Inevitable: The Malkin Squawkin’ Has Already Begun
Posted on June 11th, 2009 by Gavin M.
Michelle Malkin:
Shooting at National Holocaust Museum
Updated: Museum guard dies; shooter wasn’t “left” or “right,” just plain loony
- Inevitable: The blame game has already begun, as the left forces us to attack them for associating us with a right-wing attacker. Here, shouting as I am at the bad person in the mirror, are some furious wingnuts, whom I quote and link to on the merest pretense.
‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™
Hanx: ‘I Want Reason to Prevail.’
Them wingnuts are worked up but good, already.
Also, since he’s a nut, that means DHS has it all wrong. They should be watching for nuts. Like Michael Moore. Which should be ez, cause he’s fat.
HAHA!
Michelle, do you see anything troubling in the fact that this is the second time in, what, three weeks, that you’ve had to furiously deny actively facilitating acts of right-wing terrorism? No? Well, do you think maybe you could, in the future, answer questions after they’re asked of you?
AGGGH! Don’t do that thing with your teeth! I’m sorry! I’ll go back to staying silent before the fifth martini, as is my custom.
No!! No!! Don’t politicize this political act!! Remember how we on the right responded to 9/11. We spent two yrs. keeping the dead & survivors in our thoughts & prayers, nothing else. Until we decided they were a bunch of hateful widows enjoying the fame & money, & told them to shut up.
The leftwing media conspiracy machine didn’t mention that the shooters mother lived next to an un-named democrat. They always leave out the “real” reasons for terrorism.
The leftwing media conspiracy machine didn’t mention that the shooters mother lived next to an un-named democrat.
The shooter is 88 years old. Who could his mother possibly be except Roberta McCain?
The shooter was 88 or 89. I’d like to see his mother.
James W. von Brunn … is a member of Mensa, the high-IQ society.
OMG, I hope somebody’s keeping an eye on Schlussel…
I question M. Bouffant’s tastes.
The shooter was 88 or 89.
For some reason, this is the most disturbing aspect of the story for me. WTF? How can you reach that venerable stage of life and still contemplate an act like this? For that matter, how can you reach 89 years of age and be filled with anything but joy and thankfulness that you’re still alive?
I am reasonably certain that Roberta McCain does not live next to any Democrats, or have any other reason to encounter them in her daily life.
For that matter, how can you reach 89 years of age and be filled with anything but joy and thankfulness that you’re still alive?
He was a Liberal, and filled with anger at the, uhhhh, election of Obama uhh, ummmm, ohhhhh, ….. because Obama is too far left to be a Liberal.
That’s the ticket!
I have NEVER spun so fast in my grave as today. What doth yon wingnuts rattle on about today?
For that matter, how can you reach 89 years of age and be filled with anything but joy and thankfulness that you’re still alive?
Some people thrive on sheer bile. I’m betting that horribly, Fred Phelps is gonna hit the century mark.
Whatever happened to the guy who shot up a Unitarian Church a few months ago? And some other guy who killed police officers (in Pennsylvania?) when his mother called them for help? They’ve dropped off the radar–can’t mention them, it might hurt some right-wing feelings.
I’m not going to register at Schlussel’s bile factory just to point out that maybe, just maybe, Von Brunn’s last straw was seeing his beloved right-wing nut farm invaded and usurped by so many wingnut Joooooooooos like her. But I thought about it.
Hey, the older lady is both experienced & grateful. And that Bobbie McCain is a feisty old broad.
James von Brunn was actually the first Palestinian terrorist in the US, in the same way that Bill Clinton was the first black president.
It’s awful that people should go around calling innocent bloggers right-wing extremists.
IUpdated: Museum guard dies; shooter wasn’t “left” or “right,” just plain loony
can’t click through – is that seriously a Malkin quote? Or is Gavin paraphrasing.
Not “left” or “right”? But he’s a birther? And a white supremacist? Harmless fellow, I guess, then.
