Gavin M. leave out of Erickson’s post that might, you know, tie the whole thing together so that it makes at least some sort of sense to anyone?” So I grit my teeth and clicked through and read the original article from start to finish.
Dear fellow Sadlynauts, let me spare you that disgusting effort with this one amazing, unbelievable fact. Gavin M. copied the entire original post. What you’ve already seen is all that there is.
So then I got to thinking, “Well then, what could have been published over at the Daily Kos which set this Erickson fellow’s hair on fire?” So then I went over to the Daily Kos web site, where I read or at least skimmed every single post on the main page for the last two days. And amidst all those articles there was nothing, not a single thing, which was of such a nature as to cause Erickson to have blown all his fuses like he so flagrantly did.
You know what? I believe this Erickson dude has gone stark raving mad. I wouldn’t be at all surprised to read in tomorrow’s news that he grabbed up his shootin’ iron and blasted the Hell out of a Girl Scout Troop, or the llama cage at the city zoo, or a convention of dentists (DIRTY TRAITOR BASTARDS ALWAYS PUTTING FILLINGS ON THE LEFT SIDE OF PATIENTS’S MOUTHS!!!! AAAAAHGH! BANG BANG BANG BANG). Seriously! Mother fucker’s totally gone round the bend.
This rubber-glue shit is old. The froth shooting out of his face = pure impotence at pinning it on the pinkos, apparently the Strong Bads of existence itself. omgnationalhealthcarelolgayfagperpetraitors!!1 Now they’re seekret muslin spec-op poltergeists who possessed this reject to publish and distribute ‘racialist’ bullshit for over half of his life and shoot someone who had nothing to do with the holocaust, nazis, jews or anything! Good job, fucko. Hey kids, want to waste 45 years of your life? Check out this pamphlet.
Son of Erick loozfails at everything.
Well, W. Kiernan, it was bruited by this very blog that dentistry is theft…
It’s been obvious for quite a while now that Ruppertry is theft.
Fuck you! I’m not a slave to any dentures.
Damn. This guy’s level of projection…I just can’t match it.
Bookmark this, liberals. Erick Erickson’s crazy is unobtainable by mere mortals.
What Alec said. Indentured labour is slavery!
Erick Erickson’s crazy is unobtainable by mere mortals.
I beg to differ. I mean, there’s Malk, Lil’ Deb and Pammie just for starters. Oh, Glenn fucking Beck.
It’s his stupid that’s infinite and eternal.
Indentured labour is slavery!
Always with the vagina dentata. You guys are obsessed.
Even within the crazy that is Eric son of Eric, this
does not compute. Kos is celebrating this shooting by blaming it on the right wing he hates so? Does Erick celebrate things by blaming them on other people? “Wow, man, good job planning out this barbecue! It’s all the damn Joneses’ fault!”
Of course, being a wingnut, he may celebrate anything he can use to make the Other Team look bad… and being a wingnut, he will project…
Huh. I guess it does compute, it’s just that when it’s put so plainly, it looks almost as crazy as it really is.
This. Or maybe it’s just his simplicity. Now that I think about it, he kind of reminds me of that character from 1984, the one who toed the party line all right, but who spoke so plainly about what he was doing that it was obvious that what he was doing was a great disservice to humanity. Something about cutting down the language to make thoughtcrime impossible.
Of course, that character was supposed to be very intelligent, so maybe the comparison is bunk.
How many naps a day must Erick need to cope with the exhaustion caused by his head explosions. He’s like a nuclear reactor experiencing the China syndrome every five minutes. (His bowels must be a mess, too.)
Much sympathy and admiration for Gavin who magically transforms each putrid turd into comedy gold.
Hehehe, Hi-Def with Blutoof cracks me up.
Featuring special guest Censorious MPAA.
Much sympathy and admiration for Gavin who magically transforms each putrid turd into comedy gold.
It’s a highly secret process that involves liberal application of the philosopher’s stone and a nuclear reactor.
How many naps a day must Erick need
Imagining this sung in a nasal Dylan whine.
