Shorter Every Debbie: MUSLIMS

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Right wing terrorists are just trying to do for the Idaho potato what 9/11 did for falafal.

You mean fuck them?

Muslims were responsible for the white supremacist opening fire at the Holocaust Museum? What a coincidence! They also made me late for work, forgot to feed the meter so that I got a parking ticket, and ate my homework!

I thought that the title was the shorter. I clicked thru and…damn. She is weapons-grade psycho.

You mean fuck them?

Yes, warm up a potato in the microwave, lube it with some butter, and it feels just like a woman’s ear canal.

Om nom nom nom!

Julia Gorin blames Muslims and the states authorities who have failed to crush them.

Lady Doctor Missus Marita said,

June 11, 2009 at 4:23

Muslims were responsible for the white supremacist opening fire at the Holocaust Museum? What a coincidence! They also made me late for work, forgot to feed the meter so that I got a parking ticket, and ate my homework!
=======================================================

I know who I’m blaming when the problem-deal (which one!?) infesting my workspace explodes this week/tomorrow/soon.

(Hanx DMM!)

Trying to cover up white supremacy with racism against muslims is like trying to trynig to clean the toilet with a dirty diaper.

Bat shit crazy everywhere.

So say someone like von Brunn opened fire in a mosque. Would Schlussel claim he was a sleeper agent meant to stir insidious sympathies toward the idea of Arabs being human, or would she just Search-and-Replace Randall Terry’s sweet li’l eulogy to Dr. Tiller?

Until 9/11 and our resulting new tolerance for Islam

Ha ha ha ha. Thanks for that link to The Onion. That was priceless.

What?

So say someone like von Brunn opened fire in a mosque.

Oh, this is an easy one. The first words out of Lil’ Debbie (and several Freepers’) mouths would be “False Flag Op”.

So say someone like von Brunn opened fire in a mosque.

Not confusing enough. Say that a Muslim shot an abortion doctor. Fate forbid it ever happens, but how confused would wingnuttia be about that?

This crosses the line from Islamophobia into outright apologism for Nazi anti-Semitism. The idea that Islam should receive any of the blame for a crime that was 100% motivated by neo-Nazism is not only insulting to Muslims, it is an attempts to exonerate white racism for its role in some of history’s greatest atrocities.

Hitler had close ties to Islamists, like the Mufti of Jerusalem. Google it.

The History Channel even had show about it.

I hate to be looksist, but her hair looks like hell.

Can’t she use some of that street-meat moolah to get a deep conditioning treatment?

Woah- who’s the reference to here?? (From her comments)
“I’VE REMOVED THE LINK YOU POSTED BECAUSE THAT BLOGGER DEFENDED A WOMAN WHO SUPPORTED MUSLIM DEATH THREATS ON MY LIFE. SHE WILL GET NO TRAFFIC FROM THIS SITE. DS”

In 1941, Haj Amin al-Husseini,(Appointed Mufti of Jerusalem by the British in 1921, Haj Amin al-Husseini was the most prominent Arab figure in Palestine during the Mandatory period. Al-Husseini() was born in Jerusalem in 1893, and went on to serve in the Ottoman Army during World War I. Anti-British and anti-Jewish, the mufti was the key nationalist figure among Muslims in Palestine. Fearful that increased Jewish immigration to Palestine would damage Arab standing in the area, the mufti engineered the bloody riots against Jewish settlement in 1929 and 1936.

Al-Husseini’s appointment as mufti was itself the subject of much controversy. The decision to grant al-Husseini the position was made by Herbert Samuel, the first high commissioner of Palestine. It was odd that Samuel, a British Jew, would appoint a man who would be responsible for so much unrest within the Mandatory area. Al-Husseini in fact had been sentenced to ten years in prison by the British for inciting riots in 1920. None of that sentence was served, as al-Husseini had fled to Transjordan, and was soon after amnestied by Samuel himself.

For his part, al-Husseini had used his influence to quiet additional disturbances in 1921. He assured Samuel that he would continue to maintain order, and it was with this understanding that the high commissioner granted him the position of mufti. In the following year, he was also appointed to lead the Supreme Muslim Council, expanding his already significant powers. Known later as the Grand Mufti, al-Husseini was able to establish himself as the preeminent Arab power in Palestine.