What the hell is Michelle doing in that photo, stomping on a downed journalist?
… Democrats, or have any other reason to encounter them in her daily life
Servants. The curse of the investing class.
WTF? How can you reach that venerable stage of life and still contemplate an act like this?
Heard on the flat-screen the gummint bought me (Suck on that, “Producers!”) that Von Brunn’s ex-wife (Really?) told the NY post (I think) that he’d said he wasn’t going to die w/o taking a few people w/ him. Something to live for.
Listen up, cocksuckers, this proves conclusively we have to give Israel everything they want and need and jack off furiously while we watch them rape, pillage, and murder any obstacle in their path to building new, increasingly violent settlements and I’d better not hear one motherfucking word of dissent from you fuckers on the left. Rock and roll, shitbirds. Deal with it.
Hope.
Hmm, so folks like the Weather Underground were driven purely by far-left ideology, but a far-right extremist like Braun is just a(nother) Lone Nut?
Funny thing, though … a whole lot of folks were predicting this shit more than a year ago (including the hollow denials) & warning the Patriotick Emo Army Of Gawd to turn down the Batshit-Insane Button – at which time they promptly cranked it up to 10.
The bodies are piling up – & the soapbox-patriots just keep right on being as buggy as an ant-farm. Crocodile-tears notwithstanding, I’m pretty sure they’re enjoying it too much to stop now.
But y’know, paybacks are a real bitch.
Like I said all-too-recently: it’s only a matter of time before one of these sick fucks gives the wingnuts full credit for direct inspiration, by name – maybe even including a few juicy quotations & catch-phrases … & THEN you’re going to see some fancy dancing like you’ve never seen before.
Yeah. I clearly imagine the Malkinites of the world declaring the man to be an unattached, self-motivated, completely individual loony had he been Mooozlim or Ay-rab or had ever stood anywhere near ACORN.
But then, that’s the point of people mentioning that the dialogue going on can shape the actions of these individual loonies.
I just hope my suspicions are right that these right wing murdering asshole types are about to get a few new orifices reamed by the Obama-era DHS. I think they think America is secretly on ‘their’ side, but I think they are seriously wrong and that nobody wants to put up with their shit anymore.
So…
white racist nazi sympathizer commits violence – “he’s just crazy”
guy with Arab features and/or name commits violence – “OMFG DHIMMI ITS THE JIHADIS COME TO KILL US ALL RAAAAARGH”
pretty much?
She looks tiny in that photo. Also, a fine display of aggression by baring her teeth.
H. floresiensis comes to mind.
Like his führer, he’s a failed painter. The next time some Mad Pride twat posits a causal link between insanity and creativity, I’m going to bring up von Brunn.
JAMES VON BRUNN Q&A, WITH YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE GROSSTEST, MICHELLE “THE NAUGHTY GIRL” MALKIN
Q. How clearly right-wing does someone have to be before we can attribute their misdeeds to their being saturated in violent, eliminationist right-wing rhetoric?
A. An infinite amount of right-wingitude. Clearly, if they do anything we condemn, they are not right-wing, because right-wingers never do anything bad.
Q. Are the misdeeds of left-wingers, therefore, not attributable to their being exposed to left-wing ideas?
A. Incorrect. Left-wingers commit misdeeds because they are left-wing; right-wingers do not commit misdeeds, because if they do, they are either insane or, more likely, secretly left-wing.
Q. Illustrate, with examples.
A. Charles Manson, John Walker Lindh and Bill Ayers committed violent acts as a direct result of their liberalism; the only mystery is why more liberals are not openly murderous. James Von Brunn, Eric Rudolph and Scott Roeder committed violent acts out of inexplicable insanity; their politics, if they had any, are utterly irrelevant, and anyone who shares those politics is as innocent as a faun.
Q. How is the media to blame?
A. The media is partly to blame for not blaming the violent actions of left-wingers on liberalism, and partly to blame for reporting the political leanings of violent right-wingers, thus leading people to believe there is some connection.