Indentured labour is slavery!
we’ll be gone for the summer
we’re on the workfarm to stay
tell my homies we’re serfin’
serfin’ USA
How many naps must a Red Stater need
Before they call him wingnut?
How much insane must a wingnut breed
Before he will satisfy Smut?
Whew. Tired now. Must stop.
So then I got to thinking, “Well then, what could have been published over at the Daily Kos which set this Erickson fellow’s hair on fire?” So then I went over to the Daily Kos web site, where I read or at least skimmed every single post on the main page for the last two days. And amidst all those articles there was nothing, not a single thing, which was of such a nature as to cause Erickson to have blown all his fuses like he so flagrantly did.
Today on the Twitter Erickson is pushing this Red State diary as a documented proof of Moulitsas’ anti-Semitism. I haven’t read it, but I assume it includes links to diaries that appeared at the Daily Kos at some point in time.
Don’t you get it?
First, liberals (in the form of dentists) introduce and promote the use of mercury amalgam fillings. Years later they convince a gullible public that fluoridation will prevent a great deal of dental decay. Then they get their peers in medicine to put thimerosal in vaccines, which are also mandated for all youth entering public school (which is also mandated.)
The bioaccumulating mercury and fluoride act upon the CNS, lowering IQ and making the public progressively more stupid thus ensuring a large base for liberals to get re-elected. This also allows liberals to tax the shit out of an addled public.
This is how dentistry came to be theft, ladies and gentlemen.
“each and every death of each and every American solider “
So, every American soldier has more than one death? That’s what your shitty sentence would seem to imply, Mr. Fancy Pants Red State Managing Editor Toolbag.
Also: “positively demanding”; “positively scrubbing”; I can state positively that your writing is shit.
And: “Nazism, like Communism, and the neo-nazis (sic) disease that stems from the former, share the common foundation of socialism that these same leftists now agitate for.”
My last bowel movement was better formed and more intelligent than that sentence.
“I’m surprised leftwing bloggers can type with all the blood on their hands.”
I’ve ceased to be surprised that Eric can type with all that shit between his ears.
J–: The diary’s argument is that von Brunn hated Christians, Bush and McCain; that he referenced “neocons” in his anti-semitic rants; and that he was a 9/11 truther.
He complements this with a handful of links to Daily Kos diaries. A couple of them are angry atheist rants (with prolonged arguments in the comments), some of them are mostly ignored “Loose Change” nuts, and a couple are critiques of AIPAC and its influence on American Middle East policy. He bolsters this with links to searches for such obvious anti-semitic red flags as “neocons AIPAC”, “christianist”, and “loose change”.
Of course, lots of right-wing nuts hate Bush and McCain. In fact, I seem to remember screeds calling both men liberal-loving quislings. I believe some of those screeds were on RedState.
A number of well-known neoconservatives are Jewish, and right-wingers have gladly picked up on the term. But critiques of neoconservatives do not amount to veiled attacks on Jews any more than critiques of bankers do. Neocons aren’t incredibly popular, even on the right wing, and most of their support comes from party elites. Your average NASCAR dad didn’t give a flying fuck about Francis Fukuyama. Political movements often involve antagonistic subgroups united by common cause.
I’ve never seen solid evidence that 9/11 truthism is a left-wing phenomenon. It’s a non-ideological movement with only two required ingredients — distrust of the US government and credulousness. It’s similar to JFK conspiracy theories in that regard. Neither of these are political positions.
Oh, and needless to say none of the diaries he links to have anything to do with Markos himself, nor the mainstream of Kos commenters, both of which tend to be far more friendly to the Likudnik position than not. (Anyone who follows the issue will recall Markos’ refusal to frontpage criticism of Israel, or the infamous “zzzzzzzzzzzzzz” responses to same.)
Thanks, Djur.
Whew. Erick is leading the stampede of wingnuts from non-linear thinking to fully non-Euclidean.
As I’ve written before, leftists celebrate each and every death of each and every American solider because they view the loss of life as a vindication of their belief that they are right.