One of the mufti’s most successful projects was the restoration of the Dome of the Rock and the al-Aqsa mosque. With funds collected from India and various Arab states, the Dome was plated in gold. The impressive looks of the Dome greatly enhanced the status of Jerusalem in the eyes of Muslims throughout the world. Similarly, al-Husseini’s own status as Mufti of Jerusalem increased his standing as an influential Arab leader.

The mufti was dismissed from his position following the riots of 1936. No longer able to stay in Palestine, he continued his extremist activities from abroad. During World War II, the mufti was involved in the mobilization of support for Germany among Muslims. In November 1941 the Mufti met with Hitler. Although he continued to be involved in politics, al-Husseini’s influence gradually declined after the defeat of the Arab armies in 1948.

fled to Germany and met with Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler, Joachim Von Ribbentrop and other Nazi leaders. He wanted to persuade them to extend the Nazis’ anti-Jewish program to the Arab world.

The Mufti sent Hitler 15 drafts of declarations he wanted Germany and Italy to make concerning the Middle East. One called on the two countries to declare the illegality of the Jewish home in Palestine. Furthermore, “they accord to Palestine and to other Arab countries the right to solve the problem of the Jewish elements in Palestine and other Arab countries, in accordance with the interest of the Arabs and, by the same method, that the question is now being settled in the Axis countries.”1

In November 1941, the Mufti met with Hitler, who told him the Jews were his foremost enemy. The Nazi dictator rebuffed the Mufti’s requests for a declaration in support of the Arabs, however, telling him the time was not right. The Mufti offered Hitler his “thanks for the sympathy which he had always shown for the Arab and especially Palestinian cause, and to which he had given clear expression in his public speeches….The Arabs were Germany’s natural friends because they had the same enemies as had Germany, namely….the Jews….” Hitler replied:

Germany stood for uncompromising war against the Jews.

That naturally included active opposition to the Jewish national home in Palestine….Germany would furnish positive and practical aid to the Arabs involved in the same struggle….Germany’s objective [is]…solely the destruction of the Jewish element residing in the Arab sphere….In that hour the Mufti would be the most authoritative spokesman for the Arab world. The Mufti thanked Hitler profusely.2

In 1945, Yugoslavia sought to indict the Mufti as a war criminal for his role in recruiting 20,000 Muslim volunteers for the SS, who participated in the killing of Jews in Croatia and Hungary. He escaped from French detention in 1946, however, and continued his fight against the Jews from Cairo and later Beirut. He died in 1974.

The Husseini family continued to play a role in Palestinian affairs, with Faisal Husseini, whose father was the Mufti’s nephew, regarded until his death in 2001 as one of their leading spokesmen in the territories.

Debbie’s just trying to distract from the fact that like she herself, the shooter was a member of Mensa. Which is pretty much your calling card for douchebags.

Sure, now everyone wants to claim close ties with me. First it was the Bush family, then the Vatican, now the Muslims. Everybody wants to be your friend after you’re dead, ever notice that?

TOTM:
The History Channel!?
Here
try this:
http://www.amazon.com/Blowback-Americas-Recruitment-Nazis-Effects/dp/1555841066
Thanks for playing…here’s your quarter back.

The History Channel even had show about it.

Ah yes, the authoritative History Channel, home of Monster Quest and UFO Hunters.

Hey guys, Christians had close ties to the Nazzies so I guess those Christians must be real barbarians amirite?

Not confusing enough. Say that a Muslim shot an abortion doctor. Fate forbid it ever happens, but how confused would wingnuttia be about that?

Oh, I think they’d handle that just fine. Rememberthis story?

In May, the Bush Administration allied itself with the Vatican and several Islamic countries at the UN special session on children in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to pass a policy that would prevent teenagers from getting abortions, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. Bush was successful, however, in getting “reproductive health services” dropped from the language of this agreement as well as removing any strong language in favor of comprehensive sexuality education. In August, the US again united with the Vatican and Islamic nations in an attempt to prevent the inclusion of human rights language in the document produced at the UN’s World Summit on Sustainable Development. However, at the last minute, Canadian and European delegates were able to add 10 important words to a paragraph that promotes the strengthening of women’s health care: “and in conformity with all human rights and fundamental freedoms.” Canada originally proposed the inclusion of a specific statement of human rights tied to women’s healthcare in an effort to prevent such atrocities as female genital mutilation and to safeguard abortion rights.