Q. What would a working-class black man from Washington, D.C. have to do in order for you to say something nice about him?
A. Die.
Clearly Stormfront and Free Republic are not right-wing either, just nuts… assuming that they have not yet been redefined as bastions of the Left.
Pere Ubu: yeah, pretty much
as you know
the cascade of killers – they feed on each other but they really do repulse most of the folks they think are the “silent majority” on their side
but it takes a lot of death to disgust those people, and that makes me sick
Nazis were leftists, and the real anti-semites are on the left.
sorry, it takes ** a lot of death of people like themselves **
otherwise, doesn’t count
that also makes me sick
The identification with New Yorkers is sincere?
Stormfront is left wing. Fascists=left wingers.
The Fucking Truth Hurts… himself
eat a fucking big one ya shitbird
death = opportunity for you, eh?
Dogs are cats, and the real anti-fluoridationists are at the south pole.
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
does rahm really use “shitbirds”? does anybody? coz if they do i wanna get some of their cooties.
“Rock and roll, shitbirds” is why i learned englich.
Like I said all-too-recently: it’s only a matter of time before one of these sick fucks gives the wingnuts full credit for direct inspiration, by name – maybe even including a few juicy quotations & catch-phrases … & THEN you’re going to see some fancy dancing like you’ve never seen before.
Sadly (much as I
enjoydespise being negative) no. The above mentioned Tenn. UU Church shooter had plenty of books by Coulter, O’Rielly & the like, &, in his suicide note/final manifesto made direct reference to wanting to kill Bernard Goldberg’s 100 People Who Are Wrecking America or whatever his book was called (It Would Be Good For America If Everyone On This list Were Dead might have been a more apt title) but he was such a self-knowingly powerless loser that he decided the best he could do was plug as many Unitarians (The Very Symbol of Evil) as he could at the closest chuch.Not much dancing on that that I remember. Denial, or “Let’s just put this behind us,” or whatever. The bastard will probably take a plea, so any information about how he was influenced by his heroes & heroines will remain relatively forgotten.
Like, that was, like, months ago, d00d. Also.
“This is the dream of the morons who voted for Obongo; that Whites and blacks will one day get along – and that blacks will actually treat Whites with respect once they are the ones running things. I view Whites who voted for Obongo as Jews who ( would have) voted for Hitler. What we are trying to prevent is having the White Race rely on AA, and AID from other {non-White} countries; because unlike the foolish bleeding heart liberal Whites – the dark races don’t give a crap about Whites (in fact they hate Whites, liberal or not). They would sooner steal from you than help you – and if you’re a woman will definitely rape you. If Whites become minorities in their own Nations; then we are doomed. Stabbed, shot, raped, killed, robbed, mugged; you name it.”
rb: The identification with New Yorkers is sincere?
eh? I think the Polish wodka (which makes me identify strongly with residents of Hamtramck, MI) is interferin with my reception.
I am so sorry. Usually my anger is more self-directed. Truthie got me this time, thas all.
Property Is Theft.
proudhon ftw!
Maddow now teasing report on increase in threats against women’s health providers, even before Dr. Tiller’s murder, & increased threats since then.
Hmm.
I have a feeling that if you haven’t got a grip by your eighties, you never will.
Google cache of the “Links for Further Reading” page at the Holy Western Empire site.
M. Bouffant, we’ve been through all this already. Weren’t you paying attention? Only the transitive property is theft, whereas the reflexive property is vanity.
You liberals with your false-equivalency classes.
…shooter wasn’t “left” or “right,” just plain loony
Sorry Michelle, but you have to go with the crusaders you have, not the crusaders you might want or wish to have at a later time.
All I want to know is how do we make our government bring the hammer down on these people?
The Bard is a source of wisdom for our current straits:
KING HENRY V
The mercy that was quick in us but late,
By your own counsel is suppress’d and kill’d:
You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy;
For your own reasons turn into your bosoms,
As dogs upon their masters, worrying you.
