doesn’t she look like the main character from Antz? She’s certainly one ant short of a picnic anyway. Must be why she’s so anty-Obama.

I slay me. Try the veal.

I’ve long known she’s nuts, but publishing a book called “Do Goobers” is beyond the extremely pale.

When I was a kid, our local paper carried both Charen and crazy-ass motherfucker Don Feder, and even back then, I recognized Charen as Feder’s equal in the ability to spin outright lies in support of her insanities.

In the pic, Mona looks like she just ate a “Spring Surprise”.

And what would be the sequel to “Do-Gooders”, “Evil Doers”?

Doo doo doo doo
Da da da da

(sorry, free association before the coffee kicks in is an ugly thing.)

“More than “insensitive,” he was called a crypto racist with a “segregationist past” (Paul Krugman). ”

You mean the way Republicans insist that Democrats are the “real racists” becuase Robert Byrd quit the KKK before most of us were even born?

Shouldn’t something be poking out of or into that dimple? A comedy arrow, or a hideous parasitical worm? Or the Wacky Worm of WB fame? Waving “hi” or something.

Also:

If a white male nominee had been discovered to have said something similar — that he was better situated to judge due to his background and life experiences than a Latina woman — he would be cashiered so fast as to induce whiplash. Those are the unwritten rules that Limbaugh and Gingrich are attempting, one suspects, to expose for their one-sidedness.

As I said, also. Bad faith.

Bonus whack – “cashiered so fast as to induce whiplash”. I can haz mizt meta for?

Is it a coincidence that they’re bringing back the show “V” about the reptilian alien invaders disguised as humans but who enjoy swallowing a nice live whole mouse now and then?

The brain worms, finding no food in the cranium, attempt to draw sustenance from the victim’s cheeks.

Oh, El Cid, you don’t want to know, but there has been talk that this time around for V it’s Obama that the aliens represent.

The brain worms are going to find the going particulary bad among the wingnuts. I predict mass starvation.

Watch out if Mona puts her hood up – that means she’s preparing to rear back and spit venom in your eyes.

The sad evidence. Though else could one expect from Big Ho?

What?

Aliens arrive offering “hope” and telling us not to be afraid of “change.”

Hmmm???

Oh, god, is Bitefart actually suggesting this? Not only is Barack Hussein a you-know-what… not only a Mooslim… not only the Antichrist itself… but an ALIEN come to conquer Earth.

yuh right. Don’t forget, though, these are the same cretins who were all over Lord of the Rings as some kind of right-wing samizdat about Teh Conflict of Civilizations and The War Against Terror and all that flibberty-floo.

How long until it goes from the state of “analogy” to someone – Pammycakes? Lil’ Debbie? Mark Levin? – suggesting that Barry Sotero is a REAL reptile-alien and therefore doubly unqualified to be President?

Someone should point out to Butthurt that the 50’s space invaders movies were so successful because they were a reflection of the xenophobia already present in the culture, and not vice-versa.

The lesson for Good Patriot America Conservatives is that some liberal black dude who appears as a messiah for “change” is really a Muslim space python.

Let me get this straight: Pickering reduces the sentence of a cross-burning defendant who was the only one to refuse to cooperate with authorities (pleading guilty might have saved the poor fellow any jail time at all), and somehow that’s not racist????

Bad Faith Theatre Presents:

Presented by Leonard Pinth-Garnell?

You know what else is awesome I learned or got re-remembered yesterday is that MSNBC common tater and former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough, he of that embarrassing incident where that woman Lori Klausutis mysteriously and accidentally died in his office by falling backwards into a desk (as certified by an examiner previously found guilty of falsifying cause of death), defended one of the earlier abortion-doctor assassins pro-bono.

Maddow could have called on a colleague with first-hand knowledge of the Griffin case — Joe Scarborough, the folksy host of the network’s Morning Joe and Griffin’s pro-bono lawyer in 1993. A Voice cover story in 2008 examined in great detail Scarborough’s role in the case, as well as the singular impact his exploitation of the abortion issue had in Scarborough’s 1994 initial election to Congress.

So what might his colleagues have learned about defending abortion-doc killers from Morning Joe? Well….

Scarborough’s hometown of Pensacola — where his show once frequently originated — was the site of the first two abortion murders, the second also occurring during his first run for Congress in 1994. A raw 30-year-old, Scarborough’s surprising Republican win was principally funded by anti-abortion groups and he immediately went to Washington and voted against bills to protect abortion clinics, including one version sponsored by a Republican congressmen.