Or else, of course, there’s the old “see how our immoral lifestyle ANGERS them?” a la Dinesh D’Souza. They’d manage, believe me.

You know what I really hate about Debbie? What really gets me is how she preempts the parody. C’mon, how is anyone with even the slightest bit of functioning brain going to outdo that shit?

Also, she’s skanky.

Slightly OT: One of Debbuh’s commenters (who are as disturbed as she, believe it or not) dropped a link to something called “Little Green Footballs 2.0.” It looks like some collective of LGF readers who split off. The link was to this article, which used another article to argue that white supremacists are actually liberals. Yep

Check out their “About” section, which is some sort of twisted parody of (among other things) the Gettysburg Address. I know that you guys have no shortage of craziness these days, but this place is a fresh reservoir of Emperor Misha-level slobbering insanity and should be examined, if for no other reason than to prove that Peak Wingnut is a myth.

Muslims made me crap my pants!

The shooter really had “neo-cons”, Bush, and the Iraq War.

Hitler said: Everybody wants to be your friend after you’re dead, ever notice that?

Excellent point. Twoofie, are you paying attention? You so want to have a friend.

You’re dead to me, WP but no friend.

While searchng Lexis Nexis one day, I came across a pre-9/11 column authored by Mark Steyn in which he argued against universal human rights standards by claiming that Muslim countries should have the right to ban homosexual relations because of national sovereignty and religious tradition.

It was pretty fucking lol to see Mr. Eurabia himself agreeing with the Muzzies. He probably still holds these views but would never admit to them these days.

@D Johnston.

LGF2, SPLITTERS. Anyway, the article they cite was coughed up by Blivot Shaidle. See previous thread for Kathy Shaidle’s brilliant analysis.

The shooter was a Freeper and a Birther.
Address mah facts, troll.

Found it: http://tinyurl.com/lp5rg4

The Truth of the Matter said,

June 11, 2009 at 4:44

And this is relevant how? Oh yeah, right. “See? Arabs are BAAAAAAD BAAAAAD PEOPLE.” Gee, I guess you win.

Why don’t you read my post and find out WHY it is relevant? Hmmmm?

And this is relevant how?

Because Hitler was a Muslim. Or the Muslims are Nazis. Or the Pope shits cheese blintzes.

Henry Ford was a virulent anti-semite who accepted awards from Nazi Germany and many other U.S. corporations traded with Nazi Germany both before and during WWII.

The C.I.A. had close ties with Nazi war criminals and protected them from prosecution after WWII.

There’s even documentation showing collaboration between the Nazis and early Zionists.

But let’s selectively focus on the Muzzies because we happen to be at war with them!!

Still waiting to hear how Free Republic and the Birther movement are leftist institutions.

Seriously, Troofie’s interminable copypasta is the old canard (popular among the von Brunns of this world) about the Musselmen being responsible for the Nazi holocaust. Seriously! And the Jews helped. Seriously! Because nice white Germans could never even conceive of such a thing. Seriously!

Think of it as a kind of “Protocols of the Elders of Bellevue.”

Hmmmm

Troofie, turn your vibrator off when you’re posting.

(Troll responds to me, so I can’t help feeding it some more)

Why don’t you read my post and find out WHY it is relevant? Hmmmm?

I read your post, and I think I summed it up perfectly already.

Oh, yay, swishy “Men on Film” Troofie is back. I look forward to hearing about how al-Husseini’s wardrobe was seven different flavors of kitsch, girlfriend.

Or the Pope shits cheese blintzes.

Let us test this theory. “Oh K-Lo! We have a snack for you!”

Good God! Is there any wingnut more ugly (in every sense of the word) and all around embarrassing than Debbie Schlussel? Even taking the time to mock her is giving her more respect than she deserves.