Let it be so for those who cheered in their bloodthirst the death and dislocation of millions.
Now that there is a trail of dead, will Malkin write a sequel to “Unhinged?” Remember, the book about how the left is nuts because someone used a dirty word on an Eschaton comment thread?
Some people thrive on sheer bile. I’m betting that horribly, Fred Phelps is gonna hit the century mark.
Hey, I’m all for being a grumpy old man. I’m already a grumpy middle-aged man. But I’m talking about shit like grumbling at teenagers or telling lazy clerks they suck. Nurturing a blazing furnace of hatred is supposed to shorten your life, not prolong it.
Seriously, doesn’t anybody think Malkin is an android placed here by some aliens to sow dissension and aid their takeover? Look at that picture above. That’s one of those caricatures from some WWII anti-Japanese propaganda. Nothing human looks like that!
People should cease from making IRL threats to me. Inappropriate!
I just hope my suspicions are right that these right wing murdering asshole types are about to get a few new orifices reamed by the Obama-era DHS.
They do surround us.
REAL terrorism is 9/11.
Let me know when these phantom “right wingers” ram planes loaded with innocent passengers into skyscrapers.
I knew I was officially a geezer when I was sitting and listening to some kid noisily wiping out over and over and over on his skateboard. It was all I could do to keep from yelling: “Fuck, Kid! If you want to kill yourself, that’s your business, but can’t you go behind that pillar over there and quietly open a vein? You’re driving me fucking demented with that shit”
It’s a generational thing.
So when the death toll from this right-wing terrorism reaches 3000, it’ll be OK to do something about it? Or it won’t count because it wasn’t all at once? Fuck, you’re a douche!
Let me know when these phantom “right wingers” ram planes loaded with innocent passengers into skyscrapers.
So Ryder trucks full of explosives don’t count?
Terrorism is only terrorism if some dirty muzzie or nigg__ does it.
Otherwise, it’s a bunch of Liberals posing as right-wingers.
Wasn’t I claiming this was a serious act of terrorism since it was committed by a liberal upthread? Troll are confused.
Weren’t you paying attention?
What is this, school?
In my defense, I may have been listening to the telebision or something when this was being discussed.
The Truth of the Matter said,
June 11, 2009 at 2:48
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
And Orwell would kick you repeatedly in the nuts.
O. M. G. I understand anyone’s reluctance to click through but she’s collecting all the best there is and condensing it in one place for us.
Example, Donald Douglas (which son was he, the oldest one?)
He represents no one on the conservative right – not me, nor any of those with whom I associate.” At least, not anymore. Those four pages of comments at Free Republic all agreeing with him and singing out the hallelujahs in his little amen corner were all written by people with whom I have absolutely nothing in common and don’t even agree with and if I ever met them I’d probably give them the evil eye.
Kathy “Ten feet of shit in a five foot bag” Shaidle FTW:
However, like those of most “white supremacists”, many of von Brunn’s political views track “Left” rather than “Right.” Clearly, a re-evaluation of these obsolete definitions is long overdue.
Hitler (who this terrorist admired) believed in organic farming, was a vegetarian, ran anti-smoking nanny-stater campaigns, had the state direct businesses, was elected in a time of economic crisis, believed in “national service” for youth, and was considered a great orator.
Sound familiar?
Yes, that does sound familiar. Is that you Jonah? You’ve been twoofie all along?!?!
HEY EVREYBODY! TWOOFIE IS JONAH!
HEY EVREYBODY! TWOOFIE IS JONAH!
Well. There’s a shocker.
HEY EVREYBODY! TWOOFIE IS JONAH!
No, Jonah has a job.
Truthie – Please repeat last transmission. You’re coming in broken and stupid.
Troofus, are you back to saying Hitler was a hippie? I thought your new angle was that the shooting was of no importance because 9/11.
The shooting would only have been important if the perp’s name had been “Mohammed”.
Troofus, are you back to saying Hitler was a hippie?