Griffin handwrote the Voice two long letters last year after we contacted him in prison, describing in depth his relationship with Scarborough. While Scarborough tried to minimize his ties in an interview, claiming he was merely doing “a favor for a friend” and briefly searching for a lawyer who’d take the case to trial, Griffin detailed Scarborough’s efforts to stay on the case and work with the trail attorney. The court record itself shows that Scarborough told the judge he was prepared to try the case, and that he represented Griffin for nearly three months. Scarborough claimed that his then father-in-law was a friend of Griffin’s father and that’s why he did it, but neither would get on the phone and confirm that (not that it’s much of an explanation.) Griffin’s father contributed twice to Scarborough’s campaign — $200 apiece.

Oddly, though Olbermann, Maddow, and Chris Matthews all did major segments on the killing of Tiller, Morning Joe hasn’t. Scarborough hasn’t been called to account for it by anyone else on his network, and has never told his audience why he did it and how he feels about it now.

Yeah, why is it we unfair moonbat liberals tar the actual Republican Party with false association to these unfortunate extremist abortion provider killers and terrorists? I’m sure that defense lawyers for Muslim terrorists also tend to get cushy media jobs and never get bothered about it.

I didn’t realize the pilot episode for the remake of V had already been released.

So, it looks as though I’ve been emboldened by Obama’s weakness and his apologizing for America.

Well OBL, what with nobody even really trying to catch you for the last eight years, I guess you’ve had plenty of time to make retarded comments on message boards.

Poor OBL haz a sad now that he can’t necessarily get every last thing he ever wanted from bin Laden family friend George W. Bush Jr.

Ms. Charen seems articulate, bright, and clean to me.

I wonder whatever happened to having bold resolve for moving forward against terrorists without regard for how they might react or what they might say?

Osama bin Laden said,

So, it looks as though I’ve been emboldened by Obama’s weakness and his apologizing for America.

What, did you kill another 4,000 people, the way you did the last time a weak, slow-witted, Saudi-hand-holder was the president?

John McCain was my worst nightmare. I don’t fear any “community organizer” who is so weak he apologizes for his own country.

Yeah, maybe now he’ll tell us that super-duper-secret info on your whereabouts he claimed to have. No? Guess the American people aren’t worthy of it yet.

If am ever captured, do I get an expensive, high powered defense attorney and lots of “civil rights”?

If am ever captured, do I get an expensive, high powered defense attorney and lots of “civil rights”?

Well, kind of. We have this guy, his name is The Truth (or so he tells us), and he’s dyyyying to be raped by you. So we’ll let you do that before you go to the electric chair or whatever.

I understand he’s in study hall right now, so if you are quiet, maybe the librarian won’t see you.

Have fun!

OT: How much of a putz is Michael Ramirez?

Check out that sign to the right of the table. Yeah, Mikey, you’re right…the Prius is such a joke, Toyota’s having to sell it off to some Chinese industrial manufacturing company.

Oh, wait.

If am ever captured, do I get an expensive, high powered defense attorney and lots of “civil rights”?

The best attorneys we can give you are powered by a nine volt battery. Sorry.

John McCain was my worst nightmare.

America’s too! How interesting!

So, it looks as though I’ve been emboldened by Obama’s weakness and his apologizing for America.

Oh, yes, in a shocking and unprecedented development, he’s actually released a video of himself talking!! He was far too scared to do that with the former President in office.

Ms. Charen seems articulate, bright, and clean to me.

So she’s Barack Obama?

When that super-macho mega-stud George Bush was in power, I was so terrified that I never released any propaganda videos or anything like that. Al-Qaida simply collapsed out of fear of George Bush’s massive wang, and never killed anyone ever again, especially not in Iraq.

O no! They haz been an unpressdented attak of dancin’ badgers!

Ramirez is a shithead. Check out this one.

2974 reasons for supporting enhanced interrogation

Pretty much admits that torture = revenge.

Somebody say my name? Lemme alone, I’m sleeping off last night’s beer ‘n’ coke binge.

Don’t make me do stuff.

Speaking of kneeling and Arab leaders, there really was a Western leader who bowed before a Middle Eastern (well, close enough) potentate: right winger and model foolarounder Silvio Berlusconi:

Under a tent in Benghazi on August 30, 2008, Silvio Berlusconi bowed symbolically before the son of ‘Umar al-Mukhtar, hero of the Libyan resistance to Italian colonial rule. “It is my duty to express to you, in the name of the Italian people, our regret and apologies for the deep wounds that we have caused you,” said the Italian premier.[1] Eastern Libya was the site of the bulk of the armed resistance to the Italian occupation, which lasted from 1911 to 1943. More than 100,000 Libyans are believed to have died in the counterinsurgency campaign, many in desert prison camps and in southern Italian penal colonies. Inside the tent, Berlusconi and Libyan leader Mu‘ammar al-Qaddafi signed a historic agreement according to which Italy will pay $5 billion over the next 20 years, nominally to compensate Libya for these “deep wounds.” The treaty was ratified by Italy on February 3 and by Libya on March 1.