Still waiting to hear how Free Republic and the Birther movement are leftist institutions.

The candidate for first place is “Shut up, that’s why”.

Running a close second is “It’s central to my point”

Let us test this theory.

Trust me, you don’t even have to fib. In fact, she’d be less enthusiastic about blintzes. Nom nom nom.

OMFG!!! Dont u fucking realize that, by attacking the Holocaust museum, the poor christian white male was just following a fashionable trend established by the perfidious muslims???

Its like when a (non-black) suburban kid listens to 2pac and then shoots up his high-school. He is simply subdued by the power of the murderous negro culture…

Or the Pope shits cheese blintzes.

Wasn’t that the Shmoo?

Glen Beck Blames The Left

The video the user uploaded is squished, he didn’t know how to correct for his wide screen. Basically, Glen goes full on with the “Whites are the Jews of Liberal Fascism” meme. His guest is Harry Binswanger, of the Ayn Rand Institute.

Maybe there is a better version out there?

Von Brunn, rejected artist:

Von Brunn applied to have his art shown at the Troika Gallery in Easton, Maryland, around the time the gallery opened about 12 years ago, two of the owners, Laura Era and Jennifer Wharton, told The Associated Press. They said they turned him down because it was not up to their quality and that made von Brunn angry.

“He stomped out,” Wharton said. “You don’t normally get that reaction from
artists.”

They say his work was not strange or violent, but the artists they show have many years of professional experience. They said von Brunn’s work depicted images such as horses and buffalo in the American West or an eagle with the U.S. flag.

Clearly it was the Jew-Commies what rejected such art.

Nice try, fake Debbie, but the real thing COMMENTS IN ALL CAPS, AS IF IT WERE NOT POSSIBLE FOR HER TO STOP SCREECHING EVER.

Sorry, should have been “White males are the Jews of Liberal Fascism”.

Harry Binswanger, apparently his pr0n name, says that von Brunn is a phenomenon of the Left because racism is collectivism and therefore it’s all our fault.

Also too: Ha ha.

Republican Norm Coleman must pay Democrat Al Franken $94,783 to cover court costs for his appeal of Minnesota Senate election results.

A Ramsey County court administrator entered the judgment Wednesday. It results from the two-month trial that ended with Coleman 312 votes short of Franken.

Minnesota law required Coleman to cover some of Franken’s court costs because the race’s outcome didn’t change. The judgment excludes Franken’s attorney fees.

However, less funny:

Risk of bacterial contamination has led the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) to warn consumers to not use any products made by Clarcon Biological Chemistry Laboratory Inc.

The Roy, Utah, firm voluntarily recalled some skin sanitizers and skin protectants sold under a variety of brand names after a recent FDA inspection found that the products contained high levels of disease-causing bacteria.

^^^^

that there is some irony

I just bypass the “hand sanitizer” and just wash my hands and throat in vodka every hour

Um, are you sure that isn’t a parody of lil deb’s site? No one is that nuts, right?

Looks like Debbie’s growing her mullet.

“…it was *even* on the History Channel?” Well, that proves something, I think. Wasn’t Hitler chummy with The Pope and Bush’s grandpappy? I think he and Franco palled around, too, till the whispers started.

Troofus was claiming Franco was a latte librul a while back too.

“Not of my Tribe” = latte sipping liberal fascist.

Wasn’t that the Shmoo?

They don’t make right wing comic strip artists like they used to. Pity.

“see how our immoral lifestyle ANGERS them?” a la Dinesh D’Souza.

Hey, I remember that!! D’Sousaphone said that he had more in common w/ the Grand Mufti of Cairo or wherever than w/ dirty gay-‘bortin’ Americans.

So D’Souza IS Hitler!!

We must be leftists too.

Oh wait, we only denied Negroes human rights. Guess that makes us centrists by Doughy Pantload’s definition.

Watch this from 8:25 and be amazed:

http://www.pjtv.com/video/Afterburner_/__The_Dowd_Conundrum%3A_Why_Vulcans_and_Other_Intellectuals_Don%27t_Belong_in_the_Big_Chair/1995/

HOW DARE U ACCUSE ME OF BEING A FAKE???? I’M THE REAL DEAL, THE JOAN OF ARC OF AMERICA, TIRELESSLY WORKING TO RID AMERICA OF ITS HOLOCAUST-ENCOURAGING MUSLIMS!!!

