Repartee FAIL!!!

I’m reminded of that poster I saw recently where all the Democratic women are shown in extremely unflattering candid photos, while all the Republican women are carefully airbrushed and made up, not to mention most of their pictures were taken at least 10 years ago. And it says “Theirs” over the Dem women and “Ours” over the Repub ones.

What struck me was the Democratic women included a Secretary of State, a Speaker of the House of Representatives, a former Ambassador to the U.N., and a former Attorney General. Their women were a bunch of talking heads and actresses.

Having said all that, I wouldn’t hatefuck Pam with yours.

And also:

“Few things ‘inspire’ me more than watching my wonderful wife blasting away with her Glock, especially when she does the rapid-fire thing”

Oh, and OT, but I’m extremely pleased to see that Hannity buddy Hal Turner has been arrested. For exhorting his listeners to kill a couple of politicians. Via the Hartford Courant:

http://www.courant.com/news/local/hc-web-turner-arrestjun04,0,7073648.story

The squeals of protest from the usual suspects should make for much material in the coming days.

Well, I’m a ‘Juggs’* man, myself.

*Or ‘Humiliated Transvestite’, but only on very rare occasions

our women ARE hot under the collar.

fixed.

Another Atlas commenter writes: Pamela has never fished for compliments about her good looks.

Here’s an example of that.

Is that why National Review is always kept behind that opaque plastic divider in the magazine shop?

Oh, and OT, but I’m extremely pleased to see that Hannity buddy Hal Turner has been arrested. For exhorting his listeners to kill a couple of politicians.

Oh, that’s the best bit of schadenfreude I’ve had in a long time. So much for his assertions about carefully staying within the law. And maybe the speculation about his FBI connections. We’ll see if he gets convicted, though.

Apropos of nothing, I’ve just discovered my favorite newsmagazine quote of all time, and it’s TIME magazine, commenting on Nixon’s nomination of Harrold Carswell to the Supreme Court:

The judge lives on Lake Jackson, putters about his ten acres, plays bridge, and in the fall has a reserved seat at Florida State University football games. Carswell’s defenders wonder if, once removed from this parochial atmosphere and faced with broad constitutional questions, he would become less conservative.

That is just laugh-out-loud funny. Other than being an avowed white supremacist and in spite of having helped to delay desegregation as a circuit court judge, and having ruled against civil rights plaintiffs (“In most of his reversed decisions, Carswell had stuck closely to the letter of the law in ruling against civil rights plaintiffs. Thus, in a suit to desegregate the faculty of a formerly all-black school near Pensacola, Carswell reasoned that the Supreme Court’s desegregation decisions in 1954 and 1955 referred only to students, not to faculty.”), Carswell was a pretty stand-up guy.

Also love the way that TIme, after reporting this quote by Carswell:

“I believe that segregation of the races is proper…and the only practical and correct way of life in our states. I yield to no man in the firm, vigorous belief in the principles of white supremacy and I shall always be so governed.”

…they didn’t think it would be a disqualifying factor in getting him confirmed to the SC:

Now, after serving in that post for only six months, he will very likely become the ninth and youngest member of the Supreme Court…Despite protests from black leaders, it seems likely that the Senate will confirm Carswell, even granting his white-supremacy remarks of more than two decades ago. No one wants another Haynsworthian donnybrook, and much has changed—not least the attitudes of millions of other Americans about race —in America since 1948. Carswell wants to forget his past, just as many liberals have pleaded for their unreasoned remarks about Communism some 20 years ago to be forgotten. Republican Leader Hugh Scott seemed to sum up the Senate’s attitude when he observed: “A wise man changes his mind often and a fool never.”
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,878146,00.html?iid=digg_share

Pat Buchanan, by the way, defended Carswell:

CHRIS MATTHEWS: How well does she [Sonia Sotomayor] compare to Howard [sic] Carswell?

Buchanan not only supported Carswell when Nixon nominated him in 1970, he continues to defend Carswell against charges of racism. In a 2005 column, Buchanan claimed “Liberals smeared Nixon nominees [Clement] Haynesworth and Carswell as racists.”
http://mediamatters.org/blog/200906020040

Video at the link. I used to laugh at Pat Buchanan, but he really is a disgusting little racist punk, and I’m fucking sick of him.

Oh. Good. Lord.

Der Loadedhosen interviewed on Glenn Blechh.