I hear in the current Broadway revival of Hair, in place of the nude scene they all don brown shirts and jackboots and sing the Horst Wessel song.
Guys, I know there’s nothing you like better than a good troll-rape, but everytime you start to respond to Twoofus just imagine that you have wrapped your lips around a shriveled, greasy penis, tinted slightly orange from Cheeto dust and smelling like it hasn’t been washed since Bush first took office.
Bush Senior.
It’s good aversion theory.
…imagine that you have wrapped your lips around a shriveled, greasy penis, tinted slightly orange from Cheeto dust and smelling like it hasn’t been washed since Bush first took office.
Imagine?
Sound familiar?
Yeah. Sounds like the same crock o shit you posted every day for the past week.
Still shit.
“Kathy “Ten feet of shit in a five foot bag” Shaidle FTW:
However, like those of most “white supremacists”, many of von Brunn’s political views track “Left” rather than “Right.” Clearly, a re-evaluation of these obsolete definitions is long overdue.”
Fuck, now they’re just gonna define these poor crazed idiots into some other body’s camp. What a craven thug Ms Shaidle is….and I can’t believe she doesn’t know it. That level of untruth just can’t be unrecognized, on some goddamn level. It must *hurt* somewhere.
I told you he was a leftist.
Aw look, Twoofie’s trying to be relevant.
Isn’t it cute? (Not.)
What a craven thug Ms Shaidle is…
indeeed
hitler wasnt vegetarian.
Hitler was a black Muslim who dubbed Audrey Hepburn’s singing voice in My Fair Lady and Natalie Wood’s dancing feet in West Side Story.
“…Natalie Wood’s dancing feet in West Side Story.”
HITLER WAS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT!!!!1!
You know, I thought the victims of this attack were the guards who were shot. Thank God Malkin is there to remind us that the fRight is always and forever the victim whenever anything bad happens to anyone, anywhere.
I’m back! And this time, I won’t just kill 6 million jews, I’ll kill 20 acrobats!
20 acrobats?
You see? You’ve forgotten the jews already!
Hater!
I like to be in the Fatherland,
Okay by me in the Fatherland.
I’m too PC in the Fatherland,
So says Troofie in the Fatherland.
I thought the victims of this attack were the guards who were shot.
There are no victims. From the point-of-view of a provocation troll, there is merely an opportunity to have fun winding up the earnest sadlynauts.
When life gives you dead bodies, make shits-&-giggles!
Oh, and apologies to anyone offended by that joke. I’ve always liked it, because it seems to make a genuine point while being funny. At least I thought so.
No True Scotsman would ever commit
teh Glencoe Massacreacts of terrorismOur Lady of the Purple Heart Band-Aid in her old age (which looks to be here shortly),
“What’s all thIs about a Mooselem shooter? Damn them damn hateful Mooselems!”
Mr. Chevy Chase: “It’s ‘museum shooter’. The story was about a museum shooter.”
[awkward pause]
“Well, never mind then.”
@Smut Clyde: You ever have a moment where you feel like there’s a joke to be made, but the setup is just too far removed from the punchline? That’s me wanting to make a joke about William Wallace raving about Jews while getting a DUI.
The reason I posted so much on FreeRepublic is that I am a hard-left liberal fascist. I found all the FreeRepublicans very open, as they always agreed with all my hard-left liberal fascist viewpoints.
Eat it BLT!
Thank you, James Von Brunn, for pointing that out.
Pol Pot was on the left, Hitler was on the right, maybe we should all get along?
I can’t try to make a joke about today’s event, tonight. These wingtards are scum.
All I can do is remind people of Rumpole of the Old Bailey, who said that Judge Bullingham sentenced an 88 year old burglar to ten years in prison. The burgular said “But your honor, I can’t do ten years.” The judge said “Well, you’ll have to try the best you can.”
What the hell is Michelle doing in that photo, stomping on a downed journalist?
Screaming, “GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!”?
Eat it BLT!
Sweet fucking Christ, that was awful.