A HOLOCAUST FOR THE HOLOCAUST-ENCOURAGING MUSLIMS, I SAY!!!!

{boner}

Debbie Schlussel is right– why, anti-semitism was virtually non-existent in this country before 9-11!

Hey, BTW, has anybody seen my copy of the Turner Diaries?

I read that as “pity.com” at first.

Wow. Wow. Wow. I am amazed all right. It all makes sense now! We must keep smart people away from positions of power! This is the justification for Bush, Reagan, and Palin.

This entire thread is hilarious. Thank you all.

Schlussel: It’s, in general, not 89-year-old White guys telling people at churches worldwide and in religious schools that the Jews are the devil incarnate, a filthy tribe, the sons of pigs and monkeys, subhuman, etc.

You’ve got to admit, she’s got a point here: it’s not 89-year-old White* guys; Pat Buchanan is only 71.

* I’m inexplicably capitalizing the word “White” here, just like Schlussel. Perhaps she is referring to “White” as a proper name, like maybe E.B. White, the author of Charlotte’s Web and Stuart Little. I don’t believe E.B. White was racist or anti-semitic; in fact, his books suggest he was a very nice fellow. But if it is E.B. White she’s referring to, that might explain why Schlussel refers to “sons of pigs,” i.e., a reference to Wilbur in Charlotte’s Web. I also considered that she might be referring to Betty White, star of t.v.’s The Golden Girls, but Ms. White is certainly not a “guy,” and by all signs is also a pretty nice person. Could it be Jack White of the White Stripes? …Slappy White? …Snow White?

I’m very confused.

Wyatt Watts: Two kinds of people capitalize “White”: liberal/left sociologists (who generally capitalize the names of racial groupings [1]) and white supremacists.

[1] The reason for this is that “white” and “black” are adjectives describing essential quality while “White” and “Black” are titles for arbitrary ethnic groupings, parallel to “Hispanic,” “Chinese,” etc.

Meanwhile, Debbie Schlussel is UNDER ATTACK not only from MUSLIMS but also from CRAZED SUPPORTERS of Sarah Palin who are LEWDLY INVOKING VIBRATORS!!!

Now, lord knows I am no fashion plate nor even a stylish matron, but for the lovagod, if the woman knew she was going to be taped why the hell didn’t she get just a goddamn trim on the sticky-out cotton-candy hair? Jeeeezus, even the local $20 hairdo lady could have made it look better with a few passes of the scissors. It’s like shes TRYING for the Failed Kelly Bundy Look.

From the link above, Debbie explains why she’s not a loser:

For the record, at age 21, with all the odds against me and well-established, wealthy candidates running against me, I lost a race for the Michigan House of Representatives by just one vote (and actually, it turned out I’d won by three votes, but a sleazy judge, Edward Sosnick–who had a “relationship” with my opponent, Barbara Dobb, representing her when she was charged with stealing from her job at a carpet store–refused to recuse himself and decided to violate Michigan law and not count the votes). Hardly a failure. I could run for office again and win, but I have national and international influence here and have very successfully influenced many things in American and world politics.

Stealing from her job at a carpet store? Heheh, she probably took some remnants home.

Now, lord knows I am no fashion plate nor even a stylish matron, but for the lovagod, if the woman knew she was going to be taped why the hell didn’t she get just a goddamn trim on the sticky-out cotton-candy hair?

As another person who is no fashion plate, I totally concur. Jeebus. It’s like she didn’t even bother to comb it.

Sarahmessiahniks

Beautiful! So just like they created their own version of Hilary ( “they got a woman candidate – we need a woman candidate!”) and their own black man national leader ( Michael Steele) the splintering of the Republican party has generated its mirror-Obama cult leader, and along with it, its own insulting label!

By daring to elect a black man President, we “white folk” have opened the door to other whiteys shooting us dead.

Makes perfect sense.