I have to wonder just how much boron they had to pile up in the studio to keep from reaching a critical mass of pure stupid.

BECK: What a nightmare this is. Can you give me any example in history where this kind of stuff has happened, what’s happening today, and what does it lead to?

GOLDBERG: …I’m not calling Barack Obama a Hitler and I’m not calling him Nazis and all the rest. But, you know, in fascism, we saw the people’s car. We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.

I imagine that it is possible to show greater ignorance of the subject one is talking about. I’m just not sure how.

“We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.”

Jesus F. Fuck. How does his head not implode from the vacuum between his ears?

GOLDBERG: …I’m not calling Barack Obama a Hitler and I’m not calling him Nazis and all the rest. But, you know, in fascism, we saw the people’s car. We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.

I like how his critique of Hitler focuses on the one non-asshole thing Hitler ever did. You know, because killing six million Jews was small potatoes compared to introducing economic inefficiencies into the German car market.

“We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.”

So since Ferdinand Porsche designed the Volkswagen, shouldn’t they boycott Porsche? Of course, then they’ll never get laid…. I wish they would boycott Porsche. If I encounter one more Yahoo who apparently has enough money to buy one, but can’t see that there’s a fucking “e” on the end of the name, I can’t be responsible for my actions!

Penis.

At Lesley’s link, note that William Teach, the well-known republican pirate, does NOT find Mme.Atlas to be attractive.

The reference to “our women” pretty much says it all.

I used to laugh at Pat Buchanan, but he really is a disgusting little racist punk, and I’m fucking sick of him.

Pat and Hal:
Identifying himself as “Hal from North Bergen”, Turner became notable in American conservative circles as a frequent caller to WABC radio talk shows hosted by Bob Grant and Sean Hannity. Turner parlayed this fame into a role as the northern New Jersey coordinator for Patrick J. Buchanan‘s 1992 presidential campaign.

As always when discussing Jonah the Whale, it’s important to note that he’s not stupid. He knows perfectly well he’s full of shit. He lies because he’s an evil fuck.

KATHRYN. JEAN. LOPEZ.

Hal Turner finally got arrested last night.

Calling a nanny goat a woman does not make her a woman. Or hot.

Um, Mr. Perkins? You are aware that ‘they’ is Playboy Magazine, aren’t you?

Playboy is waaaay too vanilla for your average loonycon. They have their first wank over Shaved Ruminant Sluts and it’s all downhill from there.

No one wants another Haynsworthian donnybrook,

God forbid! And I thought I was the only one to use that term (donnybrook, not god).

Just want to say that the thread a couple down from here, with the people’s grand jury bogan, was just so chock-full of marvellosity that I nearly choked. If it wasn’t free you’d pay to see it. But slack as I am, I didn’t want to comment at the bottom of a loooong thread, so I came to trample dirty footprints all over this fresh new one.

Hey, give me a break – I lost my job this week, and I’m feelin’ cranky (like feelin’ groovy, only not so much).

Bleeding-edgly topical wingnut meme ILTHF:

Hal Turner explicitly calling for the assassination of Connecticut lawmakers = anonymous blog post references to “Chimpy McBushitler”

We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.

Jonah is god’s gift to Sadlynauts. If I believed in god, that is. He’s someone’s gift, anyway, all wrapped up in shiny paper with a big red bow.

Because the worst thing those naughty Nazis did was produce a car (designed by Porsche, no less) that’s still being driven nearly 70 years later. Sometimes the same damn car. I have a soft spot for volksies: one of my first boyfriends drove one, and so I had a lot of sex in the back seat. These days I’m not sure I could even sit in the back seat, much less shag in it, but in those days I could tie myself in knots for luuurve. Or sex, at least.

Ahem. Anyway, that big fascist Obama should just let GM collapse and die, like any real red-blooded Merkin would, instead of trying to fascistically prop it up with gubmint money. I’m sure all those auto workers would prefer him to do that, really.

He knows perfectly well he’s full of shit.

True dat.

He’s busy pimping Liberal Fascism all over again, and in an interview with K-Load (link below), he drops this idea:

http://article.nationalreview.com/print/?q=MzhhZjQ4OTJlNTNhMzI1ZmMyNGUxN2U3MDhiZmIwZjA=

“I kept waiting for a serious liberal to engage in a serious and open-minded way. I don’t think it ever happened.”