It’s an “all-to-familiar story” as well.
What the hell is Michelle doing in that photo, stomping on a downed journalist?
I think that was from her argument with uber-nut Alex Jones. You know, the one where she managed to make the Truther conspiracy nut look sane by comparison.
Hitler…believed in organic farming, was a vegetarian, ran anti-smoking nanny-stater campaigns
It seems amazing the shithead had some good ideas, but then most people, even really crazy fucked up ones, have a few.
Look at Cheney; an obvious sociopath, but who, because he has a gay daughter, is empathic towards homosexuals.
And Bush loves Barney.
Speaking of psychos, name some of your finer qualities, Mr. Nottruthful.
pedestrian – Re: Roberta McCain — what, you think the help votes Republican? On second thought – she’d probably chew their legs off if they didn’t. Never mind.
And Orwell would kick you repeatedly in the nuts.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot kicking Troofy’s nuts – forever.
I’ve always wondered what the source for that pic was and if high res versions exist. It’s for… research.
All these isolated incidents of right-wing domestic terrorism committed by random lone nutcases so entirely unrelated to any common thread evenly remotely detectable in the public discourse…noone could have ever imagined it!
No True Scotsman would ever commit teh Glencoe Massacre acts of terrorism
Well, my freind, you forget, the Jacobite uprising was the Cathiolicfashism of its day, and the true proddy patriots of the Scottish resistance dealt an eternal blow to the Pope usurpers that very night.
Can we stop saying that Hitler was a vegetarian? It’s crap. We have the testimony of his own chef, for crying out loud. Hitler kept talking about the benefits of being a vegetarian, but never had the willpower to pursue being one himself.
@ June 11, 2009 at 3:31
Twoofie, those are some awfully tasty cherries you’ve picked.
But you’re wrong. Dear Lord, your credibility apparently doesn’t mean a whole fuck of a lot to you, does it?
Hitler’s ideas were a collection of popular memes that gathered in one place and succeeded due to the conditions in which they were cultivated, and some of them have been since identified as “left-wing.” You can have that one. Show me an “America right or wrong” leftist. Show me how “anti-communism” is “leftist.” Show me how an aggressive foreign policy is “leftist.”
You think you succeed in your argument because you omit all the facts that don’t fit your theory, and then you declare “hah!” It’s like you’re five years old.
The real truth of the matter is that to fit Hitler’s beliefs into the milieu of modern American politics is not a 1::1 comparison. You couldn’t do it. But it’s unmistakable and undeniable that most of the inhabitants of the far right wing of American politics share far more in common with the core views and values of the Nazi party than the far left wing does. The fundamental features of Nazism were an authoritarian patriarchal government, strident nationalism, exclusion of minorities from the society, a positively phallic foreign policy . . . all of these themes are readily present in conservative ideology today.
And there’s an awful lot of admiration for Hitler out there on the right. More than you are comfortable with, but hey that’s the company you’ve chosen to keep. You can either get comfortable with it or change who you choose to hang out with. But don’t make a fool out of yourself by pretending the elephant is not in the goddamn room.
That picture represents the true essence of Michelle Malkin. And to think she voluntarily chose the life of a wingnut blogger and wanna-be journalist constantly on the prowl for her next rage-gasm, which appears to be the only way that she feels like she can be alive.
If anyone is a potential Hitler, it’s her. Just like Hitler was a failed artist, Malkin is, by her own admission, a failed classical pianist. She has her own cult of personality, all those right wing fan boys who adore her and defend the honor of anyone who dares to criticize their Lady. She clearly enjoys the idea of being a leader of a movement. I wouldn’t put it past her to run for political office one day, though she would probably have to move to a more conservative part of the country, as I doubt she would have a prayer of a chance in Maryland. Since she lost her guest hosting gig on The O’Reilly Factor, and she really does not have the kind of onscreen personality to carry a show of her own, I think running for political office in a safe district is the only avenue left to her where she can advance herself.