Dear Debbie,

Do you think the “forced into submission” killer aimed a little more precisely at the “negroid” trying his best to do his job? Just curious… you horrific, almost-volcanic bukyak.

Not confusing enough. Say that a Muslim shot an abortion doctor. Fate forbid it ever happens, but how confused would wingnuttia be about that?>/i>

Wingnuts are endlessly versatile.

Uh oh. I broke the tags.

I’ve never done that before here, do I get a free screwup? I’ll grovel.

Debbie Sez (also):

I’d say a guy who spends his life on-line fanaticizing over Sarah Palin and sending me e-mails like this is the very definition of failure. And the really barren vessel. Nothing grows there.

Nice of her to print e-mail addresses, too.

Does functional zombism cause alzheimer-type speech disfunction? That girl needs a turning test, immediately, before she reaches McKenna-phase pod distribution stage.

…Until 9/11 and our resulting new tolerance for Islam…

Until July 4th and our resulting deeper friendship with the English.

Until Dec. 7, 1941 and identical twin gay Muslim abortion doctors.

Until Dec. 21, 2012 and the JOOOOOS.

NOFNeNaMgAlSiPSClArKa said – heh heh heh. That high school edumacation all those centuries ago left me with something useful.

Oh, and methinks you meant a Turing test. Mebbes. Hard for me to tell, since I’m a bit shikkered.

Carry on.

Oh, yes, the History channel. Why, I remember just the other week, how they had a two hour special on the Freemasons’ terrible plot to sacrifice Catholic babies to Baphomet, on behalf of their Templar masters.

Also, Hitler.

I think the Freemason episode came on right after Nazi Astronauts on Mars

You know, living here in Europe, this is about the most absurd thing I have read in, well, forever.

I guess this means the Spanish Neo-Nazis attacking mosques in Barcelona, the French Neo-Nazis painting swastikas on the graves of Muslim soldiers that fought for France in WW2, German Neo-Nazis attacking random foreigners (usually Muslim Turks or Kurds), and so on are all evidence of how the Neo-Nazis are taking their leads from the Muslim world.

I do know the absurdity of some occult alliance between Neo-Nazis and Islamic Jihadis is all the rage among Right-wing conspiracy theorists in the United States; but for anyone living in Europe this is just beyond stupid.

As soon as I heard about this tragic event, I thought “so how long before Pammycakes or Schlussel link this event to ‘Islamofascism’?”.

Rev. Wright did it. Or so one of SS’s commentators asserts. Why, it’s amazing that Obama didn’t take a community organizing lunch with this liberal-Nazi-pro-Muslim-anti-semite-anti-security guardist.

So now her site appears to be down. I suppose not being exposed to batshit crazy this early in the day (not in Berlin) is a good thing.

Well, now it’s back up. Not that anyone really cares at the bottom of this comment thread….

The best part? Her entire theory is based on the idea that this guy was not “comfortable” letting loose his attack til the eeeeeevil muslims started up.

Of course, he was arrested in 1981 outside the office of Federal Board of Governors with two guns and a knife, planning to take the Board members hostage.

Damn time traveling muslims with their ability to motivate people 20 years before 9/11!

As always, the comments section is teh best:

One old dude acts out his fantasy, MSM has wall to wall coverage shaming everyone and everything because because people “hate”. He was a lone wolf, has no armed posse or militant group. MSM goes off and tries to make society feels like all conservatives are racists. I voted for Alan Keyes in the primaries, I voted for a Black man too. They keep saying conservatives cant handle a Black president. I can! I voted for Alan Keyes. The MSM is racist to think I can’t handle a Black president. MSM continues to ridicule conservatives and emasculate this country. Hell I’m not surprised more people haven’t gone off. How many homicides happened last nite in America? 50 or so. Let’s have wall to wall to coverage of why they lost it. MSM has people hiding under their bedsheets and wetting their pants. Dont fall for the hype.

There is so much crazy there, it almost has to be a double-reverse troll..

Wheee! I couldn’t believe that the actual title of the post was crescent, er…intelligently designed like that. That’s some high-grade stupid.

Moreover, not only do White supremacists and neo-Nazis work with Muslims in many, many documented cases and investigations. But they are basically one and the same. The only difference is that one guy is named James and the other guy is named Ahmed.