Now whilst not wanting to downplay the fine open-minded work done by Sadly No in hate-fucking his book, Dave Niewert, a “serious liberal” I am told, was peerless. And serious. And Doughy recognized this – he responded repeatedly, and hopelessly, to Niewert’s trenchant critique.

http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/2008/01/liberal-fascism-response.html

From a few comments down:

This is a blog of IDEAS. Pamela has never fished for compliments about her good looks.

I can find at least three things wrong with that assertion.

O noez. The birfers haz a sad: the totly unfer Obama ‘White’ House is all mean and wont talk ’bout the birf certifat.

WND Exclusive | BORN IN THE USA?

‘Transparent’ White House blacklists ‘birthers’

Obama eligibility topic missing from plans for next phase of dialogue

By Chelsea Schilling | © 2009 WorldNetDaily | June 04, 2009 | 12:00 am Eastern

Despite the “open government dialogue” website being overrun with posts addressing the eligibility issue, the White House appears to be moving on with its plans while ignoring concerns from thousands of people about Barack Obama’s elusive “long-form” birth certificate.

“We read and considered all the proposals,” Beth Noveck, White House deputy chief technology officer for open government, said in a statement on the White House website. “We took the voting into account when assessing your enthusiasm for a submission, but only somewhat in evaluating relevance.”

She continued, “The ideas that received the most organized support were not necessarily the most viable suggestions.”…

…The “Certification of Live Birth” posted online and widely touted as “Obama’s birth certificate” does not in any way prove he was born in Hawaii, since the same “short-form” document is easily obtainable for children not born in Hawaii. The true “long-form” birth certificate – which includes information like the name of the birth hospital and attending physician – is the only document that can prove Obama was born in Hawaii, but to date he has not permitted its release for public or press scrutiny…

…”As Obama transforms this country from self-governing constitutional republic to one governed by a central ruling elite, the simple fact remains that no controlling legal authority has established that he is indeed a ‘natural born citizen’ as the Constitution requires,” [editor and chief executive Joseph] Farah said. “Obama’s promises of transparency have become a bad joke as he continues to hide simple, innocuous documents like his birth certificate and his student records.”

“Is it unusual for a news agency to launch such a campaign?” asks Farah. “Yes it is. But we live in very unusual times. The founding fathers built special protections into the First Amendment for the free press. The reason they did that is because they understood a vibrant ‘Fourth Estate’ was necessary as an independent watchdog on government. It is in that tradition that WND assumes this role – since nobody else in the press will do it.”

By the way, I see they’ve moved on from demanding the triple-back jump vault copy to the ‘long form’, which will someday become, what, the time-stable form, which will be succeeded by the chronotonically verified form, etc., etc.

Shorter Birfers: The new sheriff is a – [bell rings]!

ignoring concerns from thousands of people about Barack Obama’s elusive “long-form” birth certificate.

Oh yeah? Well what about the thousands of people who are concerned that the mole men of Epsilon IX will come here and steal our women? What about them, huh? Heartless bastards!!

Christ.

the mole men of Epsilon IX will come here and steal our women?

You foolish fool! The mole people live inside the Earth. They’re here already!

Shut up! The CIA is talking to me through my fillings again and I need to make a new tin foil hat!

The Chicken! The Chicken!!

Those Republican strategic decisions in full:

Initiating a war on two fronts.
Initiating a land war in Asia.
Invading Afghanistan.
Offending a tribal society’s notion of honour.
Starting an argument about who has the hottest chicks with Playboy.

Yes, I think I see a pattern emerging.

Turner became notable in American conservative circles as a frequent caller to WABC radio talk shows hosted by Bob Grant

oooooh my. Figures.

…”As Obama transforms this country from self-governing constitutional republic to one governed by a central ruling elite, the simple fact remains that no controlling legal authority has established that he is indeed a ‘natural born citizen’ as the Constitution requires,” [lying douchebag and total moron Joseph] Farah said.

Fitzd.

Because the worst thing those naughty Nazis did was produce a car (designed by Porsche, no less) that’s still being driven nearly 70 years later. Sometimes the same damn car.

Leave us not forget that the Republicans have their very own Austrian politician who was the brainfather of a car: the civilian Humvee. A car which, by contrast, chews up gas like Instapundit fellating a 50-foot corn dog, mows down children like so many shrieking blades of grass, and explodes if you look at it funny.