It’s sort of like the careful way that Bush Jr. gave both Saudi royalty and Osama bin Laden everything they ever asked for, or even wished for, as bin Laden never could have gotten Al Gore to completely blow off repeated warnings of his imminent terrorist attacks.

The best attorneys we can give you are powered by a nine volt battery. Sorry.

Wouldn’t that be “torture”?

Goering got a lawyer. Trial, too.

I can only guess that its their complete adoption of the Southern Strategy and the Confederate Lost Cause that can help explain why today’s Republicans and right wingers are so patently dedicated to treason and undermining the nation, its people, and god especially its Constitution. Though I guess you sort of have to admire their consistency in their fanatical hatred of all things truly American.

You mean the way Republicans insist that Democrats are the “real racists” becuase Robert Byrd quit the KKK before most of us were even born?

They will say this to defend long-time Grand Wizard David Duke, so yeah, pretty much. Cognitive dissonance is necessary to walk into the door.

Goering got a lawyer. Trial, too.

Nazis were white. Japs were sort of yellow-white. Moozlims and Ay-rabs don’t count.

Goering got a lawyer. Trial, too.

Well, yeah, but he was just a member of the Axis. Obama? Axis of Evil. It’s the Holocaust all over again – but this time, it’s personal.

The best attorneys we can give you are powered by a nine volt battery. Sorry.

Wouldn’t that be “torture”?

You’re telling me.

Obama?

Osama. Bookmark this libs &c.

The only thing Republicans have against Robert Byrd’s KKK past is that he apologized for and denounced it. They’re much more comfortable with long time America-haters and secessionists like the Dixiecrat himself, Strom Thurmond and Trent Lott of the White, I mean, Conservative Citizens Councils.

Hell, the Republicans ought to thank their lucky stars for all the segregationist Democrats, ’cause if it warn’t for them, they couldn’t have taken over all the damn South — although I can see them sorta bein’ bitter about it now, now that the Republican Party is shrinking down to being a redneck regional party of Southern white dumbasses while the rest of the country just can’t seem to wipe them off of their shoes fast enough.

Hell, the Republicans ought to thank their lucky stars for all the segregationist Democrats, ’cause if it warn’t for them, they couldn’t have taken over all the damn South — although I can see them sorta bein’ bitter about it now, now that the Republican Party is shrinking down to being a redneck regional party of Southern white dumbasses while the rest of the country just can’t seem to wipe them off of their shoes fast enough.

To be wholly fair to Southern white dumbasses, the Republicans have been losing them too lately. Believing that blacks are some kind of inhuman hive-mind is only sustainable if you’re completely insane or only see them once a year, and that only works if you’re from the Border South or the Midwest or some other horrible white-bread area of the country.

Nazis were white. Japs were sort of yellow-white. Moozlims and Ay-rabs don’t count.

Yep.

Ramirez is a shithead. Check out this one.

He’s slipping. No mention of Jimmy Carter.

What, did you kill another 4,000 people, the way you did the last time a weak, slow-witted, Saudi-hand-holder was the president?

I just wanted to read that again.

She brings to mind “Frau Blucher” (lightning and thunder, horses terrified whinnying), perhaps I am too, ah, judgemental? Nah, not really, just perceptive.

Nah. Mona Charen reminds me of Leona Helmsley on a good day.

Re: V, Obama, BigHollywood.

OK, guys and gals, fess up – which one of you is Latino4Liberty? I can’t imagine anyone writing this on the square:

Just watched the preview…it’s like anti-liberal p0rn

Bonus rofl:

For heaven’s sake, stop making insightful comments, everyone!

it’s like anti-liberal p0rn

fuck, they can’t even spell pr0n right. They have violated the spirit of b1FF and must be cast into 3T3RnaL )Arkne55!

It’s da Vinci’s Mona Sleestak.

At first, I was all like, “Hey, Colonel Kira, where’s your earring?”, but then I caught the Alternate Earth reference and realized that I was looking at the Intendant. She looked better in that latex catsuit, though.

If a white male nominee had been discovered to have said something similar — that he was better situated to judge due to his background and life experiences than a Latina woman

Well, if was saying he’d be better situated to rule in RACE AND GENDER-BASED DISCRIMINATION CASES because as a white male in America he’d been subjected to discrimination, yeah, there’d be probably a little teensy bit of askance-looking. Idiot.

Don’t make me do stuff.

Didja ever finish reading Superfudge?

What, did you kill another 4,000 people, the way you did the last time a weak, slow-witted, Saudi-hand-holder spit-swapper was the president?

I’M IN UR THREADZ, FIXX0RING YR SNARKZ