I mean seriously, how can one argue with that? Muslim skinheads – Islamic Klansman – it’s so fucking obvious! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

Little Debbie Crabcakes never quite inspires any outrage for me anymore. She’s reached a critical-mass level of stupid that makes me come close to pitying her.
But then I get about a paragraph into something she’s written, and it passes. And I just have to stop reading, because life is too short to waste on her.

They’ll Do Itler Every Time

Miz Debbie:
“For the record, at age 21, with all the odds against me and well-established, wealthy candidates running against me, I lost a race for the Michigan House of Representatives by just one vote (and actually, it turned out I’d won by three votes, but a sleazy judge, Edward Sosnick–who had a “relationship” with my opponent, Barbara Dobb, representing her when she was charged with stealing from her job at a carpet store–refused to recuse himself and decided to violate Michigan law and not count the votes).”

You mean we Michiganders could have had our very own Michelle Bachmann, (even batshit-crazier than the original)? Damn you Edward Sosnick! Damn you to hell!

Trefor Owen
President – The Morris Federation
Stonehenge, Salisbury Plains, UK

Sir,

Please be aware that several of your members are suffering from acute mental trauma. I have encountered many of such whom have informed me to “pull the other one, it’s get bells on”. Clearly, they are undergoing some form of phatom sensation, as this statement is made despite my not having pulled on anything…

Whoops, wrnog threedle.

@noen said,

June 11, 2009 at 5:34

Glen Beck Blames The Left
. . .
Maybe there is a better version out there?

Unfortunately there isn’t a better version of Glenn Beck out there. The only one available is the loudmouth imbecile.

MUSLIMS SHRUNK MY PANTS!!!

I can barely get the zipper up!!

MUSLIMS ARE MAKING EVERY DOG IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD BARK AT ONCE!11!!!1111 USING MAGIC CRESCENT RAY!11!!!111!

Just when you think Debster can’t get any more ridiculous. As I always say, she’s as mean as Coulter but with double the dumbassery.

Muslims ate the last of the chocolate. NOW WHAT?

Also, I’d like to remind Debbie’s “lone wolf” commenter that von Brunn was, in fact, a member of the same international society of believers in their own superiority as Debbie.

Does crazy Deb even recognize that the Nazis were about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times eviler than Teh Mooslims?

OMG they shrunk the stretch pants too!!! IT”S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!!

They’re everywhere! EVERYEHWHEREH!!!!!!

I think the Freemason episode came on right after Nazi Astronauts on Mars

Possible.

The best part of that Freemason episode though? David Icke as an expert.

Fuck yeah! Cause when I think serious, well-researched television documentaries, I think the guy who believes Kris Kristofferson is a lizard.

Lil’ Debbie still coming off as a stand-up bimbo comic. Thoroughly impressive, as usual. The nuttiness level just keeps on rising, no end in sight.

Muslims broke D. Sidhe’s italic tags!!

Man, I hate to be defending Sarah Palin, but what the hell? Schlussel claims Palin sent her an email wishing her cancer, but then stupidly links to the article, in which someone who likes Sarah Palin wishes her cancer. Presumably at Palin’s behest, though, in much the same way that white supremacists get their marching orders from a shadowy council of imams and mullahs as described in the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca.

You know, when Israel became a state didn’t a bunch of high-ranking British officers resign their commissions and join the Arab Legion? This proves that Muslims are to blame for Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey.

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!

Also someone mentioned Project Paperclip and the OSS. Anyone interested in signing up for Anschlussel’s commentariat and introducing them to anti-fascist researcher Dave Emory (spelled E-M-O-R-Y)? The exploding heads would totally be worth whatever spam lists she signs you up for.

This is worth a listen.

http://speakingoffaith.publicradio.org/programs/2009/torture/

Schlussel claims Palin sent her an email wishing her cancer

It’s just bad writing: she refers to them as “Sarah Palin emails” like they’re Nigerian letters or something.

Which, um, I guess…

Did someone say “Nigerian letters”?
(designed by Hermann Zapf, so they look rather like Palatino).