Shorter Beck-Pantload interview:

“I’m stupid”
“Yes, but I’m stupider”
“No, I’m stupider, and I’ll prove it!”
“No, I’m the stupidest, and I can’t prove it, so that proves it!”
…..

(continue as needed)

Shorter Beck-Pantload interview:

It needs the old Star Trek series “fight theme” behind it.

“VwaaaaWHOOP VWAAAAAWHOOOP!”

Pantload is a rich vein of evidence for the points made in the thread two threads back giving dozens and dozens of examples of repig hypocrisy.

If a Liberal mentions Hitler and “conservatives” within 1000 paragraphs of each other, s/he is violating Godwin’s Law. But repigs will say “every single thing this guy does or will do is pure Nazi” roughly .004 seconds after a Democrat or Liberal gets elected.

America’s shittiest website is in bug-fuck stupid mode this morning whilst choking on Obama’s speech to a musselmen audience.

Best moment so far: “So let’s juxtapose the legacy: Obama gave a rousing speech and got a standing ovation, but abandonned key U.S. principles and moral clarity. Bush gave a so-so speech but liberated 50 million people. Who should history favor?”

Michael Rubin there, not yet half way through 2009, on Obama’s legacy. He is of course raising an interesting question – is it possible to wank and prematurely ejaculate at the same time?

I think it’s outrageous, OUTRAGEOUS, that Playboy magazine would publish in its’ “forum” section, a… um… sexual… sexist…

OK, WHY is pammycakes reading playboy forum? To pass on the “saucy bits’ to the pantload by telegraph?

I’ve already wasted enough of my limited lifespan on this shite.

Pamela has never fished for compliments about her good looks.

Right.

Because that calendar she hawks on ColoringBooks CafePress.com contained ONLY her writings…

What really shocks me is that acording to this link, Palin Blasts Senator As Uninformed, Sarah Palin hates uniformed men.

Why, why must she hate our troops?

“So let’s juxtapose the legacy: Obama gave a rousing speech and got a standing ovation, but abandonned key U.S. principles and moral clarity. Bush gave a so-so speech but liberated 50 million people. Who should history favor?”

I find the interpretation of “liberation” open to discussitation.

Yes, a tyrant was removed, a bloody tyrant who gassed his own people and sent them to torture cells.

Replaced by chaos in which people were STILL getting tortured…

We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.

Quick, somebody find GM a political need that will move 22 million cars alá the Beetle. Because GMs best selling car to date is the market-needed Impala and it’s barely cracked 10 million sales.

And I’m always tickled when the right’s foremost expert on all things fascist can’t tell the difference between socialism and corporativism and, indeed, conflates the two in the same sentence without realizing the economic theories are mutually incompatible.

Bush gave a so-so speech but liberated 50 million people

Does that count all the ones he liberated from breathing?

I was spending wasting some time tracking thru the various blogs surrounding Pantsload’s Opus Mistakus, and came across this gem. I call it a gem because it illustrates clearly just how stupid Pantsload is. Not just “name-calling” stupid, but provably stupid as in “I don’t understand how 2+2 equals 4” said by a 9th grader in high school.

http://liberalfascism.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MTE4M2FiNWI4YjUxN2JjN2MwYmY1ODAwOTRkY2M1ZDI=

Pantload responds to the point that Orcinus makes that fascism includes a “Cult Of Tradition” by stating:

“Uh huh. First, Judeo-Christian culture isn’t a “cult” it’s like, you know, our culture.”

It’s a very “D’oh!” moment for Pantsload, as he doesn’t even realize that the phrase “Cult Of X” simply means that you have a “Culture Of X”, not an actual cult like Scientology.

Wow. As millions and millions have observed, the STOOPID, it burns.

They have their first wank over Shaved Ruminant Sluts and it’s all downhill from there.

“Barely Stump-Broke”

I’m not calling Barack Obama a Hitler and I’m not calling him Nazis and all the rest.

Yeah, you’re totally not doing that. But?

But you know, in fascism, we saw the people’s car. We call it the Volkswagen, where the state said what we’re going to do is we’re going to take over the auto industry, government and business and unions are going to get together and we’re going to create cars to fill a political need rather than a market need and give people these cars.

The car the market didn’t need sold like gang-busters and still does. Hitler didn’t give them away, he had them designed to be affordable for everyone, just like Ford did.