My father’s older brother was killed in vietnam and I know how that affected his family, especially his Ma, my Gramma, who basically withdrew from life and before she passed during the first year of the Iraq bullshit, she would lay in her bed and watch the war news on cnn and just cry and I would say Gramma why are you watching this and she said how can I turn away from another mother’s pain? So needless to say as a leftist bitch I said to her get over it, Gram, listen every time a soldier gets blown up it only proves were right, don’t you see, and maybe after a few thousand more are blown away, we can take over and change things and so it’s a good thing when it happens, don’t you see??? And damned if I wasn’t right–we let enough of them soldiers die and we finally got rid of that evil ass and now we gotta guy who says he’s gonna change things, just as soon as the conditions are right, and so I guess we won, didn’t we? Well, didn’t we?
Yawn.
“My father’s older brother”
That would be your uncle, then? Poor thing. Stupid and bereft of your dear mother’s brother-in-law.
It should be pointed out somewhere that, unlike Mr Erickson, Markos Moulitsas actually was an America soldier.
chimpeval’s joking, peeps.
“chimpeval’s joking, peeps”
Are you sure?
This
Looks like standard inept faux-liberal concern trolling.
In summary: WAAAH! The Democrats are worse!
Thanks, snarkoleptic, I feel so much better for having laid out my family’s pain for you to make lame jokes about. It’s almost therapeutic.
Those were Erickson’s words, chimpeval is just illustrating how ridiculous they are.
“chimpeval’s joking, peeps”
Are you sure?
Here’s the boy himself, why don’t you ask him? Yeah I was joking–I was tryin to point out what a sick fuck that redstate bitch is, like we would really celebrate death–I mean they’re the oneswho could give a shit about the dying– but the part about my family is real–snark, I realize you took my shit the wrong way, but I never got to know that uncle and my father’s famly was devastated–and oh I really do hope barack is gonna change things and get the soldiers out of those hellholes, but I don’t have a lotta hope based on what I’ve seen–but we have to keep pressure on him. Bottom line is maybe I should stop trying to be funny cause apparently I’m really shitty at it!
Can’t read the whole thread yet, but – what the fuck is Erickson talking about? Did Kos actually say anything like what this nutcase is saying?
The Bestest Strategy Evah!
It’s all a bunch of Lefties. WE NEED LAW AND ORDER!!!!11111!!!
Check please,
C
See, the thing is, these assholes are totally committed to “The Game” – aka politics – & they know they’re down by 10 with about a minute to go. It’s all-Hail-Marys all the time now because they just don’t have anything else left.
Trouble is, when a Hail Mary fucks up, the other side usually intercepts &/or scores – & by the magic of negative feedback, the need for yet ANOTHER Hail Mary becomes all the more acute … this is what they’ve been up to so far: Steele going gangsta, a budget with no numbers, Gooper pols treating Limbaugh like the Pope, teabagging-parties … & now they’re facing a spate of obviously extreme-right-wing fucksticks (you know, their base) going postal as they see their “home team” seeking & snuggling up to newer & better ways to fail … that hole they’re in is starting to look like the Marianas Trench.
Karma, paybacks – call it what you will … it couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys. If you put your ear up really close to your computer, you can actually hear me giggling right now.
Why? It’s never stopped me before.
You’ll get my rubber-chicken & whoopee-cushion when you pry them from my cold dead hands!
Clearly it is Leftists and the very tanned man they elected who are the real white supremacists.
People dying makes me sad. Erick son of Erick son of Ericka son of Enrico son of Eric son of Bill, and co, blaming it on the victims and/or people who are dedicated to stopping exactly that sort of thing from happening so much in this world, makes me angry.
Chimpevil: Just use one of those sideways winking-smiley faces. Then we know its supposed to be funny, and we’ll smile. Maybe even wink, too.
Shaka Nepal performs with the dashiki-sporting beat poet, L’Africa Nature.
bop biby boo!