Obama gave a rousing speech and got a standing ovation, but abandonned[?] key U.S. principles and moral clarity. Bush gave a so-so speech but liberated 50 million people. Who should history favor?

Bush gave a lot of shitty speeches, abandoned key principles, both national and universal, and feigned moral clarity while commanding the unconscionably, wantonly, viciously barbaric be done. Obama’s been president for less than 6 months. Who should history favor? YOU MUST DECIDE NOW.

Kid, you look a little thin. Get an extra ketchup packet, huh?

Eagerly awaiting Sadlyno’s post on the conservative blogs response to Obama’s speech if only because I don’t think I can handle reading their insane ramblings without getting really pissed off.

Oh and are you guys looking for fresh meat? Because I found a doozy of a site though most of the insanity is relegated to it’s forum.

Eagerly awaiting Sadlyno’s post on the conservative blogs response to Obama’s speech if only because I don’t think I can handle reading their insane ramblings without getting really pissed off.

Shorter right wing:

BlahblahblahblahblahISRAEL!OHMYGOD!blahblahblahGITMO!blahblahblah.

I think Ma handed Travis the shotgun after Old Yeller started scouring the comments section of Atlas Shrugs.

At 9:44 The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge said,

If I encounter one more Yahoo who apparently has enough money to buy one, but can’t see that there’s a fucking “e” on the end of the name, I can’t be responsible for my actions!

Why do they refuse to take a hint and continue to mispronounce ‘Porsche’ and make you hurt them? Clearly you are the victime here.

Yeah, be careful with that, or they’ll start pronouncing it “por-SHAY” like thos stoopid McDonald’s iced coffee commercials.

You foolish fool! The mole people live inside the Earth. They’re here already!

Not to mention The Underminer. He is beneath us, but nothing is beneath him.

Why do they refuse to take a hint and continue to mispronounce ‘Porsche’ and make you hurt them? Clearly you are the victime here.

Yea! If those porche monkeys can’t run with the big dogs, let them stay on the porche!

like thos stoopid McDonald’s iced coffee commercials

“stupid McDonald’s commerical” is a redundancy.

“redunden-SAY”

Mrs. Underminer may not ALWAYS want to go full cowgirl.

Load: “I kept waiting for a serious liberal to engage in a serious and open-minded way”

Maybe it’s because he was never bar mitzvahed, if indeed he was never bar mitzvahed. But Pants is always going on about waiting for a “serious” critique or response or whatever. The pretense is one of intellectual openness but the reality is that, *even when he gets it,* he’s still waiting for the world to treat him like a grown-up.

It’s the mind-set of the overgrown adolescent, for whom being-an-adult is still in question.

“I’M mature! I’m a MAN! I insist the world treat me like one!”

But how can it be otherwise, when he’s surrounded by arrested adolescents? With their Rand-worship, their unfamiliarity with the actual lives of adults, their adherence to “principles” which have only limited utility (and validity) in the real world, and their stunted sexuality?

Oh, and their daddy-worshipping authoritarianism, too.

This was what made PJ O’Rourke’s persona so attractive to them. “We can pretend to be adults and still OPENLY ACT LIKE TEENAGERS.”

It would be cute, if it weren’t so not-cute and repulsive.

Sure, I’m going to let the folks who proudly compare themselves to the fuckin’ Taliban be my arbiters of hawtness. Gah.

“… our women ARE hot, & theirs aren’t.”

Name five.

Eye-candy doesn’t count – at least not when it goes with a personality that can peel paint. That Pfotenhauer dame’s nice to look at, but hot? Sadly, no – she talks & acts like she makes Popsicles every time she douches. Ditto M’ari’e J’on. Then there’s the scary-ass she-beasts like Katherine Harris, Frau Atlas herself & Mona Charen … i yi yi … they’re probably VERY hot – on their home planet.

Hal Turner worked for Buchanan? I’m simply shocked – shocked to my core, I tells ya! Well, no, not to my CORE, per se … more like shocked to the middle or so of my aura.
Oh man, “Beck Does Goldberg” … you just KNOW they were ordering extra Air-Wick for the studio the day before.

I’m always tickled when the right’s foremost expert on all things fascist can’t tell the difference between socialism and corporativism and, indeed, conflates the two in the same sentence without realizing the economic theories are mutually incompatible.

B-b-b-b-b-b-but what about all those hippies who had VWs back in the 60s, huh? HUH? Hey, & what about … er … what about …

Actually, that’s all I got. Sorry, Jonah, looks like you’re coming up a few bricks short of a hod.

Can we soon expect to see the release of Conservative Communism as a sequel to your Magnum O’Pus? Pleeeeeease? The timing’s right: I’m sure the wingnuts have got all the pages of their copies of Liberal Fascism stuck together by now.

‘Our’ side has Scarlett Johansson. ‘Their’ side can STFU.

Maybe it’s because he was never bar mitzvahed, if indeed he was never bar mitzvahed.

Despite his name, he’s not Jewish. Mom, Lucianne, married a Jew and took his name but because she never converted he was not born jewish and never bothered to convert on his own.

I would imagine he’s probably Presbyterian or Methodist.

I would imagine he’s probably Presbyterian or Methodist

My vote is Idiotarian.

…hot? Sadly, no – she talks & acts like she makes Popsicles every time she douches.

I am so stealing this.

Episcopalian, according to Lucianne’s Wiki page.

Then there’s the scary-ass she-beasts like Katherine Harris, Frau Atlas herself & Mona Charen … i yi yi … they’re probably VERY hot – on their home planet.

There’s an unknown species of sulfur-breathing reptiloid insect-beings on the Jovian moon Io this very moment who’re looking at transmissions from CNN and FAUX and saying “Eeeeeeew, that’s spikier and harsher than even I like!”

By the way, I just want to mention David Carradine’s death. Suicide.

I guess he finally snatched the pebble.

“I’m reminded of that poster I saw recently where all the Democratic women are shown in extremely unflattering candid photos, while all the Republican women are carefully airbrushed and made up, not to mention most of their pictures were taken at least 10 years ago. And it says “Theirs” over the Dem women and “Ours” over the Repub ones.”

I always thought that someone with the Photoshop skills should totally remake that poster, to show the out-of-date airbrushed photos on the left, and the current, un-retouched nightmare fuel on the left, then replace “theirs” and “ours” with “The Delusion” and “The Reality.”

B-b-b-b-b-b-but what about all those hippies who had VWs back in the 60s, huh? HUH?

Please don’t give Jonah any ideas. Organic food was in the book, for fuck’s sake. Because something something blarty blart LIBERAL FASCISM!

The dishonesty of the right is amusingly amazing. They make such a show of talking about the hotness of their women and how they’d totally do them pant pant. Reality: their women, mostly, are beards.

They make such a show of talking about the hotness of their women and how they’d totally do them pant pant. Reality: their women, mostly, are beards.

You’d think on this score alone, Coulter would have been married already. Mutual need.

You’d think on this score alone, Coulter would have been married already. Mutual need.

I’m guessing she is already and you just never see her hubby ’cause she never lets him out of the burlap sack in the spare room he lives in.

I kept waiting for a serious liberal to engage in a serious and open-minded way

Translation from Goldberg to English:I kept waiting for somebody on the left to accept the erroneous axioms on which I based my fallacious argument so we could have a debate that I could win, but they just kept laughing at me instead.

Kiri-kiri-kiri-kiri-kiri!

You’d think on this score alone, Coulter would have been married already. Mutual need.

It’s strictly a business decision. She must never appear attached in any way. To do so would hurt sales of her book to her panting, fantasizing, fapping, fans.

It is similar to how you never hear or see a large number of celebrity spouses. Some of the secrecy is obviously due to a desire for privacy, but a lot of them are to just keep the said celebrity “available” to their fans.

And of course, in Ann The Man’s case, no one would touch those damaged goods with a 10 pound chastity belt.

Mr. Stock Guy over at MSNBC.com does it again – suggests shitty jobs are better than nothing:

Wal-Mart is often criticized for paying its workers too little money and preventing them from forming unions. These charges may be true, but it is also true that Wal-Mart is one of the few large U.S. companies contributing to an improvement in national employment.

Um, wheeee? WTF is the point of having a job when it won’t even pay your bills? WTF is the point when Wal-Mart’s medical coverage sucks so goddamn bad that you may as well save your money yourself ?(maybe that’s the idea?)

Britain may have been a nation of shopkeepers, but even being a petit bourgeoise would be preferable to being a nation of proles for Bentonville.