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THE MUSEUM SHOOTER WAS CLEARLY A MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE SET UP BY JUICE IN THE OSAMA ADMINISTRATION, I.E. JESSE JACKSON AND HIS ACORN BUDDIES. HE IS OBVIOUSLY FROM THE LEFT AS HE USED A .22 RATHER THAN A MAN’S WEAPON AS A FREEDOM FIGHTER OF THE RIGHT WOULD HAVE USED (SEE “RED DAWN”, YOU CLUELESS HIPPIES). HE WAS BEING CONTROLLED AS ALL OF YOU ARE, BY FORCING HIM TO DRINK FLUORIDATED WATER OUT OF A DR. BRONNER’S PEPPERMINT SOAP BOTTLE, SO STOP SAYING HE IS A RIGHT-WING NUTJOB AS ONLY LIE-BRALS ARE NUT JOBS.
The character of Syme. Winston was certain that Syme would be “vaporized” eventually, because he was too intelligent.
Indeed, Syme was later arrested by the Thought Police, and Winston saw him again in the cells of the Ministry of Love. Syme’s thoughtcrime was the very understanding that he was, in fact, doing a disservice – or more precisely, that Syme believed what he did was a disservice, instead of believing what he did was “good” (or even “doubleplusgood”!) His failure was a failure of doublethink, in this case, being unable to do something evil, knowing it is evil, but also “knowing”, at the same time, it is “good.”
Like Erick.
1. Post “Hi ho, I’m off to kill the Jews.”
2. Leave a handwritten note in your car: “Breathe seawater, Jews!”
3. Waste a single security guard. (Not Jewish. God has a sense of humor; probably a Polack. You think you’d be able to escape NAZI KILLS JEW OMFG if it could possibly be crammed in? A birther shooting a Jew? Get out of here.)
4. Newsy = Outrage = Distraction = Profit!
4a. Obama’s Muslin tendencies + Israeli boycott = massive economic damage, just you wait! You’ll think Goldman Sachs was a vampire feeding on the US GDP! Laugh-a while-a you can, monkey boys!
If all us life-loving people were allowed to kill all the people we wanted, because we’re being oppressed goddammitt, we’d have a real white chrsitian nation, just like our founder, jesus. Besides, we’re just killing them because they want us to, and so does the baby jesus.
This makes us better than the murder-loving lefties, because we are killing them out of love for the peace-loving GOD. Nobody loves the USofA better than us, and we’ll destroy it to prove it to those gayleftsocialistfascists, who only want to destroy it.
All of this is central to my point. I win.
Sometimes my Grampy used to get knee-crawling drunk on moonshine, and he’d pull out his Grateful Dead bootlegs, and while “Ripple v3.04.3a” dribbled out of the speakers, he’d talk about “criminal acts” or, if he was really faced, “felonies”.
He spent eight years in a camp of reconstructive citizenship and I guess it didn’t work, because the last thing he’d say before he passed out was “committing a crime isn’t an act of war, for fuck’s sake. They nailed bootleggers for tax evasion; they disappeared Noriega for having red silk boxers and Godfather laser discs. Somewhere along the way, the train came off the tracks. A crook is a crook. Book ’em if you have your shit in one sock, and if you don’t, go home and kick your dog and try a little harder next time. We’re not talking about rocket science here. Who gives a shit why some headcase shoots a random bystander? Is it really more evil if the guy stole his girlfriend in high school? How about if the guy’s grandfather stole his grandfather’s girlfriend in high school? What-EVER.”
But that’s old people for you. He said a bunch of other stuff, too, mostly about the Old Constitution, but I never paid any attention. Old people suck. Imagine having to go to a judge to get a piece of paper before you download an accused citizen’s entire data store. Men wearing tights and women wearing wimples, am I right?
“Nazism is leftism” is such a stupid fucking concept that it makes me want to die to think that people actually honestly could even consider conceiving of such an idea as possibly being thought of as having any validity whatsoever. ugh.
I blame the Uiguar-lovers for what happened at the Holocaust Museum.