Ann Coulter said,

Kiri-kiri-kiri-kiri-kiri!

Oh, DON’T EVEN GO THERE GIRL. And put away that fucking Milwalkee Sawzall already, my feet are fine where they are!

80% OT, but not totally – old music videos set to the soundtrack of “snark”.

Um, wheeee? WTF is the point of having a job when it won’t even pay your bills?

Workin’ three jobs, that’s great. Uniquely American.

Workin’ three jobs, that’s great. Uniquely American.

Hey, Mr. Bush, I’ve got this nice Japanese girl I’d like you to meet… she’s VERY affectionate, and you’ll be with her a loooong time…

Old poster

Wal-Mart is often criticized for paying its workers too little money and preventing them from forming unions. These charges may be true, but it is also true that Wal-Mart is one of the few large U.S. companies contributing to an improvement in national employment.

Funny thing about that “improvement”: when you pay your workers that little money, they have to find a way to eat, because in the real world tell an able-bodied person that they have a choice between working and starving and not working and starving and they’ll typically go predatory. So they take money from the government.

The primary purpose of welfare after the horrific “reform” pushed by the Contract On America flacks with Clinton’s disgusting assent has been to subsidize companies paying sub-market wages to their employees.

I like how their obsession with Evil Elitist Lieberuls and their obsession with Lazy Mooching Nigaroes spend so long hitting one another at full speed and then pretending as if that is one of the many mysteries of Hitler.

The primary purpose of welfare after the horrific “reform” pushed by the Contract On America flacks with Clinton’s disgusting assent has been to subsidize companies paying sub-market wages to their employees.

That’s why it’s called corporate welfare.

when you pay your workers that little money, they have to find a way to eat, because in the real world tell an able-bodied person that they have a choice between working and starving and not working and starving and they’ll typically go predatory. So they take money from the government.

Not just food; there was a big stink in Georgia a few years back in that a hefty chunk of kids on the state’s program for uninsured kids had parents who worked at Walmart, way out proportion to any other employer. Walmart lowers prices by using welfare as a benefit replacer, why do conservatives love them?

“a hefty chunk of kids on the state’s program for uninsured kids had parents who worked at Walmart,”

Can’t remember for sure and too lazy to use Teh Gazoogle but I believe in WA Walmart was caught providing training material on how to apply for state Basic Health insurance because they didn’t provide insurance for their “part time” employees (i.e. nearly all of them).

Delaware or maybe Maryland tried to legislate that any company with X or more employees had to pay a “living wage.” California looked at it too, I think. They worked up numbers showing that a large percentage of state assistance goes to Wal-Mart employees.

This is how MacDonald’s and the rest keep their prices low. Reagan started the trend – which has continued – of shifting the tax burden to the middle class. Thus, we middle Americans are subsidizing cheap eats and such for the rich.

And so it goes.

Beck’s sister: “Gosh, your cock is a lot smaller than Dad’s.”
Beck: “Yeah, that’s what Mom says too.”

I’m guessing she is already and you just never see her hubby ’cause she never lets him out of the burlap sack in the spare room he lives in.

And here I’d assume he was kept in a nice quiet basement, fed and nurtured while the offspring implanted in his thoracic cavity by her ovipositor gestated.

Yeah, you’re totally not doing that. But?

This is Jonah’s big “but”.

If I encounter one more Yahoo who apparently has enough money to buy one, but can’t see that there’s a fucking “e” on the end of the name

Excuse me, I would like to buy a battleax.

The funniest/saddest part of this conservitard “Check out our hawt wimminz!!” defense is that all of them are using headshots that are at least a decade out of date. Like that one of Debbie Schlussel with Chola make-up, which conveniently ignores the fact that she’s sprouted an extra chin and downgraded to “ninth-grade trailer park mask of Wet N’ Wild” since then.

Re Jonah is smart enough to know he’s full of shit and lies because he’s evil…

He lies to keep himself employed on the wingnut gravy train. If he had any useful skills he might actually go out and get a real job. Desperate man, desperate measure?

Kidding. He’s lazy and spoiled and if his psycho momma owned a hotel in the boonies he’d probably be Johrman GoldBates.

If I encounter one more Yahoo who apparently has enough money to buy one, but can’t see that there’s a fucking “e” on the end of the name, I can’t be responsible for my actions!

Perhaps Mark Krikorian murkenized that name too?